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  1. Re:First Post? on DNA To Solve History's Mysteries? · · Score: 0

    NO!!!!!

    First response!

    Mastah_Monkey pours hot grits down Vic's pants.

    Trollin Trollin Trollin
    Get tha first postin
    Slaaashdaaaaaat

  2. Re:SFNB -- The Greatest Bank Ever on On Paying Bills Online · · Score: 1

    wow, they ought to pay U for advertising....

    im interested now :)

  3. Re:I paid.. on On Paying Bills Online · · Score: 1

    does she accept American Express too?

  4. Re:Amigas Back! on Amiga - Back From the Dead? · · Score: 1

    hehehe ive still got SEVERAL HUNDRED games for my amigas! :)

    w00h00! Amiga RULEZ!!!!!!!!

    Gimme dem G3 cHIps fool'! w00h00!

  5. Amigas Back! on Amiga - Back From the Dead? · · Score: 1

    w00h00!!!

    Amiga rules!!!! YESYESYES

    Guru Meditation iz BACK! - GImme Dem Gurus!

    Ill take dem GURUs anyday over dem damn Blue Death screens! GuruS RuLE!!! w00h00!!!!

  6. Re:No, you're wrong on Can Linux Beat Microsoft in Education? · · Score: 0

    ahhahahaha

    good point. sheep taste good with chicken.

  7. CE is the ONLY choice! on Microsoft Trying To Look Open Source With CE · · Score: 1

    As most users in the corporate world already know, WinCE is the one and only operation system to run. It is the best OS ever written. I run everything on CE, it totally rules.

    I asked my friends and they all agreed that CE is the best OS in the whole world. Why anyone else would write anything that would compete with this wonderful OS is beyond me. CE runs games and solitare, and doesnt crash much. What else can you ask for?

    I think everyone should be running CE and i cant figure out why Microsoft would release the source. I think they must be losing their minds... LONG LIVE CE!!

    Brought to you by an adoring fan of the Natalie Portman fan club.

  8. Re:Linux flatscreen for $99-- NOPE! on Flat Panel Linux Box for $99? · · Score: 1

    AHHAHAHA! Thats a good one!
    Your post has been blessed with the Natalie Portman Stoned and Petrified award. Brought to you by the one and only Mastah Monkey with the Kung-Fu Grip .

    Remember, Monkeys use linux too!
    And they like their Natalies blue
    (sigh, i suck at those rhymes) :)

  9. Official Response to Official Response toCommunity on Jeff Bezos' Open Letter On Patents · · Score: 1

    Hello,
    This is an official Monkey Response 2000 to the response of the response to the anti-patent community's response. I have came to the conclusion that Jeff Bezos is actually a monkey. Yes. He is one of our kind. I hate to admit it when one of us gets out and wreaks cruel and unusual punishment to all of us by listening to what this poor monkey has to say.

    So with this letter i want to apologize for letting our bezos-monkey out of his cage. Ill try not to let it happen again. Poor monkey. I really feel sorry for him. He IS much smarter than us slashdot troll monkeys. I mean he DID invent clicking and hyperlinking right? How can we lowly slashdot monkey gods compete with that? (but of course all monkeys are gods and be treated as such, dont forget that) In closing, support the abolition of severe monkey beatings today! NO MORE MONKEY BUSINESS! the realm of the 12 monkeys is SOON at hand!

  10. Important User Interface Issue! on User Feedback and Open Source Development · · Score: 1

    Hello,
    I found this discussion very interesting and felt inclined to respond. I, as a monkey, think its very important for us non-humans be able to understand the Linux GUI also. As you all may already know, the Windows GUI and occasional blue-screen has been known to put several of my fellow monkeys into shock and dis-array, and sometimes to death. Therefore, it is VERY important, to life itself that the Linux GUI be properly designed.

    As a side note, are you aware of the fact there are severe monkey beatings going on RIGHT NOW?! Many have assumed they are by tired, crazy MS employees, but noone really knows. Just remember, dont mess with us monkeys! We will fight back with a vengance! Monkey POWER!

  11. that was beautiful man.... on FreeMWare Renamed 'plex86' · · Score: 0

    Gasp, i dont know what to say. That brought tears to my eyes. But i have one problem with this magnificant documant. No mention absolutly anywhere about the global problem of severe monkey beatings.

    Yes, thats right, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of severe monkey beatings RIGHT now, this very second, while all of you just sit back, and read this really annoying runon sentence.

    Once the world was peaceful. Birds chirped and flew through the air and the sky was sunny and full of clouds. Then it began. I can still hear the monkeys crying out, "Quit beating me, ouch, that hurt, hey! Ouch, stop it damnit". Then it was quiet. No more monkeys.

    I say, lets put an end to monkey beatings. If not for the goodness of the world, then just so we can make fun of them before they kill us.

    Remember, monkey see, monkey do.
    Then we are in deep doo doo.
    (c)Mastah_Monkey