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  1. Re:Excellent on A Step Toward the Diamond Age · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...something else will become common to replace them as a means of proving your desperation for a piece of ass...

    Something like a full tank of gasoline.

  2. Re:Openview / Netview can make something close on Mapping the Internet Evolution · · Score: 1

    two weeks to undo the node-ball that is.

  3. Openview / Netview can make something close on Mapping the Internet Evolution · · Score: 1

    we called them 'node-balls'

    They happened by accident, if you hit "auto-arange" with like 500+ nodes on the map. With 5,000 nodes, it turns into a two week project.

  4. In Related News ... on Satellite Easter Eggs · · Score: 3, Funny

    In every USA satellite photo of Castro, he appears to be mooning.

    Coincidence?

  5. What they need are Robot Inspectors on The House Building Machine · · Score: 1

    that cannot be bribed.

  6. Shocky ! on GPL 3 Forking Risks Discussed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Shocky is, quite simply, for people who have trouble waking up. When the alarm clock goes off and the snooze button is pressed, Shocky will give a mild 500 volt shock. Each successive Snooze press increases the voltage by a factor of 10 !

    Great gift for Xmass .. Stock up Today.

  7. first post? on Autonomous Robot Finds Life in Atacama Desert · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first robotic astrobiologist anyway

  8. Take A Hint From North Carolina on Debris is Shuttle's Biggest Threat · · Score: 1

    Git those space convicts out there.

  9. Airbus Launches 800 Passenger Jumbo Jet? on Airbus Launches 800 Passenger Jumbo Jet · · Score: 1
    From the linked article Jan. 17 (Bloomberg) -- Airbus SAS, the world's largest plane maker, tomorrow will unveil its 555-seat A380, a 12 billion-euro ($16 billion) wager that airlines will order giant aircraft to ferry passengers between major airports over the next 20 years.

    Darn, 4th Class is tough on those 245 passangers without seats.

  10. Advice from a dirty lab on PCs For A Workshop Environment? · · Score: 1

    This is what I discovered.

    Get older PC, place in area, turn off, cover with plastic.

    when you need to use it, uncover, turn on, use, turn off, cover.

    This method will last a very long time (years) then you can go get another $75 PC for the next few years.

  11. I see the handle as a big problem on ASUS Barebones: Multimedia Even Sans Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    If it were recessed, you could say, put something on it, like a USB device, etc.

  12. My plan to disable GPS on U.S. Makes Plans for GPS Shutdown · · Score: 0

    (1) Turn the ON-OFF selector switch to the OFF position.

  13. wait, wait, I've got it .. on Wi-Fi Toys · · Score: 1

    Wi-Fi Velcro Sheep.

    Damn, where's that VC's phone number..

  14. Isn't it obvious? on The Future of PC-Audio: Interview With Keith Kowal · · Score: 1

    Teeny-tiny fuel cells

  15. Just under the wire on American Passports to Have RFID Chips · · Score: 1

    Whew
    I just got my US Passport renewed last month.

  16. I just got a Quadrophenia Flashabck on Wearable LCD Display · · Score: 1

    Imagine someone with multi LCD displays, like this scooter has rearviews.

  17. Oh God on Centaur - a Four-wheeled Segway · · Score: 1

    I can picture an early owner getting beaten on by a gang of Big Wheelers.

  18. Can My Abacus Make It in the Big Leagues? on Can My Desktop Make It in the Big Leagues? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reid Maynard wonders: "I work in an environment where the dollar is more than almighty (who doesn't?). One of my cost savings plans is to replace the desktop computer with an abacus. They cost much less, the parts are readily available and/or interchangeable - as opposed to waiting for overnight proprietary or obscure parts from a vendor, and so on. -- is there something special about a desktop computer other than looking at the blinking lights and feeling special?"

  19. That's a lot of developers .. are they off-shore? on Proposal: Put Library of Congress' Contents Online · · Score: 1, Funny
    Amazon already has 65,000 developers who are working on ways to plunder information on its site for their own ends. The payback for Amazon is the selling of more stuff through its site.

    WOW..from Amazon's open job page it seems most developer jobs are in Washington state. If we assume a salary of $100,000 per this results in Amazon spending 6.5 Billion dollars per year, just on developers.

    Or maybe this is a typo.

    Of course you could do some cost cutting and move it off-shore for less than $500,000,000.00/yr. Anyway, they seem to have a lot of openings.

  20. no kidding.. on Air Force Researching Antimatter Weapons · · Score: 1
    the price tag for 100-billionths of a gram of antimatter would be $6 billion, according to an estimate by scientists...


    These guys should get out more, I just saw a 100-billionths of a gram of antimatter on eBay starting at $9.99

  21. Re:Ummm... on Smart Cars Tell You About Road Signs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Again is this such a large problem that new laws are needed requiring yet more technology being forced on the general (driving) public, in every passanger car?

    I think the answer is no.

    Sounds like another solution looking for a problem.

  22. This is so stupid on Intelligent Transportation Systems · · Score: 1

    They know where 90% of the traffic problems are. Mostly just more lanes are needed.

    I'll wait for my check...

  23. I can picture this on Upgrade Your Dog · · Score: 2, Funny

    A'la Woody Allen ..

    MED SHOT on COMPUTER GEEK and his DOG answering the door to his apartment. The dog is wearing a RED ELECTRONIC GIZMO on his collar.

    Geek opens door.

    CAMERA REVEALS NANCY an attractive girl in a skirt.

    GEEK: Uh.. hi Nancy, come on in.

    Nancy smiles, and start to enter. SUDDENLY the DOG grabs NANCY'S LEG and starts HUMPING MADLY.

    DOG TRANSLATOR: I LOVE YOU
    DOG TRANSLATOR: I AM HAPPY
    DOG TRANSLATOR: DO YOU SEE MY BONE?
    DOG TRANSLATOR: YOU ARE MY BITCH
    DOG TRANSLATOR: I SMELL TREATS
    DOG TRANSLATOR: MARRY ME

  24. Re:My dear PHB on Not Life After Death -- Email After Death · · Score: 1

    "...yes, dear Lisa, I am dead now. But I will love you forever. Always watching. Even when you are in the shower, I will be watching. Especially when you are in the shower..."

  25. Re:No, no, no! on Would You Hire A Hacker? · · Score: 1

    they're called ribbons