I think George Carlin said it best. Americans are full of shit. Americans like their bullshit upclose where they can get a good strong whiff of it. This is why they elected and re-elected Bill Clinton. --
not to say that I agree with the feds, but I believe it is true that convicted felons do not have the same civil and legal rights as the rest of us. I believe their set of "rights" is limited.
I know that convicts are no longer allowed to have any type of firearm in posession.
These new keyboards not only have the extra aol keys, but will have a small LCD panel that will give you all those nice AOL ads. Sure you can cover up the LCD panel but they keyboard has a "LCD Panel being covered" sensor which will make the keyboard driver post the ads on your screen. Any attempt to use your old keyboard will result in the destruction of your computer. --
Sadly, this is what happens when people drink and drive. Why is there a 'legal' limit? Isn't it still possible for someone to do this same thing after drinking part of a beer or something and be just under the legal limit? Personally, those legal limits should be 0.0. But then again, in Jason's case, I don't believe it would have helped. Or could it? Could the drunk have been pulled over before this happened and was just under?
I'm glad my dad quit drinking 5 years ago. I wouldn't want even my enemies to go through the hell that I went through during his quitting process.
The retarded tech support staff of AOL can barely handle windows issues. I'd like to know how they would explain to my grandma how to set up a modem and PPP under linux.
If microsoft was to make a linux port of any of their products, it would mean admitting that there is a linux market that they can make money off, and that they do not dominate the operating system market - at least to themselves and their supportors.
Oh no, they'll just do this to say "See Judge? We don't have the only operating system available!" --
Now, if you're roaming down the isle and want turbolinux, you see the turbo linux box marked for 29.99 and this nic marked for 15.00 that happens to have turbo linux. So you just buy this copy of turbolinux and get a free nic! --
Remember MAME being ported to the Kodak digital camera? Just think, Linux on your cell phone! If it takes a really stupid idea to get the phone makers to put some decent CPU power into a cell phone, then so be it. Who cares what software they load into it. Nuke it. Linux it. Be happy. Laugh at corporate droids
If we do this, we can port xmms to it and hope they put enough memory in the thing to play a few hours of mp3's while we aren't talking on the phone.
Imagine, if you will, as you drive past a grocery store, you recieve an instant e-coupon for $1.25 off a 6 pack of bud. Upon recieving this little blipvert, you go into the store to pickup your 6 pack. Happy that you've saved 1.25 on the price, you open a can as you drive and phone a friend to tell him about this wonderfull deal.
Don't forget, they'll also contact the police and tell them you're drinking and driving. More tickets! --
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I think George Carlin said it best. Americans are full of shit. Americans like their bullshit upclose where they can get a good strong whiff of it. This is why they elected and re-elected Bill Clinton.
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They might be getting it from sales. Tried to ftp into ftp.redhat.com Guess what, no. What happened?!
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I know that convicts are no longer allowed to have any type of firearm in posession.
I guess that would include firecrackers too
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all my computers' nics have the same hwaddr as their IP address (private ip)
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Wow, rappers going after napsters
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These new keyboards not only have the extra aol keys, but will have a small LCD panel that will give you all those nice AOL ads. Sure you can cover up the LCD panel but they keyboard has a "LCD Panel being covered" sensor which will make the keyboard driver post the ads on your screen. Any attempt to use your old keyboard will result in the destruction of your computer.
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Sadly, this is what happens when people drink and drive. Why is there a 'legal' limit? Isn't it still possible for someone to do this same thing after drinking part of a beer or something and be just under the legal limit? Personally, those legal limits should be 0.0. But then again, in Jason's case, I don't believe it would have helped. Or could it? Could the drunk have been pulled over before this happened and was just under?
I'm glad my dad quit drinking 5 years ago. I wouldn't want even my enemies to go through the hell that I went through during his quitting process.
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Napster: Share the code, share the bloat
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Ever seen the police force try to stop a tank?
Cop: Look at that guy go.
By stander: Yea, but there went my car!
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After all, wasn't it USR that came up with the bright idea to make windoze only modems?
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Product pushers. Drug Pushers. What's the difference?
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Actually, M$ products have a very low (0) cost of ownership. M$ owns it, you just licence it. Big difference!
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Finnaly, someone knows what BSOD really stands for. (backwards) Denial-Of-Service rev B
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I thought OPL was yamaha's thing
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Now instead of cars having to stop for trains, we'll see airplanes having to stop for trains.
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Just make sure you don't have a winmodem!
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I hope it supports my trident cyber 9688 that's in my laptop
(no, i didn't read the article... Yet, no time =)
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Oh no, they'll just do this to say "See Judge? We don't have the only operating system available!"
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Great, that's all I need, a paperclip dancing around my screen.
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Now, if you're roaming down the isle and want turbolinux, you see the turbo linux box marked for 29.99 and this nic marked for 15.00 that happens to have turbo linux. So you just buy this copy of turbolinux and get a free nic!
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What 10/100 PCI and CardBus nics are tulip chips? I've been wanting to tryout tulip cards.
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MICROSOFT - How will you be legally screwed today?
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Does this effect current licences that people/companies have already agreed to?
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If we do this, we can port xmms to it and hope they put enough memory in the thing to play a few hours of mp3's while we aren't talking on the phone.
Who needs a seperate portable mp3 player now?
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Upon recieving this little blipvert, you go into the store to pickup your 6 pack. Happy that you've saved 1.25 on the price, you open a can as you drive and phone a friend to tell him about this wonderfull deal.
Don't forget, they'll also contact the police and tell them you're drinking and driving. More tickets!
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