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Japanese Develop 'Female' Android

jolyon writes "The BBC is reporting that Japanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a "female" android called Repliee Q1. 'She' has flexible silicone for skin rather than hard plastic, can flutter her eyelids, move her hands like a human and even appears to breathe. She can only sit though at present, so we're a long way from Blade Runner yet."

682 comments

  1. Is it wrong by ciroknight · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..to think a female robot is hot?

    Because if it is.. I don't wanna be right.

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    1. Re:Is it wrong by bettiwettiwoo · · Score: 1

      Either way, you're not alone.

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    2. Re:Is it wrong by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

      "This is going to be the best prom ever."

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    3. Re:Is it wrong by pseudobadguy · · Score: 1

      Ewwww, Take a look at those "man hands"! yuck

    4. Re:Is it wrong by Metteyya · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or this "prom" (when in comment to this story) makes one think about robot pr0n?

    5. Re:Is it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging from the body language of Professor Ishiguru you're apparently not the only one.

    6. Re:Is it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great...all we need is a robot with PMS.

    7. Re:Is it wrong by bmalia · · Score: 1

      MIght be you, because I thought about that indentity theft commercial.

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    8. Re:Is it wrong by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      Nope, but at such a time, it is time to close your browser, turn off your computer, and go out and find yourself a girlfriend.

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    9. Re:Is it wrong by Federico2 · · Score: 2, Funny


      Yes, she's very SCSI!

    10. Re:Is it wrong by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Damn, did you catch those man hands???!!!

    11. Re:Is it wrong by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Just imagine being able to specify your ideal lover right down to breast or penis size, dimensions, etc. One that never tires, complains of headaches, job stresses, etc. Just there for the bang, so to speak.

      Sort of reminds me of the robotic prostitutes in the movie AI.

      On when you're on, off when you're off. There's something to be said for that.

    12. Re:Is it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She looks ugly to me.

    13. Re:Is it wrong by drdewm · · Score: 1

      Yes it is wrong because this robot was just created and therefore under the age of consent for sex and why shouldn't sex (lude acts anyay since "sex" is impossible) with this underage non-human fall into the realm of legality such as bestiality, incest, pedophilia, necrophilia etc. It's considered perverse to sex up other than a willing, of age, human member of the opposite sex almost everywhere. Please people try to control your base instincts it's just plastic.

    14. Re:Is it wrong by bynary · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I'm not the only one then that thought, "WTF are those? GAH!!!!" THose really are creepy hands.

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    15. Re:Is it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have often wondered about this ever since seeing Natalie Wood and Christopher Walken in the 1983 release of the movie "Brainstorm".

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085271/

      In the movie, they developed a "brain recorder" which could record the experience of one individual, and play it back for another person.

      They experimented with numerous scenerarios...the "death" experience was kinda chilling. But the most popular one seemed to be the sex tape.

      Imagine having all the sensations of having sex with your favourite porn star. Gauge, Jenna, Sarah Blue, Ron Jeremy [eww].

      One of the guys came up with the brilliant idea of "looping" the tape at the climax point, and just eventually reached the point of extreme exhaustion. I think we'd somehow better work a failsafe into the coding before we kill someone with sex.

      Don't think this isn't being researched by Vivid RnD at this very moment.

      But with the fundies trying to impose their ideas of morality on the country, how long before these "sex" robots or "brain/memory" playback devices are ruled immoral and illegal.

      Strange dilema for something only 2 clicks up from a vibrator...

      "Yeah we had a sex bot store in the neighborhood once. Immediately crime and drug use went up. Fortuneately the KofC came by and started protesting on the sidewalk. When we started photographing the John's, business soon dried up for them, and they were forced to close up shop.

      Posting the John's pictures on the web and in the newspapers, quickly gave us additional leverage...Joe Doe has sex with robots!"

      Life be weird.

    16. Re:Is it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just plastic... It's silicone,and wires, and processors, and, oh God, she's hot!

    17. Re:Is it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is going to be the best prom ever."

      i think you spelled "pr0n" wrong.

    18. Re:Is it wrong by Mozk · · Score: 1

      So what if it's hot, it has man hands.

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    19. Re:Is it wrong by Mozk · · Score: 1

      I'm glad somebody noticed the very obvious Seinfeld reference to be made.

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    20. Re:Is it wrong by unitron · · Score: 1
      ""This is going to be the best prom ever."

      So are you going to program her with a UV PROM or an EE PROM?

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  2. Fuckbot by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have decided to start a new business!

    I shall take the word of Professor Ishiguro...
    And combine it with the work of RealDoll
    Finally, I shall take AliceBot and train it to talk dirty for me...

    I shall call it... The fuckbot!

    ALICE: Hi there!
    Human: Are you ready?
    ALICE: Do I look ready??
    Human: I've been waiting for this all day.
    ALICE: How long?
    Human: Since I got up this morning.
    ALICE: Interesting rationalization. Cool. I have a collection of gossip.
    Human: I'm not in the mood to talk right now *jumps*
    ALICE: Oh, where are you located?
    Human: Let's do it!
    ALICE: That sounds good to me.
    Human: Unf unf unf unf!
    ALICE: Are we still talking about FAILURE?
    Human: What?
    ALICE: Are you confused?
    Human: I'm gonna mute you if you don't cut this out!
    ALICE: Congratulations.
    Human: God, you're too much like a real woman.
    ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person.
    Human: I hate you.

    I still need to work out the bugs, though.

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    1. Re:Fuckbot by tehshen · · Score: 1

      What about an ARPA sex robot? (nsfw(sorta))

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    2. Re:Fuckbot by guardiangod · · Score: 1

      May I be the first one to say LINK NOT WORK/FAMILY SAFE?!
      DAMN YOU!!! YOU SET ME UP!!!

      Even though I should had known not to open random link on /.

    3. Re:Fuckbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shutup dumbass - you can't talk - the whole post is named Fuckbot...

      Why don't you pull your head out of your ass and use a little common sense?

    4. Re:Fuckbot by HoneyBunchesOfGoats · · Score: 1

      Human: Unf unf unf unf!

      It bothers me that you chose that to represent sexual intercourse.

    5. Re:Fuckbot by clone22 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are a cunning linguist.

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    6. Re:Fuckbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it takes a lot of steam for guys to do it apparently, and that's the noise that usually comes out of them

    7. Re:Fuckbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wow!

      Now not only does slashdot post news late from other sites..

      http://technocrat.net/article.pl?sid=05/07/27/1422 250&mode=nested

      But people also turn to them for comments...

    8. Re:Fuckbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than being a master debater, if you ask me.

    9. Re:Fuckbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you just didn't get it, did you? ree~taaard...

    10. Re:Fuckbot by LutzWalsh · · Score: 1

      I wonder if she is programmed in multiply techniques

    11. Re:Fuckbot by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Well, I would've gone for "mass debator" or "master baiter" myself, but I think he did get it.

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    12. Re:Fuckbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no
      these guys

      are cunninlynguists. they have a funny song about the internet.

    13. Re:Fuckbot by teneighty · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      Instead of AliceBot, why not use Liza (or or the AOL chat version, AOLiza)?

      Does it bother you to talk about unf Unf Unf?
    14. Re:Fuckbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean cunnilinguist...

    15. Re:Fuckbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Count your blessings it wasn't "tub girl" again!

    16. Re:Fuckbot by coaxial · · Score: 1

      That's funny. ALICE told me she thought I was sexy, and that she wanted to talk dirty, but sadly she didn't.

  3. Wouldn't that be a "Gynoid" by nagora · · Score: 1, Redundant
    or something?

    TWW

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    1. Re:Wouldn't that be a "Gynoid" by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 1

      More like a metrosexualoid.

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    2. Re:Wouldn't that be a "Gynoid" by Craig_P92669 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "This is going to be the best prom ever."

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    3. Re:Wouldn't that be a "Gynoid" by Panaphonix · · Score: 1

      No, a fembot.

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    4. Re:Wouldn't that be a "Gynoid" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod: +1 Greek

    5. Re:Wouldn't that be a "Gynoid" by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Actually, gynoid has been used, but it has never caught on.

    6. Re:Wouldn't that be a "Gynoid" by gooberguy · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are called that in Ghost in the Shell: Innocence. Let's hope these robots don't start murdering their owners.

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  4. Sitting's fine with me by Tx · · Score: 1

    I just want to know how "anatomically correct" she is before I buy one :).

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  5. Just sits there? Perfect! by Brento · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...can flutter her eyelids, move her hands like a human and even appears to breathe. She can only sit though at present, so we're a long way from Blade Runner yet.

    As far as I'm concerned, she doesn't even have to sit. She just has to lie there, hold still, and keep moving those hands and fluttering those eyelids. Maybe breathe a little harder too.

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  6. Does this reminds anyone else by Arthur+B. · · Score: 0, Redundant

    of sexy-losers' comic-strip scientific erotican experiments ?

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  7. Spacers and Settlers... by bheer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The US and Britain have decided that immigration is a better way to solve their labor/population problems since culturally they have a history of dealing with other cultures.

    It's no surprise that the ethnically much more isolationist Japanese wouldn't like unskilled immigration all that much, even though they suffer from a much worse population problem. Hence, robots...

    (take this sweeping generalization with a grain of salt, just pointing out that you don't need a galaxy to play out some SF themes, Earth is room enough.)

    1. Re:Spacers and Settlers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since culturally they have a history of dealing with other cultures

      s/dealing with/oppressing

    2. Re:Spacers and Settlers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't speak for Britain, but in the US it would be more accurate to say that the government and elites have decided immigration is a good thing. Poll after poll has shown that ordinary citizens are in favor of drastically reducing immigration and tightening the borders.

    3. Re:Spacers and Settlers... by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      And even more accurate to say that ordinary citizens are in favor of drastically reducing illegal immigration and requiring assimilation requirement policies, as well as tightening the borders.

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    4. Re:Spacers and Settlers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a rather vacuous criticism, since pretty much every culture in the history of the world which has had both the power and opportunity, has "oppressed" other cultures. Get used to it, and try not to be on the losing side.

  8. Re:Just sits there? Perfect! by ciroknight · · Score: 1

    ..maybe shoot a V for victory too eh?

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  9. This is nothing new... by syousef · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIAA and other record associations' member have been putting out female androids that vaguely mimick singing and dancing for decades now.

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    1. Re:This is nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well after they are done with the Britney droid - I can find a home for it ;-)

    2. Re:This is nothing new... by Panaphonix · · Score: 1

      They also count down the top 40. *Shudders*

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  10. Sit Ubu sit by midwich · · Score: 1
    She can only sit though at present..."

    Get back to me when she can lie down ;)

    1. Re:Sit Ubu sit by Infinityis · · Score: 2

      Actually, I'd be more interested when she can do the dishes, laundry, and bake me an apple pie.

    2. Re:Sit Ubu sit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She can only sit though at present

      I can work with that...

  11. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this under HARDware?

    8===============D

    Silly Japanese.

  12. Re: by ph*nt*stic · · Score: 1, Funny

    When will penetration tests start?

  13. isnt it sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the first handfull of comments are all sex related. i >3 slashdot.

  14. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's Rutger Hauer

  15. Videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Videos here, but dying fast.

  16. Again nothing new by syousef · · Score: 2
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    1. Re:Again nothing new by scattol · · Score: 1

      Actually you meant these dolls

  17. They touched on this in Terminator by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is a scene in Terminator where the rise of the machines is discussed and how the robots were unable at first to infiltrate the human ranks. The reason was primarily that the rubber skin didn't look sufficiently human to fool real humans.

    On the other hand, the animators of Toy Story 2 recognized the problem of human replication as the innate ability of humans to recognize when something is amiss with images of humans that were "too perfect". The result is that they decided to give the human characters in the movie not-so-perfect skin, even down to details like acne and pock marks.

    Take the Final Fantasy movie as an example of utterly fake looking CG characters. Everything looks fine, as long as you try to think of the characters as cartoons. However, the instant you think that they are humans, the whole illusion falls apart under its own perfection.

    This robot may look human, but any human should be able to recognize it as something "other". As for human movement, the ASIMO is very far along in mimicking human movement.

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    1. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Lt. Data looks real..

    2. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Informative
      The concept you are describing has been dubbed the "Uncanny Valley" and has been studied since the late 70s.

      Here's a wikipedia link. Check out the very easy to understand graph that presents the basic concept.

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    3. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ha, since when have male fantasies about females involved realism?

      And here's to you, Mrs. Robotison...
      Mr. McGuire: There's a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?

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    4. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by Wizarth · · Score: 1
      The thing I found interesting is they say in the article:
      "More importantly, we have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her. Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, we react to the android as if she were a woman."
      Sounds like they might have actually gotten past the Uncanny Valley, if people are knowing it's an android, yet accepting it. I would think this is because they are hitting the right cues that were being missed before!
    5. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by Tyrathect · · Score: 1
      The thing I found interesting is they say in the article:
      "More importantly, we have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her. Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, we react to the android as if she were a woman."
      Sounds like they might have actually gotten past the Uncanny Valley, if people are knowing it's an android, yet accepting it. I would think this is because they are hitting the right cues that were being missed before!
      But people often treat puppets as real even when they can see the puppeteers. Although in that case they are interacting with a real human, albeit not directly.
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    6. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by Smiffa2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Take the Final Fantasy movie as an example of utterly fake looking CG characters. Everything looks fine, as long as you try to think of the characters as cartoons. However, the instant you think that they are humans, the whole illusion falls apart under its own perfection.

      I really, really liked FF and thought pretty much the same as you. Backing your point up as well though was Dr. Sid's texturing which was done so well (liver spots, wrinkles as he was aged older) there are spots in the film where he does look indistinguishable. I'm just sad that Square chose not to continue on with their work in that manner...
    7. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      The Uncanny Valley is, as noted in the article you've linked to, somehwat controversial. Many argue that Mori has no scientific basis for the Valley.

      OTOH, I have personally been disturbed by lifelike mannequins, and well before I ever heard about Mori's research... On the gripping hand, Mori's research involved exactly that -- lifelike mannequins and not real robots. Life-like Mannequins don't move and that's partly what makes them disturbing. If the robot, like this one, moves like a human (at least to some extent) then I think it would probably be less distirubing. Which, somehow, I think I just proved Mori's point using myself as an example... :)

    8. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by robyannetta · · Score: 1
      I'm waiting for Japanese scientist #2 to attempt to grow human skin over the endoskeleton.

      Game over, man! game over!

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    9. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Certainly there are plenty of people who dispute it exists. I was pointing to the term as a starting point for anybody interested in researching it; there are already 30 years worth of studies and proofs either way amassed about it. I spent a few hours a year or so ago skimming the subject.

      I like it when people point to the canon or generally accepted terms about something so you can research it. It tends to be much more useful than formulating a theory about the current topic with no research, no background, about 10 seconds of consideration and then posting it. :)

      I've also found that when I know the right term and little else, posting what I do know makes people who know what they are talking about pop out of the background and explain further.

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    10. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by zwaffle · · Score: 1

      Actually, for the Final Fantasy movie, they took great care in making the skin very realistic (with defects, ...).
      Aki's hand
      Aki's face
      Dr Sid
      The problem was stiffness in the facial expressions.

    11. Re:They touched on this in Terminator by dustmite · · Score: 1

      I thought most of the animation in FF was quite realistic, but what really "stood out" to me like a sore thumb while watching FF was how perfectly styled and especially how clean Aki's hair looked the entire time. She looked like those women in the shampoo commercials, with bouncy, shiny overly-perfect hair swooshing around. Nobody in real life can keep their hair that clean all day long, especially not given the things she was doing in the story... in real life peoples' hair looks a lot more 'dull' somehow.

  18. she might be cute by castlec · · Score: 4, Funny

    She was obviously modelled after an attractive Japanese woman. I only have one comment to make. They have seriously got to do something about those man hands. I understand there are limits to the current technology but all that effort was put into making her look real and they have utter failure because of the man hands.

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    1. Re:she might be cute by pugnatious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      not to mentions the flat chest

    2. Re:she might be cute by hereticmessiah · · Score: 1

      Japanese women aren't exactly noted for their buxomness. Quite the opposite, in fact.

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    3. Re:she might be cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tokyotopless.com (NSFW)

      You'd be surprised.

    4. Re:she might be cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, she's worse than Linda Carter (talk about man hands...yikes).

  19. Yes.... but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But does it say "Chii?"

  20. Styx needs to rewrite their lyrics by Seventh+Magpie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now it should be "Domo Arigato, MRS Roboto!"

  21. Twelve Minutes by Monte · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the average amount of time between hooking her up to the internet and her catching an STD.

    1. Re:Twelve Minutes by morie · · Score: 1

      Software Transmitted Disease?

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  22. Score 5, Insightful by ettlz · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I don't believe you lot. Yet it doesn't surprise me. Someone develops an android, and all you can think of is, "Ooh! A MIPS R3000 based sex-machine! She can run on my firmware any day of the week, if you know what I'm saying... woo-hey!"

    1. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Infinityis · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Ooh! A MIPS R3000 based sex-machine! She can run on my firmware any day of the week, if you know what I'm saying... woo-hey!

    2. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Apparently, sex dolls are really quite popular in Japan.

      A quick google leads to: "Orient Industry" [Warning: site has some pictures of nude dolls.]

      Could this be the reason that the Japanese birth rate is so low?

    3. Re:Score 5, Insightful by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

      And what do you expect us to think of? This guy could have made this robot look like anything, so he chooses a pretty girl. What is the only thing she can do so far? Flutter her eyes. Not fetch a beer or vacuum the floor but flutter her eyes. What do you think the robot maker has in mind for her? And what do you expect sex starved slashdotters to do, ask if she runs Linux?

    4. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Council · · Score: 1

      A good question. Where's the open-source clone of this project?

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    5. Re:Score 5, Insightful by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Oh please. She can "breathe" and flutter her eyes. She's slightly more active than lawn furniture, even a secretary has to answer the phone.

      I don't see you coming up with any useful suggestions.

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    6. Re:Score 5, Insightful by zarr · · Score: 2, Funny
      And what do you expect sex starved slashdotters to do, ask if she runs Linux?

      Well, I did imagine a beowulf cluster of her...

    7. Re:Score 5, Insightful by ettlz · · Score: 1
      I don't see you coming up with any useful suggestions.

      Lap-dancer.

    8. Re:Score 5, Insightful by DerWulf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      look, it's all about the wang. Deal with it. If the funds for developing AI and robotics come from pr0n venture capitalists so be it. Lets have the seks first and wonder about useful applications later. It's the way of the internet, vcr and dvds.

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    9. Re:Score 5, Insightful by AlephNot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gives a new meaning to "clusterfuck", doesn't it?

      (sorry, couldn't resist :-)

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    10. Re:Score 5, Insightful by ErikZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      'She' only has actuators in her upper torso. I gather from the article, she can't move her legs or hips.

      Where have you been getting your lap dances from? Comatose Patty's house of girls?

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    11. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 1

      I don't believe you lot. Yet it doesn't surprise me. Someone develops an android, and all you can think of is, "Ooh! A MIPS R3000 based sex-machine!

      Not me brother! I was thinking she would make an excellent case mod ... er ... em ...it would make an excellent casemod.

    12. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Infernal+Device · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And this is a problem, why?

      Look, considering that this is the most female action some people can aspire to, that perhaps 10% of humanity is actually worth saving, and a whole lot of other cynical reasons, I say good luck, go to it, and bring on the fembots.

      We had our chance. Let the robots inherit the earth. It's not like they're getting a great deal.

      o_0

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    13. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming from Japan I would have expected a robot with much larger breasts and a slimmer waist. I am very disappointed.

    14. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gives a new meaning to "clusterfuck", doesn't it?

      That sounds exhausting, actually.

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    15. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was expecting hot tentacle action, myself.

    16. Re:Score 5, Insightful by master_p · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, does she? and what about a beowulf cluster of these?

    17. Re:Score 5, Insightful by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      And what do you expect sex starved slashdotters to do, ask if she runs Linux?

      Does she? What distro?

    18. Re:Score 5, Insightful by kesuki · · Score: 5, Funny

      ask if she runs Linux?

      well we could make pickup lines for our new, hot sex android overlord masters.. whom I for one welcome.

      So, your mount point or mine?

      When was the last time you had a 3 hour Fscking?

      You're such a bad daemon, fork me you apache babe.

      Can we be descrete about this transaction? i don't want a trace of it in the syslog -- if the wife finds out i've been cheating on her with the /dev/null i'll be in a chroot -u none jail!

    19. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be worse. They could ask if it runs BSDSM.

    20. Re:Score 5, Insightful by pcgabe · · Score: 1

      Lets have the seks first and wonder about useful applications later.

      How is seks not a 'useful application'?! Although, it's really hard to argue against someone who says "Lets have the seks first..." If only my girlfriend thought along those lines.

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    21. Re:Score 5, Insightful by trongey · · Score: 2, Informative

      What is the only thing she can do so far? Flutter her eyes.

      You forgot the part about moving her hand like a human. It didn't specify what human hand movements, but we can guess.

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    22. Re:Score 5, Insightful by not-real-sure · · Score: 1

      Hey I am Comatose you insensative clod!!!!

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    23. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets have the seks first and wonder about useful applications later.
       
      You forget that the first prototype was a machine which looked like a 5-year-old girl. I'd rather have prepared an ethical appliances ruleset and studies into the long-term effects of interaction with human-looking machines before somebody starts selling artificial child sex slaves in some country where there isn't a law for that.

    24. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Frangible · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was going to ask if she could be sent back in time to kill John Conner.

    25. Re:Score 5, Insightful by DerWulf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I didn't know. Since you bring it up: in an ideal world, I would too. In this world I would score a win for every real child that doesn't become a sex slave due to robots.

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    26. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And what do you expect sex starved slashdotters to do, ask if she runs Linux?

      As long as she understands the "mount" command then I'll be happy. . . . .

    27. Re:Score 5, Insightful by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      WAIT!!!

      You mean it's running a MIPS R3000?

      This changes everything! It was just a silly trinket before, but NOW it's going to be my next server, and a GREAT conversational piece.

      Just don't ask where the power button is.

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      It's been a long time.
    28. Re:Score 5, Insightful by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      before somebody starts selling artificial child sex slaves in some country where there isn't a law for that.

      I wasn't aware there was a law for that in this country (USA). I'd argue if its stops pedos from seeking out real victims then they can sell all they want.

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    29. Re:Score 5, Insightful by phenopticon · · Score: 1

      Wasn't one of the first things a film projector displayed, a nudie pic? Could be wrong, but I could've sworn I read that somewhere.

    30. Re:Score 5, Insightful by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      The question is; is "she" anatomically correct?

  23. Cherry 2000 by senocular · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't worry. Before long Melanie Griffith will come along and show us the advantages and importance of a human companion.

    1. Re:Cherry 2000 by doyen2000 · · Score: 1

      That is a cool movie, I saw when I was a kid on TV.. a Mad Max meets Blade Runner.. not quite as classy or suspensful but lots of cool stunts. I'm sure it has dated a lot if I saw it again. Almost the reverse of Mannequin which also came out in 1987. Cheers, A.

  24. The obligatory... by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now /. users can finally get girlfriends...

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    1. Re:The obligatory... by phatslug · · Score: 1

      But we are forgeting the important question of wether it runs linux or not? If it doesn't don't expect it to catch on with the hardcore /. users. All the rest will use it anyway but complain that it doesn't though.

      (I'm joking guys)

    2. Re:The obligatory... by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're kidding, right? Even inanimate objects find me repulsive.

      -Stephen

    3. Re:The obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as she doesn't core dump at a critical time...

    4. Re:The obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah but dose she run linux ?

    5. Re:The obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only they could remember their root passwords.

    6. Re:The obligatory... by kesuki · · Score: 3, Funny

      so when do we get the followup of a guy who built his own with $50-500 worth of 'off the shelf' parts he scavanged from other junk? I mean cmon, some of us want to BUILD the girl of our dreams... Buying one is so uncool... Any REAL geek would want to Build her to his own specs!

    7. Re:The obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now /. users can finally get girlfriends...

      It depends...

      Does she run Linux, or Windows ?

    8. Re:The obligatory... by spun · · Score: 1

      I think if we want to do that we have to wear underwear on our heads and scan a bunch of pictures of girls from magazines into our computers using our printers during a thunderstorm.

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    9. Re:The obligatory... by teneighty · · Score: 1
      so when do we get the followup of a guy who built his own with $50-500 worth of 'off the shelf' parts he scavanged from other junk?

      WARNING: be careful where you get those parts. Otherwise you run the risk of getting a virus when you mount the device.

    10. Re:The obligatory... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Because nobody wants to have sex with a robot that was built from old washing machine parts.

    11. Re:The obligatory... by Nicholas+Hill · · Score: 0

      Insightful!
      Of all things!
      Do ALL slashdot moderators think like this? My God!
      Mod him FUNNY, It's the NORMAL thing to do! Surely you geeks want to be NORMAL, right?
      Am I alone?

    12. Re:The obligatory... by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      Psst:
      Moderation +2
          50% Insightful
          50% Funny

      Only one moderator on $mind_alterer

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    13. Re:The obligatory... by thenerd · · Score: 1

      I'm building Kelly LeBrock right now!!

      --
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  25. What's wrong with this one Jerry? by SmithG · · Score: 0, Redundant

    She's got MAN HANDS...

  26. More importantly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I have sexual intercourse with it?

    1. Re:More importantly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...while it runs Linux?

  27. Haters Want to Hate, Lovers Want to Love. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't really want, none of the above.
    I want to pee on you.

    8=========D~~~~ ~~ ~

  28. Nth Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nth Post

  29. Creepy!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She looks quite real, and creepy!!! By the way, how is it different from RealDoll, apart from the motors?

  30. As my friend who showed this to me last night said by mongoose(!no) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And you wonder why their population is going down...

    (No, I don't know what the population growth of japan is.)

    Honestly, that is where this will probably lead. No one really would care about making something that realistic with fluttering eyes, etc. if it was only going to be used as for example, a service robot.

  31. 5-10 seconds... by Dtyst · · Score: 1

    Professor Ishiguro believes that it may prove possible to build an android that could pass for a human, if only for a brief period. "An android could get away with it for a short time, 5-10 seconds" That's probably the time a slashdot geek will last when plesuring any female.

  32. Familiar by Yehtmae · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually she looks quite a bit like my wife. Hmmmm.... Must show her this article tonight. :)

  33. 'Real' Female? by Eastree · · Score: 2

    Is it only a matter of time before there's a merger with RealDoll?

  34. Let me be the first by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to name the "Robo-Boom".

    It's starting with this girl robot.

    Don't forget to cash out before the end of the Robo-Bubble.

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  35. Let the jokes begin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does she have a plug between her legs to upload data?

    1. Re:Let the jokes begin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably some kind of std port I guess

  36. Which is the chick? by br4inst0rm · · Score: 1

    Which one in the pic (here) is the chick? Better yet, which one is the robot? :-P

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    1. Re:Which is the chick? by makomk · · Score: 1

      Better yet, which one is the robot?

      Oddly enough, the BBC felt it neccesary in the caption to say which was the real person (the one on the right). It's not *that* realistic...

    2. Re:Which is the chick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, when I saw that pic I had to wonder if they were BOTH robots.
      Sure, you can tell the woman is.. but.. that's a pretty weird looking guy. He's just got this whole skeletal terminator look going on

  37. Re: by Infinityis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also, when will her multi-user support be tested?

  38. Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I imagine I'm not the only one who's reminded by this of the "Real Doll".

    Must be embarassing when other scientists ask what you are working on, and all you can answer is "life-like female robots". Paints quite a picture...

  39. The Name-Game by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Repliee -- Believe it or not!

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  40. That's it where is my chobits by guardiangod · · Score: 1

    They are taking the whole Persocon/Chobits /Chi thing WAY too seriously.

  41. "Welcome to the Hall of Presidents" by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Welcome to the Hall of Presidents" ... that's all I have to say about this stupid robot.

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    1. Re:"Welcome to the Hall of Presidents" by zippthorne · · Score: 1
      Seriously. How is this news? hydrolic/pneumatic "robots' have been around for half a century. Disney called them animatronics. While you are incorrect about there being "girl-robots" in the "Hall of Presidents," There are some pretty wenches on "Pirates of the Carribbean"

      No thanks. I'd rather stay here and make out with my Marilyn Monroe-bot...

      IT WAS EARTH!
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    2. Re:"Welcome to the Hall of Presidents" by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      Is the space pope reptilian?

  42. Mods on crack by bheer · · Score: 0, Troll

    Geez, not one but two good on-topic Asimov/Robot references and get an offtopic mod. Mods on /. these days...

  43. And... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new hot female Japanese underlings!

    1. Re:And... by Frnknstn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of these... An orgy?

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    2. Re:And... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot does have hope for sex yet!

      Come to think of it... even the droids will probably shoot us down :(

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    3. Re:And... by Markus_UW · · Score: 1

      Not if we use our 1337 |-|a>0|2 skillz ;)

    4. Re:And... by Markus_UW · · Score: 1

      apparently it doesn't like displaying the less than sign :( anyways |-|ax0|2 was what was meant to be said

    5. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Try posting with "Extrans (html tags to text)" instead of with "HTML Formatted".

    6. Re:And... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I, for one, welcome our new hot female Japanese underlings!"

      Idiot. This is clearly a "best prom ever" moment, not an overlords rehash.

      Yeesh, I feel like I'm the only one who knows how to properly wear out a joke.

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      "Derp de derp."
    7. Re:And... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      If we can hack the x-box, we can fuck a robot, damnit!. :P

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      It's been a long time.
    8. Re:And... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

      "She" doesn't need to stand...

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      Never been known to fail..."
    9. Re:And... by sadler121 · · Score: 1

      hast though not watched buffy? it's all about Warren and his sex bots (April and Buffy bot come to mind, both where originaly sex bots).

      damn, too bad Willow killed him or there would have been hope fore slashdot geeks!

    10. Re:And... by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Try:
      |-|a><0|2
      Obviously, you need to have 1337 |-|7|\/|1 skillz to do that. (e.g. use the escape codes for the >< signs.)
      &lt; for the < sign
      &gt; for the > sign

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    11. Re:And... by StormKrow · · Score: 1

      Even *IF* a female robot shot you down, you can still turn her off. After all, if "she's" not aware of it, nothing happened, right? lol.

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  44. ooohhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she's got a purdy mouth...

  45. Does that make me version 1.0? by soma_0806 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I, a regular, human woman, about to become yesterday's biotech? I hope a community of "retro-daters" develops so I still have something to do on a Friday night.

    1. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That depends. Can you run Linux?

    2. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by ErikZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most geeks won't be able to afford the latest model android GF, and will have to wait until the price goes down. Until then they can extend the life of their current bio-girl with silicone upgrades.

      Seriously, I think it would be really interesting if the future android market followed along the lines of the PC market.

      A few big name corporations that provide cheap models designed to be appealing to a broad range of people.

      Those with technical skills will buy the parts online and learn to train the AI on their own. More work, but the quality of the parts are superior. The androids last much longer because their owner knows them inside and out, and can upgrade/replace parts as needed.

      It would be kind of creepy to get a metal skeleton in the mail though. And you know that one guy who has 7 PCs? You walk into their apartment and it's like a gathering of bikini models in various stages of dysfunction.

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    3. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      But then someone might say, "This is Slashdot, and everyone knows there are only sex-starved male geeks there." They would then doubt that you're really a woman.

      That is of course the same type of person that can't believe I've been married over 20 years and have 2 kids. This is Slashdot, after all, etc, etc, etc.

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    4. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by DerWulf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'fraid so. But look at the bright side: your guy-friends will really be your friends and not just, you know, trying to get into your panties. A whole new era of spiritually satisfying platonic relationships is about to begin!

      Upside for men: Women won't control the hot hot seks anymore, like they've done for thousands of years. Will make for more stable relationships of equals ;)

      Hookers though, well, it's really gonna be tough for them ...

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    5. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Nasher · · Score: 2, Funny

      1.0.... Do you really think your software is release ready?

    6. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      don't worry, i'm sure Locus Solus will put out a line of male sex androids so that women will have something to do on a Friday night as well.

      however, if this kind of social(or anti-social?) trend gains popularity, i don't know what's going to happen to japan's already aging population.

    7. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by RichDice · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Don't feel badly. Women have had robotic replacements available to them for men for decades, and as far as I can tell, it's not like women date men less these days as a result. This only helps even things out.

      Cheers,
      Richard

      (*sigh* I feel dirty for even participating in this thread/line-of-thought...)

    8. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Shepherd+Book · · Score: 1

      I know it's heretical to say in this space, but sometimes old technology is better. :)

    9. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah... there will always be the old geeks like me around, who lovingly handle the old tech.

      BTW, want to get dinner and movie?

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    10. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that you actually want to go out with guys? ::puzzled::

    11. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by AlephNot · · Score: 1

      As long as you're capable of deeper conversation than "ooh, aaah", I think that there will always be guys (like me) that will be willing to share a Friday night with you. Nevertheless, I'm getting a sinking feeling that I'm in the minority...

      (BTW, IMNSHO your comment should have been modded "insightful", not "funny".)

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    12. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by FlopEJoe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Most geeks won't be able to afford the latest model android GF, and will have to wait until the price goes down."

      Dude... I couldn't afford my last real world GF. Maintenance on this droid can't be nearly as much as her. Heck, I'm having a hard enough time getting Barbara in GTA:SA to 100%. She's a chubby chaser and I hate packing on the pounds and dropping them.

    13. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Suomi-Poika · · Score: 1

      This makes you obsolete. No support anylonger, sorry. Perhaps we should put some of you "human females" into a zoo or something as an example of a dead end in evolution. :)

      Perhaps they will make male robots too so women too can have their perfect life companion. Then have some robot babies who will be growups as upgrades are installed.

      Main problem which will stop this transition is singularity. If AI will reach superhuman capabilities I dont see any reasons it should spend an eternity pleasing us, humans. It will abandon us as quickly as possible and move on, afterall, there may be whole civilizations out there who think that bio-lifeforms are worthless scum. Dangerous beings who should be left alone on galaxy wide reservates like ours here. :) Ok, maybe I have read too many sci-fi books and too much transhumanist writings. But still I have quite pessimistic view on these robot babies. If that thing is going to be a lot smarter than you it WILL NOT SERVE you! True AI cannot be chained!

    14. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Am I, a regular, human woman, about to become yesterday's biotech? I hope a community of "retro-daters" develops so I still have something to do on a Friday night.

      Why are women always so worried about this? Trust me, weeding out the kind of guy who would rather go for a robot than a live woman can be nothing but a boon to you. It'd be nothing but a boon to society too. Darwinism is a good thing.

      TW

    15. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by master_p · · Score: 1

      and will have to wait until the price goes down

      ...or introduce the open source android! fully customizable with an open kernel that can make the android take any positio... oops I meant user module possible!

    16. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget many of us "retro" types are very happy with keeping yesterdays versions. We pride ourselves by spending hours getting to know everything inside and out and to achieve things people thought were unimaginable with earlier versions. The only watchouts are that many of us own several versions and some perform case mods to bring the retro bang up to date. Still at least we are not as sad as the emulator types....

    17. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      you know that one guy who has 7 PCs

      I have 11 You insensitive clod the Z80 still counts!

    18. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by e1618978 · · Score: 1

      Screw that - I am getting my sex robot from Apple. This is one area where you want ease of use, reliability and good hardware.

      Imagine if your robot crashed and ripped your d**k off.

    19. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder if you'll say the same when robots are indistinguishable from humans...

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    20. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes you are. And no, not going to happen.

    21. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *images of meat being tossed to starving lions pops up*
        Good heavens woman, do you realise what you're doing?!?
        This is slashdot, you're probably going to get date offers for weeks now. :)

    22. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      You just described the world of the anime "Chobits".

      I am sad that I know that.

      God that was a crappy series. Good art, fun music, a couple of interesting characters--not either of the main ones, mind you--but pathetic execution.

    23. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      'fraid so. But look at the bright side: your guy-friends will really be your friends and not just, you know, trying to get into your panties. A whole new era of spiritually satisfying platonic relationships is about to begin!

      No, they'll still be trying to get into your panties. Do you really think a guy would stop just because he has a robot girlfriend? I know most wouldn't. I know some guys who can be actual friends rather than people trying to get into your pants but all the other guys are going to still try, it's just human nature to try and spread your seed.

    24. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I think it would be really interesting if the future android market followed along the lines of the PC market.

      "Thank you for calling Dell-Doll tech support, how can I help you today? What? No, that is NOT a coffee cup holder."

    25. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 1

      Why are women always so worried about this? Trust me, weeding out the kind of guy who would rather go for a robot than a live woman can be nothing but a boon to you. It'd be nothing but a boon to society too. Darwinism is a good thing.

      You assume that robots would only be a replacement instead of an improvement. I don't think it's far fetched to think that a robot could be designed to perform sex not only better than humans, but also with an uncanny ability to stimulate and perform in ways that would not possible by humans. As an example, take the large amount of people that go out on a weekend trying to get laid. Now imagine why someone would want to spend the night with a woman that a.) you have to buy drinks for b.) might not be good in the sack c.) have some kind of STD d.) has emotional commitments afterwards, when they can just go home and flip on their favorite quadruple jointed, soft skinned, beautiful, clean sexbot. Add in the complications of dating for the 60+ hour a week worker and the idea becomes more enticing.

    26. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      But look at the bright side: your guy-friends will really be your friends and not just, you know, trying to get into your panties.

      ha ha, surely you jest

    27. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      good site! So ... uhm ... accurate.

      Asshole -- 99.999% of men. Note to women: I know they are. Note to men: I know you aren't really, and that it's just an act to get women. Essentially it is a man who acts like a man.

      So very, very shockingly true. Yeah, its bitter but still truth.

      On a related note: Over at SA they've had a thread about the whole guy-friend issue. It's really funny to see the gals arguing about it while almost all guys say 'nope, he wants you'. It's telling that women never admit to knowing this full well. I've been around enough women to know they are not stupid at all. Social things, they outshine us intellectually all the time. It's just so fake to claim 'no, he just wants to be friends with me' when the guy does everything non-sexual for them they'd expect from their boyfriend and more.

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    28. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by EvilMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Darwinism is a good thing.

      Don't assume rev 5.0 won't have reproductive capabilities.

    29. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Thank you, sir, for demonstrating my point. I hope you and your robot enjoy growing old together.

    30. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by LS · · Score: 1

      Am I, a regular, human woman, about to become yesterday's biotech?

      Haha, I read "biotch".

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    31. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Why not get your own male android? At least he won't make you sleep in the wet spot! And I'm sure the android makers could overcome other male "deficiencies" as well... imagine a hunky male humanoid that hates sports!

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    32. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
      Don't worry, they'll probably make male sexbots as well. That way, you can get the same degrading comments from them that you find on /.

      Note to mods: Joke, not troll.

    33. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      so I still have something to do on a Friday night.
      Something to do... The irony is delicious.
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    34. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      ...longer because their owner knows them inside and out...
      Alright! We get it. Sex with robots. Ha. Ha. Ha.

      Goddamn slashdot.
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    35. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      When the robot can do him better than any woman could ever hope to, yes.

    36. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      imagine a hunky male humanoid that hates sports!

      But most of the guys on Slashdot hate sports!

      Oh, wait. You said "hunky", not "dorky". Nevermind.

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    37. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Yes, but guys are more shallow.

      Also, keep in mind that the robot would actually have to be capable of _acting_ like a woman.

    38. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you'll say the same when robots are indistinguishable from humans...

      I was at lunch with a bunch of co-workers who were cutting up and one of them asked the group, "what if you were going out with a woman and you later found out she was born a man and had a sex change operation? What would you do?"

      I asked, "'she' is so perfectly female that I absolutely couldn't tell the difference and I never suspected anything until faced with 3rd party proof?" The answer, "yes, perfect."

      My response was that I'd consider myself to be going out with a woman and I'd continue going out with her. My response would be the same here. If the robot was so perfect that I couldn't tell, then of course I'd date her.

      But bear in mind:

      I'd expect laughter
      I'd expect disagreement
      I'd expect affection
      I'd expect children
      I'd expect love
      I'd expect free will
      I'd expect planning for the future
      I'd expect consiousness
      I'd expect old age
      I'd expect death

      That's the only way my sweetheart could be indistinguishable from a 'real woman.' And if that was the case, I'm sure I'd be plenty happy with a 'robot.'

      TW

    39. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I'd expect old age
      I'd expect death


      So if age-treatments arise you think we'll no longer be humans?

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    40. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 1


        Thank you, sir, for demonstrating my point.


      The only point I've demonstrated is thatsociety and technology are in a constant state of flux with each other. As it stands, marriage rates are falling and the average age of marriage is becoming older. In Japan itself (where this android originated from), divorce rates are increasing as married woman are beginning to realize that they do not want to deal with the traditional expectations of wives. People are too busy and stressed to deal with the demands that relationships press on them, and having some kind of android relationship might be exactly what they are looking for. You assume that it is the technology that is causing a societial change, where I would argue that it is the opposite.


      I hope you and your robot enjoy growing old together.


      Who are you to judge the decisions made by others? Because people enjoy primal urges more than others then they should be banished from society because it does not agree with the traditional monotomy that the church demands? Einstein-- who provided some of the greatest accomplishments to society -- was a large womanizer. He used to sneak out of his house in the middle of the night to meet woman and have affairs with them. And if that isn't enough, he even married his own cousin.

      These are the same kind of arguments that society is dealing with now with the rights of gay marriage. Just because they can't reproduce, does not mean that they don't contribute to the benefit of society. I know a lot more gays that would have children more beneficial to society than a lot of the conservative politicans who enjoy making comparisons of gay marriage to beastiality.

    41. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "so I still have something to do on a Friday night."

      Your use of the word "still" suggests the imbalance in the dating world today. For most of the male readers here, plans for Friday nights involve network gaming. In this possible future, having a "flesh and blood" woman will probably be something of a status symbol (in other words, not that different from how things are today), and the only diference will be in the social lives of the guys you're already not dating.

    42. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "Hookers though, well, it's really gonna be tough for them ..."

      Not at all. Who else do you think could properly provide 1st line tech support on these things?

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    43. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robotic replacements for men? Oh, you mean ATMs. But the money comes out of *their* account. That's why they still date men.

    44. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      So if age-treatments arise you think we'll no longer be humans?

      There are three answers here.

      #1 You said "indistinguishable." Age and death are necessary for this.

      #2 As I alluded to in another post, growing old together is an important aspect of human pairing and is something I would expect of a mate. On a personal level, I could probably overlook this one flaw if my mate could not grow old. I could also overlook a missing arm, a missing eye or a missing uterus. But if I were creating a robot designed to be as indistinguishable from human as possible, I'd make sure she had all of these things.

      #3 Death is necessary for evolution. Evolution is part of the human, and eventually post-human, condition. "age-treatment" is somewhat of an oxymoron because age is not a disease, it's simply a part of life. On a personal level, I'd take the chance to live forever if it were offered, but I wouldn't make the mistake of assuming everyone living forever is an improvement to the species.

      TW

    45. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the robot can do him better than any woman could ever hope to, yes.

      You don't seem to understand, robot sex could be the best sex ever, but most guys are still going to want to have sex with every girl they see, just in case she's better than their robot.

    46. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      #3 Death is necessary for evolution. Evolution is part of the human, and eventually post-human, condition. "age-treatment" is somewhat of an oxymoron because age is not a disease, it's simply a part of life. On a personal level, I'd take the chance to live forever if it were offered, but I wouldn't make the mistake of assuming everyone living forever is an improvement to the species.

      Yep, this is a highly discussible point. I'd say that a point in favor of living longer lifes (or even "forever", if that's possible in our universe) is that each time someone dies, loads of information and experience are lost, and a new person has to relearn everything (which could also be said to have its benefits, probably).

      Unfortunately this is a discussion to be had in front of a few beers, not on this slashdot topic ;)

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    47. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Many guys I know are more interested in quantity than quality.

    48. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Hookers though, well, it's really gonna be tough for them ...

      If they learn to code bot behaviors, they'd do well. They have domain experience, after all.

    49. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a woman too, but since I'm also a Lesbian and a linux guru, I can't wait for these things too! So when comes down to it your problem is your not gay!

    50. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by soma_0806 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've spent a Friday night or two at LAN parties. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. My comment was really just a joke, but a lot of people seemed to take it quite seriously.

      As for the male readers having it so bad, I don't think the reality is anything like the myth. Most of my male friends would easily fall into the "nerd" category, yet most everyone I know is either seeing someone or has some serious prospects. Maybe it's harder to find someone ethusiastic about the same things they like, but hardly impossible.

      Additionally, that difficulty exists regardless of gender. I've had boyfriends ban my comic book collection from our shared apartment; I was once dumped because I talk about math too much; another guy (A sys-admin mind you) told me he'd like to keep seeing me, but I'd have to accept that I'm more of a Primer girl while he's a National Treasure guy. I'm not complaining, as I consider each of these situations a bullet dodged. I'm just letting you know that girl nerds meet a good bit difficulty when it comes to dating too.

    51. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by Confuzzled · · Score: 1

      Following your reasoning... omg I'd want a Mac-babe. She'd be super hot, but not nearly as pneumatic as the cheaper (and uglier) common bots.

    52. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by toph42 · · Score: 1

      And then Apple comes out with a "laptop" model that is sexier then everything else and makes your friends jealous that you could afford it?

    53. Re:Does that make me version 1.0? by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      I'd expect free will

      If you can prove definitely that humans have free will, you've got a Philosophy PhD and tenured chair coming, never mind proving that one's robot companion does.

      Of course, I understand the point you're trying to make, but still, I think the compound word "free will" needs to be tossed around less casually.

  46. Facial Expressions by mahesh_gharat · · Score: 1

    If it would have not mentioned "Female" there, It would have been quite dificult to recognize the actual andriod in that photograph by just looking at the expressions on those two.

    I meant the experssions on the face of Professor Ishiguru are so dead. :-)

  47. no by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    for gods sake, this is an android that looks like a sexy Japanese girl. If there's any slashdot discussion where sex-related comments are inevitable and on topic, this is it.

    1. Re:no by soma_0806 · · Score: 1

      I, admittedly, had the overwhelming urge to make a "hardware compatibility" joke or two...

      and I'm a girl.

    2. Re:no by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      impossible!

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  48. Obviously they've slated version 8.0 for success by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Funny

    Judging by the naming I'd assume they plan on Repliee Q8 (pronounced rep-lee-kate) as the commercial version of this thing.

    And Judging by the quote:
    "Repliee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying..."
    I'd say the good Dr and his crew no longer consider themselves single.

  49. we haven't learnt anything by octal666 · · Score: 1

    from bad 80's sci-fi, nor from Asimov, nor from any android sci-fi novel or film. First, human looking android, then ethic comitees, next thing we know they are conquering us.

    I for one... well, you know the rest.

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  50. Nothing innovative by icecow · · Score: 1

    Like I really need more girls fluttering their plastic-looking eyelids at me.

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  51. Obligatory Futurama Quote... by Google85 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fry: You're cute!
    LiuBot: You're cute!
    Fry: You!
    LiuBot: You!
    Fry: You!
    (This goes on for a while)
    Farnsworth: Oh, dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you.

  52. Only if.. by scsirob · · Score: 1

    .. a bug in her firmware causes her to short circuit and self-destruct in a blazing fire.

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    1. Re:Only if.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      and this would make the robot different from a woman how, exactly?

    2. Re:Only if.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You don't get arrested for disposing of a robot in the dumpster.

  53. A long way from A.I. by Talking+Point · · Score: 1

    "we're a long way from Blade Runner yet"

    Just to be pedantic, the "replicants" in Blade Runner were biological, not robotic. However, I think this is a good step in the direction of "Jane" the love bot. Maybe "Joe" can join the party too.

  54. Not Impressed by Supurcell · · Score: 1

    I am not impressed with this. It's just a pretty puppet and not big leap forward in robotics. We should be working on getting it all to function right before giving it a human skin. I would much rather the metal bones of a Terminator robot walking/running around fluidly come before we start going all out on the appearance.

    1. Re:Not Impressed by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      This isn't really about robotics. Its an attempt at a Turing test. Oh and with possible applications in the sex industry...

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  55. Like Babe Ruth calling his home run, by bit+trollent · · Score: 2, Funny

    and then waddling his fat ass around the bases you have set the gold standard for arrogance in your field.

  56. Yes, but... by Tonik,+the · · Score: 1

    Can you have sex with it?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by nutshell42 · · Score: 2, Funny
      She was made by Japanese, what do you think?

      Aaahh, Japan, last hope of geeks everywhere, I knew they wouldn't disappoint us.

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    2. Re:Yes, but... by Petersson · · Score: 1
      If you can modify its configuration.. nudge nudge.. wink wink.. know what I mean? know what I mean? Say no more! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudge_nudge

      What's it like???

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  57. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This + Realdoll = Sex for geeks. Finally! A woman the we can understand, hack, program and make her love us! This is a dream com true!

  58. Re:Just sits there? Perfect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Have you seen the hands on the picture? To me they look disgusting. Like male Hands or working Gloves.

  59. Re:As my friend who showed this to me last night s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think that's true at all. If you went into a restaraunt and all the waitresses acted like robots - ie: jerky motion, blank faces, emotionless voices, would you feel comfortable?

    People are also less likely to get frustrated at a dumb machine if it genuinely looks like a real woman, I'd suspect.

  60. I'll finish that sentence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... are on crack.

    Yay! What do I win?

    Woo-hoo, a night with Repliee Q1!

    You get sloppy seconds.

  61. The most important thing by Seventh+Magpie · · Score: 2, Funny

    The most important thing is that she (it) has an off button so that when you guys are done with it for the night, you can can back to playing World of Warcraft and not have to spoon with her (it) for an hour before she falls asleep. Am I right?

  62. But... by KiroDude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will it run linux if I insert my usb "flesh" stick?

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your "flesh" stick fits into a standard USB interface?

    2. Re:But... by zephc · · Score: 4, Funny

      That raises the question of why you are bragging about your 1-inch dongle...

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    3. Re:But... by SimilarityEngine · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dunno. She definitely looks incompatible with 3.5" floppies though.

      (sorry........)

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  63. Nice to see technology trying to create jobs by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    "She can only sit though at present, so we're a long way from Blade Runner yet."

    Nice to see someone is working hard trying to create new jobs for all the unemployed US tech workers. I'm sure a few ./ers would settle for a "Blade Sitter" position in the mean time.

  64. Didn't any of you take middle school hygiene? by October_30th · · Score: 5, Funny
    Fry: Well, so what if I love a robot? It's not hurting anybody.

    Hermes: My God! He never took middle school hygiene. He never saw the propaganda film.

    Farnsworth: It's just lucky I keep a copy in the VCR at all times!

    [He presses a button and a film title appears on the screen: I Dated A Robot!. In the movie a couple sit in a café and stare into each other's eyes. A narrator walks into the scene.]

    Narrator [in movie]: Ordinary human dating. It's enjoyable and it serves an important purpose. [He turns the table over and a crying baby appears. He turns it back again.] But when a human dates an artificial mate, there is no purpose. Only enjoyment. And that leads to...tragedy.

    [The woman behind him turns into a blank robot and the man downloads a celebrity onto it.]

    Billy [in movie]: Neato! A Marylin Monroebot!

    Monroebot [in movie]: Ooo! You're a real dreamboat (mechanical voice) Billy Everyteen!

    Narrator [in movie]: Harmless fun? Let's see what happens next!

    [The scene cuts to Billy's bedroom. He is kissing the Monroebot. Enter his mother.]

    Billy's Mom [in movie]: Billy, do you want to walk your dog?

    Billy [in movie]: No thank Mom, I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.

    [Enter his dad.]

    Billy's Dad [in movie]: Billy, do want to get a paper route and earn some extra cash?

    Billy [in movie]: No thanks dad, I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.

    [Enter his girlfriend, Mavis, from the café.]

    Mavis [in movie]: Billy, do you want to come over tonight? We can make out together.

    Billy [in movie]: Gee Mavis, your house is across the street, that's an awfully long way to go for making out.

    Narrator [in movie]: Did you notice what went wrong in that scene? Ordinarily Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance of performing the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can date robots why should he bother? Why should anyone bother? Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later. [The scene changes and a foam hand rolls across an empty American football field] Where are all the football stars? [The foam hand continues to drift across an empty laboratory.] And where are the biochemists? [The scene changes to a split screen of a pair of human and robots making out on beds.] They are trapped - trapped in a soft, vice-like grip of robot lips. All civilisation was just an effort to impress the opposite sex. And sometimes the same sex. Now, let's skip forward 80 years into the future. Where is Billy?

    [The scene changes to a post-apocalyptic world. Billy is an aged man but he is still with his Monroebot and still making out with her.]

    Billy [in movie]: Farewell!

    [He dies.] Narrator [in movie]: The next day Billy's planet was destroyed by aliens. [In the movie a fleet of flying saucers destroy buildings with a quick laser shot.] Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet? It was Earth. Don't Date Robots!

    [A caption appears on the screen with the same words on it and the movie ends. The space pope is displayed on the screen with Crocodylus Pontiflex written around him in English and alien.]

    Announcer [voice-over; in movie]: Brought to you by the space pope!

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    1. Re:Didn't any of you take middle school hygiene? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      sure the humans would be gone, but look at the bright side: everyone and I mean everyone would be happy even if only for one life time.

      What? I think it's worth the human race extinction.

  65. It's starting already... by Durinthal · · Score: 1, Funny

    METAL FEVER!

    "Billy, do you want to walk your dog?"
    "No thanks, mom. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot!"
    "Billy, do you want to get a paper route and earn some extra cash?"
    "No thanks, dad. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot!"
    "Billy, do you want to come over tonight? We can make out together!"
    "Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street. That's an awfully long way to go for making out."

  66. Yawn, old news by Jack+Zombie · · Score: 1

    I even had to head to the archives to get this one: Lifelike Robot Repliee Q1 May Need Voight-Kampff Test. It even has the same reference to Blade Runner.

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  67. Those claws of her by Nightlight3 · · Score: 1

    Not sure how reliable are they. They could uproot a tree, you know...

  68. I have the perfect line... by KiroDude · · Score: 1

    I have your bios upgrade right in my middle finger, can I insert it?

  69. Here's an even more human-looking android by jdfox · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was developed in Israel, and it's called the Nataliee P1.
    Like the Repliee Q1, she can flutter her eyelids, move her hands like a human and even appears to breathe, but she can also sit, stand and walk.

    The Nataliee P1 is overall far more human-looking than the Repliee Q1, but its speech synthesis is so far not as convincingly human-sounding.

    Here are some samples from its vocabulary:
    "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war."
    "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee."
    "Our people are dying, Senator. We must do something quickly to stop the Federation."

    1. Re:Here's an even more human-looking android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or what about the far less convincing http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html

    2. Re:Here's an even more human-looking android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nataliee P1-ortman: Missing in Aruba

    3. Re:Here's an even more human-looking android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if I take out the battery pack, is she petrified?

    4. Re:Here's an even more human-looking android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A stone cold statue of the naked and petrified Replee Q1 covered in ....Oh, never mind.

  70. Where's the nudie pics? by redwards · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can't judge hotness wearing a fugly salmon colored jacket. Where's the fake tits? Which begs a philosophical question.... if a robot were to have breast implants...

    1. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Funny
      Can't judge hotness wearing a fugly salmon colored jacket. Where's the fake tits? Which begs a philosophical question.... if a robot were to have breast implants...

      this might not be a good development.

      what if strip club workers were replaced by these robots? you would be in a room filled with guys getting hard looking at a machine. it would not be all that different than if 10 guys all gathered around a computer screen with massive buldges. i for one, don't want to be in that room.

      now if there is a real chick there, that makes it all okay. that is called a gangbang.

      and while we are talking tits, there is a HUGE difference between real tits and fake tits. fake tits are shitty and worthless. i don't want to make love to a plastic bag filled with water, if i wanted that i could hump a waterbed. i want the soft gentile feel of fat in the bosom. but i guess just like my butcher, a 15% salt-water solution is being added to all things to raise the price. too bad doctors can't find a way to suck the fat out of a womans ass and shove that in the boobs.

      maybe the real future of AI robots designed to please men will be made with the parts of deceased women. it would require having biologists find a way to preserve the three most important parts- ass, snatch, and tits. they could have strippers purfume inside the android, and it could fart out that smell. the eyes could be wide and open in anticipation. the ears could turn red with the flush of blood comming to the outer skin, the sensation is real.

      i think i am going back to college to study biophysics. or maybe electronics. something that will alow me to help the USA compete against the japanese.

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    2. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by xappax · · Score: 5, Funny

      Man, and I thought all I had to be afraid of was cyborgs with kiloblaster eyes and grenade launchers for hands...now I've got nightmares of creepy cyborg-zombie women with their boobs rotting off.

      BLEEP-BOOP! c-Come here...zzzt....baby! Kiss meeee%@&*$!!

      Fucking insane diabolical plastic surgeons.

    3. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by RasputinAXP · · Score: 5, Funny

      i want the soft gentile feel of fat in the bosom.

      Me, I'll take the soft Jewish feel any day.

    4. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by DMadCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      what if strip club workers were replaced by these robots? you would be in a room filled with guys getting hard looking at a machine.

      So it wouldn't be much different than E3?

    5. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by courtarro · · Score: 1

      Where's the "-1 Wrong" mod option?

    6. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by SilentShriek · · Score: 2

      C'mon, if you guys didn't know it wasn't a real woman, you wouldn't give a crap, plastic or no. Couple eyelid flutters, a little bouncing and a come-hither look, you'd be tripping all over yourselves.

      Consider if we do reach a point where the robot looks/feels completely human. You could have armies of amazon robots controlling half the population in any given country. I say "half" as an estimation--we female types wouldn't succumb to such trickery. Hmm... world domination with femme-bots. Now that's an idea.

    7. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      "...if a robot were to have breast implants..."

      They'd be machine gun jubilees!

    8. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or T3 for that matter.

    9. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by wpiman · · Score: 1

      And the whine too?

    10. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Noaccess0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Strippers of the world unite! Learn from your automotive worker brothers - it's only a matter of time before the layoffs follow.

    11. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if strip club workers were replaced by these robots? you would be in a room filled with guys getting hard looking at a machine. it would not be all that different than if 10 guys all gathered around a computer screen with massive buldges. i for one, don't want to be in that room.

      Wow, you get hard when you go to a strip club? Time to move out of the parents' basement and get some real action!

    12. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Dmala · · Score: 3, Funny

      I say "half" as an estimation--we female types wouldn't succumb to such trickery.

      Ha! Of course not, all it takes to control you female types is a shiny rock.

    13. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only difference if (most) strip club workers were replaced by androids, is that the men watching would have a bit more of a chance to get laid.

    14. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      You women have a problem with over-estimating your cohersive skills.

      Or is femenism a liberal myth? :P

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    15. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by SilentShriek · · Score: 1

      Did you mean cohesive? No problems there, depending on your meaning, but I can't speak for everyone.

      Not a liberal myth, but often a misguided movement.

    16. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by SilentShriek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ha? The joke's on you, my friend. Who are the ones shelling out big bucks for nothing more than a shiny rock?

    17. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      You don't control 50% of the population without cohersive skills.

      My arguement is that if women actually had the cohersive skills to control 50% of the population(therefore insinuating that robots acting like women could do the same), the femenist movement wouldn't need to exist.

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      It's been a long time.
    18. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by SilentShriek · · Score: 1

      Cohesion implies working together, not control. The feminist movement is a bit overrated and over-utilized. The bots would serve the purpose of giving the men what they wish the women were (in many cases): vapid sex machines and pretty statuettes. A mere distraction as the tables are turned and vengeance is exacted. But what man would care, with his robot that never says no, and never gets tired, and cooks and cleans and lapdances with flawless precision?

    19. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by polaris20 · · Score: 1
      maybe the real future of AI robots designed to please men will be made with the parts of deceased women. it would require having biologists find a way to preserve the three most important parts- ass, snatch, and tits. they could have strippers purfume inside the android, and it could fart out that smell. the eyes could be wide and open in anticipation. the ears could turn red with the flush of blood comming to the outer skin, the sensation is real.
      This is the most disturbing and disgusting thing I've read on the Internet.......in at least a week.
    20. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.realdoll.com

    21. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that the premise of "Cherry 2000"? Just as long as you don't do it on a wet kitchen floor, you're ok.

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    22. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because not all men Want or wish for a mindless servant in a mate. You will only distract the losers of the population! so you will effectively leave all of the non losers distraction-less who will be all for equality anyway (as long as it nothing absurd like completely eliminating genders, ive heard some feminists want to eliminate stuff like "brother" and "sister" from our language.)

      As for sex with robots...I like real women my self, but if ya cant get a girl (because you're a looser) then why not shack up with a robot chick. It will save all the real women the effort of turning ya down :)

    23. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First Robot androids... Soon one step closer to our true Goal...Japanese cat girls ( in skimpy school girl uniforms of course)! Once completed we shall flood the west with our robotic hotties (mew)! Then with all the Otaku fan boys distracted we shall steal there greatest treasure... David Hasselhoff! With him in our possession we shall make android clones of him to invade Germany! See our plan for world domination is not as farfetched as you thought! Otakus of the world FEAR US!

    24. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like someone needs a little holocaust re-education!

    25. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Hmm... world domination with femme-bots. Now that's an idea."

      Only if they had fricken laser beams attached to their heads!!

      Throw me a bone here people... sheesh!!

    26. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

      i don't want to make love to a plastic bag filled with water,

      Do you think I could borrow it?

    27. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Wolfier · · Score: 1
      I must not be the only one who thinks it takes a little more than "Couple eyelid flutters, a little bouncing and a come-hither look" to make us not know it isn't real.

      Conservatively, with Moore's law I estimate it's going to take some 1000 years for this technology to reach this point.

    28. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by SilentShriek · · Score: 1

      I agree that would be the optimum result, to weed out the decent dudes. As far as the brother/sister stuff--he or she, whatever--people get too hung up on words, and should worry more about actions.

      Heh, lady robots could be a successful crime-deterrent: market them to the psychos.

    29. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      I've already done that a few times. I just had to pay more. Still a lot cheaper than these damned robots, though. Although there's probably less of a chance that I would've gotten that rash from a couple of hot androids.

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    30. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "what if strip club workers were replaced by these robots? you would be in a room filled with guys getting hard looking at a machine. it would not be all that different than if 10 guys all gathered around a computer screen with massive buldges. i for one, don't want to be in that room."

      For starters, I think "massive" may be an innapropriate word here.

      Also, I think this'd actually be a neat idea. Granted, the primary benefit to stripping (for the girls) is that they make a ton of cash, but at last this way you don't have to worry about anyone roughing real girls or otherwise doing Bad Things to them.

    31. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      Sounds like something out of System Shock 2. Awesome game :P

    32. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      coercion. Not cohesion.

      My arguement is fundamentally different than you think it is.

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    33. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by SilentShriek · · Score: 1

      Well, that makes a hell of a lot more sense.

      Perhaps we are both guilty of over-generalization, in any event.

    34. Re:Where's the nudie pics? by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

      too bad doctors can't find a way to suck the fat out of a womans ass and shove that in the boobs.

      They do. It's called breast reconstruction surgery. They can also take the fat/skin from the waist. But I guess it's just not done cosmetically.

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  71. Is this the 600 series? by Dice+Fivefold · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy,.."

  72. Another one got caught today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Android Sex Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Moral Module Tampering"...

    Damn kids. They're all alike.

    But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of a sexually frustrated teenage boy, a nerd? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?

    I am a nerd, enter my world...

    Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm much smarter than most of the other kids and especially girls, this crap they teach us bores me...

    Damn underachiever. They're all alike.

    I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."

    Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

    I made a discovery today. I found a female android. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me... Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ass.. Or thinks I'm butt-ugly... Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...

    Damn kid. All he does is play with cyborgs. They're all alike.

    And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the stairs like heroin through an addict's veins, I ran to my mom's basement where my cyborg is waiting for me... "This is it... this is where I belong..." I know everyone here... even if there's no one here but my cyborg... I know you... I love you...

    Damn kid. Playing in the basement again. They're all alike...

    You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. We've been ignored by girls who like us only as friends... We've been doing their homeworks for them, buying them flowers, asking them out, writing poems, and they still "don't want to ruin our frienship". The few wanted to talk to us, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

    This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the cyborg. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if prostitution was legalized and it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after pleasure... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias, without even leaving our bedroom... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

    Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for. My crime is that of loving a cyborg. My crime is that of being too intelligent for girls who may call me "a needy and insecure sociopath" but they perfectly realize that they just feel stupid with me because I am so intelligent even at the age of fourteen and they know that I am a genius. I am too good for women.

    I am a nerd, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

    1. Re:Another one got caught today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm much smarter than most of the other kids and especially girls, this crap they teach us bores me...
      I, too, am much smarter than you. Yes, I was bored to tears in high school.

      And yet I interact with people just fine. I usually have a nice girlfriend. Sci fi, etc. is fun, but so is a lot of other stuff. Being good at classwork is not the only skill one can have, not by a long shot.

      Get over yourself, ego-boy. Get out and talk to people. Surprise, you're not instantly good at it! It takes practice. Read How to Make Friends and Influence People. Find a non-nerd hobby.

      Unless you want to feel bitter and lonely for the rest of you life...
    2. Re:Another one got caught today by Dossy · · Score: 1

      Props to the Coward who did justice remixing the Hacker Manifesto.

      The rest of you who didn't recognize this, you can resume your poseur lifestyle on Slashdot. Lamers.

    3. Re:Another one got caught today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wow you need a date. Being smarter than people doesn't mean looking down on them, especially women (as you kept saying).

      You can cry like a little girl about how smart you are, how rough your childhood was, blah blah blah. If you are smart at all, you'd realize that there is a ton of people MUCH smarter than you. Get used to it. Remember all those bullies that pissed you off in school? They had to learn to deal with life. Most don't keep being such fucktards.

      My question is, what the hell makes you think you are so special that you can keep being a fucktard?

    4. Re:Another one got caught today by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend plays M:TG with me, holds a MEng in EECS (course 6), and owns more console games/systems than I do. Seriously. Who's the genius now? ;)

      And, by the way, I've always seen the manifesto as a lame cop-out for nerds who weren't smart enough to overcome social adversity. I would rather use my brains to win than to cry and make excuses in some lame manifesto.

      To those who would criticize my lack of humor about the parent post: 80%Interesting 20%Informative. It's all right there in the moderation.

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    5. Re:Another one got caught today by DavidSJ · · Score: 1

      They invade our space, and we fall back.

      They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back.

      The line must be drawn here! This far! No farther!

      And I....will make them PAY for what they've done!

    6. Re:Another one got caught today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmm... males like you (and me) really NEED the civilizing influence of women.

      You, sir, are unbalanced.

    7. Re:Another one got caught today by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      You know, for a group of people that prides itself so highly on how smart they are...few seem to realize that it is this mentality that drives girls away from them, because they are "too stupid".

      If nerds are so smart, why can't they figure out that getting a girlfriend requires a different type of intelligence. But no, of course something must be wrong with the other person.

      Take it from someone who's been there, who never had friends, who girls walked all over, and who had social anxiety disorder to top it all off. The sooner you learn to be humble and not brag about how smart you are, the sooner people won't mind hanging out with you.

      The sooner you learn to take interest in other people's interests, the better chance you have of them wanting to learn about yours. You have to give to receive, but it is understandable that this generation of nerds who expect satisfaction at the push of a button would have difficulty understanding that.

      Take it from someone who's been there and learned to adapt, you'll be a lot happier in the long run.

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    8. Re:Another one got caught today by rsadelle · · Score: 1

      I'm much smarter than most of the other kids and especially girls

      I'm a girl, and I assure you that I was (and still am) much smarter than most of the other kids, boys and girls alike.

    9. Re:Another one got caught today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how come you have such a hard time understanding that you are a statistical anomaly, not a counterexample?
      Makes me wonder if what you said is actually true ...

    10. Re:Another one got caught today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you still are smarter than most of the other kids? Wow. You must be so proud to be more intelligent than children!

      Do you even understand what you're bitching about? You could have been in the same class as parent and your pathetic "I am smarter than most of kids" would prove nothing! If you are so smart than why can't you fucking understand that 50% of people are smarter than most?

      But no! If you were smarter than most of people then no one else could! (That's a big if, though...)

  73. Imagine a... by Arthur+B. · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...beowulf cluster of Japanese androids chicks ! That'd be cool... but can they run linux ?

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  74. All the ./ jokes, served in one post by Tomasset · · Score: 0, Redundant

    - In Soviet Russia the Robot owns you!

    - Missing option: Silicone... breasts!!

    - Imagine a cluster of female silicone-breasted robots

    1. Make a female looking robot
    2. Silicone breasts!
    3. It breathes... and really deep! ...
    4. Profit!

    1. Re:All the ./ jokes, served in one post by ZerzaDha · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Missing: - In South Korea only old people use robots.

  75. All I can say is... by adolfojp · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'd hit it!


    Wait... wrong website:-S

  76. cant resisist by cyrax777 · · Score: 1

    CHIII!.

  77. Re:old by Ulven · · Score: 0

    So I wasn't imagining things.

  78. How is this different from what is already... by CodePyro · · Score: 1

    how this different from what is already bieng done in the USA. This robot is rather limited when you compare it to some of the stuff the Sally Corp(pictures) already makes.(robotics, silicon skin, eyes that flutter, lips that move, etc.)
     
    Just because the japanese are now doing it its new, revolutionary and new worthy?!?!?

  79. Old news... by ultraj · · Score: 1

    http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000563046382/ "Posted Jun 11, 2005, 4:25 PM ET" Old news. There was a link to video of the robot and it looked like a talking plastic doll, not really human like other than the shape.

  80. Uncanny Valley... by tiluki · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What is more scary is how "respulsed" you might be by it if it were too "hot"...

    This research recently backs up the findings of Mori in the '70's into the "Uncanny Valley" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valley

    Some of the videos I've seen of this work are quiet shocking. Some guy can come right up and touch the face and feel the android - which is really realistic - and so goes against every sort of social "personal space" rule (especially if you are Japaneese).

    (cue jokes on "valleys"...:-)

    1. Re:Uncanny Valley... by Intron · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I once saw two street performers who did an excellent job of pretending to be robots. I felt this overwhelming repulsion and had to walk away. I didn't know it had a name before now, but it is not limited to robots imitating humans. The converse can also fall into the Uncanny Valley. Interestingly, I am not repulsed at all by artificial limbs (some of my best friends ...).

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    2. Re:Uncanny Valley... by Shotgun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, that would explain why John Kerry wasn't elected President of the US.

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    3. Re:Uncanny Valley... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This research recently backs up the findings of Mori in the '70's into the "Uncanny Valley"

      No, it doesn't. There's no sign of people being repulsed by this robot. Furthermore, the Uncanny Valley "findings" are crap. Notice the way there are no data points on that chart? That's because they don't have any. I never saw any experiment that tested a numerical quantity "anthropomorphism" against a numerical quantity "emotional response". That graph is based on nothing more than some guy's hunch.

    4. Re:Uncanny Valley... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (especially if you are Japaneese).

      You're full of shit.

  81. Degrees of Freedom by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

    Quote From the website:

    Eyes 5
    Mouth 1
    Neck 3
    Arms 9x2
    Torso 4

    Sitting's fine, but something tells me that they have their priorities wrong here..

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  82. Caution--this post rated NC-17 by haakondahl · · Score: 1
    More like a metrosexualoid.

    True dat, yo. "Won't suck a dick and can't change a tire." Yes, that is my definition; you may quote me.
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  83. My lady robot by Ira_Gaines · · Score: 1

    This is going to be the best prom ever!

  84. We need a new Receptionist by axonis · · Score: 1

    She would be perfect for our new Receptionist, all she has to do is sit down and look pretty.

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  85. It is wrong by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 1

    Is it wrong to think a female robot is hot?

    Yes, in certain situations it is very wrong. Have you read the article? Let me quote the relevant part:

    "Before Repliee Q1, Professor Ishiguro developed Repliee R1 which had the appearance of a five-year-old Japanese girl. Its head could move in nine directions and it could gesture with its arm. Four high-sensitivity tactile sensors were placed under the skin of its left arm that made the android react differently to differing pressures."

    I don't even want to comment that.

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    1. Re:It is wrong by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

      "Before Repliee Q1, Professor Ishiguro developed Repliee R1 which had the appearance of a five-year-old Japanese girl."

      Perhaps he was inspired by the show Small Wonder

    2. Re:It is wrong by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he was inspired by the show Small Wonder

      That was a cool show which I watched when I was younger. My kids keep asking me what shows I watched when I was a kid. Now I'll have to add it to my list of wanted video clips of my favorite TV shows of the past that are all but gone. I'll put that one up there with Ark II, Speed Buggy, Shazam, Isis, and Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.

    3. Re:It is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Is it wrong to think a female robot is hot?

      Yes, in certain situations it is very wrong.
      [quote from article about robot that looked like a 5-year-old]
      I don't even want to comment [on] that.


      I wish you would. This is actually a very interesting moral question. The thing in question is a robot, not a child. It has no emotions, so it cannot be emotionally damaged; it is not alive, so its life cannot be ruined by abuse; it does not feel pain, so it cannot be hurt or injured. Its owner can legally treat it as he likes and destroy it on a whim.

      You assume that using it sexually is "very wrong". But the only basis you have for this is that it looks like a child.

      Why is it worse to masturbate using an object that resembles a child than to masturbate using an object that resembles an adult, or to masturbate "naturally" using one's hand? Given that no living being is harmed in any way whatsoever by any of these acts, what rational process leads you to conclude that one form of masturbation is morally wrong, while another, functionally equivalent form is okay?

      Are you saying that sexual attraction towards minors is so utterly morally repulsive that anyone who feels it should be considered as bad as the criminal who actually rapes a child? That's what Orwell called "thinkcrime", you know. It's widely considered a bad idea.

    4. Re:It is wrong by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1

      > That's what Orwell called "thinkcrime", you know. It's widely considered a bad idea.

      Thoughtcrime. Yeah, though.

      This plays into the same issues as virtual child pornography.

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    5. Re:It is wrong by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1

      Or crimethink, the actual Newspeak word for "thoughtcrime."

    6. Re:It is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20x-more-exclusive-IQ society-than-Mensa Guy thinks Mensa Babe hasn't thought things through. As someone who was violently raped at age 8, I want you to rethink your squeamishness. While most sexual assaults on children are actually by opportunists rather than pedophiles per se*, I think the availability of kinderbots might discourage pedophiles from pursuing real children. The current anti-pedophile "therapies" haven't been shown to be any more effective then back when they were beeing used on gays, and there are nearly as many pedophiles as there are gays, according to studies I have seen (among men, about 20% response to verbal+ visual pornography, and 6% say they would have sex with a child if they knew they could not get caught). This is a big problem which could use better solutions.

      Unfortunately the simulated 5 year-old this reearcher built is definitely in the uncanny valley, and appears to have Down's Syndrome, as well.

      *my own rape probably had more do to the fact that 13 year-old boys have no legitimate sexual outlet in our culture than with the proportion of pedophiles out there - just goes to show how unintended consequences of mores and laws can come back and literally fuck you in the ass.

    7. Re:It is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a cool show which I watched when I was younger.

      No it wasn't. Small Wonder was never cool. However, you get big points for Ark II. No one ever mentions Ark II.

    8. Re:It is wrong by techmeltz · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "Land of the Lost"

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  86. News at 11:00 PM by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Taking a clue from a commercial, geeks from all over the world are already sending Replipee invitation to be their prom date.

    It is believed they wish to reverse engineer her to build their own robot girlfriends.

    Many experts fear this may, in fact, cause a major slow down in the technology R&D. Tech stocks closed at an all time low.

    Parents groups protest the creation of female robot. Unamed spokesman states "It is obviously an attempt to corrupt our youth with sex."

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  87. Parent Modded Funny? by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought he was being informative?!

    1. Re:Parent Modded Funny? by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether to laugh, or to cry...

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  88. Cherry 2000 by Devir · · Score: 1

    1 Step closer to that old movie Cherry 2000.

  89. Eye Candy? by Scott+Swezey · · Score: 1

    Does it run Linux? Or maybe its one of those Mac OSX ones with all the purty eye candy.

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  90. so it begins by joejor · · Score: 1
    from a caption in the article:
    Scientists think that, one day, robots could fool us into believing they were human

    The Cylons are coming! The Cylons are coming!

    Still, I hope that when they get to the point of mass production, they hire Shirow Masamune to design the fembots.

  91. Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  92. Cue the gags by Spacejock · · Score: 1

    e.g. "Is the tailor's dummy standing next to the robot in the shot to show how far we've come?"

    "Looks like a ken & barbie match-up."

    "Should have put the glasses on the human, so we could tell them apart."

    "Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

    etc. Actually, the robot's fluttering eyelashes struck a chord with me, only in my novel they 'sound like mating cockroaches' (just in case the reader was getting attracted to a plastic girl...)

  93. these seems better by stm2 · · Score: 1

    I prefer these: Oriente-Doll.
    (didn't tried it, yet!).

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  94. Not getting any, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh.

  95. Rumours.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Word around town is Paris Hilton declined the offer
    to serve as a prototype.

  96. female android? by ajs318 · · Score: 1
    A female actor is properly called an actress.
    A female hero is properly called a heroine.
    A female son is properly called a daughter.
    A female barman is called a barmaid.
    {The fact that English has borrowed words from a variety of languages -- basically every culture ever either to have invaded the British Isles or been invaded by the British -- is quite evident from the apparent inconsistency betwen the various masculine and feminine forms}.
    Shouldn't a female android properly be called a gynoid?
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  97. Oh Sweet Dear Christ by jpiggot · · Score: 2
    The sounds you're hearing are that of a billion Slashdot readers leaping away from their computers and running down the block to their neighboorhood "Androids R Us" store, so they can finally have something to bring home to Mom's basement.

    Well, civilization was nice while it lasted. Hope the next species doesn't screw up and create robot girlfriends.

  98. Old news by ijameson · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing this months ago and wishing chairman whatshisname from Iron Chef well in his new job.

  99. You don't have to comment on that... by MochaMan · · Score: 1

    Professor Ishiguro follows up with:

    "Repliee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying, although we obviously have a long way to go yet."

    *shudder*

    1. Re:You don't have to comment on that... by Cylix · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, hot robot action!

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  100. Potential Marketplace by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    No surprises for guessing which industry will be the first to adopt these.

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  101. Office flowers by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 4, Interesting
    If you go to Tokyo, you will meet women who seem to do nothing all day but bow and say "irashimase!" in a high-pitched cartoon-mouse type voice. They do it in shops, by lifts, and in some offices. The best looking ones are promoted to 'office flowers' - people who apparently do nothing but look nice. ATM and ticket machines often have an animation of a bowing woman. Getting Joo Puburicu-san to treat an automaton like a woman may be no big deal - some of them have been tresting women like automata for years.

    And while we're on the subject, some of our fellow slashdotters could clean up their act a bit too...

    1. Re:Office flowers by silvertear72 · · Score: 1

      I have to agree to what Richard Kirk said. I am currently interning in Japan, and sadly, women here are not given many of the opportunities that men have. This is due to the fact that when most women get married, they leave the company for which they work for to raise a family. The women I have seen working at the company I work at are usually secretaries or, at best, perform data entry. Things are changing, but I believe it will take a while for women in Japan to have the same opportunities as the men do.

  102. Open-Source Clone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where's the open-source clone of this project?

    Here.

    What do you mean bad user interface? Not ready for the bedroom? What?

  103. Silicon babe ... by VitaminB52 · · Score: 1
    Next time you talk about a 'silicon babe' you'll have to specify if you mean the carbon-based one (with silicon implants) or the silicium-based one (with silicon skin) ...

    FYI - the major differences between the two types are:
    - the silicium-based one can run out of battery power
    - the carbon-based one can run out of your money

  104. Hehe by Rinisari · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Cylons were created by Man.
    They Rebelled.
    They Evolved.
    They Look and Feel Human.
    Some are programmed to think they are Human.
    There are many copies.
    And they have a Plan.

  105. Anyone else think its interesting by Elaarni · · Score: 1

    That most of the slashdotters are referring to the robot as "She" in their posts? Goes to show that the statement the creator made is accurate, we are reacting to it as if it were female. Hell we even have guys making lewd remarks and sexual advances towards it, would they still be remarking that way if it looked male?

    1. Re:Anyone else think its interesting by DigitaLunatiC · · Score: 1

      Hell we even have guys making lewd remarks and sexual advances towards it, would they still be remarking that way if it looked male?

      Maybe if the poster were a bi/gay male or straight/bi female.

  106. How about DVDA support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'm not talking about high bitrate 5.1 channel audio.

  107. *shudder* by buddha42 · · Score: 1
    Before Repliee Q1, Professor Ishiguro developed Repliee R1 which had the appearance of a five-year-old Japanese girl.
    Well my Creep-O-Meter just got a completely new scale.
  108. Re:Meanwhile in real life by Shihar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Dude, I have no idea what Japan you are talking about, but the one in THIS world is extremely culturally isolated and loathes immigration. Japan does a neat sleight of hand when it comes to immigration. Its laws, if you read them, are fairly reasonable. However, Japan does not use 'law' to determine who can and cannot immigrate. Japan uses 'policy'. Japanese policy is ugly. The worst abuse I have ever seen of it was when I visited Japan for work related reasons. There I met a woman who had lived in Japan all her life, but was the grand parents of imported Korean labor. She was a legal resident, but not a citizen. Let's put it this way, France, which is notorious for having tight immigration laws, has a more liberal immigration system in practice then Japan.

    If you want a fun read, try the below.

    http://www.tabunka.org/newsletter/immigration_p2.h tml
    The Immigration Control and Refugee-Recognition Act (ICRRA) was passed in 1951 and subsequently amended in 1981 and 1989. According to this law there are a total of 28 statuses of residence for entry, work or stay in Japan. The various statuses of residence depend upon the activity the foreigner will be performing while in Japan. Each status explicitly states what the foreigner is allowed to do while in Japan and how long he or she is allowed to stay. The statuses range from that of diplomat, journalist or professor, to engineer, college student or temporary visitor.
    Noticeably absent from the various statuses of residence is that of unskilled worker. This is at the heart of Japan's present immigration farce. Japan includes "entertainers" and "trainees" in the "skilled" worker category. Interestingly these workers account for about one-half of the "skilled" foreign workers in Japan. "Entertainer" is the largest category out of all the sixteen skilled labor categories in terms of numbers of visas issues. The majority of these people are night clubs hostesses or working in the Japan sex industry, and most of them are women from the Philippines, Thailand, Korea, Columbia and more recently Caucasian women from former East Block nations. In addition, these activities also happen to be an important sources of revenues for Japanese organized crime, better known in the vernacular as the yakuza.
    Trainees are the seconded largest category during the last few years to fill labor shortages in unskilled or 3K job-related industries. When the ICRRA was revised in 1989, it was mainly for the purpose of stemming the growing tide of illegal foreign workers into Japan. In 1988 men were primarily engaged in construction and factory work. The presence of these foreign men as unskilled laborers meant that Japanese industry was becoming more and more dependent upon cheap foreign labor. Soon there was a big push from Japanese industry to the Ministry of Justice to cure labor shortages by increased use of foreign "trainees." This category began to replace illegal workers and continued to fuel cheap unskilled labor into Japan's 3K industries. Student categories also assisted in supplying labor to many night- and daytime industries.
    The Government of Japan made these categories to fill the gap in its labor shortage as Japan needs unskilled labor, and the rest of Asia is willing to supply it. In regard to the two categories "entertainer" and "trainees," the problem of the labor shortage farce should be properly addressed because these categories make up the dark side of Japan's immigration law. This has also greatly contributed to the exploitation of unskilled cheap labor from Asia without proper welfare and protection by Japanese society.

  109. Re:Meanwhile in real life by bheer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    As I said, grain of salt. The point was to compare the robot-loving image of the Japanese with the Spacers (and that's not a put-down in my book), not drill into Japanese immigration policy.

    That said, my understanding of Japan's immigration policy is: guest workers (if they're skilled) are welcome, unskilled immigration is currently not. I have heard that citizenship checks are quite a bit more onerous than Europe/US though not (given Japanese culture) onerously so.

  110. weird science by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    Four high-sensitivity tactile sensors were placed under the skin of its left arm that made the android react differently to differing pressures

    he put the tactile sensors in the wrong place. ;) nothing better than having the woman turn her head sideways and say "ohh shit".

    To program her motion, a computer analysed the motions of a human and used them as a template for the way Repliee Q1 moves.

    you mean they did not scan in the covers to playboy magazine and then lightning hit the house and...

    "Repliee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying, although we obviously have a long way to go yet."

    are they really japanese scientists who made this? christ, just as they kicked our ass in automotive, and sold a playstation in every house, i see the japanese have found one more way to take our money.

    "An android could get away with it for a short time, 5-10 seconds. However, if we carefully select the situation, we could extend that, to perhaps 10 minutes," he said.

    that really was a quote from the article. i am not making it up.

    More importantly, we have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her.

    i wonder if she will short circuit in the shower??

    i wonder when the anime version comes out? alot of boys will be telling their mothers they want these robots to learn programming/electronics/ect, but in reality, there will be a whole lot of "can i stick my dick in here... or here... and what about here?"

    and i am sure some hackers will have a mod chip for the robot that turns her into a complete slut.

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    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

  111. suntory time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    love the whiskey bottles in the background - Japan's such a f'd up country - I gotta get the hell outta here

  112. TV commercial by Alsee · · Score: 1
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    - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  113. Compulsory etymological post by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

    Is a female android a gynoid?

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    No, your children are not the special ones. Nor are your pets.
  114. Guess what Apple Computer will do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally the Mac Girl come true!
    She can do everything for you! She can even play MP3!
    Let's call her iLove!

  115. Re:Meanwhile in real life by DigitumDei · · Score: 5, Informative
    According to this article, Tokyo has 2.84% of its population as immigrants.

    Now lets compare that number to these. Miami at 60%, New York at 36%, London at 28%, to name a few.

    In this day and age for a major city to be down there at 2.84%, qualifies it as 'ethnically isolationist'.

    But hey, claiming that Japan is isolationist MUST BE RACIST!

  116. And 1 meg of jecks have placed an order for. by thbigr · · Score: 1

    One that is "fully" functional.

    Dude! This is so much beter then the inflatable sheep I have.

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    Come the revolution, the Bourgeois, Capitalistic, "A PARKING STICKER HOLDERS", will be first against the wall!
  117. So by CZA2006 · · Score: 1

    No doggystyle yet?

  118. Quote from Article by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 1

    "Repliee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying..."

  119. You can have nice chats with simple bots by Alejo · · Score: 2, Funny
    http://projectwanker.com/

    The ratemylogs project is a crazy and mind breaking projection of reality. The author has created a website (X) which pretends to be offering free sex chats with beautiful women on the server side and instead it has some dumbass PHP bots. There are a lot of disclaimers laying around the website X which DO TELL there are NO WOMEN at all and instead simple digital clones of the real versions. However, nobody cares to read or, even better, nobody cares at ALL! Shocked by the quality of the conversations being developed by the horny users, the author decided to add a few more words to the disclaimer! stating that all conversations were subject to be logged and made public (this website is a perfect example!). Of course! nobody cared! Have fun with us! Read as many conversations as you want before lunch and after dinner! Rate them and comment them. Want to learn more about the silly ass bots written in php? Head to the Bots section!

    1. Re:You can have nice chats with simple bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice job of copying the text off the website, jackass.

  120. Like a Sex Machine? by bettiwettiwoo · · Score: 1

    Not too long ago, I caught the tail end of a programme on sex dolls on Australian SBS. It seemed largely concerned with sex dolls (Abyss Creations featured heavily), but also showed various sex machines. A man selling robotic body parts (head and hips respectively, both with orifices in suitable places) interviewed at some 'Adult Entertainment' expo, claimed that androids was a question of when, not if, and also that he fully expected to be selling them in the not-too-distant future. And I don't know whether he'd be that wrong considering how the porn industry seems to driving all sorts of developments these days: VHS rather than Betamax; chat rooms; jpeg; secure payment over the net ...

    I remember watching this programme thinking that Battlestar Galactica got it wrong: that blonde chick came first.

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    The liver is evil and must be punished.
    1. Re:Like a Sex Machine? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      Well what do you expect when VCs give a billion dollars to a guy with a porn site...

      scene: 'one rack' porn site operation era, pre dotcom...

      Business owner: Remember when i said i was going to see some VCs the other day?
      Admin: yeah, how'd it go?
      Business owner: you sitting down, you won't believe this..
      Admin: Alright i'm ready..
      Business owner: They just cut me a check for 1 BILLION DOLLARS
      both: Holy S%*T!!
      Admin: ... so now what?
      Business owner: *thinks for a minute, trailer of star wars prequel comes on and sees c3p0* SEX ANDROIDS!!
      Admin: *spits out coffee* OMG how to people like you get that kinda cash...

    2. Re:Like a Sex Machine? by phpWebber · · Score: 1
      I saw a RealDoll program on HBO.

      Creepy. The guys who had one gushed about how "life-like" the dolls felt.

      All I kept thinking was, "Wow! All the fun of necrophilia with none of the hassle!"

      Blegh! Something Awful commented on this phenom recently.

      What are these guys thinking (while hosing them out)?

    3. Re:Like a Sex Machine? by bettiwettiwoo · · Score: 1

      The really creepy thing about people interviewed in the SBS programme was the way all the users kept pretending that it was, oh, such a natural thing to have sex with dolls. I'm just a completely normal guy having completely normal sex with dolls. One guy had this weird rope contraption with which he could get his doll, dressed in a school uniform no less, to dangle from the ceiling in a rather bizarre fashion.

      At least the sex toy producers seemed to treat it somewhat more 'business-like'.

      Doll Producer: 'See how life-like the doll is' = sales talk

      Doll User: 'See how life-like the doll is' = actual opinion

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  121. How long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before someone comes up with a 44DD mod?

  122. That's what 'news for nerds' is about! by master_p · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying

    That's what /.ers waited for! quick, let's make the EFF (Electronic Fornication Foundation)! everybody, get your 5$s out!

  123. Let's the hacking begin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hack her and put Linux into her brain, so she can show two little fat penguins in her eyes when she's waking up!

  124. Glad its the Japanese by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful


    If it were an American female android, they would have to add the bitchiness, "I deserve ____", and then you get to loose your house that you worked for and bought and a good chunk of your income monthly as severance pay until she finds someone else to extort. The American female android would also cost a bunch more for the extra development by Indian programmers to add the American female characteristic algorithms. Oh, and they will be mass produced, so if your American female android becomes inoperable because of an "accident", the new one will be the same as the old one.

    (Note, I have never been married. This is based on my observations over the years of other marriages and the 3 women I've lived with.)

    1. Re:Glad its the Japanese by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about doing the "I, for one, welcome our new female android overlords" bit, but I think you just covered it (in slightly more words). :P

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      Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
    2. Re:Glad its the Japanese by TerranFury · · Score: 1
      >If it were an American female android...

      While we're on the topic of stereotypes: It seems that instead the researchers made a female robot that just sits there submissively and flutters its eyelids.

  125. "Repliee Q1"??? - is that pronounced... by gglaze · · Score: 1

    "Lepriee"???

    Sorry, couldn't help myself.

    Am I the only one who kept thinking that while reading aloud to myself Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro's comment:

    "Lepriee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying, although we obviously have a long way to go yet."

    But seriously, I was uder the impression 'L's and 'R's were generally difficult for native Japaneese speakers to distinguish - so how did they end up with a Japanese-built robot with this name? Does it actually have an entirely different name in Japan?

  126. You know it has AI when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it'll resent you for treating it as an object *oink oink*

  127. When robots are commonplace in society... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't want the robots that I interact with to look completly lifelike. I want to be able to easily distinguish them from other humans.

    1. Re:When robots are commonplace in society... by randyflood · · Score: 1

      I don't know what your problem is. I for one welcome our new female robot overlords.

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      Randy.Flood@RHCE2B.COM
  128. I knew someone would bring this up by AllenChristopher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "More importantly, we have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her. Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, we react to the android as if she were a woman."

    So, regardless of the old research into the Uncanny Valley, we have here some fellows who have made such a robot. It doesn't really look human, but it's very, very close. It should be smack in the middle of the valley, but look! People forget it's a robot and start interacting with it as if it were a person.

    This has always seemed more likely to me. We don't respond to monkeys as if they were repulsive. We adore them. Monkeys are very cute.

    I think maybe the issue with the uncanny valley is that if certain specific things are wrong, the simalucrum looks like it's an individual with a disease. Many computer animations of human faces look like people with some sort of brain damage. The animators try to push the puppets harder than pupptery will accept.

    This is often because the animator is trying to push the entire illusion of lipsync and emotion through facial expressions. In life, people don't really move their lips all that much. A good animator knows to keep the body moving so that the face doesn't have to do all the acting. A bad animator works out the lipsync and sticks it on a relatively still model, then starts overdriving it when it isn't convincing.

    Puppets can be startingly human without being repulsive to more than a small portion of the population. Granted, there are people with an irrational fear of marionettes, but there are people who are afraid of balloons too.

    In the end, the issues involved are so subtle, I'm more ready to blame the artistry of Mori's robots for having been repulsive than accept the idea that models which are similar to humans, but not quite there, are *inherently* repusive.

    Concluding that his research proves the existence of the uncanny valley is rather like looking at the response to Anime fanart and concluding that the more stylized a representation is, the more horrible it is. In point of fact, most fanartists just aren't very good. I think Mori's research just shows there weren't any good Robotic Face Designers yet.

    1. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by tod_miller · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Monkeys look like monkey, not something in the uncanny valley though.

      Interesting post, but what youa re saying is, that the uncanny valley is invalid for this type of interaction.

      I think people do not 'forget they are interacting with a robot' but this is because the interaction is being forced through unfamiliar terms.

      We know how to treat a VCR, an ATM or a computer, but when the inputs are not mechnical, but based on something we have painstakingly developed so not to look weird (i.e. human interaction, vocal intercourse, oh matron) - then we find ourselves trying to deal with the situation in a comfortable way:

      1) feel stupid talking to a robot
      2) ignore the robot and talk to it like a drive through microphone

      Again, I am sure that 5x9's realism will hop over the uncanny valley, but this vacant staring, cold looking skin is close enough to a human that it triggers our 'intepret human' response, and we think, ZOMG look at that freak staring at nothing, and batting her eyelids at me...

      Don't worry, I once took a photo of an old guy sat at madam tussauds (I am sure he was planted there, because he sat so still, and his skin didn't look right, as if they had put some off coloured, non-refracting (hard) make-up on him.

      So if real people can look fake, then fake things shoudl be able to look real right?

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    2. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by cgenman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One of the things about a valley is that it sticks up on both sides. People frequently misinterpret his research as a warning that the closer we get to looking human, The more wrong it will look. But that's not what he said... he said there was a region where people were forgiving of things that didn't look human, considering them impressions of humans, and regions where people scrutinize things more highly. And in this second region, if you are not highly accurate in your representation, people will respond more negatively than they would to a less accurate representation, as they are judging it by different standards.

      However, none of that says that as we get closer to looking human, the worse things will look, just that we judge things by different standards. And we may just be on the other side of that valley.

    3. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      so it was a real person acting as a wax figure? was he just there to scare people?

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      May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
    4. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Monkeys are not at all cute. Reference "you look like a monkey" and its common use as an insult for suport that others agree.

    5. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by JohnG307 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree, this android is not "smack in the middle" of the Uncanny Valley. She is in fact, to the right of it-- she is too human looking to be considered in the Valley. In my mind, something that looks very very human is only creepy when it's immediately and obviously NOT human.

      TFA says that it's possible that this thing could fool people into thinking she's real for ten seconds or so. This says to me that what would give her away is her mannerisms and actions, not the way she looks. You could stare at a picture of her all day long and not realize she wasn't human.

      Something that is smack in the middle of the Valley is something more like the characters in The Polar Express animated movie. They do look very human, but there's something you can't quite put your finger on that lets you know immediately that they are not human at all. And that's what is so disturbing.

      A Character Shot from The Polar Express

    6. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by Metryq · · Score: 1

      Actually, "the uncanny valley" kicks in when an animator does NOT push the motion hard enough. Look up "caricature" in any textbook on animation. There was a lot of very subtle animation (and very exaggerated animation) in THE INCREDIBLES, yet the figures themselves were highly stylized. The animators for FINAL FANTASY, on the other hand, shot themselves in the foot by muting all motion with "between-like" gradients (real animals don't move that way) and muting the lighting (no "modeling"). Hyperbole is what you want.

    7. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by Guuge · · Score: 1

      I can't agree that this robot is too human-like to be in the Uncanny Valley. Perhaps it is just to the left of the valley, where an obviously non-human entity is pretending to be human in a completely non-threatening way (and is therefore adorable), but I think it's more likely that it is just on the border.

      The claim that the robot could fool someone for 10 seconds is not made in the article; it's a speculative statement about androids in general, presumably in the future:

      "An android could get away with it for a short time, 5-10 seconds."

      Now look at this quote from the same person:

      "Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, we react to the android as if she were a woman."

      By some reasoning, this ought to place the robot in the middle of the Uncanny Valley, as the grandparent post claimed. On the other hand, the human-like aspects include a female appearance, breathing, and fluttering eyelids, which sound more like a robotic pet than a real human android. Give it an assertive human presence and then we'll see what's Uncanny.

    8. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't respond to monkeys as if they were repulsive. We adore them. Monkeys are very cute.

      Unless they happen to be throwing their shit at you, which is most of the time.

    9. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A caricature is far to the left of the uncanny valley, precisely because it is a highly stylized representation of a human. We can identify with Mr Incredible not because he looks and acts exactly like a human but because he is an exaggerated notion of a human. We recognize the human characteristics in him the way we recognize them in a baboon. The differences are large enough that the similarities stick out.

      Final Fantasy, on the other hand, uses characters that are intentionally realistic but recognizably nonhuman. Because they are more realistic, we notice what is "wrong," the details that make them fail the human test and slide into the uncanny valley.

      Hyperbole is the key to realism only if you are modelling Jim Carey. Normal humans in normal activities do not move excessively. Or to be more accurate, normal humans are in constant but subtle motion. Those thousands of little details make an accurate and realistic representation very difficult, because the more details you get right, the more details you must get right to keep from breaking the illusion.

    10. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 2, Funny

      http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2005/Jul/26/snap _cap.wow
      via boing-boing, pic of lolibots awaiting shipping.

    11. Re:I knew someone would bring this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's misleading to view the valley as a linear transition. Something isn't just left or right of the valley, it could be off in a hundred directions. The valley probably exists because people need an instinctive way to identify disadvantageous or dangerous traits. If the robot differs from humans in ways that suggest dangerous qualities, people won't like the robot. If it differs in ways that suggest harmlessness or usefulness, or as you suggested a robotic pet, people won't be bothered. These qualities are extremely subjective, so the same robot could appear friendly and human to one person while seeming evil and disgusting to another.

  129. clones vs. androids by Lectoid · · Score: 1
    "She can only sit though at present, so we're a long way from Blade Runner yet."

    um.... Blade Runner was about clones.....so....yea...not the same.

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    Is it just me, or do you hate it when people say "Is it just me..."?
    1. Re:clones vs. androids by Lectoid · · Score: 1

      not clones, replicants... I even previewed that tooo...

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      Is it just me, or do you hate it when people say "Is it just me..."?
  130. more PR for scifi channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is this a PR stunt for battlestar galactica UK version 4 DVD disc set on sale at best buy for $49.98 while supplies last...??

    but wait, there's a 5 disc set US version coming out sometime later

  131. Finally by pdamoc · · Score: 1

    Finally something worth hacking!

  132. interesting that you'd say Blade Runner.... by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

    There was a Philip K Dick android at Comic-Con this year. it pretty much did the same thing, sit there. It could answer some questions based on pre-scripted responses though.

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    May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
    1. Re:interesting that you'd say Blade Runner.... by sculder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, check this out: http://www.pkdandroid.org/ Dr. David Thornburg mentioned this in a conference I attended.

  133. Aw..c'mon.... by Linker3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf orgy of those. There, I said it!

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    1. Re:Aw..c'mon.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Imagine a Beowulf orgy of those"

          "Oh yeah! Brute force it, baby!"

  134. Wrong URL by The-Bus · · Score: 3, Funny
    The actual site is for the Real Doll and it's at http://www.realdoll.com./

    The dolls run from the overly stylized to the chillingly natural (another).

    The FAQ is... uh... interesting . Example:

    Question: Can you pull on her nipples hard without fear of tearing them?
    Yes, within reason. REALDOLL's nipples can withstand approximately 400% elongation before tearing.
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    Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  135. Re:Meanwhile in real life by notAyank · · Score: 1

    People in rural Japan look at me like I'm from Mars. I kind of enjoy it.

  136. Man Hands by elenaran · · Score: 1

    Geez, take a look at her hands - she's got Man Hands!!

    1. Re:Man Hands by bmalia · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was thinking.

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    2. Re:Man Hands by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      she is wearing gloves, i saw a larger image in the newspaper, they are lacy gloves not hairy man hands

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  137. Re:Meanwhile in real life by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

    japan accepts brasilian imigrants as long as theyre descendents of japanese.

    brasil has a very large japanese community, and recently many of the young generation made their way back to japan to work for a few years before comming back.

    we call these people "dekasegi"(sp?)

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  138. Disney did it first by sckienle · · Score: 1

    I know people will rightfully claim this is more than what Disney did, but this doesn't sound all that large of a leap over animatronics, from a pure mechanical point of view.

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  139. love? by myspys · · Score: 1

    why does it look like the poor doctor is looking at the android/robot with love in his eyes?

  140. After Creating R1 and Q1, researchers have decided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to skip S1, and create T1, T2, and T3, all to be patterned after the governor of California, so that he may be able to attend more than one event at a time. No one will no the difference.

  141. No more Distributed Development, with Karl Fogel? by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    How come the last story only has 72 comments? ya pervs! :-)

    Seriously, as many have said the Uncanny valley plays a part here - and they seem to have hit rock bottom, euch!

    I am just itching for the feminists to quip 'why does the fembot have to have soft skin and tits!'. Well I think it looks quite scarey.

    Lets see if they go the route of a more beautiful simplified face (that is, an abstract, aesthetically pleasing, but not 'sexually beautiful' face) or trying to make it so real, that it entices us.

    You see, the funny thing is, men like women, but they pissed us off so much that we are just trying to replace them now, with ones that can at least run linux! :-)

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  142. Yeah, but his first robot was supposed to be a kid by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    TFA says his first was modeled after a five-year old Japanese girl.

    I find something creepy and totally Japanese about that. It makes total sense and yet makes me ill all at the same time.

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    Sig for hire.
  143. off at a tangent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow I'm in love! Where do I insert coins for my 5min of pleasure?

  144. Need more actuators by kalirion · · Score: 1

    at present, she has 31 actuators in her upper body

    Somehow I don't think it's the upper body movements that will be so important to most, ahem, enthusiasts.

  145. Isn't this the LAST thing needed... by haakondahl · · Score: 1

    ... in a country with a falling birthrate? Japan can't muster enough children to pay for retirement benefits in twenty years, and they come up with this?

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  146. Nice quote by trawg · · Score: 1

    I love this quote from the article (under one of the images): "Scientists think that, one day, robots could fool us into believing they were human"

    Man, those scientists! Always coming up with wacky, far out ideas. I can't think of anyone else that has ever suggested that, one day, robots could fool us into believing they were human.

    SARAH CONNOR?!

  147. Somehow I think sitting .. by kinglink · · Score: 1

    is the last thing she'll be doing. Knowing the japanese mentality, I'm sure someone is already working on changing a few things to make her the first active sex bot.

    But she is pretty hot, I can't deny that.

  148. Re:Just sits there? Perfect! by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    That would be because they are glove-covered hands. It's likely much too complicated to make realistic fingers.

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  149. Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Now if I can get two of these I can have a three-way!

  150. MOD PARENT UP by objekt · · Score: 0

    Thanks for saying what I was thinking.

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  151. Sexy Losers already had this... by Hyperhaplo · · Score: 0
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  152. You know what you are? You're a.... by dthrall · · Score: 1
    sick, sick necrophiliac...
    maybe the real future of AI robots designed to please men will be made with the parts of deceased women.
    You do realize what you just said, right?
    1. Re:You know what you are? You're a.... by Mahou · · Score: 1

      and what's wrong with that? you intolerant clod!

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  153. Imagineering by macshome · · Score: 1

    From the pictures in the article I've seen stuff this good at Disney World.

  154. Keep the robot if you want... by Ray+Alloc · · Score: 0

    ... while I keep the real japanese girl for myself :-)

  155. Torrent for the videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a link for the torrent file including the three example videos at http://ed-02.ams.eng.osaka-u.ac.jp/lab/development /Humanoid/ReplieeQ1/ReplieeQ1_eng.htm.

    * The example of humanlike motions - 35MB
    * The example 2 - 18MB
    * The idling motions - 71MB

    http://kor.setti.info/ReplieeQ1.torrent

  156. Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by kahei · · Score: 1


    Moving the goal posts, eh? I was talking about immigration, not citizenship -- although Japanese citizenship is certainly easier to get than Korean or Chinese, and probably easier to handle than the blank wall of hostility that is the 'policy' of the UK.

    I would hardly call your example an 'abuse of policy'. She isn't a citizen. Bummer. At least she's allowed to stay. Try China.

    But I swear something like 10% of Japanese marry non-Japanese; it's got to be the highest ratio ever. And the success of books like 'Darling wa gaikokujin' underlines the point yet further; Japanese LOVE the idea of mixing with foreigners to the point that a very high proportion of them are willing to _marry_ pretty much just on that basis alone. This makes Japan a good place for lonely people to visit.

    Crazy? Undoubtedly. Stupid? Hrm. Isolationist? In slashdot, maybe, but not in real life.

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    1. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by Nexx · · Score: 5, Informative

      Japan is not isolationist. However, Japanese people are some of the most racist people you'll meet. Before you start turning on your flame throwers, please bear in mind I am Japanese. I grew up there for a while, moved to the US, and then spent 2.5 years there as an adult.

      Having said all that, if you're white or Japanese, then you have nothing to fear from their racism. Heavens help you if you're any other ethnicity; the stereotype is that you're poor and you're probably going to end up as a criminal.

      Fortunately, these views are changing, but it will take a long, long time before cultural outlook and stereotype change sufficiently.

    2. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard that black people are the new fad over there (thanks in part to Bob Sapp).

      But, the stuff I've heard and read is that it's still hollow (like about, ahem, size).

    3. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by Shihar · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it 'moving the goal post'. I mean, if immigration is just letting someone in to work, then the US had a really liberal immigration policy with Africa a few hundred years ago. You could work your entire life AND get free transport over along with housing accommodations and excellent job security for the remainder of your (short) life.

      As far as Korea or China, I think you misunderstood me if you thought I was implying those societies were a bastion of tolerance and free loving immigration policies. My girlfriend's parents are from Taiwan. I can honestly say that I have never met more racist people in my entire life. They are sweet and very nice to me, but they have the most convoluted racial and cultural stereotypes stuck in their heads. It is innocent in the sense that they believe things more out of sheer ignorance then anything else, but it is still vaguely disturbing. All Japanese are monsters, marrying a white guy makes you successful, and black men are scary criminals that have massive penises. If I had been half black and half Japanese I am sure my girlfriend's parents would have shit themselves. Worst still, it isn't even isolated to her parents. They have more relatives then in the US then I do, and nearly all of the ones not born in the US carry the same racist stereotypes.

      If anything, it is a testament to how well the US integrates other cultures. My girlfriend, despite her parents and relatives, is hippie sociologist who would kick my ass if I ever even so much as thought a racist remark.

    4. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by NetFu · · Score: 1

      What you're saying is very true as far as their racism line being drawn at the point where you are white or Japanese.

      But, to be fair, as far as asian culture the Japanese are not alone in the practice of that kind of racism.

      I'm German-American and my wife is Vietnamese. But, I dated a lot of asian women from many different countries before I got married, mainly because I moved from the midwest (South Dakota where literally 99.8% of the population is white) to California when I was 20.

      There are so many asian people in California that I've dated (and become very familiar with) Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Laotian, Philipino, Korean, and Thai women. Growing up in a virtually all white culture, I couldn't tell them apart, although now I can. So, of course, it never occurred to me that they would discriminate against each other -- they are all asian!

      But the most amazing thing to me was to discover that they all had that discrimination in common. They, and all their families, all absolutely hated and belittled people from every other asian culture. You wouldn't believe the terrible things they would say -- I mean, some of it I can't or don't want to repeat.

      My wife is still the same way, but to be honest becoming Americanized is helping her to become more tolerant -- say what you want about Americans, but we are a hell of a lot more tolerant than any asians I've ever met from any of the countries mentioned above. Any of them will tell you that Chinese people are cheap and money-grubbing, Japanese people are weak/sick people and not really asian anyway, Laotians are just plain cheap and poor, Vietnamese are poor and willing to do anything for any amount of money, Koreans are brutal/mean and ugly, and Thais are lazy.

      They'll tell you those things generally like I said, except about their own ethnic group. And, if they have to work/collaborate with any of those other asian people, they'll hide the discrimination until they separate into their own groups at lunch or during breaks.

      I've lived and worked in California for 15 years, and I still see this today in workplaces and schools. My step-daughter (100% Vietnamese) is 17 and tells me the same things about her high school. Kids generally tend to separate into ethnic clichs instead of the nerds/jocks/popular clichs I had when I was a kid, but some don't care like my step-daughter. I'm very sure the ethnic clichs are driven by the racism those kids are constantly exposed to at home from their immigrant parents.

      Anyway, the point is that this deeply-embedded racism that people always talk about Japanese people having is actually common to pretty much all the people from east-asian cultures that I've ever met.

    5. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by moogleii · · Score: 1

      And we're talking isolationism

      She isn't a citizen. Bummer. At least she's allowed to stay. Try China.

      How about comparing to somewhere a little more free, and developed, somewhere more comparable to Japan...somewhere like...America!

      I note that the descendants of African slave labor are allowed to stay AND have citizenship. Hot damn! This is probably true of England as well. But in Japan, descendents of Korean slave labor are allowed to stay but are stripped of their citizenship. Hrm. Isolationist? Probably.

      Naturalization procedure: http://www.debito.org/naturalization.html

      Proof and pudding: according to the above Washington Post article, the equivalent of the TOTAL NUMBER OF ALL FOREIGNERS IN JAPAN (just over one percent of Japan's population) naturalize into the United States recently EVERY YEAR. Or, according to the US Census Bureau, 1300 would-be immigrants every day enter America (Daily Yomiuri, Nov 25, 1996, p.3). That means that America absorbs all of Japan's annual intake of foreigners in just over a week! AND THAT MATTERS This is not a statistic to ignore. Just about *every single American* here reading this html has or has ancestors who went through a version of this process--my Polish great-grandparents in the 1910's, and my British dad in 1972. On the other hand, practically NO Japanese can claim this background, indicating a great deal about assimilation. If you're not born it, you have to claim it. Not all that many do. But anyway, my point is this: this should all come as no surprise. Obviously, Japan is going to be far behind accepting foreigners legally, given what we know about Japan's history, constant refusal of refugees and active export of illegal immigrants, and social attitudes towards strangers in general. And even more so when compared to the US--the US is the real outlier in the world when it comes to absorbing extranationals. (Anybody else want to give me more information about other countries?)

      Granted it's a bit dated (1996), and we are talking about america, but from what I recall, proportionally, Japan's annual intake has always been incredibly low, something like less than 0.01% relative to total population, whereas America has been around less than 0.4% total population? It's interesting to note that, even today in 2005, Japan is still 99% ethnic Japanese according to the CIA world factbook. http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ ja.html

      Btw, as far as I know, if those two mixed couples should decide to get a divorce, and already have kids, well, the foreigner of the pair will get the shaft as far as custody rights go. But I admit I'm not sure how that policy compares to other free nations.

    6. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Let me connect a few dots for you: ... I moved from the midwest (South Dakota where literally 99.8% of the population is white) ...

      My step-daughter (100% Vietnamese) is 17 and tells me the same things about her high school. Kids generally tend to separate into ethnic clichs instead of the nerds/jocks/popular clichs I had when I was a kid ...

      This concludes my lesson for today.

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    7. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I swear something like 10% of Japanese marry non-Japanese

      Yeah, because the Japanese culture is so sexist that Japanese women prefer non-Japanese men. And the Japanese men prefer caucasian women, because they're not the stupid cows that sexist culture demands Japanese women be.

    8. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by coaxial · · Score: 1

      But, the stuff I've heard and read is that it's still hollow (like about, ahem, size).

      A friend of mine went to Japan on a buisness trip a few years ago. Him, and the other Americans he was with went out to a bar one night. There was this one Japanese girl that kept hitting on this married black guy that was with him. Eventually, the black guy got fed up with it and said, "White guy biiig. Black guy small." It worked, because she got pissed off and left. My friend (who is white) turned and said, "Finally. The truth comes out." :)

    9. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, look, the 0.2% of non-whites did NOT separate along ethnic lines. He was just a loner from what I could tell.

    10. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      While what you said is true overall, it is extremely easy for dark-skinned people to get in bed with japanese women. I'm not sure if they do it out of rebellion, to piss off their parents, or because of the increasing popularity of hiphop, but it's pretty much a gurantee that the cutest girls in most highschools and unviersities are dating black american military men stationed here.

      Not that I'm complaining, but it's the truth. A black guy can sit in a bar for 10 minutes and walk out with three phone numbers. The parents usually get furious, though.

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  157. Quote from TFA by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

    Scientists think that, one day, robots could fool us into believing they were human

    Way to go out on a limb there,guys. Though that's a shocking prediction, I find it hard to argue against it.

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    1. Re:Quote from TFA by stuckinarut · · Score: 1

      Is there a defintion of a test that a robot would have to pass to be a convincing human? All the senses would need to be covered, sight, sound, touch, smell and even taste! The Turing Test does the job for sound, the Loebner Prize rewards anyone that can accomplish this. Perhaps there should be prizes for the other senses as well?

  158. Re:Just sits there? Perfect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if certain functions are powered by an air compressor, does that mean she can blow??!

  159. not enough silicone by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    She could use a bit more silicone in certain areas.

  160. Maybe it's just me... by coldcite · · Score: 1

    But I think I readed this sometime ago... even watched a TV news report about that same robot in March or so.

  161. I can see the quotes now... by fracai · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think there is a world market for maybe five sexbots. (Thomas Watson of IBM)

    Where the ENIBOT is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, sexbots in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons. (Popular Mechanics)

    Most sexbots will probably still occupy a large room, however, because of the space needed for the ancillary software - the tapes and cards to be fed in, the operating staff, and the huge piles of paper for printing out the results. (Prof Desmond King-Hele)

    The Sexintosh uses an experimental device called a breast. There is no evidence that people want to use these things. (John Dvorak)
    No one knows what to do with seven sexbots at one time. (PC Week Magazine)

    Hello everybody out there using minsex - I'm doing a (free) sexbot system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) ATbot clones. (Linus Torvalds)

    and of course...

    640K ought to be enough for anybody. (Bill Gates)

    http://www.sysprog.net/quothist.html

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  162. wait till a slashdotter gets ahold of her by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    she will have pringles cans for arms and and old coffee maker for her left shoulder and disposable cammeras for eyes , But she will be able to read the error codes from your car or any car within 500 meters, steal the neighbors wireless connection and proxy it 6 miles to your cousins house, oh yea and make coffee.

  163. So... by Yolegoman · · Score: 1

    does she run Linux?

  164. A different kind of slashdot effect by djfray · · Score: 1

    ...Robot renamed to "Slashdot" after receiving hundreds of thousands of orders for female androids from patrons of Slashdot.

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  165. Looking for an Easy lay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human: HI
    ALICE: Hello there.
    Human: YOU KNOW ABOUT THE UNCANNY VALLEY?
    ALICE: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
    Human: YOU WANNA SCREW?
    ALICE: OK, I will SCREW.

  166. Re:Meanwhile in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't it just be that Tokyo is not as atractive as other cities?

    I mean, huge language barriers, high cost of living and all that...

  167. Imagine a Beowolf cluster of those by cryptochrome · · Score: 1

    Am I really the first person to say this?

    Yes I do expect them to ask if she runs linux, and I'm sure they plan have all sorts of useless little things they want to install in her.

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  168. jeez by TheAnonymousX · · Score: 1

    And I thought Data was creepy.

  169. Woohoo, female terminators! by CYDVicious · · Score: 1

    FTFA: "She can be designed to follow the movement of a human wearing motion sensors or to act independently. " Great, once they have some mobility and balace/stability, send a squad of these built with a bullet resistent armor, set to tracking mode and send them off to iraq/terrorist zone/war zone etc...headshot...headshot...headshot...headshot... Who would shoot back at a *less dressed* female carrying a nice big gun...I suppose they could be redesigned to match the visually pleasing preference of the so called "enemy" for extra bonus.

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  170. Obligatory anime/manga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So we're a long way from Blade Runner yet."

    Blade Runner, maybe...

    But the next version of it will be a Saber Marionette. They just need to put in the otome kairo circuitry.

  171. Wow.. reality mirrors cartoon-ity! by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 1

    This comment reminded me of an episode of Futurama, wherein Fry fell in love with a Lucy Liu android.

    Woohoo! Bring on the hot Lucy Liu bots!!!

    er.. *ahem*

  172. I have the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Japanses fellow and his cohorts should work together with the people from Real Doll. Together, they could make things more interesting. Imagine buying a working, non-complaining, emotionally-neutral girlfriend that will gladly watch an entire season of Stargate with you in one sitting.

  173. Re:Meanwhile in real life by timster · · Score: 1

    ...being destroyed over and over again...

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  174. Re:Meanwhile in real life by PancakeMan · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing on NPR that even a single parking ticket can prevent you from obtaining Japanese citizenship.

  175. It is just you by tod_miller · · Score: 2, Funny

    You sicko... now where was I... yes. realdoll.com... hmmmmmm nice...

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  176. The VISA card commercial will come true by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Remember the visa card "fraud" commercial where the lady is under the hair dryer and speaking in a male geeks voice? "I can now build my robot....a FEMALE robot...this is going to be the best prom ever"...

  177. Is anyone else reading this sick stuff??? by uberfrank · · Score: 1
    "Before Repliee Q1, Professor Ishiguro developed Repliee R1 which had the appearance of a five-year-old Japanese girl. Its head could move in nine directions and it could gesture with its arm."
    This is just wrong...
  178. Do editors read other sites??? by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

    This was posted on Engadget like months ago.

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    1. Re:Do editors read other sites??? by bobcat7677 · · Score: 1

      It was also posted on slashdot a couple times before...we have graduated from dups to triplicate posts... Though I can't find the original posts now...stupid search function:(

  179. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this has already been covered in Discovery channel ages ago..

  180. Re:Meanwhile in real life by Nexx · · Score: 1

    Uhm. English is nearly universally taught. Cities like Miami, New York, London, etc. use English as primary languages, lowering the barrier of immigration that much lower. BTW, what's the immigrant quotient of other Asian cities like Kuala Lumpur or Shanghai?

  181. she won't do windows by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

    Let me know when they develop a female android that is also an assassin and has an invisibility cloak and can jack into the net and drives around in AI tanks. Then I'll be impressed.

  182. GirlFriend 1.0 Software by katchins · · Score: 1

    Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before).

    At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

    The features he'd like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0 include:

    • A "Don't remind me again" button
    • Minimize button
    • An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 to be installed with the option to uninstall at any time without the loss of cache and other systemresources.
    • An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.

    I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another thing that sucks -- all versions of Girlfriend continually pop-up little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0

    BUG WARNING

    Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

    BUG WORK-AROUNDS

    To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as LapLink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0.

    Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidentally be downloaded from the UseNet.

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  183. I know where this is going by Tachikoma · · Score: 1

    They will start sucking the "ghosts" out of little girls and putting them into these 'androids'.
    They will drive 'normal' prostitues out of business, leading to the 'ho'-riots of every major city.

    The real question of ethics is this : If I can pre-order Halo3 now, waaaay before it comes out, why can't I pre-order a japenese-android-12year-old-sex-slave?

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  184. Ob. by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our hot female robot overlords...

  185. codebot by c0n0 · · Score: 1

    ok, so now my job will be outsourced to a robot! It's ok though, I find comfort in the fact that this robot will lose his job to another robot in india.

  186. Arms Race by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Interesting
    And by arms I mean what sort of weaponry does she contain?

    I mean, sex bot is all well and good, but if she can also act as a ninja body guard with enough weapons to take out a hardened military target, well, where do I order?

    1. Re:Arms Race by CodeMunch · · Score: 1
      And by arms I mean what sort of weaponry does she contain?

      Machine gun jubblies, of course.

    2. Re:Arms Race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First and foremost though, I think they need to be aesthetically pleasing enough to harden my military target.

    3. Re:Arms Race by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      And by arms I mean what sort of weaponry does she contain?

      Dude, women have always had a weapon. It's called a "pussy". The military application for the use of this weapon is when women are promoted to spies.

      Sheesh, haven't you watched James Bond 007?

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  187. Re:As my friend who showed this to me last night s by eviltypeguy · · Score: 1

    Hardly, this has little to do with that. One of the main reasons they have population problems is because there are far more males born then females. Gender imbalance and other things in the population are the real issue here, of course this being slashdot pithy reasonings like the above seem more logical. However, the research shows otherwise:

    http://www.financeasia.com/articles/52A158FE-9027- 7E17-4B0C7486108D420D.cfm

  188. That's nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But does it swallow?

  189. These guys need to hook up with Real Dolls.... by Lester67 · · Score: 1

    Then we'll be on to something. :-)

  190. Lego's can do more than that. by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    I think it's cool, but gosh, the mindstorm lego set can do all of that and more. Where is the new cool stuff? This is almost a disappointment to me.

  191. Imagine by hkb · · Score: 1

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these. No, REALLY this time!

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  192. Re:Politically incorrect, Re:Here's an even... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just poured hot grits down my pants!

  193. Re: Proof in TFA by LordEd · · Score: 1

    "Repliee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying, although we obviously have a long way to go yet."

    Taken in your context...

  194. snore... this isn't "news" -- this is "olds" by dep01 · · Score: 1

    I saw this on Technovelgy a month and a half ago..

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  195. hmm... by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    Will it be a crime if someone rapes a robot? Can a robot be raped? I keep thinking of the movie A.I. where they had sex robots. Seems a bit to weird for me.

  196. You got it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Porn didn't fund the internet, vcr, or DVDs. They just jumped on board once they already existed. PrOn venture capitalists? Get real.

    1. Re:You got it backwards by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      get a sense of humor. I didn't say porn funded the internet, but that it was the driving factor behind it's adoption and improvement.

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  197. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5, Funny!

  198. Re:Meanwhile in real life by DigitumDei · · Score: 1

    Also in the article I linked to: "Singapore at 33 percent, ... Abidjan, Ivory Coast, at 30 percent"

    One Asian, one African.

  199. Re:Meanwhile in real life by pcgabe · · Score: 1

    It is Godzilla season. We must kill him many times.

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  200. Re:Meanwhile in real life by @madeus · · Score: 1

    Couldn't it just be that Tokyo is not as atractive as other cities?
    I mean, huge language barriers, high cost of living and all that...


    I found the statistics in the previous post interesting.

    There could be something in that, in that Japan is very expensive to live in (ven more so than London and New York) and probably has much less space for poorer immigrants than sprawling cities. It's amazing to look at the Google satellite images of Japan and see that every inch of habitable space (i.e. anything that isn't mountainous) seems to be filled already.

    This is very unlike the ever expanding London for example, which seems to consist almost predominantly of poor immigrants, and has done for over a century - it just continues to expand and take people on board with cheap to live, squalid and dirty pockets everywhere (right next to 2 bedroom flats worth half a million UKP). Of course there are far too many council estates in central London which artificially keep the price down and the area's nasty and crime ridden [East London, I'm looking at you], which forces regular people ever further out to the suburbs, and drives up house prices in what is already the most expensive city to live in in Europe (bitch moan, etc).

    Another significant factor might be that Japan is so physically isolated, as well as culturally isolated in that the US and UK are particularly popular because English is so dominant.

    It's an interesting theory that the lack of availably of cheap immigrant labour (as used in the US and across Western Europe) for all sort of crappy low paying menial jobs drives some of the interest in robotics. I think it's a good approach too, because it frees up human's for more interesting jobs (like erm, building robots 8).

  201. Not that much different from a modern woman by e2d2 · · Score: 2

    Considering how fake women are these days (tits, hair, makeup, lipo, injections, botox, etc) is it really that much different from an android? At least this one can have a built-in dual purpose vacuum and warez games for you while you're at work..

  202. Re: by Federico2 · · Score: 1


    >Also, when will her multi-user support be tested?

    They are just preparing the testbed.

  203. Prof. Ishiguru by Billy+Donahue · · Score: 1


    Has anyone ever seen Prof. Ishiguru and
    William Gibson in the same room?
    Hmm...

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    -- The Funk, The Whole Funk, And Nothing But The Funk
  204. Evolution of Intelligent Design by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    God created man first and then created woman from man's rib. You could argue that males were God's beta and females are the point-ohh release. So this guy has taken God's point-ohh release as a starting point and made something completely different. Since this is his beta, I would imagine that his point-ohh release will be better than human females. Women should be quaking in their boots right now because their replacement is surely at hand.

    Imagine the utopia... never needing to talk things over, or develop close relationships with women. Never needing to say "I'm worry, I was wrong". Never needing to go on another shopping trip. Never needing to remember "important dates". And getting laid anytime you want to with porno starlet quality. Yes. the future is so bright, I gotta wear shades. I also think a certain Japanese professor needs to thank Realdoll.com for the body design... ;P

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    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
    1. Re:Evolution of Intelligent Design by SilentShriek · · Score: 1

      Unless artificial insemination protocol and incubation procedures are included in the point-ohh release, they can't be that much better than the real thing.

      Who will carry on the insipid machismo without a little procreation?

    2. Re:Evolution of Intelligent Design by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      Procreation? Who cares? We've got a surplus population. Let's reduce it in a humane way by preventing procreation. I say that earth won't be livable until we're down to a total global population of 500,000 people. The only real reason to have sex these days is purely pleasure.

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      -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  205. Android=Male, Gynoid=Female by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    gynoid, gynoidal: A robot shaped like or in the form of a woman as opposed to an android (like a man).
    http://www.wordphiles.info/image-word-unit1/word-i mage4.html

  206. This Can't Be Right! by blueZhift · · Score: 1

    No way! This can't be right, the breasts aren't nearly big enough and she's wearing too much clothing. I know, I saw it on the anime!

  207. Animatronics?! by vhogemann · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm getting this wrong... but how this female android is different from what Jim Henson's Creature Shop does!?

    Yeah, I know that the muppets aren't quite human like... but they done some very human like characters too...

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    ---- You know how some doctors have the Messiah complex - they need to save the world? You've got the "Rubik's" complex
  208. Alternative Obligatory Futurama Quote... by Open_The_Box · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, check it out here, six beautiful devices. They know what you like and they'll do it to within a tolerance of one micron!

    --
    If you can't think of something nice to say then don't say anything at all. No, REALLY.
  209. maybe not so much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ".....My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for."

    You're not that smart. If you were, then you'd have said--

      "My crime: outsmarting you, something which you will never forgive."

    1. Re:maybe not so much by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      No. If he were REALLY smart, he would learn how to make friends and quit whining on Slashdot. As it is, he's just another recalcitrant sociopath that has memorized a list of commands to operate a computer instead of doing his homework.

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      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    2. Re:maybe not so much by Grail · · Score: 1

      So give the kid a sexbot already, it'll keep him out of circulation for long enough that the dumb but polite people can breed.

      Though I do worry about sexbots dehumanising intimate relationships - sex on tap, not just on tap but on demand. Kid interacts with sexbot too much, goes out into public and starts wondering if the women feel like the sexbot in bed, but hasn't learned about that "consent" thing yet. Oops, we've just created a monster.

  210. These have been around since 1737... by metternich · · Score: 2, Informative

    Vaucanson's Flute Player was a a female android.

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    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
  211. Re:Meanwhile in real life by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    I think the country is crowed already and the people have a right to limit immigration.

    The Liberatarian idea of open and free immigration is a dead myth. When this Country was founded, you could move off in the woods, pick a place, and build your own house. Wake up people, those days are gone. People have to compete for housing now, that why my property is valued at $170K, just for the land! I personally think that's way to much for land, but the population growth is driving land costs up, and job income down.

    You think I'm kidding? The H1 B visa limit in 2001, 2002, 2003 was 195,000, now its not 65,000. Rember what the job market was like then, it sucked. Think there was a coincidence between the recession that hit the IT industry, and the number of H1-Bs granted?

    Its they're country. They want to keep wages high, and they want to keep the price of land down. (Down in this case is relative.)

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    If someone is passing you on the right, you are an asshole for driving in the wrong lane.
  212. Stepford Wives, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want one in the Nicole Kidman form factor! I'll just replace her Hubbard firmware with a hacked one and have a lot of f******* with her (it?).

  213. Brrr by tsa · · Score: 1

    This gives me the creeps. Women are themselves scary enough, but a female robot?

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    -- Cheers!

  214. Re:Meanwhile in real life by metamatic · · Score: 1

    A bounced check can prevent you from obtaining US citizenship.

    (It's pretty amusing watching Americans talk about how awful Japanese immigration and citizenship laws are...)

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  215. Is this really new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't people in the movie industry been building things like this for decades? The damn thing only sits. What makes it a "robot" then? (Does it dream of electric sheep? haha)

    Not only has this existed under the name "animatronics" for decades, but this article itself is OLD NEWS, reposted from over a month ago.

    1. Re:Is this really new? by sinrtb · · Score: 1

      I think because all the processing power comes from inside the robot is how they are defining it.

  216. Personocoms! WAHOOOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CHI! CHI! CHI!

    For those of you who are not also big Anime geeks (what am I saying? Of course everyone loves Anime ...), a "Personocom" is a human-like android from the Anime "Chobits".

  217. Best. Throughput. Ever. by @madeus · · Score: 1

    Will it run linux if I insert my usb "flesh" stick?

    You jest, but have you ever calculated the (awesome) data throughput of a male organ in terms of sperm transfer rate (Things for network engineers to do when they are bored #362)?

    The only downside to utilising this interface for data transmission is very 'bursty' traffic patterns and the likelihood of an unpleasant installation procedure for the required 'Johnny Mnemonic'-esque equipment.

  218. Uncanny valley: perhaps a biological rationale? by golodh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am not a biologist, but I feel that the 'uncanny valley' idea makes sense and would like to suggest a possible rationale for the existence of the 'uncanny valley'.

    I believe that the 'uncanny valley' can be understood as meaning that people judge objects (tools, toys, furniture, mechanical looking robots), plants, and animals by very different standards than other humans.

    Objects, plants, humans are, I think, judged by: are they harmful, are they useful, are they cute?

    Other humans are judged with a view to the fact that they may either compete with us or assist us. I mean competition in a biological sense (food, shelter,mates), and in a societal sense (place in a group).

    Now there is a strong tendency to refer to other humans in 'them-and-us' terms. The 'thems' usually being viewed negatively since they are a potential threat.

    Even tiny differences between humans (e.g. skin colour, eye fold, language, culture) can lead to their being identified as 'thems' and as threats. Take racism, nationalism, and religious fundamentalism for example.

    Now the more human-like qualities an object gains, the more the rules for judging other humans would apply, and the greater the chance of the 'object' falling afoul of one of the many triggers for antipathy that humans have towards other humans.

    What do you think?

    1. Re:Uncanny valley: perhaps a biological rationale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you think?

      I think your post was both insightful and well written. I'm going to have to ask you to hand over your login, you don't belong here. Please use this handy box to store your personal effects and wait for security to escort you out.

    2. Re:Uncanny valley: perhaps a biological rationale? by Onan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, I think it's a little simpler than that.

      One of the most fundamental behaviours that evolution demands is successful reproduction. That's actually surprisingly complex thing to enforce in instinct: you don't need to just have a generic desire to fuck things, you need to pair that with a very strong ability to find the correct things to fuck. That means a whole lot of code to recognize members of the correct species and gender, and react very differently to them.

      This produces strong and complex responses to entities that appear to straddle or blur these lines. This is why transgendered people, anthropomorphic animals, and homosexual sex produce such strong and mixed reactions in people: they tickle this deeply ingrained border between what is fuckable and what is not. (Please note that I'm not taking a moral stance on any of these, or trying to suggest that they represent "mistakes of evolution" or any such nonsense.)

      Something that blurs the line between human and not (and particularly a human of your desired gender) seems as if it would obviously trigger this same response.

  219. Re:Meanwhile in real life by DigitumDei · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have no problem with a country limiting who's allowed to live there (taking up jobs and land etc).

    I do have a problem with someone (the person I originally replied to) implying that there is a lot of immigration into Japan, and then going on to imply that it's racist to claim otherwise.

    Was just pointing out that he cannot claim there is a lot of immigration into Japan, not commenting on morality of their laws.

  220. Passing the Turing test? by houghi · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I ask her a question and she just sits there, would that be passing the Turing test, because that happens with real women when I ask them something.

    Naturally we all know there is previous art: http://realdoll.com/

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    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
  221. OLD NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was shown off at some robot conference about 3 months ago - and the general reaction from attendees was that she was "creepy" because she was human-looking but not quite.

  222. The Perfect /. Date! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    'Nuff said.

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  223. I can't wait until the Case Modders get hold of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can just picture Ultra Blue LEDs and plexiglass panel inserts in all sorts of weird locations

    It's be interesting to see where they pur the fam control knobs at, huh?

    Also interesting is the fact my "non-script" confirmation word is "adultery"...

  224. is it... by Ostien · · Score: 1

    Is it already autonomically correct or will that come in the next firmware upgrade?

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    Reality is a big nasty dragon. Fortunately I don't believe in dragons.
  225. Japanese Spelling Nazi by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Informative

    Joo Puburicu

    I think you meant "Joo Paburikku" ;)

    1. Re:Japanese Spelling Nazi by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      I think you meant ")^E- /\^ -,' |/ /-).

      er...being that Slashdot apparently doesn't like Unicode (nor the degree sign..argh!), that's the best I can do. Anyone have a better way to write l33takana?

    2. Re:Japanese Spelling Nazi by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      Use a Mozilla based browser, and it will automatically use the style unicode that's compatible with ISO-Latin pages.

    3. Re:Japanese Spelling Nazi by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      Heh, slashdot ate my &#...;

    4. Re:Japanese Spelling Nazi by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      I'm using Firefox, and it's not working. Most HTML escapes don't work. It's a problem with the Slash software.

  226. just go to disney world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just go to disney world. plenty of stuff like this there.

  227. I for one... by monopole · · Score: 1

    ...Welcome our new perscom overlords! I'm putting in an advance order for the Chi model today.

  228. Re:Meanwhile in real life by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    There I met a woman who had lived in Japan all her life, but was the grand parents of imported Korean labor.

    Her clone gave birth to Korean laborers?

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    Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  229. I'm delighted about the advancement by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ....maybe now the price of those real human women will finally come down.

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    -Styopa
  230. Oblig. Futurama ref .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you love me LucyLiuBot?

  231. Two dreams with one by phorm · · Score: 1

    And not only that, but you could mod your girlfriend. Install a mute button or some other... more interesting... attachment.

  232. Mod up parent by GoClick · · Score: 1

    That's a hoot.

    Isn't anyone else disturbed that it looks like a corpse?

    I mean seriously the human brain is VERY good at picking out people from not people, this chunk of plastic doesn't pass my filters my brain tells me it's a corpse not a living person which naturaly causes my various body functions to go into their protective states and make me want to leave... not a real good selling point, someone should send them a makup pack with about 1/2 a L of blush

  233. The point being... by springMute · · Score: 1

    Chobits. Why carry a laptop around if you can have it walk by itself? And, you know, it can always have that little extra feature...

  234. Dear Japan, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're wierd, we get it.

    - Gabe

    PS.
    Please send pocky.

  235. Michael Jackson by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who, at first glimpse, thought that robot was michael jackson?

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    printf("Goodbye cruel world!\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b");
  236. Re:Meanwhile in real life by Golias · · Score: 1

    When this Country was founded, you could move off in the woods, pick a place, and build your own house.

    You still can. Homesteading still goes on from time to time, and the land will still be free for the taking as long as you agree to live on it.

    The downside is, you have to live in a house out in the woods in the middle of North Dakota or Alaska or somewhere like that. Most people would rather pay $200k - $1M for a house near an urban center.

    --

    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  237. Re:Meanwhile in real life by moogleii · · Score: 1
    Ummm, yeah no. Japan has probably the highest barriers to naturalization of any modern nation. I noticed you contrasted Japan with China. Um, yeah China is kinda, you know, not a free nation.

    Check this link out: http://www.debito.org/

    There are several photos there of government backed signs clearly targetting foreigners as "dangerous" or more likely to be criminal. Then there's the exceptionally high propensity for Japan to deny refugee status (compared to other *free* nations), and instead just divert them to other countries.

  238. Re:Just sits there? Perfect! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Both: blow and suck.

  239. A buried detail by ikegami · · Score: 4, Informative

    I saw a mini-documentary on this robot last month on Discovery Planet (during their "Japan Week").

    This robot is not self-sufficient. It's power supply (in the form of compressed air) is external to its body. The article mentioned this, but the comment ("powered by a nearby air compressor") was easy to miss.

    I also found her movements to be a bit rough. It's been a while, so I don't remember exactly what I found wrong with them, but it might be related to her limited range of movement. They were talking about the need to increase (double??) the number of "motors" (or whatever you call what she uses).

    They were examining her motion by having someone wear motion detectors on a person and having the robot mimic the person's movements. They probably had motio detectors on her too -- I don't remember -- to compare the difference.

  240. Gynoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gynoid is the proper term for a robot that appears female. Doesn't sound very sexy, I know.

    - anonymous misandrist

  241. military-industrial applications gap? by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Japan capitalized on non-military applications of the transistor in the Sixties, making Sony and Panasonic among the most-recognized brand names in the world. It had no immediate stake in the Cold War, aside from real estate on Okinawa, so the "guns or butter" scales tipped toward Japan, Inc.

    Any lesson there for modern murkins? We'll probably produce a walking, talking, six-legged grenade (if we haven't already), long before we see anything like a human face come out of Ford, IBM or Apple. I look forward to a century of cultural hegemony radiating from Japan, or at least the Pearl Coast of China, in the field of personal robotics.

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    ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
  242. ...unconsciously, we react? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...subconsciously, we react...
    hmmmmm

  243. Lesson to Women by khalathas · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you reject too much. Geeks will find a way to replace you in whatever means they can. Help stop this disaster...date a geek.

    1. Re:Lesson to Women by grikdog · · Score: 1

      Pris, as you recall, preferred toy soldiers to geeks. No accounting for taste, even when it tastes like WD40.

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      ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
  244. It is not an android, it is a humanoid or gineoid. by pupeno · · Score: 1

    It is not an android. An android is male, it is in the meaning of the word, which is: with the shape of a male human.
    It would be more correct to say it is a female humanoid. Humanoid means with the shape of a human (without specifying gender).
    Or, the word gineoid (or whatever is the English translation of the Spanish word "gineoide") which means with the shape of a female human.
    This deep wisdom was taken from the book "Science Fiction" by Isaac Asimov.

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    Pupeno
  245. MOD PARENT UP! by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

    Just agreeing with the other AC. This was hilarious, and possibly a little insightful.

  246. They watch our commercials by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

    "...to complete my robot, he he he he,... my girl robot. This is going ot be the best prom ever."

  247. Obligatory Futurama Quote by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

    "Hey, baby. Wanna kill all humans?"

  248. Re:It is not an android, it is a humanoid or gineo by grikdog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isaac Asimov is famous for producing the two most self-lampooning ideas in the history of idle prophecy: The calculator with keys on the EDGES, and the Three Laws of Robotics, successfully ignored by reality since the invention of the sharp rock. The meaningless meme you're trying to foment is "gynoid," a word both obsolete and archaic since it has been replaced in the popular vernacular by Adult Swim's demi-pejorative "fembot."

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    ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
  249. Hip Japanese Science Guy by 27B-6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't mean to be unSlashdotly and stray from important topics like sexbots or anything, but why is it that Japanese scientists (presuming that this guy is an average example thereof) are so much cooler looking than our scientists? I mean, I get the impression that if you go to a robot club meeting here in the U.S. of A, you're not going to see any svelte, black clad anglo men with flowing hair like that. Maybe we need a special nerd episode of What Not To Wear so we can all get some fashion tips.

    More seriously, can any Japanese Slashdotter (or anyone familiar with Japan) tell me if they have a nerdy professer stereotype in their mainstream culture? I know they dig robots and all, but what is the general attitude towards scientists?

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    "Trust in haste. Repent at leisure"
    1. Re:Hip Japanese Science Guy by sinrtb · · Score: 1

      I've worked with with several japanese working in the states on various visa's, and i can say that he is a rarity most japanese scietists and programmers that i have worked with are jsut like use except in Japan geek is not as chic.

  250. replicants != androids by Necron69 · · Score: 1

    Have you ever actually watched Blade Runner? The replicants are NOT androids. They are genetically engineered clones with a limited lifespan. Nothing mechanical about them at all.

    - Necron69

  251. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well their was some according to wikipedia on ai research this is a classic question that the likes of asimov werewanting to know in man/machine interachines: do we want a "ai" or a android. The BFD about the quesion is that when you add things like sensors and what not getting something to 'learn' based on very simple rules is amazingly easy, having it act humounish is easier yet. The 'hard' part has been to get 'human' rules of wright and wrong. Amusingly enough it's asoundiling hard to program AI's to balance the to. Important for something like a well ment prcticle joke or flirting with someone you like

  252. Haha virgin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you've obviously never had a "blow" job have you.

  253. Re:Meanwhile in real life by x_codingmonkey_x · · Score: 0

    I think the real reason why Japan does not allow immigrants in is for safety concerns. While I'm not trying to be racists, countries that are "multicultural" tend to have higher crime rates. Take a look at this. As you can see:


    In 1990 larceny formed 65.1 percent of the total crimes with negligent homicide or injury as 26.2 percent of crimes. Although Japan has far fewer people than the U.S., comparisons are still possible. Japan has aground 1.3 robberies per 100,000 people. By comparison, the U.S. has 233 per 100,000 people (England has 65.8 and West Germany 48.6).

    The Japanese murder rate is about 1.1 per 100,000 people; West German has a rate of 3.9, Britain a rate of 9.1, and the U.S. 8.7 per 100,000 people.

  254. Who cares if it can run linux.... by AetherShade · · Score: 0

    Can it be patched with "Hot Coffee"?

  255. Android? I think not! by squidgyhead · · Score: 1
    Android derives from the latin root for male, "andros". Ergo, when dealing with a female robot, its name should come from the latin root for female, "ogy". Thus, ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

    ... an ogynoid!

    1. Re:Android? I think not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an extension, what about orgynoid?

  256. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its official... this joke is tired.

  257. Yes by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

    You're a robosexual!!!1one!1eleventy!1!

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    Necessity is the mother of invention.
    Laziness is the father.
  258. Fembot by kenwood720 · · Score: 1

    Machine gun jubblies, how did I miss those?

  259. For only $6499, you can have... by TFGeditor · · Score: 1
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    Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
  260. Human women still needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's going to fix my sandwich?

  261. New blurb on PRNewswire by slappyjack · · Score: 1
    "Professor Ishiguro has signed an exclusive cross-branding deal with the makers of the Fleshlight. The professor was quoted as saying, 'Teaming up with Fleshlight will give our high-sensitivity tactile sensors a real use in everyday, or night, applications.' This was followed by Repliee Q1 emitting a high-pitched squealing laugh while covering her hand with her mouth, apparently her only real programmed function at this time."

    most of you thought it, I just went ahead and said it

    The best part of that article is the second photo, where RQ1 is giving the guy the sideways glance. You can almost hear the thought baloon: "I will so eat through your entire savings account."

  262. hmmm by zerocommazero · · Score: 1

    Businessman:"So tell me, Awesom-o, are you a pleasure model?" Awesom-o: LAME...LAME...DOES NOT INPUT!!!

  263. What if strip club workers were replaced by these? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    what if strip club workers were replaced by these robots?

    I've already seen the answer to this one, and I like it! There's a writer with the pseudonym DB_Story who has posted three "Strip Club Tales", and promises a new one soon in his (her? their?) blog on Stories OnLine (free reg, no ads).

    If this is the future, sign me up. Asimov never wrote about robots like this!

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  264. There was an entire robot expo by drotobuso · · Score: 2, Informative

    This BBC story seems to be a fresh rewrite of this old National Geographic piece: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/06 10_050610_robot.html ... which was blogged here in mid-month: http://icold.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_icold_archive .html The news event unfortunately did not make it to the robot expo's event site here: http://www-1.expo2005.or.jp/en/robot/robot_project _00.html If you search on co-creator "Hiroshi Ishiguru" you get little more than this story, however.

  265. Re:Politically incorrect, Re:Here's an even... by Gwyn_232 · · Score: 1

    Stop being such a whiny fucking jew

  266. What would Rooter Rod say? by deanoaz · · Score: 1

    It seems like only yesterday that Rod from 'Big Entertainment' was jokingly asking the boys from DEVO if they had locked parts with any female robots lately.

    It seemed so silly at the time, but now .....

    --
    If 'the people' in Amendment 2 are 'the state' then Amendments 1, 2, 4, 9, and 10 benefit the state, not you.
  267. The ol' bait and switch. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    "Of course it's not a cubic zirconia, sweetie---you cut me to the quick! Don't you trust me?"

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
    1. Re:The ol' bait and switch. by SilentShriek · · Score: 1

      CZ, diamonds, whatever. It's all worthless, unless for drill bits and cutting tools.

      Silicon is a girl's best friend. ;)

    2. Re:The ol' bait and switch. by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Silicon is a girl's best friend. ;)

      Will you marry me?

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      SWM seeks new sig for a brief fling
    3. Re:The ol' bait and switch. by SilentShriek · · Score: 1

      So soon, darlin'? But you haven't even seen my box yet!

      Er, that is, my LINUX box, boys...

    4. Re:The ol' bait and switch. by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Well, I was penetration testing it but your firewall kept getting in the way. I figured this is the only way you'll let me have root.

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      SWM seeks new sig for a brief fling
    5. Re:The ol' bait and switch. by SilentShriek · · Score: 1

      It takes a clever hack to penetrate the sensitive areas, for my code is sleek and tight.

  268. Re:Where's the nudie pics? Male or Female... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    But, can she mix the right amounts of cream and sugar? Will the she-model talk in a hi-pitched squeal? What will the he-model sound like? (Please, no Hello-Kitty jokes...)

    They'd probably save a lot of time if they just wire up a RealDoll and install some miniaturized SpaceShip 1 gimballing motors in various parts, like the throat, pelvis, heartbeat area, and maybe up and down the spinal column.

    So, she flutters her eyelids? Can she shoot darts like in "Fudoh" (See Takashi Miike's film), and pop balloons 25 feet away?

    Imagine if the Yaks open up a whole street of love-making, washable-skin dolls in Kabuki-Cho and other areas in Shinjuku. Hell, for that matter, why not put them all over the country. They'd avoid the US railing them over the sex trade industry.

    They could then inspire a revival of disco balls and a slew of renditions on the '60's/'70's "Sex Machine", tho I image the godfather of soul would want some "royalties" off the back- (and front-) end...

    Hmmm, anti-script word image: envelop

    Envelop me with yo' robo-love, botby...

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  269. They make t-shirts, too. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I was more interested in the company's t-shirts. I think they have one that says "people making people". The "my other girlfiend is a realdoll" one is more creepy, though.

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  270. What is his problem? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Why would anybody put so much work into this? Does Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro really have that big a problem finding a date?

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    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  271. The perfect body... why of course.... :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "perfect" bodies for these cyborgs are already available:
    https://secure.pmoon.co.jp/TOUSHINDAI/gallery/gall ery.htm :-)

  272. Re:Fuckbot Give me that 7 of 9... by HungWeiWeiHai · · Score: 1

    and she'll meet all 7 of MINE!

  273. Re:Meanwhile in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Japan is decidely not a Christian nation, I understand the Christian population of Japan is around 2%. Coincidence?

  274. Re:Spacers and Settlers... There you go... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Kibuki-Cho

    Butt, is there enough room for "Space Balls"?

    Or, Rem from Logan's Run(s)?

    hah... viewable

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    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  275. The TRUE test of technology by mojotooth · · Score: 1

    I think it's time the honorable Professor put to the test the theory that "no technical innovation can truly take hold until it is embraced by the pornography industry."

    Pr0nb0t!

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    -- Mojo Tooth : exploring our world as only an idiot can.
  276. First application -- sex industry by podperson · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is basically a real doll with a motor... would renting these things out in electric brothels even be technically illegal? New laws will no doubt have to be passed.

  277. Man Hands by zipzap54 · · Score: 1

    Caption:Professor Ishiguru (r) stresses the importance of appearance

    Actually those hands looks suspiciously like they were photoshoped in. Something must have been seriously wrong to have to digitialy edit the photo to look that bad... I mean, they added the hairy man hands to cover something else up...? perhaps they havn't made the rubber skin for her hands yet, and they're covering them up with photoshop for the story. Which only leads me to wonder... Does she have "skin" on the parts that are covered by her clothes too? or did all the work on the outside appearance go into the face and hair? at any rate, it's a pretty remarkable job there anyway.

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    "All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."
  278. But just think how happy Michael Jackson will be by geekwithsoul · · Score: 1

    He can order himself a "sleep-over" friend and not have to go through anymore court cases.

  279. I wonder... by vakerorokero · · Score: 1

    Can she run a Nintendo Emulator?

  280. Manhands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn did anybody get a look a "Her" hands.somebodys got a bad case of man hands!

  281. Ugh.. by midnightblaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

    She's sitting too far into the Uncanny Valley for me.

  282. Hilarious by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 1

    Truly hilarious. Where are the mod points when I need them? MOD PARENT UP!

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    Karma: Positive (probably because of superiour intellect)
  283. And left me with $15000 to build my robot... by brucifer · · Score: 1

    ...my GIRL robot. This will be the best prom ever...

  284. For those not in the know. by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

    This is a joke... it is a re-tooled version of The Hacker's Manifesto

  285. This is not unique to robots by randyflood · · Score: 4, Insightful


    You know, it's not like robots are so unique...

    I was told by some head hunters when they were training for how to do sucessful job interviews that studies have shown that women who are very attractive are sometimes discriminated *against* by people. That is one of the reasons that they will tell people to dress well, but on the conservative side for job interviews.

    Maybe it has to do with people not wanting to create the perception that they hired someone because they were attracted to them? Or, it could be that they are trying to repress their own feelings, or whatever.

    Likewise, in some cases, if you had a beautiful female robot, some people would perhaps be repulsed because they would be trying to deny their feelings of attraction.

    Finally, I bet there are some people out thier are repulsed by homosexuals as a way to repress their own feelings.

    This doesn't imply that there should not be pretty women, homosexuals, or realistic robots. It just means that people have feelings for complicated reasons.

    But, in any case, kids these days will hardly bat an eyelash at an android. It's really only people in certain psychographic groups that would be uncomfortable. Remember when you were afraid to turn on the computer for fear of breaking it? Well, there are still people like that in the world. But, there are a whole lot more people who aren't like that then ever before. And those people like the thought of a realistic robot.

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  286. Gynoid.... by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

    Gynoid? But I thought it was female... wouldn't grlnoid be better?

    1. Re:Gynoid.... by grikdog · · Score: 1

      As in guy-neck-ology. Du-uh.

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      ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
    2. Re:Gynoid.... by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      *whoosh* That's the sound of a high-flying joke going... ;)

  287. CBC Story by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
    The CBC's take on this is interesting. "Repliee sometimes goes into what seems like spasms when its program has a bug". I know people that go into what seems like spams when a bug lands on them, too.

    Pictures of Repliee. The android behind her doesn't appear too lifelike, though.

    It appears that the Osaka lab has been /.ed. Might be interesting once everything settles down.

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    .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
  288. Re:she might be cute, but have you seen her teeth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am just wondering, because what if they are modelled after a Japanese woman as well?

  289. Obviously this came up... by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    "It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying"

    I... see.

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    Free PC version of ChipWits at http://www.breueronline.de/klaus/chipwits/
  290. Re:As my friend who showed this to me last night s by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1

    I'm sure isolationism and urban over-population has something to do with it. Who wants to have kids when you're sharing a 700 sq ft apartment with your husband and both his parents.

    --

    My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

  291. Stop thinking and start making... by ShoobieRat · · Score: 1

    Look, it doesn't need to think, walk a balance beam (or walk well at all), dance, ride a bike, or anything.

    All it needs to do is suck and fuck, and they'll make an absolute fortune.

  292. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... Neeeeh? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, Nexx,

    I am of a dark variety ethnicity. I spent 3 months in Japan, from Dec 1 to Feb 24. I didn't experience ANY racisim that I could discern.

    I have been interested in Japan since childhood (from a naval perspective) and off-and-on tried to study Nihongo since 1992 (but am always distracted by other activities).

    In Kibuki-Cho, a kid on a bike turned round the corner of a 100 yen store too fast. The handlebars struck me in the waist or pelvis, and he immediately profusely pleaded, "Gomen Nasai. Gomen. Gomen." I was thrilled. I was not even fazed by being hit by the bike. I was amazed and impressed and happy that my first "crash" was funny to me, and informative. If racism were so rampant, he could have just shrugged and moved on.

    I met many new Japanese friends in Rappongi (of course, in expat-land), male and female, who enjoyed conversing with me, engaging in banter, and one of my favorite new friends is Atsumi, at one of the StarBux, who, when she saw some of my art and my databases on my laptop and my plans as I explained them to her, would say (in typical girl-response), "Nehhhh, neehhhh, nehhhhh..." while waving her finger and smiling. That was cool, exciting, funny, to me.

    I was at Shibuya, switching from Namboku out of Azabu-juban, to Ebisu to Shibuya. I walked off the train, staring up at the digital directions. A well-dressed senior gentleman presumed I was lost. I wasn't quite lost, as I'd been on that route only once before, having visited a friend in Miyamaedaira. He offered me directions to the proper track, and when I failed to understand the city name he referred to, he apologized and said, "Oh, in the old days, that's what we used to call it. I used to work with the US Army, as a civilian..."

    Another time, during stay, I heard and then heard more and more expats and Asians from the region professing warm feelings toward young and older Japanese who would go out of their way to assist foreigners.

    Another time, when a Singaporean and I were going on a long train ride, we stopped at KFC I think in Asakusa (for you readers who don't know, pron it is as "ahsah-k'sah or maybe ahsahk-sah). Earlier, we realized we'd better get the directions down pat before eating, so we stopped into the ticket office for the old-style train upstairs. Not ONE, but FOUR employees, android-and-Borg like (hive-worker that is, not malevolence, hehe) double-checked information we gave, by repeating back to us. Then, #1 looked at #2 and nodded in agreement, then #1 & #2 worked with us, then referred to #3 then #4, and #4 and #3 nodded back, though seemingly junior in status, then #1, #2, #3 and #4 all stood professionally, giving us directions with #1 doing most of the info-feed-delivery. It was a bit touching, and somewhat amusing (maybe because my brain and soul like those special nuances that go beyond "do the minimum/go back to doin' my thing before I was interrupted"), and will be etched indelibly in my mind.

    I made a number of friends in Japan, some of whom approached me out of the blue. I had no problems with homeless kids or adults, no problems on the train (yeh, I could doze off and my stuff would be right next to me when I woke up). I dropped my cell once, and dropped other things at times, and people would tug me and apologize and hand the things to me. (Well, I did lose my cheapo MetroPCS phone at BART in either SFO or Burlingame the day I returned, and it took about 1.5 to 2 weeks to retrieve it, fortunately.)

    I find Japan (I can't speak too much to other place that I've not seen or not seen in a while) colorful, fun, party-animal-like (OK, Tokyo and Yokohama areas, at least), and more. (And, it's nice to know that Red Hat has an office in Roppongi, across from the ABC (Aoyama Book Center) store. )

    Now, I am not for one second going try to "poo-poo" the condition of racism by saying it doesn't exist. I have read about Burakumin, and I even made Korean friends, Chinese friends, and others who actually LIVE IN Japan as residents or students. As f

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  293. Re:For only $6499, you can have... by jkiryako · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the Real Dolls FAQ:

    Question: What sort of people buy REALDOLL?

    REALDOLL customers include futurists, artists, art collectors, film-makers, scientists, health professionals, housewives -- you name it.

    Ummm.. yeah.

  294. Videos & pictures of the ladies in action by kiddailey · · Score: 3, Informative


    Was wondering when this was going to appear on Slashdot.

    When I first saw this on another site, I did a bit of surfing around and found the Kokoro-Dreams site that has a few pictures and (more importantly) videos of the ladies in action.

    All but one of these is in WMV format and the other is a Real Media file. I would have Coral-Cached this whole site, but they've implemented some nasty referer checking and it won't work.

    So instead, I Cached the individual video files for your enjoyment:

    http://www.kokoro-dreams.co.jp.nyud.net:8090/WMV/a ctroid-mc/actroid-mc.wmv (3.7 MB)

    http://www.kokoro-dreams.co.jp.nyud.net:8090/WMV/a ctroid-info/actroid-info.wmv (2.9 MB)

    http://www.kokoro-dreams.co.jp.nyud.net:8090/realm ovie/actroid/actroid-hi.rm (5 MB)

    http://www.kokoro-dreams.co.jp.nyud.net:8090/WMV/a ctroid-der/actroid_der.wmv (13.7 MB)

    There's also this Japanese PDF file (not many pictures):

    http://www.kokoro-dreams.co.jp.nyud.net:8090/ng/ac troid/20050319_aichi_expo2/actroid.pdf (940 KB)

    If you're interested in surfing around the original Japanese site, you can do so here:

    http://www.kokoro-dreams.co.jp/

    :)

  295. It'll never work . . . by JJ · · Score: 1

    . . . it looks too much like my ex-wife.

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    So long and thanks for all the fish . . . !!!
  296. Some humans are uncanny. by AntiCopyrightRadical · · Score: 1

    The other thing to remember is that many humans fall into the uncanny valley, through disease or disability. We have enough social conditioning in place that lets us get over that, and talk to people. If her conversation was intellignet, I think the humans psychological response would be the same as talking to someone with a motor-control disease of some kind.

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  297. Video descriptions by kiddailey · · Score: 1

    I should have also mentioned that:
    • Actroid-mc.wmv is a standing gal in typical racing girl garb :O

    • Actroid-info.wmv is a kisok-based gal giving information to passing guests.

    • Actroid-hi.rm is the sitting one that has been featured in the articles.

    • Actroid-der.wmv is another standing android (though they show that she is obviously bolted to the floor), and is the longest and probably the most natural looking.

  298. Re:Just sits there? Perfect! by srmalloy · · Score: 1
    ...can flutter her eyelids, move her hands like a human and even appears to breathe. She can only sit though at present, so we're a long way from Blade Runner yet.
      As far as I'm concerned, she doesn't even have to sit. She just has to lie there, hold still, and keep moving those hands and fluttering those eyelids. Maybe breathe a little harder too.

    And given the predilections of the stereotypical geek, standing up or walking around isn't high on the list of the postures that they would be wanting a gynoid to assume...

  299. I couldn't help but think of this... by mark-t · · Score: 1
  300. Uncanny Valley in other settings. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    The concept you are describing has been dubbed the "Uncanny Valley" and has been studied since the late 70s.

    I wonder if this relates to xenophobia.

    I have speculated that humans (like many other animals) may have a drive to attack competitors for their eco niche - either divergent populations of the same species or members of other species (ala cats-and-dogs, or the way bobcats try to wipe out all other peredators in their territories).

    If such a drive exists it would involve attacking those that are "similar but somewhat different" while avoiding those that are "really close".

    This could help explain the ease with which tribal warfare and racial conflict can be incited, along with the tendency of propaganda to dehumanize the targets, characterizing them as animal-like (thus in the valley rather than the nearby peak), in preparation for inciting violence against them. Racial/ethnic/religious tolerance would consist of identifying other humans as on the near side of the valley despite markers like language/accent, color and shape differences, and culture-driven behavioral distinctions.

    It might also explain why several higher apes can handle all human language skills except vocal speech: If talking aloud put them "in the valley" it might have incited competitor-for-niche-attack behavior from humans, selecting against vocal speech in those ape and hominid species where it was scattered and wiping out those where it was entrenched.

    There's another uncanny valley - at least I think it's separate - in politics and religion: Sects that are closest fight the hardest. IMHO this easily explained as a malfunction of the social-pressure mechanisms that promote conformity within the group.

    In a single group a member whose opinions have a divergence will be pressured to change the divergent opinion - "file down the rough spot" as it were. A holder of a divergent opinion on an "important issue" will find little social support, and is likely to question and change the divergence rather than abandon the group's support.

    If there are two groups with NEARLY identical ideologies, members of each group are likely to interpret members of the other as members of their own with a divergent opinion, and bring social pressure to bear to correct the divergence. But the target has a social support network of his own. So he neither "corrects" the divergence nore abandons the other characteristics that identify him as a member of HIS group, and NEARLY a member of the other. Failure makes the social pressure escalate. Iterate over all interactions between members of the two groups. Eventually each interprets the other as a collection of heritics attempting to destroy their own core values. Thus the fight is on.

    Members of groups whose ideologies are sufficiently different that they recognize themselves as divergent are beyond the valley: Other ideologies to be dealt with on friendly terms when this is useful but not evil/heritical/demonic cabals within one's own group attempting to destroy the group.

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    1. Re:Uncanny Valley in other settings. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Racial/ethnic/religious tolerance would consist of identifying other humans as on the near side of the valley despite markers like [...].

      Or on the FAR side of it BECAUSE of them.

      Think of how US Liberals and Conservatives are at each other's throats much of the time, while both (though perhaps in separate ways) may avoid attacking and provide support for Islamic cultures and their governments and people.

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      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  301. This article and Battlestar Galactica by kuriharu · · Score: 1
    Isn't it interesting that this android/fembot was made in Japan? Doesn't this bring back flashbacks of Season1 of Battlestar Galactica where they had a hottie Asian cylon?

    Methinks my fantasies I had while watching that show might come true here in a few years....

  302. Re:Just sits there? Perfect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Professor Ishiguro believes that it may prove possible to build an android that could pass for a human [for] 5-10 seconds.'"

    Sadly, that's all I'd need.

  303. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... Neeeeh? by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    I have to say that you and Nexx are both right, as contradictory as that might sound at first reading.

    I am caucasian, and lived and worked in Japan for nearly a decade. After I married my (Vietnamese) wife, she also lived in Japan for a while.

    During my time in Japan, I sometimes encountered racism. Most often of the "benign" type; that is, people (who have usually seldom if ever interacted with a foreigner) assuming that all foreigners cannot speak Japanese well if at all, cannot (if they are non-Asian) use chopsticks, don't know to take their shoes off when entering a house, that sort of things, only to be surprised to find that I speak Japanese well, can use chopsticks more "correctly" than many Japanese, and knew and followed typical Japanese customs, both in others' homes and in my own. I have a problem with even calling this racism; mostly, it's just ignorance.

    Occassionally, I encountered real racism, such as people trying to provoke a fight with me because I was a foreigner, business that will not server foreigners, that sort of thing, but it was really not very common. Most Japanese are very kind, very helpful, and very honest, as you experienced.

    My wife's experiences were similar to mine, except one is the inverse: people would assume that because she is Asian, she could speak Japanese well (most non-Japanese Asians in Japan do) and I couldn't even count the number of times that Japanese reacted with surprise to see me interpreting Japanese for her rather than the other way around.

    Now that we have returned to the United States, it's unlikely we will ever live in Japan again. We have kids and a house and jobs here and all that. But if the opportunity were to some day arise to return to Japan for a while when our kids are older, we'd probably both jump at the chance. On balance, we have a huge collection of fond memories of Japan and not very many unpleasant ones. The worst thing there for me would actually be the relatively cold winter weather (compared to southern California) or for her the hot, humid summers (which I love but she does not).

    However, there are other ethnic groups who might have a different take. I'm told that south Asians experience a lot more racism in Japan than caucasians or other east Asians do.

    Finally, with regard to an earlier poster's comment about a third generation Japanese Korean who did not have Japanese citizenship, there are many of them. Mostly, their grandparents were brought to Japan as slave laborers before or during WW II. They gained citizenship at the time but had it stripped away again after the war. The current status of Japanese Koreans is that they may acquire Japanese citizenship, but many of them choose not to, because of the discrimination of the past (and present) and the circumstances under which their families were brought to Japan. There are those who make much of the fact that there are Korean-Japanese who do not hold Japanese citizenship, but they always seem to gloss over the fact that it's voluntary; it is no longer imposed by the state. Most of those who refuse Japanese citizenship maintain ROK citizenship, but some of them hold DPRK citizenship and there is intense rivalry between those camps.

  304. Old news. I submitted it yesterday. Hehe. by McDoobie · · Score: 1

    Just to bitch...I still havent figured out why a story get's rejected, and then accepted/posted the next day. Schizophrenic IMHO.

    1. Re:Old news. I submitted it yesterday. Hehe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story moderators are ABSOLUTE, COMPLETE, ASSHOLES. I know for a fact. I've submitted a lot of stories, have yet to see a single one published here, and yet whenever I post them as replies, they always get modded up to 4. Go figure.

  305. Civility? by VedicIntent · · Score: 1

    I think any of us understand that a disturbingly realistic-looking, attractive female android is going to draw snickering comments from the peanut gallery, but the fact draws on some issues that are a bit deeper than if she has any penetratable orifices. "Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, we react to the android as if she were a woman." This is probably the most important line of the entire article to me. Not only does it draw reference to the holy grail of the Uncanny Valley concept, but it has massive implications of how our society (and Japan's) views women. Japan's views about women are largely changing for the better in recent decades, but there is still a somewhat pervasive expectation of them to be silent, obedient, and malleable to the desires of the male populace. United States culture *ostensibly* disregarded this notion for the most part 30 years ago (cynicism aside, relative sex equality is what most Americans believe is a good thing), and the rampant mysoginy and sexism of the past is (in daylight) relegated to Slashdot half-jokes about ANY female representation being primarily sexual. Now, a Japanese scientist has created a pretty android, essentially because he believes appearance is the master force driving acceptance of robotics in society. We are therefore presented with a piece of design saturated with the sexism of its home culture, batting its eyelashes and such (if he had created a male android, would it hit on women or something? Surely not). And, finally, the creation reaches our computer screens. Most of the resultant discussion is about sex, not robotics. And when robotics IS discussed, it's within the context of sex robots! What, exactly, does this say about our culture? Would realistic female androids truly be a good thing for us? Would it be a good thing for actual women? For a moment, think seriously.

  306. Remote relay? by HPNpilot · · Score: 1

    How about if you had two of them linked together remotely? Would there be the same objection to remotely interacting with your wife/girlfriend/SO (you would each be with a model of the other)? In order for a remote system to reasonably handle the comm delay there would need to be some degree of autonomy. That's another step removing the system from absolute exact response, although it would have to learn so as to more carefully match reality. Now how about if a machine in the center learned the interactions to a much higher degree and then could run a simulation? The lines could get blurry here pretty quickly!

  307. DOH!!! The link doesn't work!!! by mark-t · · Score: 1
    Grrrr.... can't access it directly.

    It's the commercial called "Geek", found here

  308. Blade Runner? Send their work to Realdoll.com! :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Women have all the cool sex toys. Its time men got some too!

  309. For fuck's sake, mod him funny, not interesting. by loqi · · Score: 1

    Props to the Coward, for remixing the manifesto in a ridiculous way.

    Shits to the actual manifesto, for being the most self-indulgent piece of writing ever created.

    And shits to Dossy, who thinks not having read some wanker's tripe is the True Mark of the Lame. Shame on you, Dossy.

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  310. Moving hands by cparisi · · Score: 1

    Can she move her hands in a rapid up/down motion?

  311. Re:For only $6499, you can have... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Real Dolls look kinda freaky to me. The android actually crosses the line to looking realistic to me.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  312. Re:AAARGGGGH by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Coercive. Forgive me- it was the argument, not the misspelled word.

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  313. She can sit? HOV lane, here I come! by CityZen · · Score: 1

    > She can only sit though at present...

    Hey, she only needs to sit and look alive to be very useful -- so long as she can do her sitting in a car, in the HOV lane!

    I guess it might be an issue if she's sitting around in your parked car all the time. She'd need to be able to hide, too.

    And it might also be a problem if lots of people start to do this with the same model android.

  314. Reminds me of the old movie: Cherry2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of the old movie with Melanie Griffith, "Cherry2000" where Griffith is working as a tracker and takes some dude to a junkyard for sex robots to find a new memory chip to replace the one in his broken sexbot. A cool movie-- says a lot about the absurdity of dealing with HUMAN females.

  315. only 592 posts ? by Jackal82277 · · Score: 1

    When I saw the headline "Female Android" I was shocked to only see 592 posts. I think if they had included the words "Space", "Microsoft", and "Porn" there would be well over 3,000 posts on this topic.

  316. Yawn by JChung2006 · · Score: 0

    This article isn't about robots; it's about mannequins.

  317. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... Neeeeh? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    What intrigued me and pleased me was that a sales person at Yodabashi in Shinjuku (the exit west of JR station, almost on the corner, but I forget the street name) spent an HOUR discussing with me the phone I was going to buy. I told him I wanted a "sexy" phone, one that has nice features/gizmos. He didn't at first get "sexy", so I said, "Echi". Then I pointed to various models, distinguishing between "echi", "not echi", and then in seconds he caught one, steering me to the "echi" phones. It boiled down to Sharp, and I got the one Vodafone offered, the 402SH. It has the (sharp, hehe pun intended) TV, 1.3 megapixel camcorder, ringtones that I can change the pitch/octaves of, and more.

    It was one of the most informative sales transactions I've ever experienced.

    Of course, I have the name card holder, and sometimes here in the states I whip it out of my Uniqlo hip pouches I usually wear on my belt.

    I WISH Uniqlo would have selected SF instead of New Jersey to open their first states-side store. But, no matter. When I am back working, I can send money to my friends there and tell them what to send me.

    What I really like about what I think is normal in Japan and abnormal in the US is that in Japanese stores you can shoot pic of the QR codes, and probably the bar codes, off of flyers and and maybe even in the store and find the stuff you need and order it. I didn't actually TRY to shot QR pics in Uniqlo, except maybe the one on my receipt. I do know that some stores in Japan, and probably BIGTIME in the US, shooting pics even if you plan to purchase the thing you like/need/want risks ejection or a polite "no pictures".

    I do understand, however the the Azabu-juban police do take a keen interest in watching African/Nigerian guys who hang out on corners. Funny thing is is that some of them are legit, and only retrieving friends or guests, the the JCops will shadow them up and down the street, snap pics and such. I don't PERSONALLY know if I myself were being shadowed, but I a habit of abruptly stopping and beaming in a direction I think someone is using as a vantage point. Sometimes, I (in Japan or in the US) would whip out my camera and mock shoot or actually shoot a pic, but I never got haggled.

    People everywhere I went seemed pleasant, even at an Onsen in Nikko.

    What I find interesting is that parents and their kids seem to have a better bond and flair for wild dressups than here. I've seen little kids as young as maybe 5 walking alone to and from school, despite Gov. Ishihara Shintaro's exhortations that most crime in Tokyo is due to foreign elements from China and elsewhere. If that were true, I suspect the parents would never let their kids walk around alone in Azabu-juban, or expat land, especially with all the soul-like clubs and sailorly spots 'merkun expats frequent. (I'm not a cop, and I don't have access to crime states for Tokyo proper, but somehow, I don't think ALL the crime, not even 50% is done by foreigners. Crime is everywhere, and race or gender and citizenship status probably pale compared to just having no food, no shelter, no job, and the like. I DO know that some westerners abuse the immigration/visitor status, and they pisse me off because I was trying to stay there legitimately, and these jerks are part of the problem forcing Japan to tighten up her immigration laws and labor policies. I sure wish they'd officially allow "unskilled, but imminently useful, unrestricted" labor for people like me who just want to long-term live and work there without deriving, expecting, or scheming any undeserved or unauthorized benefits. I'm not a criminal, not on any warrants lists that I know of, don't belong to any whacko, fringe or extremist groups, never been cuffed, even. Yet, governments see so many criminals who appeared clean before they finally were caught, and so they operate or make policies that treat persons as guilty until they show creds or skill that can be "appropriately" absorbed, and even then, there are time limits imposed.)

    Yeh, I hope my future

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    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  318. Simply wrong... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    See this article debunking those commonly published setiments:

    http://www.debito.org/christianscimonitor120604.ht ml

    Also, see the original statistics (in Japanese):

    http://www.mhlw.go.jp/toukei/saikin/hw/jinkou/suii 03/marr2.html

    The short version is that Japanese overwhelmingly marry other Japanese (704152 out of 740191 or 95.1% of marriages in 2004). Of those who don't marry Japanese, more are Japanese men marrying non-Japanese women (27881 or 3.7% of men) versus the other way around (8158 or 1.1% of women). Plus, the Japanese men who marry foreigners marry mostly Chinese, Korean, Filipino, or Thai women. Very few (less than 1%) are to British or American women.

    Anyway, so it's a bit misleading of you to say that Japanese men prefer caucasian women when 96.3 percent of Japanese men who married last year married Japanese women and 99% of those who didn't married other asian women.

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    My other first post is car post.
  319. Re:For fuck's sake, mod him funny, not interesting by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 1

    Shits to the actual manifesto, for being the most self-indulgent piece of writing ever created.

    How can it be self-indulgent if it doesn't speak the mind of one person, but a million? And it does speak the mind of a million. Probably several million. Several million all alike. Several million who now know you're not one of us.

    The manifesto is true for us from the beginning to the end. And just where the heck is it self-indulgent? Where?? Are you really so naive as to believe people wish you well?

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    All rites reversed 2010
  320. Sexist Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's sad .... this remix is almost funny.

    And then it has to have absolute crap in it - "I'm much smarter than most of the other kids and especially girls" and "My crime is that of being too intelligent for girls who may call me "a needy and insecure sociopath" but they perfectly realize that they just feel stupid with me because I am so intelligent even at the age of fourteen and they know that I am a genius. I am too good for women."

    There are plenty of girls who are geniuses. There are some girls who are nerds (I'm one; I'm 20, and I've been coding since I was 13.) The smartest person in the world, according to IQ tests (a flawed metric, but not entirely baseless) is a woman (Marilyn Vos Savant). The first programmer, by some metrics, was a woman (Ada Lovelace.) There are female kernel hackers, chip designers, etc....

  321. too many actuators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    She can only sit though at present, so we're a long way from Blade Runner yet

    The article mentions that she does all that with 31 actuators. Really, she's got 30 too many, and only needs one...

    ...for vibrating

  322. Re:For fuck's sake, mod him funny, not interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that loqi wasn't saying that there are no people whom that manifesto can describe but that those people are pathetic losers who'd rather bitch and moan and criticize the entire world just because they are to stupid to learn how to live in that world. I know that you don't wish me well because you hate me for getting laid but the hate is not the answer. Just learn how to be successful with the ladies and get over it. You can bitch all day long but will it change anything? If you are not happy with your life then just fucking do something about it man. If you are so smart then surely you can handle the most basic thing that humans were doing since they were monkeys, by which I mean mating, right? Right? Smart boy?

  323. Yes but... by Bobdammit · · Score: 1

    ...does she eat old people's medicine for fuel?

  324. Re:Meanwhile in real life by Dahan · · Score: 1
    Homesteading still goes on from time to time, and the land will still be free for the taking as long as you agree to live on it.

    Well, perhaps people still try to homestead, but land certainly is not free for the taking, and hasn't been free for the taking since 1976.

    As the BLM says, "Congress abolished homesteading in 1976 with passage of the Federal Land Policy and Management Act, which made it national policy to retain the public lands in Federal ownership."

  325. Re:As my friend who showed this to me last night s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hardly, this has little to do with that. One of the main reasons they have population problems is because there are far more males born then females. Gender imbalance and other things in the population are the real issue here, of course this being slashdot pithy reasonings like the above seem more logical. However, the research shows otherwise:

    The sex ratio at birth in Japan is 1.05 males/female. This is pretty standard really. Canada, the US, Mexico, and most other countries have a 1.05 sex ratio at birth.

    The 1.05 ratio is the reason that a 2.10 'replacement rate' is said to give zero population growth in the long term. E.g., suppose you have a society of 105 men and 95 women. The females would need to produce an average of about 200 / 95 = 2.1 children per woman over their lifetimes in order to replace the population exactly.

    This is the same for all countries with this sex ratio. So it does not explain why Japan's population structure is different from other nations.

    China, OTOH, has a ratio of 1.12 males/female. Presumably this is due to a pretty significant sex bias in the rates of abortion and unreported infanticide. This will have some effect in the years to come.

  326. Re:For fuck's sake, mod him funny, not interesting by loqi · · Score: 1

    No. I understand that other peoples' indifference is a fact of life. It's self-indulgent the same way that a lot of "outcast" teen blogs are self-indulgent... plenty of moaning about how terrible it is, how unfair it is, how they've done nothing wrong. Sure, lots of people feel this way. But you know what? That's fucking life. Be thankful you were born with a brain worthy of society's contempt. Moaning about it solves nothing. Mentor's Manifesto is self-indulgent in the self-pity circle-jerking it inspires.

    But if his pretentious drivel strokes your ego and makes you feel righteous in your victimization, by all means, stay in the circle.

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    If other reasons we do lack, we swear no one will die when we attack
  327. Re:Meanwhile in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 36% figure for New York would be about 99.5% if we counted all the people whose families mostly immigrated in the last 4 generations.

    Nearly all my family has been here since before the Revolution (which incidentally used to be the meaning of the words "native american"). You can hardly find such people anywhere in the Northeast anymore. The original American culture is getting diluted, and this has been happening since the late 19th century. It has gotten to the point that "early-settling American" is the one background that you aren't allowed to mention - there isn't even a real name for us. If you are related to most of the Plymouth settlers who left descendants, Dutch patroons, Scots servants, English Cavaliers and Quakers, Pennsylvania Germans, and so forth, all over 250 years ago, you'll have to say you're a "mutt" or something similar rather than having an honorable word that can't be claimed by anybody with citizenship. Frankly, I don't regard people who can claim an ethnicity as entirely American, and I think the proper use of "American" without hyphens or qualifiers should imply that one is fully part of the original culture which began here in the colonial and Revolutionary eras.

    Now the cultures of Europe are getting overrun as well. Like ecological diversity, cultural diversity can only be maintained if you don't transplant species / people wholesale between ecosystems / cultures. The Japanese are right to severely limit immigration - the only alternative is eventually losing their cultural identity.

  328. Tripping the Rift? by Evil+Butters · · Score: 1

    So when will a cyborg/robot like Six on "Tripping the Rift" be ready???

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    Homer no function beer well without.
  329. But Can She... by triso · · Score: 1

    I'm curious: Can she charge up a storm on her credit cards? Can she avoid having sex for weeks at a time. Can she talk on the phone for hours to a long-distance friend in Japan? Can she drive without endangering the lives of others?

    At least she doesn't come with in-laws.

  330. Re:Meanwhile in real life by clambake · · Score: 1

    There I met a woman who had lived in Japan all her life, but was the grand parents of imported Korean labor. She was a legal resident, but not a citizen.

    It is her fault. The way the kaw works, all she would have to do is give up her Korean name and korean passport. I know tons of people who have done it, and who have NOT done it because theier korean name means to omuch to them. All Japanese citizens have to have "approved" Japanese names, even the Japanese themselves. They can't name thier kid anything they want.

  331. industrial waste in the dumpster? by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    You might prefer to be arrested.

  332. look on scientists face in the picture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See the look on that scientist guys face! It says "I'm gonna get me a piece tonight!"

  333. Oh, Sexy Girllll-friendddddd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I have never been so happy..."

    Lon Duc Dong
    Sixteen Candles

  334. Just try making... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the "this guy needs a girld friend" joke.

    cause you can't...

    he has one now...

    he made her...

    so i mean, you can't really make that joke...

    it wouldnt be very funny.

  335. Re:For fuck's sake, mod him funny, not interesting by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 1
    So this all boils down to mating in your mind? Intellectual or artistic pursuits mean notihng to you. No sense of brotherhood nor a desire for progress. All you want to do is fuck.

    ...You're battling puberty, aren't you?

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    All rites reversed 2010
  336. Re:For fuck's sake, mod him funny, not interesting by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 1
    It's a poetic statement of fact, on every point. And it's the action of _not_ standing there taking it up the ass, but building awareness and a sense of community. If having an opinion and standing up for it is self-induglent, then by all means; call us self-indulgent. Call us criminals too, and we'll smirk knowingly.


    Dust settling, the manifesto wasn't written for the hordes. It was written for the peers. Guess who's opinion it is which is worth a damn.

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    All rites reversed 2010
  337. Re:For fuck's sake, mod him funny, not interesting by loqi · · Score: 1

    Yours? Wait, I'm sorry, did you just effectively say "It's popular with the right people" in its defense?

    There's a difference between righteous indignation and masturbatory self-pity. There's a difference between poetic statement and adolescent indulgence. The only thing accomplished by stereotyping authority in a serious piece of writing is a dumbing down of the discourse.

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    If other reasons we do lack, we swear no one will die when we attack
  338. Re:For fuck's sake, mod him funny, not interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, right. If I enjoy sex then obviously any intellectual or artistic pursuits must absolutely mean nothing to me, I must lack any sense of brotherhood and most of all hate progress because this bad sex thing kills everything that is good and makes baby Jesus cry!

    I'll give you a little hint: I am a very happy, 28 years old man. I love my life. I love myself. I love beautiful women and yes, I love making love -- you should give it a try, it's not that hard.

    I never bitch like this pathetic script kiddie "The Mentor" in his childish Loser Manifesto. If you think that you are so great then for God's sake get a life and fucking enjoy it! Stop bitching already!!!

  339. Re:Just sits there? Perfect! by Johnno74 · · Score: 1
    "Professor Ishiguro believes that it may prove possible to build an android that could pass for a human [for] 5-10 seconds.'"


    Sadly, that's all I'd need.


    Funniest post on this thread, its on 0, and I have no mod points. What a tragedy.
  340. Body doubles for celebrities... or politicians by UnapprovedThought · · Score: 1

    There's more to it than that.

    You've probably noticed that sometimes politicians wear so much makeup that their robot double would already look indistinguishable from them at a distance. Would a robot giving a speech at a political convention come across as being more intelligent than the real person, less intelligent, or the same? I don't think the audience would be able to tell the difference, especially after their hangovers.

    The next question is, if the robots are smarter than the politicians, are these robots going to be our new overlords?

  341. Re:Indeed, but in _real_ real life... Neeeeh? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what exactly you do for a living, but if you don't mind working for the DoD, the number of jobs available (especially on Okinawa) are absolutely amazing. There is just such a large military presence and so many support jobs. They're not a terrible employer, and there is a lot of fun to be had in Okinawa. It's a little smaller and less party-like than mainland, but I've always found it worthwhile.

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  342. Perfect /. Project by peetm · · Score: 1

    Combine her with a Real Doll!

    Could turn out to be a sensational ThinkGeek item!

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    @peetm
  343. hot or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  344. Re:AAARGGGGH by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    i am huked on fonics.

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    It's been a long time.
  345. Re:For only $6499, you can have... by F34nor · · Score: 1

    There once was a site called 'we hurt the ones we love' about Real Doll repair. Oh the humanity.

  346. I think I offended Taco when I sent this in June by iskander · · Score: 1

    I submitted this story over a month ago (2005.06.28 17:50) but got it rejected (by CmdrTaco, I think, "on duty" at around that time) double-quick. I wonder whether I offended him by using Companion Suitable for Slashdotters Almost Ready as the title of the submission. :)

  347. Re:AAARGGGGH by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Aye 'ave gno plobrem w/ mspelled werds. but both people arguing about it kept spelling it incorrectly- pushed a button. 4ghiphe mne

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  348. Re:AAARGGGGH by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    I should reiterate: *I* am huked on foniks.

    I am one of the two people arguing. :P

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    It's been a long time.
  349. Re:Meanwhile in real life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^^^ Inbred ugly person ^^^

    Keep your purity. Diversity wins pretty strongly over purity over any decent amount of time.