I warned you, but you laughed at my warnings and did not heed them. You mokced and called me a "trole" and an "offtopoc"... BUT NOW IS THE HOUR OF TRUTH!!!!!!!!
THE ITALIAN ISLAMOCOMMUNIST TRAITORS ARE PLANNING TO BLOW UP OUR PLANET, POISON OUR WATER AND MAKE SEXY TO OUR WOMEN!
This tunnnel is hte proof of it! Americans, join the Campaign for a Free Internet now before it is too late, and help our fight to keep Italian infiltrators off our nation's internet and our nation's planet!!!!
These "scientists" are too busy playing with their pokeymans and gambling on the stock market to learn about the Moon and other American planets. What is America coming too? Soon Italy will be taking over our universe. I fear for the future of our bright, shining, stupid youth!
Has anyone here smelled a toad fart? I am asking because I think I did and now I need to know if I am going to die. Please help me slashdote, or else a dog will fart on you...........
Folks, I've been seing a lot of problems on Slashdot lately. Really, they make me sad. We could have a great community here, with all the knowledge and talent that God-fearing American technology experts bring to the table. A real enlightened, holy community. Instead, most of what I see is volgarity, Italinainstic hedonism, and people trating this forumlike it's somekind of sick joke, with gross posts about s-x, butts, and women. When did Slashdot start allowing the Italians and their mental slaves to befoul our christian technological discussion community? Folks, have a heart. Think before you post some stupid joe or "troll." This community here is precious and we need to cherish and defend it against those who would turn it into a stinking cesspool of Italian islamocommunist trollery.
It is a good thing because they are an island, which is where people have bad hats so they needa standared to measure the hats independently of any one particular hat, dogfart. Sort oflike if there was a bridge to New Fork the place would be a dump becauseof your moms and all her stupid freinds would be htere all the time. Dogfart
I havetold you before and I am reminding you nicely once again that I am GOD. Since I first madethis discovery three days ago, I have sought to encourage you all to comply with your duty to worship me. Soon, if you do not get with the program, I'm gonna have to release the plagues. You don't wantmeto do that, trust me. I am GOD!
Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!
That kind of black-and-white "thinking" (more like calculating) is why there are so many wars. If people listened to me more, and made me their GOD, then htere would be peace, but most of them are stupid conceited fartdoglickers, like you. I love you, I Iove everybody and I wish all humans enlightenment. Good night.
You see, folks, not only is binary computing a helplessly limited paradigm for visioningourmulithued, multicultural world, it is so parochial, so narrowly focused, that it apparently damages the brains dogfartpenis of the users of binary computers, like my friend Pseudonym here: he has been so befazszled and enraged by a novel thought outside of his binary rut that he lashed out in anger at me! Don't shoot the messenger, dude! Take a chill pill! Step away from your bloack and white computer and breathe some fresh, clear non-binary air! Doesn't that feel better? Nowcan't we just be friends?
Is your world black and white? Mine isn't. So why do our computers have to be binary? The binary nature of computing makes it artificial and does not allow the robustness of natural, organic thoughts and concepts, and causes endless security vulnerabilities like this one. But Corporate America and the Republicans are stopping us at two bits, for profit. Why not ten, a hundred? As many hues as a brilliant rainbow? Life is not all ones and zeroes folks! I dogfart think it's high time we shifted our computing paradigm to a higher plane. Apple needs to introduce a revolutionary new device, a spectrum computer that breaks out of the binary straightjacket. I think we can use the power of electricity for good. What do you say, slashdot?
Movies are old hat. Today insteadofseeing a movie my girldfreind came over to my houseand she letmeput my weiner in her !!!! It wasawesome. You all should do that insteadof watch movies they aredumbe.
Capitalism is leading our species to disaster! GOOGLE and its nefarious Italian backers are the straw that will break the monkey;s back! Folks, it's time for communism now!
Imperialist commander-in-chief Obama is kidnapping and deporting more immigrants than any president in history. So shut up you lying racist fuckface. Why don't you learn Spanish, you ignorant bigoted slob? Down with the Democrats and Republicans, parties of racist American capitalism! Full citizenship rights for all immigrants! COMMUNSIM NOW!
Folks, if you can't see that capitalism is a bloody hellhole, you are blind. We need Communism now! International proletarian revolution is the only way!
In Communism, there will be no zombies. Only human beings, freed from the dead hand of the outmoded capitalist system! In the communist future, our present will be seen as a benighted dark ages, plagued by war, superstition, and barbarity. Communism will be the end of our bloody prehistory, and the dawn of human history, wherein the free development of the individual will complement the fullest development of all. Smash capitalism! Forward to communism! Workers of the world unite!
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I warned you, but you laughed at my warnings and did not heed them. You mokced and called me a "trole" and an "offtopoc" ... BUT NOW IS THE HOUR OF TRUTH!!!!!!!!
THE ITALIAN ISLAMOCOMMUNIST TRAITORS ARE PLANNING TO BLOW UP OUR PLANET, POISON OUR WATER AND MAKE SEXY TO OUR WOMEN!
This tunnnel is hte proof of it! Americans, join the Campaign for a Free Internet now before it is too late, and help our fight to keep Italian infiltrators off our nation's internet and our nation's planet!!!!
$ GOAT := youmama
:= veryyy bad!!!!!
>> CORRECT!
$ ITALIANS
>> ERROR VERY VERY!
$ SHUTDOWN -slashdort NOW!!!!!!
>> HOORAY!
These "scientists" are too busy playing with their pokeymans and gambling on the stock market to learn about the Moon and other American planets. What is America coming too? Soon Italy will be taking over our universe. I fear for the future of our bright, shining, stupid youth!
Has anyone here smelled a toad fart? I am asking because I think I did and now I need to know if I am going to die. Please help me slashdote, or else a dog will fart on you...........
Folks, I've been seing a lot of problems on Slashdot lately. Really, they make me sad. We could have a great community here, with all the knowledge and talent that God-fearing American technology experts bring to the table. A real enlightened, holy community. Instead, most of what I see is volgarity, Italinainstic hedonism, and people trating this forumlike it's somekind of sick joke, with gross posts about s-x, butts, and women. When did Slashdot start allowing the Italians and their mental slaves to befoul our christian technological discussion community? Folks, have a heart. Think before you post some stupid joe or "troll." This community here is precious and we need to cherish and defend it against those who would turn it into a stinking cesspool of Italian islamocommunist trollery.
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How about going outside you faty amerikan greaseball loser?
We must be vijilant, to make sure thise powerful Maerican technology doesn/t get into hte hands of the Italian menace!!!!
I call your mom and she comes over to my crib and we do the sexy,
It is a good thing because they are an island, which is where people have bad hats so they needa standared to measure the hats independently of any one particular hat, dogfart. Sort oflike if there was a bridge to New Fork the place would be a dump becauseof your moms and all her stupid freinds would be htere all the time. Dogfart
I will put dirt on muy car and if you look at me or you point electricx at me I will throw a rock atyou. QQQQ!!!!! dogpenus!
I havetold you before and I am reminding you nicely once again that I am GOD. Since I first madethis discovery three days ago, I have sought to encourage you all to comply with your duty to worship me. Soon, if you do not get with the program, I'm gonna have to release the plagues. You don't wantmeto do that, trust me. I am GOD!
Folks, remember, as I announced in this posting, I am God. So remember to worship me daily, or else.
Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!
That kind of black-and-white "thinking" (more like calculating) is why there are so many wars. If people listened to me more, and made me their GOD, then htere would be peace, but most of them are stupid conceited fartdoglickers, like you. I love you, I Iove everybody and I wish all humans enlightenment. Good night.
You see, folks, not only is binary computing a helplessly limited paradigm for visioningourmulithued, multicultural world, it is so parochial, so narrowly focused, that it apparently damages the brains dogfartpenis of the users of binary computers, like my friend Pseudonym here: he has been so befazszled and enraged by a novel thought outside of his binary rut that he lashed out in anger at me! Don't shoot the messenger, dude! Take a chill pill! Step away from your bloack and white computer and breathe some fresh, clear non-binary air! Doesn't that feel better? Nowcan't we just be friends?
Is your world black and white? Mine isn't. So why do our computers have to be binary? The binary nature of computing makes it artificial and does not allow the robustness of natural, organic thoughts and concepts, and causes endless security vulnerabilities like this one. But Corporate America and the Republicans are stopping us at two bits, for profit. Why not ten, a hundred? As many hues as a brilliant rainbow? Life is not all ones and zeroes folks! I dogfart think it's high time we shifted our computing paradigm to a higher plane. Apple needs to introduce a revolutionary new device, a spectrum computer that breaks out of the binary straightjacket. I think we can use the power of electricity for good. What do you say, slashdot?
Sorry I am too busy do9ing the awesomesexy with my girlfriend to press the spaces bar all the timeyou grammir nerd!!!!!! hahahhaqhaahahahahhahah
Movies are old hat. Today insteadofseeing a movie my girldfreind came over to my houseand she letmeput my weiner in her !!!! It wasawesome. You all should do that insteadof watch movies they aredumbe.
Capitalism is leading our species to disaster! GOOGLE and its nefarious Italian backers are the straw that will break the monkey;s back! Folks, it's time for communism now!
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Imperialist commander-in-chief Obama is kidnapping and deporting more immigrants than any president in history. So shut up you lying racist fuckface. Why don't you learn Spanish, you ignorant bigoted slob? Down with the Democrats and Republicans, parties of racist American capitalism! Full citizenship rights for all immigrants! COMMUNSIM NOW!
Folks, if you can't see that capitalism is a bloody hellhole, you are blind. We need Communism now! International proletarian revolution is the only way!
In Communism, there will be no zombies. Only human beings, freed from the dead hand of the outmoded capitalist system! In the communist future, our present will be seen as a benighted dark ages, plagued by war, superstition, and barbarity. Communism will be the end of our bloody prehistory, and the dawn of human history, wherein the free development of the individual will complement the fullest development of all. Smash capitalism! Forward to communism! Workers of the world unite!
It's plain as day. WE NEED COMMUNISM NOW! You'd have to be blind not to see it.