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  1. Re:ATTN: Flat Earth Truthers on An Underground Ice Deposit On Mars Is Bigger Than New Mexico (popularmechanics.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, they have to, since it would instantly pull the plug on their system if NASA wasn't lying. and Roscosmos, and ESA, and CNSA and both ISAs (one of them being the Iranian agency, the other one from Israel)...

    Isn't it heartwarming that according to them, at least, these countries cannot get along AT ALL down here on earth but they all agreed to cooperate in their effort to keep space a mystery?

  2. Re:Bacchanalia... on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, at least when it comes to adult wants. This is afaik still very acceptable in those circles.

  3. Re:I love the UK ... on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked it's not possible that you "can". From the amount of people that got found strangulated by some dog leash with their wang hanging out, that suffocate with a plastic bag over their head while lying in their own jizz or that die from inserting something far too big into a far too small orifice that was originally meant as an exit only, I think you don't just "can", it seems to be mandatory.

    Quite seriously, when it comes to the weirdest sexual fetishes possible, even the Furry community in its entirety cannot hold a candle to conservative English politicians.

  4. Re:Define "non-conventional" on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Odd. My Indians all seem to work for the IRS.

  5. Re:What's the commotion? on FBI Hacked Over 8,000 Computers In 120 Countries Based on One Warrant (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, all true, but hey, be happy with what little remains of due process and correct proceedings. At least they had a warrant. Sure, they overstepped it and it was certainly never meant to be like that (at least that would be the LESS problematic case, imagine they actually HAD a warrant that was meant to be used like that...).

  6. Re:What's the commotion? on FBI Hacked Over 8,000 Computers In 120 Countries Based on One Warrant (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm fairly sure it said "the computer".

  7. Re:Where is this dark web, and how come I've never on FBI Hacked Over 8,000 Computers In 120 Countries Based on One Warrant (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Good jokes are funny because they're true.

  8. Re: What's the commotion? on FBI Hacked Over 8,000 Computers In 120 Countries Based on One Warrant (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Just wait 'til your daughter is really pissed 'cause you grounded her and didn't let her go to a Bieber concert...

  9. Re:V for Vendetta on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Search? You think someone able and willing to set up a VPN won't know how to hide his stuff so you can do a cavity search and still won't find anything?

    Blocks and censorship is a damage to the net, and they are treated accordingly.

  10. Save your money and go to a furry convention, they might pay you to tape it and you'll probably get very ... alternative sex acts to tape, too.

  11. What, there's another reason to go there but finding some new fetishes?

  12. Re:What, No Furry Pr0n? on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    But make sure they're wrinkly and have liver spots! Just to make sure they can't be underage!

  13. Re:Translation on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Can't be. Time and again you find videos where they're doing just that.

  14. Re:Bacchanalia... on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    And those statues with their wang out! ISIS has shown how to deal with them!

  15. Here's the solution: Don't look. on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 2

    Seriously. What exactly is the problem? We're not talking about videos where a party is forced to participate, that's a different matter, we're talking about acts where everyone involved is happy to participate and get recorded. So what exactly is your problem with it? That you consider it "unnatural"? That it makes you sick to the stomach? Here's a novel idea that should solve your problems:

    Don't watch the video.

    It makes me sick to the stomach to think that such backwards idiots are breeding, but that doesn't mean I start demanding that you stop pumping out units every nine months. Maybe I should. That, unlike your demand, would indeed make the world a better place.

    How exactly does that video affect you in any way whatsoever?

  16. Re:I love the UK ... on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Tories prudish? Please. If there's a political sex scandal going on, you can bet that it's a Tory member. And that's just the ones we get to know about.

  17. Re:fucking prudes on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    It's fascinating how many people can be screwed by simply pulling out...

  18. Re:Define "non-conventional" on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 2

    You have Scottish for Thanksgiving? Most people just have a Turkey.

  19. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter on UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    It can't be conservatives politicians that are against deviant sex practices. It's usually conservatives politicians that are found dead with plastic bags over their head trying to get off.

  20. The point was that we've been talking at length about fake news and forged reports lately, and suddenly I should believe something someone posted somewhere?

    We're living in a time when it's trivially easy to forge pictures and even movies. There are whole YouTube channels devoted to people creating optical illusions to make you think that something impossible was caught on camera. But as soon as it fits the own narrative and the own agenda, suddenly something gains insane amounts of credibility. Usually from the exact same people that just disparaged something that goes against their personal believes as fake, made up or fabricated.

    What's "real" and what's "fake" is more and more dependent on what people want to believe, and less and less on reality.

  21. Re:Where is this dark web, and how come I've never on FBI Hacked Over 8,000 Computers In 120 Countries Based on One Warrant (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like dark matter or dark energy. You can't really interact with it, but we're sure it's there because we can somehow see its effects.

    Though in the end, we might find out that it's something completely different that we didn't take into account.

  22. What's the commotion? on FBI Hacked Over 8,000 Computers In 120 Countries Based on One Warrant (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    They had a warrant!

    At this point, that's already more than could be expected.

  23. Yes, we'll certainly eliminate the one feature that sets Opera apart and makes it appealing.

    Yeah.

    Definitely.

    We're working on it as fast as you're pulling out of the areas you're occupying. Promised.

  24. Because someone is building those machines and there is very little demand in the private sector for them.

  25. Want me to make one that changes votes for Donald Trump into some for Donald Duck?