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  1. 41000 copies Linux sing along on IBM Runs 41,000 Copies of Linux on Mainframe · · Score: 4


    (to the tune of 99 bottles of beer/..... sorta)

    41000 copies of Linux on the box
    41000 copies of Linux
    if one of those copies should happen to fail
    wait in the dark, til the power comes on

    (Repeat)

  2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEMOS!!! on VMware Signs Deal with Microsoft · · Score: 3

    I know this is a offtopic, but there isn't really a place to tell it, so I'm putting it here,

    IT'S HEMOS'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEMOS!!!!

  3. Nanodot on Training Workshop on Bionanotechnology · · Score: 1


    At a press conference early this morning, a new web site was annonced. Nanodot: Nano for small, dot for dot.

    This new web site will use a small version of slash-code to run on the new bionanogigalotsofprefixesathlon mircoprocessor.

    In a world where large people dominate, it is now the right time to bring news and information tailored to migits, Wesly Crusher's nanites and those poor souls inadvertently shrunken my Mr. Silinski's shrinking machine (as featured in the "Honey I Shrunk..." movies.

    There will also be some new code written for the site which will be released under a modified version of the GPL called, the gpl. It will essentially entile the same content, only no large letter will be used in the actualy license.

    For more infomation check out www.nanodot.org

  4. Re:Use of anti-gravity: beyond our current science on Anti-Gravity Research Confirmed · · Score: 1


    Your very much write about being able to produce energy. We can do that well. The bikini islands prove it. H-bombs works wonders at producing energy. However, you are kinda wrong about it not being used because the energy ratio isn't as good as other sources. It isn't as good, but it's not just low, it's not positive. Most people don't like having to put more energy in than they take out. They don't out perform other sources, but it also doesn't out perform a hampster running on a wheel turning an alternator.

  5. Plan 14 on Innovation, Regulation and The Internet · · Score: 2
    Most /.ers are of the opinion the a Totalitarian regiem on the internet would not be a very good thing. However, it seems to be inevitable that some sort of control is becoming necessary to avoid anarchy. As a compromise between the anarcho-capitalists and the dictators I propose PLAN 14.


    PLAN 14

    In order to have some semblance of order, we need a group of people who are knowledgeable, yet we woudl like them to be fairly impressionable so they don't try to take too much power. So I propose that we instate the 140 people who are 14 years old. Reasons why this would be a good plan:

    1) You are only 14 for a year, so you can't become a career internet dictator.

    2) They are smart enough to get some stuff accomplished on the computers, but they will effectively not have a voice out side of that realm.

    3) If they get out of hand, take away their allowance and sedn them to bed early. Ground them if necessary.

    4) Great way to keep kids from doing drugs. Which would you rather do, be supreme internet dictator for a year, or do drugs?

    5) Teaches the children leadership the good ol' fashion way: throw 'em in the water, and say sink or swim.

  6. Re:To heck with Gnutella on GNUTella Search Tool · · Score: 1


    Packet collision would be pretty frickin' bad too... you'd have to get a new bitch...

  7. To heck with Gnutella on GNUTella Search Tool · · Score: 5


    To heck with Gnetella, Napster, et al. Sneaker net is the only way to go. Here's the general outline:

    There's a guy. He has sneakers. Actually, there are lots of guys with sneakers. When you want to transfer something, all you have to do is use sntp to get it. To initial that transfer, use the init signal: "Hey bitch! Get over here!" and the sneaker bitch comes to answer your request. Then you say, I want this mp3.
    (This can be abberviated nstp://bitch.newmp3.mp3

    Sneaker bitch then runs off to the sneaker bitch hub where he passes the message off to the next sneaker bitch. After the message reaches the target machine, it is recorded on magnetic media and returns via the same path.

    Inefficient you say? Never underestimate the bandwidth of a pickup truck full of floppies.

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    (note: I am not the progenetor of this idea, but we talked about it at supper last night, and it sound like fun to me. Think of the mp3's you could fit in a pickup!)

  8. Why fight? on CyberPatrol Update - Mattel Wins? · · Score: 1


    Let's think about it for a second: Years tidious of court dates and legal battles to fight for free speech where the out come is undetermined, or a simple sell out to the comapny to get them to go away.

    I'd sell out. I don't think I 100% believe in free speech as it stands today (the framers did not garentee the right to say *everything*). I wouldn't fight. At least not for this. Other free speech issues, you bet, but not hacked software. Wouldn't be worth my time.

  9. GNP is not Pizza on Why Cold Pizza Tastes So Good · · Score: 1


    GNP is Not Pizza. The open source pizza movement.

    After years of eating overpriced corporate pizza, it's time we take a stand and have our own pizza which everyone can have the recipe for. I've already started work on a dough recipe Which I will release under the GNP GPL. You make modifications to the dough recipe only if proper credit is given to the original baker.

    DOWN WITH PIZZA HUT! PIZZA HUT IS THE DEVIL!!!

  10. Re:Maybe I'm paranoid BUT on The Short Life And Hard Times Of A Linux Virus · · Score: 1


    Sweet.... what's there number, I might want to order... oh hold, someone's at the door.............................................. .............

    gotta go... pizza's getting cold.......

  11. Open source pizza on Richard Stallman Audio Interview at Wired · · Score: 3


    GNP - GNP is Not Pizza.

    Let's take a some dough, eat it alot and get to know it's properties and then make our own dough recipe. I'll work and that. Someone else can work on a recipe for sauce and cheese, etc. Once it gets to the point where we have lots of people supporting our pizza project, let's start a holy crusade against all other food.

    Anyone who doesn't eat our Foodix will be told they are eating inferiour food and because of that, they don't deserve the space they occupy.

    Soon Foodix will be the latest buzzword and it will have all started right here!!!

  12. Re:Maybe I'm paranoid BUT on The Short Life And Hard Times Of A Linux Virus · · Score: 4


    The people and pizza hut have been pissin' me off lately. Anyone know of a virus that will access a users modem and call pizza hut and order a bunch of pizza to people that don't exist?

    The Pizza Virus effect could be great for alot of people. 1) More wasted food means better prices for farmers. 2) More wasted food means more work for sanitation workers. 3) Somebody might be thinking "hey, I want a pizza" and suddenly, the pizza virus will unexpectedly deliever a pizza to their door. I guess the people at pizza hut wouldn't like it much, but they are bastards anyway, so screw them.

  13. Decent Rules! on Descent 3 For Linux · · Score: 1


    I love descent, it's so fast paced. I don't think my keyboard likes descent very much. Nor do my roommates. Vommit and electronics don't go well together. And my roommates have this strange pet peeve about me not cleaning up my vomit (and other body fluids) for a few days. Hey, I just wait until there's enough to make it worth cleaning up.

  14. Re:first post on MI5 Laptop Stolen -- Along With Top-Secret Data · · Score: 0


    Dude you suck. You didn't even get close to the first post. Are you a crack baby of some sort?

    Would anyone like to order a pizza? I'm pretty hungry right now. How does a large pepperoni sound?

    neo-opf

  15. Re:Funny on Anonymous Web Hosting Banned In France · · Score: 1


    Actaully, i was trying to troll at the time. I was hoping for a score of -1. Damn moderators went and gave me positive karma.

    Bastards.

  16. Grr... on Anonymous Web Hosting Banned In France · · Score: 5


    Who the heck do the french think they are? Have they ever heard of the Bill of Rights? Don't they realize that we have rights in America that they have to respect. If they don't, we'll have to take them to court. Those Supreme Court guys have this funny tendancy to uphold the constitution.

    French people piss me off.

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    The new orange petal fuckers is coming for you and he has a big belt buckle.

  17. Re:Within a few years, Europe will pass America! on The Internet is America-centric, But for How Long · · Score: 0


    Yeah, but Europeans are dumb. How can they make cool stuff without places like Montana. They have no where to send people obsessed with having "relations" with sheep. Sheesh.

    Baaaaaahh!

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  18. Re:FIRST POST MOTHERFUCKER on Trying to Save Iridium · · Score: 1

    I bet you felt better smarter with that parking cone in your rectum.

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    neo-opf: the new orange petal flapper

  19. Re:interesting on DC LUGs To Protest DMCA · · Score: 1

    Montana: Where the men are men The women are men And the sheep are scared.