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  1. I actually liked this one. on Star Wars: The Old Republic Sarlacc Enforcer Class Unveiled · · Score: 1

    First funny story today.

  2. Here's an idea for next year: on Postgres Project To Go NoSQL · · Score: 1

    Try to create funny prank news.

  3. Meh on Garage Startup Develops "Personal Computer" · · Score: 1

    /. is failing to entertain in this April fools day.

  4. Who is Al? on MIT Finds 'Grand Unified Theory of AI' · · Score: 1

    And why is his theory so grand?

  5. Re:It might have been valuable back in 1998 or so on Sex.com is Going Down · · Score: 1

    IE6 won't do a Bing search, it will try to load sex.com instead. Yes, people still use IE6.

  6. Re:Crap on Will Smith In For Independence Day 2 & 3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The 1st Matrix movie was good. I don't see the analogy.

  7. Re:It might have been valuable back in 1998 or so on Sex.com is Going Down · · Score: 1

    You make the incorrect assumption that it takes brains to own and/or use a credit card. In fact, the vast majority of CC users lack basic math skills and get entangled in unredeemable debt forever.

  8. Is it really worth 100 metres? on Sex.com is Going Down · · Score: 1

    I thought worth should be measured in currency.

  9. Don't care on Gonorrhea As the Next Superbug · · Score: 1

    I'll never get it. My username explains.

  10. Re:They Suck on New Litigation Targets 20,000 BitTorrent-Using Downloaders · · Score: 1

    If a lot of people don't take that risk, the law will never change.

  11. One metre? on Perelman Urged To Accept $1m Prize · · Score: 1

    1m means one metre. 1M should be used to refer to 1 million (mega). Slashdot, get your units straight.

  12. Not Games on The $8,500 Gaming Table You Want · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I get enough spam in my e-mail account already.

  13. I have a cute new nickname for the US president on Obama Backs MPAA, RIAA, and ACTA · · Score: 1

    OBAMAA

  14. Re:Bad news on Pi Day and an Interview With a Pi Researcher · · Score: 1

    Thank you, Captain Obvious.

  15. Re:It's hidden on a purpose on The Dark Side of the Web · · Score: 0

    As someone once said "Information wants to be free"

    This is getting old...

  16. Re:interested in teroirsm and cihld pron? on The Dark Side of the Web · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good job! Now the FBI will know they don't need to monitor you, as you obviously abhor child porn and terrorism!

  17. Asimov? on Permanent Undersea Homes Soon; Temporary Ones Now · · Score: 1

    Isn't there an Asimov short story about an experimental underwater city that needed Government resources to expand while the Government granted all funding to outerspace colonization?

  18. Bot Master on Malware Authors Learn Market Segmentation From the Best · · Score: 1

    I don't care if it's illegal, "Bot Master" sounds awesome, how do I become one?

  19. USA! USA! USA! on French Bread Spiked With LSD In CIA Experiment · · Score: 1

    You can expect anything from America...

  20. Re:Seriously? on OnLive Remote Gaming Service Launches In June · · Score: 1

    /point
    /laugh

    Bear in mind this is a virgin laughing at you.

  21. Seriously? on OnLive Remote Gaming Service Launches In June · · Score: 1

    I want to meet people who think this OnLive Service has any chance of succeeding, so I can point and laugh at their faces.

  22. Turbines, not jets. on The World's First Commercially Available Jetpack · · Score: 1

    Should be called a "turbopack".

  23. "Don't be evil" on Google Patents Country-Specific Content Blocking · · Score: 0, Troll

    This can't be a bad thing, right? Their motto makes it clear that they don't like evil stuff.

  24. Re:Born in December on A New Explanation For the Plight of Winter Babies · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think it means you will present all the aforementioned characteristics. So you could still die young!

  25. How misleading! on HD Video From the Edge of Space, On the Cheap · · Score: 5, Funny

    The title made me think we had finally reached the outer edge of the Universe, where God lives!