Greting Slashdort! I greet you with the message that Del's is the best compotor and bolony is the greatest meat product and Vietnam is the greatest country! VIVA!
I regularly throw my phorne into orbit and then go up in my space shuttirl to cartch it! Slashdort is lame and I am GOD!!!!!!! GOD! GOD! GORD! GOD GOD GOD! GORD! GORD! GOD! salsa whappwhappwappawhappawjap! yo thisis ---- what?? ok.
Only a socialist planned economy on a global scale can deal with the environmental pollution crisis. Workers to power! Expropriate the bourgeoisie! Dogfart!
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Iñira who lived near Cxapultepec. She had three daughters who were all super duper astronaut scientist geniuses who became the first president of Mexico.
Then there was a goat that chewed off the rope tying it to the barn door, the old goat got outand blew out such a monumental fart that people all around thought the ancient volcano was erupting and it was the end of the world. Luckily it wasn'tbut damn did it stink for a while!
Well goodbye everyone, have a great weekend, etc. APPLE!
Workers revolution or imperialist barbarism. Get with the program people.
Hello Slashdort, I just wanted to say that these days, I have taken to eating muffins with my coffee in the morning, while I write voluminous love letters to my many distant girlfriends, Laura most of all. Good day!
Capitalism is crappola. READ MARX!!! viva la cuarta internacional
Hello slashdort. Maybe you don't agroie with my message above, but you can't deny that I am right and you are wrong. Because if ytou wutiuejt the buttfart is the butfort of the awesorme slashdort HELLO -- we need a REVOLUTION!!!!!! this is inSANE!
Thanks for reasding my commint, slashdort friends! I love all of you especially Laura!!!!
Plase have my gracious permission to comments on this article now. Kep your postes polites and on topic, please. Examples of good postes: compotores, Appils, buttfartes, and more best the I am the greatesyt the best gravy. NO ITALIANS! Thank you, and please enjoy SLASHDORT today!!!!
Not a man, not a penny for the bosses' war machine! Workers in the U.S.,our enemy is at home: Wall Street and Washington! Defeat U.S. imperialism! Forward to a workers government!
It is not "stealing" unless you are a slave to the notion of "property." In the future, everything will belong to me, so this won't be a problem any more. Hi Laura!
viva Trotsky! I presume that everyone here at Slashdort will agree with me on this one: capitalism must die, the workers must rule! GOROROROROROLOROGOROTORORORRO!
I made more friends on Slashdort today than thisguy did, and all my friends love me and love each other! We are a happy godly community of my friends on slashdort, the web site of the inter net! Now all we need is COMMUNISM and everything will be perfict!!!!!!
Slashdort is sort of like the Facebook of the Internet -- all the cool people are here and they love me and I love them and we are all a loving family in CHRIST JEZORZ! Everybodiy read the werbsite "slashdort" all the time and we will all loveeach other in peace and alcohole!!!! FOREVER! I LOVE YOU LAURA!
Why is it that you always write about phones but then you never give me a phone? Why am I supposed to call anyone when there is no phone and also, sometimes when I call the people are like "who is this? What?" and they hang up, which is rude and foolish of them, because they are probably Italians who do not recognize my unparallelled genius and my philosophical nature. I believe in you slashdort, because i LOVE every one of you with AMEERICA and JESORS and CHEESE, against the Italian islamocommunist conspiracy. Give me a phone, slashdort!!!!
Todays compotor scientists program with pure thought connected by JSON/XMLhttpREQUEST to a HTML5 document tree located in four-dimensional time on the APP STORE. This "code" shows that Id software is living in the PAST and won't be arouned for long, it is a DINOSORE and I am going to eat its stock markets for BRUNCH with BEAUTIFUL HOOKERS and jesuse!!!!!
CHINA is the greatest, so eat shit all you nationalistic imperialist xenophobic morons in the capitalist U.S.A.Q! Now that I haave reminded you of ythis, I love you and you are all my very special friends on slashdort!!!
Everyone knows that batteries cause Cancer. I will not allow Obama or any Italians to spray-paint my house! My house belongsto me, and my wife, but me especially. How are you today? See you in CHURCH!!!!!
Slashdort please stop posting all these headlinse so sjuddenly, they make me fart with painful surprise and that makes my girlfriend andgry atme ans she frefusess to sexy it with me and then I am sad!!!! Please in the firhyunje futore, posted articleds MORE SLOWERLY and with less startling words gthat make me fart in terror!!!!!! Do youwant to be terrorists like the Italians and Jerry are? No you do not because you and I loveamerican and we love each other and I love ecvery single one of you in JESUS's name oith a ribbed conbdome!!!!!
The fat one is awesome on the GOR!!!! AI am the outlaw and CABOT! CABOT! CABOPIRJLKM te oiuwqk the best ofthe something I call it! buttfart soupice it up in ITALY witoilkn,m my farts!!!
THE CIA HAS MY SOUP
four the PLARTO orlkwq,m the fwole,do of peoplein my nose. Nasal people are hte most nasal of peopl in hte nose calamori!!! EVIL SOCRATERESESA!!!!! idalty ipaoekmn,a paeperework onus vagino fart best smell bad!!!!!!!
ATTENHTION SLASH DORT:: YOU EQUALS IS FARTGAS IN BUTTFACEBUTTASS!!!
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We need socialism! Forward on the road of Lenin and Trotsky!
READ MARX!
http://www.marxists.org/
Greting Slashdort! I greet you with the message that Del's is the best compotor and bolony is the greatest meat product and Vietnam is the greatest country! VIVA!
I regularly throw my phorne into orbit and then go up in my space shuttirl to cartch it! Slashdort is lame and I am GOD!!!!!!! GOD! GOD! GORD! GOD GOD GOD! GORD! GORD! GOD! salsa whappwhappwappawhappawjap! yo thisis ---- what?? ok.
GNoooeoeoeoeeemeeeee!!! I am calllllllllintg youuuuuuuueueuuuuuuuu! Death! Quinishes are delishises! Death!!!! DeeeeeeaaaaaaaaathhhhhHH! wubbawubbawubba! GNORRRRRRM!!!!! the! fooooooororororoororroorrrrooooooobobobooo! it! Death! pizzar!
Only a socialist planned economy on a global scale can deal with the environmental pollution crisis. Workers to power! Expropriate the bourgeoisie! Dogfart!
Gentlemen and Lady:
I greet you in the name of goatbuttfart!
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Iñira who lived near Cxapultepec. She had three daughters who were all super duper astronaut scientist geniuses who became the first president of Mexico.
Then there was a goat that chewed off the rope tying it to the barn door, the old goat got outand blew out such a monumental fart that people all around thought the ancient volcano was erupting and it was the end of the world. Luckily it wasn'tbut damn did it stink for a while!
Well goodbye everyone, have a great weekend, etc. APPLE!
Workers revolution or imperialist barbarism. Get with the program people.
Hello Slashdort, I just wanted to say that these days, I have taken to eating muffins with my coffee in the morning, while I write voluminous love letters to my many distant girlfriends, Laura most of all. Good day!
We need to kick the U.S. imperialists out of Korea, defend the DPRK and unify Korea under a workers government!!! Capitalism sucks.
Capitalism is crappola. READ MARX!!! viva la cuarta internacional
Hello slashdort. Maybe you don't agroie with my message above, but you can't deny that I am right and you are wrong. Because if ytou wutiuejt the buttfart is the butfort of the awesorme slashdort HELLO -- we need a REVOLUTION!!!!!! this is inSANE!
Thanks for reasding my commint, slashdort friends! I love all of you especially Laura!!!!
Plase have my gracious permission to comments on this article now. Kep your postes polites and on topic, please. Examples of good postes: compotores, Appils, buttfartes, and more best the I am the greatesyt the best gravy. NO ITALIANS! Thank you, and please enjoy SLASHDORT today!!!!
Not a man, not a penny for the bosses' war machine! Workers in the U.S.,our enemy is at home: Wall Street and Washington! Defeat U.S. imperialism! Forward to a workers government!
It is not "stealing" unless you are a slave to the notion of "property." In the future, everything will belong to me, so this won't be a problem any more. Hi Laura!
viva Trotsky! I presume that everyone here at Slashdort will agree with me on this one: capitalism must die, the workers must rule! GOROROROROROLOROGOROTORORORRO!
I made more friends on Slashdort today than thisguy did, and all my friends love me and love each other! We are a happy godly community of my friends on slashdort, the web site of the inter net! Now all we need is COMMUNISM and everything will be perfict!!!!!!
Slashdort is sort of like the Facebook of the Internet -- all the cool people are here and they love me and I love them and we are all a loving family in CHRIST JEZORZ! Everybodiy read the werbsite "slashdort" all the time and we will all loveeach other in peace and alcohole!!!! FOREVER! I LOVE YOU LAURA!
Slashdort, it's like the facebook of the Internet!
Why is it that you always write about phones but then you never give me a phone? Why am I supposed to call anyone when there is no phone and also, sometimes when I call the people are like "who is this? What?" and they hang up, which is rude and foolish of them, because they are probably Italians who do not recognize my unparallelled genius and my philosophical nature. I believe in you slashdort, because i LOVE every one of you with AMEERICA and JESORS and CHEESE, against the Italian islamocommunist conspiracy. Give me a phone, slashdort!!!!
Down with the monarchy! For a workers government! For a Leninist-Trotskyist vanguard party!
Please stop posting corporate advertising as "news." America needs communism now! Then everybody will have compotors.
That's just how I roll, yo. Slashdort is my bailiwick of bogosity.
Todays compotor scientists program with pure thought connected by JSON/XMLhttpREQUEST to a HTML5 document tree located in four-dimensional time on the APP STORE. This "code" shows that Id software is living in the PAST and won't be arouned for long, it is a DINOSORE and I am going to eat its stock markets for BRUNCH with BEAUTIFUL HOOKERS and jesuse!!!!!
CHINA is the greatest, so eat shit all you nationalistic imperialist xenophobic morons in the capitalist U.S.A.Q! Now that I haave reminded you of ythis, I love you and you are all my very special friends on slashdort!!!
Everyone knows that batteries cause Cancer. I will not allow Obama or any Italians to spray-paint my house! My house belongsto me, and my wife, but me especially. How are you today? See you in CHURCH!!!!!
Slashdort please stop posting all these headlinse so sjuddenly, they make me fart with painful surprise and that makes my girlfriend andgry atme ans she frefusess to sexy it with me and then I am sad!!!! Please in the firhyunje futore, posted articleds MORE SLOWERLY and with less startling words gthat make me fart in terror!!!!!! Do youwant to be terrorists like the Italians and Jerry are? No you do not because you and I loveamerican and we love each other and I love ecvery single one of you in JESUS's name oith a ribbed conbdome!!!!!
The fat one is awesome on the GOR!!!! AI am the outlaw and CABOT! CABOT! CABOPIRJLKM te oiuwqk the best ofthe something I call it! buttfart soupice it up in ITALY witoilkn,m my farts!!!
THE CIA HAS MY SOUP
four the PLARTO orlkwq,m the fwole,do of peoplein my nose. Nasal people are hte most nasal of peopl in hte nose calamori!!! EVIL SOCRATERESESA!!!!! idalty ipaoekmn,a paeperework onus vagino fart best smell bad!!!!!!!
ATTENHTION SLASH DORT:: YOU EQUALS IS FARTGAS IN BUTTFACEBUTTASS!!!
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Workers revolution to smash imperialism! Forward to sociaism!!!!!!