Hello, my name is Nario, Laura from the Campaign for a Free Internet is letting me post to Slashdort from her boyfriend's account. Hi Slashdort! I hear you are the Facebook of the Internet, cool! I have a question: food prices are so high that my family is starving and we have not good water to drink. Can eat this machine, and if so can yougive me one, I am hungry.
Hello Slashdort, I know that a lot of you harbor irrational anticommunist prejudices but you should just realize that itis only subconsciously your being jealous that I had amazing sexy all nignt with my love Laura and you didn't.
Wikileaks is doing a great service but only when the workers smash the rule of the bourgeoisie and take power will we uncover all the bloody secrets of the imperialist thieves and mass murderers.
Because Americans are always talking loud because they are fat stupoid losors and CHINA IS THE GRESAATEST@!!! HYDROgen bcasuedbnsss i9oollllsll sloppy the pepper oceanfloor exploirdes!c the hnanity!!! of the stepintpowfasjkdo-o-o-o- poop on the indestructalble man biochemist on a HUMAN BORDY!
It is hardly my fault that most Slashdort moderators are idiorts and bourgeois counterrevolutionaries. Like all artistic geniuses I will only get my due long after I am dead. No matter, my muse, my undying love, Laura spurs me on in my epic journey of inspired creation.
Dear NASA: Would you please return it to me? I dropped it there when Iwas playing fetch with my astro-dog but since that vacation in 1982, what with the economy inthe shitter and my extreme insanity and all, Italian conspiracies, etc., etc., I had pretty much given upon retrieving it.
Please mail my battery-actuated vibrating metal thing object to:
Bob S. 445 Gimlet Road Cornhole, OH
Thanks for bringing this find to my attention, Slashdort!
Sometimes slashdort is not enough, even though its vast informativitizzateionated discussions make it the Facebook of the Internet. The internet should be a place where everyone makes pages about things so that everyone can ecxel in excellence and greatness. The problm is U.S. imperialism and its reactionary drive for counterrrevolution in China under the false banner of "democracy." What we need instead is more cheese and more sexy. Join the Campaign for a Free Internet today, and awesome YOU!
Google will be evil, and related to Wisconsin, the source of all evil, until we have COMMUNISM! That is why I do not use computers, my very cute assistant does when she is not engaged in making sexy with me.
The only way out of economic crisis for capitalism in its terminal decay, imperialism, is another world war, posing the threat of a nuclear holocaust. French imperialism, outgunned by U.S. and British imperialism, looks to enhance its technological capabilities while grinding the workers into poverty and intensifying a racist, scapegoating witch-hunt against immigrants.
Socialism or barbarism, people. Those are the only choices. Workers to power! For a May '68 that goes all the way!
This was probably the work of Joel the evil computer destroyer he is such a loser, and he has no frenids. Always ordering dominoes pizzas, what a sick fatass loser.
I am writing to you, the Slashdort community, because I know that we share a deep appreciation for the awesomeness of the visionary founder-leader-president-for-life of the Campaign for a Free Internet, our spiritual and political and erotic guide in all things, Laura. Please send me one U.S. Dollar ($1). Thank you and victory to Communism, Joe
You are correct! I appoint you the honorary vice chair of the Campaign for a Free Internet!!!!! Your first assignment is to collect dog poop that careless pet owners have left on my lawn. Iwould do it myself, but my responsibilities as the General Secretary of the CFAFI to CFAFI President-Supreme-Empress-for-Life Laura consume all my time. Thank you!
Hello Slashdort! I just made an awesome vegetable stew with brown rice, lentils, onions, garlic, yams, plantains, green peas and jamaican jerk flavor! Wowwza!!!! Please repost and forward this news on all SOCIAL MEDIA web-sites! Woogawoogawoogawooga! I am the best. Goodnight, Slashdort! I love you Laura!
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Hello, my name is Nario, Laura from the Campaign for a Free Internet is letting me post to Slashdort from her boyfriend's account. Hi Slashdort! I hear you are the Facebook of the Internet, cool! I have a question: food prices are so high that my family is starving and we have not good water to drink. Can eat this machine, and if so can yougive me one, I am hungry.
We need COMMUNISM NOW!
Hello Slashdort, I know that a lot of you harbor irrational anticommunist prejudices but you should just realize that itis only subconsciously your being jealous that I had amazing sexy all nignt with my love Laura and you didn't.
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Wikileaks is doing a great service but only when the workers smash the rule of the bourgeoisie and take power will we uncover all the bloody secrets of the imperialist thieves and mass murderers.
Cheese googole cheese caper potato dr elboew
Laura, I love you more than ever!
Because Americans are always talking loud because they are fat stupoid losors and CHINA IS THE GRESAATEST@!!! HYDROgen bcasuedbnsss i9oollllsll sloppy the pepper oceanfloor exploirdes!c the hnanity!!! of the stepintpowfasjkdo-o-o-o- poop on the indestructalble man biochemist on a HUMAN BORDY!
It is hardly my fault that most Slashdort moderators are idiorts and bourgeois counterrevolutionaries. Like all artistic geniuses I will only get my due long after I am dead. No matter, my muse, my undying love, Laura spurs me on in my epic journey of inspired creation.
Dear NASA: Would you please return it to me? I dropped it there when Iwas playing fetch with my astro-dog but since that vacation in 1982, what with the economy inthe shitter and my extreme insanity and all, Italian conspiracies, etc., etc., I had pretty much given upon retrieving it.
Please mail my battery-actuated vibrating metal thing object to:
Bob S.
445 Gimlet Road
Cornhole, OH
Thanks for bringing this find to my attention, Slashdort!
Sometimes slashdort is not enough, even though its vast informativitizzateionated discussions make it the Facebook of the Internet. The internet should be a place where everyone makes pages about things so that everyone can ecxel in excellence and greatness. The problm is U.S. imperialism and its reactionary drive for counterrrevolution in China under the false banner of "democracy." What we need instead is more cheese and more sexy. Join the Campaign for a Free Internet today, and awesome YOU!
Playing tax deductible games while the world starves & burns. We need the DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT!
Google will be evil, and related to Wisconsin, the source of all evil, until we have COMMUNISM! That is why I do not use computers, my very cute assistant does when she is not engaged in making sexy with me.
I make sandwiches at SUBWAY RESTAURANT. I am a sandwichary engineer. I am allegedly Italian!
Apple! I have feeling s about corpoate brands and entities! Odor!
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The only way out of economic crisis for capitalism in its terminal decay, imperialism, is another world war, posing the threat of a nuclear holocaust. French imperialism, outgunned by U.S. and British imperialism, looks to enhance its technological capabilities while grinding the workers into poverty and intensifying a racist, scapegoating witch-hunt against immigrants.
Socialism or barbarism, people. Those are the only choices. Workers to power! For a May '68 that goes all the way!
Communism is the only solution! Workers to power!
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This was probably the work of Joel the evil computer destroyer he is such a loser, and he has no frenids. Always ordering dominoes pizzas, what a sick fatass loser.
I am writing to you, the Slashdort community, because I know that we share a deep appreciation for the awesomeness of the visionary founder-leader-president-for-life of the Campaign for a Free Internet, our spiritual and political and erotic guide in all things, Laura. Please send me one U.S. Dollar ($1). Thank you and victory to Communism, Joe
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You are correct! I appoint you the honorary vice chair of the Campaign for a Free Internet!!!!! Your first assignment is to collect dog poop that careless pet owners have left on my lawn. Iwould do it myself, but my responsibilities as the General Secretary of the CFAFI to CFAFI President-Supreme-Empress-for-Life Laura consume all my time. Thank you!
There is a lot of Helium in the Sun, so go to the Sun and get some and bring it back. Dear Laura: Wowza, you look great!
Hello Slashdort! I just made an awesome vegetable stew with brown rice, lentils, onions, garlic, yams, plantains, green peas and jamaican jerk flavor! Wowwza!!!! Please repost and forward this news on all SOCIAL MEDIA web-sites! Woogawoogawoogawooga! I am the best. Goodnight, Slashdort! I love you Laura!
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