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  1. This is about things that we say on the Internet on Bitcoin Trading Platform Announces Huge Downtime Following Cyber-Attack (softpedia.com) · · Score: -1

    Yo, yo, yo bro. This is Bob the blob with the corn on a cob speaking to YOU because Slashdort! What with my massive insanity lately, caused by nefarious Italian provocateurs who are jealous of the beautiful LAURA, I have neglected my life's work: collecting goat fart videos on You Tube and notofying Slashdort of the impending LUNAR COROSKISOPFT "America is Stupid Head and Dumb"! Have a great day, and stay LOUD AND PRUD OF YOUR CHOICE OF SEXUALITY AND GENDER!

    Bernie Sanders is not a socialist!

  2. Yo, yo, yo bro. This is Bob the blob with the corn on a cob speaking to YOU because Slashdort! What with my massive insanity lately, caused by nefarious Italian provocateurs who are jealous of the beautiful LAURA, I have neglected my life's work: collecting goat fart videos on You Tube and notofying Slashdort of the impending LUNAR COROSKISOPFT "America is Stupid Head and Dumb"! Have a great day, and stay LOUD AND PRUD OF YOUR CHOICE OF SEXUALITY AND GENDER!

  3. Hello America!! on American Express Warns Customers About Breach -- From 2013 (csoonline.com) · · Score: -1

    I am bold, old and cold! My name is Joel! Wakka Wakka Wakka comedy Gold! Yo momma is fat and I have a large genitals! Freeze!

  4. Hello America! on Alibaba To Train a Million Youngsters In E-commerce (thestack.com) · · Score: 0

    Greetings fellow Americans. I would like to take this opportunity to salute our leader, the great glowing pond duck, and to restate the proposition that America is a special, peaceful, and God-blessed place that only annihilates cities with nucular weapons when there is no other option. And most of the people who died were Asians and don't we have enough of them to go around anyway? Life is cheap in the Orient. Capitalism is the best of all possible worlds. We live in a Democracy and the international community is calling on us to stop the war by BOMBING BOMBING BOMBING BOMBGING KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL FOR PEACE AND GOD!!!!!

  5. Ass on ExoMars Probe Is Ready To Be Launched On Monday (cosmosup.com) · · Score: -1

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  6. Television killed the Talstaratarataratartafan blue smissle of wruggt!!!!!! Poopy poopy poopy in your mouth!

  7. Open fartgas on Google Joins Facebook's Open Compute Project (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hello everyone is welcome to analyze my flatulence. I am not a rodent or a wood chip, but I sympathize with Anmerica and the Anmerican people (NOT!)

  8. Will you deny that you eat poop? The American People want the whole trueth.

  9. Only COMMUNISM can save us on Timeline Of Events: Linux Mint Website Hack That Distributed Malicious ISOs (softpedia.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    We need a revolutionary workers party that Lenin and Trotsky would call their own.

  10. It doesn't matter any more. Only smriruiewg matters.

  11. Fart graqndmother on Mattel Unveils $300 3D Printer (computerworld.com) · · Score: -1

    Qwander in the riqvler of noxqious gasq!

  12. evil farce mug portland coffin wig on How To Defeat VPN Location-Spoofing By Mapping Network Delays (thestack.com) · · Score: -1

    Lip stick

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  14. THE SOVIET UNION WAS GREAT! on Hertz Is Pulling a Disney · · Score: -1

    You've been duped by bourgeois propaganda!

  15. Either the workers of the world unite on Hertz Is Pulling a Disney · · Score: -1

    Or we will be used against each other. Smash capitalism! Forward to communism!

  16. Open the back door Hal on Microsoft's Cortana Doesn't Put Up With Sexual Harassment (hothardware.com) · · Score: -1

    toot

  17. You are banned from my game. Your comint will be deleted permanenetly from Slashdort.

  18. My game will rule! on Unreal Engine Will Soon Allow Developers To Build Games Inside of VR (roadtovr.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    In my game the player will have to move rocks around a place and beat on them with his or her fists. Then nothing will happen for a long time, then you will DIE! Farting is not allowed in my game.

  19. Cats are awesome and Lenin was right!

  20. Booga1! on Facebook Expands Online Commerce Role, But Says "No Guns, Please" · · Score: -1

    Instead of a thong piss

  21. mega zang on For Data Centers, Google Likes the Southeast (datacenterfrontier.com) · · Score: -1

    DISTRICT it flavono sampo sampo with snacky

  22. Re:We need communism now! on UK Voice Crypto Standard Built For Key Escrow, Mass Surveillance (benthamsgaze.org) · · Score: -1

    Please tell us more about your ignorant prejudices.

  23. Toad on GM Buys Failed Uber Rival Sidecar (bloomberg.com) · · Score: -1

    You have to talk when they twist too far

  24. We need communism now! on UK Voice Crypto Standard Built For Key Escrow, Mass Surveillance (benthamsgaze.org) · · Score: 0

    The workers must rule! Down with the monarchy! Down with the capitalists!

  25. Fart! on Android Banking Malware SlemBunk Part of Well-Organized Campaign (fireeye.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Fart fart fart fart fart cheesy snart!