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  1. Re:Where have all the old school hackers gone? on Infosec Career Hacking · · Score: 1

    heh, I'll bite the troll

    I learned on PUNCH CARDS.
    I dream in JCL.
    VI sooths, while notepad fustrates.

    Where was /. in the 1970s? I was programming from a tty.

    Where was /. in the 1980s? I was working on space satellite guidance systems.

    I was again busy working in the 1990's when /. was born.

  2. Re:Where have all the old school hackers gone? on Infosec Career Hacking · · Score: 1

    here I am

  3. I'd like to propose national naptime on Extra Daylight Savings May Confuse the Gadgets · · Score: 1

    cus I get tired in the afternoon

  4. Re:Floppies? on Towards a Comprehensive USB Flash Drive Policy? · · Score: 1

    Damnit Dong, I like the cut of your jib.

    Meeting over. Happy hour!

  5. Re:information wants to be set free on Hackers Forced Announcement of 10th Planet Find · · Score: 1

    The Dead Sea Scrolls didn't want to be free; they were doing a fantastic job hiding.

  6. Oh Sure on 19 million Amps · · Score: 1

    This dull go nowhere story gets on /. while my inspirational story about robot jockeys gets denied.

  7. If you own Cisco stock on Shareholders Squeeze Cisco on Human Rights · · Score: 1

    and feel Cisco helps violate human rights (and you find this intolerable) just sell your shares.

  8. Re:Layoffs on Google and Yahoo Creating Brain Drain? · · Score: 1

    No, they let go of their highest compensated engineers. To a bean counter, we are all the same.

  9. Let me be the first on Japanese Develop 'Female' Android · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to name the "Robo-Boom".

    It's starting with this girl robot.

    Don't forget to cash out before the end of the Robo-Bubble.

  10. Re:So lemme see if I got this right... on A $100 Million Trip to the Moon · · Score: 1
    I still don't think it's as difficult as people think it is to get into orbit

    Just start with $100 worth of LSD.

  11. Re:That would make one *terrible* turntable on Old Floppy Drive Becomes New Turntable · · Score: 1

    Bah...darn horseless carriage, invest in buggy-whip and horseshoe companies.

  12. This makes Disco look cool on Nerdcore Rap In The Press · · Score: 2, Funny

    wow, is this what happens when you just say no?

  13. I for one am eager on Organism Uses Solar Energy to Produce Hydrogen · · Score: 1

    to become a Hydro-Alge farmer

  14. Smoke and Mirrors on Eerie Sounds from Saturn · · Score: 1

    Anyone with basic audio understanding, and half an hour with an old real-ro-real tape deck knows that you can make almost anything sounds like anything else if you alter the time base and frequency.

    I bet the same source could be made to sound like Fairies farting around a campfire.

  15. What are the chances of that! on Online Backup Solutions? · · Score: 1
    ..our server's RAID went bad just as Hurricane Dennis hit ... backing up information online would make stuff like this less incredibly painful.

    First I am curious, aparently your RAID has the same sensitivity that many animals exhibit just before an earthquake; aparently your RAID has trancended to a new level of machine conciousness!

    But serously, just back up to DVD, and keep a few day old backup DVD at home.

  16. Re:anyone want a DECstation 25? on How Can I Donate Old Hardware to Developers? · · Score: 1

    man the 3000 runnin ultrix, brings back memories; coincedently also from 1995.

    Say, is that you Bob?

  17. Re:Surfing time is NON-FUNGIBLE! on Websurfing Damaging U.S. Productivity? · · Score: 1

    I use to have an office (2nd floor) right across the driveway of a Hooters Resteraunt. From May-Sep, every wednesday was car wash day.

    It was better than free donuts.

  18. Do I "smell" a new market on How Do You Locate That Access Point? · · Score: 2, Funny

    They can train dogs to find bodies, drugs, people, people's cancer.

    Next..the amazing WAP smelling dog.

  19. Re:Fossil Fuels... on New Way to Make Hydrogen · · Score: 1

    Bacteria is the way to go; imagine "the matrix" but instead of huge human-battery farms, there are huge bacteria-hydrogen farms.

  20. Wake up Timothy on Fingerprint Recognition with Linux & IBM's T42 · · Score: 1

    It's Lenovo's T42 Notebook now

  21. Re:And in other news on 63% Of Corporations Plan To Read Outbound Email · · Score: 1

    And It's all moving to India on July 1, 2005

  22. I can see some markets on Disposable Camcorder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    like wedding receptions, instead of disposable still cameras.

  23. I did this once on Writing Letters for Cold Canvassing (IT) Jobs? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in 1982, and I was looking for a part-time, afternoon only tech job while I went to school in the morning.

    I printed up a bunch of resumes, got out the phone book (yellow pages) and just started going down companies who I thought would hire tech people.

    I just started with the A's and spend afternoons driving to the address and leaving my (single page) resume.

    WHen I got to the C's, and I was leaving my resume with a particular company, the receptionist said "hold on" and she walked away.

    She came back and said, ok go on in. I went into the VP of Development's Office (he was the whole dev dept) and he asked how I knew about the job. I said what job. Aparently he was just about to place an adv in the newspaper. We chatted for about 10 minutes, and I got the job.

  24. Uh Oh on Decoding the Genome: Serious Infrastructure · · Score: 1

    Be careful not to get a Flux Capacitor to close to this

  25. Re:Sensitive Data via UPS? on 3.9 Million Citigroup Customers' Data Lost · · Score: 1

    This is sound advice. Years ago, as Sr Unix Sys Admin, and 'backup prime' it was my job to drive the backup tapes to and from the off-site storage. It was a 15 minute drive each way. Made for a nice break on Mondays.

    And oh yes, I had a 100% success rate.