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  1. Spare The Rod on Putting Time Out In Time Out: The Science of Discipline · · Score: 1

    This is all fine and good, but the fact remains that sometimes what the little bastards need is a damned good thrashing.

  2. Re:NYTimes fucking sux on Largest DDoS In History Reaches 300 Billion Bits Per Second · · Score: 1

    Thank you for that calm, insightful and reasoned comment.

  3. I say we... on Largest DDoS In History Reaches 300 Billion Bits Per Second · · Score: 1

    ...take off and nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to me sure.

  4. Easy Solution on Dealing With an Overly-Restrictive Intellectual Property Policy? · · Score: 1

    Lie.

  5. Advice on Ask Slashdot: Advice For Using a Cell Phone In China? · · Score: 1

    Speak only in Navaho. It worked great in WWII.

  6. Survey Says... on Survey Says Most iPhone Users Love AT&T · · Score: 1

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad elected in a landslide, with 100% of the population voting.

  7. Hip Developers on Microsoft Out of Favor With Young, Hip Developers · · Score: 1

    Hip developers? HIP? HAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! WOOOOO-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh stoppit yer killin me!

  8. An "Open" Cellular Network? No Thanks. on Why Open Source Phones Still Fail · · Score: 1

    Who cares if cellphone carriers want to maintain tight control of their network?

    I'm very happy with the stability and predictability of the cellular network, and I have no interest in seeing it clotted up with some god-awful Bittorrent-ish thing that some kid invented so that he could avoid paying for ringtones or whatever. I would greatly prefer that my phone continues to be reliable than that the cellular networks are allowed to degenerate until they work as poorly as the internet.

    Those of you with ATT service may not understand this distinction.

  9. Don't Just Throw It Away... on What Do You Do When Printers Cost Less Than Ink? · · Score: 1

    ...throw it away in someone else's yard, where you won't have to look at it.

  10. Re:Why not Farming itself? on Moving Away From the IT Field? · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's hard work. I spent two weeks working on a sheep farm. 12 hour days, very physical work. Not to mention living in a state of constant sexual exhaustion.

  11. Re:Look before you leap on Moving Away From the IT Field? · · Score: 1

    Played a lot of pocket tanks with my friends.

    Errmmm...that's a good way to get an embarrasing disease, isn't it?

  12. One Word... on SCO Terminates Darl McBride · · Score: 1

    KARMA.

  13. Re:Waste MORE time!? on Obama Makes a Push To Add Time To the School Year · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmmm...from my experience with hospitals, I thought that all registered nurses studied Stalin as a role model.

  14. Religous Nuts With Nukes on Iran's Nuclear Ambitions · · Score: 1

    I really think that eventually the Middle East is going to be one large, glowing plateau of molten radioactive glass. And then how will we get the oil out?

  15. Incompetent, Greedy Management on IBM's Patent To "Capture Expert Knowledge" With Games · · Score: 1

    "When you get rid of the real experts, who is going to figure out the new stuff?" Interesting question. Why not ask the former management of Circuit City?

  16. Retroretroactive on New "JUSTICE" Act Could Roll Back Telecom Immunity · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it occurred to the telecom execs that the word "retroactive" could easily be applied again, and possibly not to their advantage. Spineless weasels to a man, except for the US West guy who told the feds to take a hike.

  17. Strike! on ASCAP Says Apple Should Pay For 30-sec. Song Samples · · Score: 1

    We need to organize a nationwide, one-week "buyer's strike". For the whole week, nobody buys any online content, or CDs, or DVDs, or anything else. We repeat the strike, every month, until the content industries ask for legislation to a) protect the consumer's right to free previews and "fair use" snippets of any performance, and b) insure that 98% of the consumer purchase price for any content goes directly to the artists, not to the blood-sucking drug-addicted mobsters that run the business. I'd organize it myself, but I'm far too lazy, and I'd never make it through a whole week without porn anyway.

  18. Oxymoronic on Geeks Prefer Competence To Niceness · · Score: 1

    There is no such thing as a "jerk who is always right". Jerk quotient and job competency are inversely related, IMHO. Jerks are jerky because they're insecure. And I should know.

  19. Overrated Tripe And Hack Actors on Tolkien Trust Okays Hobbit Movie · · Score: 1

    Fantastic, the world needs more of Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood. And of course there's no such thing as too much Tolkien.

  20. Such Hysteria - Take A Chill Pill And A Nap on Emergency Government Control of the Internet? · · Score: 2

    How did this make it to the front page of /.?