User: abbynormal brain

Re:containment theory...

On: Iran's Nuclear Ambitions

Man! This one had me stumped for a while - I detected a hidden/deeper meaning and I finally got it:

1. The first part was real and meant to throw us off: Sanction them all ...this one is literal.
2. "Let the UN sort 'em out". And nod to the old "...and let God sort them out". Got it. But you said the UN, and we all know the UN couldn't sort themselves out of a dry paper bag (not to mention a wet one).

So I finally got it:

Sanction them all .... and leave it that way .... ?

[Why do I feel karma points slipping away?]

Re:Looks like a bit of a dust magnet

On: First Look At Wild New "Level 10" Concept PC Case

I am SO tempted to respond to this in a sassy way ... but, alas, my Karma is currently positive. Gotta keep Carson Daly happy.

BOT MICROSCOPE - The flea circus is in!!!

On: Up To 9% of a Company's Machines Are Bot-Infected

I wrote a special software program that actually let's you see the bots in action and posted it on YouTube. Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYD_-A_X5E

Re:Potatoes

On: Idaho Tops America's Most-Spammed States

Idaho - The Gem State .... no more .... New marketing: Idaho! The Spam Black Hole State ... [PS to Marcus Spalanke working in the governments "Special Global Communications Dept": Ok, I was wrong. You *really* could re-route most of the worlds spam to Idaho. You won the bet - I've got your $40 ready]

Re:Creepy -- and SAD

On: Honda's Answer To the Segway

I *hate* it when fiction becomes reality! DAMN YOU WALL-E! DAMN YOU! [After getting over it] ... I just hope they can make one with heated seat pads and beer holder.

Re:Protection?

On: 250-Foot Hybrid Airship To Spy Over Afghanistan

Yes. Protection. [puts on movie announcer voice] It came (slowly) from the runways of Death. Rising above humanity like a white cloud of Doom. Rising above the enemy in plain sight ... taunting them menacingly. It was - THE MACY'S DAY PARADE BALLOON OF DEATH! [end movie announcer voice]. Coming to a war zone near you.

Re:Who would use this?

On: Intel Connects PCs To Devices Using Light

That may be so Cable Guy, but if they ever figure out the "conversion issue" they'll be able to transport more than Blu-ray movies. You'll finally be able to say those words you've been longing for: "Beam me up Scotty". Quit hampering forward progress .... now where's my iPod cabl.... oops.

Neural Stem Cell Therapy - It Tickles!

On: FDA OKs First Human Trial of Neural Stem Cell Therapy

Neural Stem Cell Therapy - It Tickles!!! (tee hee .......eyes go glassy .... drool begins)

Re:Doomsday Machine

On: Soviets Built a Doomsday Machine; It's Still Alive

Everyone wants to see the final transformation of man in their lifetime - the *evolutionary* shift of humans to global peace. Change is *slow* and, like chemical reactions, complete on their own ... which leads to another fallacy ... if we endure, there is not end - no end goal - it just keeps on going. We (as humans) are not yet above war - it is still in our nature. Rather than focus on the effects of war, we should focus on the many root causes. It's still about the haves and have-nots. The nature of war is changing too ... In the past, I would have to cross your waters, and rape/pillage everything between where I landed and your castle/village/condo/etc. Now, we can send a laser guided missile straight into your favorite summer home bathroom window! We just spared the air! (By not burning all the crops). Either way, emergence theory and patterns in nature predict cyclical behavior in all systems. Our time is coming. Quit your crying. Smell the roses, call your mom, kiss your wife, hug your kids, pet your dog ... and stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye baby cuz we're all going out with a BANG! "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" .... I think I just felt karma points slipping away ...