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Somali Pirates Open Up a "Stock Exchange"

reginaldo writes to clue us that pirates in Somalia have opened up a cooperative in Haradheere, where investors can pay money or guns to help their favorite pirate crew for a share of the piracy profits. "'Four months ago, during the monsoon rains, we decided to set up this stock exchange. We started with 15 "maritime companies" and now we are hosting 72. Ten of them have so far been successful at hijacking,' Mohammed [a wealthy former pirate who took a Reuters reporter to the facility] said. ... Piracy investor Sahra Ibrahim, a 22-year-old divorcee, was lined up with others waiting for her cut of a ransom pay-out after one of the gangs freed a Spanish tuna fishing vessel. 'I am waiting for my share after I contributed a rocket-propelled grenade for the operation,' she said, adding that she got the weapon from her ex-husband in alimony. 'I am really happy and lucky. I have made $75,000 in only 38 days since I joined the "company."'"

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  1. Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Skellbasher · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have we got a great deal for you!!

    1. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it the type of offer they can't refuse?

    2. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Almost certainly better than the last one they got, ironically enough...

    3. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by skine · · Score: 2, Informative

      Almost certainly better than the last one they got, ironically enough...

      Most deals are better than the one the Somalians got...

      That being foreign companies overfishing their waters in some areas, while dumping toxic waste in other areas*. This is a huge blow seeing as their main food source is fish.

      This is not to condone their actions, but to explain why they feel justified in stealing from passing ships - since "passing ships" have destroyed their livelihood.

      *The coastline of Somalia has as much coastline as the US does from Maine through Louisiana, so dumping and fishing do not necessarily imply that the former contaminates the latter.

    4. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      since "passing ships" have destroyed their livelihood.

      Don't the warlords who destroyed their country and turned it into a failed state deserve some (most?) of the blame for that? If they still had a functioning state they would have a Coast Guard and the ability to regulate their waters. Why don't they turn all of those AK-47s and RPGs on the warlords?

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    5. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by digitalunity · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Out of curiosity, does anyone know why these ships aren't arming themselves?

      The only reason piracy is profitable is because freighters don't fight back. If all the ships worth hijacking moving through the area had a single M2 Browning, piracy would pretty much end. It's got a range beyond any RPG, it fires fast enough that anybody could hit a target with it and even if they miss, the sound will deafen the Somalis.

      Am I missing something?

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    6. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      They can arm themselves, but countries can (and will) refuse armed ships from entering their waters. What use is it ,if it can use only international waters and many not even be able to enter the waters of its destination country.

    7. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by rootofevil · · Score: 3, Interesting

      do ports allow you to dock if your ship is armed? (im asking because i heard that generally they wont).

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    8. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I don't have a source on this) I believe that it has something to do with international shipping treaties, from what I heard only designated military vessels are allowed to bear arms in international waters. I think it's ironically an anti-piracy measure.

    9. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most governments refuse to allow armed men on ships flying their flag (or without other requirements on such ships) and many governments do not permit armed, foreign flagged ships into their ports. Frankly, I think paying extra fees for the right to be armed would be worth it, but it appears most shipping lines have not reached that conclusion.

    10. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by iron+spartan · · Score: 1

      Many nations will not allow a ship with private weapons into port. The right to self defense is not universal.

      A work around could be to have ship outside the harbor that you could drop your weapons or armed guards into before coming into port. IANAL so I don't even know if this would be legal.

      Picking up armed guards for the dangerous part of the trip might be a better option. Having a pick up/drop off point along a major shipping routes in the red sea and one in international waters on the eastern side would work. Again, not a lawyer.

      And a RPG is not going to be able to sink a large cargo ship. Could it punch a hole in the hull? Yes, not a big enough one to overwhelm the bilge pumps.

    11. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by digitalunity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I have an obvious solution then. Each country should open a weapons check platform on the boundary waters of their major ports. Like a coat check-ships stop at the platform, turn in their weapons and get a claims ticket. Deliver the cargo and pick up their weapons on their way back out into international water.

      Countries could make some easy money and shipping companies can stop paying these criminal hacks.

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    12. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Cryacin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why don't they turn all of those AK-47s and RPGs on the warlords?

      Would you turn them on yourself?!?

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    13. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Places don't even allow unarmed ships of navies to dock oftentimes, much less ones that are armed. Even research vessels, such as the American one that was denied entry to one of China's docks.

    14. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by eflester · · Score: 1

      Apparently the Maersk Alabama did indeed fight back, and was successful, a week or two ago.

    15. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, "research" as in "wired to the fucking gills with observing devices" to spy on our nation's owner -- the Chinese. No wonder the Yellow Peril would deny us.

    16. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, shipping companies don't lose when their ships are boarded or the goods stolen, as they're all insured. Everyone knows this, even the pirates. The ones who lose are the insurance companies, but they don't really care either coz they just make up for it in higher premiums.

      Piracy! It's a win for all!

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    17. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by david_craig · · Score: 0

      In most countries a ship with an armed crew is considered a pirate ship. You cannot dock at most ports around the world even if you are carrying only small arms.

      So yes, you are missing something.

      Also, in almost all cases of piracy around Somalia the crew and cargo have been released unharmed once the ransom has been paid. If you start arming crews you will have firefights, people will get injured. People will die. I consider that a bad thing, and I hope you do to.

      A heightened U.N. naval presence around the area is making a bit of a difference. Support from the US would help (and considering the U.S. killed what was the government of Somalia and severely fucked up the country a few years back I they should contribute something other than telling people to arm their crews (which has been the advice from the U.S. administration under Nobel peace prize Obama)).

    18. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Some insurance companies will not insure ships that have armed personnel aboard. They believe that it gives an incentive to fight, which may increase the damage to the vessel and result in additional (insured) lives being lost, increasing the payouts required if the ship escapes the pirates.

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    19. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you are missing something.
      The Somalis are young dudes who are born and grew up fighting. To put it short, they are not easily scared by one gun shot.
      I will not be surprised, if i hear a news that they have hijacked a military ship.

    20. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by abigor · · Score: 5, Informative

      The US had no part in the Somali Civil War, which started in 1991 and marked the end of a functioning government. The US was a part of the United Task Force which entered the country in 1992 to try to prevent famine, but they left in 1993, to be replaced by UN troops.

      Somalia became a failed state all on its own, I'm afraid. In fact, the US has been criticised for not doing enough.

    21. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which the consumer then pays in higher product costs...

    22. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      Piracy! It's a win for all!

      Tell that to the RIAA, MPAA and other people who like to use the word 'piracy'.

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    23. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      New Zealand denies any nuclear-powered vessel.

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    24. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      The ones doing the fighting also have nothing to lose. I've been in the country (years ago) and it really is a miserable place...

    25. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Most governments refuse to allow armed men on ships flying their flag (or without other requirements on such ships) and many governments do not permit armed, foreign flagged ships into their ports. Frankly, I think paying extra fees for the right to be armed would be worth it, but it appears most shipping lines have not reached that conclusion.

      Two things spring to mind:

      Firstly, that if it's specifically armed men (and yes, it might be that archaic) there should be a burgeoning job market for female mercenaries.

      Secondly, if the main objection is the legal difficulty of docking an armed ship, this poses a unique market opportunity for floating armouries outside popular ports in international waters, providing rental of quality weapons or mercenary crews to cargo ships.

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    26. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      How do you propose going through the Panama canal or English Channel? You're entering national waters and leaving in a different place.

    27. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by david_craig · · Score: 1, Informative

      The US attacked a building which was hosting a meeting of the elders trying to resolve the conflict.

      The US involvement in Somalia make the situation incredibly fucking worse.

    28. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      New Zealand also houses the US nuclear-powered submarine fleet west of the south island. It's not a secret everyone knows about it because big chunks of the fishing region in the small islands is now top secret.

    29. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by fractoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't the warlords who destroyed their country and turned it into a failed state deserve some (most?) of the blame for that? If they still had a functioning state they would have a Coast Guard and the ability to regulate their waters. Why don't they turn all of those AK-47s and RPGs on the warlords?

      It's a matter of willingness to kill. Sure, to well-fed, comfortable, hypocritical activists, us westerners might look like the evil scourge of the planet in terms of carbon dioxide emissions, factory-ship fishing, and industrial waste. But to some poor 18-year-old Somali guy with an AK-47, we're a much friendlier, nicer target than the local warlord. If he shoots at us, we'll try and talk it through with him and he may even get some cash out of the deal. The aforementioned warlord will just have some 9-year-old kid shoot him in the face the moment it looks like he's even thinking about stepping out of line.

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    30. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In a New York minute. Better to die on your feet than live on your knees and all that. If freedom isn't worth fighting for, what is?

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    31. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by iamacat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides the pirates would probably not have bought the goods anyway, but may in future after they had a chance to sample them.

    32. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Secondly, if the main objection is the legal difficulty of docking an armed ship, this poses a unique market opportunity for floating armouries outside popular ports in international waters, providing rental of quality weapons or mercenary crews to cargo ships.

      Why do I get a feeling that this business opportunity will be predominantly filled by good citizens of Somalia?

    33. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by nmos · · Score: 2, Informative

      No need to move the weapons around. All you need is a lockable room/container to store the weapons in. The host port can supply their own lock for the duration of the stay.

    34. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by michaelmuffin · · Score: 1

      here's something different. arming ships is expensive. the chance that a single ship will be hijacked is pretty low. the odds are such that shipping companies are more willing to pay ransoms than to pay to defend their ships

    35. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Idiomatick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Why don't they turn all of those AK-47s and RPGs on the warlords?"

      They do? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_Civil_War

      400,000 dead sounds like they are making an effort.... Gotta love how informed people are when it comes to black people dying compared to other people dying. :/

      Reminds me of rememberance day when I was in middle school. A jewish ex POW or somesuch came to my school to talk about the horrors in assembly. She said remembrance day was to make sure we never had such ethnic slaughters again, to remember never forget. I asked her why she hadn't even mentioned the millions of people currently dieing in Africa in similar or worse conditions than her own people. She seemed quite unaware that there was even a war occurring in Africa at the time... several in fact. And _I_ got a trip to the principals office for that. People suck.

    36. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by tftp · · Score: 1

      And a RPG is not going to be able to sink a large cargo ship. Could it punch a hole in the hull? Yes, not a big enough one to overwhelm the bilge pumps.

      What if the ship is an oil tanker?

      But in general I agree. An RPG hit above the waterline is not going to let much water in, if any. And an RPG hit below the waterline is impossible. Only a lucky hit *at* exactly the waterline, especially when there are waves, can cause a flooding.

    37. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, does anyone know why these ships aren't arming themselves?

      Because if your civilian job requires you to man .50 caliber machine guns while facing men armed with RPG lauchers; You're doing it wrong!

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    38. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      funny you say that. You know what the most ironic thing is? Even *these* pirates didn't take anything.

    39. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      1) Is there a lot of piracy on the Panama Canal?

      2) Box up the weapons on one side, transport them by ground to the other side, unload back onto the ship. I think you can drive the Panama Canal route faster then it takes a ship to go through it because cars don't have to deal with the canal locks.

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    40. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it be possible instead to have armed escorts that accompany the unarmed freighters?

    41. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, does anyone know why these ships aren't arming themselves?

      Yes, many reasons were posted yesterday, on that other pirate story.

      The only reason piracy is profitable is because freighters don't fight back. If all the ships worth hijacking moving through the area had a single M2 Browning, piracy would pretty much end.

      Oh yeah. As we all learnt from history, back in the 16th century, piracy came to an instant stop as soon as they put a few cannons on those merchant ships. Right? Uh... wrong timeline, friend.

      As long as the risk is less than the profit, the only thing that arming the freighters will accomplish is creating more dead sailors, because the pirates will very certainly shoot back. And if you kill their friends and they manage to board you anyways, the question "revenge or ransom?" may be a real tough one.

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    42. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by damburger · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't think the 'warlords' dump toxic waste or overfish. So no, they can't be blamed for destroying the environment and the economy of Somalia. The fact is, piracy is now a significant portion of Somalia's GDP. They are simply acting as a legitimate government would and taxing those who enter their waters.

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    43. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      As others have stated, it affects the ability of the ships to dock, but it also raises the chances that pirates will actually use their weapons against people. Currently it's very rare for people being hijacked to be hurt. If people are armed, there will be a spate of gun battles at sea, resulting in deaths on both sides. As pirates are doing this out of desperation, they'll keep doing it even if some die. They're not looking for a quick buck, but any buck. Also if you have guns on a ship, you need to have the facilities to heal people who've been shot, which costs even more money (to install, maintain, and staff). Basically it's easier and safer to not arm people.

    44. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      2) I hope that was a joke :) The issue with guns passing through a foreign country is still there - I doubt many countries will take kindly to boxes of weapons being lugged around.

    45. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already have them. Two of my cousins are currently at sea doing exactly that. They work for a private security contractor, trained in Germany and Scandinavia, and are at sea in a boat full of weapons. There are far more cargo vessels than armed escorts, though, so piracy will still continue.

    46. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by dave420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Says someone with a comfortable life.

    47. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by dintech · · Score: 1

      I think it would be smarter to invest in pirates if you could hedge some the risk with ninjas.

    48. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      Inside NZ waters?

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    49. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      And the crew, who at the very least lose several months of their lives with the possibility of body parts invluded in the mix.
      But hey, they're only employees right? Far less valuable.

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    50. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by durrr · · Score: 1

      That makes sense, digital piracy is rampart, so steam have to pay a digital insurance premium which is why they want 59.99€ ($90) for modern warfare 2.
      Meanwhile real life piracy of game shipments is not very extensive, so that's why the store bought boxed(although localized moonspeak version) of the same game is half the price.

      Here i thought that frenzied idolization of unproportionate profit margins had something to do with it. Thanks for showing me that business is driven by rational forces that carefully adjust the price to a fair level.

    51. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piracy is piracy. There is no justification for it. If you object to the practices of the industry, the only moral thing to do is to have nothing to do with them.

      In a nutshell,

      Two Wongs do not make one Wright.

    52. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, it's not like they would lower the costs without piracy, so really, we're just donating to africa. what's new?

    53. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by StrategicIrony · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except the private yacht owners who often lose everything they own and who's family is force to pay the ransom by any means.

      There's a British couple held hostage in Somalia right now and their boat was found stripped to the hull and floating by a British naval vessel. The ransom is $7million, but they don't think their family can come up with it, so they've been asking the British government to pony up, but that seems unlikely.

      Last word is that Islamic militants may try to buy them, or take them by force, to use for political purposes.

      Win for all!

    54. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      They are simply acting as a legitimate government would and taxing those who enter their waters.

      The a substantial majority of the hijackings have happened in the territorial waters of Yemen. Several recent attacks have happened in the territorial waters of Seychelles which is over 900 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia and is substantially closer to Madagascar than Somalia.

      I'm seriously trying to figure out if you're being sarcastic or just dumb....

    55. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      sorry, should have read "a substantial number" (not a majority)

    56. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piracy! It's a win for all!

      Have you tried explaining that to the kidnapped crews and their families?

    57. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Cigarra · · Score: 1

      That's what everybody answers, but I've been reading more and more stories about crews that fight back and repel the pirate attacks.

      It seems they're hiring security companies already... but I don't know how they handle the problem of "not weapons allowed in port" policies. Perhaps the guards get on board and leave the boats on international waters only?

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    58. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      send some robots along. everyone knows robot beats ninja...

    59. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both Spain and France are already arming their ships.

      French fishing ships carry french soldiers, and Spanish ships carry private security -spanish constitution doesn't allow the intervention of army on private ventures-.

    60. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Because if your civilian job requires you to man .50 caliber machine guns while facing men armed with RPG lauchers; You're doing it wrong!

      Really? So how should they be doing it? What would your advice be to a ship-owner who has just taken on a route which exposes him to piracy? "Go home"?

    61. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      do ports allow you to dock if your ship is armed?

      They do if they know what's good for them!

    62. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by piemcfly · · Score: 1

      The costs of arming every ship to such a degree that it can protect itself from heavily armed pirates is also pretty high. There's a gazillion ships out there, and you don't know which one they'll hit. The average sailor is also not trained (and probably unwilling) to go into a firefight.

      Regular arms are also not a good sollution to the problem. The pirates of course show up unannounced, get on board before anybody can even get their guns out, and take the crew hostage. Guns can't counter that threat effectively.

      It might also set off an arms race. Ships arm themselves -> pirates get bigger guns. Nobody wants that.

    63. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is an even more obvious solution: bomb Somalia, or at least the coast that lays next to the shipping lines, and burn it down to the bedrock.

      If no other solution can be found, then that's what it will eventually come to. Sooner or later the pirates are going to hijack someone with sufficiently powerful friends that they'll be able to implement that solution; and Somalia, being a failed state, can't really fight back efficiently.

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    64. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by cenc · · Score: 1

      If you want to short your pirate position then you hire mercenaries to kill them. If you want to hedge, you could also just hire another group of pirates to get the first set of pirates.

      Would that qualify as insider trading?

    65. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that the country itself can do this, for a fee.

      Countries could make some easy money and shipping companies can stop paying these criminal hacks.

      Most countries don't mind the weapons being lugged around, what they do mind is not having a monopoly on the weapon lugging within their borders.

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    66. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      One thing which could be done, would be to allow Somalis to make a living other than attacking merchant ships. Part of the problem is that many countries steal Somalias resources (by fishing illegally) and illegally dump waste on Somalias shores. This in turn reduces the ability of Somalian fishermen to make a living. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy_in_Somalia#Illegal_fishing - "It's almost like a resource swap, Somalis collect up to $100 million a year from pirate ransoms off their coasts and the Europeans and Asians poach around $300 million a year in fish from Somali waters."

      I'm all in favour of the international fleet fighting the pirates, however I would like to see their mandate extended to also target illegal fishing.

    67. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      When I think armed, I think deck guns, not rifles. Forget shooting at them, sink their god damn boats.

    68. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      The crews on these ships are usually not well paid and often not nice guys.

    69. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by arethuza · · Score: 1

      I don't know about an RPG but a Royal Marine managed to hit an Argentinian frigate below the waterline with a Carl Gustav. This was on South Georgia during the Falklands war. http://op-for.com/2007/04/the_defense_of_south_georgia.html I was only a schoolkid at the time, but the idea of a few Marines taking on a warship and winning has stuck in my memory!

    70. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by bsdaemonaut · · Score: 1

      Not to mention anything the freighters can get, the pirates can get too, talk about escalation of hostilities. The death toll would rise. Sure everybody could start taking a much more hard-nosed approached, and governments could stop paying the ransoms and that may help after a while, but not before a good many people die. I'm not sure there is an easy solution.

    71. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      If you're armed with deck guns, though, you have a whole host of other problems, like not being able to enter most civilian ports without special permission.

    72. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the bigger question is how come nobody has setup an armed escort business to make real money from the extortion angle.

    73. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      a Free and totaly gratis vist from our loverly Ac130 gunship. Doesnt this strike me as an ivattion to have 2REP Paracute in and shoot everyone. hello i am over here please kill me and my entire village.

    74. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by bernywork · · Score: 1

      Typically for a lot of countries they won't allow you to dock with weapons, but they will allow you into port but you have to declare them and hand them over. As long as you are a peaceful vessel, you are fine. When you get contacted by Border Patrol / Immigration / Coast Guard they will ask you if you have any weapons, before you ask, this would typically be on the radio BEFORE they come aboard :-) you hand them over, they give you a receipt, you come into port, do what you want, and as you are leaving the border they come meet you, give them your receipt, they hand over your weapons, and everyone is happy.

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    75. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Is there a lot of piracy on the Panama Canal?

      Doubt it, but the problem is if you want to get through there to get to Somalia.

      Box up the weapons on one side, transport them by ground to the other side, unload back onto the ship. I think you can drive the Panama Canal route faster then it takes a ship to go through it because cars don't have to deal with the canal locks.?

      How do you get them to the ground though? We've established that many countries have these issues with weapons entering their national waters. They tend to have even more issues with weapons actually being unloaded.

    76. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Mostly no. Which is why you need to unload everything you're carrying at the pirates.

      A "... just to be sure" situation.

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    77. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Macgruder · · Score: 1

      They don't deny nuclear powered vessels. They deny nuclear armed vessels. And since it's the policy of they US Navy to neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuclear weapons on board their warships, NZ denies access to US Navy warships.

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    78. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by appDingo · · Score: 1

      Trading pirate derivatives? I see a new housing bubble.....er, pirate bubble?

    79. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by master5o1 · · Score: 1
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand's_nuclear-free_zone

      "In 1984, Prime Minister David Lange barred nuclear-powered or nuclear-armed ships from using New Zealand ports or entering New Zealand waters."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_Nuclear_Free_Zone,_Disarmament,_and_Arms_Control_Act_1987

      The act established the New Zealand Nuclear Free Zone comprising all New Zealand territory (including ocean territory and airspace) and prohibited "entry into the internal waters of New Zealand by any ship whose propulsion is wholly or partly dependent on nuclear power" and banned the dumping of radioactive waste within the nuclear-free zone, as well as prohibiting any New Zealand citizen or resident "to manufacture, acquire, possess, or have any control over any nuclear explosive device."

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    80. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is really sad that that we get criticized for not doing enough, when so many people feel that we meddle too much in Africa and the Middle East.

      I say let them suffer their own fate and bomb the f*ck out of them when they attack our ships.

    81. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Well, if what you're saying is true, that would effectively just distribute the cost of piracy across the entire shipping system (including the makers and distributors of the goods shipped). So effectively piracy becomes a self-collected tax used to fund poorly distributed aid money in the country. Interesting...

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    82. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Er... it looks like he was saying the warlords are running the piracy. And then you replied that you'd shoot yourself.

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    83. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Also, shipping companies don't lose when their ships are boarded or the goods stolen, as they're all insured. Everyone knows this, even the pirates. The ones who lose are the insurance companies, but they don't really care either coz they just make up for it in higher premiums.

      Piracy! It's a win for all!

      Genius. I bet you don't lose when your car is stolen, because you are all insured?

    84. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Robin47 · · Score: 1

      Sharks with frickin lasers?

    85. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by khallow · · Score: 1

      The US involvement in Somalia make the situation incredibly fucking worse.

      Cite.

    86. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      I was in the armed forces during Persian Gulf I, and while I was not put in harms way, i was ready to do so if called. And yes, I agree with the GP. I have a comfortable life now because I was willing to serve then.

    87. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Maybe you and she should both look at the web page for the Holocaust Memorial Museum then. A large section of the site has information about the current situation in Africa, including Rwandan genocide, and things happening in the Congo and Sudan. Go be informed, instead of making uninformed sweeping generalizations.

    88. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I know a Nigerian lawyer who can help them out with my recent, but tragic, windfall!

    89. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      Its not a black people thing, its a lack of national security thing. If the US doesn't need something from the country involved, it does not get attention. If the government doesnt give it attention, neither does the press.

      And frankly people are too stupid, and too busy worrying about Tiger Woods' car wreck to think about something more important.

      The best example I can give is Serbia in the 90's. The cleansing there was publisized not because they were white, but because that entire reigon was a hot spot in regards to US policy.

    90. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      James DiGriz would agree.

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    91. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The British Naval vessel did better than find a stripped hull. They were present for the ordeal and did nothing. I'm sure they just didn't want to escalate things....

    92. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      How about we just embargo those countries?

    93. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It seems self-evident that a free person would stand up and die well before someone accustomed to the shackle.

    94. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by catbertscousin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      So... talking about the horrors of the Holocaust is racist if you don't give equal time to every other ethnic slaughter? The lady was talking about what she knew firsthand.

      While you were aware of the current wars in Africa, most of the rest of the students in your class probably weren't and this lady's talk was eyeopening for them. How many African students at the time of WWII knew what was happening in the concentration camps? Most African wars don't make it to Western media; that's no reason to assume the lady didn't care about people in Africa or wouldn't have mentioned the wars if she knew about them. Why are you attacking someone (who had actually lived through) an ethnic slaughter and was trying to raise awareness of it?

      I asked her why she hadn't even mentioned the millions of people currently dieing in Africa in similar or worse conditions than her own people.

      Millions of Jews died in the Holocaust. Millions of Africans died and are dying in wars and genocides. How can you say one atrocity is worse than the other, as though it negated the "lesser" atrocity? This lady, after surviving an ethnic slaughter, was going around speaking about her experiences (which can't have been easy) to try to raise awareness and warn people living in a comfortable Western society about the dangers of racism. That took a lot of courage and compassion for others.

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    95. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by zippyspringboard · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's still a fairly common practice to have a "seal able" locker sealed upon entry. Many countries will allow arms to remain on a small boat(if locked up), so I suspect a large ship would have no problem. To put it another way, already many small boats do lug around boxes of weapons (and often the countries express their disdain too!) The logistics of arming ships and transporting those arms is not really the problem. Using those arms effectively is. To effectively defend against these pirates is going to take more than a few long arms in the hands of your average mariner. First of all the ships would need to be aware that they are being boarded... Many of them run small crews and maintain poor watches (boats have autopilot you know.) You want arms? Well then you will need additional employees trained and ready to use those arms effectively. I'm sure the bean counters have looked into it and said "it's more cost effective at the moment to appease the pirates"

    96. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about the color of their skin, nothing is ever that simple. The African continent has been in turmoil for CENTURIES. But it's all what they've done to themselves, taking farmland away from successful farmers and handing it over to people unqualified and unmotivated to work it destroyed the breadbasket of Africa. Allowing a warlord to stay in power when you have a weapon, makes you complicit in their maintenance of power. The reason people don't care, is that even if we go in and straighten things out, the moment we leave they'll fall back into this habitual fighting. Add to that that there's no reason for us to WANT to straighten things out. We'd get NOTHING out of the deal. As long as they are content to live that way, nobody will care how many of them die.

    97. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Ash+Vince · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is an even more obvious solution: bomb Somalia, or at least the coast that lays next to the shipping lines, and burn it down to the bedrock.

      Normally I would find this unthinkable, but as more and more of the countries revenue comes from theft and murder the more complicit the citizens become. Unfortunately however there will always be some people in Somalia though who are opposed to piracy.

      At what point does it become acceptable to punish the entire population for the crimes of a few pirates? Also, would this apply equally to other countries? There is a lots of debate in my country about whether the invasion of Iraq was legal under international law, should some random country who are effected by this (ie - Iran, Syria) be entitled to kill me if this is found to be illegal?

      This is always the question: Can you punish innocent people for the crimes of their neighbours just because it is the only way to stop the criminal of the two getting away with it?

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    98. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This is always the question: Can you punish innocent people for the crimes of their neighbours just because it is the only way to stop the criminal of the two getting away with it?

      The answer is yes, of course you can.

      Maybe I shouldn't have asked Israel?

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    99. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymusing · · Score: 1

      There is an even more obvious solution: bomb Somalia, or at least the coast that lays next to the shipping lines, and burn it down to the bedrock.

      And there is an even more obvious solution: provide enough economic assistance to the communities involved so that they abandon piracy.

      But bombing might be more fun, at least for us.

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    100. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you don't think the fact that Siad Barre was in the US pocket (US provided approx $100mil in 'aid' to the military junta led by Barre) and had handed over 2/3rds of the countries territory to American Oil Companies had anything to do with the civil war breaking out?

      I don't know exactly what the GP was referring to - but the US wasn't exactly the innocent tool of the UN that you paint it to be either.

    101. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.

    102. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It would have been culturally insensitive. The pirates would have sued them in the ECHR. And they'd have won.

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    103. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, a poignant observation regarding someone's ideals just because you figure they have a comfortable life. Its not like such ideals ever drove change or created progress in the world. Nope. Just because they were typed on a keyboard by someone with internet access they must be meaningless and hollow...perhaps even worthless.

      God forbid anyone have a cause they are willing to believe in in the 'civilized' world these days. We wouldn't want any of that.

    104. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Go faster, go around, or surrender and pay the ransom.

      In other words, exactly what they're doing now. Shipping is big business - people with more and better data then slashdot have done the cost/benefit analysis, and what we're seeing are the results.

    105. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says someone with a comfortable life.

      Says somebody whose ancestors did the deed.

      Now, for cowards like you whose ancestors never had to fight a revolution, I can understand your lack of a spine with respect to such matters.

      And please, quit apologizing for Africa. Yes, they were screwed by European colonization, but sooner or later the excuses run out and you have to make the hard choices.

    106. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      Economic aid is the major problem with africa today outside of the face that the colonial powers back in the day provided them with an instant technological jump across several ages without the corresponding cultural changes that took place allowing for those changes back home.

      Do you think people on welfare care about getting a job when they know they'll keep getting free money for doing absolutely nothing? Stop giving africa money and give them a 1 shot chance at learning to take care of themselves through farming and the like. If they don't take it, oh well, sometimes you need to walk away and cut your losses.

    107. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People like having enough rice to eat. They don't like being shot at." -- ummm, forgot who said it. I like it though.

    108. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > At what point does it become acceptable to punish the entire population for the crimes of a few pirates?
      > Can you punish innocent people for the crimes of their neighbours

      But that's what most wars end up doing too. A high percentage of the people may not have wanted the war[1] in the participating countries but they get killed, crippled, hurt anyway.

      In the old days when Britain, France, USA etc were at war, "Letters of Marque" were issued which allowed privateers to attack ships of enemy countries. Privateers were basically pirates that were "legally" allowed (by their own country) to rob ships of other countries. If the Somalian Government was caught doing something vaguely like that, a country might be justified in declaring formal hostilities. Probably not worth it from a economics and political cost PoV. But hey not all countries have sane governments.

      [1] Hence my proposal: http://slashdot.org/journal/208853/How-to-reduce-unwanted-wars

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    109. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by lugannerd · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about??????

    110. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymusing · · Score: 1

      Stop giving africa money and give them a 1 shot chance at learning to take care of themselves through farming and the like. If they don't take it, oh well, sometimes you need to walk away and cut your losses.

      I should clarify that by "economic assistance" I did not mean "handouts" but rather incentives, education, training, tools, and the like. I work for international nonprofits; I know handouts are fleeting solutions, while investments and education are lasting.

      Also, it's hard to "walk away and cut your losses" when they're attacking your cargo ships with rockets.

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    111. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      There is an even more obvious solution: bomb Somalia, or at least the coast that lays next to the shipping lines, and burn it down to the bedrock.

      And that would be a job for the mighty force that is the Panamanian Navy. The US Navy gets involved when US flagged ships are captured which is what should happen.

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    112. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Well, it's not like they would lower the costs without piracy, so really, we're just donating to africa. what's new?"

      Why not keep the money it our own respective countries?

      Why not start up a business of employing ex-military snipers, the quality of those that navy shooters that rescued that kidnapped US captain awhile back with 3 simultaneous head shots?? I mean, those guys needs jobs after they get out...

      The shipping companies could do a co-opt much like the pirates are doing, pool a bit of money that would go for higher insurance, into a fund to keep these guys employed.

      They pick off this little pirate ships as they come close...after awhile there will be signifcantly less pirates attempting this as a career.

      And as for those that bring up some countries won't let armed ships come in? Why not just lock up the arms before coming into port...and then open them back up, arm your guard snipers for the voyage, etc.

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    113. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, President Obama made the following statement:

      I do not have any of the facts on this situation, but I can say that the British couple acted stupidly.

    114. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says someone with a comfortable life.

    115. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by anagama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why not just meet the ship in international waters, and hop off in international waters. We're only talking a few miles from port in either case. Then the ship doesn't have any issue with weapons because none are on except while it is in transit.

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    116. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A jewish ex POW or somesuch came to my school to talk about the horrors in assembly.
      > I asked her why she hadn't even mentioned the millions of people currently dieing in Africa in similar or worse conditions than her own people.

      Doh. Coz she's a Jewish exPOW. She's not a Somalian (or Sudanese or one of the many others) civil war survivor who'd be able to talk first hand about such stuff.

      Whether you deserved the trip to the principal's office depends on details I don't know (or really care about).

    117. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      At what point does it become acceptable to punish the entire population for the crimes of a few pirates? Also, would this apply equally to other countries? There is a lots of debate in my country about whether the invasion of Iraq was legal under international law, should some random country who are effected by this (ie - Iran, Syria) be entitled to kill me if this is found to be illegal?

      You misunderstand. I'm not suggesting the final solution - which is what this is, let's not dance around that bush - nor am I condoning it. I'm simply pointing out that the longer Somalia remains a thorn on the side of pretty much everyone, the higher the chances that someone loses their temper and stops caring about such details as collateral damage and innocent victims.

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    118. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's a fairly well-known fact. Follow the references in Wikipedia if you want.

    119. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Cederic · · Score: 2, Informative

      This would be the British couple that were boarded in full sight of a Royal Navy vessel that sat by and watched as the pirates kidknapped them and stripped the yacht?

      Forget paying up, I want the SBS to go in and rescue them and damn the casualties that causes - on both sides. It's the only way the Navy can come out of this with any credibility at all (and that's necessary if they're to be at all effective in both discouraging future piracy and in defending the UK).

    120. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Go faster

      Yes, let's strap rocket engines to our oil tankers. I can't see a problem with that.

      go around

      Sure, let's turn a 2,000 km trip into a 20,000 kilometer trip. That's a great idea! Why spend a few thousand dollars when you can spend a few million, I always say!

      or surrender and pay the ransom

      Great! If people start following your advice, I think I'll get into the pirating business myself!

      In other words, exactly what they're doing now. Shipping is big business - people with more and better data then slashdot have done the cost/benefit analysis, and what we're seeing are the results.

      Their cost/benefit analysis breaks down if piracy increases past a certain level, and their short-sighted policies are leading to exactly that result.

      Yeah, if you own 500 pizza stores and one of your managers gets roughed up by the local gang and hit for "protection money", the most cost-effective measure you can take is to pay the extortion and carry on with business. Your cost/benefit model starts to look a lot different when several chapters of the newly expanded gang start hassling 50 of your stores, but, if you're stupid and cowardly enough, you might still keep paying. You may finally come to regret your short-sighted foolishness when the now-country-wide mob starts going after 499 of your stores, but by then it's too late. Know why? Because a big chunk of every payment you made was spent to buy more weapons, better equipment, and to entice more criminals to sign up. Instead of spending money to discourage further attacks, you've encouraged them to attack you more often AND have made them more dangerous in the process. Whereas initially you could have stopped them by hiring a dozen security guards, you'll now need your own private army with assault rifles and kevlar. So, instead, you'll keep ponying up the money like the silly git you are, until one day the mob decides that it's more profitable to just take over your stores, and send you to sleep with the fishies.

      I've never understood how people can adopt such a sheep-like mentality. Could you shed some light on that?

    121. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Well, a good start would be stopping tax evasion in third world countries by international companies. It is estimated that just that one thing would contribute more money to third world countries than foreign aid does.

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    122. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read the article and I couldn't find it. Cite.

    123. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I linked to the wrong section of the article - it should've been this:

      On July 12, 1993, a United States-led operation was launched on what was believed to be a safe house in Mogadishu where members of Aidid's Habar Gidir clan were meeting.[8] In reality, elders of the clan, not gunmen, were meeting in the house.[9] According to U.N. officials, the agenda, advertised in the local newspaper, was to discuss ways to peacefully resolve the conflict between Aidid and the multinational task force in Somalia,[9] and perhaps even to remove Aidid as leader of the clan.[10]

      During the 17-minute combat operation, U.S. Cobra attack helicopters fired 16 TOW missiles and thousands of 20-millimeter cannon rounds into the compound, killing 73 of the clan elders.[9][11] It would also lead to the deaths of four journalists, Dan Eldon, Hos Maina, Hansi Kraus and Anthony Macharia, who were killed by angry Somali mobs when they arrived to cover the incident.[12]

      Some believe that this American attack was a turning point in unifying Somalis against the U.S. efforts in Somalia, including moderates and those opposed to the Habar Gidir.

      The numbered references are:

      [8] Bowden 1999 p. 1.
      [9] Bowden 1999 p. 84.
      [10] Bowden 1999 pp. 110-116.
      [11] Bowden 1999 p. 113.
      [12] Bowden 1999 pp. 113-114.

      The text referenced seems to be available online here, though correlating the page numbers isn't exactly easy.

    124. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Actually my position is that we don't care so much about poor people. I was upset when i used the word black my bad. And I jumped to the statement a bit fast. I think you over reacted too :P I don't think anything like that. I think people that vote for republicans might correlate with being racist maybe but I don't think it controls people's voting. And I certainly wouldn't play the race card over elections lol.

    125. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The US Navy gets involved when US flagged ships are captured which is what should happen.

      The US Navy will get involved when enough and big enough US companies get hurt that they'll lobby the Congress to deal with it. Flags are not important.

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    126. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Sweeping generalizations in a recollection of the one person I spoke out against back in middle school? .... I don't know that I could have been more pointed.

      Good to know they have a section for current atrocities though.

    127. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Sorry, race comment was spurious of me.

      Remembrance day is a day to remember the horrific events. And to provide safeguards to make sure nothing like it ever repeats itself again. The fact that she didn't point out that it WAS happening as she spoke was disturbing. Focusing on a past event is fine and all but if the goal is to stop it I think it would be nice to at least MENTION that it is going on.

      "Millions of Jews died in the Holocaust. Millions of Africans died and are dying in wars and genocides. How can you say one atrocity is worse than the other"

      The one in Africa is clearly worse at the moment according to the metric of killings we can do anything about.

    128. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the black comment was uncalled for. The school was in a fairly racist area (the adults not the kids)... our school had 1 black kid and 700students+. So it was more of a racial issue for that particular group. And I agree. Above I said I thought it was about being poor but that isn't quite right, your explanation is better. Poor people have little effect in trade and rarely are a problem militarily. They aren't a group we have to deal with which is really what it is about. A whole continent swept under the rug is quite impressive mind you.

    129. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Which could make the market more favorable for domestic manufacturing. Yay pirates!

    130. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by catbertscousin · · Score: 1
      Ok, I see what you're saying.

      The one in Africa is clearly worse at the moment according to the metric of killings we can do anything about.

      I quite agree.

      The fact that she didn't point out that it WAS happening as she spoke was disturbing. Focusing on a past event is fine and all but if the goal is to stop it I think it would be nice to at least MENTION that it is going on.

      My point was that the lady probably simply wasn't aware of the situation in Africa, as the Western media isn't as big on telling their audience about ethnic genocides as they are in covering the latest Hollywood scandal. Considering she went through an ethnic slaughter and would be more concerned about the issue, I think she ought to be given the benefit of the doubt and that her not commenting on current events was more likely due to lack of information rather than deliberate omission.
      Sorry if I read too much into your previous post!

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    131. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Agreed! "She seemed quite unaware that there was even a war occurring in Africa at the time... several in fact."

      What disturbed me was that she wasn't aware. And I did it as much for the knowledge of the school as for her. I wasn't taking it as an opportunity to embarrass her, never met the woman before had no reason to have a grudge. I'm not certain my motives were quite so clear to those in the audience, the apparently were not to those on /..

      And yes, I was outraged that she didn't know, but it wasn't entirely directed at her, more society generally.

      Anyways thanks for calling me on the race comment. I'm quite embarrassed by that choice of word.

      OT: People may bitch about /. but it is a rare occurrence on the internet for people to move from a disagreement to an understanding. That doesn't sound like much of an accomplishment but if you look around it really is rare.

    132. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Says someone with a comfortable life.

      My life is comfortable because people were willing to die for our freedoms. I owe it to my neighbors and the next generation to be willing to do the same.

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    133. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Too bad this isn't a imageboard, or else I'd have a big *facepalm* pic right here...

      I'd say the principal was right for trying to set right a brat who thinks quizzing Holocaust survivors on modern conflict is an appropriate thing to do.

      I know geeks like to pretend they have Asperger's to excuse their poor social skills, but who the hell does that?

    134. Re:Paging Bernie Madoff Clients... by u38cg · · Score: 1

      The thing that boils my blood is that the private individuals who get caught up in this are generally the only ones who get the correct response. The commercial shippers who pay ransoms as a cost of doing business are feeding the pirate industry and making it worse for everyone. The pirates are just doing what seems sensible to them (and on the money they make, it is sensible). The shipowners should be going to jail. Forty years ago, hijackings of passenger planes and ships was common place: it was a an international policy of zero tolerance towards paying ransoms or meeting demands that effectively put a stop to it. Shame we didn't learn anything from it.

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  2. John Smith would be proud. by BlackErtai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Behold the mighty reach of Capitalism! The waves crash and the seas may boil, but the market reaches into the hearts of even the most desperate!

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    1. Re:John Smith would be proud. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalism? This sounds more like Mutual Aid to me.

      Mutual aid is a term in political economy used to signify the economic concept of voluntary reciprocal exchange of resources and services for mutual benefit. The concept is central to libertarian socialist and anarchist thought.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_aid_(politics)

    2. Re:John Smith would be proud. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait wait. You are telling me that exchanging money for goods and services is a central concept to libertarian socialism?

    3. Re:John Smith would be proud. by Valdrax · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Behold the mighty reach of Capitalism! The waves crash and the seas may boil, but the market reaches into the hearts of even the most desperate!

      Who is John Smith?

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    4. Re:John Smith would be proud. by sohp · · Score: 1
    5. Re:John Smith would be proud. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Didn't he bang Pocahontas in that Disney movie?

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      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    6. Re:John Smith would be proud. by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      and who made communism then? groucho marx?

    7. Re:John Smith would be proud. by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Hijacking ship -
            Cost : Guns, Boats, RPG's People, Possible harm or death (but less so than at home)
            Reward : Huge Ransom

      Capitalism says that this is a formula for profit and should be done by everyone capable of doing it ... ...the only thing that stops the rest of the world doing it is that the downside for the rest of us is relatively much greater and so it outweighs the profit

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  3. Hey Somali Pirates! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you need an interactive website? Is telecommuting OK?

    1. Re:Hey Somali Pirates! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just tell them about your extensive experience with RPGs. Make sure to keep a straight face when you tell them that "zork" is, in fact, a particularly obscure unlicenced eastern-bloc knockoff. You'll definitely get the job.

    2. Re:Hey Somali Pirates! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      They should first get themselves a good domain name.

    3. Re:Hey Somali Pirates! by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      Can I get a few shares if I refer you to these guys? http://www.assob.com.au/

    4. Re:Hey Somali Pirates! by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just tell them about your extensive experience with RPGs.

      Does extensive experience with panzerfausts count the same?

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    5. Re:Hey Somali Pirates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real reason behind this is the pirates weren't been feared and loathed enough, so they became wall street bankers.

    6. Re:Hey Somali Pirates! by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mein Herr, if you have extensive experience with a Panzerfaust, you might be too old for the job...

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    7. Re:Hey Somali Pirates! by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he's just hanging out at gun shows in Texas?

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    8. Re:Hey Somali Pirates! by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      Sie können meinen Panzerfaust aus meinen kalten toten Händen heraus nehmen!

    9. Re:Hey Somali Pirates! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's what a lot of Soviet soldiers did, coincidentally...

      Hey, the Germans had kickass weapons, would be a shame letting them go to waste.

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  4. Shark Riders! by Cobra+Spaz · · Score: 0

    I want to invest in the Shark riding pirates somebody mentioned about in the thread about the net cannon.

  5. WANT TO EARN $8000 A MONTH? by cosm · · Score: 1

    'I am really happy and lucky. I have made $75,000 in only 38 days since I joined the "company."

    Sounds eerily familiar to the emails I find in my spam box. I wonder if the investors have to participate in 2 out of 3 other pirate offers to qualify.

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    1. Re:WANT TO EARN $8000 A MONTH? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      'I am really happy and lucky. I have made $75,000 in only 38 days since I joined the "company."

      Conditions are good too, so long as you don't mind the heat there's less body dragging, 5 weeks paid vacation a year, house and boat package, no open-topped acid vats. It's certainly a lot better then working for S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

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    2. Re:WANT TO EARN $8000 A MONTH? by j35ter · · Score: 1

      Right, this TFA looks like a scam.
      I wonder if they would let some foreign investors in, you know, with some fresh venture capital....

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  6. Yesss!! by jocabergs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now half of my dream equation is complete; however, my plans will truly come to fruition the day there is a Ninja stock exchange. Then the eternal hypothetical fight of the ages past can be settled, "Who would win in a stock trade battle, Ninja's or Pirates?" (btw, by settled I mean the Ninjas will trade the shit out of the Pirates...)

    1. Re:Yesss!! by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean, "Ninja's or Pirate's?"

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    2. Re:Yesss!! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      When a ninja shorts a stock, the stock is dead by morning.

    3. Re:Yesss!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A ninja stock exchange has existed since the Warring States Period, if not earlier.

      You just can't see it.

    4. Re:Yesss!! by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Ninjas could never have a PUBLIC stock exchange. I'm sure they have a private stock exchange, just one that you will never hear of and if you did they'd have to kill you.

    5. Re:Yesss!! by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      This half of the equation would've been closer to complete if Slashdot had kept the original title from when I saw this submission in the Firehose: "Somali pirates open up NASDARGH for trading"

    6. Re:Yesss!! by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      No, it is public. They're just that good.

    7. Re:Yesss!! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      You forgot the monkeys and robots.

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    8. Re:Yesss!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? When Chuck Norris shorts a stock, it dies instantly

  7. All together now... by Jhon · · Score: 1

    Ho ho, all together.
    Hoist the colors high!
    Heave ho, thieves and beggers
    Never shall we die!

  8. That's funny, expecting her share? by areusche · · Score: 1

    They're freaking pirates! This woman is an idiot if she expects any money from this. It's not like she's seeding a movie!

    1. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by cptdondo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think you miss the point. They're not rogues; it's a lucrative business that is the most profitable job out there.

      They've been doing this for a while, and by now there has to be an infrastructure supporting this. The pirates have to have ports, ships, backers.

      It's just come out into the open.

      Understand Africa; a couple of US$ will buy a Kalashnikov. A $75,000 payday is a fortune that is more than most Somalis will see in a lifetime.

      You can bet this will succeed, until something better (more profitable) comes along.

      Remember that archelogists pay the going exchange in gold to their workers if they find any artifacts. Same thing; shipping companies will pay this as long as it's cheaper than the alternatives. As long as the Somalis charge 95% of the other routes, it will prosper.

    2. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Well it all depends on whether the Somali government will bail out the pirates. They'd better... I've got a CDO riding on the pirates not defaulting on this lady.

    3. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't worry, the somali's don't do this "government" shit.

    4. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by black3d · · Score: 1

      I guess you're maybe going for a +funny mod, but its too subtle to be sure. ;)

      In relation to the claim, pirates have been paying shares in rewards to their support groups for some time now. This appears to be simply formalising the process. This is real, and she WILL get her share.

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    5. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, the Albanian economy was devastated by Ponzi schemes in the 1990s - investment vehicles which were contributed to largely by people who were aware something was afoot, but assumed they were buying into some sort black-market operations (not outright scams).

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    6. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by adavies42 · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by pla · · Score: 5, Informative

      They're freaking pirates! This woman is an idiot if she expects any money from this. It's not like she's seeding a movie!

      Historically, pirates (in the 1600s US/Caribbean/Europe trade route sense) observed a fairly strict code of conduct which included reimbursing investors their fair share; widows/orphans got their ex-father's share, and generally they did a lot less killing than their reputation suggested.

      It sounds like modern pirates appear to follow fairly similar rules, which makes for some interesting cognitive dissonance in those who romanticize the old-school version but demonize the Somali version.

    8. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Till one day one or the other sides gets greedy, and the lady gets her RPG returned to her the old fashion way.

    9. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by allknowingfrog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pirate: I'd like to borrow some money.
      Banker: For what?
      Pirate: I'm planning a bank robbery. The return on your investment will be considerable.
      Banker: That sounds reasonable...

    10. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, by virtue of a large number of competing governments, and very low barriers to entry, the free market now provides Somalis with some of the finest governance available!

      That's how it works, right?

    11. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      And they don't have to worry about implementing a cap-and-trade program because if sea level rises they'll just float.

    12. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Erinnys+Tisiphone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That woman needs a Wikipedia for posterity's sake. All peoples' talk about globalization, and philosophy, and humanism seems pretty laughable - Sahra Ibrahim got a -R.P.G.- as divorce alimony. And then bet it on a pirate expedition. Is anybody else still working on this mental image? Pretty hard to comprehend from where we're sitting.

    13. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It sounds like modern pirates appear to follow fairly similar rules, which makes for some interesting cognitive dissonance in those who romanticize the old-school version but demonize the Somali version.

      The difference in attitude comes from four things: First, the pirates who are primarily romanticized are pirates from European countries. Since the people doing the romanticization are Westerners this makes them more appealing since they potentially share more (geographicaly, culturally, ethnically etc.) Notice how Americans don't romanticize the Barbary pirates. Second, Somalia in particular has a history of problems interacting with the United States (remember the battle of Mogadishu?) and so the attitude their carries over directly to anything Americans hear anything connected to Somalia. Third, the current piracy more directly impacts our society's well-being. It is much harder to romanticize people when they are taking your goods and capturing people who are alive and have family to tell their stories and hardships to the media. This is directly related to the fourth point, romanticization is much easier when it is something that happened a long time ago. In that regard it is similar to humor (joking about the Inquisition, ok but potentially tasteless. Joking about the Holocaust. You need to be careful. Joking about 9/11? Yeah, that's going to be hard to pull off).

      All of that said, I don't think people really romanticize historical pirates that much. Most of it is deliberately silly. Look at all the Ninja v. Pirate junk. The closest one has to genuine romaniticization are the Pirates of the Caribbean movies but those were a) Disney movies and b) utterly ridiculous (heck, the so called pirates did very little actual pirating unless they were clearly the bad guys).

    14. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by jftitan · · Score: 5, Funny

      So pirates are more honest than bankers/stock investers/politicians?

          That i can believe in!

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    15. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by some_guy_88 · · Score: 1

      a couple of US$ will buy a Kalashnikov

      Wow, that's tempting. How illegal do you reckon it would be to invest?

    16. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Cidolfas · · Score: 1

      And here I blew my last few mod points on an article I don't even remember the content of anymore.

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    17. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Jazz-Masta · · Score: 1

      which makes for some interesting cognitive dissonance in those
      who romanticize the old-school version but demonize the Somali version.

      I'm guessing the reason why is that the Somali pirates don't look like Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom...

    18. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      When I read that, it jumped out as the ultimate symbol of what is wrong in that part of the world.

      In most countries, she gets the house, some money, maybe a car, and the kids.

      In Somalia, she gets an RPG round.

      WTF?

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    19. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by wing03 · · Score: 1

      Oh the year was 1778, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now.... Pirates are the bad guys who rob from others on the high seas. Or perhaps the term used by victims to describe their perpetrators. I believe "privateer" is the correct word for high seas thugs who operate on behalf of a particular group or country such as what's going on in Somalia.

    20. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That was the wittiest joke I've read on /. in a long, long time.

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    21. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's actually likely. Not because of a code of conduct, I'd simply see this as some sort of business. And business is business. On both ends. Sure, you could hire people to do your work and then kill instead of pay them. But then your business is over, because nobody would take their place. And I do think that they plan to keep this running. Yes, it's an "illegal" business, but look at Mafia structures. A Mafia don does not off his killers, he pays them. He kills them when they betray him, which is basically the same your boss would maybe do when you mess up your job if he didn't have to worry about troubles with the law. The incentive to be a good worker is pretty high in such an environment, incredibly good pay and a gun at your temple if you mess up. The incentive for your boss to pay instead of kill you is there as well, since he does compete with other "companies" which don't really mind doing a hostile takeover.

      And these takeovers usually do not include golden parachutes for the former CEOs.

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    22. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The scary part is that I would not consider such a dialog impossible...

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    23. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      With a list to the port and her sails in rags... methinks the Somali pirates are doing a tad bit better than Elcid Barrett.

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    24. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner."

      Oh! Wait, she isn't Ms. Turner by any chance is she ?

    25. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Odinlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...those were a) Disney movies and b) utterly ridiculous

      don't be reduntant.

    26. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      If Banker works for a different bank than the one that Pirate is going to rob, it sounds like a solid business proposition indeed.

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    27. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Yeah, these guys aren't so much as pirates as privateers.

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    28. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You can bet this will succeed, until something better (more profitable) comes along.

      Or not. Death is too an alternative. Kalashnikov won't be of any use against nearly all world armies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy_in_Somalia#Anti-piracy_measures ).

    29. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      the Pirates of the Caribbean movies but those were a) Disney movies and b) utterly ridiculous (heck, the so called pirates did very little actual pirating unless they were clearly the bad guys).

      Aye, but Pirating isn't about what you do, it's about what you arrr

    30. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It seems that you're the idiot. For all we know, she did get her share.

      And I'd be surprised if not. Criminal societies generally adhere more strongly to their codes of ethic than civil society. Because there are fewer other forces that bind them, and trust is more important.

      And, of course, for the simple practical reason that if the guys want to get future investors for their next trips, they'd better build a reputation of actually paying them.

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    31. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Arabani · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, these guys aren't so much as pirates as privateers.

      Not true ... privateers are essentially government sponsored pirates, but not all pirates are privateers. In this case, there is no government to sanction them, so they're pirates.

    32. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by damburger · · Score: 1

      Of course they follow rules; once they get on land they are part of a community and they rely on that community to offer them protection from those who would hunt them down. In return, they bring an awful lot of money into that community.

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    33. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strategic Vision.

      Make the area a Somali Triangle.

      Small boats go out - never to be heard of again.
      Have a UAV flying about, and a Nemo like unmanned sub that sinks boats that have a suspicious signature - like metal. No rescue.

    34. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about rising sea levels?

    35. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      "They're freaking pirates! This woman is an idiot if she expects any money from this. It's not like she's seeding a movie!"

      Knowing about the legal fights over royalties from movies like 'Forrest Gump' and 'Lord of the Rings'... I would feel safer trusting my money to a pirate than a movie studio.

      But then I lent $30,000 to an attorney recovering from crack addiction to restart his business. (he's been paying me on time for 2 years so far)

    36. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

      Now, please know I don't mean this in any personal way, because obviously I don't know who or where you, in particular, are.

      But the thing that makes me go hmm in all this is, have people really no sense of morality?

      For the pirates and their countrymen that question is very complicated, in view of their local economy, government, et cetera. For that reason, I think the answer is going to be very long and complex, and I won't go into that here.

      But for "western" (not to say "civilized") people to be even tempted by this, I find that outright despicable. We have so many other ways to make (granted, less) money that does not involve violence, terror (as in: extreme anxiety and fear, as opposed to terrorism), hostage-taking, and what is essentially simple theft of property.

    37. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess this is just the prisoners' dilemma. She has no idea whether they'll pay. However if they don't nobody will invest in pirates ever again. If they do then she'll have established that they are trustworthy and it's in the pirates' interests to pay up if they ever want any more money.

      The first payment is the highest risk. Has potential for huge rewards.

    38. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH come on, where is the 9/11 joke?

    39. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      In that regard it is similar to humor (joking about the Inquisition, ok

      I have to admit, I did not expect that.

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    40. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      By Pony Expr.. ooohhh.

    41. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace "Banker" with "ACORN" and "Bank robbery" with "whorehouse" and you'll be just as accurate

    42. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by ImABanker · · Score: 0

      Of course - the government that governs least, governs best.

    43. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      There is indeed government to sanction them, it just isn't recognized by other governments outside Somalia. You don't run a pirate operation with a base in Somalia without approval from whatever warlord controls the area.

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    44. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      She probably did get something, but I suspect either an error in translation or some outright fabrication on someone's part. There is no way on this planet anyone gave her 75k USD for an RPG round, in Somalia, in 38 days.

      If she had 75 USD in her pocket and anyone else knew about it she wouldn't make it through her first sleep. It might be possible that she had been told she has some kind of 'share' worth 75k USD or the like, but her chances of drawing more than a few thousand SPS I don't believe.

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    45. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like modern pirates appear to follow fairly similar rules, which makes for some interesting cognitive dissonance in those who romanticize the old-school version but demonize the Somali version.

      Oh come on. Dissonance? What dissonance? If and only if you've got the panache to hoist the Jolly Rogers and sing "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" then you're a romantic pirate. Simple.

    46. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      The pirates are, of course, violent organized criminals engaging in crimes mostly directed at foreigners. OTOH, if they stiff the people in their "investing" program, they dry up that well of support -- also, they they poison their relation with the local populace, make themselves more isolated, and easier targets for outside intervention.

      So, sure, one should expect the pirates to operate out of self-interest. However, that doesn't necessarily mean not rewarding their "investors".

    47. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by seh4 · · Score: 1

      Well it all depends on whether the Somali government will bail out the pirates. They'd better... I've got a CDS riding on the pirates not defaulting on this lady.

      FTFY yvw

    48. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by WNight · · Score: 1

      Thats what you'd tell him.

      Actually, that's a good idea... Who else can you rob without moral qualms other than someone who supports robbing?

    49. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      One thing that actually surprises me is that there are still attacks going on. In general, such "business model" very quickly transforms to the classic "We will 'protect' your ships if you pay us" scheme, and all the various 'protecting' clans agree to not attack each other's clients - so no attacks. Did Somali pirates actually try to put up such demands? Were they refused?

      It just sounds to me that companies shipping goods would very much prefer to just pay a certain fixed amount of money, and have guaranteed delivery of goods, rather than having a certain number of randomly picked ships sailing through the area captured, throwing off the schedules in unexpected ways.

      May end up cheaper, too - part of what pirates get is "payment" for the high personal risk when boarding ships; if they just sit on their asses and collect a monthly fee, the risk isn't there anymore, so it is possible to negotiate with them for less than they'd otherwise take from you.

      And before you mention "no deals with terrorists", keep in mind that I'm talking about corporations here, not governments. Corporations always measure things in risk and profitability, and don't bother with ideological issues. If it's cheaper to deal, a deal it will be.

      Hm... in fact, perhaps such deals are in place already, and we just don't know about them; and ships that are being attacked are only of those companies that refused it?

    50. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      ...

      But for "western" (not to say "civilized") people to be even tempted by this, I find that outright despicable. We have so many other ways to make (granted, less) money that does not involve violence, terror (as in: extreme anxiety and fear, as opposed to terrorism), hostage-taking, and what is essentially simple theft of property.

      I'm sure it's better to work for a bank and rob old people of their life-savings by giving them loans they can't repay. Or work for the RIAA and bankrupt unemployed single mothers, and earn some honest money. But I just happen to *like* pirates :)

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    51. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by wing03 · · Score: 1

      ...cruise the seas for American gold, and fire no guns, shed no tears! And certainly not broken men on a Somali pier...

    52. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din,
      but with one fat ball... ooops.

      Which made me wonder why some other enterprising types aren't offering an armed escort service in the affected shipping lanes?? (Given that as others have pointed out, there *are* reasons why most nonmilitary vessels are unarmed.) You'd think paying an escort would be a LOT cheaper than paying ransom!

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    53. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Joebert · · Score: 1

      They're freaking pirates! This woman is an idiot if she expects any money from this. It's not like she's seeding a movie!

      I was thinking the same thing. I couldn't help but think about having someone in the street tell me they'll give me $1000 if I let them borrow my gun so they can rob someone real quick, only to do so and find out the person they're robbing is me.

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    54. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      In fact, isn't that how con artists justify themselves? They offer someone a deal that's obviously dodgy, like cheap stolen goods or something, and let the mug's own greed blind them while they get ripped off. Makes it less likely for the mug to go to the cops. "Hi cops, this guy said he was gonna get me a 60" flatscreen TV for $1000 but he took a $500 deposit and never showed up".

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    55. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      You'd think paying an escort would be a LOT cheaper than paying ransom!

      The probability of actually having any given ship subject to piracy is very low so this wouldn't be a great investment. Moreover, hiring mercenaries can look really bad PRwise especially if they go and then kill innocent people (which could also make the corporation potentially liable). Some companies have responded by having light arms on their ships or have trained their crews to use large water hoses to dissuade borders.

    56. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is directly related to the fourth point, romanticization is much easier when it is something that happened a long time ago. In that regard it is similar to humor (joking about the Inquisition, ok but potentially tasteless. Joking about the Holocaust. You need to be careful. Joking about 9/11? Yeah, that's going to be hard to pull off).

      Nobody expects jokes about the Spanish Inquisition!

    57. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Pirate: I'd like to borrow some money.
      Banker: For what?
      Pirate: I'm planning to invest in an unstable pyramid scheme. The return on your investment will be considerable.
      Banker: That sounds reasonable...

      Now, replace Pirate with a large percentage of the western population.

    58. Re:That's funny, expecting her share? by Tom · · Score: 1

      On what little we have, we simply don't know.

      But I wouldn't be very surprised if it's all true. It is a high-risk investment. It was much more likely that it would've turned up nothing at all. People regularily pay a few bucks for a slip of paper and one of them is a millionaire by the end of the week. Would you believe that? It's called the lottery.

      The business model of the piracy exchange sounds a lot like that, except that they're drawing ships, not numbers. :-)

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  9. Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    a) be poor and out of work ... watching the rich pirates having a good life (who are sharing a little of their money to the locals)
    a) die on a overfilled boat to Europe / get sent back if you manage to get there.
    c) become a pirate

    1. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the reason their country is so fucked is because of pirates and other militant activity that prevents any kind of stablity which is required to be prosperous. you left out option d. be productive in some way.

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    2. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by HBoar · · Score: 1

      True, but that option is probably just as well obscured to many potential pirates as it was in the GP post.

      1) Define 'some way'

      2) Tell the africans

      3) ????

      4) Profit

    3. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Nadaka · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its honestly the other way round. Somalia is a failed state, a pure anarchy, and has been that way for a long time. Many of these pirates are teens that have never known what its like to have a government and are desperately poor and close to starving. Its cheaper for them to buy an AK-47 than to buy a meal. The area is in a terrible famine and drought, farming is not sustainable. The fishing grounds have been bleed dry as they were the only productive food source for a time. They have a choice of joining the islamists as suicide bombers, the genocidal warlords as child soldiers or becoming a pirate.

    4. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually "pirate" is probably a misnomer - these guys are the Somalian navy. Did it ever cross your mind that it's a little odd for Spanish fishing boats to be off the coast of Somalia, in Somalian waters? The collapse of the Somalian government triggered a "free-for-all" attitude among more disreputable seagoing firms, and the Somali fishermen were suddenly being crowded out of Somali waters by huge foreign firms, many of whom used dangerous and (in other places) illegal tactics to push out the locals. ("Hey, what are you gonna do, call the Somali police on us? Ha!") There have also been a number of vessels dumping wastes in Somali waters, resulting in pollution of beaches in spots along the coastline.

      Piracy in this case might better be called privateering - a sort of privately run military aimed at safeguard local fishing rights against theft and prevent encroachment on Somali territory. And if some innocent foreign vessels passing nearby get looted, well, that's just hard luck.

      Piracy has never been rare, and usually when there is a government, it winks and nods rather than acting against it. (Queen Elizabeth I was rumored to have made a great fortune through her country's pirates) The Somali "pirates" are primarily condemned so strongly because no government has their backs.

    5. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      And yarr, I'll be damned if being a pirate isn't better than all the other choices. I'll be damned anyway.

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    6. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Metasquares · · Score: 2, Informative

      3: Open up a branch office of your multinational corporation and employ lots of locals for nearly nothing by the standards of the developed world?

    7. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by dtml-try+MyNick · · Score: 1

      If nothing else at least they could take control of their own destiny for a change.

      With 75.000 dollars in their pockets on payday I'd say they have a pretty firm grip on their future.
      I imagine that's the Somalian equivalent of being a millionaire in Europe or the U.S.

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    8. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are taking control of their own destiny's. They aren't choosing the option you would like them to take but so what? Why would they want to try and revolt against powerful warlords when they have the much safer and more lucrative option of raiding ships?

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    9. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I imagine that's the Somalian equivalent of being a millionaire in Europe or the U.S.

      What good does that do you when your friendly local warlord can show up with more guns than you and take it away? If these people truly cared about their country as their mouthpieces claimed, they'd be doing something about the people who have run it into the ground.

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    10. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by DigMarx · · Score: 1

      ...and option e: rob those glib, ivory tower preaching, short-sighted 'muricans home-invasion style.

      Damn those devastatingly poor people. Why don't they just get jobs?

    11. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they had stability under the Islamic Courts Union or something like that. That was not too much better than the current situation, but still something like a state. Got destructed by Ethiopia with some help from the USA.

    12. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Why would they want to try and revolt against powerful warlords when they have the much safer and more lucrative option of raiding ships?

      Because they profess to care about their country and claim that they are only doing this because they have no other choices?

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    13. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Duradin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ya, those cargo and tanker ships are a real threat to the fishing...

      If their gripe is with foreign ships fishing in their waters they should be going after the frakking fishing ships, not the merchant ships well outside their territorial waters.

    14. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by HBoar · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but presumably the lack of stable government scares the multinational corporation away... At least while there are other more stable yet still cheap countries around.

    15. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by saladpuncher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That’s an interesting thought. So the woman gets paid and then the next day is robbed and killed by a roving gang or a warlord’s hunt and terminate party. The other investors complain to the Somalian Stock Exchange that they don’t feel safe investing because their money can’t be guaranteed. Business suffers as a result until the Stock Exchange or some other business springs up and offers protection for that money. For only a few percentage points off the top they can keep you safe. And hey, now that you have all that money and you are safe you might want to spend it and get the good things in life. Right? So you start to make purchases and start to acquire things. New businesses have to come into being to supply you with the food and housing and coca cola that you lust for. Given a long enough time a middle class emerges that begins to demand not only protection but running water, electricity, communications, etc. It wouldn’t be the first time that a group of criminals have created a society.

    16. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, they go after those, too. Piracy has been a lucrative enterprise throughout human history, and most every sailing nation has been built on such endeavours.
        But my point remains that the Somalis have legitimate grievances against foreign vessels in their waters, which are ignored in the "Somali pirates" narrative.

    17. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      They are taking up arms on those they believe are ruining their country -- those opposing the warlords. Every time the "government" tries to assert itself -- most recently backed by Ethiopian troops -- the civilians with the AKs come out of the woodwork. Many become cannon fodder, but government control is only established in a few very small areas, and that's more by an absence of insurgents than by support of the people.

      In their minds, the warlords, who are backed by the local imams for either ideological or financial reasons, are those best-suited to lead the country. The interloping government wants to spread a foreign concept of human rights that disregards what they're taught by the imams.

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    18. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by wing03 · · Score: 1

      It wouldn’t be the first time that a group of criminals have created a society.

      Well said. Bronfman family up here in Canada and the rum running during prohibition comes to mind. History will also record them as folk heroes.

    19. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those are for unemployment benefits. Most of these so-called pirates are just fisherman out of a job, you know.

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    20. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A noble idea, but to be productive in the traditional sense, you first of all have to have a stable infrastructure. Else whoever comes along and has a gun will take away what you built up. Simply because it's faster to take yours than to build something themselves.

      If you want to be "productive", you have to adapt to the environment, and especially the government and its terms, you want to be productive in.

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    21. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Where's your problem? The country gets richer, so I'd say it is good for the country. Yeah, the international relationships suffer, but that problem didn't keep the US from waging wars, why should the Somalis care?

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    22. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The country gets richer, so I'd say it is good for the country

      No it doesn't. A select few get richer while the rest starve. Get the warlords out of power and you might actually see some investment and the building of an economy that would benefit everyone.

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    23. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by HighOrbit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That is the propaganda and lies that the pirates have been using to rationalize their lawlessness and I'm surprised anybody literate enough to post to slashdot is foolish enough to fall for it. They have been seizing ships far outside the 12 mile territorial limit and even far outside the 200 mile exclusive economic zone. They are now seizing ships off the Seychelles, which is many hundreds of miles south of Somalia. Seas outside of the exclusive economic zone are free to fish for any nation's fleet. So if this is their reason, why are they seizing yachts which are clearly not outfitted with commercial fishing gear and are hundreds of miles outside of the Somali EEZ? Because they are murderous thieves and thugs; that's why.

    24. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Rockin'+Az · · Score: 1

      New businesses have to come into being to supply you with the food and housing and coca cola that you lust for

      Although to be fair, (European) Australians weren't originally into coca cola. That came later.

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    25. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by snaz555 · · Score: 1

      So the woman gets paid and then the next day is robbed and killed by a roving gang or a warlord’s hunt and terminate party.

      With that kind of money it should be easy to keep your own private army or buy protection from a warlord.

    26. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Being productive requires things like property rights - what's the point of working if the local warlord can decide to move into your house on a whim? More to the point, the pirates in particular are a consequence of Somalia's bloody recent history, not a cause of it. Indeed, they will probably end up being the germ of a stable Somali state, sooner or later.

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    27. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, once you've repurposed a bunch of fishing vessels and out-of-work fishermen into combat vessels and heavily armed privateers, what do you do with them when the fishing waters are finally cleared? OF COURSE they're going to start ranging farther and farther out, and grabbing more and more vessels. This is a historically commonplace progression, with both navies and armies.

      Anyway, if there was a Somali government, there'd be less fuss made about them. We'd complain to the Somali government, they'd make the right noises about how they were doing everything in their power to address the problem, and then things would just go on as before.

    28. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Ornedan · · Score: 1

      They could turn those AK-47s that are so easy to come by on the assholes that are fucking up their country.

      The warlord is dead! Long live the warlord!

    29. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by NikolaiKutuzov · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That’s an interesting thought. So the woman gets paid and then the next day is robbed and killed by a roving gang or a warlord’s hunt and terminate party. The other investors complain to the Somalian Stock Exchange that they don’t feel safe investing because their money can’t be guaranteed. Business suffers as a result until the Stock Exchange or some other business springs up and offers protection for that money.

      Thats exactly how every modern government in Europe came into existence. The British, the Dutch, and the Portuguese started out as pirates - Drake, the Ostindian Company, Spanish ... it was organized crime supported by the local powers in being (i.e. kings & queens), and it got formalized after a while. The alternative way for people to make a living is go and conquer the neighbourhood, which is what Russia, Germany, and some other countries did in lieu of some decent sea routes to plunder.

      I wouldn't ridicule this too much, it is a good development - a stock exchanges *does* need the protection of property and lives, and will lead to people you can negotiate with and that know the value of trust. Those people currently have the choice between starvation and becoming criminal. You can talk to them - try bargaining with some well-fed, middle-class, well-educated jihadist who is convinced the universe owes him more and thats why he's going to blow up himself together with some civilians if they don't stop listening to Popsongs.

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    30. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Their waters are fished out (I can't say that I've been trawling of the coast of Somalia recently but that's the deal from what I know), no fish to speak of - no fishing boats to speak of to go after. That ship sailed years ago, it's into the aftermath of that now.

    31. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying a starving Somali fisherman can't make the mental leap from "this foreign fishing fleet has ruined my livelihood" to "hey let's hijack this foreign container ship for payback"? Get real.

    32. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry but the available data does not support your post.

      The data I found about the position of the Alakrana shows that it was far away from Somali coast (way more than 200 mi). If it was Economic Zone of any country, it had to be of the Seychelles.

      Of course I don't know if they were going to unload fish from Somalia coast, but you'd need some additonal data to back that statement.

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    33. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Insightful post I have read here in a long time.

    34. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That’s an interesting thought. So the woman gets paid and then the next day is robbed and killed by a roving gang or a warlord’s hunt and terminate party. The other investors complain to the Somalian Stock Exchange that they don’t feel safe investing because their money can’t be guaranteed. Business suffers as a result until the Stock Exchange or some other business springs up and offers protection for that money. For only a few percentage points off the top they can keep you safe. And hey, now that you have all that money and you are safe you might want to spend it and get the good things in life. Right? So you start to make purchases and start to acquire things. New businesses have to come into being to supply you with the food and housing and coca cola that you lust for. Given a long enough time a middle class emerges that begins to demand not only protection but running water, electricity, communications, etc. It wouldn’t be the first time that a group of criminals have created a society.

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    35. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, considering that unlike anywhere else along trade routes there is no fine for cleaning the cargo bays and tanks from all the (often poisonous) stuff, yes, they are. So you've been transporting 5000 tons of mazut. Now you've got a contract for half a million ton of high-quality gasoline. Except mazut is sticky and there's about 80 tons of mazut residue on walls of your tanks, that will pollute the fuel. You have a choice to stop for a few days at a port, pay several thousands dollars for cleaning and disposal, or just get your crew to flush the junk to the sea with hi-pressure hoses, while traveling full ahead to where the fuel awaits. No delay, no extra cost (included in salary), no waste disposal fees - and several square miles of sea life getting killed is none of your business.

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    36. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      And the Kennedys - lest we forget

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    37. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      "sort of privately run military aimed at safeguard local fishing rights"

      Have you watched the news? The Somali pirates are hijacking cargo vessels!

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/18/maersk-alabama-pirates-somalia-guards

      http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/61708828-de19-11de-b8e2-00144feabdc0.html

      That's hardly protecting local fishing rights.

      Get your facts straight.

    38. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Vahokif · · Score: 1

      And then it's no longer an anarchy, so it's a perfect example or anarchies being a) undesirable and b) temporary.

    39. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      they don't give a hoot about "their country." Their country doesn't exist. They care about eating a couple times a week, and eventually finding a mate. Presumably they realize that the people closest to them will occasionally lend supplies if they ever have an excess, and they do likewise. The only things that Somalia has in excess are AK-47s and landmines, and the only growth industry is piracy.

      They don't want to revolt against the warlords, because the local warlord is the guy who promises not to let the warlord down the road kill you. What's more he usually delivers. On the occasions that they do turn their guns on warlords you have what is commonly known as civil war, which really isn't a whole lot more desirable than piracy.

    40. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      I'm a little fuzzy on who you put in power once the warlords are out. And even if you find someone how they're supposed to maintain control without resorting to warlord tactics.

      I'm not pretending to have a solution, but glib pronouncements on the evils of piracy and warlordship doesn't offer anything either.

    41. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      You can look at it the other way too. If all those first world countries with their fancy navies had stopped their ships from abusing Somali water we might still have fishermen instead of pirates.

    42. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Neutralize the warlords and islamist extremists and the rest of the world might be more willing to invest the resources and capital required to help lift that country out of poverty.

      Why in god's name would anyone be interested in doing that? A good rubbish dump is hard to come by, the resource-extraction industry is thriving, and China's already got the manufacturing thing squared away.

      The rest of the world ignores Somalia because we don't need them. That is the logic of the market, the only one the current neoliberal global consensus acknowledges.

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    43. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by steelfood · · Score: 1

      The investors are clamoring for blood.

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    44. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually they have another choice. They could turn those AK-47s that are so easy to come by on the assholes that are fucking up their country. Neutralize the warlords and islamist extremists and the rest of the world might be more willing to invest the resources and capital required to help lift that country out of poverty.

      It sounds good in theory, but there are two important factors here.

      First of all, as in any other "why don't they just revolt?!" case, this requires significant cooperation. If one guy just picks an AK and tries to shoot a local warlord, even if he succeeds, there will be someone else next in line to replace the warlord, and the assassin would be brutally executed in retribution - quite possibly together with his family. To pull this off, every guy who has the urge to pull the trigger needs to know that there are enough people elsewhere in the country willing to do the same; otherwise it's a bet with very high stakes and low chance to win. And people generally value their lives, as crappy as they may be (especially those people who haven't seen better lives, which certainly includes a lot of youths in Somalia).

      The second factor is that humans are often enticed by systems which offer a very small chance to get a very high payout. So you have a thousand guys living in abject poverty, or died trying, for each one who managed to pull it (in this case, it = "captured a ship with worthy cargo") off and become rich. The problem is that each of those thousand guys know that, in theory, they also have the same chance, and furthermore, most of them think that they have a significantly-higher-than-average chance if they "train hard" or just because they're awesome. And so they will fight tooth and nail to preserve the system, even as it screws them, because of that illusory chance.

      In fact, you should be familiar with this - unrestricted, unregulated free market capitalism is one such system, and there are plenty of confused people who would be much worse off under it (I've noticed that a quite lot of Libertarians tend to be poorer than average), but still advance it because they have high hopes of getting rich, and they don't want "government stealing the hard-earned money" when they do.

    45. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Anyway, if there was a Somali government, there'd be less fuss made about them. We'd complain to the Somali government, they'd make the right noises about how they were doing everything in their power to address the problem, and then things would just go on as before.

      If the pirates (or the "Somali Navy", if you prefer) were backed by a government, and said government didn't address the problem, it would be a proper casus belli, and the country would've been invaded by a joint US/Europe(/China?) coalition by now.

      Unfortunately, because there's no government, there's also no single point of responsibility. Very convenient.

    46. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why such governments go to great lengths to pretend they're addressing the problem. It's much like governments which look the other way on drug trafficking. As long as they make a few show arrests, very little can really be done against them.

    47. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not necessarily the fishing ships that caused their troubles. Let's not forget about the horrible pollution that has left their shores desolate of any consumable life. I'd be pretty pissed off if someone destroyed my livelihood as well. I'm not at all for people killing people, but I think I side with the somalis on this one. We kind of screwed them up. Imagine if the US rushed into Venezuela in the midst of their recent coup, and attempted to exploit their oil resources (which we already do), and then ravaged their land (worse than we already do), and finally told them good luck and peaced out. Hopefully we'll someday evolve as a species, but it's going to take those of us in the developed world realizing what we're doing to the undeveloped world.

    48. Re:Imagine being a young Somalian, and choose by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A select few get richer while the rest starve.

      And that's different in what way from what we see in other developing countries? I mean, aside of us not getting our cut?

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  10. Silly girl... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'I am really happy and lucky. I have made $75,000 in only 38 days since I joined the "company."' -- Piracy investor Sahra Ibrahim

    She's sowing the wind. Wouldn't want to be her come reap-time.

  11. Perhaps by nightfire-unique · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps we can send some folks from the BSA and RIAA over there to educate them about actual, real piracy. Might help them to stop confusing the term with copyright infringement.

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    1. Re:Perhaps by gmrath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps we can send some folks from the BSA and RIAA over there to educate the Somalis about actual, real piracy. Might help the Somalis to stop confusing holding hostages captured on the high seas for ransom with the only True piracy: copyright infringement.

    2. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Bill Gates tries so save humanity now, he should invest in this to stop global warming.

    3. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first, I read that as "Let's teach the somalians what piracy is, by sending out an RIAA indoctrination squad"

    4. Re:Perhaps by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Just drop them out of a Hercules with a huge bag. They'll talk up enough hot air to fill that bag and float safely to the ground.

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    5. Re:Perhaps by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      What your average pirate does to 1 ship, your average City or NY bankster does to a town, state or small country.
      http://www.alternet.org/story/144203/
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    6. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps we can send some folks from the BSA and RIAA over there to educate them about actual, real piracy.

      When I first read that, I thought you were trying to educate the Somalis...

    7. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. For a second I thought you mean the BSA and RIAA people will educate the Somali about real piracy...
      Come to think of it the sentence would work even better that way... Sarcasm rules. :-D

    8. Re:Perhaps by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Yep, it is listed in FSF's list of confusing or loaded words: http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Piracy

  12. regulation by vxice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    what happens when you have a totally free economy. On the other hand with a completely regulated economy you end stifling entrepreneurship. And with a poorly regulated economy people screw up because they think if what they were doing was wrong there would be rules against it. Lesson is that we need a properly regulated economy, but that is where my insight ends and I revert to criticizing what other people doing I can't be wrong.

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  13. This is a really bad idea by slashqwerty · · Score: 1

    for everyone but the pirates. Participation in this scheme would be a criminal conspiracy to commit piracy, kidnapping, theft, and hostage-taking. Even if the pirates' plan is to swindle money from the investors and not pay out anything it is still a crime to participate in a scheme where the intent is to commit a crime.

    The only reason the pirates have gotten away with their actions so far is because they are outside the jurisdiction of any interested government. People who participate in this scheme from pretty much anywhere but Somalia are likely to find themselves in quite a lot of legal trouble.

    1. Re:This is a really bad idea by mysidia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's what brokers are for. People in Europe will give their brokers some money to be "invested in Somalia"

      The broker's job will be to get contacts and have them select the most lucrative investments available.

      Plausible deniability across the board.

      The investor doesn't know exactly who the broker's contacting.

      The broker doesn't know what assets the investments are going to. Only that they are going to a "fund" managed by contacts in Somalia.

      The fund managers in Somalia operate privately and have strict secrecy and describe investments in only vague terms.

    2. Re:This is a really bad idea by Higaran · · Score: 1

      Dude, its Somolia, the only law there is who has a bigger gun or more ammo, and your right no country gives a crap.

    3. Re:This is a really bad idea by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      If this is in international waters, then it stands to reason that killing the pirates would be perfectly legal! I hate to sound crass, but, "Target practice, anyone?" It is one thing to aid a starving or sick person and I am all for that and would gladly assist a Somali boat that flies a distress signal. But pirates wreck havoc for all. Just think of the Maersk crew that nearly perished during a heist. On top of that, the pirates were amped up on khat, an amphetamine making them even more unpredictable.

    4. Re:This is a really bad idea by Therefore+I+am · · Score: 1

      As a scheme it also has the supreme disadvantage that if the records of investors were lost in an accidental Cruise Missile bombing the pirates will have a lot of aggrieved investors on their backs. Nasty stuff then happens, with a poor outcome for those who are seen to be not doing the right thing.

  14. Why not? by mister_playboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just a brief read of the article about the Dutch East India Company makes me wonder just how different the two really are.

    Legitimacy as a company seems to be determined by how well you succeed and how long you've been around, more than your morals or ethics.

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    1. Re:Why not? by ibsteve2u · · Score: 1

      Seems to be a disturbing correlation between decreasing ethical and moral standards and increasing size, too.

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    2. Re:Why not? by yuhong · · Score: 1

      What is interesting is why that is, of course. I mean, corporations like this was why in the early days the United States put strict controls on corporations in the first place, I think.

    3. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's totally what she said.

    4. Re:Why not? by Spikeles · · Score: 1
      That's really quite a good quote, let me try:

      Legitimacy as a religion seems to be determined by how well you succeed and how long you've been around, more than your morals or ethics.

      Ha, it fits!

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    5. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the 17th century most privateers were owned by joint stock companies. Their business assets were usually a warship, contract with a captain, and a letter of marque.

    6. Re:Why not? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      not to mention the need to increase earning...

      just observe that ransoms had doubled since they got this system in place...

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    7. Re:Why not? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just a brief read of the article about the Dutch East India Company makes me wonder just how different the two really are.

      Somalia doesn't really have a functional government.
      Somali pirates are operating in a power vaccuum and will go away once it gets filled.

      OTOH, the Dutch East India Company was effectively a legally recognized government.
      They had the power to raise armies, sign treaties, invade & depose governments, etc.

      It's not just a matter of "how long you've been around".
      If you don't see the difference then you're being willfully blind.

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    8. Re:Why not? by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      Somali pirates are operating in a power vaccuum and will go away once it gets filled.

      I, for one, am not holding my breath though.

      --
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    9. Re:Why not? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. Let me piratly hijack this +5 post (Yarrrr!) to add a point.
      Somalia has no official government, therefore no police, no coast guards, no naval force. What exactly is a "Spanish tuna fishing vessel" doing off Somalian coast ? I'll tell you : it is fishing illegally there. Well, illegally is a theoretic term because there are no functioning law system to prevent them doing so. So what happens ? Some Somalian fishermen gather, put money in common, arm a vessel and try to bring some order.

      Illegal fishing is a minor offense. But you have to know that illegal dumping of nuclear waste also occurred in Somalia waters. I must say that I consider it a good news that they form cooperatives instead of lord-vassal structure.

      There is also a basic fact I like to remind concerning these "pirates" : they have not killed any hostage yet. The only hostage to die was killed by a (French) military in a recovery mission.

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    10. Re:Why not? by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Maybe you think that made what the DEIC did moral and/or ethical... but I don't.

      Greed is greed. I don't care whether it's legal or not.

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    11. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seriously don't understand how these people are still alive. First off, Blackwater is looking for a new gig since the pee-pee whacking in Iraq. Paying them to sit on the boat is got to be way cheaper than the ransom. Secondly, why isn't every single Somali Pirate dead? Do we not have the stomach to do what is needed here? Why haven't we destroyed their coastline, smashed their boats, and made it impossible to pursue piracy?

      If I were in charge of even a minor country, I would stand my soldiers shoulder to shoulder across that country's northern border and make them walk to the southern border, leaving nothing alive in their path. Nothing. No trees, no animals, no plants, no vegetation of any kind. Nothing. I'd have them salt the earth and poison the wells. The only thing that would thrive would be the vultures.

    12. Re:Why not? by Walterk · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer, I'm Dutch.

      Back when the VOC (what you would call the DEIC) was operating, the world was generally at war with everybody, competing for many resources. They had to arm themselves to get a slice of the pie, otherwise other countries would take it instead. I guess what's really different between to two is that when the VOC was around, everybody was competing with guns, but these days it's just the Somalians.

      *shrug*

    13. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if the Somalias (sp?) put together a government by hook or crook or democratic election. That government could meet your subjective criteria of being "functional". That government supported the current pirates and delegated them some authority like Port inspector, Coast Guard, Navel Customs and tax collection- then they would be legitimate because there is a government involved?

      Government doesn't make everything legit in my book, plenty of actions -even sponsored by civilized governments- can still be tribal raiding parties.

      It is you who are not so much willfully blind but appear to have a huge blind spot for anything done under cover of "legitimate" authority. You might want to learn to see around your blind spots.

    14. Re:Why not? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Fail 1) who EVER said corporate legitimacy had anything to do with morals or ethics? Ever? Corporate success is measured in return on investment for shareholders. Full stop. Naturally, such an organism will try whatever options are available (generally legal, but illegal if the odds of getting caught/punished/whatever are calculably trivial) to succeed.

      Fail 2) equating the actions of a mercantilist cartel formed in the 16th-17th Century with the conduct of pirates in 2009. I'm not sure if that's a failure in moral equivalence (in ENTIRELY different contexts) or if it's historical ignorance or if it's simply political disingenuousness, but it hardly even makes SENSE, even at the most superficial levels.

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    15. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope legitimacy as a company is determined by how much money you make for yourself, subsidiaries and your boss

      And if you wanna talk piracy check the Dutch West Indies company (sorry no wiki link, the article is sadly brief and inaccurate). Now those were pirates. The Dutch East Indies company did do some trade once in a while

    16. Re:Why not? by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Well... from what you're saying, it's not a matter of "how long you've been around," it's a matter of whether or not the Dutch like you.

      Either body sounds like it'd violate the "sovereign monopoly on the legitimate use of force" constraint of a modern government. The fact that the DEIC (which I'm assuming was operating like the BritishEIC) had European permission to go dick around in non-European countries with blatant disregard for their local governments doesn't seem very convincing to me.

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    17. Re:Why not? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Legalized murder is still murder.

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    18. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > OTOH, the Dutch East India Company was effectively a legally recognized government.
      > They had the power to raise armies, sign treaties, invade & depose governments, etc.

      and to carry out slave raids, loot, carry out pirate attacks...

      > If you don't see the difference then you're being willfully blind.

      Sure, it was legal as far as the Dutch were concerned, because the government
      itself said it was ok. It doesn't mean it was morally right.

      Somalian pirates don't even have a government to say it is right or wrong. So
      looking at it in that way, they're somewhat more moral than the Dutch were
      in the Dutch "Golden Century".

      Just highlighting the moral relativism here.

    19. Re:Why not? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Somalia doesn't really have a functional government.
      Somali pirates are operating in a power vaccuum and will go away once it gets filled.

      I think it's more likely that the pirates will become the functional government. They seem to be in a good position to do so. They've got manpower, weapons, cash, people are flocking to their banners, and they're getting very very organized.

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  15. Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes form by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is unregulated laissez faire capitalism at its finest. I'm so proud, little Somolia is growing up.

  16. Also saving the environment by aurelianito · · Score: 2, Funny

    By supporting the pirate industry, they give jobs and new opportunities to the local people. But this is not the only reason why we should support them. They do an amazing job reverting the global warming. Every ecologically responsible person should invest in this stock exchange.

    In unrelated news, it is rumored that the Rainbow Warrior will join their fleet.

    1. Re:Also saving the environment by mjwx · · Score: 1

      In unrelated news, it is rumoured that the Rainbow Warrior will join their fleet.

      Pendant ce temps, la marine française est à l'affût.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    2. Re:Also saving the environment by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Actually I heard it was the Crimson Permanent Assurance that was joining the fleet.

  17. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Loomismeister · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How you got modded up is beyond me...

  18. Gunboat diplomacy by martijnd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sorry to tell the investors this -- but since they are now all complicit in murder,piracy and being (registered) members of a criminal organization this more or less legally opens them up to off-shore shelling by naval warships.

    1. Re:Gunboat diplomacy by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      In your dreams, chickenhawk. If they haven't acted by now, this silly little news won't get their blood boiling any faster.

    2. Re:Gunboat diplomacy by Barny · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but you see they are not terrorists (yet), so they are off the radar of the general public.

      Give your government some credit though, Somalia will be invaded to preserve freedom soon enough.

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      ...
      /me sighs
    3. Re:Gunboat diplomacy by asaz989 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope - the only reason international vessels can shoot at pirates in international waters is because the various treaties governing the high seas explicitly authorize it. They say nothing about accomplices (you'd need a UNSC resolution to authorize that).

  19. Who says crime doesn't pay? by GrubLord · · Score: 0

    ... but what kind of a maniac gives his ex-wife an RPG in alimony?

    He's just lucky she decided to 'invest' it, rather than go all Blues Brothers on him.

  20. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    A: I start at +2 due to excellent reputation, have not been modded here yet.
    B: We both have the comedian achievement. You should understand.
    C: Its funny because its true.

  21. Sharing resources for a common goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like socialism to me...

  22. Adam Smith? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Probably. Too many Smiths in history.

    1. Re:Adam Smith? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      John Smith was one of the founders of the church of latter day saints.

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    2. Re:Adam Smith? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many Smiths in history.

      Agent Thompson: You!

      Agent Smith: Yes, me.

      [turns Thompson into another Smith]

      Agent Smith: Me... me... me...

      Agent Smith Clone: Me too.

    3. Re:Adam Smith? by Le+Tmraire · · Score: 2, Funny
      One more for the list!
      • First man on the moon -> Louis Armstrong
      • Pioneer of capitalism -> John Smith
      • First book of the bible -> Guinessis
      • Author of Iliad and Odyssey -> Homer Simpson
      • Author of the bible -> Gutenberg
      • Discovery of radioactivity -> Madman Curie
    4. Re:Adam Smith? by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Madman curie sounds like the name of a stunt motorcyclist

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    5. Re:Adam Smith? by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

      Madman curie sounds like the name of a stunt motorcyclist

      or a stunt physicist (whatever that is)

    6. Re:Adam Smith? by jockeys · · Score: 1

      or a hardcore punk band

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      In Soviet Russia jokes are formulaic and decidedly non-humorous.
    7. Re:Adam Smith? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      John Smith was also one of the founders of Jamestown in 1607.

      I bet ANYONE can join this game with the help of Wikipedia and google.

    8. Re:Adam Smith? by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Or something you'll regret eating the next morning.

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    9. Re:Adam Smith? by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      hahaha that's brilliant

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  23. I'll invest.. by RJFerret · · Score: 1

    ...in the Sirens.

  24. Re:there's one born every minute by HBoar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd say they may well get their money back, plus much more. The pirates aren't the same guys as the scam artists. These guys are getting some serious money, but they do need investment upfront to fund the operations... Just because they are criminals in one respect, doesn't necessarily mean they are in all respects.

  25. Re:just bomb them by afidel · · Score: 1

    Because it's cheaper to pay out a small percentage on an insurance claim then it is to lose vessels, cargo and civil suits over the dead crew. Of course in the long run the correct answer is to do what the American's did and run anti-terrorist operations against them but not many ships fly the American flag anymore even those owned by American companies.

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  26. Re:just bomb them by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    How would it save any lives? Very few hostages die. That would be bad for business; pirates don't get ransom for dead crew or sunken ships, and if they tried to, their negotiating credibility wold sink just as fast.

  27. Anarcho-capitalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, what a perfect example of good old free market capitalism at work. Somalia: its a libertarian dream come true! How perfect that my captcha for this post is "markets."

    1. Re:Anarcho-capitalism? by Barny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As another person pointed out, its not free market capitalism at work, since the people the pirates are preying upon are not free to spend a few million on some guns themselves.

      Its a breakdown in the UN sure enough.

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      /me sighs
    2. Re:Anarcho-capitalism? by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm not sure that's the main thing stopping them. The cost of arming merchant ships would be far higher than just losing/ransoming a few of them--- piracy rates are extremely low as a percentage of total shipping, so small as to be more or less in the noise on companies' balance sheets. Arming ships has other risks, also; for example, one reason ships are typically kept unarmed is that there's a risk that armed crew would hijack their own ship for random/profit.

    3. Re:Anarcho-capitalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything I do in my life I do for random.

    4. Re:Anarcho-capitalism? by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As another person pointed out, its not free market capitalism at work, since the people the pirates are preying upon are
      not free to spend a few million on some guns themselves.
      Its a breakdown in the UN sure enough.

      As another person pointed out. It is free market capitalism at work, since the people the pirates are preying upon ARE BY INTERNATIONAL TREATY free to spend a few million on some guns themselves.

      It is just not profitable. It's much cheaper to pay the ransoms.

  28. Re:there's one born every minute by AdmiralXyz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think you're missing the point. This is not something Wall Street bankers are going to be investing in. The kind of people chipping in to this operation are probably the sort of people who are just as likely as the pirates themselves to not take being cheated so well, and express that dissatisfaction with automatic weapons.

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  29. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by bendodge · · Score: 1

    It's obviously not rule of law. You're trying an implied attack on the United States' economic model, which is heavily dependent on the rule of law.

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  30. The thing is... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    People argue left, and right and liberal and conservative. Here we have a group of people who went off the liberal end of anarchy and came out on the other side of unfettered capitalism. Soon there will be moguls, and the moguls will need a stable society to protect their winnings. The imposition of social order will be difficult at first, but they're heavily armed and well motivated.

    Ah, there really is nothing new under the sun.

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    1. Re:The thing is... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      People argue left, and right and liberal and conservative. Here we have a group of people who went off the liberal end of anarchy and came out on the other side of unfettered capitalism. Soon there will be moguls,

      You mean like a lord, a pirate lord, making war out there on the high seas. Let's, for brevities sake call him a "warlord".

      and the moguls will need a stable society to protect their winnings. The imposition of social order will be difficult at first, but they're heavily armed and well motivated.

      Learn your history about Somalia, this traditionally has not worked out quite as planned, especially when there is more then one lord. They will spend all their wealth fighting each other whilst trying not to get knocked off by their ambitions underlings.

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  31. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by phantomcircuit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is unregulated laissez faire capitalism at its finest. I'm so proud, little Somolia is growing up.

    Wrong. There is partial regulation.

    In a truly unregulated market the vessels losing millions of dollars would instead pay millions of dollars to have all of the pirates killed.

    But they cannot do that because they are regulated.

    This is nothing more than an example of uneven regulation (which is usually a sign of corruption, I'm looking at you united nations).

  32. Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Piracy is not illegal in Somalia. Once again like a typical ignorant American, you make the mistake of arrogantly thinking U.S. law applies everywhere outside your declining nation. Stick to playing your video games and stuffing your obese body with junk food. I myself am going to invest $100.

    1. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it depends on how far off the coast it is, I was reading up a bit on Maritime Law a while back. International waters apparently restricts firearms on civilian vessels as well as the legal requirements to dispose of both pirates and slavers, which I believe were stated as 'crimes against humanity' or some such.

      I don't have a link handy so perhaps another dotter with more times on their hands can cite references.

    2. Re:Wrong. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      The US is party to treaties signed by almost every nation, and accepted by the UN, that piracy by any entity against any vessel of any flag is subject to action by any nation's navy. Jurisdiction does not end until the short. If a US Navy destroyer sees a Malaysian-flagged vessel take over a Korean-flagged vessel that tries to disappear into Indonesian waters, it is fully in its rights to pursue, even if it means entering Indonesian waters. If necessary, it may even open fire in those waters to stop the piracy.

      There aren't many things that readily cross national borders without much question, but fighting piracy on the high seas is certainly one of them.

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    3. Re:Wrong. by plastbox · · Score: 1

      Quickly! Mod this comment into oblivion before RIAA/MPAA sees it!

    4. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The grandparent said nothing of being American. Regardless, citizens of the U.S. and virtually any other country are bound by their own nations' laws. It does not matter if piracy is legal in Somalia. So long as it is illegal in the investor's home nation, they are subject to criminal prosecution.

  33. Welcome to Distopia by meerling · · Score: 1

    Guess we should all calm down and order something from Costa Nostra Pizza.

    [Snow Crash reference for those that don't know.]

    1. Re:Welcome to Distopia by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      Yes I am sure the mafia can make the pirates listen to Reason.

  34. So if I can pay in guns... by Jeian · · Score: 1

    So if I can pay them in guns, any ideas where I can get some exploding AK-47s?

    1. Re:So if I can pay in guns... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      So if I can pay them in guns, any ideas where I can get some exploding AK-47s?

      Such reliable weapons do not simply explode. Perhaps they will be interested in using some of those American weapons.


















      P.S. google the term "Tommy cookers"

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  35. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I read it as an implied attack on anarcho-capitalism, which is not the United States' economic model.

  36. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    C: Its funny because its true.

    No it's not. Even the most die-hard capital 'L' Libertarian would agree that the enforcement of property and human rights are a legitimate function of the state. That would include preventing assholes with AK-47s from holding property and human beings hostage until a nice fat ransom is paid.

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  37. "I am really happy and lucky." by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

    The murdered crew members...not so much. Being happy and feeling lucky on the pain and suffering of others is wretched, no matter who you are or what the business is.

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    1. Re:"I am really happy and lucky." by Caraig · · Score: 1

      While I certainly share the sentiment -- having benefit at the cost of another's life, liberty, and/or pursuit of happiness -- the woman is about as detached from the misery caused by those she supports as the typical Western citizen is from the civilian casualties in Iraq. She doesn't identify with the crews of those ships she's indirectly helping to board, terrorize, brutalize, and murder. I doubt if she can; most people can't identify or sympathize with total strangers they don't know the names of, let alone have never met.

      It can also be argued that Somalia is a very badly broken place, and I don't mean the lack of government. It's been theorized that every currently-living Somali basically has PTSD. The years of chaos, of anarchy, of infighting, of atrocity... gah. I say this not to excuse the pirates or their supporters, but understanding the people involved in an issue is a critical step in resolving the issue... even if it's just as intelligence gathered on the enemy.

      There are a lot of passing correspondences between the Somalia situation and post-11SEP01 United States, actually... but I hasten to repeat that feeling 'happy' at the cost of another's pain is indeed wretched.

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    2. Re:"I am really happy and lucky." by Cheech+Wizard · · Score: 1

      Being happy and feeling lucky on the pain and suffering of others is wretched, no matter who you are or what the business is.

      Banks and big business do it all the time. Nothing new here.... Move along....

    3. Re:"I am really happy and lucky." by Simon · · Score: 1

      She doesn't identify with the crews of those ships she's indirectly helping to board, terrorize, brutalize, and murder.

      Probably because although the crews may be 'terrorised', or at least frightened, the crews aren't being brutalised or murdered. How often do you hear of crews being murdered? I've been googling and I can't find any reports of crews being killed. I do find reports of the US Navy and British forces killing pirates though.

      These pirates are in this to make money and get the hell out of there. They aren't doing this to brutalise and kill. That is totally counterproductive to their real goals.

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      Simon

    4. Re:"I am really happy and lucky." by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Move along? That is precisely the reason that the world sucks as much as it does.

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  38. Poor little Somalis by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

    After reading that article, I never want to hear 'they've been driven to it by foreign overfishing and waste dumping' again.

  39. Simple and Elegant by DaMattster · · Score: 0

    Arm the crew of the container and cargo ships with 20mm cannons to repel the pirates - shoot holes in their boats and let them become shark bait. A few dead pirates and, all of a sudden, the "company," will cease to exist. I have no love for piracy and I believe that the world is too leniant on them. They know this too, that is why they continue.

    1. Re:Simple and Elegant by mjwx · · Score: 1

      A few dead pirates and, all of a sudden, the "company," will cease to exist.

      I have Hard Reality on line 4, he'd like to remind you just how cheap life is in the poorest part of Africa.

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  40. Really? by Mantrid42 · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone think it's a good idea to give their money to professional thieves?

    1. Re:Really? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      I dunno. My money are in the hands of professional crooks, American bankers.

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    2. Re:Really? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      If the pirates benefit from their investors, what good would it do ripping them off? That's not the way to run a sustainable business.

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    3. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone. what do you think CEOs are ? unlike most CEOs the pirates have no golden parachute and are likely more honest.

    4. Re:Really? by barwasp · · Score: 1

      Maybe you were paying taxes to the G.W. Bush's administration and by doing so financing a plan of robbing a whole nation from all of its natural resources.

    5. Re:Really? by asaz989 · · Score: 1

      Because all the money won't help you if an angry mob comes at you where you live demanding their share. Especially since, in Somalia, that angry mob happens to have guns. Remember - these pirates steal from Westerners, but that's because they don't have to live in the West afterwards. They do have to live in Somalia, with Somalis. They can't afford to antagonize their neighbors by stealing in their own backyard.

  41. Re:there's one born every minute by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    This is not something Wall Street bankers are going to be investing in

    That's too bad, it might be a more solid investment than subprime mortgages and credit default swaps ;) I wonder what Jim Cramer is bullish on them or not?

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  42. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by jeffrey.endres · · Score: 1

    It's obviously not rule of law.

    And what are regulations if not laws?

  43. Got an RPG as alimony? by Quila · · Score: 1

    Somalia rocks!

  44. I've just come into some money by zonker · · Score: 0

    I got an email from some guy in Nigeria who says I've come into some money. This sounds like a great investment!

    BTW, I've also got an offer on a bridge in New York.

  45. Stock Tip by Tehrasha · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Anyone feel like starting a fund to buy these guys a bunch of life-jackets with little bulls-eyes on them?

    Consider it an investment with the intent to sell short.

    1. Re:Stock Tip by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Now here's a bailout plan I could enjoy!

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    2. Re:Stock Tip by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      A nice investment would be a time bomb...

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  46. Re:there's one born every minute by nametaken · · Score: 0

    This already happens. If you'll recall the occasion recently, US Navy SEALS took some of these bastards to school.

    In most cases ships will try to repel pirates with non-lethal technologies, which is god-damned retarded. They need to send every one of these animals to the bottom of the ocean.

  47. I'm pro-Somalian pirate by svunt · · Score: 1

    Good on them for including the general population. Foreign business has been gouging Somalian waters for fish & dumping toxic shit in their waters for years. The bulk of the Somalian populace considers this to be a fair means of compensation from the criminals who rob them, and I'm not far behind them.

    1. Re:I'm pro-Somalian pirate by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Coming from a merchant seaman: Fuck You. There's no way in hell you'd be so glib if you had to deal with the threat of armed attackers at YOUR job. The fact that you've been wronged by someone is no justification at all to wrong someone else. Attacking cargo ships 600 miles off your coast can in no way be construed as a defensive action. In short these people, however desperate, have become nothing more than criminals. Hell outside of MSC contracted ships most US flagged vessels aren't even permitted to be armed. Your only defense against explosives and machine guns is to use fire hoses to prevent boarding. Good luck with that. As far as I'm concerned the sooner they take these bastards out the better.

  48. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by jeffrey.endres · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In a truly unregulated market the vessels losing millions of dollars would instead pay millions of dollars to have all of the pirates killed.

    It could be that it is cheaper just to wear the occasional losses.

  49. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Cabriel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, how long do you think it will be until they rewrite the history books and become the freedom fighters who put down the unlawful regime?

  50. Tomorrow: Somali pirate SEC. by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To crack down on insider trading and other white collar crime.

    1. Re:Tomorrow: Somali pirate SEC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are pirates. It's not like Sand Hill Road.

    2. Re:Tomorrow: Somali pirate SEC. by kheldan · · Score: 1

      To crack down on insider trading and other white collar crime.

      ..with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

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  51. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unregulated laissez faire capitalism doesn't include taking your competitors money at gunpoint.

  52. Interesting angle... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    They're businesspeople. Criminal businesspeople, to be sure. But the framework in which we should look at this problem thusly is different form the framework in which analyze fundamentalist-terrorism issues.
    Okay, okay, Somalia has both going on...

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  53. GPS by m1xram · · Score: 1

    Does this exchange have GPS coordinates?

  54. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's laissez-faire capitalism on the government level, too, I guess, as nobody stands above governments to regulate them. And since there exists bad governments, and since every government oppresses its citizenry on some level, clearly the entire endeavor is a failure and we need god to regulate government, and then something to regulate god.

  55. It's no different from any other raiding culture. by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Informative

    They're freaking pirates! This woman is an idiot if she expects any money from this. It's not like she's seeding a movie!

    One man's pirate is another's Robin Hood of the High Seas.

    It's not necessarily true that you should expect a person who commits some crimes against some people (even violent crimes) to commit any crime against any person. Cultures across human history have survived off of raiding fat, rich neighbors and have not collapsed due to infighting and lack of ability to trust your neighbor. These "stock exchanges" were people contribute weapons for money are not necessarily any less reliable than a Scythian making a family member a good saddle before they rode off to sack the Romans, hoping for a cut of the pillage. People can be utterly trustworthy to their neighbors while being utter bastards to outsiders. It's really the historical norm.

    Now, if these people were criminals that attacked their own people, then it would be pretty strange to expect fair dealing, but as long as "investors" and "entrepreneurs" see themselves as part of the same group, then there's no reason for an "investor" to expect to be treated as poorly as the pirates' victims. After all, they aren't "criminals" within their community.

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  56. The pirate bay! by syousef · · Score: 1

    Eat your heart out pirate bay!

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  57. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by phantomcircuit · · Score: 0

    That is extremely unlikely.

    The latest random alone was $3 million.

    I have no doubt you could finance a small army in Somalia for $3 million.

  58. Re:just bomb them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the best way for society. But in each individual case it's better to pay the ransom. Furthermore, it's a lot easier to measure "hostages successfully ransomed" than "pirate attacks that never occurred."

  59. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 1

    Baby steps, baby steps
    Give them time, and they will come to us

  60. All I got in alimony by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    was a stinking hand grenade...

    Some girls get all the luck.

  61. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by happyhamster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This has always puzzled me about lie-bertarians. To a dispassionate eye, the line appears to be so random and convenient only for the small-medium capitalists who incidentally provide the basis for this ideology to begin with. Why is it government function to protect only property, and human rights (which conveniently exclude the rights to basic food, shelter, job, and health care) ? And why the property is so sacred, of all the things a human being needs, such as "true" freedom (not just freedom to die from hunger), good health, or a family?

  62. Similar to the origin of corporate structures by waimate · · Score: 4, Informative

    Interestingly, this is a slightly distorted echo of how the notion of corporate structures and shared equity originated.

    In the 1600's there was a bunch of money to be made in buying ships, equipping them and sending them to the East Indies to buy spices to bring back and sell.

    But ships and equipment were so expensive that it was hard for anyone to rake together the capital to put forth an expedition, even though there would be a huge payoff at the end. So the idea of a 'joint stock company' was borne so people could club together to buy the ship and the necessaries. The Dutch East India Trading company effectively became the first public company in the world and paid an 18% dividend for over two centuries. Dutch law was made to allow pieces of the company to be bought and sold on a 'bourse' (house). Other people realised you could use the same idea for purposes other than buying ships. And here we are today, turned full circle albeit with more nefarious intent.

    But interesting that modern equity-based capitalism was invented by the Dutch.

    1. Re:Similar to the origin of corporate structures by asaz989 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not so distorted, given that a lot of that capital cost was guns, and that their voyages included a lot of shooting at local authorities who didn't appreciate the intrusion.

    2. Re:Similar to the origin of corporate structures by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      No it wasn't, the Song dynasty were doing it in China long before the Dutch.

  63. U.S. Weapons "Donation" by Jerrry · · Score: 1

    I'd say the U.S. should contribute a few cruise missiles to this effort. I'm sure "delivery" could be easily arranged.

    1. Re:U.S. Weapons "Donation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the last US effort in Somalia went so well, obviously...

    2. Re:U.S. Weapons "Donation" by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I'd say the U.S. should contribute a few cruise missiles to this effort. I'm sure "delivery" could be easily arranged.

      It could, if you know the precise address for the delivery.

  64. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    I think you win the crazy Libertarian strawman contest for this discussion.
    I was going to say something about GP going too far, but... wow, that's just amazing.

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  65. Why other? Modern navies won't fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why bother?
    Modern navies won't fire on pirates.

    Look at the British Navy's lack of action as they watched a British boat (and crew) being kidnapped. While the British navy tried to deny this, it was leaked by a sailor.

    1. Re:Why other? Modern navies won't fire by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Indian crews would beg to differ. They'll fire at just about anything that moves.

      Consider also the three pirates whose heads went "squish" like grape when they all stuck their heads out at the same time when the captain of the Maersk Alabama was being held hostage.

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    2. Re:Why other? Modern navies won't fire by dave420 · · Score: 1

      They didn't want to endanger the crew of the yacht, which is fair enough.

    3. Re:Why other? Modern navies won't fire by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      So France doesn't have a modern navy?

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    4. Re:Why other? Modern navies won't fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 flame bait.

      The Navy did not try to deny it - they tried to justify it by saying they didn't want risk hitting the captives.

      Read what you will into that - but don't lie to make your point.

      No denial, only justification.

  66. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by nhytefall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, I think it does.

    This privateering is a prime example of Merchant capitalism. Only, in this case, it is a ship and its cargo being exchanged for money, rather than, say, a barrel of corn. Since there is no bartering involved in the exhange, this makes it a capitalism.

    Now, on the other hand, what most people think of today as capitalism, is actually industrial capitalism, which is the exchange of services for currency, which is then exchanged for goods.

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  67. Several Reasons by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Informative

    Out of curiosity, does anyone know why these ships aren't arming themselves?

    There are precedents in maritime law with regards to what differentiates a merchant ship and a military vessel. Also, having weapons on board presents many difficulties with respect to ships that port in many different countries with different customs and laws that apply to people that come into the country with arms.

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    1. Re:Several Reasons by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      But here's an idea: A company like Blackwater (or what ever they are calling themselves now) could 'copter in a team as the pass Somalia, and 'copter them off before the ship hits the next port.

      So, yes, WHY don't they arm?

      Insurence is cheap, pass the cost on to the consumer....

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    2. Re:Several Reasons by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Where do they land the copter carrying armed personnel? They could land them at a ship at sea, but that would be a lot of ships that would have to be maintained outside of a lot of ports.

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    3. Re:Several Reasons by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because insurance is cheap. Probably cheaper than your idea.

      Yes, it endangers the people on the ship, but... well, sailors are even cheaper.

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    4. Re:Several Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because this isn't a huge problem to them? Your solution is extremely expensive.

    5. Re:Several Reasons by malakai · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do. Blackwater offers maritime protection services. And they will use choppers or other boats to load/offload their teams and equipment.

      It's a bean counting issue. Risk vs cost.

    6. Re:Several Reasons by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Money. It all comes down to money.
      Small crews-- twenty-five to thirty crewmen on a large oil tanker.
      Flags of convenience---Liberia and Panama aren't really interested in hunting down pirates with their nonexistent navies, but they don't charge much for registration.
      The Suez Canal isn't getting as much business as it it used to. Ships that can fit are choosing to go 'round the Cape of Good Hope rather than pay the toll.

      A mercenary team would cost $140,000 for a week's work. Maybe more.

    7. Re:Several Reasons by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is a commonly noted reason, but another major reason is that contrary to the Call of Duty playing internet crowd's belief, engaging in a firefight with multiple decade battle hardened militants isn't actually that safe or easy an idea.

      People sailing the boats are civilians, they do not have military training, they have never been in combat, by putting them up there against the pirates you're risking far more people getting shot, whilst being hijacked sucks, it's better than having the crew killed.

      I'd imagine many people have this vision of the crews being able to see the pirates coming and just gunning them down with a chaingun, but the reality is the pirates often manage to sneak up on vessels either using bad weather, blind spots or the cover of night, so many firefights would involve close quarter combat on the decks of the ship itself. That's really not something you want civilians to be doing against people who have been in a country where they have been shooting at each other for near 20 years now. This is especially important to note also when you realise that against crews of 15 you're sometimes seeing as many as 80 pirates- even if you catch them before they board the ship do you really want to put yourself in the line of fire of even 50+ pirates and start trying to pick them off under fire of 80 or so AK-47s and the odd RPG being returned at you?

      The mentality of many people online of "just shoot them" as a solution to many problems is rather ignorant to the difficulties of the reality of the situation. If it was as simple as many online commenters seem to believe, then they would have simply done it by now. The legal barriers are the least of problems, because if it was a real solution to just arm crews then as this is a problem that basically has unilateral agreement from the world's major nations including the 5 permanent security council members then an exception for ships passing through Somali waters would be no big deal. Perhaps the closest solution to arming the crew that would not be as likely to involve the death of half the crew of each ship that encounters pirates would be for security companies like Blackwater (now Xe services) to keep a supply of trained security professionals both north and south of the troubled areas such that ships could pick up a squad of security personnel at one end and drop them off when safely at the other, but of course, whether shipping companies would be willing to foot the bill is a different story and it's questionable how much use even trained personnel would be when outnumbered, and even they're still not immune to hails of gun and RPG fire in return either.

    8. Re:Several Reasons by tburkhol · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'd imagine many people have this vision of the crews being able to see the pirates coming and just gunning them down with a chaingun, but the reality is the pirates often manage to sneak up on vessels either using bad weather, blind spots or the cover of night, so many firefights would involve close quarter combat on the decks of the ship itself.

      Most of your post is very good, but this is somewhat misleading. Pirates are generally in small (30') open boats with minimal radar profile and difficult to detect. Target vessels are generally intercontinental cargo ships with deck 100 feet off the water. Pirates don't sneak aboard these boats with grappling hooks, they threaten violence and the target crew lowers a boarding ladder for them.

      Interestingly, the most effective pirate deterrent is the ship's fire suppression system. If you've never seen one of these in operation, it's quite impressive, and can literally hide the ship behind a curtain of water. It's completely impossible for a small boat to approach a ship with its firehoses running. The point of the pirates' RPGs is to make the captain turn off the firehoses.

    9. Re:Several Reasons by gander666 · · Score: 1

      Sir, I wish I had mod points....

      Great reply.

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    10. Re:Several Reasons by cenc · · Score: 1

      Hire the pirate "companies" to escort ships through the area.

      Pretty soon they will just call them the Somali navy or coast guard (a.k.a. pirates with a budgets, pension, and dental).

    11. Re:Several Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems a few molotov's do the trick...

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/piracy/3849969/Chinese-ship-uses-Molotov-cocktails-to-fight-off-Somali-pirates.html

    12. Re:Several Reasons by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. Wish I hadn't already posted here or I would mod you up.

    13. Re:Several Reasons by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      How many of the 50+ pirates would need to be offed to prevent the return fire vs finding a weaker target?

      How many of the few hundred to few thousand operating in the area would need to be eliminated before it is no longer worth the risk?

      I ask, because the pirates are doing it for a living, surely at some level of risk scooping up shit to sell for fuel is a more appealing job (don't know if they do that in Somalia, just the lowest income job I could think of). One doesn't need to defeat the pirates necessarily, it's just that currently there is no risk at all for the pirates.

      It would probably make more sense though to come up with a way to punish the pirates, as currently they are released back to Somalia, and go free.

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    14. Re:Several Reasons by EEDAm · · Score: 1

      Your mercs are a lot better / more expensive than the protection officers being employed on Basque tuna boats. "The same sources said that it is necessary to have 4 security guards aboard every tuna boat, a move which will involve a cost of 3,000 euros per day per ship." Alternatively maybe your boat has 140,000 / 7 / 750 = 26 armed guards on it. In which case, I'm coming with you :) http://www.eitb.com/news/international/detail/276810/750-euros-per-day-per-person-to-help-tuna-boats/

    15. Re:Several Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80+ pirates? You must be joking. Maybe in very rare cases. Generally it is far fewer.

      Battle hardened? Being battle hardened doesn't mean you don't mind dying.

      Being a civilian doesn't mean you don't know how to shoot a weapon or that you will be too scared to use it.

      If you were sailing a boat, you would be a damn good target because you have already talked yourself into being a victim.

    16. Re:Several Reasons by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Too bad there are no security firms out there who hire hardened vets from the US and UK militaries. If there were, the shipping companies could hire these mercenaries to protect their ships while transiting the Horn of Africa.

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    17. Re:Several Reasons by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      it's depressing how logical this is.....

      That or hit that facility of theirs with something on a busy day of trading.

    18. Re:Several Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the closest solution to arming the crew that would not be as likely to involve the death of half the crew of each ship that encounters pirates would be for security companies like Blackwater (now Xe services

      Don't give them ideas. We'll be starting a "war on pirates" to keep the corporate coffers full with our tax dollars!

    19. Re:Several Reasons by Xest · · Score: 1

      "How many of the 50+ pirates would need to be offed to prevent the return fire vs finding a weaker target?"

      Too many, you're not talking about Westerners with cushy lives and a lot to live for, you're talking about Somalis who have spent the last 15 or more years shooting each other or having their friends and family shot.

    20. Re:Several Reasons by Robin47 · · Score: 1

      Hire the pirate "companies" to escort ships through the area.

      Pretty soon they will just call them the Somali navy or coast guard (a.k.a. pirates with a budgets, pension, and dental).

      Yeah, they already have a stock market. All the modern conveniences.

    21. Re:Several Reasons by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Here's my source

      Perhaps that position masks the true reason for opposing arming commercial ships: the cost. Estimates to put an eight person armed team aboard a ship for one week run as high as $165,000 USD.

      So, 100,000 euros. Eight men (bigger boat,generally poor sightlines), twice the cost per man.

      Take it for what you will. Honestly, it's not greed, it's razor thin margins.

    22. Re:Several Reasons by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The real solutions are probably
      1. A convoy system with escorts.
      2. Take a different route.

      The reason they those solutions are not being done is one of cost. It is probably cheaper to risk a ship than to pay for the fuel.

      At this point I am tempted to say just sink any boat that goes farther than 50 miles from the coast. I understand that several nations have stripped fished Somali "Russia and Japan I am looking at you" and frankly they should pay some big fines but I doubt that money would end up in anybodies pockets but the same crooks that are running things how.

      As too how effective a trained crew would be. Pretty effective. The pirates are using small boats while the ships could carry much heavier and longer ranged weapons. I am sure that a man portable anti-tank missile could take out a pirate attack well outside the range of an AK-47 or RPG. Is it a good idea? Probably not.

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    23. Re:Several Reasons by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the most effective pirate deterrent is the ship's fire suppression system. If you've never seen one of these in operation, it's quite impressive

      I haven't seen one but I'd love to. Got a video of that posted online anywhere?

    24. Re:Several Reasons by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      And that is called paying the Dane-geld
      But we’ve proved it again and again,
      That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
      You never get rid of the Dane.

    25. Re:Several Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Q-ships would make a good deterrent. Ideally privateer q-ships, although I can't think of any way they could make it pay, so they'd probably have to be funded by a government, thought not necessarily constructed or operated by one.

    26. Re:Several Reasons by tburkhol · · Score: 1

      I've seen only a couple online. I thought it might have been from the Sima Saba collision off Dubai, but the only pics of that Google will show me are fireboats. There's been an incident recently - 2009, maybe 2008 - where a tourist helicopter just happened to be in the vicinity of a collition. Usually, the incidents occur far enough offshore that the news helicopters won't go out.

    27. Re:Several Reasons by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Funny, when I go to forums or sites frequented by military or ex-military guys, they are often frustrated at the rules prohibiting arming of civilian ships with even light machine guns. To them, arming ships transiting hostile waters is not a 'macho Rambo' thing, it's a 'no shit, Sherlock' thing.

      >I'd imagine many people have this vision of the crews being able to see the pirates coming and just gunning them down with a chaingun, but the reality is the pirates often manage to sneak up on vessels either using bad weather, blind spots or the cover of night, so many firefights would involve close quarter combat on the decks of the ship itself.

      It's called keeping watch, sailors have been doing it on ships since the 18th century at least. Honestly, if you can't keep a overnight watch over your vessel in hostile waters, you shouldn't be sailing there in the first place.

      This is not even counting the times people have successfully fought back against the pirates after they've boarded, such as the time they hit a North Korean freighter.

      >This is especially important to note also when you realise that against crews of 15 you're sometimes seeing as many as 80 pirates- even if you catch them before they board the ship do you really want to put yourself in the line of fire of even 50+ pirates and start trying to pick them off under fire of 80 or so AK-47s and the odd RPG being returned at you?

      I'd rather have an M-2 or even an AK in that situation than not, that's for sure.

      >The mentality of many people online of "just shoot them" as a solution to many problems is rather ignorant to the difficulties of the reality of the situation.

      The pirates have been stopped from boarding vessels before, when they mistakenly attack supply(freighter) ships from various navies. Do you think the navy vessels run up a flag that says "We are navy, and therefore immune from piracy"? No, they man their guns (usually .50 caliber machine guns) and fire back, as well as maneuver as much as a old freighter can.

      >People sailing the boats are civilians, they do not have military training, they have never been in combat, by putting them up there against the pirates you're risking far more people getting shot, whilst being hijacked sucks, it's better than having the crew killed.

      I do not understand why people think "military training" is some magic held in some sacred grimore that must be kept away from the masses. Many merchant sailors are former military from 3rd world nations, and the operation and maintenance of a ship is far more complicated than that of a machine gun, or manning it. If they can run a ship without setting it on fire or running into Antarctica, they can work a machine gun. See the Somalis for example.

      >The legal barriers are the least of problems, because if it was a real solution to just arm crews then as this is a problem that basically has unilateral agreement from the world's major nations including the 5 permanent security council members then an exception for ships passing through Somali waters would be no big deal.

      You underestimate how PC the world's major nations have become. Here's some documentary of a Danish ship capturing some pirates, and letting them go because they couldn't find a court to hand them off to. They even fixed their boat!

      http://watch.discoverychannel.ca/mighty-ships-/mighty-ships-season-2/mighty-ships-hdms-absalon/

    28. Re:Several Reasons by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Funny, when I go to forums or sites frequented by military or ex-military guys, they are often frustrated at the rules prohibiting arming of civilian ships with even light machine guns. To them, arming ships transiting hostile waters is not a 'macho Rambo' thing, it's a 'no shit, Sherlock' thing." ...and trained military guys have what in common with civilian sailors exactly? Nothing. Of course people trained in weapons and combat would support such an idea, because it'd work for them. Their opinion and idea is still useless for civilians though.

      "It's called keeping watch, sailors have been doing it on ships since the 18th century at least. Honestly, if you can't keep a overnight watch over your vessel in hostile waters, you shouldn't be sailing there in the first place."

      I don't think you understand how hard it is for a crew of maybe 15 to cover all angles of ships of the size that are getting hijacked when they all at some point have to take it in turns to get sleep. I don't think you understand what use keep watch is when you have people in faster boats than you armed with RPGs and AK-47s. I don't think you understand how hard it can be to see small boats travelling between the waves. There was a story earlier this year or last year about Iranian boats managing to sneak up on and get close to a US warship- if trained navy lookouts can't spot them until they're on top of them then why would you expect civilian sailors to be any better?

      "This is not even counting the times people have successfully fought back against the pirates after they've boarded, such as the time they hit a North Korean freighter." ...whilst ignoring the times people have fought back and got themselves killed of course.

      "I'd rather have an M-2 or even an AK in that situation than not, that's for sure."

      That's why you'd be one of those people who gets himself shot for nothing.

      "The pirates have been stopped from boarding vessels before, when they mistakenly attack supply(freighter) ships from various navies. Do you think the navy vessels run up a flag that says "We are navy, and therefore immune from piracy"? No, they man their guns (usually .50 caliber machine guns) and fire back, as well as maneuver as much as a old freighter can."

      Again, you're assuming civilians = trained military. This is a false assumption, and hence the rest of your argument falls based on this flawed premise.

      "I do not understand why people think "military training" is some magic held in some sacred grimore that must be kept away from the masses."

      No one suggests it's scared and should be kept away from the masses, it's just that the masses aren't interested in becoming soldiers, if they were they'd have joined the military already.

      "Many merchant sailors are former military from 3rd world nations"

      [citation needed]

      "the operation and maintenance of a ship is far more complicated than that of a machine gun, or manning it. If they can run a ship without setting it on fire or running into Antarctica, they can work a machine gun."

      What? A chisel is much more simple than a computer but I couldn't come close to carving some of the amazing wooden carvings experts do. Being able to use a tool in a basic manner does not equal being proficient and skilled in your use of that tool. Being able to pull the trigger does not mean you can aim, does not mean you can aim on a moving boat, does not mean you can aim on a moving boat at a fast moving target, does not mean you can keep your cool and continue to aim when being fired back at and so on.

      "You underestimate how PC the world's major nations have become."

      Denmark is hardly "the world's major nations", do you really believe China and Russia have any qualms about arming crews if it was a solution for example?

  68. I've got an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we contribute a 4 week bombing campaign on that place with a fleet of B-52's? I wonder what that would trade for?

  69. The Crimson Permanent Assurance would be proud. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Piracy and high-finance work very well together.

  70. Many Americans do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why else would they contribute to politicians?

  71. Am I missing something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you are.

    It's generally aa bad idea bringing more arms to a place where there are already too many.

    Take a look at Afghanistan. Who did the most to arm those people? Right -- 'twas CIA, at the time they hoped to give the Soviets a run for their money. And now...

    The pirates will find a way to get hold of those M2 Brownings (heck, they even could bribe the underpaid crews of the very ships those guns are supposed to defend).

    Blindly throwing arms into an armed conflict rarelly solves it.

    1. Re:Am I missing something? by blindseer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Blindly throwing arms into an armed conflict rarelly solves it.

      Arming commercial shipping is not blindly doing anything. Arming the "good guys" is a good tactic against the armed "bad guys". It seems the few ships in the area were able to repel pirate attacks. The only successful pirate attacks were on unarmed vessels. It would seem that, despite your claim, arming commercial shipping does solve the problem.

      What color is the sky in your world?

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    2. Re:Am I missing something? by j35ter · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Arming the "good guys" is a good tactic against the armed "bad guys" ... What color is the sky in your world?

      Good guys/Bad guys thinking is *exactly* the kind of thing that fuels conflicts in this world. Everyone is just convinced to belong to the good guys ... that includes you too!

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    3. Re:Am I missing something? by JesseL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bad guys are the ones that *initiate* the use of force in getting what they want.

      Cowardly scumbags on the other hand, is a label I save for moral relativists.

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    4. Re:Am I missing something? by j35ter · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yeah, Just like I thought, Another Mom's basement warrior! Go for another pizza, big warrior, that might calm you down!

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      Delta-Mike November Bravo Tango
    5. Re:Am I missing something? by shentino · · Score: 2, Funny

      What makes them cowards is that they attack the weak and defenseless.

    6. Re:Am I missing something? by damburger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The Somalis would probably say that the western shipping companies initiated force by entering their waters, and that other western companies initiated force by fishing their waters to depletion and dumping toxic waste on their coast. The problem with 'initiation of force' is that you the interpretation of it is relative. Of course, you are going to believe that your relative interpretation of it is the objective truth, so there is little point arguing with you.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    7. Re:Am I missing something? by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      They have been hijacking ships up to 1000nm off the coast who have absolutely no relation to Somalia, other than being within 1000 miles, including pleasure craft with no ties to any shipping or commercial interest...

      I gotta say, I oppose the actions of the pirates, regardless of their perception of transgressions against them.

    8. Re:Am I missing something? by RingPeace · · Score: 1, Troll

      I guess that we are the bad guys for invading Iraq and Afghanistan.

    9. Re:Am I missing something? by c6gunner · · Score: 0

      Take a look at Afghanistan. Who did the most to arm those people? Right -- 'twas CIA, at the time they hoped to give the Soviets a run for their money.

      Really? Funny how they're all armed with AK's and RPG's instead of M-16's and M-72's. I know, I know, must be that wily CIA, trying to implicate the Russians! Good thing me and you can see past the deception!

    10. Re:Am I missing something? by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      "They have been hijacking ships up to 1000nm off the coast ..."

      I'm not sure you can specify the location of the coast with the degree of precision required to make that distance relevant. ;-)

    11. Re:Am I missing something? by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Cowardly scumbags on the other hand, is a label I save for moral relativists.

      Pray tell, what is the basis of your absolute morality? Do you have a non-opinion-based demonstration of its objective existence?
      If morality is absolute and objectively perceivable, why is it that different people have different moral compasses?

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    12. Re:Am I missing something? by Elbonian_Uprising · · Score: 1

      nm = nautical miles

    13. Re:Am I missing something? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      "Who started it" is a nonsense question, each side will always say they're just responding to the other. Always.

      Iraq: "We were just responding to Iraq's invasion of Kuwait 10 years ago."
      Afghanistan: "We were just responding to their support for 9/11
      9/11: "We were just responding to western imperialism and the occupation of our lands" Pearl Harbor: "We were just responding to the US blockade of the Sea of Japan"

      So the closest you can get is, who was quicker to escalate conflict by responding to an offense disproportionately. But of course, every nation on earth feels that since it is in the right, it should respond to a blow by punching back 10 times harder.

    14. Re:Am I missing something? by MinistryOfTruthiness · · Score: 1

      Right. The peaceful Taliban, Al Queda, and the charming Prince Saddam were all just sitting around in their gumdrop peace palaces until the Big Bad United States came along.

      Get a grip.

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      "I know that every word that man just said is true, because it's EXACTLY what I wanted to hear." -- Space Ghost
    15. Re:Am I missing something? by tibman · · Score: 1

      I'm a vet and i agree with him. Typically the first to use force is the aggressor. Often the threat of force is used as a substitue for actual violence to create fear and through fear.. force is being applied.

      imo the best response to an aggressor is extreme unending violence until the threat is over. When no aggressor is present.. play games, make love, read books, keep fit. In peace.

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    16. Re:Am I missing something? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      They're armed with Chinese made AKs because the CIA didn't want it to be blindingly obvious to the Russians that the mujaheddin were a US proxy force - at the beginning it was somewhat plausible that Pakistan was arming them unilaterally (also a made in China AK is a lot cheaper than a M-16.) As time wore on we didn't care as much and started sending them Stinger missiles and sniper rifles. Also, the Saudis helped arm the Afgans - a lot.

    17. Re:Am I missing something? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Really? Funny how they're all armed with AK's and RPG's instead of M-16's and M-72's.

      AKs and RPGs are much cheaper, and by design more appropriate for a ragtag, loosely organized guerilla force (e.g. AK is much less susceptible to dirt than M16).

      Arms that are floating around in Afghanistan today were brought there by all sides - remember that Soviet invasion was also on behalf of one side in a civil war, and naturally Soviets armed and trained "their" Afghans with their weapons, just as U.S. armed and trained the other side.

      However, if we stick to Taliban in particular, then it is comprised solely of ex-Mujahideen who fought against Soviets, so CIA is solely responsible for arming those guys. Northern Alliance, on the other hand, was a mix of both ex-pro-Soviet and anti-Soviet groups.

    18. Re:Am I missing something? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Well, out of the three people who responded you're the only one who actually knows what he's talking about, so you get a gold star for that. However, even if you're only talking about the Taliban, it's completely wrong to say that "the CIA is solely responsible for arming those guys". Funding for the Mujahidin came from a variety of sources, including private individuals and religious and government organizations. There's no question that much if not most of the money - as well as the biggest tie-breaker, the stinger missile systems - came from the US/CIA. However, as long as you maintain that they were "solely funded" by the CIA ... you're flat-out wrong.

      All of which has nothing to do with the original comment I was responding to, since the guy was trying to create a link between funding of these factions in the 80's and their actions today. While you could make the argument that some fraction of the AK's being used by the Taliban today were bought with US funds in the 80's, the percentage would be rather low. You may also notice that they don't seem to have any Stingers left, while they never seem to run out of RPG rounds, AK ammo, and soviet-caliber mortar rounds.

    19. Re:Am I missing something? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      However, as long as you maintain that they were "solely funded" by the CIA ... you're flat-out wrong.

      Yes, good point. Saying "U.S." would be closer, but would still discount Saudi Arabia and other such states who were more interested in Islamic aspect of the struggle, and who were also significant contributors.

      Still, if you ask me, it's a pity that U.S. and USSR couldn't cooperate on this back then. For all the "freedom" stuff, there were already tell-tale signs that "freedom" would evolve into militant radical Islamism; and it would be so much easier to strangle that at birth. I understand why U.S. wasn't particularly fond of the idea of a pro-Soviet "communist" Afghanistan, but it would still be a very backward state posing no significant thread, and one thing that it would guarantee is enforced secularism (same as Iraq under Saddam pre-1991).

      You may also notice that they don't seem to have any Stingers left, while they never seem to run out of RPG rounds, AK ammo, and soviet-caliber mortar rounds.

      That's mostly because there's so much of that crap floating around, and produced in general.

      U.S. generally limits its arms to itself and a few close allies. Soviet Union threw heaps of AKs, and outdated weapons (SKS, T-34, etc) from old WW2 stocks, at any country that had some kind of internal struggle, and there was a possibility to get one of the sides aligned with the USSR in exchange for some help. Those arms then tend to be sold and resold again, and surface in weirdest places.

      Then of course the fact that AK is ridiculously easy to manufacture (again, by design), so not only China and a bunch of Eastern European states cranked it out under license, but also a lot of "pirate" shops in Africa and Middle East. In truth, no-one - not even the Soviets back in the day - knows just how many AKs are out there. Wikipedia says that "more AK-type rifles have been produced than all other assault rifles combined", and I can certainly believe that. So usage of AKs by any party is certainly no indication that said party is in any way backed by Russia, or China, or, really, anyone else in particular.

      Same goes for RPG-7, another single most produced weapon in its class in entire history.

    20. Re:Am I missing something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you mean the same Taliban that rose to power and got all its weapons from the US? That Taliban? Oh and you mean the same Saddam who was helped into power by the US? That was also good old chums with the US during the 80s when Iraq was fighting against Iran? You know, that same Saddam who Cheney and Rumsfield were good friends with and there are pictures of them shaking hands with him? The one who gassed the Kurds with chemical weapons supplied by the US?

    21. Re:Am I missing something? by j35ter · · Score: 1

      Well said, but the real question was whether there are good and bad guys or just soldiers (people), each fighting for his respective side.

      Except to severe sociopaths it is crucial to every soldier to justify his deeds by convincing himself that he is fighting for the "good guys", but in reality, I think, it makes no real difference.

      Even the pirates have a "higher cause"; in their own view, they are helping their poor region to get a share of the international trade, monopolized by the richer nations!

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      Delta-Mike November Bravo Tango
  72. Re:there's one born every minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its the new Nigerian scams.

  73. Wall Street is Jealous by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    They don't even pretend they are not robbing their customers!

  74. Every Investor by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Every investor that invests in this stock market should be arrested for piracy by proxy.

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    1. Re:Every Investor by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Hah! You'll have to pierce the corporate veil first.

    2. Re:Every Investor by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Umm, if you have a number for the Somali Police Department, I'm sure we'd all love to hear about it...

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  75. Meeting Places Make Excellent Drone Targets by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...Perhaps we could "invest" a couple of helfire missiles for their next trading session, they really "bring down the house" as they say. Seriously though, now we have women and non-combatants supplying weapons to the pirates. Can someone else please explain why the navies of the world haven't parked offshore and leveled the pirate towns with naval artillery? Its too bad that the United States doesn't keep those Iowa class battleships on the active registry anymore, a few hours of shelling from one of those and any pirate town would be a smoking ruin.

    1. Re:Meeting Places Make Excellent Drone Targets by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Well, very few ships are flagged from the US; the shipping companies don't like paying taxes, so they register in tax havens that don't provide any support.

      When a US flagged ship is threatened however, you get snipers like for the 'Maersk Alabama'

    2. Re:Meeting Places Make Excellent Drone Targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These Somalis are more like Americans than I think you realize.

      Both Somalis and Americans live in a nation where manufacturing jobs are now non-existent.

      Both Somalis and Americans live in a nation where education is considered a worthless pursuit.

      Both Somalis and Americans have an utter love for weapons, destruction and killing.

      Both Somalis and Americans address their own lack of ability to produce anything of value by attacking others, and taking their resources (oil from Iraq, for instance).

      You guys actually have a lot in common. You'd probably be pretty good friends with a Somali pirate. You seem to share their lust for violence and the murder of innocent civilians.

    3. Re:Meeting Places Make Excellent Drone Targets by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Normally I don't reply to AC but this guy really is a pinhead and someone has to call him out so here it is:

      These Somalis are more like Americans than I think you realize.

      No more like us than like you or anyone else.

      Both Somalis and Americans live in a nation where manufacturing jobs are now non-existent.

      This simply demonstrates your ignorance. The United States still employs a substantial number people in manufacturing and although the numbers are less than they used to be that is due to increased automation and other efficiencies and lower costs (but not necessarily better efficiency) from off shoring. For example, in India I have heard of some fancy hotels hiring twenty or more people with scissors to cut the lawn by hand because that is cheaper than using a gasoline powered mower. Cheaper? yes. More efficient? hardly.

      Americans are more productive per worker and so fewer are needed when combined with automation. Now, it still might be cheaper to produce some things in China, or India, or some other developing economy but that just means that it is cheaper. It does not mean that it is more efficient, that it pollutes less, or even that the quality is the same.

      Both Somalis and Americans live in a nation where education is considered a worthless pursuit.

      The uneducated might think so, but the rest of us know better. If you find yourself among the former, I highly recommend joining the latter.

      Both Somalis and Americans have an utter love for weapons, destruction and killing.

      Americans have a long history of refusing to pay ransom to pirates and attacking their bases of operation. In fact, our United States Navy was founded to deal with the Barbary Pirates. Experience in that case, as in others, has shown that the only effective way to deal with organized piracy is to attack and subdue their land bases of operation. We do not kill merely for pleasure or because we enjoy killing, we are not barbarians after all; but neither can we permit piracy to continue unchecked and unchallenged indefinitely. In the short run that means neutralizing the pirate bases, even if a few Somali civilians are killed in the process.

      Both Somalis and Americans address their own lack of ability to produce anything of value by attacking others, and taking their resources (oil from Iraq, for instance).

      Yes, and the world is secretly controlled by the illuminati, the tri-lateral commission, and the free masons right? Conspiracy theories are fun, but they don't improve one's understanding of the world; they just propagate ignorance and superstition.

      You guys actually have a lot in common. You'd probably be pretty good friends with a Somali pirate. You seem to share their lust for violence and the murder of innocent civilians.

      Most nations and peoples would actually prefer to ignore the Somalis, but is their own persistent use of violence that compels us to respond in kind. I don't like it when civilians and non-combatants are killed, but that must not prevent us from acting when some group initiates violence against us. We live in the real world with real world problems and messy and imperfect solutions. The pacifists who take the, "not one innocent civilian killed" position are both foolish and naive.

  76. Re:just bomb them by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The shipping companies(not to mention the boys at Lloyd's) would kick up a hell of a fuss if that plan were adopted.

    The shippers aren't there to achieve foreign policy objectives, satisfy Law and Order enthusiasts, or even coddle bleeding hearts. They are there to make money by shipping stuff. The reason that they aren't bothering to do all that much about piracy is that, at least at present, it is cheaper to just suck it up, pay the occasional ransom, and carry on with business than it would be to do anything terribly aggressive.

    A plan that involves blowing up entire ships(not cheap to replace) and their cargoes(also not cheap, and you'd better believe that whoever paid the shipper to have that stuff shipped would be pissed if it got lost) would be, from the shippers' perspective, vastly more expensive than just ignoring the problem.

  77. i'm ok with it.... by underqualified · · Score: 1

    as long as they pay taxes.

  78. Weapons on boats by davaguco · · Score: 1

    In Spain, and in many other the european countries, they are now including armed personnel on fishing boats. Some countries allow military soldiers to go with them, some others just allow private security with heavy weapons.

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  79. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Dysphoric1 · · Score: 1

    No it's not. Even the most die-hard capital 'L' Libertarian would agree that the enforcement of property and human rights are a legitimate function of the state. That would include preventing assholes with AK-47s from holding property and human beings hostage until a nice fat ransom is paid.

    The only reason L-libertarians support the government in fighting physical tyranny is because it is the only weapon that the "peasants" have to fight their desired L-libertarian economic tyranny. Make no mistake, these faux-libertarians are really just authoritarians in disguise.

    As a l-libertarian, these people piss me off because they have turned the word libertarian into little more than a pejorative now...

  80. Why is the world so soft on pirates? by Clomer · · Score: 1

    It's interesting to me that the only incident involving these Somali pirates and an American vessel resulted in the US Navy getting involved, a few dead pirates, and a rescued civilian Captain. I think it's great that our military took such a firm stance against those pirates and actually protected American citizens. Why don't other nations' militaries take a similar hard-line approach?

    All it would take is a few more stories about how a military vessel used lethal force against pirates to protect innocent civilians, and the piracy would dramatically decrease. Heck, a single aircraft carrier in the region, launching planes to fly patrols which would respond to distress calls, would go a long way to securing the region. Why isn't this done?

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    1. Re:Why is the world so soft on pirates? by darinfp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Why isn't this done?"

      Maybe Panama doesn't have an aircraft carrier? If you want to go with a flag of convenience, looks like you have to put up with a navy of convenience.

    2. Re:Why is the world so soft on pirates? by u38cg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The large number of nationalities involved, the difficulty in responding in adequate time, the problems with communication, and worst of all, the craven owners that pay the protection money to get their ship moving again. This last group are the ones who should be getting jailed. The pirates are just rational economic actors, but the owners are poisoning the commons for everyone.

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    3. Re:Why is the world so soft on pirates? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      hy don't other nations' militaries take a similar hard-line approach?

      They do. Maybe you'd better check your news sources.

      BBC NEWS | Special Reports | Frenchman dies in Somalia rescue 11 Apr 2009
      French frigate seizes Somali pirates | World | Reuters 15 Apr 2009
      French military fends off Somalia pirate attack - CNN.com 13 Oct 2009
      French Navy Captures 12 Pirates Off Somalia - International News ... 13 Nov 2009

      Heck, a single aircraft carrier in the region, launching planes to fly patrols which would respond to distress calls, would go a long way to securing the region.

      Wah? What you going to do, bomb the ship the pirates have captured? This is a job for marines in helicopters and small boats, not flyboys.

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    4. Re:Why is the world so soft on pirates? by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Americans do have planes in the region, and they'll blow up pirates if they find them, even if they're not attacking American boats. Problem is, it's a big area. It's hard to take out the pirates once they've captured the hostages, and it's hard to spot them before they do.

    5. Re:Why is the world so soft on pirates? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Why don't other nations' militaries take a similar hard-line approach?
      [...]
      Heck, a single aircraft carrier in the region, launching planes to fly patrols which would respond to distress calls, would go a long way to securing the region. Why isn't this done?

      A single aircraft carrier might do that, but few countries in the world have aircraft carriers (the portion of the US navy dedicated to carrying Marine Corps forces, alone, has, IIRC, more and larger carriers than all navies outside the US combined, and that's not even counting the large carriers that are the main striking arm of the US navy.)

      In fact, very few countries in the world have navies that are equipped for substantial operations outside their own immediate neighborhood in any form, and even taking piracy in Somalia and elsewhere into account few have any incentive to build one which warrants the cost.

  81. Re:It's no different from any other raiding cultur by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    yes they do attack their own people. and yes they are criminals. I suggest you lay down some money of your own if your so sure of it. let us know how you go.

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  82. Re:just bomb them by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Certain cargoes could be worse than others. Imagine pirates sinking a super-tanker carrying two million barrels of crude. Not only would it be an ecological disaster that might be impossible to clean, but it would also spike the world oil markets because they'd get jittery. Remember that two million barrels is a tenth of the US daily consumption, and about 2.5% of the world daily consumption. It's not a lot over a year, but the threat that it could happen to other super-tankers would send some panic through the markets.

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  83. Re:It's no different from any other raiding cultur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I raid in WoW, does that made me any difference? :p

  84. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it's not. Even the most die-hard capital 'L' Libertarian would agree that the enforcement of property and human rights are a legitimate function of the state. That would include preventing assholes with AK-47s from holding property and human beings hostage until a nice fat ransom is paid.

    What makes you think that these pirates aren't defending Somalias human rights?

    They aren't kidnapping Somalians you know.,,, Its not like the US's model cares about foreigners human rights.

  85. There can only be one answer to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bring back slavery. Not chattel slavery, but indentured servitude for captured pirates, and maybe captured piracy investors, until they work off the value of the money extorted and damage done. The ship owners could set up a corporation.

  86. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A Saudi super-tanker was released a little while back for about $2 million. It carried 2 million barrels of oil. The market value at the time was around $100 million. Replacing the cargo and the vessel would have cost a quarter-billion dollars.

    Which is more cost effective?

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  87. Lloyds of Haradheere by darinfp · · Score: 1

    Welcome to 1688..

  88. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    Not if you want to do anything effective. Sure, you could pay a local warlord 3 million (1 mill up front, 2 mill after satisfactory job completion), but it's unlikely you'd get anything useful out of it. He might decide the 1 million is enough anyway, and just go on pirating ships. If anything, it'll probably amount to 3 million a week - and at that point, it is indeed cheaper to just weather the occasional loss.

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  89. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    There's a law. It's directly negotiated between the participating parties instead of a superstructure called government, but you don't think they are not acting according to terms and agreements, do you?

    The terms may be as simple as "stay offa my turf or suck my RPG", but you may rest assured that there are agreements in place. Which, btw, is probably the wet dream of a few companies here as well, no government to interfere.

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  90. Re:there's one born every minute by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    They are the neighbours, clan members and friends.
    Why would you rip them off and expect to get away with it?
    Coming back after facing water hoses, sonic weapons, warships and NATO control of the sky with nothing is no shame.
    People re invest and they sail out agin.

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  91. Establish a "gun check" offshore. by GrantRobertson · · Score: 1

    OK, so I've read the replies to this that say the cargo vessels couldn't dock in ports if they were armed.

    Once again a fine example of Slashdoters discussing ad infinitum rather than solving the problem.

    The solution is for the ships to be armed while in the open seas but not armed while in safe waters near the ports they want to dock at? "How can they do that?", you ask. Simple. Some enterprising company could set up a floating dock offshore near safe ports. The cargo vessels could then "check their guns at the door" just like in an old cowboy movie. They would offload their guns before they come into port and pick them up again as they leave. I'm sure it would take a competent engineer less than a week to come up with a way to easily mount and dismount these weapons. While in "storage" the weapons could be used to protect the "gun check" from those who would see it as a tempting source of free weaponry. And since that "gun check" would be within the territorial waters of the country with the port, if some pirates did try to steal the weapons they would suffer the full force of that country's navy because the pirates would be invading that country's territorial waters.

  92. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Albertosaurus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is unregulated laissez faire capitalism at its finest.

    Don't be absurd. In laissez faire capitalism the shipping companies would be free to arm their vessels and hire guards to protect themselves from predation. Due to current international treaties, they cannot do this, thus creating an extremely uneven playing field. What this is instead, is A) Yet another example of the fallacy of unilateral disarmament. B) Yet another example of the fallacy of entrusting the defense of your life, liberty and property to the state. Think of it as a school that will suspend you for fighting should you choose to defend yourself against the bully who wants your lunch money.

  93. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a die hard libertarian socialist and I don't think of enforcement of property rights as a legitimate function of the state. Stop speaking for me pls.

  94. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Simon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It could be that it is cheaper just to wear the occasional losses.

    Of course it is cheaper. The shipping companies take out insurance for this situation, and the pirates are careful to keep their demands high enough to make a profit, but low enough that they don't scare the ships away, or force the ships to take a different route or escalate the situation into an armed conflict with the west. It is a straight business decision.

    NPR's Planet Money blog did a good podcast a while ago about how the pirating business operates.

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  95. Lex Gabinia by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ho ho, all together.
    Hoist the colors high!
    Heave ho, thieves and beggers
    Never shall we die!

    The pirates of the Mediterranean probably sang a similar tune in 67BC, even as the Lex Gabinia was being passed in Rome. After all, their power had grown unopposed for centuries and they looted trading ships at will and plundered coastal cities with impunity. Piracy was a large, profitable, and enduring enterprise which was endemic over the entire Mediterranean, with ships attacked and ports raided even close to Rome itself.

    The Lex Gabinia gave Pompey adequate forces and authority for 2 years to tackle the pirates. He needed only six months to eliminate them completely. According to Cicero: "Pompey made his preparations for the war at the end of the winter, entered upon it at the commencement of spring, and finished it in the middle of the summer." Piracy in the Mediterranean essentially vanished for several centuries, and only started to return during the break-up of Rome. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lex_Gabinia

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  96. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    lie-bertarians

    Tell us how you really feel.

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  97. Do we need this on here at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 , Do we need this crap on here at all , We are afterall talking about some of the biggest shitheads on the planet here the Somalis
    2 , Is it not about time the rest of the world started blowing some of these Somali jerks clean out of the water the very moment they are spotted on the radar
    3 , Never mind sending in the soldiers just Nuke Somalia and save the world in general a lot of problems ..

    Background ..

    Here in the UK Police are to NOT to stop suspect vehicles if they think the occupants may be of omali origin , There is not ONE honest working Somali they ALL are notorious theives pickpockets will stab and or shoot at the slightest hint of a problem have ZERO respect for other people and their property and possesions .

    And before you all start getting wet panties about it then ask others that KNOW not the wollie woofters that are in the we cant do that it might hurt them corner kill the whole lot off a vermin on the planet

  98. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    exactly!!!

  99. Drones by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    We need to fly a couple of VERY HIGH FLYING DRONES loaded with weapons. This is so stupid. Far too many countries have paid so these uneducated guys have found an easy way to make money.

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  100. How very libertarian of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now watch the slashbot libertards try to reconcile opposition to this anarchistic exploitative system with their adherence to their own anarchistic exploitative systems.

    Somehow it's ok when white bankers fuck people over for profit but not when black mud-people from countries we don't like do it.

  101. Single point of failure by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    A single well known 'stock exchange' for this kind of activity gives the world a neat target that could be taken out quickly and efficiently with a single bomb.

    It's a principle of most legal systems that anyone knowingly assisting in crime is also a criminal.

  102. Bomb them. by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    Clearly it's public knowledge where these pirate nests are so why haven't they been bombed and napalmed to dust?

    None of the people there are innocent not even the supplier of RPGs that is so happy she's gotten $78,000 as a result of terrorism, extortion and kidnapping.

    I'd be prepared to 'invest' in a bombing run by a single fighter-bomber even if I got no return.

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  103. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Historically the insurance solution to piracy is a losing proposition. The pirates just keep demanding ever-larger amounts. The only solution that works is to destroy the land bases of the pirates. Since this will never happen in our politically correct age, the problem will just get worse.

    The real problem is that they are showing that piracy pays, even in the face of significant Western naval support. It's not generally recognized that the sea lanes are lawless places. and there's nothing stopping anyone from doing what the Somalis are doing. Even words like "defending sea lanes" cause giggles in otherwise educated people.

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  104. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only reason L-libertarians support the government in fighting physical tyranny is because it is the only weapon that the "peasants" have to fight their desired L-libertarian economic tyranny.

    Out of curiosity, where do the attempts to correct "economic tyranny" end? I'm paying close to 50% of my income in taxes if you account for federal income taxes, FICA taxes, property taxes, state income taxes, sales taxes, fees from DMV, fees from DEC, excise taxes, tariffs on the imported goods I buy, etc, etc, etc. Would you not consider losing half of your labor to be a form of "economic tyranny"?

    I don't object to a basic safety net. I object to people who abuse that safety net. I object to losing half of my labor. I object to the fact that nearly half of this country pays no income tax while 5% of it pays half. I object to the seemingly unending growth of government, particularly on the Federal level where it's the least representative and most vulnerable to corruption. I object to losing my civil liberties, whether it's under the guise of "public safety" (gun control), "family values" (censorship) or "national security" (1st, 4th and 5th amendments).

    I really don't think I'm being unreasonable here.

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  105. if only they would be so lucky by pydev · · Score: 1

    Unlike Madoff's schemes, this one actually makes money for its investors.

  106. Darkside of Humanities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Living in a devastating country like Somali, facing a difficult choice like starvation or detain a ship ask for ransom on daily bases. I'm keep thinking the ridiculous things as this turns to abnormal reasonable fact. The catch which behind those who gain from the pirate share is the crew member who been kidnapped facing live or death everyday. A genuine selfish thought.

  107. Just some? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we send them all?

    I can't think of anybody willing to pay their ransom...

  108. The Pirate Market by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    arrrr being a pirate is a high risk investment, especially when there be a market correction in the form of a 1000lb smart bomb.

  109. Re:there's one born every minute by j35ter · · Score: 1

    Um, which might just give the pirates a god excuse for killing everyone aboard instead of just demanding ransom for letting the ship go!

    After all, it's just money they're after ... would you kill for money?

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  110. Patrols by Gridpoet · · Score: 1

    It seems to me the easiest way to deal with this is for the shipping companies to hire independent patrol ships, it wouldn't cost very much to be escorted through dangerous waters by an armed patrol boat that forms a safe perimeter around the ship...

    this also has the added bonus of solving the problem of oil tankers not being able to have weapons fired on board due to the volatility of their cargo and it solves the problem of certain ports not allowing armed ships, the patrol boat simply anchors off shore in international waters and waits for the cargo ship to re-embark.

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    1. Re:Patrols by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      Not so easy... the area is not just the narrow Red Sea or just coastal waters of Somalia.
      As I have already put in another post, this is the stated position of one of the last ships kidnapped.

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  111. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Help them grow up some more - free glass carpet treatment, border to border; and NO taking refugees by any country. But the world "powers" are too chicken and "PC" to actually DO this.

  112. Nobody is innocent by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

    If you were starving to death, you'd invest in piracy too.

  113. Away with the lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article: "The district gets a percentage of every ransom from ships that have been released, and that goes on public infrastructure, including our hospital and our public schools."

    So let me get this straight: a group of armed somalis are using force to obtain property from passing ships, and then use the loot to fund public infrastructure and reward investors.
    And that's supposed to be shocking? It's just the birth of a state. Replace "ransom" with "tax", "pirates" with "tax collectors", "somali gangs" with "somali government", "investors" with "lobbies" or "activists" or "unions", and you'll see reality a bit more clearly. The same is going on in every country in the world, except that in this case the lies are gone and you get to see a glimpse of reality. Embrace it.

    1. Re:Away with the lies by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So let me get this straight: a group of armed somalis are using force to obtain property from passing ships, and then use the loot to fund public infrastructure and reward investors.
      And that's supposed to be shocking? It's just the birth of a state. Replace "ransom" with "tax", "pirates" with "tax collectors", "somali gangs" with "somali government", "investors" with "lobbies" or "activists" or "unions", and you'll see reality a bit more clearly. The same is going on in every country in the world, except that in this case the lies are gone and you get to see a glimpse of reality.

      You're absolutely right, but it also goes to show that anarcho-capitalism (or, really anarcho-anything) doesn't work. A power vacuum will be filled, and any resulting structure will become a proto-state.

      Of course, one other significant difference is that pirates give only as much money as they want, and to whatever causes they deem fit, with no input from either the local residents (who are supposedly benefiting from this), nor the ship & goods owners being "taxed". In a modern democratic state, those taxed at least have a say in how much the tax is, and where it will go (via representatives they elect).

  114. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Palestinians in Gaza have tried a similar approach with the smuggling gangs going under the border to Egypt.
    The whole "investment" system crashed because it was in no small part a pyramid scheme. As a consequence Hamas government seized the assets of those involved, being able to pay the "investors" back only a quarter of their "investment".
    As much as we despise the western financial system right now, these guys have a system which, by it's very definition, is served by crooks, and for crooks. Not a good starting point, but one that is bound to raise more money into the piracy business and the local warlords that provide them with protection. What could go wrong?

  115. Explain to me how that economics works, again? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wait, so...

    The shipping companies don't lose money because they're insured, and the insurers don't lose money because they up the premiums, yet the premium increases don't come out of the shipping companies' pockets?

    Sir, I think you have described a perpetuum monetare, a perpetual money machine. While Madoff would be proud, the second law of thermoeconomics says it can't exist.

    Think of it this way: if a set of goods is on one set of hands instead of another, the other set of hands is (duh) not having those goods. It lost the equivalent to the amount of money those hands value the goods at. It can spread the loss around (some to itself, some to the insurance company, some to their customers, for instance), but there is a loss.

    Otherwise, contemplate the world where I steal everything from everybody, own all the land, and won't trade with anyone; you can all shuffle dollar bills back and forth between insurance companies and the insured, but that won't get you your cars, computers or factories back.

    1. Re:Explain to me how that economics works, again? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0

      Obviously this system works by increasing pressure on the price of international shipping, if the insurance system is "perfect", on the whole of the economy. They gain, a little (and probably kill eachother over it, then again "22 year old divorcee" ? we all know which religion this is, and they were killing eachother anyway).

      The evident result is more expenses for everyone. Since this changes the demand-supply curves it also means less demand (higher price) and (ironically) more supply. This is like cement shoes for the practice of international sea trade (but keep in mind many things can only be traded by sea, if, for example they're big enough. Other things, foremost oil, are either dependant on sea trade, or on massive infrastructure investment (ie. pipes)). But who's paying ? Why you and me, who'll have to work harder for the same products.

      Piracy, and ransoms is, economically speaking, like a tax. In practice this is also true since both are money sums demanded at the threat of physical violence.

      A ship is the biggest possible moveable structure existing, and also the most capable load-bearing moveable structure. If we were to lose access to a sea due to piracy causing too much cost (like Europe did when muslim piracy started occuring on a large scale in the mediterranean in 650-700 A.D.) that would destroy the economy. It might even start a new dark age.

    2. Re:Explain to me how that economics works, again? by Apps · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I am an importer in Ireland and my shipping invoices now have a "Gulf of Aden Surcharge" on them, so I pass this on to my customers and so on so the good news is that we ALL pay of the pirates.

    3. Re:Explain to me how that economics works, again? by dushkin · · Score: 1

      Surcharges also "insure" airlines from fuel prices going up and down without having to revise their price lists.

      I don't know much about ocean freight, but that's the way it works here.

      And pirates don't have helicopters... yet.

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    4. Re:Explain to me how that economics works, again? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think of it this way: if a set of goods is on one set of hands instead of another, the other set of hands is (duh) not having those goods. It lost the equivalent to the amount of money those hands value the goods at. It can spread the loss around (some to itself, some to the insurance company, some to their customers, for instance), but there is a loss.

      How many times do we have to go over this? Piracy isn't theft. There is no loss of tangible goods, just making a copy. Ok, suppose I had this replicator, and your car... and... uh...

      (R's the FA)

      Oh.

    5. Re:Explain to me how that economics works, again? by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that the company, while insured for the loss of the ship and the cargo, probably isn't protected against paying the crew it's salary for the time they are held hostage, plus the loss in revenue in not having the ship working on it's next shipment, which probably isn't covered under the insurance policy.

    6. Re:Explain to me how that economics works, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "like Europe did when muslim piracy started occuring on a large scale in the mediterranean in 650-700 A.D."

      Err... Muslims didn't exist until the mid 600s. The religion was only founded in about 620.

      Care to blatantly fabricate anything else, you racist moron?

    7. Re:Explain to me how that economics works, again? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You said mid 600s as a start. He said 650 AD as a start.

      You can't get much closer to mid 600s than that.

      I don't think the moron is him.

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    8. Re:Explain to me how that economics works, again? by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Inflation.

      The cost goes up - the price of things goes up.

      If these pirates continue doing their thing, then merchants will (I would assume?) begin hiring mercenaries (Ahem - security consultants, pardon me) to escort their shipments. "Security Consultants" aren't cheap, of course, and the merchants will be perfectly happy to pass along the costs to the manufacturers shipping costs and that will eventually get passed on to consumers.

      Reminds me of a brilliant (original) Bloom County cartoon where (IIRC) Opus was involved in trafficking drugs and the DEA seized one of their shipments. Opus said "We've lost 0.001% of our shipments!" and the other guy yells "Raise prices 0.001%!!"

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  116. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So somalis are imposing a 2% tax on marchandise passing through. How much are US taxes in such scenarios?

  117. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You want the state to provide you with a family? No wonder you find libertarians puzzling.

    Ask yourself, what is the state? It is an organization. A corporation is an organization, an association is an organization. But the state is different from a regular corporation or a regular association, what is this difference? The answer is that a state is sovereign and therefore has the ability to initiate violence or the threat of violence against people.

    Any project you may have (food, family, health...), you can either use peaceful volontary means to achieve it, or you can use violent means. A libertarian simply prefers peaceful means and opposes violent means. Using that definition of libertarianism, I'm pretty sure you're a libertarian yourself. What you don't see is that peaceful means is the free market (volontary trade, volontary associations) while the violent means is statism (forced taxes, you have absolutely no choice, you comply or the state puts you in jail). You may believe that the violent means are the best means to reach your ends, but do not pretend that violence is actually volontarism or that volontarism is actually violence. Do not confuse the two.

    Until you realize that the statist means is violence, you can not begin to grasp libertarian ideas. Libertarians for example believe that good health is better provided without the initiation of violence (or threat of violence). They may or may not be right, but I don't find this belief to be especially puzzling. I actually find the statist belief, that good health should be provided at the point of a gun, much more puzzling.

  118. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

    Even the most die-hard capital 'L' Libertarian would agree that the enforcement of property ... [is] a legitimate function of the state. That would include preventing assholes with AK-47s from holding property .... hostage until a nice fat ransom is paid.

    Funny. I was always under the impression that "enforcement of property [rights]" involved some "assholes with AK-47s ... holding property hostage ... until a nice fat randsom is paid". After all, what's the basis for anyone claiming property other than a combination of (a) no one else claiming it at the time you did, (b) anyone else who would claim it then or later being killed or threatened to be killed by AK-47s (or the weapon of choice of the day), and (c) a progression of ownership carried down under trade (or a new branch of "legitimate" ownership from another instance of (b)). Really, I don't see how any of the whole ownership cycle is particularly morally legitimate under Libertarianism (or libertarianism) except the first part of section (c).

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  119. What does this have to do w. political correctness by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    What are you suggesting exactly?

    To indiscriminately bomb towns where pirates are based?

    What exactly?

    Don't mask your derided suggestions behind a mask of pseudo political oppression.

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  120. Then you will disagree as well.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... with people supporting their troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.

    Or at least I hope you would, just as a matter of consistency.

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  121. Why not? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Do you hate truth so much?

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  122. wait a minute... by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    it's not april 1...

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  123. Because it is illegal? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    And immoral?

    And unethical?

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    1. Re:Because it is illegal? by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      Legal?: I cant speak to international law, but seeing as there is effectively no government at least in that area of Somalia, I think you would have a goodd defense.

      Moral?: Actuially this seems pretty easy to me. You have people fostering attacks on your shipping assets through an intentional money gathering scheme. They are not even trying to pretend that is not what they are doing. attacking the root of their ability to do their job would be very moral in my mind.

      Ethical?: The idea of ethics in war are confusing to me as a general rule, so I wont comment.

    2. Re:Because it is illegal? by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      Legal?: I cant speak to international law, but seeing as there is effectively no government at least in that area of Somalia, I think you would have a goodd defense.

      Just because there's no effective Somali government to complain doesn't mean that the rest of the international community won't take a very dim view of offshore bombardment. Blasting away at the shores of Somalia would be picking a major fight with more than just Somalia.

      Moral?: Actuially this seems pretty easy to me. You have people fostering attacks on your shipping assets through an intentional money gathering scheme. They are not even trying to pretend that is not what they are doing. attacking the root of their ability to do their job would be very moral in my mind.

      Then your view of morality is frail at best. It's very convenient to say that we can start shelling "pirate towns" but that assumes that these pirates are conveniently located in tight communities with no innocent bystanders. Living in proximity to people who do illegal things shouldn't carry a death penalty, according to most moral codes, and shelling from twenty miles out is not usually discriminate enough to ensure that you're not blowing up people who aren't participating in the money gathering scheme.

      Ethical?: The idea of ethics in war are confusing to me as a general rule, so I wont comment.

      You shouldn't. Take the point above about at least trying not to kill people who just happen to be nearby to those you're targeting, and take it a step further to the understanding that attempting total annihilation has historically never been effective. Until you understand that (i) fighting Somali pirates isn't in any real sense a "war" and (ii) most of the people who would be harmed by your suggestion aren't involved in piracy, you're not qualified to comment on possible solutions.

      Virg

  124. Becasue the world is not so gun ho. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    It is only you guys in the US, with the fetishist attachment to your guns, who see a solution on each firefight.

    The logical long term solution to the problem would be to stablish a permanent stable government in Somalia, with international cooperation to find a solution.

    So your navy killed a few pirates. How valiant. Completely useless.

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    1. Re:Becasue the world is not so gun ho. by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      Trying to take a dispassionate stance, I'm encouraged by the emerging 'stock exchange'. It means the local economy is stable enough and trustworthy enough to support investment. Now if only we can change the profit calculations to favour, say, fishing Somali waters instead of piracy, they could keep the local investment infrastructure but make money off something that won't cause international incidents.

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  125. Yeah, lets keep killing innocent people. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    That is working real well in other places.

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    1. Re:Yeah, lets keep killing innocent people. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is. It is working great. I read and hear from friends that tell me that they are constantly taking out taliban and AQ, one right after the other.

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    2. Re:Yeah, lets keep killing innocent people. by stdarg · · Score: 1

      The pirates aren't innocent people.

  126. Don't bring the law into this. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    It is also a principle of international law that you don;t kill civilians indiscriminately, a point you are clearly glossing over.

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    1. Re:Don't bring the law into this. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      It is also a principle of international law that you don;t kill civilians indiscriminately, a point you are clearly glossing over.

      You are right. Sorry, I was thinking in terms of the American version of international law there.

  127. Becasue people learn from history. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    And most are not despicable individuals suggesting indiscriminate killing.

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  128. Who will pay for this? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    And why should they pay? (maybe they are happy to pay the occasional ransom as a "business expense")

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  129. Here is a novel idea: taxes. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Why not all shipping companies meet with representatives of the pirates (which seem to be perhaps the only organized enterprise, either private or social, in the country) and agree to pay tax or to turn the "stock exchange" in a exchange to offer security services (turning the pirates in "official" escort patrols while in Somali waters).

    Why countries with interests in the region don;t look for a solution along these lines?

    Realpolitik always work best, the pirates are a real political force to be dealt with, this latest development just comes to show that it is time some people should take them more seriously.

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    1. Re:Here is a novel idea: taxes. by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Rewarding a behavior only increases it.

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  130. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it government function to protect only property, and human rights (which conveniently exclude the rights to basic food, shelter, job, and health care) ? And why the property is so sacred, of all the things a human being needs, such as "true" freedom (not just freedom to die from hunger), good health, or a family?

    Ron Paul, for instance, would argue that the government can't actually give you anything, since it has nothing to give, particularly given our current economic situation. In the absence of commodity money and a balanced budget, government can devalue the money currently in circulation, or it can defer goods and services from private individual and industry, but it can't actually contribute anything materially to the economy. Whatever the government gives must be taken from someone.

    I believe the the point is that the right to truly control the property you own and the services that you render is more inherent to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness than a guarantee of, e.g., healthcare. I don't believe that the government will be able to provide satisfactory healthcare to everyone in the United States. They can't decisively "win" a war against a bunch of ass backwards goat farmers, not with the largest military budget the world has ever seen and decades of practice - how are they going to heal people? It's much harder, and much more expensive, than killing them.

    I don't think that anyone is seriously arguing that strict constitutionalism is a utopian ideal, but more of an admission that government is always deeply flawed. As the saying goes... the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

  131. Re:just bomb them by polle404 · · Score: 1

    not to mention the legalities concerning armaments in non-international waters, and the fact that using said armaments in non-international waters are constituted as an act of war, which concerns most nations a bit.

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  132. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by twostix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because the group of individuals known as a government can't protect your "right" to health-care, basic food, shelter or a job without taking those things from other individuals under threat of imprisonment if they don't cough up. So a "right" to food means someone else has to grow it on their land and hand it over, either being paid with money that been taken from *other* productive members of the village or point blank stolen and handed over to the person asserting their "right". Some right ey?

    The right to "basic food" means the right to take something that someone else has put a lot of effort in, what or who gives *you* that right just by virtue of being born? And what if ther people growing their food stop growing it and demand their rights too? Property rights are the core of all rights, without being "allowed" to own any singular item or piece of land how can one be at all free? Given the track record of societies that don't recognise property rights but *do* recognise the "right" to strike, housing, healthcare and food *cough*Eastern Bloc*cough* there's an extremely strong historical argument for the basis of what the libertarians are saying.

    I'm not even nearly a "lie-bertarian" and even I understand that....

  133. Business is complicated by heidaro · · Score: 1

    This says more about business rather than anything else. Even Somalian pirates can do it.

  134. Convoys... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Why don't the ships travel in convoys so that a few armed ships can escort a fleet of unarmed cargo ships.

    Cheaper for multiple ships to split the cost.

    1. Re:Convoys... by zippyspringboard · · Score: 1

      They could but for many the cost and inconvenience would probably not be worth it. It's a very VERY highly traveled area, the vast majority of ships pass through just fine. So while the risk of pirates is real, from the point of view of a shipping company and insurance company it's acceptable. Slowing down to convoy, or taking a different route would reduce profits.

    2. Re:Convoys... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Slowing down to convoy, or taking a different route would reduce profits.

      Doesn't paying $20million in ransom to pirates also reduce profits? Surely a convoy or detour can't cost >$20million...

    3. Re:Convoys... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Having all of the goods together like that would also make them more of a target. And it would leave a hell of a mess behind, since you now have armed guards going against pirates who stockpiled weaponry for the big heist.

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    4. Re:Convoys... by LOLLinux · · Score: 1

      Doesn't paying $20million in ransom to pirates also reduce profits? Surely a convoy or detour can't cost >$20million...

      If it didn't then the companies would be doing the alternatives. Apparently it does cost more than they'd lose otherwise or they wouldn't keep going out unescorted.

  135. Oh please, drop the strawman bullshit by Shivetya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Libertarians do not deny the right to shelter or food. They never have. Your welcome to obtain those as you see fit as long as you don't deprive another of their life, property, or rights.

    The key is that you have no right to demand the property and rights of others to satisfy your desires. This includes not having others act as proxy in taking from others. This is not the same as denying you your "right" to shelter or food. Though it amazes me as to what constitutes a right. We have people claiming rights to cell phones, internet, and other such garbage too. Who is correct?

    I think the best summary of the Libertarian outlook is, don't expect others to do it for you unless you first try to do it yourself.

    when you just hand people other people's stuff without requirement of effort you simply encourage more of the behavior that led to creating people of the first group. We have examples of this in every society. People who have figured out that if they lower their standards enough they can exist on the welfare of others. Yes there are cases anyone can cite showing someone who is trying but not getting ahead, but those are not the focus of the problem.

    I have far more respect for someone working at Wal-Mart/McDonalds/Etc than the person collecting unemployment and not working there because "its beneath them" or not cool. The real adults of this world will work any legal job to provide food and shelter for their families, even if it means more than one. Been there, done that. The rest are just selfish jerks too wrapped up in themselves.

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    1. Re:Oh please, drop the strawman bullshit by Roxton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not a strawman. You've cultivated an exceptionally convenient ideology. If you don't see how that's morally precarious, that's a problem.

    2. Re:Oh please, drop the strawman bullshit by grep_rocks · · Score: 1

      Ah - but there is the rub, who is to stop me and my friends from getting together and depriving you of your property, food, shelter and/or life - and who is to enforce your property "rights", you may claim some land is yours and I may claim it is mine? - what about people who are born into poverty, like these pirates, who have nothing - tough shit? - it seems like these pirates are "do it yourselfers" taking their own initaiative to prey on others, and collecting capital to expand their predations, much better than many of our own pirate corporations and aristocracy, who were born into positions of priveledge and just work to maintain it...

    3. Re:Oh please, drop the strawman bullshit by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Libertarians do not deny the right to shelter or food. They never have. Your welcome to obtain those as you see fit as long as you don't deprive another of their life, property, or rights

      Sure they do. Libertarians recognize the right to legally obtain shelter and food. They deny that food and shelter itself is a right. There is a big difference.

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    4. Re:Oh please, drop the strawman bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libertarians recognize the right to legally obtain shelter and food

      Who wouldn't? The nazi party for the for the jewish? Are you saying that the Libertarians are just one step from the Nationalsozialistischen Deutschen Arbeiterpartei? Are the Libertarians a discontinuity of at least 40000 years of modern human history in terms of helping thy neighbour? This goes on and on...

  136. kitsunewarlock by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    Stay tuned for the Davy Jones report.

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  137. Re:just bomb them by j35ter · · Score: 1

    ...it would save many more lifes at the end.

    Umm...how many hostages have been killed by the pirates to date? Whenever I hear something about the pirates, they only sum up the number of killed pirates!

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  138. So is this the... by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    ...Dhow Jones?

  139. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Even the most die-hard capital 'L' Libertarian would agree that the enforcement of property and human rights are a legitimate function of the state."

    What? Why? I've sometimes been told that taxes are some kind of inherent evil that would go away if only government didn't exist. It always left me wondering how the police, judiciary and military would be funded if there weren't taxes, not to mention a whole lot of other services that people usually regard as essential (e.g., fire and other emergency services, public transportation systems such as roads and signage, water delivery systems, border monitoring and security, etc.). I presumed it would all be done with fees paid by everyone to private companies that would provide the necessary services at vastly greater efficiencies, plus their profits (but don't call them "taxes").

  140. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the way you are arguing that international law should be changed to match the legal system of Somalia.

    Except not really.

  141. try it in the USA by fantomas · · Score: 1

    You try sailing up to a port in the USA with weapons systems on board, Asian or Arabic looking crew and telling the port authorities and coastguards to get off your case because you're legitimate and just protecting yourself.

    You may well be - perhaps you are a merchant vessel that has to sail through dangerous middle eastern or asian waters and has a legitimate and proven reason for being armed to the teeth, but I can imagine what the American responses would be from the port authorities up to the senators.

    I've got a feeling the general consensus in the USA (and many countries) would be "well we don't mind if our merchant ships are armed to the teeth when they sail into foreign ports, because they are all honest decent boys and girls on board, but we don't trust any dodgy foreign merchant vessels coming into OUR ports like that...

  142. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without a right to property, you can have no right to life.

  143. Re:there's one born every minute by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

    I think this is how it always starts... East India Trading Company anyone? I'm sure the only difference here is that the Somalian version is missing the Royal sanction, and there are no subjugated peoples to steal from... I mean trade with

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  144. Yeah, right by z80kid · · Score: 1
    engaging in a firefight with multiple decade battle hardened militants isn't actually that safe or easy an idea.

    Googling "somali pirates fought back" yields quite a few articles about N Korean, S Korean, Egyptian, and Spanish ships that fought back successfully. These are untrained men with improvised weapons - not trained men with rifles.

    These pirates aren't "multiple decade battle hardened militants". Most have NO organized military training whatsoever. The process of recruiting for Armies in Somali wars consists of driving around in pickup trucks yanking young men off the street. Somali "veterans" are veterans of little more than the usual random violence that plagues the country.

    No, I'm quite certain that the other posters are right. It's the entry rules to various ports that keep ships from arming themselves. In many cases where crew has had some means to fight back and has tried, the pirates have cut and run. They are after easy money - not a prolonged fight. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_attacked_by_Somali_pirates)

    1. Re:Yeah, right by kevinNCSU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I seem to remember the Somalians in Mogadishu being able to take down our choppers and engage our forces using tactics that were taught to them by Mujaheddin which they picked up fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan. That's not to say there's not a lot of cannon fodder or that they're all trained and skilled fighters but the single largest mistake anyone can make in entering combat is to dismiss or underestimate your opponent. The country does not have a complete lack experienced fighters and with paydays we're talking about here it's going to draw the talent.

      And as an employer, if these shipping companies put weapons in the hands of their sailors and tell them to resist rather than evade, hide, and lay low, then they are legally taking responsibility for their ability to fight. You don't hand someone a gun and say good luck. You give them that weapon and tell them to defend themselves you have to TEACH them how to defend themselves, give them tactics and training. That's a large investment in both time and money. A lot of people want the sailors armed because they want the pirates dead, but the shipping company's first priority is to not have ANY of their sailors killed, 2nd is to have the ships not hijacked, third is to have the ships not delayed on route, and the pirates being dead a distant fourth. They don't want to have to go into combat as a company, that's not their business. That's what the Navy's of the world should be taking care of.

      Lastly, if you don't agree with what I've said about needing training, what makes in untrained maritime sailor with small arms a better combatant then a supposedly untrained pirate? Is the untrained sailor supposedly better at close quarter combat because he's white or has some level of education, high school or further? I don't remember any CQB training at my High School. I'm interested in what makes the untrained merchant sailor a better fighter then your theory of untrained pirates that have just experienced "random violence" which, by the way, does a lot of good during a firefight if it's not your first time seeing a buddies head get a hole blown through it.

    2. Re:Yeah, right by Xest · · Score: 1

      Googling "somali pirates fought back" yields quite a few articles about N Korean, S Korean, Egyptian, and Spanish ships that fought back successfully. These are untrained men with improvised weapons - not trained men with rifles.

      Yes, and then there's the stories about what happens the other times when people try to resist. Putting your life on the line by resisting is hardly an easy choice, if it works great, but that's one hell of a gamble and the fact most crews don't do it is the primary reason there have been less casualties than there otherwise would be. Again, if it was really so simple do you not think more ships would do it? Do you not think the international recommendations would be to fight back, rather than to not fight back? Or do you believe yourself and other commenters like yourself have more knowledge of the situation than the combined knowledge of the world's naval intelligence and maritime advisory services?

      As an aside, you'll probably want to actually read the 3rd article you linked too before citing it as an example of "untrained men with improvised weapons - not trained men with rifles" fighting back in future too.

      These pirates aren't "multiple decade battle hardened militants". Most have NO organized military training whatsoever. The process of recruiting for Armies in Somali wars consists of driving around in pickup trucks yanking young men off the street. Somali "veterans" are veterans of little more than the usual random violence that plagues the country.

      No organised military training is irrelevant, no one pretends they're the SAS, but if you believe that living and surviving in a country rife with war for 15 or more years doesn't give you a massive combat edge over people who have perhaps never even fired a rifle then it suggests you have the same view of reality as those who take their combat knowledge and experience from playing Call of Duty and watching The Unit. These people have been in constant training, they've had to be to survive.

    3. Re:Yeah, right by idontgno · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember the Somalians in Mogadishu being able to take down our choppers and engage our forces using tactics that were taught to them by Mujaheddin which they picked up fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan.

      As far as I can tell, the Somalis in Mogadishu used tactics appropriate for the setting (home ground, street fighting) and based on their primary advantage: numbers. Stalin, whose military also usually lacked technical parity with its adversaries, said it well: "Quantity has a quality all its own." Lob enough RPGs at hovering helis and you'll eventually get lucky.

      In other words, a marginally trained and decently armed merchant sailor defending his ship is at a great disadvantage if the pirates outnumber him 5-to-1 (for instance). I don't know if that's the case with recent history, but if armed self-defense becomes typical on piracy targets expect the pirates to respond by up-sizing their attack forces to compensate.

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    4. Re:Yeah, right by z80kid · · Score: 1
      I'll roll up replies to both posts into one here.

      I'm interested in what makes the untrained merchant sailor a better fighter then your theory of untrained pirates that have just experienced

      Who said anything about handing weapons to untrained men? Oh yeah - that was your straw man talking. You don't let them sail without training, so why would you hand them a gun without training?

      Everyone else here was talking about arming ships. You claimed that this wouldn't work. I pointed out that resistance has worked without guns, so why wouldn't it work better with guns?

      Yes, and then there's the stories about what happens the other times when people try to resist.

      Umm, I read the article you linked, and looked up several others. From what I can tell the pirates had already taken the boat and were telling the captain to turn around. He refused. That's not fighting back. That's just stupid.

      As "idontgno" pointed out, these guys are used to dealing in numbers on land. But they generally don't outnumber these crews - they only succeed because they are the only ones armed. I googled around for some stats, but all I could find were details of individual attacks ranging from 4-9 pirates each. One account listed four speedboats. Those things seat 5 or 6, so that means if all boats were full there were 24 pirates at most in that attack. I'd like to see where you guys are getting these figures of "10 boats and 80 pirates". This ain't the Black Pearl, matey.

      Think about the scenario - These pirates are chasing down much larger ships and scaling the sides. That's a vulnerable position to be in. Even well trained military men aren't going to do that while men with guns take cover behind deck structures and open fire. They only get away with it because nobody shoots back.

      Again, if it was really so simple do you not think more ships would do it? Do you not think the international recommendations would be to fight back, rather than to not fight back?

      No, for the reasons given in the more knowledgeable posts here. They run into problems with port regulations.

      then it suggests you have the same view of reality as those who take their combat knowledge and experience from playing Call of Duty and watching The Unit.

      Ooh, nice flamebait. But I don't play soldier games or watch Hollywood wars. Maybe I could turn it around and suggest that you are one of those thumb sucking sissies who thinks no one can handle guns except for soldiers and police who get special powers when they are "blessed" by the government.

    5. Re:Yeah, right by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      That's why you additionally crew the ship with marines if you decide to arm it. Probably cheaper just to pay insurance.

    6. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a simple solution to the piracy problem. Either hire a security firm like blackwater to station people on ships in order to protect them, or; hire ex-Navy sailors to run their fleet. I was in the Navy for a while and anyone who has been in will be proficient both in Seamanship and ship security, as well as being trained in a specialty that is required to make the ship run. Such as communications, navigation, damage control, etc.

      I'm guessing that companies choose to just pay the ransom instead because it's cheaper. Corporations care about making a profit; not killing pirates.

  145. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it government function to protect only property, and human rights (which conveniently exclude the rights to basic food, shelter, job, and health care)?

    Because the first principal is, the government doesn't exist to take your stuff at the point of a gun and give it to someone else. That is the prevailing thought; the government is not here to rob citizens. Which is exactly what most governments do - give us half of what you make, or more, or we will send police armed with guns to either take it take it and put you in jail, or shoot you and take it anyways. That is what happens when you don't give the government its half (or more).

    And, I want to stress, you need not be rich for 1/2 of what you make to end up being taxes. Poor people get hammered on taxes, especially flat rate and fixed cost ones. You can be on food stamps and still get reamed on taxes.

  146. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Kjella · · Score: 1

    and human rights (which conveniently exclude the rights to basic food, shelter, job, and health care). And why the property is so sacred, of all the things a human being needs, such as "true" freedom (not just freedom to die from hunger), good health, or a family?

    Do the libertarians have their own definition of human rights? Because the UN version has articles which are directly opposite of what you claim.

    Article 16.
    (1) Men and women of full age, without any limitation due to race, nationality or religion, have the right to marry and to found a family. (...)

    Article 23.
    (1) Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, to just and favourable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment. (...)

    Article 25.
    (1) Everyone has the right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well-being of himself and of his family, including food, clothing, housing and medical care and necessary social services, (...)

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  147. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by mike2R · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So somalis are imposing a 2% tax on marchandise passing through. How much are US taxes in such scenarios?

    For vessels that do not dock at US ports? Nothing at all of course, that would be piracy...

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  148. Re:It's no different from any other raiding cultur by Phydaux · · Score: 1

    The world isn't so black and white.

    It is very reasonable that many Somali's don't consider the pirates as criminals. In the same way many western people don't see their armies in the middle east as murdering criminals. It's a matter of perspective.

    And (I may be going out on a limb here) I don't think Valdrax is Somali. So I don't think he'll be investing any time soon.

  149. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

    The US has contributed a lot to the UN declaration to human rights (it was mainly written by US citizens) but hasn't actually ratified it. So those are rights of other people not US citizens. Some of these are implemented in state constitutions though.

  150. A fund, not an exchange by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    This would be classified as a fund, not an exchange.

  151. They need warship escort. by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

    While I feel for the plight of the Somali people, this needs to be stopped. If merchant vessels can't easily arm themselves for legal reasons, then they should move through dangerous waters with a military warship escort. Create shipping lanes, and ruthlessly enforce the security of those lanes.

    1. Re:They need warship escort. by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      While I feel for the plight of the Somali people, this needs to be stopped. If merchant vessels can't easily arm themselves for legal reasons, then they should move through dangerous waters with a military warship escort. Create shipping lanes, and ruthlessly enforce the security of those lanes.

      Yup I agree completely. The country they are flagged in should provide escorts or rescue operations. So... how many warships does Panama or Liberia have? Flags of convenience have a price...

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    2. Re:They need warship escort. by Gaffod · · Score: 1

      Haha, good point. But still, why doesn't UN bring it up? It's not that there's need for a huge force, and the costs can be shared by many countries (rotate them or have a combined fleet or something) and since so many nations are getting hurt by this, I don't see why anyone would have a problem with it.

      Or maybe in the grand scheme of things the pirates simply aren't such a big deal, sad as that may sound.

  152. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
    They won't do it because of regulation, but because of the prisoner's dilemma.

    It doesn't make sense for a single shipping company to raise an army and pay for the pirates to be killed. Their own costs would go up, while competing companies would get the same benefit and not share the cost. So as a result none of the companies will do anything to improve the overall situation.

    They can overcome this problem by cooperating - creating a common organization which organizes the army and having each company pay part of the cost - e.g. by charging a fee for the passage through Somali waters, depending on the amount of goods you are transporting. Of course you could then call the fee "tax" and the "common organization which organizes the army and collects the tax" could be named "state" in short.

  153. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is unregulated laissez faire capitalism at its finest.

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    To the topic again. The Americans will prefer the pirates to any kind of Islamic government since the pirates can be bought. They have indirectly assassinated African ideologically (like democracy and national interest) driven political leaders before.

  154. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    Ron Paul, for instance, would argue that the government can't actually give you anything, since it has nothing to give

    The government can give you property, or access to property.

    When a person dies, their assets go to their heirs (or friends if there's a will), but if they have no heirs and no will the property goes to the state. That's one way the state can get stuff without violence. The state also has tons of property that it stole during the creation of the state, or claimed as it's own when there was no-one to claim otherwise.

    Mostly tho, the government takes property in the form of taxes. It uses the threat of men with guns to convince people to pay their taxes.

    The was a least one senator or congressman who said that his fellows shouldn't approve any spending bill unless it was so important that men with guns should take the money from grandmothers. (I paraphrase)

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  155. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    ...even in the face of significant Western naval support.

    I don't recall reading anywhere about a carrier fleet bombing the shit out of Somali pirates in international waters, or the pirates picking on a small private yacht only to find three Victoria-class hunter-killer submarines have been tracking them for the past two hours.

    Please, tell me of this "significant Western naval support" you mention.

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  156. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    Great. Now they know to ask for $20m next time.

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  157. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by corbettw · · Score: 1, Troll

    The real problem is that they are showing that piracy pays, even in the face of significant Western naval support.

    Which is a much bigger problem than the millions of dollars they've been paid in ransoms. These pirates have shown that, for all our vaunted might, the Western powers can do nothing to stop them because there is no political will to do so. Even though the US spends billions of dollars on our Navy, we can't stop a few thousand guys with assault rifles in rubber rafts from controlling the sea lanes. This is yet another sign that the American empire is in serious decline and doesn't have long to live.

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  158. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because if your ancestors didn't in some part believe in that ethos, they would have settled somewhere else. All of those points show up in the US's founding mission statement.

  159. There is a way to avoid it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use .NET trading platform and this stock exchange won't last too much :)

  160. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by thickdiick · · Score: 1

    Simple, really. Because property rights allow individuals to move up in the world. Take Africa, for example. They are VERY RICH in natural resources; but there's no property rights. So the farmer who could setup irrigation on his field and feed his/her family won't do it, beacuse as soon as he spends all the time and effort to do that, someone will come and take that away from him/her by force.

    There is poverty in Africa because it lacks good property rights.

    "Rights" to basic food, shelter, job, and health care create AN ONEROUS RESPONSIBILITY ON PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY AND ALLOW UNPRODUCTIVE PEOPLE TO LEACH OFF SOCIETY.
    Property is sacred because it's the fruit of human labor. It must be protected in order to encourage productive people to produce. I guess they don't cover that in communist-sponsored leftist schools.

    Food, shelter, jobs and health care are noble goals indeed, but are best left to CHARITY, to which you are free to contribute. But do NOT use FORCE to force people to GIVE UP the fruits of their labor to others any more than is necessary to protect property rights. Strong property rights enable everyone to succeed, and allow you the CHOICE to contribute to charity.

  161. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when is food, shelter, job, and health care a right? Who determines it? Only one of the four mentioned is an actual necessity, with shelter as a close second. Job would merely facilitate shelter and food, but is not required. Your wording of them as "rights" presupposes that people are entitled to them by someone else, which is certainly not the case. "Capable of obtaining" would be far more appropriate.

  162. Alimony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait....someone got an RPG as an alimony payment?!?!?!?

    I think the NRA just got a new spokesperson!

  163. Way to end the piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An easy way to end the piracy is for every ship that the Somali pirates capture a Somali port should be bombed to oblivion. Either the pirates will get the message and stop engaging in piracy, or every port will eventually be destroyed. With all the port destroyed there will be no place for the Somali pirates to bring captured ships. No place for the Somali pirates to go home to. The ones at sea will starve to death.

  164. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by sydb · · Score: 1

    I don't think the defining feature of capitalism is lack of bartering or the use of money. It's the "private ownership of the means of production". It involves the extraction of a profit (the owner ends with more stuff than he started with) based on the fact that he can marshall the means of production (labour, materials) at a lower cost per unit than price he charges per unit, thus obtaining a profit margin. Ten individuals acting on their own with ten units of wealth each (dollars, apples, biscuits) will not be able to achieve what one individual with 100 units of wealth can achieve.

    Whether exchanges take place with money or apples and biscuits is irrelevant. If I end up with more apples and biscuits than I started with and I didn't do any actual work but merely recruited the means of production with fewer apples and biscuits than I got in exchange for the finished product, that makes me a capitalist.

    Money is more convenient than apples and biscuits, it enables the unhindered operation of a free market in the case that people go off apples and biscuits, or in the case that the apples and biscuits themselves go off.

    This is why 1% of the people have 99% (or whatever) of the wealth. The rich get richer because they can leverage their wealth. That's capitalism, and the inherent unfairness in the system is the reason for socialism, i.e. taxation and redistribution. The alternative to taxation and redistribution is revolt and murder - which is why the rich agree to it! They don't want guillotined.

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  165. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by sydb · · Score: 1

    Do you actually work for your money or do you leverage your pre-extant wealth to get others to do the work for you? If it's the former, I sympathise. If it's the latter, I do not.

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  166. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    which is more cost effective?

    I'll tell you. send in the military and BOMB the bastards. forget the ships. but once they are in a true war, they will surely regret the fact that they taunted a world power. mess with the bull and get a taste of the horns.

    but america and the west are too pussified to take a MAJOR stance.

    we did that a few times in WW2 with the atom bomb. its arguable if it was the right decision or not but it DID end the war and it DID 'fix' a major world issue at the time.

    these clowns are laughing at us, the only major super world power left. and they PIRATE us (and other nations). and we PAY THEM to do this. time and time again by rewarding them.

    arm the ships. blow up your own ship next time its seized.

    it will only happen a few times and then they'll 'learn'.

    but again, we're all too pussified to take major action. so we'll continue to pay ransom again and again and again. and they continue to laugh in our faces again and again.

    bomb them or put the red button on the ships that they capture. they will stop their 'behavior if shown a proper stick, so to speak.

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  167. How do you test an RPG ? by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    I've never seen one, but I doubt that they are easy to test without actually firing them. If I were an insurance company I would use this market to "invest" non-functional weapons. As a bonus, if the pirates succeed anyway, you get some of your money back.

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    1. Re:How do you test an RPG ? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I've never seen one, but I doubt that they are easy to test without actually firing them.

      Unlike many other weapons in this class, RPG-7 is reusable, so you can certainly test-fire it. Individual grenades, that's another matter...

      Also, I would imagine that whoever sells an obviously malfunctioning weapon will get into problems after said malfunctioning botches a boarding attempt, or otherwise leads to some of the pirates being captured/wounded/killed. So there's strong incentive to only use "trusted" sources.

  168. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

    Which regulation is it, exactly, that prevents shipping companies from paying to have pirates killed?

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  169. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by hey · · Score: 1

    It could actually evolve into a legit market. Instead of raising money for hijackings then gather money of other ventures.

  170. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    I think a libertarian system would result in a hodge-podge in terms of roads. A road system that's a network of privately owned roads would have to have some kind of toll system and knowing how private companies like to have their own proprietary system, I don't even think a nationwide privately owned speedpass system would be efficient, once you reach a new network, you might have to sign up for tag #20 in your car or pay a toll every five miles.

    Privately owned fire departments and police departments did exist in the past, but I think that led to problems too, the libertarians that I know seem to conveniently forget or not know the history that hurts their case.

  171. New way to destroy pirates! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Let Wall Street at them... soon they will be trading Rum Derivatives or some such BS, and what is more risky business than freaking being a pirate... then comes the debt collapse... Unfortunately they will likely rule that the pirates of an entire nation are too big to fail, and will get a bailout... which will artificially keep them afloat (pardon the pun)... people will scream about regulation, but the pirates will drown (pardon the pun again... geez!) out the naysayers with "Yo Ho Hos" and "Shiver Me Timbers", and eventually it will all happen again.

    Wait, what were we talking about again...

  172. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    It doesn't make sense for a single shipping company to raise an army and pay for the pirates to be killed. Their own costs would go up, while competing companies would get the same benefit and not share the cost.

    Who says they won't? I mean, the first shipping company has an army now, and it's not too busy at the moment...

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  173. Thats what they've been doing: Thus, war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually they have another choice. They could turn those AK-47s that are so easy to come by on the assholes that are fucking up their country.

    They have been trying to do that to this day. That simply creates more extremist movements (against the old problems though people disagree which groups are the worst ones) and results in even more conflicts and war.

    War can only result in peace until all but the winning side have been either destroyed completely or are in extremely tight control. You could say "How about american civil war? The losing states still exist" but that was mostly a war against wealthy slave owners (which don't exist). It is completely different to fight a war against "Islamist extremist" or such which can't be easily idenfitied and won't just give up and say "OK, we stop being extremists". Especially if you don't know which factions are on your side and which aren't. And even if one side would be destroyed there isn't the required bureaucracy to keep things working.

    A conflict like that could never be won through the force of arms.

  174. Re: we ALL pay of the pirates by An+anonymous+Frank · · Score: 1

    Same thing happens with retail theft.

  175. Wait... RPG? As alimony?! by GlowinOrb · · Score: 1

    "I am waiting for my share after I contributed a rocket-propelled grenade for the operation,' she said, adding that she got the weapon from her ex-husband in alimony." Forget about the pirates, where the hell does one get a RPG as part of a divorce settlement. If you're dividing the family arsenal of military grade weaponry during the divorce, investing in a pirate cartel probably seems down right normal.

  176. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Jefferson sent in the USS Enterprise, Constellation, Constitution, Intrepid and other ships to deal with piracy back in the 1800's. Too bad they didn't have phasers back then.

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  177. Somali Submarines coming soon... by canadian_in_beijing · · Score: 1

    Stock exchange... more like a barter economy that has existed for centuries. I'll trade you 10 chickens for 1 cow on a larger scale.

    What's worrying is that they are currently running around in 'fishing boats', but with the type of profits they are making soon it might be something far more lethal.

    Possibly in 5 years new headline 'Somali Pirate Submarine threatens to sink all vessels in the straight unless all international cargo companies pay $5 million each'.

    There has to be a tipping point where the international community shuts these guys down. Hopefully before they purchase missiles and other advanced military weapons.

    With the advanced tracking and radar technology out there can't the US or anyone track the pirates and know what they're doing? Can't be that hard to knock them off.

  178. Wow, just wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is pretty wrong, while it may have been 'impolite' to bring the ignorance of a jewish concentration camp survivor to light publicly. I certainly agree with your point, making sure it never happens again without pointing out that it IS happening currently is pretty wrongheaded.

    I say kudos to you, and hopefully you brought to light something that this person was unaware of that they will use in future presentations. Sadly I doubt that they will bother as it is not 'their' people being persecuted.

  179. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The act of providing property rights removes that property from the public as a whole. Who or what gives you that right by virtue of having more money or have gotten there first?

    All rights require people to be restricted - you're just happy to deal with some of the restrictions over others.

  180. If you were a sea captain in these waters... by thelonious · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't you want to arm yourself? Maybe even hire a few guns for the ride? Maybe even get the crew some target practice? Don't captains have some say in protecting their crew/cargo?

  181. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by WrongMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But that's necessary even if you defend only property rights. Even a libertarian government would still have police to defend the property rights and courts to settle disputes which mean they would have to tax which means they would have to take money by threat of violence and imprisonment. You're not avoiding the dilemma, you're just prioritizing the "rights" that are important to you over the rights that are important to people less fortunate than you.

  182. Merchants pay better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They go after the fishing ships on principle, the merchant ships to be profitable.

  183. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
    That's true, but we are now leaving the area of "defence against pirates" and entering instead "being pirates" territory. The topic I think was more about using market forces to eliminate pirates, not so much about creating better more efficient pirates.

    I do admit: that transition is not without precedent ...

  184. Haradheere? by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

    I suspect that the name of this town might be changed on the maps to "Bombheere", as soon as the pirates sufficiently annoy any of the nations with a military presence in the area.

     

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  185. In the words of Eddie Izzard... by prezpwns · · Score: 1

    To me it seems as though the world looks at criminals in a peculiar way - "You kill one person, they give you X years in prison. Two or more, they look at you through a tiny window through a door. Someone's killed 100,000 people? We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym. Your diary must look odd: 'Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death – lunch – death, death, death – afternoon tea – death, death, death – quick shower ' " To what extent do we allow these 'pirates' to organize and become stronger??

  186. screw college by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well screw college I'm gonna be a pirate!

  187. Pirate Corporations by grep_rocks · · Score: 1

    Well it is nice to see that there is a company that is openly a pirate corporation - this might be a new trend, windows could change its icon to the jolly roger

  188. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by rainmaestro · · Score: 1

    Blowing up your own tanker that cost hundreds of millions of dollars to build and carries another 100+ million in cargo is better than paying 2 million in ransom? Yeah, that'll teach them to screw with us. Now they have the crew and no prize. Guess what's getting ransomed now. And hey, then we can start dropping bombs, and instead of ransoming the crew, they'll just execute them instead.

    Use the stick too much, and the animal bites back.

    This is pennies on the dollar. To a business, this is no different than greasing the local zoning board before getting permits for a new building complex.

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  190. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a truly unregulated market the vessels losing millions of dollars would instead pay millions of dollars to have all of the pirates killed.

    Millions of dollars just doesn't kill that many people anymore. The Iraq war was billed as costing $6 billion, but it will be a trillion when we are done with it. And a lot of those combat troops are military--which means we get there services for a song because of patriotism and all that other good stuff. A fully privately financed army capable of pacifying Somalia would be measured in hundreds of billions, if not trillions, of dollars. It is cheaper to pay the ransom.

  191. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

    yeah but then you start talking about what property means and you end up in the weeds.

    If I park my car on the street in front of your house is it still mine? What if I park it in your driveway. What if I leave it there for a year and point my gun at the tow truck driver whenever he drives down the street?

    What if I have one car parked in your driveway leaking oil onto your yard for a year while I periodically siphon gas from your car while you're not looking and then get a new car and park it if front of my house? Is it conceivable that you have a right to the new car because my old car deprived you of the use and value of your property? If there's no state to enforce property rights can yo do it on your own?

  192. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

    You need some means of force of violence to protect even the most trivial property rights. Libertarianism is as undesirable as Somalia and everyone else just disagrees on the scope of government intervention.

  193. Re:It's no different from any other raiding cultur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Palestinians had/have a similar thing where people "invest" in digging tunnels to smuggle goods under the Egyptian border. Generally pretty profitable, though fairly financially risky, very similar to the early shipping pools. Unfortunately turns out some of them (not sure how many) were basically Ponzi schemes and when people went to withdraw some of their "profits" turned out it was all gone. I wouldn't be surprised if the same thing happens here - Somalia has even less effective government, and there'd be essentially no chance of getting prosecuted (though lynched, pretty good chance of getting lynched if you weren't quick on your feet).

  194. Coming soon to Facebook by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

    So basically, they've implemented a real life version of Zynga's Mob Wars / Gang Wars / Pirates game.

  195. Individual vs. institutional by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    So... talking about the horrors of the Holocaust is racist if you don't give equal time to every other ethnic slaughter? The lady was talking about what she knew firsthand.

    You need to learn the difference between individual and institutional racism. The fact that ethnic slaughters in Africa are not given proportionate time and attention is a manifestation of racism, because it's basically the effect of the fact that people keep minimizing of the importance of black victims.

    However, it's one of those forms of racism that you cannot easily pin into an individual person. Basically, it results from the pattern of behavior of the population as a whole, in a way that, most of the time, most of the people who contribute to it can disclaim responsibility for it. No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood. The lady was indeed talking about what she knew firsthand, but the victims of ethnic slaughters in Africa are not given that opportunity nearly as often, which an aspect of a real problem.

    GP's action was still a typical teenaged asshole move, though.

  196. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Kjella · · Score: 1

    The US has contributed a lot to the UN declaration to human rights (it was mainly written by US citizens) but hasn't actually ratified it. So those are rights of other people not US citizens. Some of these are implemented in state constitutions though.

    So human rights only exist in so far as they're recognized by the government? That should cut down on the world's human rights violations...

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  197. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by drsquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By that libertarian logic, there can be no property at all, as in involves the government forcibly stopping anyone else from using it. In fact, in a true libertarian society, no-one owns anything except what they create out of thin air.

    So a "right" to food means someone else has to grow it on their land and hand it over, either being paid with money that been taken from *other* productive members of the village or point blank stolen and handed over to the person asserting their "right".

    Who gave them that land in the first place? Government. Government gave you the land, and if that land bears fruit, they can tell you how it's going to be distributed. Don't like it? Make your own land.

  198. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    They did ask for $20 million. It was bargained downward significantly.

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  199. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by drsquare · · Score: 1

    I object to the fact that nearly half of this country pays no income tax while 5% of it pays half.

    The economic tyranny is that 5% of the country has half the wealth in the first place. Libertarians would have you believe that the people who own the means of production create all the wealth, when in reality they're just stealing it, and whine like stuck pigs when the rest of society makes them give back merely half of what they've taken out.

    Btw please don't talk about import tariffs as taking your labour. Protectionism like that is what allows so many Americans to make so much money. Those taxes are propping up your uncompetitive domestic businesses, allowing you to take even bigger slices of the pie you didn't bake.

  200. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Property rights are the core of all rights, without being "allowed" to own any singular item or piece of land how can one be at all free?

    Doesn't that mean that it is in the interests of those who own something to prevent anarchy? Because in complete anarchy, they own effectively nothing (except perhaps what they personally manage to prevent others from taking by use of force). Consequently a society in which ownership is possible, requires mechanisms to prevent it from slipping into anarchy. You might be able to prevent anarchy if you have a very harsh society in which those who are unable to fend for themselves, are kept under control by force until thier miserable lives end or you can try to have a not-so-harsh society, which provides everyone with the very basic necessities. Whilst you quite correctly note that if basic necesssities are a "right" for everyone, it requires taking resources from someone, you forget that the alternative is to be forced to use resources to keep those who have nothing, under control. I really don't know which alternative will cost less for those who have resources. However, if you compare western wealth with the eastern bloc, I compare wealth in anarchies in the world *cough*Somalia*cough* with western wealth.

  201. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by MacTenchi · · Score: 1

    For those interested, the Planet Money piece is here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=103657301

  202. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I did not clearly explain myself. (although im fairly certain I did...)

    The goal would be to kill them so that they could no long hold a quarter-billion dollars in goods ransom.

    Clearly the marginal cost of the ransom is lower than the potential risk of attempting to free the hostages violently.

    However take note that only ONE US flag ship has ever been boarded by Somali pirates (in the modern era). That is due in large part to the fact that the pirates who boarded that vessel where not paid, they were not arrested, they were all shot dead by the SEALS snipers.

    The British figured out how to deal with pirates a long long time ago. You kill them, it's really quote simple.

  203. Come on, nobody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody gets the Atlas Shrugged joke?

  204. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    No it's not. Even the most die-hard capital 'L' Libertarian would agree that the enforcement of property and human rights are a legitimate function of the state.

    There are many anarcho-capitalists among libertarians, and they do not believe that there are any legitimate reasons for state to exist at all (supposedly, private security forces will take care of enforcement of property rights). See Vernor Vinge etc

  205. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Given the track record of societies that don't recognise property rights but *do* recognise the "right" to strike, housing, healthcare and food *cough*Eastern Bloc*cough*

    No country of the Eastern Bloc had ever recognized the "right to strike" - supposedly, as all means of production were already in the hands of the proletariat, any strike was nothing more than a harmful economic diversion.

    there's an extremely strong historical argument for the basis of what the libertarians are saying.

    This implies that the only two legal points are "Eastern bloc" and "libertarian". It should be quite obvious from simply looking at the variety of economic systems and their implementations in countries today that there are many more options, and places like Scandinavia manage to recognize property rights and right to strike/housing/healthcare/food/... at the same time just fine.

  206. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by nhytefall · · Score: 1

    I agree, if one is discussing Industrial Capitalism. In merchant capitalism, though one does still technically own "the means of production", it is that means that is the crucial difference.

    As an example, Mr. X sees an opportunity to increase both his firewood and meat supply for the upcoming cold season. He owns the means of production (an axe), but not necessarily the prodution itself. He cuts down some trees with his means, and then trades some of the "production" (logs) for materials (meat). This is merchant capitalism.

    In Industrial capitalism, Mr. X would lend you his axe, you would cut down the trees, and, in return, you would get y% of the resulting logs. In this instance, Mr. X owns the means of production (axe); yet to make the "sale", he leverages your labor for a greater return on his axe investment.

    It's a subtle distinction, but important to the overall discussion of why privateering can be called capitalism... just maybe not in a form most are used to seeing.

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  208. Thank you! by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    Thank you, good sir! That made me smile, which was just what I needed :)

  209. Re:just bomb them by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    I assume sailors know the risk of being captured by pirates, and are briefed on company policy on ransom payments before they approach pirate infested waters.

    So, out of interest, would you tell the sailors beforehand that you will kill them if they get captured by pirates, or would you only hire crew who were willing to lay down their life for your future profitability or would you wait for crew who didn't ask what your policy is?

  210. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Deus Ex had an interesting side dialog between the protagonist (JC) and one of the AIs, Morpheus:

    JC: I don’t see anything amusing about spying on people.
    Morpheus: Human beings feel pleasure when they are watched. I have recorded their smiles as I tell them who they are.
    JC: Some people just don’t understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance.
    Morpheus: The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.
    JC: Electronic surveillance hardly inspires reverence. Perhaps fear and obedience, but not reverence.
    Morpheus: God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgement, and punishment. Other sentiments toward them were secondary.
    JC: No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera.
    Morpheus: The human organism always worships. First it was the gods, then it was fame (the observation and judgement of others), next it will be the self-aware systems you have built to realize truly omnipresent observation and judgement.
    JC: You underestimate humankind’s love of freedom.
    Morpheus: The individual desires judgement. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.

    And then a remark of the same AI:

    God was a dream of good government.

    The latter is an interesting idea, and I think that perhaps it cuts both ways (i.e. government is a dream of a "better God").

  211. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    They capture them now when they can. Most of the navies involved in the area attempt to deter the pirates rather than open fire on them. Even when shots are fired, they're warning shots, and they are frequently not followed up with anything more.

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  212. Re:What does this have to do w. political correctn by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
    To indiscriminately bomb towns where pirates are based?

    WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?!? wtf dude. What are you thinking? I was thinking of the pirates in the Caribbean myself. Her Majesty could send all the ships in the world to patrol and it wouldn't matter, but finding the hidden pirate havens and destroying them always worked. Learn from history, my bafflingly murderously-minded friend.

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  213. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    There are a huge number of ships doing anti-piracy off the Horn of Africa now. Even the Chinese are getting into the act. Part of it is "these guys need training, and they'd just be cruising around somewhere anyway" and part of it is the actual anti-piracy patrol. Evidently you live in a world where articles like this don't exist.

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  214. Out of town on a rail by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    I have her payoff. Ride her out of town on a rail, then hang her. Hang her high. Then go after the pirates for a few dollars more. Same thing, rail then hang them. Take pictures. Post them on facebook - the good (Victims), the bad (Pirates) and the ugly (Politicians that do nothing, "Oh, don't kill them").

  215. look at the prob by ticktickboom · · Score: 0

    it is simply not 'there are pirates, and we all pay them off'. maybe we should ask, WHY there are doing what they do? why is the country so desolate? it wouldn't be from the mega corps going t here, paying little of nothing for every last piece of resource, then leaving. no, it couldn't be there, pirates are bad....

  216. Not Quite by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    Sun Tzu says that it is a military axiom not to advance uphill against the enemy, nor to oppose him when he comes downhill. Fighting from an open 30' boat on open ocean against a freighter 100' off the water strikes me as an uphill advance if there ever was one. All other things being equal, I'd say the odds were against the pirates. So far, the pirates have succeeded because there has been no resistance. The result is that there are now 15 ships being held and huge paydays encouraging more piracy. If pirates murder the British couple as they have threatened (assuming they have not already), there is no more reason to surrender without resistance.

    Just like 9/11 changed the rules of dealing with aircraft hijackers, the situation will not be sustainable in the long term.

  217. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by nsteinme · · Score: 1

    I have no idea why you got modded up and GP down. He was obviously referring only to Somalia with his remark about laissez faire capitalism. There are FAIAP /no/ laws there.

    I am also confused by your last sentence, which seems to imply that the UN has direct influence on Somalian law and/or government.

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  218. Re:Behold, a free market evangelists dream takes f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFAIK, strike has never been a right in communist regimes, if that's what your meaning is. More of the opposite:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_action#In_the_People.27s_Republic_of_China_and_the_Former_Soviet_Union

    The right to strike is a basic democratic right; denying it is a clear symptom of a lack of democracy, that happens in all kinds of dictatorship. It has had a main role in the fight for democracy in a lot of places, as a way to avoid tyrannical governments or powerful people's abuses. Much better, and much more civilized way to fight for your rights than resorting to guns and direct violence.

    Of course, it's sometimes abused, and used to do very nasty things, but that's an entirely different story...