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  1. Re:Obligatory on What Drugs Do Astronauts Take? · · Score: 0

    The Japanese module on the ISS, is actually the solar systems largest anti-gravity bong.

  2. Yesss!! on Somali Pirates Open Up a "Stock Exchange" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now half of my dream equation is complete; however, my plans will truly come to fruition the day there is a Ninja stock exchange. Then the eternal hypothetical fight of the ages past can be settled, "Who would win in a stock trade battle, Ninja's or Pirates?" (btw, by settled I mean the Ninjas will trade the shit out of the Pirates...)

  3. My mature reasoned response! on Verizon Changes FiOS AUP, -1, Offtopic · · Score: 1

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  4. Call me a p3rv3rt... on Scientists Create Artificial Meat · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sustenance angle is all well and good; however, what I want to know is how long till the "real flesh" fleshlight?

  5. Re:Come on dude on Dell Defect Turning 2.2GHz CPU Into 100MHz CPU? · · Score: 1

    It connects the continuum transfunctioner ("whose mystery is only exceeded by its power") to the fluxcapacitor, big red buton.. you can't miss it.

  6. Re:pros and cons on Microsoft's Top Devs Don't Seem To Like Own Tools · · Score: 1

    apparently there was a parse error // private function sarcasm () was supposed to be public..

  7. Re:pros and cons on Microsoft's Top Devs Don't Seem To Like Own Tools · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think a lot of IDE's actually complicate the language though. When I do use the features, I end up having to go back in and rewrite 95% of the simple feature I just used at least 86% of the time. Another fear I have is that allowing to many non-schooled programmers into programming can really make it difficult when you have to try to figure out coding done by someone who doesn't have any conception of decent coding practices and naming conventions are. I do think that there are somethings which can be done more simply though, that being said; however, in the interest of some semblance of job security I'd prefer they not be too easy.

  8. Re:VP sues 100's in 2007 on Calling Video Professor a Scam · · Score: 1

    Seems you can tell a good company by their response to criticism. Free reviews are a great way to get feedback on a good product. Think about how much money you would need to spend to get an marketing team in to do product testing vs. the cost of a free online review hub. A good company, would adjust its practices and respond to criticism; in some ways these review sites can be used as post production tool in the iterative design process. Video professor on the other hand....

  9. Re:While we're talking about scams on Calling Video Professor a Scam · · Score: 1

    I got an E-mail from a gentleman in the Congo the other day it seems, he has an inheritance he needs help getting out of the country. Seems like a reasonable fellow and I'm sure to make out quite well on it. Thoughts?