You managed to gather an infinite number
of immortal monkeys and an equal number of typewriters and paper. They
start pounding away at the keyboards. Eventually, a monkey will produce
the script for Shakespeare's "Hamlet".
Now the deep thought begins:
Since there are an infinite number of monkeys, more
than one monkey will write the script. Since there is an infinite number
of monkeys, an infinite number of monkeys will write "Hamlet". Probability
dictates, with a finite number of monkeys, that there are going to be more
monkeys that don't write "Hamlet" than monkeys that do. But since we are
dealing with infinite numbers, things can get "icky". Say X represents
the total number of monkeys. X is an infinite number. Y represents the
number of monkeys that write "Hamlet". Since X is infinite, Y is also infinite.
However Y is less than Z, the number of monkeys that don't write "Hamlet".
Therefore X = Y + Z.
To make things complicated, since you are dealing
with an infinite number of monkeys, chances are one - therefore an infinite
number - monkey has already had access to a typewriter and wrote "Hamlet",
"Macbeth" and "Romeo and Juliet"
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or a cleveland steamer.
with the mostus.
goat plugger.
You need some fucking help. I have to admit I laughed out loud. A coworker wanted to know what was so funny, I don't think I can share this with her.
You managed to gather an infinite number
of immortal monkeys and an equal number of typewriters and paper. They
start pounding away at the keyboards. Eventually, a monkey will produce
the script for Shakespeare's "Hamlet".
Now the deep thought begins:
Since there are an infinite number of monkeys, more
than one monkey will write the script. Since there is an infinite number
of monkeys, an infinite number of monkeys will write "Hamlet". Probability
dictates, with a finite number of monkeys, that there are going to be more
monkeys that don't write "Hamlet" than monkeys that do. But since we are
dealing with infinite numbers, things can get "icky". Say X represents
the total number of monkeys. X is an infinite number. Y represents the
number of monkeys that write "Hamlet". Since X is infinite, Y is also infinite.
However Y is less than Z, the number of monkeys that don't write "Hamlet".
Therefore X = Y + Z.
To make things complicated, since you are dealing
with an infinite number of monkeys, chances are one - therefore an infinite
number - monkey has already had access to a typewriter and wrote "Hamlet",
"Macbeth" and "Romeo and Juliet"
d00d,
Waazzzup? What is new in the land of porn, and where is my link?
Thanks,
sp
Nice try, loser.
And a w00t to you as well!
That's right! I am the king of ging!
d00d! The AC Avenger is a transvestite lesbian crack whore she-male.
Does that make you a flipper?
Now I am scared!
Notta. What is new with you?
yahoo?
And post 2363427 proves it.
Nope, he is right. Remember Northwest?
Finally, the moderation you deserve.
What is happening you freak?
Yeah, that is real hilarious. But you forgot the other obvious ones:
1) Beowulf Clusters.
2) Hot grits
3) Bill Gates is a facist pig
4) Some sort of tie in with Star Trek/LOTR/Star Wars.
5) Shut the fuck up.
Boy, I sure hate M$!
How 'bout you?
Looks like you are working real hard.
Looks like you will be working at a BBQ Shack in no time.
I can see your scooter pie.
w00t!