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  1. shame on you Hemos on On The State of Wireless · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I bet you get $0.000000000001 for ever hit

    this is worse than msnbc's 'browser lockdown'

    I'm boycotting...and no, it's not just cuz I'm cheap :-P

  2. So all this time on MS DOS: A Eulogy · · Score: 1

    MS-DOS meant Microsoft's Dirty Operating System

    no wonder porn took over the internet

  3. first patent on US Patent Office To Hire 500 New Examiners · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    to go along with my 'patent' leather shoes

  4. dear gay-boy on Software "Open Monopoly" · · Score: 1

    keep your quarter, buy a sense of humour

  5. I'm about to short 100,000 shares of Microsoft.... on Software "Open Monopoly" · · Score: 1

    I should be a billionair in no time

  6. well..... on Do Manufacturers Adequately Support Their Products? · · Score: 1

    In the 21st century land of the mega-corps, it's all about a [non-accountable] executive climbing one more rung up the bloody corporate ladder, to grab another 10% of stock options.

    This does not breed quality.

    A small owner/operator knows he cannot screw over his customers and stay in business.

    As far as lappys go.. who buys most of them? Oh, thats the [non-accountable] executive climbing one more rung up the bloody corporate ladder; and whose manufacturing most of them? why it's the [non-accountable] executive climbing one more rung up the bloody corporate ladder.

  7. Most people don't buy from manufaturers on Do Manufacturers Adequately Support Their Products? · · Score: 1

    And the higher-end retail outlet [read higher priced] you get it from, the easier it is to get satisfaction.

    I have friends(?) who get all their stuff from high end retail...then, when they are tired of the item, they just return it. I've seen them do this with..
    1) stained couches ["It's not very comfortable"]
    2) baby stroller/pram with 2.5 years of kid goo stuck on it.["The wheels are wobbley"]
    3) Dining room set, 2 years old["I'm just not happy with it"]

    I could go on and on, but I think my boss is watching...

    In fact, I've seen him return stuff he never even got from the store! They've done this from DC to California; Maine to Florida...

    And it's not like they need the money either, well into 7 fig net worth ...

    So, next time, get a laptop from Saks Fifth Avenue...then after about 11 months start practicing phrases like "It just doesn't go with my decore..."

  8. actually on Unreasonable Searches When Going to Work? · · Score: 1

    you could have a little innocent fun with this...suggested items for purse/briefcase
    1) sex toys
    2) dozens of loose ping-pong balls
    3) dirty laundry
    4) barbie dolls
    5) Ken Dolls, dressed in Barbie's cloths
    6) one big peice of cheese
    7) more sex toys
    8) condoms, hundreds of them
    9) *dirty* comics
    10) dozens of those stupid "moo like a cow" toys
    11) tooth paste, sans tooth paste tube

  9. Reminds me of comments I've heard about Israel on Unreasonable Searches When Going to Work? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I read some American's comments about traveling (especially by plane) in Israel. The police ask questions and watch responses, sometimes checking responses [ie, where do you work, then calling your employer and confirming/description, etc]

    It seems the security the original poster is talking about is the dumb "search everyone/everywhere, but don't think to much" type of security. Seems a smart operative could bypass this [mailing things in/out of building for example].

  10. oh man on Unreasonable Searches When Going to Work? · · Score: 1

    I gotta ask, what happened [please be general we don't want you getting in trouble.

    I work near RTP, NC; in the late 80's they had more than one employee come to work with guns and kill many people [two (former?) employees, on two seperate ocassions] besides the current anthrax type scare, what could be worse? [I'm wondering] a bomb in a breifcase maybe?

  11. we do something simular on FBI Wants to Tap The Net · · Score: 2, Informative

    here at our org already ... let me tell you, you will need A LOT OF STORAGE SPACE to save this stuff off

    web traffic alone we see about 500G a day, just from 250k workstations surfing and such.

    I think we're looking at 50-500TB per day, but prolly more. time to buy some hard drive stocks.

  12. I thought this would be obvious on Wood PCs For A Nepalese School · · Score: 1

    www.hot-nepalese-coeds.np

    they could probably pay for a satelite link and have a bit left over...

  13. Re:Nepal needs our help. on Wood PCs For A Nepalese School · · Score: 0, Troll

    and why is it our job to help afganistan?

    in 1995 where were the Afganistan neighbors? like Saudia Arabia, UAE, etc....

    If Afgan's own brothers didn't / wouldn't help... well, why expect a country half-way around the world to....

  14. Re:Addition on Ethernet Wiring Through Hostile Territory? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    then string some innocent looking, dusty speaker wire in the ceiling, and use that ... the robbers will concentrate on the secure fiber.

    Like having a $50,000 safe in you house, then burrying the Krugernads in the backyard; the theievs waste time on the (empty) safe.

  15. I had a box on Ethernet Wiring Through Hostile Territory? · · Score: 3, Funny

    with self-destruct feature...then I replaced Windows with linux

  16. Re:Invalid Form Key on Physics and Archaeology · · Score: 1

    I'm getting it too

  17. it's not an oil pressure light on Sony/Toyota Developing Car With Emotions · · Score: 1

    it's a service interval indicator

    since most (every other) service is basically an oil change, some may call it an oil light...

  18. what would I do.... on Goldin to Retire from NASA · · Score: 1

    A artfull blending of MST3K, hot grits, a certain young actress, and space trip to the Beowulf Cluster.

    It would all be very hush-hush of course...

  19. come to North Carolina on Digital Camera Wristwatch · · Score: 1

    half the highschool girls wear *fashionably* short skirts.

    I know, I have daughters :-(

  20. or on Digital Camera Wristwatch · · Score: 1

    a good under-cover camera to catch husbands getting lap-dances when they say they're off working :-(

  21. my god on Digital Camera Wristwatch · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    paul has a giant 5 tenticle penis !!!

  22. first on Did Anyone Buy a LinuxDA PDA? · · Score: -1, Troll

    post

  23. Do they attack on Robot Cat 'NeCoRo' · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Penisbirds?

  24. actually on 54 Mbps/100 Mbps Wireless LAN · · Score: 1

    $249 is not to bad (list) for a new offering like this

    in 3 months, it'll be $150 on pricewatch

  25. as a contract programmer on Autonomic Computing · · Score: 2, Funny

    this says one thing to me

    ka-ching!![$$]

    lots of overtime