"Your honor, I thought there was a crazed road-raged, maniace behind me...he was TAILGATING JUST A FOOT OR TWO OFF MY BUMPER"
This actually happened to a friend of mine, admittidly, it was more of a car chase, but the cops lights wern't on. My friend said he thought it was his new girlfriend's ex-boyfriend out to kill him.
The judge threw out the ticket.
Remember, if they don't have their lights on, you can say you were evading a insane highway killer.
This has always been a party-maker...the minute the hotties from marketing show up...especially Nancy in the low-cut business suit, flaunting her tripple-D's...um,er....I have to go to the men's room now.
If this guy realy wants to be a servant of the people how about going through the old, dusty laws and getting rid of them.
You know, the ones like swinging a lantern in front of a horseless carriage. These guys in government really need to 'clean house' not 'shop more'. I know it's not as sexy, but being a servant is not a sexy job.
Inverting digits
typos in name, addy
especially for my SS#
you might say...they the IRS will get mad, but they are so understaffed, they audit less that 1% of returns..besides, the error will always look like a typo / fat finger....hehe, I'm a sneaky ****
CAT is their new cable router that lets them snoop on you...the article envisions when a cable customer gets internet cable access not only do you get a cable modem, but a (CAT) cable router, which the cable company has hooks into.
My question is...how can they tell if I have 12 kids, each with their own 802.11b lappy; *or* 11 of my neighbors are piggy-backing of my wireless? [along with my legal lappy].
In fact, they could be piggybacking without my knowledge !!! HEY...[scurries home to check]
2. For the purpose of paragraph 1 above "child pornography" shall include pornographic material that visually depicts:... b. a person appearing to be a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct;
So...all young looking porno models are out of work now....I's a sad, sad, day.
Ok, I was a real fan in the early years, I had about 30 or more hours of MST3K....then (gasp) I neglected to lock them in a vault...and my daughters discovered a cache of 'old tapes'...perfect for tapeing that Friends re-run.
So most of my collection is, sadly, lost.
On a side note, I caught some of Barbarella the other day... man what a stinker. How yahoo gives it 3/5 stars is beyond me.
For those under 20 years old, Barbarella is like Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery *but* there are no funny punch lines, and the whole movie looks like it cost about $13.47 to make.
I contracted @ MCI at the time of the merger; I built and maintained Netview Maps for a NOC.
More than once my harried Sr Manager came to us with a list of Worldcom customers who were paying for management, but no one was managing (6 months or longer)...so we added them ASAP.
fyi, there was no fat in our division, at least from the cheap seats.
per the orig req for corporate feel: it's the Borg
Doing firmware in 1991. Our manager also had some guys / project(s) working on Suns [I was working on a DOS box, doing firmware].
As a contractor, my (perm) friend said the key to longjevity(sp?) was, when I got down to 40 hrs a week of work, goto the manager and ask if there was anything else I could help out with.
Aparently we shared a unix admin with another group (the admins real group) and the unix admin quit. Two weeks later, my manager found out, paniced, then asked if I wanted to be the new unix admin. I had never even touched a unix box. I said, "sure".
I should have stayed with programming, as all the programers shifted to C++/Smalltalk and went thru 1-2 months of company paid for training, while I was struggling with taring shit off to tape.
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Where can I short their stock?
You have an arguable defense.
"Your honor, I thought there was a crazed road-raged, maniace behind me...he was TAILGATING JUST A FOOT OR TWO OFF MY BUMPER"
This actually happened to a friend of mine, admittidly, it was more of a car chase, but the cops lights wern't on. My friend said he thought it was his new girlfriend's ex-boyfriend out to kill him.
The judge threw out the ticket.
Remember, if they don't have their lights on, you can say you were evading a insane highway killer.
This has always been a party-maker...the minute the hotties from marketing show up...especially Nancy in the low-cut business suit, flaunting her tripple-D's...um,er....I have to go to the men's room now.
Let's look at this on a higher level.
Do we really need more laws?
If this guy realy wants to be a servant of the people how about going through the old, dusty laws and getting rid of them.
You know, the ones like swinging a lantern in front of a horseless carriage. These guys in government really need to 'clean house' not 'shop more'. I know it's not as sexy, but being a servant is not a sexy job.
Inverting digits
typos in name, addy
especially for my SS#
you might say...they the IRS will get mad, but they are so understaffed, they audit less that 1% of returns..besides, the error will always look like a typo / fat finger....hehe, I'm a sneaky ****
CAT is their new cable router that lets them snoop on you...the article envisions when a cable customer gets internet cable access not only do you get a cable modem, but a (CAT) cable router, which the cable company has hooks into.
...how can they tell if I have 12 kids, each with their own 802.11b lappy; *or* 11 of my neighbors are piggy-backing of my wireless? [along with my legal lappy].
My question is
In fact, they could be piggybacking without my knowledge !!! HEY...[scurries home to check]
I could block Jon Katz stories.
well, if countries were serious, the could simply not tax Hydrogen Fuels, that would help bring the price in line.
Also, I understand to build dual (Dino-Gas/Hydro) cars is not a problem, the problem is safely storing enough hydrogen (fuel cell) in the car.
This means, when the bells in my head go off, the phone call is *really* for me, not one of my stinky kids.
It really won't matter, they are all so scared of Anthrax, no mail is being opened.
I use to get this same effect from a [$50 msrp] K-Mart electric guitar, pluged into any old crappy amp.
Life was good 20 years ago...
what if...um, I have no thumbs !!!
So...all young looking porno models are out of work now....I's a sad, sad, day.
officially claim this "land" and form a new country. I'd do it, but I'm busy this weekend.
I made it through a Katz story without wanting to puke !!
So most of my collection is, sadly, lost.
On a side note, I caught some of Barbarella the other day... man what a stinker. How yahoo gives it 3/5 stars is beyond me.
For those under 20 years old, Barbarella is like Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery *but* there are no funny punch lines, and the whole movie looks like it cost about $13.47 to make.
I Accuse My Parents is the best
I wet myself just thinking about it.
Now that I'm a dad, I try and model myself after the Father from this short
"Your birthday?!? Again? Here's $20, go have some fun, your mom and I are going out wife-swaping..."
oooooh....tax
never mind
I have nothing more to add at this time
except
this sounds like a stupid idea...btw, whats a w2k terminal server do?
get a couple of dogs that bark loud
My friend in security [big electronic systems for corporate campus's] for over 20 years swears by big dogs.
Burgulars always skip the house with multiple barking dogs, and dogs are fun !!
If Shakspeare wrote porn, it would still be porn.
I contracted @ MCI at the time of the merger; I built and maintained Netview Maps for a NOC.
More than once my harried Sr Manager came to us with a list of Worldcom customers who were paying for management, but no one was managing (6 months or longer)...so we added them ASAP.
fyi, there was no fat in our division, at least from the cheap seats.
per the orig req for corporate feel: it's the Borg
Doing firmware in 1991. Our manager also had some guys / project(s) working on Suns [I was working on a DOS box, doing firmware].
As a contractor, my (perm) friend said the key to longjevity(sp?) was, when I got down to 40 hrs a week of work, goto the manager and ask if there was anything else I could help out with.
Aparently we shared a unix admin with another group (the admins real group) and the unix admin quit. Two weeks later, my manager found out, paniced, then asked if I wanted to be the new unix admin. I had never even touched a unix box. I said, "sure".
I should have stayed with programming, as all the programers shifted to C++/Smalltalk and went thru 1-2 months of company paid for training, while I was struggling with taring shit off to tape.
it's how hot you looked in that low-cut business blouse that sealed the deal.
that, and not being an idiot durring the in-person.
or does this guy seem way to picky about his PORN SCANS?