The fundamental fact of the matter is, regardless of which movie they had appeared in, the ewoks would always be the more tolerable of the two because:
THEY DON'T TALK!
"If Jar Jar had been in the first movie, he would have been loved and had figures of him sold on the black market and been incorporated as a real character in fan fiction, while Ewoks would be universally hated and have fanfiction written about 1001 ways to kill them."
A) After 100% of the under 18 population of NC has been reported, they realise it was a stupid idea and stop.
B)After 100% of the under 18 population of NC has been reported, they go "holy shit, lookit how dangerous these kids are!" And push the program to a national level.
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The fundamental fact of the matter is, regardless of which movie they had appeared in, the ewoks would always be the more tolerable of the two because:
THEY DON'T TALK!
"If Jar Jar had been in the first movie, he would have been loved and had figures of him sold on the black market and been incorporated as a real character in fan fiction, while Ewoks would be universally hated and have fanfiction written about 1001 ways to kill them."
If thats the worm....SHOW ME THE TEQUILA!
I bet he's wishing he'd patented that idea right about now.
Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.
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A) After 100% of the under 18 population of NC has been reported,
they realise it was a stupid idea and stop.
B)After 100% of the under 18 population of NC has been reported,
they go "holy shit, lookit how dangerous these kids are!" And push
the program to a national level.