...In addition, incantations, a chicken, a bowl, and a sharp knife may be necessary.
USE KNIFE ON CHICKEN
You carefully cut the chicken into stips, removing gristle and fatty tissue.
PUT CANS IN BOWL
What cans?
TAKE CANS FROM SHELF
You take the cans of Rotel and Cream of Chicken from the pantry shelf.
PUT CANS INTO BOWL
You open the cans and mix them into the bowl.
PUT CHICKEN INTO BOWL
You carefully lay the chicken strips onto your mixture.
COOK THE FOOD IN THE BOWL
Using your +15 Cookamancery Skill, you cook the food for 45 minutes at 450 F, garnishing it with shredded cheese and bread crumbs. You lose 50 Hunger points and 15 HP in the process, and gain 25 Cookamancery skill points. *You gained a level!*
When confronted with such a comment as yours, a previous/.er once asked, "So once you're done with those, then you go read the news?" (Paraphrased, of course.)
Must you refer to that movie? I think I just threw up a little...
And you can't forget that "those of us... who can afford to bribe candidates with campaign contributions" now also includes multi-national, multi-billion-dollar-a-year corporations. Thank God that these face-less leviathans now have a larger say in our government than John Q Public and his unwashed brethren.
Frankly, that's not that bad an analogy for life... You spend the first half of your life being loaded with information, aiming at a career path, spend an astonishingly short amount of time finding your goal, then try to fragment your effects into as many different areas and directions as possible, sticking little pieces of yourself and your target into enemy flesh, deeper and deeper until you reach their vital organs, shredding them apart in the seconds before you take their life.
I may have gone off on a tangent, but I think you get my point. Don't eff with RPG-man.
You insensitive clod! We have to pay for water!
but only because the water from the spigot is contaminated from the diesel tanks that used to be here. Petroleum-flavored water? Count me out.
What can I say... I like gadget rumors better than celebrities... here, have some more!
http://www.slashgear.com/motorola-shadow-9-9mm-thick-1080p-smartphone-leaks-3167379/
1080p output, 8MP camera with HD recording, only 9mm thick.
But I do freely admit that its no iSlate or whatever-the-hell they're calling it now, so no *real* reason to get your drawers in a mess.
Slashdot Mirror
Yeah, well I'm like rubber, and you're like glue, so forth and so on.
...In addition, incantations, a chicken, a bowl, and a sharp knife may be necessary.
USE KNIFE ON CHICKEN
You carefully cut the chicken into stips, removing gristle and fatty tissue.
PUT CANS IN BOWL
What cans?
TAKE CANS FROM SHELF
You take the cans of Rotel and Cream of Chicken from the pantry shelf.
PUT CANS INTO BOWL
You open the cans and mix them into the bowl.
PUT CHICKEN INTO BOWL
You carefully lay the chicken strips onto your mixture.
COOK THE FOOD IN THE BOWL
Using your +15 Cookamancery Skill, you cook the food for 45 minutes at 450 F, garnishing it with shredded cheese and bread crumbs. You lose 50 Hunger points and 15 HP in the process, and gain 25 Cookamancery skill points.
*You gained a level!*
"Stop copying me!!"
--OR--
You must be new here... welcome to slashdot.
When confronted with such a comment as yours, a previous /.er once asked, "So once you're done with those, then you go read the news?" (Paraphrased, of course.)
Must you refer to that movie? I think I just threw up a little...
And you can't forget that "those of us... who can afford to bribe candidates with campaign contributions" now also includes multi-national, multi-billion-dollar-a-year corporations. Thank God that these face-less leviathans now have a larger say in our government than John Q Public and his unwashed brethren.
Could we not just light a match? Seems to work wonders on the unusual methane levels in the lavatory.....
Frankly, that's not that bad an analogy for life ... You spend the first half of your life being loaded with information, aiming at a career path, spend an astonishingly short amount of time finding your goal, then try to fragment your effects into as many different areas and directions as possible, sticking little pieces of yourself and your target into enemy flesh, deeper and deeper until you reach their vital organs, shredding them apart in the seconds before you take their life.
I may have gone off on a tangent, but I think you get my point. Don't eff with RPG-man.
You insensitive clod! We have to pay for water! but only because the water from the spigot is contaminated from the diesel tanks that used to be here. Petroleum-flavored water? Count me out.
What can I say... I like gadget rumors better than celebrities... here, have some more! http://www.slashgear.com/motorola-shadow-9-9mm-thick-1080p-smartphone-leaks-3167379/ 1080p output, 8MP camera with HD recording, only 9mm thick. But I do freely admit that its no iSlate or whatever-the-hell they're calling it now, so no *real* reason to get your drawers in a mess.