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Fiorina Says HP May Get Out Of The PC Business

Mikelgan writes: "Interex (the global HP user's group) is reporting that HP CEO Carly Fiorina told USA Today that HP may get out of the PC business altogether if the merger with Compaq fails. Here's the story."

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  1. fiorina also says... by marco_craveiro · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...HP is considering dropping computers all together and start a bathing suit factory in portugal.

    HP, quo vadis? :-))) soup

    1. Re:fiorina also says... by digitalunity · · Score: 1, Funny

      I bet their made out of bulletproof silk milked from goats!

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  2. Carly Fiona will still have a job? by Bloodwine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought the general consensus is that if the merger fails that she will booted out.

    While Compaq is trying to improve itself for the merger, it seems that HP's only game plan is the merger. Now that's some real corporate foresight!

    Bah... I want Carly Fiona to experience some pain for what she did to the HP calc division.

    1. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is it a question?

    2. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by rhekman · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Compaq's Capellas is no saint either.

      BTW, perhaps this culling of the herd in the mainstream PC market will have a positive effect on PC quality. Dell is adjusting to lower margins, Gateway has been hemorrhaging for some time, IBM's Personal systems group is wandering in the forest, and all the consumer PC groups of the top-tier manufacturers are beholden to Microsoft.

      Hopefully a shake out in the PC sector will not affect the interesting non-PC tech these companies work on. Compaq's professional services still seem intact, though I'm dismayed of their ceding the high end server market to Intel. They're less of an interesting company since they sacked DEC. IBM seems largely unaffected by those pressures. HP's Printing tech seems to me hit and miss with various recent products, though such product floundering is understandable given how cheap the printer market has gotten. The demise of HP's calculator division is unfortunate. They also seem to be withdrawing from scientific computing and visualization markets. I suppose they will need a successful and well accepted rollout of Itanium products with an associated push towards Linux to resurrect themselves there.

      The feuding corporate factions in all these companies in these trying economic times don't help either.

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      Reid

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    3. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by gorilla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also the general consensus is that the merger will fail. They don't have the support of the Packard foundation (10% of votes) or the Hewlett & Packard family members (another 8%). The Packard Humanities Institude (another 1.3%) is "exremely unlikely" to approve it.

    4. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Doesn't HP still have a pretty healthy medical products division that they haven't even mentioned?

      I'm not sure if they're still building dedicated hardware for hospitals or not, but I know I've seen quite a few systems in hospitals and doctor's offices with HP on them.

    5. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by JWW · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure most of those systems were all part of the Agilent spinoff (another of HP many stupid moves of late.)

    6. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by warpSpeed · · Score: 1

      I suppose they will need a successful and well accepted rollout of Itanium products with an associated push towards Linux to resurrect themselves there.


      While they may pin their hopes to the next iteration of Intel product, I have yet to see anything that remotely looks like they are embracing Linux. Lots of lip service, yes, truly using Linux and contributing back to the core of Linux, no.

      One more reason to hold Carly in contempt.

      I still use my HP11C, it is the best calulator I ever owned.

      ~Sean

    7. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by cactopus · · Score: 1

      What should happen is this:

      HP consolidates its business in printers, scientific equipment, HP9000's, and storage. All the things they are good at... Then they start working with the Linux crowd like IBM does, while maintaining HP-UX above that. Dump Carly, Dump PC's, and dump Compaq... oh and dump Itanium too. Let's keep our hands on our crown jewel technologies why don't we... Wishful thinking... PC makers don't get it... there is simply no way to differentiate yourself in this market or under Intel or MS's umbrella... a PC is a PC is a PC..

    8. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by sbryant · · Score: 1

      Doesn't HP still have a pretty healthy medical products division that they haven't even mentioned?

      Said medical division was part of what went to Agilent; Agilent subsequently sold Medical to Philips.

      Agilent also got Components and Test & Measurement (which is what HP started with).

      -- Steve

    9. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by q_public13 · · Score: 1

      From the way it seems, this is the same path that she led Lucent on during its "hey day". All the while there were many people getting "fat" off of the returns, and now look where they(Lucent) are at. You can only play the same games with different companies so long until someone actually catches on to the pattern.

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    10. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by edinho · · Score: 1

      Paying off retention bonus (mostly to execs and top managers) while laying off like mad? I don't care if she still have a job at the end of the year. She definitely doesn't need a job.

      Welcome to Club Enron. 8^)

    11. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2

      BTW, perhaps this culling of the herd in the mainstream PC market will have a positive effect on PC quality.

      That's very optimistic. What we've seen over the last few years is that once rock-solid vendors like HP and Compaq have been reduced to producing low quality mystery crap. The fact is that there's little or no market for a 'quality' PC so cost-cutting reigns supreme and people buy disposible hardware and are consigned to bitching about system crashes and machines that aren't fundementally faster for the user than they were 10 years ago.

      The nightmare situation is that you'll only have two PC choices in a couple years - Dell and a mystery meat white box. There's just no way a company with real engineering overhead can compete.

      BTW, the PC industry brought this upon themselves. They set up a pathetic situation where they were only selling Megahertz and nothing else of value. So it shouldn't be a suprise that Intel and AMD are the only ones (along with Microsoft) who make any real profit off a computer.

      The only real solution is to get back to the point where the market sees PCs as a real capital investment and not just a disposable bit of office suppply. That means 5-8 year purchasing cycles instead of 18-36 months. Maybe if they convince themselves that nobody really needs more than 2Ghz/512MB/a fast disk, this will come to pass, but I doubt it.

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    12. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by bzhou · · Score: 1

      The former HP medical product group was part of the Agilent spin-off, renamed as Healthcare Solution Group. And again, the division was bought by Royal Philips. So neither HP nor Agilent has any medical product anymore.

    13. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by ispdrudge · · Score: 1

      If the merger fails, Fiorina, and several HP and
      Compaq execs will get Golden Parachutes. These
      execs have been working with each other in a "Clean Room", where they have access to the business details of both companies. If the merger fails, they know too much proprietary info
      about the other company to go back to being competitors. They'll have to resign, sign a non-
      compete agreement for X years, and pull the Golden Ripcord.
      I hired on at HP in the late 70's, and it was emphasized to me that as a bottom-level production hire, I was only 5 vertical promotions from being CEO, and I knew the names of 5 people directly above me. When I left HP in the early 90's, there were 11 steps above me,
      and the names were constantly changing. HP was changing from an engineer's company to an MBA's company, and the the sense of sheer fun in developing new products was going away. The best and most creative engineers I knew there went away to places like pixar and Apple.
      Maybe this had to happen, as most engineers can't direct multi-billion dollar corporations. One HP manager I still see sometimes is very positive about Carly, saying she's sharp as a whip and sees right through any bs from engineering managers. Still, all of the long-term hp-ites I talk to have regretted the passing of the old hp for several years now.

    14. Re:Carly Fiona will still have a job? by conway · · Score: 1
      I suppose they will need a successful and well accepted rollout of Itanium products with an associated push towards Linux to resurrect themselves there.

      Yeah, and thats exactly why they cut their Itanium division in NJ a few months ago. :-/
      Sadly, recently at HP, the right hand does not seem to know what the left is doing.

  3. Not good by iceblueplazma · · Score: 1

    That sounds rather disapointing. HP has finally started to make some decent PC's and now they want to leave. :-( I think they should stick to it and keep making the nice systems they have finally figured out. Of course... thats just my $.02

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    1. Re:Not good by buzban · · Score: 1

      I agree ... at least to some extent. we've been able to get some decent PCs at respectable prices from HP lately. perhaps the desktops and laptops they're making might be blended with what Compaq is doing, though.

    2. Re:Not good by dweezle · · Score: 2

      Everyone focuses on the PCs. Where the big gains are expected is in servers and services.

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    3. Re:Not good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I am one of dozen people at work that support a large population of HP laptops. One word for them JUNK. Actually to be more specific, they aspire to be junk. I will say that their kayak line (after they fixed quite a few things from a couple years ago) is tolerable...their vectra line (vl600, vli8's etc) are pretty good overall. I would say that we have about 4 or more omnibooks (4150's, 6000's,etc) in each week with hardware problems some of the laptops are the same one over and over again.
      On another note, I think the better company is Compaq as far as name recognition plus their huge market into sans and other disk subsystems. Their server market is pretty good but what I think they are looking for is the HPUX openview, tried and tested app like that is worth money to those who don't have it available to their products.

    4. Re:Not good by JWW · · Score: 2

      Bull, HP and Compaq have identical product lines.
      There is absolutely no way the combined company will have sales equal to both companies operating independently.

    5. Re:Not good by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      Compaq's desktops are FAR better than HP's. Even Compaq sff business line the EVO is superior to anything HP has offered in 2 years. Even HP printers have gone down hill. I recommended Lexmarks here at work because of price, support and print quality. HP's mid range line was nice but it has been a while since I worked on one.
      I agree with you on the sales issue though.

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    6. Re:Not good by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Really? I always got the idea that neither's PC line was particularly impressive. I've used HPs at work, and their business lines are usable, though seemed slightly less reliable than Dells. Compaq's home line is pretty bad, but I've heard their business line is substantially better, but haven't had experience with it myself...

  4. Compaq & Hp flop by GdoL · · Score: 1

    Compaq is ever strong on the PC Market and HP only can compute on the desktop market for corporations. Not the best market for PCs, on a time of economy crisis.

    A few weeks ago I sent to / a proposal of news post , rejected, guessing that this merge could not succeedd. It seems I was guessing right.

    Next time I buy a lottery ticket.

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    1. Re:Compaq & Hp flop by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      The problem is that both of them are weak compared to Dell's hold on the market. Not only are they already popular both in home and corporate use but they also continually get played as the best PC's of the year by the Magazine industry (Computer Shopper, PC Magazine, etc.).

      They are hoping that by combining forces they can at least cut some common fat (that would be workers to you and me) and try to compete with Dell.

      If this merger fails, HP dumps computers, and Gateway stores continue to flounder then you will see one of two things happen. Dell will take full control of the PC market and be the next target of attack for the DOJ - or - people will start turning to the little local guys for their PC's.

    2. Re:Compaq & Hp flop by GdoL · · Score: 1

      But HP has a strong hold on printers and corporate markets. And Compaq with Digital has a big share of big corporate world. Don't believe that they would kill so much fat has you suggest, they are already very 'thin'. And the pain of put together so different cultures and ways of life could kill the merge, like a lot of other past projects.

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    3. Re:Compaq & Hp flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as we know, Dell hasn't done much, if at all, to invoke DoJ inspection. If it has, it is in their relationships with their suppliers who also supply to Dell's competitors (think: AMD and Intel), and suppliers who want to get onto the Dell bandwagon, but are rebuked.

      All I've read is that Dell seems to have their business processes optimized and working well. Everyone else is trying to imitate Dell, and not doing so well.

    4. Re:Compaq & Hp flop by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      They don't necessarily have to have done anything obvious to invoke inspection. That is the idea of an inspection. If you come close to 100% of a market that is when they start scrutinizing you and finding things you may have done. They are very close with Microsoft and Intel.

    5. Re:Compaq & Hp flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You grossly overstate the position of HP and CPQ/DEC. The fact is that Sun and IBM have trampled them in the midrange, Dell and IBM have made huge inroads into their lowend (PC) server market, and Dell is crushing them on the desktop.

      The fact is that both companies are fucked, and there's no evidence that merging will make them any less fucked. Either could compete with Sun, IBM, and Dell on their own, but haven't. Why would merging change that?

  5. pr0n anyone by Merlin42 · · Score: 0, Troll

    So what are they going to do now? Maybe they should take a page out of the Enron book and start serving pr0n for playboy or penthouse.

  6. HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by standards · · Score: 4, Funny

    From my vantage point as an IT application manager, a merger between HP and Compaq sits well.

    I'm not really interested in either company these days. Compaq basically destroyed itself and the companies it purchased. HP is doing the same to itself.

    Their products aren't attractive to me (although both offer a couple cool products), and I have no reason to trust any service offerings offered by HP, Compaq, or a combination of both.

    I particularly have to laugh at their consumer line of PCs, with the clear colored plastic which is supposed to make them "cute" like an iMac. Not even close.

    So as far as I care, it's up to the shareholders. I guess the choice is to have one big sucky company, or two big sucky companies.

    1. Re:HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by LuserOnFire · · Score: 1

      I couldn't have said it better!

      This move is more important to the people who own stock in the company. It will probably make people money with out even producing a computer!

      In recent months I haven't had any good experience with either brand of computer. I think HP should stick with printing because they do that very well. And Compaq needs to improve quality or else it might be facing financial difficulties.

    2. Re:HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We've had nothing but good experiences with HP servers and storage products, including the new HP-coinvented LTO tape products. HP service on their equipment has traditionally been really good. HP products feel like they were designed by someone and are well integrated. I know that the components are made by others (mainboards, RAID, etc) but they integrate well.

    3. Re:HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by HP-UX'er · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you. As an Admin of HP products for more than 8 years,I can definitly say that their products integrate well, and their service has always been excellent.

    4. Re:HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by md_doc · · Score: 1

      The difference between them and an iMac is that they are just cute where an iMac is actually cute because it is functonal. It just so happened that by putting everything in its optimum place the iMac became cute and not because they wanted it to be cute.

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    5. Re:HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by Dragonmaster+Lou · · Score: 2

      As far as I'm concerned, once HP killed their calculator division, they no longer had any worthwhile products.

    6. Re:HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by billcopc · · Score: 1

      HP's server hardware is decent, but their desktops are C-R-A-P! I was fortunate enough to be given the corporate credit card to go build my own Athlon system last year, while everyone else just bought HPs and Dells with the NMSO. Guess who's got a rock-stable machine ?

      The problem with HP (and most others') desktops is that they throw in a fast CPU, then wrap a bunch of crap around it. Pathetic sound chips, onboard video with flaky drivers, and slow IDE controllers. They often suck more than the 300$ 'budget' shite your inlaws bought at CompuCentre.

      Their support is excellent though, with same-or-next day replacement, and I've found that the hardware rarely fails (except a hard drive or two). It's just very flaky by design, so you get frequent hangs and crashes.

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    7. Re:HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by LocalYokel · · Score: 1

      Actually, the HP "cute" accents happen to be a storage area for CD/DVD-ROM discs. I consider this extremely convenient, possibly even desirable, if the contents of the system were as substantial as its packaging.

      As for the iMac being functional, I point you to the original design, which featured a handle at the top that was as fragile as it was off-balance, and the "hockey puck" mouse that gave zero tactile directional feedback.

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    8. Re:HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by smyle · · Score: 1
      They often suck more than the 300$ 'budget' shite your inlaws bought at CompuCentre.

      They often are the 300$ 'budget' shite your inlaws bought at CompuCentre.

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    9. Re:HP & Compaq isn't such a bad move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, because you invested a large amount of time in effort into learning about components and how to build a PC, certainly you can build a better system than HP. Factor that in that time, plus the time your employer paid to be a screwdriver monkey, and then compare the _real_ costs.

      However, if one were to open up the Computer Shopper and order a random Athlon system, I can virtually guaruntee that it will suck much harder for work use than a HP/Dell bog standard desktop. (The boys in desktop support don't want to be worrying about your "4-in-1" drivers or whatever, and the Outlook new mail sound doesn't deserve a good soundcard. Someone deserves to be crusified for the standard i810 video driver, though.)

  7. Sounds good to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    HP getting out of the business leaves very few PC makers left in the retail market. You'll be left with Compaq, Gateway (at their stores), Apple (in both Retail and their own stores), and Sony (in 'select' stores).

    Dell is still all mail order and with IBM and Toshiba beginning to transition what's left of their PC lineups over to web based orders as well, customers will walk into CompUSA, Sears, or Circuit City and will face themselves with two choices: Compaq or Apple?

    I think this is a good decision by HP. They make a killing off of printers and cartridges, as well as scanners and other peripherals. With margins in the PC market severely low (unless you're Apple), this could be a good move for them.

    1. Re:Sounds good to me by MobileC · · Score: 0

      Not to mention medical equipment and even chemical analysis gear.

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  8. What's left? by Shanep · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Was it all her doing when the Unix guys got the boot and HP calcs had no more future? Now HP PC's?

    So they'll just be relying on the good old quality test and measurement dept then? No wait hang on, that's gone too is'nt it?

    Stupid bitch, when is SHE going to get deprecated?

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    1. Re:What's left? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So what's left of HP?

      Carly and her army of lovers?

    2. Re:What's left? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they dont have test and measurement that left in the agilent split

    3. Re:What's left? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I agree, except they're still unequaled for a plain old high-volume black and white laser printer. (Forget HP for color lasers though! Ick!)

      The rest of their printing and imaging division could vaporize tomorrow, and the world would be better off for it. They haven't made a solid, quality scanner since the days of the ScanJet 3 and 4 series, and all the HP inkjet printers use print head technology that's 3 generations old.

    4. Re:What's left? by Shanep · · Score: 2

      Thus "No wait hang on, that's gone too is'nt it?"

      I thought the addition of SB might get me modded down, but flamebait? Does this mean that there are actually people here who like this SB? Or did the SB herself mod me down under a few accounts she keeps here for times like this when her good name is being tarnished? I rather thought she was doing a fine job all by herself.

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  9. Not what she really said by dweezle · · Score: 2

    This seems to be yet another spin control move. This is not what she said or has been saying. I know, it's hard to believe that the press can misquote or be swayed by a spin meister but at least in this case it would seem to be true. From the inside this whole thing has been really wierd... and kinda fun.

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    1. Re:Not what she really said by nuwayser · · Score: 1
      I think it's just an isolated, strategic press piece. Note that this was in USA Today a/k/a "The Greatest Hits of the News!!!" and not e.g. WSJ, NYTimes, etc. This way, HP, Compaq and the media get to play both sides of the story.


      It's similar to the time when the media reported that the media was allegedly overreporting the terrorist attacks, or when the media reported that some stations were overplaying the Twin Towers footage. They'll find a story in anything. Genius was never so pathetic.

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  10. They'd get out of PC hardware anyway... by AB3A · · Score: 1

    ...With or without Compaq. That business is so large and it moves so fast that there's no way a combined HP/COMPAQ merger could keep up with it and still make a reasonable profit.

    The real money is in support contracts for server software, and PC clients. IBM has already figured this out. It will be interesting to see if these folks can make a niche for themselves as IBM has.

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  11. If HP stops branding PC's by imrdkl · · Score: 1

    Where will both of the customers go?

  12. Finances... by markmoss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Would you, or anyone else, know how HP's PC division is doing financially?

    HP used to be a company that made good test equipment, sold it at the highest prices, and supported it very well (also at the highest price). Now that's been spun off to the bizarrely named Agilent, leaving HP with the low-margin PC's and printers. The trouble with making PC's is that the market is very price competitive -- you've got to cut prices to just above cost to sell anything. Maybe you can make it up in volume. Or maybe you let your expenses get a teeny bit too high, and you're losing money every time you make a sale.

    Just wondering how HP weathered that change, from a "don't just do things right, do them better at any cost" culture to low-margin commodity manufacturing?

    1. Re:Finances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's in the annual report (try Yahoo), I can't remember the particulars but I think stronger than expected, still not as well as desired.

    2. Re:Finances... by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful
      HP used to be a company that made good test equipment, sold it at the highest prices, and supported it very well (also at the highest price). Now that's been spun off to the bizarrely named Agilent, leaving HP with the low-margin PC's and printers. The trouble with making PC's is that the market is very price competitive -- you've got to cut prices to just above cost to sell anything. Maybe you can make it up in volume. Or maybe you let your expenses get a teeny bit too high, and you're losing money every time you make a sale.
      Indeed. The problem is that many good, solid companies were enticed/driven/seduced (take your pick) by the 1998-2000 period to believe that 100%/year sales growth was possible, that 150%/year stock price appreciation was sustainable and necessary, and that trees grew to the sky. As a result they made structural changes (e.g. "sell that boring old Test & Measurement Division - they only earn 45%) to maintain this rate of growth.

      Of course, it turned out that trees don't grow to the sky. Bet HP wishes they had some of those boring, "slow" growing divisions back. And Lucent, and many others. Oops.

      sPh

    3. Re:Finances... by Schmerd · · Score: 1

      If you're implying that HP would be in better shape now if they had kept the T&M divisions, I disagree. Agilent is in worse share than HP is right now.

    4. Re:Finances... by ninjalex · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think Agilent is in the crapper because when the spinoff took place, their customer service SUCKED(I'm not aware that it has gotten better, new job, don't deal with them directly anymore). Right after they split they wanted to charge the company I worked for $100 to talk to tech support, this on a signal generator that was still under warranty. HP has been getting by on reputation for 10 years now. People had to wake up sooner or later.

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    5. Re:Finances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it would be better for HP to split the PC division off. Keep the accessories/Unix/Chip division. The PC line is simply manufacturing of middle range /dropping volume/no-profit stuff.
      They should be at the high-end/high profit and also at high volume/low profit stuff.

  13. No more PCs == no more notebooks? by InsaneCreator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Would that also mean no more HP notebooks? That would be a real shame! I own a HP Omnibook 6000 and it's one hell of a notebook. You want one. Trust me. :)

    1. Re:No more PCs == no more notebooks? by carleton · · Score: 1

      Pleah. I have a Omnibook 4150 at work. Many's the time I've been tempted to use my ancient Dell instead. (And many's the time I've just walked out of office and used a lab machine instead of waiting around for it to do something. In fairness, some of this can be plained on various Windows, but the hardware itself has enough stupidness to tick me off)

    2. Re:No more PCs == no more notebooks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You want one. Trust me. :)

      No, I don't. I have an IBM.

    3. Re:No more PCs == no more notebooks? by sbryant · · Score: 1

      If anyone wants an HP laptop, they can buy them from Dell... the main difference is that they're black and have a Dell badge on them, but that's about is. They're all made by another company.

      -- Steve

    4. Re:No more PCs == no more notebooks? by markj02 · · Score: 2

      All name-brand Intel-based notebook makers buy some of their product line from cheap Asian sources. But almost all of them have their own designs as well. On many HP laptops, the design and the keyboard are distinctly HP, and several of them are really nice.

    5. Re:No more PCs == no more notebooks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All name-brand Intel-based notebook makers buy some of their product line from cheap Asian sources

      The exception might be IBM -- all of their stuff looks unique.

    6. Re:No more PCs == no more notebooks? by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      Actually, having been an HP & Dell user, here is what I think..

      Dell's have faster HD's..
      HP's are lighter..

      That's the story!

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    7. Re:No more PCs == no more notebooks? by Scoria · · Score: 1

      Agreed; my HP Omnibook 6100 is a wonderful notebook.

      70 fps in Q3, fully compatible with Linux and Windows XP, integrated WiFi compliant 802.11b, etc.

      Very well designed notebook, in my opinion.

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    8. Re:No more PCs == no more notebooks? by markj02 · · Score: 2

      IBM's low-end laptops have in the past come from Asian manufacturers. I think they do a bit of customization in terms of colors and keyboards.

  14. Re:You are a little shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Senator Rodham-Clinton, what an unexpected pleasure!

    I love it when powerful women like you talk dirty to me. If I come over tonight, would you please tie me up and fuck me hard in the ass!

  15. Too bad! by MantridDronemaker · · Score: 1

    Too bad about this, HP was making some pretty good PCs, well supported too- and affordable. They were good PCs for ma or whoever to own, heck I've even had one - just a little hard to upgrade very much.

    Hope they still make notebooks though! I'm typing this on a Pavilion N5270 which I've always been very happy with!

    Compaq's not so bad but it sucks not having HP around anymore!

    1. Re:Too bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope they still make notebooks though! I'm typing this on a Pavilion N5270 which I've always been very happy with!

      I have to agree there, I recently had to find a decent notebook for (sort of) cheap, and the HP Pavilion series was the best I could come up with. I was quite distressed, though, to find out that HP didn't market that series in my region (Belgian section of HP) so I had to get it from France.

      Definitely nice hardware, the software sucks, though: I hate those "recovery CDs" they deliver instead of your standard Windows/Drivers CDs.

      No Dell for me, at the office we had very negative experiences with their support (Belgium, again), even if the hardware is nice.

      Btw Sony sucks, Compaq sucks (the desktops certainly, sitting in front of one), don't know about the IBMs (too expensive, probably). Did I miss any of the big ones? Toshiba?

    2. Re:Too bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IBM R-series is cheaper -- priced comparably to most general consumer notebooks. It looks to be about the same size as the T-series (I have a T22, it's awesome). I don't know how the quality compares, though.

  16. What'll be left of HP ??? by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    printers and scanners ?

    once one of the best R&D companies of the planet reduced to a mere peripheral manufacturer is not a god thing.

    this Fiorina chick is realy screwing the company. I was trying to sell my HP48G, but now I'll keep it for the sake of the good old times.

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    1. Re:What'll be left of HP ??? by dweezle · · Score: 2

      I still use my 200LX, bulletproof and still unequaled.

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    2. Re:What'll be left of HP ??? by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 2

      HP makes a lot of scientific equiment as well, walk into any medical research lab and you'll likely see HP branded gas chromatographs, mass spectrometers and other such stuff.

    3. Re:What'll be left of HP ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AKA Agilent

  17. What's left? by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    Printers? Scanners?

    Good luck Fiorina... I learned long ago that HP wasn't the only game in town providing these products. To my suprise, other products are better.

    I guess there are still millions of PC owners who only know Staples, Best Buy and Circuit City [etc] for their computing needs.

    Well, they always have their faulty CDRW products.

  18. Red Herring Article by Average · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did anyone else see the Red Herring 'Open Letter' (not yet online, got the dead tree yesterday), saying "Quit Carly Quit" in no uncertain terms?

    HP. HP had a powerful business. 'Scopes, testing equipment, laser printers, calculators. People paid for that brand name. Like IBM, no one ever got fired for buying a LaserJet.

    Guess what, those days are *GONE* and gone for good. I blame Fiorina, and a lot of other folks do to.

    1. Re:Red Herring Article by pll178 · · Score: 1

      Carly did not get rid of the test and measurement organizations (Agilent). The previous CEO, Lew Platt, spun off Agilent. You can blame her for the rest of the troubles.

    2. Re:Red Herring Article by 0xA · · Score: 2
      no one ever got fired for buying a LaserJet

      You are right, this is just no longer true. I am damn close to putting an absolute ban on certain HP printers in my environment. Our whole office runs on Terminal Server and Citrix Metaframe and the newer drivers for a whole bunch of HP printers (5L, 6L, 1100, 6P, 4100 etc) will bring down a Terminal Server in seconds. I understand that this kind of environment is not yet the norm (I belive it will be eventually) but HP refused to even acknowledge the issue. It was such a let down for me, I have always been a very loyal HP customer but this mess has really turned me off them, probably for good.

      Citrix has included a universal print driver in their latest upgrade, I'm trying it this week. Pretty sad that they have to step up and make this avilable.

    3. Re:Red Herring Article by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      REally? A printer driver kills your server? Astonishing!.

      How do people put up with this shit.

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    4. Re:Red Herring Article by QuasEye · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, she's the same person who holds most of the responsibility for running Lucent into the ground, by doing things like encouraging vendor financing to inflate sales figures. A lot of analysts seem to think that she's just chasing golden parachutes.

  19. If HP drops the PC business... by Rasvar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    they might as well kiss some of their largest customers goodbye. I know that my company is planning on purchasing about 100K new pc workstations over the next two years. They are also killing off MPE, which accounts for about 600 $250K and up systems that are going to be coming end of life in two years. I would suspect that without PC workstations, it would be better for us to package deal with IBM for workstations and AIX servers instead of only having HP her with HP-UX. I think HP would be wise to give Fiorina the boot. She has wrecked that company.

    1. Re:If HP drops the PC business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM is leaving PC business so take another guess

    2. Re:If HP drops the PC business... by markdowling · · Score: 1

      Word. We are big fans of the Vectra business PC and have chosen them over Fujitsu Siemens due to their very accessible design and very good build quality. Now, if only they knew what a Win2K service pack looked like...

      On the other hand, I do NOT want to have deal with Compaqs... no happy memories there.

    3. Re:If HP drops the PC business... by Rasvar · · Score: 1

      Well, they are keeping the Thinkpads. We are halk Thinkpads already. Laptops for everyone!

  20. Is she crazy? by JoshMKiV · · Score: 1

    Can someone please explain to me what she gained by allowing that to print? I already know what she lost -- she lost all the companies considering moving to her PC product. HP life cycle for machine types is great, and they do a fine job of keeping an image alive across machine types. I just don't see why she would allow that to print if they are not 100% sure that HP PC's are done for.

  21. Playing games? by aralin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The merger is her 'child' she will not let anything happen to it. She would go under with its failure anyway. So I think that these comments are made deliberately so it will seem as 'lesser evil' to do the merger and silence some opposing voices.

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    1. Re:Playing games? by geschild · · Score: 1

      If she's playing games she better start to learn how to play because this is all the more incentive for Compaq to get out of this mess altogether and let the groom standing before the altar. Can you imagine what visions of market share the managers at Compaq must have right now? HP gone... All your bussiness are belong to us...

      Fiorina better think up something else fast because she's not helping the merger. Not helping at all.

      (asside: I think the two should never get married for a whole lot of reasons already given by enough other people.)

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  22. Truly Sad to See Such a Great Company Struggle by tealover · · Score: 0, Interesting

    I saw a great picture in the NYT of the founders probably 50 something years back tinkering on some piece of machinery. These guys are legends and it would be a shame to see them go under. I hope they can right the ship.

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  23. It's just a tactic by romey · · Score: 1

    The Hewlett family(i do believe) was fighting against the merger. She is saying this to make the Hewlett family back down, and let the merger pass, or loose the PC market... it's her hail mary pass.

    1. Re:It's just a tactic by dweezle · · Score: 2

      Well yes, both the Hewletts and the Packards have said that they will vote (15-18% of the stock) against the merger, leading to a really ah...interesting proxy fight. Better that the soaps. All news should be looked at as an attempt at spin by one side or another.

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    2. Re:It's just a tactic by skew · · Score: 1

      But how exactly does this tactic work? If the merger doesn't go through (especially if the Hewletts and Packards aren't behind it), then Carly is out. So she has no authority to talk about what HP will do if the merger doesn't happen. She won't be there.

      The only effect this tactic has is to shoot the company in the foot right now by causing potential customers (who might not have thought this through) to reconsider buying PCs from HP.

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  24. HP-48GX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sold my circa 1993 HP-48GX for $130 on e-bay! 10 years old, and the calc could still outperform anything TI threw at it. How about that! Of course, the new HP-49G is about the same calculator as the 48GX (same processor?), just with more RAM. HP will still be producing it, just no more after this one. Bad move, but look at it this way. HP's calcs were the best for the professionals that new how to use them. The general public would look at the 49-G(and who carried them?) and then would buy the TI-92 because of its bigger size! Looks over brawn every time = Small sales for the better product.

    Please tell me I'm wrong.

  25. Good Move by PoiBoy · · Score: 1
    First, I agree 100% with Walter Hewlett that the merger with Compaq is a terrible idea. Compaq has too many problems on its own, and HP doesn't need the challenge of turning two companies (HP and CPQ) around at the same time.

    Moreover, consolidation in the desktop PC market is needed. With DELL whipping everyone's ass, one of either GTW, CPQ, or HP needs to say goodbye. Neither CPQ nor HP can really compete with the likes of DELL, and they both are bleeding cash on their PC sales. Plus, if one firm exits, that breathes new life into the sails of the others.

    HP should stick to what it does best: printers, servers, and services. Those businesses have recurring cash streams. PC's are the real problem. It's too bad they spun off the Agilent (?) division a few years ago to focus more on PC's. A is a good, strong company.

    Yes, Fiorina is out if the CPQ merger falls through. She's been totally distracted by the merger, and I doubt if she really has a handle on the existing businesses.

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  26. Fiorina says... by alsta · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...HP go out of business now.

    I mean what does HP do if it doesn't do PCs, because we all know that Fiorina wants to get rid of HP-UX and all of that GOOD stuff.

    Yes, that leaves flimsy INKJET PRINTERS! Cool. And digital cameras. Wait, they suck at those, so just printers.

    Carly has successfully driven this company into ruin. As she did with her previous ventures. Why doesn't she just file chapter 11 right now to be done with it.

    Face it, Carly has driven this company into ruin.

    "HP Invent"

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    1. Re:Fiorina says... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      HP also makes electronic measurement equipment like Oscilloscopes and the like. We had a logic analyzer from them at my school and that thing was great! It even had a printer! Sure as heck saved BUNCHES of time when measuring hundreds of waveforms at different voltages and the like. No clue if they have anything like that now, or if they do, but I haven't heard of any division except calculators and mebbe HP-UX being toyed with (so far as Carly killing them...).

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    2. Re:Fiorina says... by JWW · · Score: 2

      Once again, she got rid of those too. All parts of Agilent.

      She should just skip the killing off piece by piece and shut the whole business down.

      The HP Board has got to get rid of her now.

    3. Re:Fiorina says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope she gets escorted out by security...

    4. Re:Fiorina says... by laserjet · · Score: 2

      As someone who works at HP, this Agilent spinoff was brefore Carly, on Lew Platt's time. As much as you don't like Carly, you can't blaim THAT one on her... Although I can think of about 20 other things you CAN blaim on her... She drives me nuts as well watching this company go into the ground and turn out shoddy products. Anyone who remembers the HP calcs, the laserjets, the old testing equiptment, and the lovely HP9000, HP-UX, etc. remembers what HP used to be. Something with quality. Now, times have changed. The majority of the products are cheap and shoddy, the support has gone down hill, etc.

      If Carly does get forecefully resigned (canned), I pray that the next CEO will drive this company ti what it used to be, and really make a push towards designing quality products that sell for more money, and stop competing with the bargain products.

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    5. Re:Fiorina says... by alsta · · Score: 2

      The problem with getting back into the Big Iron playfield is that it takes cash. This is something Carly has made sure is scarce at HP. So HP HAS to compete with bargain products to gain cash to play ball again. But the competition is too hard, so HP will fail with its current business model. Sorry to say, but I doubt HP will ever be what it was.

      I remember my father's HP LaserJet II. Sturdy as a battle tank. It worked for 10 years and still works. Just is a bit slow compared to other concurrent printers. So he bought a new one. An HP 2000. That was the worst printer I have ever seen. It was fragile plastic and all of that stuff. It worked for a year, then needed a new fuser. I mean, come on... The LJII needed a new toner cartridge now and then, but that was that. This thing was replaced with a new unit that acted just as poorly. Meaning that either my father went through a total of three 2000 printers (he had two replaced) and all of them were defective, or they were just plain poor quality. He then bought a Lexmark Optra T612 and it works as a charm! No problems whatsoever.

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    6. Re:Fiorina says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was it that Sun's CEO said about hollowing yourself out being a PC reseller?

    7. Re:Fiorina says... by testpoint · · Score: 1
      "HP also makes electronic measurement equipment.."

      Proving the point that HP got the spinoff exactly backwards. The test and measurement business should have retained the Hewlett Packard name. At least then the spirit of Bill and Dave could have lived on in the business they founded.

      If Agilent made the PC's and printers it would just be another dot-com equivalent gone bust. To watch the namesake of the founders of silicon valley go down at the hands of Carly is just too sad for words.

  27. Name? by johnburton · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Any other everquest players thing of someone else whenever they read the name "Fiorina"?

    Just me then...

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    1. Re:Name? by TheReverend · · Score: 1

      First thing I thought of too.

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    2. Re:Name? by Teknogeek · · Score: 1

      So this is part of the Evil Verant Conspiracy?

      ...or I have been reading the Vault Network boards too much again?

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  28. Stocking inventory on a sinking ship by filtersweep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    PCs are simply too easy to build. Anyone can do it. The real issue becomes PRICE, and the big companies are caught between having the power to leverage incredible prices out of vendors, and being to big to move the product out the door before the price loses its luster.

    It is a matter of time before there are no pre-built PCs at the mid-level on up- that they are all built-to-order and sold at the price of the components at that exact moment. I'm not going to make any quotes, but there is (obviously) an incredible level of depreciation per week for a PC sitting on a store shelf. Is anyone making money these days selling pre-built PCs? I know HP also sells built-to-order boxes...but who would pay their relatively high price?

    As a bit of an aside: and this says as much about Sam's Club (I hate that store, they could do Springer auditions there... but I had to go there for work purchases occasionally) but I'd see these HPs that were at least a year old on the shelves... with their year old price tag (still at a premium). What an undignified way to sell PCs!

    Both companies seem to have made serious blunders at its lower level consumer lines that would certainly make me think twice about their server/networking products.

    Imagine a world with nothing but white box builders.... OK, that will never happen.... imagine a world where everyone just builds their own PC.... no, that will never happen either- not that it couldn't.

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    1. Re:Stocking inventory on a sinking ship by King_TJ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, I think you bring up an interesting point. The industry got driven away from "generic clone" PCs due to the big vendors getting unbeatable pricing on quantity assembly.

      Now, they're suffering from the very strategy that originally let them take over the market.

      I wouldn't mind at all if all these big players decided mass-marketed PCs were worthless and got back out of the business. Then, the little guys could get back in and build hand-assembled PCs again. The mass-marketed "name brand" PC has really turned it into a commodity purchase, just like an appliance or box of office supplies. I don't think that turned out to be such a good thing for anyone who really likes computers.

      It served the (quite useful) purpose of putting PCs in the hands of "average Joes" and offices everywhere. Now, this has been accomplished to the point of market saturation, and it's time to go back to hand-assembled custom PCs, made to order, for the people who care enough to have better quality computers.

    2. Re:Stocking inventory on a sinking ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Last time I heard, Dell had said that the components they buy depreciate at 2% per week.

      You math wizzes can do the calcs on how much a whole system deprecitates per week based on component depreciation.

    3. Re:Stocking inventory on a sinking ship by JatTDB · · Score: 5, Informative

      One of the things that Dell's success has been largely atrributed to is that they realize this point, and keep very little inventory on-hand. They avoid getting bitten too bad when the price of a given component drops overnight.

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    4. Re:Stocking inventory on a sinking ship by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      What so we can all pay more per computer? What the fuck are you on crack or something?

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    5. Re:Stocking inventory on a sinking ship by filtersweep · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What even IS a "name brand" PC ?

      What does HP or Dell ADD to create the "value" behind the name?

      I only buy white box PCs where I hand pick the specific MoBo (with the chipset I need), graphics card, every last part... including the brand of floppy drive (like it makes a difference). The point is I am making the choice, and I know I won't be stuck with a VIA chipset that doesn't play well with my audiocard in my DAW. I can purchase it prebuilt for cheaper than I can buy all the parts individually (for some odd reason). It ends up being a better PC than a "branded" one- I know I haven't cut corners on the motherboard (God only knows what you get in a branded PC), I'm not PAYING for preinstalled software that I'll never use (and it truly is NOT free), and I actually receive an OEM CD of the OS- something you cannot find with a branded PC... and with Windows, you really don't want a "recovery CD" that will wipe the HD.

      What does that leave us? TECH SUPPORT! So branded PCs supply their own support. In a business environment, I doubt most companies go to outside support like Dell or HP. Tech support for home PCs usually consists of, "insert recovery CD and start fresh" (from what people tell me... adding "there has to be a better way...I mean, my modem just won't dial...." )

      And speaking of tech support, the BIG push into the sub-$1000 market where margins are lowest invited the least computer savvy into the forray, and that customer base must certainly be the most expensive segment to support. I envision that the point where they need tech support the most, where the learning curve is the steepest and 99% of their problems are "user error" they are faced with a rude awakening that poisons them from ever being a repeat customer with that company. Troll any windows support newsgroup and you quickly see how restless the natives are.

      If anyone knows anything about PCs, they never need tech support... yet many branded makers can charge an extra $100 or so for "deluxe support," making me wonder how much money is already imbedded in the price of a new PC for support... whether it is used or not.

      Add the fact that many bozo retailers such as Best Buy will simply replace an entire PC for the tiniest problem (often operator error from anecdotes co-workers have told me). The sheer number of "refurbished" PCs at Dell tells exactly how quick Dell is to keep customers happy... and their own policies are a bit warped. A co-worker was "told by tech support" she needed a new hard drive on her new Dell PC, that she should "send it back"- the entire PC. A fifth grader can replace a HD... she ended up with a new, different PC at Dell's expense. It is like getting a new car because you have gum stuck to the floormat! They must simply bleed money trying to provide support to everyday customers.

      Finally, I think waaay back, "IBM clones" had a bad reputation for assorted compatibility issues... and ordinary people equated a white box PC with meaning "generic" or a cheap "knock-off." There is nothing generic about a white box. I am actually guaranteed MORE compatibility than buying a branded PC- every single part in the white box is "brand name" if I build it that way.

      I agree that the tide will turn as the market is saturated with PCs, and people realize they don't need a new monitor, etc... every time they upgrade (the branded companies really push package deals to consumers), people realize tech support is a joke (and rely on friends and the informal network of tech support that naturally develops... "I'll just call my nephew"), and people realize they receive more for their money elsewhere.

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    6. Re:Stocking inventory on a sinking ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Now, this has been accomplished to the point of market saturation, and it's time to go back to hand-assembled custom PCs, made to order, for the people who care enough to have better quality computers.

      People who care about computers have been doing exactly this for the last 10 years, and are still doing it. HP's demise has no impact on them, as HP's existance never did either. It's a non-issue. You want a white box, you can always buy one, and always could have in the past. HP didn't stop you.

    7. Re:Stocking inventory on a sinking ship by filtersweep · · Score: 1

      Sure, but we just might be at that point where more people actually do "care about computers."

      Clearly there is more diversity in the workplace with PC "brands"- even a few years ago I would see predominantly IBM PCs in offices. Larger companies would rarely "mix brands" fearing it would cost more to support both IBM and brand x. The company I work for bought nothing but white boxes the last round of purchases. This is a first for us. The attitude has changed.

      Finally, 10 years ago the concept of a home computer was not entrenched in the average person's mind... the only people who had computers at home were "people who care about computers." Market saturation IS an issue. There is a much higher percentage of people who consider themselves PC hobbiest/enthusiasts who want more out of their boxes- from the 10 yr. old kid who knows the performance specs of every graphics card to the 55 yr. old who wants to connect his digital video cam by firewire so he can edit the Christmas videos. 10 years ago "Ma and Pop" were just trying to enter the text into their family tree software and their son was playing Oregon Trail... OK, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit...

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    8. Re:Stocking inventory on a sinking ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure _you_ can hang around a bunch of bizarre little internet sites, collect the information you need and hand-build a top quality PC.

      That doesn't change the fact that the average whitebox from Computer Shopper _will_ suck harder than your average sucky Dell or whatever. Clones are on the average just as terrible as they were 5 or 10 years ago -- don't forget that because you are PriceWatch connoisseur.

      The problem lies when you would rather pay someone else to do the legwork of building a quality PC. In the old days, if you wanted a top quality PC, you could open up your wallet and buy a 'workstation' from Compaq, HP, or IBM. Now you can't even do that -- they'll charge you more and ship the same low quality tawian junk (except maybe with SCSI).

      As you point out, the PC companies are in an doomed struggle to expand the market by selling crap to unsupportable idiots who only buy on price. All of the core customer MIS managers that are perfectly happy with 600Mhz and 128MB of RAM.

      The PC as a massmarket consumer item is probably dying if it isn't already dead.

      A nice recession might be all that's needed to make the dumb terminal fashionable in big corporations again, and Joe Average Consumer would probably rather have a more console-like Media Consumption Terminal from MS or AOL than try to play the PC support and upgrade game. All the hobbiests can return to hand-building things, if they haven't already.

  29. A (potentially) black day for the PC business by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Hewlett Packard were to pull out of the PC (note, big if) it would be the end of some of the best desktop and server products in the industry.

    From their consumer, soho, business and workstation PCs (such as the Brio, Vectra and Kayak ranges) all the way up to their server offerings, HP have consistently produced top-notch products.

    Well designed, reliable machines with excellent utilities (is there a management suite out there that's better than TopTools?) backed up by a professional and knowledgeable support structure have made HP PCs a dream to work with - as both a end user and a system administrator.

    Sure, the printing business may be the company's major cash cow but it's its systems that really impress me.

    I've been fortunate to have reviewed PCs from dozens of manufacturers, and I can honestly say that if I bought a PC (I tend to build my own) there would only be two companies I'd buy from. HP is one of them.

    But let's be realistic here. HP has a massive installed user base, including many blue chip corporates. It's not going to abandon making PCs and those customers (many of whom will have support contracts that guarantee the availability of their preferred desktop and servers for years to come) any more than it's going to abandon its print business.

    From the sounds of it, this is classic boardroom spin ("if X doesn't happen then we'll be forced to do Y") aimed squarely at getting Fiorina the votes she desperately needs to push through the HP/Compaq merger on which she seems to have mortgaged her career.

    Quite frankly, if this comment was a serious statement of HP's intent then it would have been made to a more respected media outlet, such as the Wall Street Journal or a Ziff Davis title, or via a major press conference, rather than the less-than-heavyweight USA Today.

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    1. Re:A (potentially) black day for the PC business by imac.usr · · Score: 2

      Quite frankly, if this comment was a serious statement of HP's intent then it would have been made to a more respected media outlet, such as the Wall Street Journal or a Ziff Davis title, or via a major press conference, rather than the less-than-heavyweight USA Today.



      While I agree completely, I must express dismay at your decision to use the terms "respected media outlet" and "Ziff Davis" so closely together. Thank god you didn't mention The Register as well.......

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    2. Re:A (potentially) black day for the PC business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If Hewlett Packard were to pull out of the PC (note, big if) it would be the end of some of the best desktop and server products in the industry."

      Five or six years ago I would have agreed with you.

      "From their consumer, soho, business and workstation PCs (such as the Brio, Vectra and Kayak ranges) all the way up to their server offerings, HP have consistently produced top-notch products."

      Complete and utter bull. Their Brio products are so shoddy that they even have problems selling them at CompUSA. The Vectra XU series was good once upon a time. Now they are FIC motherboards and shitty components from the lowest bidder (different CD-ROMs, sometimes from Lite-On sometimes from Samsung, whoever they got the cheapest batch from that month). And the Kayak stations are completely crappy. Look at the XU800, which is suppposed to be one of the higher end PC workstations HP has. It has two 64bit/66Mhz PCI slots which aren't compatible with anything. I stuck RAID cards from Mylex, AMI and Adaptec into them, nothing would work properly. Some poor implementation in the BIOS about int13h handling maybe, but that's still part of the PC. Stick either of those cards into another PC and it just works. I will agree that HP DID make high quality stuff at one point, but now... Selling a flagship PC workstation with an ASUS motherboard is just shitty. No excuse for that.

      "Well designed, reliable machines with excellent utilities (is there a management suite out there that's better than TopTools?) backed up by a professional and knowledgeable support structure have made HP PCs a dream to work with - as both a end user and a system administrator."

      Not true anymore. TopTools? The TopTools daddy is called Tivoli, from IBM.

      "I've been fortunate to have reviewed PCs from dozens of manufacturers, and I can honestly say that if I bought a PC (I tend to build my own) there would only be two companies I'd buy from. HP is one of them."

      I used to share this sentiment. After my last HP purchase however, I vowed to never endorse their products unless they turned for the better. Obviously they're not.

      The HP PC's have gone drastically cheaper, not in price but by construction. Same goes for their mid-range printers. I only buy Lexmark Optra printers now. Besides, Lexmark printers work right out of the box and I have no intentions of spending hours and even days to set up a printer. A printer is a black box and should work by plugging it in. (This is not Windows printing btw, it's UNIX printing).

    3. Re:A (potentially) black day for the PC business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former employee of Stream, Int. (the POS sweatshop outsourcing company that does HP non-business tech support) I can tell you that every home PC built by HP in the last three years has been a complete and utter piece of crap. Seriously. They suck.

      Fiorina is a joke. The days of celebrity CEOs are over. Get the guys with pocket protectors in there, please.

  30. I stopped caring at a point... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    once Compaq gave up the alpha to HP and HP in turn sold the IP/whatever else to *ntel.

    Ironically enough I saw a blurb on the register (IIRC) and a few other sites that said if the "Q" merges with HP (rumor at the time) they would kill off the Alpha to the god of x86 (ok, I'm paraphrasing).

    Guess what? Came true 2 or 3 months later.

    Ok, I'm wierd for "missing" a processor architecture, but at least it gave us the EV6 bus for the Athlon before "Being Offered up".

    (sigh)

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    1. Re:I stopped caring at a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And for some reason, they're pretending at the moment to not want to kill VMS. But that's coming.

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  31. And CNET says she has VISION??? by Spencerian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As of this post, CNET News is running a 13 part article on "visionary" people in the IT industry. Fiorina is listed on this, as is Steve Ballmer of Microsoft and a handful of other forgetables.

    Yet Steve Jobs, who critics and pundits agree has great vision and has molded and changed the PC community dramatically despite the fact his computer does not make actual PCs, isn't listed?

    And Carly has been with HP for about 2 years and hasn't really made any significant impact there beyond driving their stock price down.

    HP makes decent printer hardware (except that POS OfficeJet series, which I own) and its PC hardware (which I worked on for 2 years) is adequate, albeit unremarkable. Perhaps Fiorina's departure could kill two birds with one stone--HP's PC business (so they can concentrate on what they do best--printers) and Compaq (whose PCs are among the rattiest things to maintain in the market).

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  32. HP was a great company by f00zbll · · Score: 1
    HP started doing something completely different and lastest this long because the founders built a great company through years of hard work. Now CF has managed to take a great company and severely weaken it. That is a real shame and tragedy.

    Then again, it could be part of the normal cycle and HP may survive this one and boot her out. I hope HP does not get rid of their PC division or their printer division. I love HP printers and have never had problems with them. I've had plenty of other printers that plain old suck and didn't work right. After getting a HP printer, I never looked back.

    Who really knows what CF is talking about. It could be real or just political maneuvering. In either case, sounds like Ego is in play. I hope she retires, or works in some other field.

    1. Re:HP was a great company by JWW · · Score: 2

      Nope, when she has destroyed HP enough look for her to show up in some cushy VP job at Microsoft.

      This seems to be a viable option for many "leaders" in the IT industry. One wonders sometimes if the fix is in way before people like Fiorina start destroying the companies they supposedly run.

    2. Re:HP was a great company by f00zbll · · Score: 1

      Dare I dream she goes to microsoft? Nah, that would be idealistic of me

  33. I hope the merger goes through . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    . . . because I'm really looking forward to calling the resulting desktops by the appropriate moniker "Compaquard Bell."

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  34. no impact ?!? by Juju · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Believe me, the bitch had an impact. Not a good one though!

    Ask people who work there and you will see what I mean. Many people left because of the changes she brought... HP used to be a good company to work for, things change!

    HP not doing well in the PC business is no news. It was already the center discussion of company meetings 4 years ago. HP at that time was saying that it could not keep in business if it was not in the top 3 (go figure why!) and it was already fourth at that time, and still slipping down.
    It was making fun of Dell for being nothing more than a Pizza delivery company, and were discussing ways of getting back up where they belonged.

    The only department making big profits was the printer division and the PC repair one (not a good sign huh!)

    Anyway, I for one am not going to thread any tears for HP. The HP way, has become the HP no way!

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    1. Re:no impact ?!? by alecto · · Score: 1

      HP, unfortunately, is just another company that used to make great products and squandered its good name producing consumer level trash. Such is life.

    2. Re:no impact ?!? by Juju · · Score: 1

      Amen!

      But note that it was also a good company to work for, not just a good company to buy from. But then, there were a lot more of those two years ago!

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  35. PC biz to save Printers by ShelfWare · · Score: 1
    She implied that HP needs Compaq in order to save its printing and imaging business, according to the Jan. 14 article.

    This is understandable. Xerox just dumped it's SOHO (small office/home office) printing unit last year. The reason: you can't make money on the printers, just the supplies.

    If the market is saturated now for inkjets, then they are losing money if they are still manufacturing the printers. HP's have a really high quality, unless you are playing basketball with it. So people don't replace printers unless they want higher resolution (digital cameras). Now that resolutions are picture quality, the only optimization is speed. Who cares if the new model prints at 8PPM instead of 6PPM, it's not like you sit there staring at the printer while it works. You surf the web, play solitaire, or do your bills.

    1. Re:PC biz to save Printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The inkjet printer biz runs on the Gilette model; the printer itself is sold at a loss, and the ink cart replacements are sold at a high margin. It's why you don't generally see printer manufacturers trying to get more life out of ink carts.

  36. What's left? by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Hp already spun off their test instrument divison into another company, if they get rid of printers and computers what's left? Why don' they just go chapter 11 and call it a day?

    This scenario has played out too many times before. Heathkit stated making computers and was bought by Zenith, Heath/Zenith computer division was sold to Bull, good by Heathkit.

    Before that MITS stated making computers, Pertech bought the Altair part of the company, good-by MITS.

  37. We dumped HP for Dell 'cause of service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Where I work we lease all of our desktop computers - about 300 of 'em on 36 month terms. For a number of lease cycles we dealt with HP. The artwork on the motherboards was pristine, the cases were a snap to take apart and reassemble, and the machines worked well.


    The best part was the HP service. Whenever we had a problem the HP field engineers knew how to fix it right, the first time. We were pretty happy campers.


    Then HP had the bright idea to outsource all their service to Vanstar. The gorillas that they sent to fix our machines were barely A+ trained. I watched one day as one guy - who had brought the incorrect power supply with him - literally tried to hammer the new one in place, bending the crap out of the motherboard in the process.


    After enduring this abuse for six months or so, with HP turning a deaf ear to our complaints, we voted with our feet. The next leases went to Dell. They don't have a nationwide field service organization either, but they're much more responsive than HP is these days.


    'stoo bad, really. I did like those HP cans, and I did like the HP service folks. But HP doesn't stand behind the product anymore. When HP outsources the printer maintenance business it'll be interesting. Maybe we'll look back to IBM again.

  38. Re:Never mind calculators by CharlieG · · Score: 2

    How about the "agilent" mess - she should be gone for that alone

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  39. "For the Record" from inside HP re these stories by SubtleNuance · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For the Record
    Posted January 16, 2002
    The following memo was written to Embedded and Personal Systems (EPS)
    employees from EPS President Iain Morris to set the record straight
    regarding recent press reports on the future of Hewlett-Packard's PC
    business.

    Dear All,
    I would like to wish each of you a happy and productive 2002.
    I'm writing to you to set the record straight regarding recent press reports
    on the future of our PC business. You may have seen an article this Monday
    in USA Today which claims that Carly "warned that, should it [the merger]
    fail, HP's vaunted printer and imaging businesses would be damaged and HP
    might have to shut down its personal computer division."
    This is not the first time the press has zeroed in on the notion that we
    should exit the PC business. Rather than suggesting we exit PCs, Carly was
    explaining the importance of the merger -- in the context of a range of
    strategic alternatives -- as a way to fix our PC business. She was also
    responding to Walter Hewlett's assertion that PCs are a challenging business
    (yet he fails to offer any thoughts on how to improve it).
    According to the full transcript of the interview, what Carly said was: "It
    [the merger] allows us to fix our PC business. We can't get out of our PC
    business. If I didn't care about laying off people, I could just shut it
    down. But if I shut it down, I'd have to lay off a lot more than 15,000
    people across two companies over several years. So, we have to fix our PC
    business. And fixing our PC business requires volume and distribution
    capability."
    To further clarify her remarks, the 15,000 figure has been included in our
    filings with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. It refers to the
    estimated number of employee reductions of the combined HP and Compaq
    workforce, which will total about 15,000 people. It does not specifically
    refer to the PC business. The reductions are expected to occur during the
    first two years after the merger closes and will be achieved through a
    combination of targeted job reductions and attrition.
    It is important for you to know that HP remains committed to the PC
    business. By merging with Compaq, we believe the cost-savings from the
    anticipated synergies and economies of scale will lower the cost structure
    of our combined PC business and have a positive impact on margins. We will
    also be able to leverage the significant progress Compaq has made developing
    its direct distribution capabilities to create a more flexible distribution
    model for the combined company and help us address this important industry
    issue.
    By combining HP's strength in the consumer PC business and Compaq's strength
    in the commercial PC business, we will create a more balanced industry
    leader. We also intend to create sustainable value in our PC and other
    personal systems businesses by innovating across emerging categories and
    delivering a new generation of connected access and embedded devices.
    The merger also will provide important benefits to HP's imaging and printing
    franchise (also mentioned in the USA Today article). By improving operating
    margins in our other business segments, we expect to increase our investment
    in core IPS research and development and new IPS initiatives such as digital
    imaging and digital publishing - investments that are crucial to maintaining
    our leadership in the IPS business. According to Carly: "Imaging and
    Printing is not a cash cow. It is a growth engine that has to be invested in
    if we're to capture the real growth opportunities in Imaging and Printing
    going forward."
    Our vision is to become a premier provider of the end-to-end solutions our
    customers now demand. That requires us to be a leader in imaging and
    printing and computing and services. It requires us to be a leader in both
    the enterprise and the consumer space. PCs remain an important part of the
    end-to-end solutions we provide.
    In closing, let me thank all of you again for staying focused on the
    business at hand, and for continuing to help HP emerge an even stronger
    competitor when the economy rebounds. Here's to delighting our customers,
    delivering results and beating the competition.
    Thank you,
    Iain

  40. oh darn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What will the world be without crappy HP computers that you can't get any bloody drivers for? I dunno how I'll ever live without that low level of tech support again.

    Ever try installing a real copy of win98 on an HP?? What a nightmare!! It's about time they stopped making PCs!!

    At least you can download drivers for Compaq systems!

  41. Saw this coming by nrc · · Score: 1
    Isn't it funny that it took this whole Compaq plot to make people recognize that Carly is a nitwit? It was seen as a coup when HP lured her away from Lucent because at the time the Rich McGinn management team she was a part of was seen as a big success.

    Since then it was discovered that a lot of Lucent's "success" was based on juggled books and bad debt. But by the time all that was discovered, Lucent was spiraling down in flames. They kicked McGinn out with that most golden of golden parachutes, but Carly was long gone to HP by that time.

    You can bet that Carly has learned her old Lucent management lessons well, and in between Power Point presentations about how gutting the company of technical expertise is going to save billions and inspirational talks about how the merger is good and the old HP is bad, she's carefully packing that parachute.

  42. No money. by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with the PC business is that nobody makes any real money from PC's except for Intel and Microsoft. It's a perfect picture of the problem with commodity vs. non-commodity equipment. People consider PC's to be commodity hardware, but that's not the case. A PC is built mostly with commodity hardware -- everything except the CPU and the operating system. Uncoincidentally, the makers of those two components are the only ones able to set their price points high enough to make any real money. (One has some decent competition, and therefore can't set their prices too high... the other has a monopoly and can set their prices outrageously high.)

    This is why the fall of the MS monopoly is inevitable. Once the market realizes that the OS can be commoditized as well, Microsoft will be lucky to keep any of the low end at all. Why sell a $500 computer containing a $100 operating system, when you can sell a $400 computer with a free one?

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    1. Re:No money. by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2

      Good point about the component profits.

      Why sell a $500 computer containing a $100 operating system, when you can sell a $400 computer with a free one?

      Because in the real world, nothing comes for free.

      You make a fundemental mistake. The support costs of a system far outweigh the operating system costs. If you reduce the MS OEM rate from $50 to $0 for Linux, but you double your support costs, you are now losing money!

      The PC business is brutal to the margins, and if these guys could save money with Linux, they'd be all over it. The fact is they can't.

      In fact one could argue that as long as Linux is a Unix-like expert user system, it will never be competitive with Windows in terms of support costs, except in large scale installations. That leaves MS in the catbird seat.

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  43. Quite Unfortunate by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 2

    HP was the last half-way decent retail computer a consumer could buy. No, I'm not talking about Dell, because a lot of less technically experienced people don't feel comfortable ordering their computer over the phone/internet.

    I sell computers at Circuit City. It's a pretty good way to pay my way through school. If you walk into any retail store (Circuit City, Best Buy, CompUSA, etc.), you'll see four major desktop brands: HP, Sony, Compaq, and E-Machines. Most stores will usually have one or two more laptop brands (usually Toshiba and possibly Fujitsu). For desktops, HP is the only one of those brands listed that's even halfway decent. Compaq's Presarios are heavily integrated, cut-$2-off-this-win-modem-price pieces of crap. A lot of semi-savvy customers refuse to buy Compaq because of their previous experiences with them (it didn't help that their Presario line used to use proprietary RAM upgrades, either). E-Machines are shoddily assembled completely integrated computers with one thought in mind: Price. Which works well for folks who need a $400 or $500 computer package, but it won't do much for them. Sony's build quality is at least decent, but their occasional use of proprietary equipment, and their (usually) higher price relative to similarly equipped Desktops usually precludes them from the running. And don't get me started on the fact that they phased out last year's models (SDRAM-based P4 units) in mid-November and haven't supplied their retail partners with 845 chipset-based units yet.

    That leaves good ol' reliable HP. Their PCs always use industry standard equipment, and the build quality on their desktops is very nice. Yeah, they charge a little bit too much for their monitors, but their inkjets are the best in the business (yeah, we techs sneer at inkjets, but you'd be surprised how much most folks like them).

    Well, here's to hoping that this doesn't happen. Pavillion PCs will be sorely missed at my store.

    1. Re:Quite Unfortunate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that an HP Pavilion is the most "reliable" thing you sell doesn't say very much for retail computers!

      Good thing you are in school and aren't considering that a career. It will get worse.

  44. Fiorina's desperate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    She sounds more and more desperate every passing day. She's now openly resorting to threats and bribes to get away with the merger. Does she really expect to keep the job if the merger falls through, anyway?

  45. Re:Carly Fiona screwed Lucent too by Caball · · Score: 1

    You could also make an arguement that Carly had a lot to do with Lucents current problems. She likes to finance the sales of goods in-house. when the dot-coms fell apart, Lucent ate those loses.

    She has shown me nothing to indicate she is a good manager, leader, or innovative thinker. Affirmative action at work.

  46. Printing business needs saving???? Ax Fiorina! by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    I've got to admit. I don't really like HP PCs but I do like their printers; especially their laserjet and color laserjet lines.

    Now Fiorina says she NEEDS Compaq to save its printer business??? HUH? Who else really competes with HP for mid-volume laser printing? I can see wanting to lose that low-margin HP inkjet business (gee, an apollo printer for $49.00 is hurting our margins? I can't imagine why?)

    The bottom line is that HP needs to get rid of Fiorina and put an Engineer-CEO in her place. Intel ran into similar problems about 2 years ago when marketing and business people started directing the company instead of engineers. Non-engineers will always have a hard time running a technology company because they don't have the technical ability to concentrate on innovative, high-quality products.

    HP board of directors take my advice. Dump Fiorina and sell that stupid aircraft she bought with your money, and put an Engineer in charge of that company.

    -ted

    1. Re:Printing business needs saving???? Ax Fiorina! by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      "HP board of directors take my advice. Dump Fiorina and sell that stupid aircraft she bought with your money..."

      Best damned thinking I've read on /. in a while. Bravo!

      Carly had a great track record when she first came to HP, but she has done nothing but damage to that fine company. How much money did they spend to come up with a whole new logo that looks almost exactly like the old one (except that it's a bit squished now, and says, "invent")? TOO DAMNED MUCH!

      Putting an engineer in charge of a company like HP might be untenable, but for Gods' sake, at least get a business manager who knows which end of a screwdriver to hold!

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  47. HP will outsource PC manufacturing by bdavenport · · Score: 2

    this story yesterday on CBS Market Watch states that HP is looking to close a plant in France, outsource their PC manufacturing and all of this is independent of the CPQ merger.

    the story above may be a move to put pressure on approving the merger.

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  48. Printer Cartridges by javacowboy · · Score: 1

    I heard that something ridiculous like 50% or more of HP's profits come from printer cartridges. That means the rest of the company is more or less unprofitable. HP should sell everything BUT the printer cartridge division and invest in more printer cartridge plants. Jeez! No wonder Fiorina's in trouble these days.

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    1. Re:Printer Cartridges by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      why else do you think that just about everyone that makes/sells printers also makes/sells cartridges.

      you have heard the comparison to razors and disposable blades??

    2. Re:Printer Cartridges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually the calculator division they recently sold off was also profitable but apparantly profitable wasn't enough for HP. It probably wasn't growing in profits, but at least it made money unlike their pc business.

  49. Ironic... by toupsie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steve Jobs introduces the new iMac and a short time later, the head of HP, Carly Fiorina declares that they might get out of the PC industry. Coincidence? I think not!

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  50. packages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on HP unix are best I seen, easy to manage and to setup the second best is deb and dselect..

  51. a ROW perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Cant say much about the rest of the world, but for developing nations esp. India, Thailand the merger displays great synergies.
    Compaq rules the PC market by far and HP the peripherals mkt. the high end servers mkt is a scrap betn IBM, compaq, HP and Sun. No Dell anywhere.
    With the local governments strongly pushing for tech reforms, there is tremendous potential for growth for both PCs and peripherals.
    the same story, with minor variations, replays itself across various international markets...the growing markets.
    The Packards would do well to get their blinkers off and realise that HP doesnt live in a garage anymore. Grow up and be a part of the world.

  52. It's a MISQUOTE! by TecraMan · · Score: 1
    The USA Today article actually misquotes Carly's statement regarding the merger. When asked for possible strategies should the merger fail, Carly's response was along the lines of "leaving the PC business is an option, but not a viable option" (can't remember the exact quote)...

    I guess the journalist was in need of a good story to keep his editors happy.

  53. Re:Quite Unfortunate (I disagree!) by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    First of all, HP is far from being free of the proprietary noose. I've dealt with a number of people who bought HP Pavillions, only to have all sorts of compatibility problems when they tried to add an upgraded video board and disable on-board video. In fact, some models barely allow *any* expansion cards at all. You have to take what you get with the computer, and that's about it.

    IMO, any PC that can't be easily expanded with upgrade cards is defective and worthless. The PC as "endlessly upgradable and reconfigurable white box" is one of the main reasons we still deal with so many PC architecture headaches today (IRQ conflicts, I/O addresses, DMA channels). If you're going to skip the compatibility with 3rd. party hardware, why even use the Intel platform anymore? Otherwise, you have all the bad without any of the good.

  54. Management needs to step it up! by mylogic · · Score: 1

    It looks as though at this particular point HP needs to look at its management. There comes a time when the directors need to look at the decisions that are being made. Fiorina has been struggling with making decisions that will lead HP. This merger will only complicate things. HP needs to stick to its core business - Network Computers, Desktop Computers, and peripherals (printers ect.). Getting out of the PC will be disasterous.

    1) Get rid of HP/Unix, follow IBM and start using a widely accepted network OS (Linux).

    2) Smaller and more intuitive designs for the desktop computer will be successful in re-branding the HP name in the minds of consumers, follow Apple.

    Being innovative can come from the results from other companies successes, follow Microsoft. They have had a very very awesome business strategy. It does not matter what they put out, because businesses and end users know that they will be there tomorrow. HP is losing ground by complaining PUBLICLY what is wrong. Enough press statements and more action.

    1. Re:Management needs to step it up! by JWW · · Score: 2

      If they dump HP/UX in favor of Linux, they had better port their LVM and disk mirroring software to Linux first (which would be a really good thing anyway)!

  55. They need to change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP needs to change like many others. What would be useful is if they set up a site that allowed the OSS world to suggest things or even allows for OSS ppl to work them.

  56. Hubba-hubba by Xenophon+Fenderson, · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Am I the only person who thinks Carly Fiorina is a babe? Yow!

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  57. First they're in then they're out by Jormundgard · · Score: 1

    First people were saying that they were dumping the server industry, now people are saying that they're getting out of PCs?? What's left? It's good news for my friend who does kernel programming for their servers, but I wish that people would get their story straight.

  58. The Irresistable Urge to go Proprietary by javacowboy · · Score: 1

    you have heard the comparison to razors and disposable blades?

    I haven't, but I'm paying way too much for mine, and I'm sure Gilette makes a health profit margin on those too. This is why I use up each razor blade I have until it's so dull that I still have stubble after I've shaven.

    This is what companies LOVE to do. If you can make a totally non-generic but dirt-cheap (to them) component to one of your products, something that noone else can possibly duplicate, like a printer cartridge for an HP printer, or a razor blade for a gilette razor, then you will charge as much for it as possible. The same thinking goes for movie theatre popcorn.

    It's this level of overcharging that has made Microsoft a multi-billion dollar corporation, but, in fact, is essential for many companies to simply SURVIVE. I'm sure a great many smaller movie theatres would have gone out of business were it not for charging too much for popcorn, and I'm dead certain HP would be in serious trouble were it not for these printer cartridges.

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    1. Re:The Irresistable Urge to go Proprietary by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      On the movie theater popcorn, how hard is it to sneak what ever you want into the movies. Lets face it the ticket takers generally aren't future secret service material. They sell the snacks at inflated prices because you don't want to look cheep when you bring your date.

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  59. how could this be?......(sniffle sniffle) by Far_From_Newbie · · Score: 1

    and we all thought that sleep button on the tower that Compaq patented was so clever....i guess they finally got word from tech support that the occasional machine never wakes up. (lol)

  60. No more HPs? by saintlupus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darn, and I so enjoyed slashing the living shit out of my hands on the insides of those old Vectras. Too bad we can't preserve that experience for the next generation, eh? Physical pain coupled with a poorly performing computer; now there's a corporate legacy.

    --saint

  61. Fiorinian Rhapsody by Kopretinka · · Score: 2, Funny
    My search didn't show any previous links to it, so here is the Fiorinian Rhapsody (http://www.dotcomscoop.com/article.php?sid=41).

    Like the Queen? Will like this one. 8-)

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  62. Directed Advertising - HAHAHAHAHA by Elwood+Blues · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice the HP ads running over this story?

    I'm sure their marketing droids would be upset they were wasting their image impressions on an HP-negative article. Seems strange.

    Then again, perhaps it was like when my girlfriend searched for "Britney Spears" in google, and a Britney ad showed up in the Windows AIM client.

  63. Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP wants to save HP-UX division. She also wants to expand into Linux/OSS. They also have the chip division that developed the itanium (with intel) at Ft. Collins, CO. HP was known as a company that allways re-invents itself. It is simply time to re-invent itself

  64. Re:Never mind calculators by cunniff · · Score: 3, Informative
    Like or hate Carly, you can't pin Agilent on her - it was done on Lew Platt's watch; see the news.com.com story:
    http://news.com.com/2100-1001-229128.html?legacy=c net
  65. Differentiate yourself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    PC makers don't get it... there is simply no way to differentiate yourself in this market

    Sure there is.

    Just ask Steve Jobs. ;-)

    mrg

    1. Re:Differentiate yourself? by cactopus · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs is a pc maker, not a PC maker... :-)

      I was excluding Jobs on purpose. They have a different platform (PPC). I meant that there is now way to differentiate yourself when everybody and their brother makes x86 boxen... from the screwdriver shops all the way up to the HP's and Compaqs... there is no value add...just plenty of useless shovel-ware and ugly bad plastic.

  66. Even if the merger doesnt happen Compaq will be OK by ppetrakis · · Score: 1

    Nothing like the impending death of your company to finally get your ass in gear. We've seen Compaq start from lumbering around with the DEC merger not knowing what to do with and operating in the RED. To where we stand today almost 2 years later where they're actually "making" money. Compaq has realized finally that they can't be the baby IBM DEC used to be. Believe me there is plenty of belt tightning left to be done and when it's finished Compaq will be as lean and mean as Dell and with a R&D division that rivals IBM. We should see them finally stabalize in early 2003. As for HP, They'll be missed... Fiona is an idiot. More of HP is comprimising to be part of Compaq than vice versa and the old guard just doesnt want to let go.

    Peter

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  67. Re:They'd get out of PC hardware anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that Dell has the corner on the support market in the PC sector. Try sitting on the support line for compaq or HP, then compare the wait time to that of Dell.

    HP and Compaq have sucked ass for years imho, two sucky companies combining makes one really sucky company. Remember all the loser companies that excite@home bought before they went belly up??

  68. HP should get out of the Fiorina business. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 3, Funny


    Moderators: Please make sure you understand a commment before you moderate. The parent posts are saying that Fiorina is not doing a good job at HP. They are expressing in a humorous way what many, many people think.

    For the humor challenged: HP should get out of the Fiorina business.

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  69. Sad by nowt · · Score: 2
    To see what HP is today versus the mid-80's.


    Corvallis, now this.. hopefully their new push toward linux on their products will survive all this mess.

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  70. Apple vs. Compaq by gtaluvit · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Will that help Apple or will that help Compaq? The only reason that I know of that people walk into those Gateway Country stores is on word of mouth on "Get a gateway, not a Comcrap" or whatever. But word of mouth isn't as powerful as seeing JUST Compaqs when you are looking at all the PC's in a line. Apple at least is putting their stores in shopping malls and making themselves more visible, but Compaq will be showing the nice low sticker price.

    However, will Compaq put up the price when it knows they have less to compete with? Will they have an advantage where people might have been choosing HP simply because it matches the name on their printer? With PC margins and a merger in the works, that might happen.

    Again however, don't leave Apple out. I once had a compaq, now I homebuild. I like Windows 2000, very capable OS. XP is not, and thats what everything is now shipping with. For something thats supposed to be intuitive, its surprising not. Linux is not at the home desktop level yet (don't flame me). Apple however, has gone leaps and bounds over where they were five years ago. Their new OS looks very slick and they have an eye on design as well as functionality. As long as they don't screw up in the coming years, look for them to increase market share.

    To be honest, I'm sure this isn't going to be the spark that makes either company a huge success. They'll both probably see a small marginal increase in sales and there will just be one less store bought computer to complain about.

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  71. Advice to Carly... by n6mod · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've been thinking of putting this in a letter to Carly for some time now. Of course, more people will read it here (a few) than if I send it to her (zero), so here goes:

    Ms. Fiorina,

    As a Silicon Valley native, I have been very concerned with what has happened to a local institution under your control. Over the past few years, we have seen Hewlett-Packard shrivel from a industry giant in several sectors to a PC and server vendor that is struggling to be considered tier-one.

    As such, I offer the following advice:

    1. Give calculators to Agilent.
    You and Mr. Morris made a lot of enemies by announcing the dissolution of ACO. However, handing the reins to Agilent seems like a simple solution. It seems that the vast majority of HP calculator customers are likely to be Agilent customers anyway. Even though you and Mr. Morris have destroyed ACO, HP calculators have survived gaps in R&D efforts before. Perhaps Mr. Barnholt's team will be able to rehire some of the talent in Australia, and failing that I'm sure that he can recruit some excellent embedded system developers, both from inside and outside of HP and Agilent.

    2. Give the Hewlett-Packard name to Agilent.
    I'm sure that Mr. Barnholt would be delighted to bring the prestige of the Hewlett-Packard name back to the Test and Measurement business. Furthermore, this move would neatly solve many of your current problems. The copies of The HP Way sent to you by your employees and observers must surely be piling up by now, getting rid of the HP name will likely get the Hewlett and Packard heirs off your back, since their forefathers' legacy would be Mr. Barnholt's to protect.

    These two moves would leave you free to pursue your aspirations to build a printer and server powerhouse, and might even keep you in the PC business, despite your recent comments.

    You would, however, need a name for this new company. Might I suggest Compaq?

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    1. Re:Advice to Carly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh that's good...send an openly attacking letter to the CEO/Pres (whatever the hell she is) of a major computer company and expect even a Secretary to read it.

      How about you write a PROFESSIONAL sounding letter. Better yet, get hired by HP and try to make changes yourself. Nobody wants to listen to some ass who thinks he knows how to run their company better than they do. Trust me. I've tried introducing more efficient/more economical/overall BETTER methods to a few companies. Only one out of four responses was positive, and one almost got me fired. Oh, and my recommendations were NOT made in the asshole-tone that you've used, but in a highly professional, courteous one. And I STILL got shot down.

      -maleboja@ici.NOSPAM.SPAMSUCKS.net

    2. Re:Advice to Carly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you'd be taken more seriously, maleboja, if you referred to people by current PROFESSIONAL titles (i.e., Executive Assistant or Administrative Assistant) instead of 12-years-old outdated titles like Secretary.

      No wonder you got shot down. The first person you usually reach at a large company is an AA, and immediately referring to them as Secretary will not get you anywhere useful.

  72. Lew Platt began the decline of HP. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    Moderators: The parent post is an important comment. Here's a link to the article, instead of just a reference:

    Lew Platt began the decline of HP. After several years, he was replaced by Fiorina, who has also not been able to get HP under control.

    Hint to the HP board of directors: The new CEO of HP should be someone who has a technical understanding of HP's products. Management experience is not enough.

    "Technical understanding" means someone who knows the technology well enough to predict where it will be in several years.

    Also, someone who would actually be able to run HP would put a new HP product on his or her desk, before it was released, and try to install it. HP has sold printer products with buggy or insufficiently capable install software recently.

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  73. In case Carly hadn't noticed... by nagora · · Score: 1
    HP is a printer company .

    She's about the only person in the world who thinks any one gives a fuck about HP PCs. HP has one of the best known names in the industry after MS and IBM but I doubt more than one in ten people you asked "What do HP Make?" would say "Computers" rather than "Printers". In the UK more people would say "Sauce" than "Computers"!

    So, get back to making good printers that all computers can use and let Compac get on with going bust (or sorting their business out).

    TWW

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  74. AMD makes real money too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because Dell is a devoted supporter of Intel doesn't mean no one makes 'real' money. Not only that, AMD actually has increased market share, something that Intel is losing.

    1. Re:AMD makes real money too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMD, the company that has lost money in something like 4 consecutive quarters? Yeah, that's real money. Glad to hear that they are making it up on volume, though.

  75. Printers! Not PCs! by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Speaking for myself only...

    Who cares about HP's PC business? What Carly & Co. should be shot for is letting the crown jewels go to hell in a handbasket. I'm talking about the PRINTER business.

    HP printers used to have the reputation of being built like tanks, and quite rightly (I personally saw a LJII that fell off a 4 foot table in the Northridge quake. After it was picked up and the toner reseated, it worked just fine.).

    Nowadays, they're cheap flimsy plastic crap.

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    1. Re:Printers! Not PCs! by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      i agree. nice pieces of equipment. i keep picking them up at garage sales and stuff. a little slow (4ppm), but i once dropped the one i'm using now onto concrete from about 4 feet up... landed on a corner. still works flawlessly. it's a used one we picked up at boeing surplus in about '92 or so. amazing machines. my mom has a newer model, '99 or 2000, and i'm always afraid i'm gonna break it. sure wish i could get a eithernet adapter for the laserjet ii....otherwise i might have to take the later of the two to college next year.

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  76. thanks, carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    personally, i'd love to see Compackard snap under it's own weight. thanks carly for everything.

    2 down and 2 to go.

    long live the macintosh.

  77. HP computers stink by Apreche · · Score: 2

    HPs computer just stink. Have you opened any of those? It's scary! However HP makes the BEST printer, great scanners, ok cd burners, and more. They should stick to what they're good at.

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  78. Don't forget laserjet printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the only decent thing they make anymore.

  79. Carly should get out of the business... by dtjohnson · · Score: 0

    First she dumped the HP calculators. I had to buy my son a TI graphing calculator recently because there no HP graphing calculators left to buy. No RPN...he will grow up with the "=" key and Carly is to blame. :( Now she wants to dump the HP computers (which used to much better than they are at the moment...Carly's fault there too?) What's next to go? Printers? The HP shareholders need to wise up and get rid of Carly before she wipes out the last vestiges of HP's reputation for high-quality useful products.

  80. A perfect match by MasterMynd · · Score: 1

    HP and Compaq are similar in many ways.

    Both are headed by inept management. Both used to be visionaries in their industry. And both don't care about support. Why do they outsource allmost all support for their PC's & printers? They offload their problems onto another company in doing so.

    Having worked for both Compaq and HP before I can say with absolute certainty that if the merger goes through that it will be a match made in hell.

  81. Exactly. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    "HP has been getting by on reputation for 10 years now."

    Exactly. I've experienced similar craziness from HP.

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    1. Re:Exactly. by csb · · Score: 1

      Indeed, they've been skating on thin ice for some time now. Fr'instance, I bought a H-P LaserJet 3100 (multi-function winprinter) about two years ago. I like the hardware fine; but, I was a little surprised to find that it came only with Win3.x/95/98 drivers -- no NT or 2000, eh. The installer program was really hokey, too.

      I was yet more surprised when I discovered that I couldn't simply download Win2K drivers for this thing, but I had to purchase a CD-ROM with the correct drivers. I mean, you can't even download it for pay. It took some serious hunting on H-P's website to discover even this tidbit.

      Excuse me, but that's just plain insulting! Where do they get off charging for ordinary drivers for a recent and widely-used consumer electronics product? I guess they have me over a barrel now... Yeah H-P, that's a great way to keep your customers coming back.

      Of course, I didn't give them their blood-money, but instead acquired the correct drivers via another means. Too bad so sad if Carly doesn't like it. Oh yeah, and one more thing -- even in 2002, the NT/2000 driver installer is still as embarassingly flaky as the ca. 1998 Win3.x installer was. D'oh!

      -cheers, csb

      P.S. I'm an HP-UX sysadmin. H-P9000's are simply the bee's knees, but that doesn't mean I'm going to overlook what H-P has become, either. Between axing calculators and the H-P3000, the Board of Directors ought to be totally ashamed.

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  82. M$ pc hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Dell is still all mail order and with IBM and Toshiba beginning to transition what's left of their PC lineups over to web based orders as well, customers will walk into CompUSA, Sears, or Circuit City and will face themselves with two choices: Compaq or Apple?

    About then, you will start to see an "Official M$ PC", and that'll become your only choice because soon after that, the next versions of WinWhatever will only run on their own hardware, that'll also coincide with the passing of laws that require PC's to have copyright control all over and within them. These will become the only kind of PC's legal to sell, own, posess or operate. Get caught running any older PC's without the copyright nazi stuff built in or with non-approved software or o/s (linux) and you'll be sentenced to prison as a cyberterrorist.

    1. Re:M$ pc hardware by neoform · · Score: 1

      that will never happen. the moment the enter the ring no one will buy the MS computers simply because of off the negative reactions to their wanting to own the market..

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  83. Whining by Animats · · Score: 2
    And if Fiona doesn't get to play her way, she's going to take her ball and go home.

    HP needs Compaq to stay in the printer business? Compaq isn't in the printer business. They resell somebody's fax/printer/scanner combo, and they offer one Compaq-branded inkjet printer, which they probably don't make. Mostly they resell HP, Lexmark, and Xerox printers.

  84. I like HP business PC's by gruntvald · · Score: 1

    I use Vectra Vl's and Netservers. The build quality is good, the thought that goes into the maintainability is good - no tools needed for desktops - every thing is replaceable easily with levers. But their support has just plummeted in the last year. Two years ago I had a user destroy his floppy disk drive by shoving a disk in backwards. HP sent out a guy to replace it for me. It's not like that any more. My LH4 Quad CPU server even had a "how to install Linux" guide, and they certify MS, OS/2, NOVELL and Redhat on most of their new boxes, but I no longer have that confidence in the company.

  85. HP Pavilion rotten PC by witts · · Score: 1

    HP should get out of the PC business. Hands down the worst PC I ever worked on was a Pavilion 7170. Granted it was ancient, but it had a daughter board that blocked the RAM memory, and I had to unplug all PCI/ISA cards to remove the daughter board before adding memory. Damn near had to strip it bare, all for a RAM upgrade. Thanks HP! I'll take a Dell anyday over HP.

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  86. Bingo! by Weasel+Boy · · Score: 1

    This memo doesn't just score a 'BINGO', it fills in the whole damned Buzzword Bingo card!

    It's amazing how so many words can say so little.

  87. Carly at Linux World by jmichaelg · · Score: 2

    There's some irony in the fact that Carly will be a keynote speaker at the next Linux World expo while she's killing off MPE/ix - HP's OS for the 3000. If there ever was a reluctant poster child for open source, HP is it.

    HP has lost interest in MPE/iX and so the existing users have asked that HP release the source to them so that they can continue to support it. HP is hemming and hawing which sounds an awful like "No."

    Instead, HP prattles on about "earning your continued trust..." while the larger HP3000 customers wonder how they'll recoup the enormous migration expense that HP has foisted on them.

    If HP was serious about wanting to retain their customer's trust, HP would hand over the source and be done with it. It's one thing to say "we can't make money any more on the 3000, here's the source to the software you've been using" and quite another to say "We can't make money any more on the 3000. We're not going to let you have the source because we want you to buy this other solution instead."

    Carly's tenure is in jeopardy not so much because of the Compaq merger but because of the enormous damage that's happened to the HP brand during her watch. The failed Price Waterhouse merger, closing the calculator division, throwing away PA-Risc (an amazing CPU!), screwing the HP3000 users, and now the Compaq mess look like more than 3 strikes to me.

    1. Re:Carly at Linux World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP has been telling people that the 3000 was going to go away for about 10 years now. So long in fact, that people must have conviced themselves that HP was lying, and are now shocked that it's actually finally going to happen. When the midrange roadmap has had "Itanium" on it for years, what did people think was going to happen at that point?

      The only boxes I've ever seen run MPE are old crusty things that have been gathering dust forever. The software they run might be critical, but if people aren't buying new systems, what do they expect?

      Now it might have been a bad idea to 'legacy' the 3000 (look at how much money IBM makes from it's AS/400 line), but it was a decision made long ago before Carly.

      HP switched from being a computer company to a printer company a long time ago. They are at best #3 in every computer market they are in. The logical solution would be to drop _everything_ that isn't a printer. You should give the current management credit for trying to save what's left of their failing computing line-up.

  88. Feminine & Glass Ceiling hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fiorina's tenure at HP head is a disaster at best. She got the job, got tons of favorable publicity because of her gender, and proceeded to do a terrible job.

    She still gets a pass by the media/analysts because of her gender.

    Isn't that an example of the media's double standard ?

  89. HP Drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, newer HP laser printers almost always function off of Laser Jet 4 drivers (in our environment anyway). Deskjets are what give Citrix a heart attack around here. Those are the ones banned from Citrix.

    1. Re:HP Drivers by 0xA · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that's how I have my lasers setup as well, the MS drivers from the NT4 CDs are just raster drivers, they don't have all this port monitor junk with them.

      I just fins it a pain in the but to have to setup all the mappings, especially when people are loggin in remotely. I also hear you about the deskjets, what a friggin nightmare that is.

  90. Some PC Makers Do Get It by spamkabuki · · Score: 2, Insightful

    PC makers don't get it... there is simply no way to differentiate yourself in this market or under Intel or MS's umbrella...

    Sure there is; look at Sony. They came relatively late to the PC game and have done very well. While they have a well deserved rep for proprietary hardware problems, the flip side of this is giving consumers what they want and leveraging their strengths.

    In some ways you could compare them to Apple. Firewire, strong video integration for users, high (relative to a beige box) design sense. Re: music, they have taken a different road by tying some of their desktop PC's to MiniDisc, a format you may not see much in the US, but which dominates in Japan, and is I believe more prevalent in Europe.

    They're also one of the few manufacturers to try to run with Crusoe; not exactly under Intel's umbrella. As far as M$, well Linux and *BSD are very nice, but not really ready for the homebody users that are Sony's bread and butter. I run Suse on my Vaio notebook and am very happy with it.

    There is no way to differentiate a commodity except price, so take your products out of the pure commodity category, and people will buy.

  91. Good riddens... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

    Quite frankly, I equate HP to the same quality you expect from Packard Bell. I hate those tiny cases!

  92. PCers are gonna cry now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no, what will the PCers do now. Another x86 cheapa$$ is biting the dust.

    LOL. One day it's going to be just Dell and Microsoft. What excuse do PCers have then?

    They won't have any, that's why they'll keep buying M$ and it's whores in the x86 cheapa$$ industry.

  93. building computers by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1

    If peopled didn't buy from the big guys like Dell, HP, Compaq, and gateway, I would love it. I build PC's for fun, I just got done with building one for my uncle. I checked prices against Dell, he checked against gateway - we were both really happy. He can pretty much do it himself now, and I had fun - wish all my friends would come to me for stuff like this - i'd do it free I love it so much. Or charge them a pizza or something like that...The fact is that a lot of the time, small guys who use Pricewatch are much (as in 30%) cheaper...

    - dave

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  94. HP Logo for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that Slashdot does not have an HP subject category and related logo? Come on, this is one of the oldest and most respected companies in the industry. They deserve a section.

  95. Re:Don't call her a whore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'd like to flick Carly's clit!


    I'd like to turn her over my knee, pull down her panties, and spank her till she begs me to fuck her in the ass!

  96. This is such a niche market here..... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Yes but whats the POINT? I wanna use a computer not spend time fiddling with it. When I needed two PC's to run FreeBSD and Linux I looked all over, including the small mom and pop shops that sold AMD chips and were way cheaper than the big guys. I decided to try one, then they told me I'd have to wait 2-3 weeks for my system to be built and to arrive. Compaq was able to ship me stuff the next day.

    Building your own is fun and all but I just want a minimum of fuss. Is that such a crime?

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  97. damned philosophy majors by morphage · · Score: 1

    According to HP's website, "Fiorina holds a bachelor's degree in medieval history and philosophy from Stanford University". In my general experience, most people in these majors are there because they don't know their a** from a hole in the ground. (I'm majoring in computer engineering.) The bio goes on to state that she has two other masters in business. While most realize that a persons real skills and career can vary greatly from their undergraduate degree, it's pretty obvious in this case that this is one of the reasons why she has no handle or insight on the technology that drives her company and as a result is making terrible decisions. When are people going to realize that in order to manage (or as hp wants to "invent") technology you need to know something about it, because the only thing that one learns from a business degree is the business of business which is finance,
    accounting and economics. That stuff can always make your paper work look pretty and attract investors but it doesn't sell good products or innovate.

  98. That's stange... by uninet · · Score: 0

    ...do you think this has something to do with HP's infamous support record catching up with them? I mean, overall I can't see why Compaq could help HP's PC division more than HP can, but perhaps the problem really is in support (or lack there of).

    -Tim

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  99. In defense of carly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a lot of Carly bashing here but I think a lot of it ignores a couple of facts.

    (1) I think everyone is focusing on the merger but like most things, these troubles have their start long before Mrs. F showed up. HP had sharply reduced R&D spending for the previous 4-5 years before she took over. This made profits higher during the Platt years but there was simply very little in the tech pipeline when Carly came on board. Because of this they missed the boat on storage, enterprise software and a number of other growth sectors. They were left funding upgrades to their printers and PC's. Not very interesting and the PC business sucks. I believe that this is the reason for the majority of HP's current problems. They should be in enterprise computing and out of PC's.

    (2) I love their calculators also but let's be honest, not much money here (probably losing money) and they would sell the division if anybody was interested (which it looks like no one is). This tells you a bit about what this portion of the business looks like. If it looked good, someone would buy it. And people have looked at it. Love the product but not a good business from an owners point of view. A bummer.

    (3) Spinning off Agilent was the right thing to do (although she wasn't the one that did this). It is an entirely different business and conglomerates don't work. There is simply no reason these companies should be connected (just because that is the way it was doens't make it right). Agilent probably should have gotten the HP name but this is just a surface issue in the end.

    (4) Both HP and Compaq's PC businesses suck. They are both stuck with the classic distribution channel and attempts to go with the direct model creates tons of channel conflict. Also, these models are somewhat all or nothing propositions from a operational efficiency standpoint. Being in both is a loser.

    (5) Carly first went with the PWC merger idea which probably made more sense (go compete with IBM and Sun). Without another service firm merger candidate, she was left to either

    A. Shut down the PC business
    B. Merge with another firm and hope to cut costs (this works....sometimes..and with a lot of work)
    C. Fix the current PC business. This frankly, is a non-starter. Easy to talk about on a web discussion site but really just about impossible to pull-off. BTW, to the guy talking about HP's laptops, ya they are nice but they don't make them. I believe the same company that makes Dell's laptops makes HP's.

    Easy road would have been (A) (what I would do). I will give her this, she is at least trying to make a go of it and keep HP in the computer business. This takes a lot more balls than anybody here is giving her credit for.

    Again, looking at her situation (pathetic R&D situation means nothing for a couple of years and a crappy PC business) she walked into, she was really stuck between a rock and a hard place. And I have yet to see any practical alternative from anyone on this board besides some broad handwaving about making HP a great company.

  100. Poor poor slashdotters. by yeOldeSkeptic · · Score: 0

    ... never used to reading between the lines. CARLY FIORINA IS ATTEMPTING
    TO SAVE HP'S STORM-TOSSED PC BUSINESS. Why the proposed merger with
    Compaq if not for this very reason? Compaq has nothing to give HP but
    a dosage of revitalizing medicine. That is what
    attracted Carly Fiorina in the first place. With the merger deal
    on the verge of collapsing, poor Fiorina is left to giving not
    so subtle hints about the imminent future of HP without Compaq.
    ``Hoping to frighten the crows with your `off-the-record' remarks
    to the USA Today reporter Carly?'' Truly, Fiorina will be forced
    to resign if this merger does not proceed.

    Influential members of the HP board are opposed to the merger
    for reasons that are not very clear. Hints are emerging that at
    least the Packard faction is concerned about what the merger's
    costs will do to HP's profitable printer business. But whatever
    their reasons are, no one is talking outside the board-room.

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  101. Blackmail by I.+B.+Geek · · Score: 1

    As a previous 20-yr HP employee (now retired), I interpret Carley's threat to kill the PC business (and fire even more employees) as a ploy to motivate employee stockholders to vote in favor of the merger. However, she under-estimates the intelligence of the average HP emmployee.

  102. the real value in PC's is not PC's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While there's not much money to be made in PC's, there's not a lot to be lost either. HP is really good at managing the retail supply chain, and as long as they keep executing, there's no reason to stop selling PC's.

    The advantage for HP in selling PC's is that:
    A) they are able to offer complete solutions to their business customers.
    B) they are able to wield incredible power in the retail market, making sure that printers, Jornadas, cartridges, paper, cd-writers, cameras, scanners, etc get prime treatment over other manufacturers. Did you know HP is #1 (units) in retail digital cameras? Cameras?!?!?

    Combining with Compaq only increases this power. Whether they can actually pull off ther merger is another matter all together.

    HP is not getting out of PC's.

  103. Fiorina NEVER said HP was getting out of PC biz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a gigantic bit of speculation from USA Today (known in my family as McPaper).

    She DID say during her interview in USA Today that HP needed to fix its PC business, and when they do that, they necessarily look at a lot of options. They look at outsourcing, exiting the business, concentrating on certain industries, etc.

    She went on further to state that HP is committed to the business.

    Then USA Today lost its mind and said "HP is considering exiting the PC business". They probably did that because it would sell papers.

    Finally, to complete the game of telephone, other sources are picking up the USA Today story and embellishing on it. Witness the lead article of this /. entry.

    If you really want to know what she said, get the USA Today interview; do NOT read the analysis; and come to your own conclusions.

  104. Moist wipes make great gifts by Graymalkin · · Score: 2

    Why oh why must technology companies be run into the ground like this? Carly is just a bad manager and bad leader but her failures ride on the coat tails of Lew Platt's failures. I don't give a shit that Carly is a woman CEO, for all the hubbub made over that it doesn't really matter in one way or the other. What does matter is how shitty of a CEO she is. She knows her antics would have gotten her tossed out of her position so she made the entire company's upper management sign an agreement never to disagree with anything she proposed. If they didn't want to sign this agreement they were shitca...offered early retirement with a fat check for maintaining their integrity.

    Any crap about HP getting out of the PC business is just boardroom antic crap to light a fire under board members. If they don't agree to vote on [proposal] the company will have to drop [product or service]. That is entry level business class crap. The problem is Fiorina sees the Compaq merger as her brainchild and as the future path HP must take. Compaq and HP if merged would form the biggest retail PC maker in the industry. Theoretically they could leverage their systems anywhere. Between them they have inlets to all of the major retail outlets in the country. Theoretically.

    The reality of it is the merger would only make one big company to lose money. Maybe she ought to really go through with getting out of the PC business. The market is saturated as it is, people who want PCs have them and aren't going to buy new ones as long as what they have does what they want. People want to get on the internet and type stuff up and play the occasional game. PCs are so fucking overpowered that a two year old PC is still way above what even current software needs to run properly. It would be pretty hard for you to find any consumer program that didn't run just fine on a three year old 500MHz P3 with a TNT2 video card.

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    I'm a loner Dottie, a Rebel.
  105. It's about time they do... by ChodaBoy · · Score: 1

    get out of the PC business. I work for a company that does HP warranty work among other brands, and I've seen more HP Pavilion PCs cross my bench than almost any other brand.

    Which is actually kind of surprising considering they did have some quality components like ASUS motherboards and the like.

    It seems HP's quality started to dive when they started to diversify in the home market, ie. Pavilions, cameras, the CD Writer+ 7200, etc.

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    ChodaBoy
    - The preceding statement is the product of a deranged mind and the sole property of the voices in my head.
  106. Here is the Red Herring Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Red Herring
    Feb 2002
    To: Carly Fiorina
    From: The Editors of Red Herring
    Re: Your Departure

    Dear Ms. Fiorina,
    Please resign.

    You were appointed in 1999 to replace the boring if dependable Lewis Platt. An outsider, you brought to Hewlett-Packard the cult of the celebrity CEO. You said the right things:

    You promised Wall Street 15 percent annual growth when HP (a sclerotic giant with $42 billion in sales) had seen its growth dip below that figure in 1998.

    You predicted that HP would be a leader in "the second phase of Internet." You assured employees that you would embrace and yet reform the "HP Way" - the egalitarian, innovative, technologically driven corporate culture that bill Hewlett and David Packard created.

    You have not met any of these promises.

    First, Wall Street has lost faith. Since you took charge, the company's stock has tumbled 50 percent: nearly $4.8 billion in shareholder equity has vanished.

    HP's cost of sales has increased 19 percent from October 1999 to October 2001-but revenue has declined by 9 percent. Among your competitors, only Apple Computer, Gateway, and Compaq Computer have done worse over a similar period.

    Second, under your management, HP seems unlikely to be a leader in the second phase of the Internet-or anything else. For example, you tired to copy the corporate-services successes of IBM's CEO, Lou Gerstner, by making a pass at PWC, only to see the $17.5 billion merger fall apart. Good thing, too, because purchasing the consultancy could not have made HP another IBM. IBM's services are so attractive because, in addition to expensive servers, IBM Sells software. Fully one-third of IBM's profits derive from software sales. HP has-what? Nothing. Your company earned a mere $1 billion in software sales in 2000.

    Third, far from embracing and renewing HP's corporate culture, your personal style has been comically at odds with the company's traditions. While a CEO with a bodyguard and a Gulfstream IV jet (and tens of millions of dollars in compensation) might be appropriate for some companies, at geeky, democratic HP you have alienated everyone. The 6,000 layoffs you ordered profoundly shocked a company that never laid off anybody.

    At press time, you were struggling to merge HP with an even more stricken PC maker, Compaq. You have defended the deal by saying it will allow HP to sell higher-margin PCs and servers to corporations and help the company compete in the coved professional-services market. The William and Flora Hewlett and David and Lucile Packard Foundations (which oppose the deal) have "other concerns," you darkly hint, like "wealth stability." They offer no alternative for HP's future, you complain.

    Nonsense. Compaq is not a leader in high-margin computers and servers. Like HP, Compaq sells commodity PCs. The merger cannot help HP sell services- HP has no services business. And wealth stability is a perfectly valid concern for shareholders. No: the merger will only increase your dependence on commodity PCs with their increasingly slender profit margins, while diluting the strength of your successful businesses like printers.

    In any case, mergers of large computer companies nearly always fail-as did Compaq's own merger with Digital Equipment. The merger is like two starving men agreeing to share a crust of bread.

    You say that your critics offer "no alternatives? Here are some: HP's mergers should aim to acquire technology, not "scale." Specifically, if HP does plan to sell services and servers, it should, like Sun Microsystems and IBM, sell software as a driver of those products. Why not buy a database, data-storage, or server operating system company? Your company's best chance is to embrace its own engineering traditions.

    Many have suggested that if HP's shareholders reject he proposed merger, you will resign. But even if the merger is approved, you should leave. You have badly damaged....

  107. Re:Quite Unfortunate (I disagree!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "First of all, HP is far from being free of the proprietary noose. "

    Agreed, and inversely, the higher end Compaq consumer you get, the less integrated components you find. WOW! big surprise, it's no wonder he works at Circuit City, as his knowledge of computers equates to jack shit. All the low end computers are going to come with onboard components.

  108. Re: Compaq printers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the IJ/All in one printers are Lexmark. They do try and sell Xeroxes with their corporate models, I think.

  109. Bah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't put anything past that malicious nitwit.

  110. Re:No money.-0% interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You make a fundemental mistake. The support costs of a system far outweigh the operating system costs. If you reduce the MS OEM rate from $50 to $0 for Linux, but you double your support costs, you are now losing money! "

    The problem with support costs for MS is thatit doesn't do the brunt of it. The OEMS do the most while the remander is taken up by individuals, and books, and other aids. Just because one can't stare support cost in the face doesn't mean they're not there.

  111. Re:No money.-0% interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right - MS is smart because they profit from selling a gazillion cheap licences, and the OEMs actually _lose_ money shipping each copy of Windows (which they hopefully make up with hardware markup.)

    The only reason this works is that the OEMs would lose even more money shipping any alternative, including Linux. Maybe MacOS on x86 would have had a chance 10 years ago...

    If you want a vendor to pick up all your support needs, call your local IBM salesman. Note that his suit costs more than your car :)

  112. Maybe now they can fix the OfficeJet driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an OfficeJet G85, a real nice multi-function device that is great when it works. However, they are up to version 4.0.3 of the Mac driver without successfully producing a stable, robust product.

    HP: Awesome hardware. Consistently shitty software.

    -ccm