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  1. Re:Research of evacuation jamming? on Obstacles Near Emergency Exits Speed Evacuation · · Score: -1

    I agree, many people should be allowed to die, perhaps even given a little shove in the general direction of mortality. And if I had my druthers I'd start with the likes of YOU.

  2. Re:Minimal Multitasking... on The Biochemistry of Searching the Internet · · Score: -1

    I couldn't finish reading that. Now where did I put that cake???

  3. Re:Slashdot wave on Google Wave Preview Opens Up On Sept 30th · · Score: -1

    Now that's a very hurtful thing to say about our hosts. You take that back!

  4. Re:C++0x? on Bjarne Stroustrup On Concepts, C++0x · · Score: -1

    Probably. Makes you wonder why there are so few female programmers, doesn't it?

  5. Re:Typical on Nicotine Improves Brain Function In Schizophrenics · · Score: -1

    We already have tomacco.

  6. Re:suicidal. on Murdoch Says, "We'll Charge For All Our Sites" · · Score: -1

    Say what you will about old Rupert, but he's got himself one hot young Asian wifey

    To paraphrase the Nuge: Wendi Deng, Sweet Poon Teng!

  7. Re:Antitrust avoidance on Microsoft Acknowledges Linux Threat To Windows · · Score: -1

    Darth Gates: "Linus, I am you father." Linus Torvalker: "Noooooooooooooooooooo!"

  8. Re:All of A sudden on Ads Retroactively Added To Wipeout HD, Soon Others · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Suddenly" means "in the manner of a sudden," or more succinctly, "of a sudden," and to indicate that something isn't only partially of a sudden, we say it's "all of a sudden." We don't use the definite article "the" because there isn't only one particular sudden. (If there were, we might spell at as a proper noun and possibly even worship it. All hail the Almighty Sudden!)

  9. Re:Why was it improper? on RIAA Awarded $675,000 In Tenenbaum Trial · · Score: -1

    Because it's always important to phrase things precisely in a court of law.

  10. System Administrator Appreciation Day on 10th Annual System Administrator Appreciation Day · · Score: 1, Funny

    Happy SAAD!

  11. Re:They didn't have the right to sell it... on Student Suing Amazon For Book Deletions · · Score: 0

    If this was anything except 1984, this wouldn't have been news at all.

    It would still be news, it just wouldn't be as much fun to talk about (endless references to "memory holes" etc.) -- not unlike the fact that the guy who made off with billions of other peoples' money is named Madoff.

  12. Re:What, what? on Prototype Vehicle For the Blind · · Score: 5, Funny

    How are they going to know when I flip them the bird? Do I have to make chirping noises?

  13. Re:Some ARM twisting going on? on ARM Hopes To Lure Microsoft Away From Intel · · Score: 0

    I think that story's really got legs! Let's run with it!

  14. Re:fp on ARM Hopes To Lure Microsoft Away From Intel · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  15. Some ARM twisting going on? on ARM Hopes To Lure Microsoft Away From Intel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Employing strongARM tactics? Better keep them at ARM's length. (Don't worry, these horrible puns are quite ARMless.)

  16. Re:Claims or Tested in Court on How Wolfram Alpha's Copyright Claims Could Change Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mathematica could be rebuilt in 5 years with a good focus.

    Mathematica hasn't released a decent album since Kill 'Em Algorithmically.

  17. Re:They better not go there... on How Wolfram Alpha's Copyright Claims Could Change Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    This opens Pandora's box like you wouldn't believe.

    Careful with that box, buddy. It's copyright Pandora. (As are its contents.)

  18. Re:I got my pussy ready! on Panel Advises Longer Life For Space Station · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Please stop posting excerpts from Dick Cheney's autobiography. Thank you.

  19. Re:"Helpers" on DARPA Builds Smarter Version of Microsoft's Clippy · · Score: 1

    "It looks like you're trying to make yet another lame Clippy joke. Can I convince you of the utter futility of that endeavor?"

  20. Re:As long as she looks like Rommie on DARPA Builds Smarter Version of Microsoft's Clippy · · Score: 0

    Damn, the slashdot site looks uglier and uglier and becomes more and more user unfriendly.

    It's a lot like marriage.

  21. Re:Off topic post on DARPA Builds Smarter Version of Microsoft's Clippy · · Score: 0

    I use AdBlock, so I've no idea what you're talking about. Was it these models?

  22. Killy on DARPA Builds Smarter Version of Microsoft's Clippy · · Score: 1, Funny

    "It looks like you're contemplating an unprovoked nuclear assault. Would you like me to start the Launch Sequence Wizard?"

  23. Re:LOL! on Company Awarded "The Patent For Podcasting" · · Score: -1

    I patented LOL in 1994. Also ROFL and all variants thereof. Now pay me lest I unleash my legal minions upon you.

  24. Re:No problem on Feds May Soon Be Allowed To Use Cookies · · Score: 1, Funny

    I use an open-source cootie catcher. Works every time.

  25. Re:Apostrophe Overload on Inside the AP's Plan To Security-Wrap Its News Content · · Score: 0

    When I read "'wrap' and 'protect' its content" I assumed it had something to do with condoms.