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Microsoft On Linux: Forecast Or Fantasy?

FarHat wrote to us about an article currently running on CNN regarding the long-term prospects of Microsoft and Linux. One of the launch points is the persistent rumors of Microsoft porting Office to Linux, as well as Neal Stephenson's In the Beginning was the Command Line. Fun read, overall.

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  1. Microsoft learning?? by Trollberito · · Score: 1

    I guess maybe Microsoft is starting to learn that if they are going to continue to be succesful then they'd better start making ways for people who don't use Windows or Macintosh to use their other products.

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    1. Re:Microsoft learning?? by purefizz · · Score: 1

      Yeah right... I bet anti-trust cases, and bad publicity have nothing to do with it. They don't really want to work with competitors?!

      Visit uMoo - http://www.uMoo.com/ Betsy needs some company

    2. Re:Microsoft learning?? by CoolAss · · Score: 2

      You're kidding right?

      Linux users make up less than 3% of the home market, and less than 5% of the business market.

      That's less than Macs!!!

      MS doesn't need to, nor will they (I have a feeling) make products or port existing ones to Linux.

    3. Re:Microsoft learning?? by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with you - it's not a big market numbers-wise for MS, but you are missing one possible argument - it is a NON-SATURATED market. Existing PC and Mac users are harder to sell with, because the chances are they already have several MS products, and are less likely to want to upgrade. So a new market of 3-5% could be really quite profitable

    4. Re:Microsoft learning?? by flisakow · · Score: 1
      But doing the port protects MS from risk, and they don't have to release it just because they put some effort into doing a port.

      On a related note, it looks like FileMaker might be working on a Linux port, check out job listing (#2971), which states: Experience with Unix/Linux development is required...

    5. Re:Microsoft learning?? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      "Linux users make up less than 3% of the home market, and less than 5% of the business market."
      Now, do you remember what those percentages were a year ago? Do you remember why you even know of Linux?
    6. Re:Microsoft learning?? by Sc00ter · · Score: 1

      Why not? They already ported IE5 to Solaris, it's easy enough to get that to work on Linux, and I for one would love IE5 for linux, with Netscape crashing and being the slow bitch that it is.

    7. Re:Microsoft learning?? by jejones · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. That would require a fundamental change in the way Microsoft leadership thinks: for them, it's not enough to win; everyone else must be destroyed.

    8. Re:Microsoft learning?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC it is a crappy port of IE4 running some kludgey windows services libraries. It has been abandoned at version 4.

    9. Re:Microsoft learning?? by bonehead · · Score: 1

      Another important point to consider is WHY Linux has such a small market share on the desktop right now. While there are certainly many factors involved, one of the largest has to be Microsoft Office.

      I know that I, for one, would be able to move my entire company to Linux once and for all if Microsoft released a Linux port of Office. I know it's heresy to even mention running a Microsoft product on Linux, but the way I look at it is: Right now I have to run Windows and Office, if I can get rid of Windows and just be stuck with Office, then I'm definitely moving in the right direction.

      Yes, I know there are some good alternatives to Office out there, but the reasons for having to stick with Office are as much political as they are technical. Also, there doesn't seem to be a good alternative for dealing with Access databases under Linux, a large number of which I'm unfortunately stuck with.

      So, not only are you right when you say MS doesn't need to port products to Linux, MS needs very, very badly NOT to port products to Linux.

      One of the biggest things holding Linux back in the desktop arena is a good Office suite. It would be just plain dumb for Microsoft to step in and fill that niche for us.

    10. Re:Microsoft learning?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But, the numerous handheld and "webpad" style devices coming to market are an interesting target. I wouldn't be at all surprised to seem them come out with "Office Lite" for Linux and other platforms, positioned as their tiny-versions for CE devices, and held in reserve as "inferior" but compatible software.

      Yes, Microsoft has CE for now, but it's widely mocked (that's a fact whether or not you like it) and Microsoft might not want to keep up with endless OS and hardware changes if it comes down to holding on to its main products. Microsoft could own the handheld just as well with its secret document formats as with an OS, and the application might be more valuable.

      Get everyone using it on their Webpad, their Psion organizer, whatever else, perhaps in a portable but slow Java version, and make everyone need a full IntelDoze desktop system to sync it to, with Mac as a distant second. That doesn't sound too bad for me--skim licencing money off all those different hardware and OS vendors while not lifting a finger in the hardware and OS design departments.

    11. Re:Microsoft learning?? by killbill! · · Score: 1

      No I think it's just the old "hug to better smother" trick... Imagine what would happen if Crimo$oft ever decided to release a Linux ditro Their marketing machine would be able to convince Mr-John-Doe-behind-his-desktop that THEIR Linux be THE ONLY REAL Linux, and then it would be over for us because it would be the end of the openness of the OS They can do it. Will they? I Hope not

    12. Re:Microsoft learning?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Most desktop Linux users I know don't generally buy software, especially things in the Office price range. They also tend to complain about things that aren't free and open-source, so I'm not sure the Linux desktop is such an attractive market.

      Another problem is that Linux hasn't got a standard GUI (yet?), and the various GUIs that are available aren't in the same class as the Windows or Mac GUIs. At the basic level, my experience with them has been that they're slow and buggy. They do tend to be very customisable, but this is often a headache for applications developers and non-technical users. As the Mac proved, standardisation in GUI behaviour is the foundation of ease-of-use.

    13. Re:Microsoft learning?? by MasterC · · Score: 1

      Who says they won't make their own windowmanager to go with it???

      After all, they do make a GUI themselves.

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    14. Re:Microsoft learning?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's much more than a window manager. First of all, X is a client/server protocol, and is slow (vis-á-vis Windows). XFree86 isn't exactly a pillar of stability either (especially if you've got a modern video card), and when it goes down, your entire session goes down with it (the fact that the underlying OS is still running is small comfort).

      Secondly, there's the widget set. X applications are linked to all sorts of random widget sets, so you don't have a consistent UI. Windows and the Mac have inbuilt widgets, so applications generally use them, and are generally consistent. Microsoft could make its apps consistent, but that wouldn't help with the rest of the GUI crap out there (Athena, its derivatives, Motif, KDE, Gnome, etc.), so the overall user experience would still be dismal.

      Finally, Win32 is much more that just a GUI. Microsoft would have to implement a Windows layer on top of Linux, as with the UNIX port of IE. If a Windows layer was ported to Linux, I think users would quickly discover that Linux isn't as good a microkernel as NT. Of course, it wasn't designed as microkernel, so that's hardly surprising.

    15. Re:Microsoft learning?? by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      I find XFree86 stable enough - sure it locks up occasionally, but in general it is more stable than similarly configured Windows products. The fact that when X goes down I can restart it without rebooting IS a sizeable comfort - it makes it much quicker to recover for a start. It also means that other stuff I might have running in a console session isn't disturbed. Or if I am running a GUI tool on my mail server, it means it doesn't disturb people picking up e-mail.

      The widget set comment is fair comment - it's something that needs sorting out, although that being said Windows apps are not automatiaclly consistent - view the differences between old Borland apps and Microsofts.

      Finally, Win32 is not much more than a GUI and kernel, I think you are confusing Microsoft's insistence on programming using their MFC libraries with the fundamental OS. It is very quick and easy to write Windows programs that talk direct to the API (I do, I hate MFC). If people did this, then it would be a matter of either replacing or converting these calls to X equivalents. Still difficult, but much easier than implementing MFC etc.

      I don't think I would describe NT as a microkernel, it's not very modular (hence the need to restart it if you change TCP/IP settings).

    16. Re:Microsoft learning?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I find XFree86 stable enough - sure it locks up occasionally, but in general it is more stable than similarly configured Windows products.

      I've run into a higher frequency of XFree86 crashes than NT crashes.

      The fact that when X goes down I can restart it without rebooting IS a sizeable comfort - it makes it much quicker to recover for a start. It also means that other stuff I might have running in a console session isn't disturbed. Or if I am running a GUI tool on my mail server, it means it doesn't disturb people picking up e-mail.

      I agree, it is useful if you use virtual-terminal shells, consciously run daemons, etc., though I wouldn't run XFree86 on a server. At any rate, most desktop users don't intentionally run anything outside the GUI (and often panic at the sight of a command prompt), so, to them, an XFree86 crash is for all practical purposes a system crash.

      The widget set comment is fair comment - it's something that needs sorting out, although that being said Windows apps are not automatiaclly consistent - view the differences between old Borland apps and Microsofts.

      Yes, but at the basic level, these things still used many standard widgets, and custom widget libraries have largely fallen into disuse, replaced by libraries (e.g. MFC) that simply repackage Win32 native widgets.

      Finally, Win32 is not much more than a GUI and kernel, I think you are confusing Microsoft's insistence on programming using their MFC libraries with the fundamental OS. It is very quick and easy to write Windows programs that talk direct to the API (I do, I hate MFC). If people did this, then it would be a matter of either replacing or converting these calls to X equivalents. Still difficult, but much easier than implementing MFC etc.

      My comment was actually that Win32 is much more than a GUI, which it is. The point here is that Win32 defines a complete kernel interface, which is much richer than than, and very different from, a basic POSIX system. Beyond the kernel stuff, Win32 includes the window manager + widget set (USER) and the graphics server (GDI). This is the equivalent of UNIX/Linux (kernel), XFree86 (graphics server) and Motif (window manager and widget libraries) all in one, and that doesn't even include the unique kernel-level features of Win32, or the essential user-land stuff Office relies on (e.g. COM).

      I don't think I would describe NT as a microkernel, it's not very modular (hence the need to restart it if you change TCP/IP settings).

      A microkernel is an architectural design, and has nothing to do with being able to change TCP/IP settings dynamically (which you can do in Windows 2000). The NT kernel, like Mach, was designed specifically to run OS emulation layers (called subsystems in NT, and servers in Mach). These emulation layers, more than one of which may run concurrently, actually provide the system-call interfaces to user applications.

      UNIX and Linux, in contrast, are monolithic kernels designed to provide a single system-call interface to user applications. At a fundamental level, they lack the architectural features necessary to support high-performance emulation of diverse OS environments. That's what microkernels are for.

    17. Re:Microsoft learning?? by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      I've run into a higher frequency of XFree86 crashes than NT crashes.

      I would say on average XFree86 locks up every other month or so on my PC, in comparison a freshly installed NT I have has locked up twice in a week so far.

      I don't run XFree on my mail server, and thats another point - at least with Linux I have a choice not to - I have had my NT server at work lock up in user32.dll - effectively preventing any appliactions being started (user domain manager, task manager, etc). On logging out to see if that would clear it, I couldn't log back in (without user32.dll running). I think I have traced the fault to the UPS monitoring software - but the result was a mess. I would say I get at least one blue screen every two months with NT on the server. The linux server has died once in six months unexplainedly.

      A microkernel is an architectural design, and has nothing to do with being able to change TCP/IP settings dynamically (which you can do in Windows 2000). The NT kernel, like Mach, was designed specifically to run OS emulation layers (called subsystems in NT, and servers in Mach). These emulation layers, more than one of which may run concurrently, actually provide the system-call interfaces to user applications.

      I will have to accept your description here! I was under the impression that part of being a microkernel meant that services were modular and therefore should be able to load an unload cleanly, which NT 4 should be able to do, but seems to choose not to. I was also always told a monolithic system had the services compiled in, and therefore Linux doesn't match that description any more with it's use of modules.

  2. Pehaps a NINJA should be consulted on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure many NINJA are dying to put their forks down, step away from their pancakes and share their NINJA feelings on this topic. Any takers?

  3. Why not? by womprat · · Score: 1

    Why not? They already have plenty of stuff for macs so why not Linux? of course most of the people that use linux despise M$ so I doubt that it would sell very well, but you never know.

    1. Re:Why not? by kapow · · Score: 1

      sure, most people who do use linux have a beef against MS. The corporate world is still pretty much owned by MS-everything for standard workstations among employees.

      If MS does go forward with a port, it will be based on the potential demand from the business world -- not the home-brewed linux folk... if a work is in progress, we won't see it until this demand is high enough.

    2. Re:Why not? by derk · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I use both MS stuff and linux, for very practical reasons. Even if I don't like the MS OS-es, and I don't like their strategies, I find Word and Excel very useful, and will happily use them if released under Linux.

      Now, if I could have exactly the same functionality WITHOUT Microsoft products, fine... But until then...

    3. Re:Why not? by jejones · · Score: 1

      Making their products available for Linux would "legitimize" Linux in the minds of the sheep, and raise the possibility of not using Windows--and that, above all, is what Microsoft will not tolerate.

    4. Re:Why not? by Ricofencer · · Score: 1

      And Microsoft could make money from selling the Linux version to the user for home use and the Windows version for at the office.

      Maybe there is something to this...

    5. Re:Why not? by Yakko · · Score: 1
      Now, if I could have exactly the same functionality WITHOUT Microsoft products, fine...

      Star Office!

      . . .

      Hrrm... with it doing things on me like disregarding margins in saved docs and other rendering nonsense, I can see where you're coming from, actually.

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    6. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current version of StarOffice manages to adequately deal with simpler Excel spreadsheets that SmartSuite 97 barfs on and Applix 4.4.1 mangles. I think it has considerable potential to 'cut off Microsofts air supply'.

    7. Re:Why not? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Staroffice < M$ orifice for the same reason that The Gimp < Adobe Photoshop -- The interface. Staroffice also is missing some of the interoperability stuff that's in Office, though how much of that is due to the Win API I couldn't tell you.

      Meanwhile, Photoshop has more features AND a better interface when compared to the gimp. Yes, script-fu is cool, but the tools don't match up.

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    8. Re:Why not? by mcsun · · Score: 1

      > They already have plenty of stuff for macs so why not Linux?
      Excuse me for being rude, but that doesn't make much sense, does it? Mac isn't a platform that runs windows. Linux however, IS an os that runs on the same machines as windows does.
      Microsoft has made software for the mac since 1984. They've never been concurrents. How can a car manufacturer and a gasoline station be concurrents? If Apple was a car manufacturer and Microsoft was a gasoline station, Linux would be another gasoline station. Which doesn't change anything to Apple's situation.
      That's how I see it.

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    9. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who thinks that this article was posted by av ery ignorant soul?

  4. MS office is just what I need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to make my linux box run twice as slow like my windows box. I can use vi/emacs to do text processing...there are other apps that I would care about if they were being ported to Linux...

    1. Re:MS office is just what I need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot - News for Nerds. Yes, someone who use vi for text-processing is INDEED a nerd. Tips: use ed for html editing, and use a magnet over your floppies to write sourcecode. Linux NEED convenient and modern desktop applications, and lots of office-suites are arriving or already here: KOffice, Gnome Workshop, Applixware, StarOffice, etc... Corel-Inprise-Borland and IBM/Lotus are porting their softs to Linux, some of them will even be GPLed. All that makes Linux an excellent alternative to Windows or MacOS, and the need for Windows will fade. We will see a computer-world where MS-softs will be the poor losers used by noone. If MS is aware of that, they will try to port their softs to Linux in order to have a room in the area. Remember that MS-Office is far more expensive than MS-Windows, so if they sell fewer Windows but more Offices this will benefits them.

    2. Re:MS office is just what I need... by chrischow · · Score: 1
      Tips: use ed for html editing, and use a magnet over your floppies to write sourcecode.

      doesn't everybody?

    3. Re:MS office is just what I need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Linux NEED convenient and modern desktop applications First of all, it needs a much faster GUI than today's XFree86. X applications will be slower than their Win concurrents while everything is X is passed through the sockets (and not shared memory). > Corel-Inprise-Borland ... are porting their softs to Linux... It's horrible: they force the Wine development to simply run their Win32 programs under an emulator.

  5. good for us students by bigjoeRPI · · Score: 2

    It's nice as a student because I like linux for programming etc, but am make presentations / excel type stuff in Office - It's just easier to integrate with what professors etc. use.. Also, besides using html, powerpoint is available in all the rooms with projection systems.. I know that i can Export etc, but still need office to test, tweak etc.. just my thoughts

    1. Re:good for us students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I'm telling my friends for 2 years. It's the only reason why I don't run Linux on my PC.

    2. Re:good for us students by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 1

      I tend not to use these types of programs too much, mostly to read the inevitable word, excel and pp documents that arrive on my desk as attachments. For that I use StarOffice. Works like a charm. The only time I boot back to Windoze these days is to work on Windoze programs. Inevitably I'll find a way around that too (the Borland/Corel deal comes to mind).

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    3. Re:good for us students by slim · · Score: 2

      That depends where you study. Where I studied, a large number of the CS staff were harcore Mac users (we did some vile coursework where we had to write Hypercard stacks which illustrated floating point arithmetic. Our AI tutor wrote a LISP interpreter for teaching [QALisp] in QuickApp).

      Yet another professor, quite rightly favoured LaTeX for his slides and handouts, since there was a lot of algebra in there.

      Most of the "proper" programming was done on Suns -- and the PCs were useful when you couldn't find a console or a VT220 to get your work done on.

      Moral: don't assume that everywhere is like your place. There are a good number of sites where MS Office is *not* the defacto standard.
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    4. Re:good for us students by Alorelith · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered just using HTML documents(web pages) for slide shows? It's easier to link things and you don't have to worry about only travelling in one set direction; if someone asks a question and the answer is on page 1 and you are on page 17, why not just have a link that leads to every page? That way you don't have to flip 16 pages back. Just an example, I usually find that HTML works better for slide shows than Powerpoint apps.

    5. Re:good for us students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a project that is making translation software for linux to import and export MS Office documents into Linux applications. You can see their work at their web site: Yboocs Inc.

    6. Re:good for us students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why couldn't you make a live filesystem CD and put the OS and applications of your choice on it?

    7. Re:good for us students by BorgDrone · · Score: 1

      Staroffice can export a presentation to HTML
      I don't know if Powerpoint can.
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  6. A port of office would help linux a lot by Vanden · · Score: 1

    Where I work, and at a number of other places, I've noticed that most people aren't so much dependent upon windows as they are on office. If MS ported office to linux, people would be able to smoothly make the transition to linux without having to lose all of the files they've made with MS office on windows. They also would not have to spend a lot of time learning a new office suite. I personally like the other office suites out there right now for linux, but I think this would help bring the average joe over more quickly.

    1. Re:A port of office would help linux a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and I suppose you're gonne be the first one to buy it? Sigh. If M$ ports Office to Linux it will either be a piece of crap or it will be the first Linux virus ever created. It will probably be named Visual Bastard.

  7. dispelling myths about Linux. by Shoeboy · · Score: 5

    Myth: If I use Linux and encourage others to use it, I'm not hurting anyone.

    Fact: Employees of microsoft depend on the sale of Windows to support their families. By not buying Windows you will force them to starve on the street with their families. You can help prevent this by spending your rent and food budget on Microsft products.

    Myth: Using Linux will make me a super stud.

    Fact: Linux causes severe erectile disfunction. In a recent study, 47 impotent men were given computers running Linux. All 47 reported an inability to maintain an erection after using Linux for several days.

    Myth: Using Unix-like OS's will help me grow a thick bushy beard.

    Fact: Almost 7% of professional Unix admins do not have thick bushy beards.

    I hope this clears things up for y'all.
    Thanks,
    --Shoeboy
    (full disclosure: I am a Microsoft employee.)

    1. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by KnightStalker · · Score: 4

      Fact: Almost 7% of professional Unix admins do not have thick bushy beards.

      Is that because 7% of professional Unix admins are women? :-)

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    2. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reality check:
      - Not programming for Microsoft
      - Not impotent
      - Have a thick bushy beard
      - Love Linux

      I wonder if there's a connection?

      Funny post, BTW... :)

    3. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by Ater · · Score: 1

      Actually I wouldnt be surprised if a fair share of female professional Unix admins had thick bushy beards too... too busy sys admining to shave, ya know? :)

    4. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Employees of microsoft depend on the sale of Windows to support their families.

      That makes sense. Many (dare I say most) Linux kernel hackers do their work for free, so not buying Linux isn't hurting them, right? ;-)

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    5. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by N8F8 · · Score: 1

      No, 10% of professional Unix admins are women.

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    6. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fact: Employees of microsoft depend on the sale of Windows to support their families. By not buying Windows you will force them to starve on the street with their families. You can help prevent this by spending your rent and food budget on Microsft products.


      If they aren't capable of useful work, why should I pay them?

      Fact: Linux causes severe erectile disfunction. In a recent study, 47 impotent men were given computers running Linux. All 47 reported an inability to maintain an erection after using Linux for several days.


      You are confusing two different conditions. True, Linux users aren't continuously aroused while using their computers. However, that is because Linux is stable enough to be useful for purposes other than surfing the web for porn.

      Fact: Almost 7% of professional Unix admins do not have thick bushy beards.


      In this particular case, you have gotten your facts right. As another person pointed out earlier, that is because even Linux does not help women grow bushy beards.
    7. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by Frac · · Score: 2
      Is that because 7% of professional Unix admins are women? :-)

      No, because I'm not sure if the two 7% groups actually overlap ;-)

    8. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by luckykaa · · Score: 1

      But if 10% of Unix admns are women, and 93% od NT admins have thick bushy beards, then that means at minimum, 30% of Female Unix admins have thich bushy beards.

    9. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by Shoeboy · · Score: 3

      even Linux does not help women grow bushy beards
      I understand that Alan Cox has a patch for that, but Linus won't allow it into the main tree for reasons of aesthetics.
      --Shoeboy

    10. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (full disclosure: I am a Microsoft employee.) You poor bastard. I feel sorry for you. Moderators: read the moderation FAQ before moderating! [You Malda-sucking whores!]

    11. Re:dispelling myths about Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly nerds, you're holding your women upside down! Those ain't beards.

  8. most likely by Zen · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that in the end M$ will port msoffice to Linux. Office is their big cash cow, making more than everything else, and they are bound to realize that as long as they can sell copies, the bottom line doesn't care if they wrote the OS or not. Right now it's a mostly political thing, but as they start to open up their possibilities, they'll move into software areas that they aren't in right now (hard as that may be to believe) and start looking at the bottom line again.

  9. What about Star Office ? by rueben · · Score: 1
    Don't many users of Linux use Star Office ?
    Wouldn't Linux users be more likely to use an application that is Free and easy to use ?

    Besides, does M$ have the patience or the know how to create the different distros of office, or are they going to distribute the source code out for the applications ?

    (Of course it would be fun to have the source code.....)
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    1. Re:What about Star Office ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got a good point there - without source they'll have huge trouble trying to distribute the thing

    2. Re:What about Star Office ? by Niflar · · Score: 1

      Good point. Star Office is a great app. Unfortunately is it awfull slow on my low-end computer (as compared to ms-office 95)

      > Besides, does M$ have the patience or the know how to create the different distros of office,
      > or are they going to distribute the source code out for the applications ?

      Most likely will MS distribute it through their normal channels, and not through "our" distros.

  10. MS Office 2000 modifies NT OS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4
    We install Linux systems in an attempt to wean clients from NT. It's usually quite easy, unless they're addicted to Exchange.

    We recently had several clients start running Office 2000, and were amazed to note that it added several Unix-like features to the *OS*, mostly as services on known ports - like Quote of the day!

    One theory is that these may form the beginnings of Microsoft's "3 great new anti-piracy features" licensing engine. We see these posters in Europe, and find them odd... anti-piracy isn't usually a marketing angle that works. But the posters are everywhere in the airports.

    Anybody monitored traffic from a NT workstation or 98 box with Office 2000 on it? We dissuade clients from "sharing" software, but I'd love to know what our pals in Redmond are doing. I think they'll have a hard time convincing the judge that the Apps are part of the OS, yet it seems that Office is about to start integrating completely.

    1. Re:MS Office 2000 modifies NT OS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      QOTD has been around for ages. Just go into NT4's network settings and add "simple TCP/IP services" then you can telnet into the QOTD port to get some wisdom. IIRC, it also worked under 3.51

      Unfortunately it always shows the same sequence of quotes, and doesn't record where you left off. So if you are one of those people who needs to reboot every so often, you get stuck with the same quotes again.

    2. Re:MS Office 2000 modifies NT OS. by zaytar · · Score: 1

      >We recently had several clients start running >Office 2000, and were amazed to note that it >added several Unix-like features to the *OS*, >mostly as services on known ports - like Quote of >the day! QOTD is part of the Simple TCP/IP service - located on your NT CD and available as an option for install since NT 3.5 or maybe earlier. It adds some other functionality - like the time/date port (port 13).

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    3. Re:MS Office 2000 modifies NT OS. by dsplat · · Score: 1
      I think they'll have a hard time convincing the judge that the Apps are part of the OS, yet it seems that Office is about to start integrating completely.


      You aren't the only person thinking that. This article touches on it, but leaves a great deal open to speculation.
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    4. Re:MS Office 2000 modifies NT OS. by jon_c · · Score: 1

      it seems to me Microsoft may very well soon try to infect linux much how is has with Java.

      they could as the artical suggested come out with a very clean user friendly distro and port Office to that. i would guess this port would have some VERY Microsoft(tm) only features.

      then they could get people NEEDING microsoft/Linux and start manipulating to there control. for instance RedHat is quite a big player right now. many people make .rpm's. this is a bitch for me as i run FreeBSD and debian. not impossible. but a bitch.

      you get my mom workin with this super easy linux microsoft put out and she won't want to fuck with it, she doesn't care.

      now mind you, i don't think it'll happen. but i wouldn't at all be suprised to know that the big cheases at microsoft arn't thinking about it.

      i can't say anything, but i have a strong feeling that microsoft will be playing around with some small opensource deals VERY soon.

      -Jon

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    5. Re:MS Office 2000 modifies NT OS. by jesser · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately it always shows the same sequence of quotes, and doesn't record where you left off.

      That's a good thing. You wouldn't want your operating system to come with a service that gives away the state of your random number generator, would you?

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  11. Re:NATALIE PORTMAN by rueben · · Score: 0
    Can we moderate this down ?
    I thought that only Trolls and ACs did crap like this.

    I guess I am wrong..again.
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  12. FIRST BOVINE POST by Moo+Fuckaz · · Score: 0

    WOOO FUCKING HOOO

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  13. Re:NATALIE PORTMAN by dyskordus · · Score: 0

    Please remove the above.

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  14. FIRST PRESIDENTIAL POST by .Bill.Clinton. · · Score: 0

    YEE FUCKING HAA YOU POOR REPUBLICAN BASTARDS!!!

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  15. HACKERS, MEDIA HYPE, AND DISINFORMATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from: http://cryptome.org/madsen-hmhd.htm

    WAYNE MADSEN

    For what it is worth, I am a 20-year veteran of the computer security community. I have served in the Navy, National Security Agency, State Department, Computer Sciences Corporation, RCA, and have consulted on computer security with the National Institute of Standards and Technology, international banks, telecom companies and even firms that manufacture candy.

    While working for the FBI and Naval Investigative Service, I put one US Navy official in Federal prison for espionage and other crimes, and I was involved in U.S. counter-terrorism work in Greece and the Philippines. I think I know how the "spook" community operates and, more importantly, how it thinks.

    The hype associated with the recent Internet flooding is outrageous and serves the agendas of the military and intelligence communities regarding new vistas for bloated Pentagon and espionage budgets.

    On 17 February, National Public Radio's Diane Rehm Show had a round table discussion featuring James Adams, a former London Sunday Times reporter in Washington who is now a drum beater for information warfare, and Jeffrey Hunker, the former head of the White House Critical Infrastructure Assurance Office. Adams suggested that for critical infrastructure protection certain civil liberties must be forfeited. He also stated that Internet transactions should not be afforded the same degree of privacy as the U.S. mail.

    Hunker was uncomfortable that some people think that scare mongering has been at the center of the recent packet flooding of the Internet. Adams supported the CIA's creation of IN-Q-IT, a CIA Trojan Horse in the Silicon Valley. According to Adams, Science Applications International Corporation (SAIC), a virtual CIA proprietary firm, is funding, through IN-Q-IT, a program called Net Eraser. None of the participants in the Rehm Show were willing to talk about Net Eraser and some seemed very nervous about discussing it in detail.

    This radio program is highly indicative of the current hype surrounding the Distributed Denial of Service (DDOS) attacks on DOT COM sites on the Internet. Even the use of the acronym DDOS is amazing. Here they are, twenty-something DOT COM executives, who probably never thought about computer security except for watching re-runs of "Hackers" and "Sneakers," using Pentagon-originated terms like "Distributed Denial of Service" attacks.

    Why? Who told them to use those terms?

    Then Clinton manages to take 90 minutes to attend an Internet security summit on February 15. Northern Ireland's peace agreement is falling apart, the Israeli-Palestine agreement is unraveling, and Russia's new President is putting ex-KGB agents in his government, but Clinton has enough time to talk with a group of e-commerce barons, computer security geeks, and even one hacker. The whole thing appeared to be staged and scheduled way in advance.

    The whole so-called Internet "hack" smells of a perception management campaign by the intelligence community. Perhaps the system flooding was coordinated by one group -- however, those types of attacks probably occur on a daily basis without being reported by the world's media. It is important to note that one of the key components of information warfare -- according to the Pentagon's own seminal documents -- is perception management -- psychological operations to whip up public support for a policy or program. The early Defense Science Board reports on Critical Infrastructure Protection actually call for a campaign to change the public's attitude about information system and network security.

    The Pentagon is a master at deception campaigns aimed at the news media. They constantly broadcast disinformation to television and radio audiences in Haiti, Serbia, Colombia, Mexico and elsewhere. They are now extending this to cyber space. Critical infrastructure protection is a masterful ruse aimed at creating the myth of impeding cyber-peril.

    The major domo is a weird chap named Richard Clarke, a Dr. Strangelove-type character who is Clinton's counter-terrorism czar. He always talks about defensive cyber-warfare but clams up when it comes to offensive US cyber-operations. That is classified.

    However, it is certain that the US Government has already done more to disrupt the Internet than any other actor -- state-sponsored or freelance. For the past few years, US government hackers have penetrated networks at the European Parliament, Australian Stock Exchange, and banks in Athens, Nicosia, Moscow, Johannesburg, Beirut, Tel Aviv, Zurich, and Vaduz. The US also engaged in network penetrations in Yugoslavia during the NATO war against that country.

    Why doesn't NPR, CBS, ABC, NBC and the others focus on what the US is doing to disrupt the Internet? They are instead falling into a familiar Pentagon trap of deception and diversion.

    1. Re:HACKERS, MEDIA HYPE, AND DISINFORMATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bet you beleive in the tooth fairy too dont you?

  16. Microsoft helping linux?!? by Mathonwy · · Score: 2

    It does seem kind of bizare. If Linux had MS Office support, it would get Linux a lot of converts.

    I program for a small buisness, and just a month ago, the prez was looking into switching his (rather computer intensive) buisness over to Linux. He almost did, too. The only thing that stopped him was that there weren't enough good office tools for Linux yet, that he could trust the rest of the office staff with. (read as: the people who DON'T program[gasp!]) If Linux had MS Office, then he would probably make the switch in an instant. And I'm guessing that he's not the only small buisness president who looks longingly at Linux's impressive stability record. I think that if MS supported it, it would sort of "legitamize" linux for a lot of people who have heard of it, but dismiss it as "a passing fad", or "something that only true computer geeks can use".

    ...Which makes it extremely interesting that there are rumors that microsoft might do exactly that. But hey, they put office on the Mac, so who knows.

    1. Re:Microsoft helping linux?!? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4

      > It does seem kind of bizare. If Linux had MS Office support, it would get Linux a lot of converts.

      Microsoft is stuck between the proverbial "rock and a hard place" on this one. If they port their apps, they make it easier for their desktop customers to ditch Windows (and more generally, they give Linux credit as being more than a student's toy).

      But if they don't port their apps, they let the application competition grow and strengthen unhindered. How can they crush WP, SO, KO, Abi, etc., if they don't challenge them on their own turf? It's a true dilemma, and I'd sure like to have been a fly on the wall at some of their executive meetings where they must surely have debated the pros and cons of porting by now.

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    2. Re:Microsoft helping linux?!? by linux_penguin · · Score: 1

      While having Office on Linux would be nice (not that Id use it, but Im sure alot of others would) we do not need Office to *legitimize* linux in anyone's eyes. Microsoft have already *legitimized* linux by way of their constant FUD attacks and 'linux myths' pages. Even the quote in this article from an MS-Droid, stating that Linux is not a robust enough platform reeks...all of this tallies up to the fact that MS are shakin in their boots... Linux is now a very *legitimate* force on the OS playing-field, even in MS' eyes.

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    3. Re:Microsoft helping linux?!? by Mathonwy · · Score: 1

      ...we do not need Office to *legitimize* linux in anyone's eyes.

      Linux is now a very *legitimate* force on the OS playing-field, even in MS' eyes.


      Of course Linux is legitimate in MS's eyes, and in the eyes of nearly everyone associated with the computer industy. The people who it is NOT as legitimate with, yet, are the very people Microsoft is doing their best to keep in the dark about it: Average consumers, home users, etc. THEY are the real targets of the microsoft "fact [ha!] sheets", and articals on Linux vs Windows. Of course the people who do much work with it will realize that they are full of !@#. But you see, it doesn't matter, as long as Joe consumer doesn't figure out. And as long as Joe consumer still uses Windows, the rest of us, even those of us who would rather not, will have to deal with it, to some extent, just because it is what the majority of PCs are running right now. And that is why these are the people who most need education, since most of them either

      a) Have never heard of Linux
      b) Think it is inferior to windows, thanks to MS's propaganda campaign.
      c) Think it is just "something that nerds/geeks/whatever use" or is "just a passing fad".

      If MS were to actually acknowledge Linux as viable enough to produce software for, then quite a few people would begin to look at it in a different light. And quite possibly switch OSs, after Linux's virtues became more aparent to Joe Public. Which is probably why MS won't. But it's nice to think about, at least...

  17. Re:F**** YOU! by dbm00 · · Score: 0

    That was a long drop for a wee person like yourself. Hope you didn't split your cantelope on the bottom...

    Sheesh--- Slashdot should REALLY weed LFs on posts...

  18. I know what itoday is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the day your bitch mother licks my dick after I cum up her crusty asshole.
    YEAH BITCH SCK IT!!!!

  19. I'd be surprised if it happens. by Maul · · Score: 2
    I'd really be surprised if Microsoft actually did it. Right now their most valid argument why people should use Windows over Linux, in my opinion, is that it is too hard for people to use the applications that they need to do their work if they switch to Linux. Since most people use Office to do their word processing and spreadsheets, porting this to Linux would cause this argument to break down.

    If we were, however, to see a split up of Microsoft in which the portion that makes Office is independent of the OS, then I'd say the chances we'd see Office on Linux would increase.

    Of course, I can't say what will really happen. Maybe MS will port Office to make a quick buck. Who knows?

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    1. Re:I'd be surprised if it happens. by Foogle · · Score: 2
      Quick buck? Yeah right. If MS *ever* ported Office to Linux is would be made to run only on an MS distribution. Or, it would be made to run so badly that people would think "Wow, this Linux is a piece of crap". Something along those lines, but don't expect them to release an Office2000 quality version any time soon.

      Although, they do have a Mac version, don't they?

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    2. Re:I'd be surprised if it happens. by Stalky · · Score: 1

      Any MS Linux distribution would have to include the source, making it likely that other distributions could discover and spoof whatever it was that limited Office to running on the MS distro.

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    3. Re:I'd be surprised if it happens. by Foogle · · Score: 2
      That's just simply not true. An MS distribution would have to include the source to all GPL'ed software, but there's nothing that prevents Microsoft from adding their own proprietary software to the distro. And the Linux-version of Office could depend on this being present. With some decent crypto work, it would be very hard to reverse engineer.

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  20. Re:[OT] whoop's analysis of OpenSSH.com's boycott by whoop · · Score: 1

    Hehe, thank you, but people will see it under the original article. It's at Score 4 now, and so long, people that are interested in that will notice it. ;) There is no need to post this sort of thing on another forum.

  21. Training wheels for MS by dbm00 · · Score: 0

    Normally I would reserve comment, but... This announcement makes PERFECT sense to me. See, by having the Microsoft software engineers write code for a REAL operating system, Bill must be hoping that they'll actually learn good development techniques (that is, besides hitting the REBOOT button or slapping a three finger salute-- things they're assuredly experts at). By coding in an environment where mistakes mean just trying again instead of another trip to the water cooler, things might start to really look up for the quality of Microsoft's code. Just one more way that Linux is going to change the world! Never thought it would actually be by SAVING Microsoft's ass... But chalk it up to Bill for having the master plan! BWA HA HA!

  22. MS's entry into the world of Linux...(no!) by lcy · · Score: 2

    I'm not really anti-MS (or any other OS/Software Co. for that matter, as each has thier place), but at the same time am not looking forward to bigger companies coming into the Linux fold fullforce to sell thier costly wares. One can only wonder how long it will be until the primary pieces of Linux software excepted by business (and the masses) would consist of items that you have to pay exorbent prices for instead of using the collaborative freeware projects that have made Linux what is is: A great opsystem bulit by people who aren't in it for profit but for freedom, innovation, and to provide a free alternative to people who can't afford costly software such as MS. I mean if Office 2000 was available for Linux, would business expect MS Office or would they settle for something like AbiWord? Sure, freeware will always be around, but I could see a future in which if you use Linux you'd be expected to work with and exchange information with 'name brand' software and the like that you see with the Win32/Mac envirnoments. I think Linux is commercialized enough as it is, and the addition of MS could potentially be the final nail in the coffin. Hopefully the community will be aware of this and won't loose sight of the GPL, the FSF, and the very spirit of Linux: a collaborative and free opsystem made for the people by the people.

    1. Re:MS's entry into the world of Linux...(no!) by esh · · Score: 0

      Price isn't the issue, freedom is! Unfortunately, this mantra has been repeated so often, that people don't think about its meaning anymore. So let me try to rephrase it, even if imprefectly: commericalization isn't the issue, open standards are.

      Having an MS Office port available for Linux improves the situation from what we have now. We would still have to fight for getting the MS Office file formats documented and adhered to but at least we would be free to choose Linux as the underlying OS.

      It would be arrogant to force other people not to use MS Windows if they like it. Having commercial programs available and making people pay for them is OK! What's not OK is to be unable to come up with free (as in freedom / open source) alternative due to undocumented (pseudo-)standards that on top of it are changing too fast!

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    2. Re:MS's entry into the world of Linux...(no!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Open Standards are the issue, why do the GCC developers proudly thumb their noses at the ANSI C Committee?

    3. Re:MS's entry into the world of Linux...(no!) by esh · · Score: 1
      If Open Standards are the issue, why do the GCC developers proudly thumb their noses at the ANSI C Committee?

      ISO/ANSI standards are at least published! That's orders of magnitudes better than undocumented (pseudo-) standards.

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  23. possible user group.. by RoLlEr_CoAsTeR · · Score: 1

    of course most of the people that use linux despise M$

    Then again, some of the linux user base/newer linux user base could be people who're switching to linux because of external influence (i.e. someone said "aww, come on, try it" or something) and they may want to be able to keep their windows apps because they're just stubborn that way (or, if M$ had already ported it/made it available on the CD as either for win or linux), and they'd use it da dee da.
    Therefore, this might appeal to people who are already accustomed to Microsoft's product/interface and they like it/don't feel the need to find something new, or maybe they're just new to linux from the windows world and would rather have some small piece of windows familiarity. Of course, if I were the target audience, I wouldn't want the product, but i'm not everybody..

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  24. explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was recently stripped of his Karma Whore status and lost moderator access. He must be still reeling from the humiliation.

  25. In any case, IE should come first by ContinuousPark · · Score: 2

    Because one of the predominant characteristic of OSS is that it's free. So it would make more sense that Microsoft, trying to explore its possibilities in the Linux arena, ported its applications that are already free.

    I think it's obvious that the effort required to port Office would be much bigger than porting IE. So it would be better for them if they made some pilot projects.

    Plus, there's Star Office (which it's free) so MS would probably be forced to give away Office for free. Do you really think they're going to do that when 2/3 of Microsoft profits come from Office?? A lot of people would move to Linux just to have Office for free. IMHO, it just doesn't match with their business model.

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    1. Re:In any case, IE should come first by A+Flaming+Peterson · · Score: 2

      I agree with you completely that IE should and would be the first thing that MS ports to linux... hell, they already ported it to solaris so I'm sure the jump from a different unix wouldn't be anywhere near as rough as the jump from windows.

      What I disagree with is the assertion that they would be forced to give away Office to compete with Star Office. First of all, in my brief encounters with Star Office, I've been totally unimpressed, IMHO word is a much better product, that could change, but I don't have all that much faith in sun to get SO up to snuff. One should really be comparing it to the WordPerfect suite that is out for linux, which still costs money for comercial use (where most of the money MS makes off of Office sales).

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    2. Re:In any case, IE should come first by Kismet · · Score: 1

      Because one of the predominant characteristic of OSS is that it's free.

      If RMS were dead, he'd be turning over in his grave.

      IE is software given away "de gratis." It is not free. If you read the the EULA on IE, it is made abundantly clear that the program belongs to Microsoft, and that they hold exclusive rights to it. Only Microsoft is authorized to determine the future of IE, including whether or not it will remain free of charge to the general public.

      As a user of IE and other MS products, you are only licensed to use the product in certain ways, conforming to the EULA (whether you paid money for the privelege or not).

      When you acquire an OSS program (whether you paid money for it or not), the license is quite different. Depending on the particular flavor of license, you will realize that the program doesn't belong to any single entity, but rather to a community. OSS licensing is designed to give the community "freedom" of use in whatever manner they see fit. It also provides free reign over the code, to modify and improve in any way. By using the program, you become part of the community that "owns" it.

      Restrcitions placed on OSS licenses are very few, usually only sufficient to restrict devious persons from finding ways to reverse the freedom that the license provides.

      The fact of the matter is that, should MS port their products to Linux, they won't be free. This doesn't mix well with the goals of GNU/Linux. In fact, MS would have a difficult time porting their Office suite because they would need to re-invent the wheel. They couldn't use GNU libraries to integrate the product without violating the GPL, for example. Office on Linux would be like a fish out of water.

    3. Re:In any case, IE should come first by ContinuousPark · · Score: 1

      Yes you're right. Sorry I didn't made the proper distinction between free as in beer and free as in speech. This was a linguistic confusion of mine due to the fact that in spanish we have separate words for these two meanings, we have "gratis" for free as in "free beer" and "libre" as in "free speech". But I think it's also true that I said "ONE of the free predominant characteristics" not "THE predominant characteristic" where THE predominant characteristic would be that's it's free as in "free speech". Thanks anyway for clarifying this for me.

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  26. Cost-Benefit anal by yuriwho · · Score: 1

    msft would certainly put out Office for linux if they saw dollars in it. Could they expect to make money on it?

    Would you pay $250 for Office for Linux? Would it be unwieldy to port to Linux due to support issues on all the distros?

    Msft could offer Office for Redhat Linux (insert favorite distro) but then they would really be into antitrust problems. Would it be really difficult to port to Linux? Or is the support issue holding them back.

    How is Correl doing with support?

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  27. Ported to Linux? Not likely, UNIX maybe... by evil_one · · Score: 1

    If microsoft was to make a linux port of any of their products, it would mean admitting that there is a linux market that they can make money off, and that they do not dominate the operating system market - at least to themselves and their supportors. - Loss of face is usually accompanied with publicity consisting of "Ha ha, look at , they are ineffective!" And their stock drops... Now do you really think that MS will release linux specific ports?

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    1. Re:Ported to Linux? Not likely, UNIX maybe... by wakko · · Score: 1
      If microsoft was to make a linux port of any of their products, it would mean admitting that there is a linux market that they can make money off, and that they do not dominate the operating system market - at least to themselves and their supportors.

      Oh no, they'll just do this to say "See Judge? We don't have the only operating system available!"
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  28. moderators on crack || was dispelling myths by jimmyphysics · · Score: 2

    This is HUMOR. Not flamebait. I'm getting tired of moderators moderating even _funny_ anti-linux posts down. Don't moderate something down because you disagree with it. Moderate it down because it is of the hot grits or Natalie Portman variety.

    My $2E-2

    Jim

    1. Re:moderators on crack || was dispelling myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderate it down because it is of the hot grits or Natalie Portman variety.

      D00D!!11! U R 4G3TT1NG 7H3 31337 P05T3R5!!!1!!!!1! W3 D0 N0T L1K3 2 B3 4G0TT3N!!!1!1! PH33R US!!!!1!!!

  29. Tux can represent.... by Shaheen · · Score: 4

    There is a really easy way to distinguish distributions of software for Linux (and Linux itself). Tux can be on every box, or as a readme.gif file along with a distribution.

    The girth of the software or distribution defines how fat Tux is! See, for Embeddable Linux, you have a Tux that hasn't eaten in a few weeks. For RedHat, you have one that's been eating too much caviar instead of the regular fish. And for Office for Linux, you have a Tux that has had WAY too much Mackerel, and is really starting to look like he needs to pull his own weight around here....

    And who in hell is going to want to buy a product that has a penguin that looks like Fat Bastard stamped on the box?

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    1. Re:Tux can represent.... by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1

      I personally want to buy a Matrox G400 that has a 2-headed tux on the box...

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    2. Re:Tux can represent.... by dingbat_hp · · Score: 2

      a penguin that looks like Fat Bastard

      Need a cute fat penguin ? Go and read UK broadsheet newspaper The Guardian . Steve Bell's overweight penguins have been a regular cartoon strip for nearly twenty years (since the Falklands conflict).

  30. Best defense against Government Lawsuit? by dgb2n · · Score: 1

    What better way to demonstrate that you're not a monopoly than to port your biggest cash cow to your up and coming rival OS. I've gotta believe that there's some slick consultant telling them to do this to sway the ongoing lawsuit.

    "So we port Office 2000 to Linux to demonstrate how even handed we are. Who knows, we sell a few copies and then make it worthless by changing the file formats and slow rolling the port for the next version. By then, the government case will be over and we can resume our quest for world domination. Heh Heh Heh...".

  31. Port it! by pb · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm a rabid Linux user. I hate Microsoft, because they haven't done anything worthwhile since releasing DOS 5.0. But, that having been said...

    I would happily use any Microsoft software that was ported *decently* to Linux. (you know what I mean if you've used Microsoft's "Internet Explorer for Unix". Ugh.)

    Unfortunately, I have a feeling that the Wine project will beat them to it. I ran Excel '97 a while back on Wine, and that stupid paperclip came up just fine. Not much else worked, though. I'm sure it's better now. Of course, there's always VMWare, but that's not even close to native! (need a copy of Windows, too much RAM, etc., etc...)

    ...and if Microsoft can't play fair, let 'em burn. They've been asking for it for years. I'll happily give them another chance, I just don't think they can change their ways by now. But we'll see what the trial brings. Windows 2000 will probably make them more arrogant than ever, now that they've invented a few more features from Unix. ;)
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    1. Re:Port it! by Osty · · Score: 2

      Actually, IE5 for HP-UX/Solaris *is* a decent port. Having used both IE4 for HP-UX and solaris and recently IE5 for same, I must say that IE5 is a much better port than IE4 was. It's more stable, faster, and doesn't eat nearly as much disk space as IE4 did (a big concern if you have a quota'd account you use it on). So it's not quite as fast as Netscape is on the same machine, but it renders html much better and actually supports stuff like DHTML.

      If IE5 were ported to linux (it should actually be almost as simple as recompiling on a linux box), it would be a good, and would finally give us linux users a decent browser (yes, I know mozilla is getting better, but it's not quite usable yet for most people).

    2. Re:Port it! by pb · · Score: 1


      Wow, you got the darn thing to work? It apparently runs on some mythical
      version of Solaris 2.5.1, and it's always a pain for me to find a machine
      that will run it at all... (I'm trying it on a box running Solaris 2.6,
      which is what they're all upgraded to on campus now. The script for IE5
      thinks its okay...)

      In case anyone was wondering what "UNIX" is according to Microsoft, here
      it is:

      case $OSname in

      SunOS) case $OSrev in
      5.[567]*)
      OSdir=sunos5 ;;
      5.[89]*)
      echo "$OSname $OSrev is not currently supported."
      echo "Please visit $IEUrl for a list of supported platforms.\n"
      OSdir=sunos5 ;;
      esac;;
      HP-UX) case $OSrev in
      *.10.[23]*|*.11.*)
      OSdir=ux10 ;;
      esac
      esac

      I got past the "display server cache" on IE4, but it isn't doing much
      else at the moment...

      They both It don't work over a regular X connection unless I use the
      undocumented '-remote' switch, and make sure the mouse isn't on the
      window to start with. One time it locked up my mouse cursor, and I
      had to ssh in *again* and kill it off. I got it to show the licensing
      agreement, but it will consistently "Abort" under IE5 or sleep under IE4.
      Oh, and it needs 17MB of RAM to do nothing, so far.

      Here are the ones I tried:

      Internet Explorer 4.71.1410.4 ; Copyright (c) 1995-98 Microsoft Corp.

      Internet Explorer 5.00.2013.1312 ; Copyright (c) 1995-98 Microsoft Corp.

      So until IE 5.0 for Unix actually *works* on a Solaris box I can use, I'm
      not too impressed with it. I hope you'll understand why--it's as if
      Microsoft released IE5 and it worked on Windows '95, but not on '98,
      but that's okay, because who uses Windows '98, right? :)

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    3. Re:Port it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IE 5.0 for Unix is actually running on a Windows NT kernel simulator called MainWin.

  32. Not Likely by Gromer · · Score: 5

    It ain't happening. No way in heaven or hell is MS porting Office to Linux until it has absolutely no choice (and even then, Gates would probably rather go down fighting).

    It isn't the office suite monopoly that maintains MS' dominance. It's not even the OS monopoly. It's the combination of them that is so lethal. It's like that classic hack where you get two intruder processes running as root. Whenever the sysadmin kills one of them, the other immediately restarts it. The only way to kill them is to kill them both simultaneously (not as easy as it sounds) or reboot. The two together are orders of magnitude stronger than either alone.

    In the same way, Windows and Office together are literally orders of magnitude stronger than either alone. Whenever Office is seriously threatened by a competitor, MS comes out with a new version of Windows with shiny new features, and a companion version of office using all those new features. By the time the competitor manages to catch up with the new OS, it's all over. Similarly, Office enforces the presence of Windows in literally every computer workplace in America- Word documents, Excel spreadsheets, and Powerpoint presentations are the lingua franca of the modern business world, and no self-respecting business user can be without them if they want to communicate with anyone else. All those who have been asked for a resume in Word format raise your hands. I thought so.

    The proof is Macintosh- MS Office for Mac, when MS decides to sell it (which is far from always), has always been at least one major version behind the Windows equivalent. This, probably more than any other factor, is what killed the Macintosh as a business product and what will sooner or later kill it entirely.

    Mac once accounted for over 10% of the desktop market. Linux now accounts for about 4%. The only concievable reason for MS to sell Office for Linux would be for the revenue, which could hardly amount to more than a few tens of millions. Linux is the most credible threat to MS's dominance in the last 5 years at least. Let's think about this. Is MS going to shatter their iron triangle of software dominance in exchange for an additional 4% of a market they already completely dominate? If you believe that, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you for a really great price...

    I'd love to see Office on Linux. I really would. But don't hold your breath.

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    1. Re:Not Likely by Tyrell+Hawthorne · · Score: 1

      I've got one sentence for you: Internet Explorer for Solaris. There ya go.

      I really would not love to see Office on Linux. It's a crappy piece pf spftware that thinks it knows what you want, which it doesn't. Unless you think and act exactly the way Micresoft thinks you should. I don't, I don't want to, and I won't.

    2. Re:Not Likely by drnomad · · Score: 1
      Porting of Office is very likely, -releasing- it is another story. The sequel Windows-Office is absolutely true, but one could kill Linux with office, i.e. give it some bad propperties and blame Linux.

      You can do all sorts of things, I don't think MS ports Office to Linux because they want to support Linux. Consider this: if Microsoft is bringing you flowers, they're most likely decorating your grave.

      Yes I believe the Office port, I won't use it, but what will the mass do?

    3. Re:Not Likely by pesc · · Score: 1
      It ain't happening. No way in heaven or hell is MS porting Office to Linux until it has absolutely no choice

      The proof is Macintosh- MS Office for Mac, when MS decides to sell it (which is far from always), has always been at least one major version behind the Windows equivalent. This, probably more than any other factor, is what killed the Macintosh as a business product and what will sooner or later kill it entirely.

      This may be the reason why they will release Office on Linux.

      Microsoft is so profitable because the Office suite is standard on all major companies. Bills worst nightmare is if some major companies buy Linux for their desktops and start to use Staroffice, or something. In this situation, Bill has to release Office on Linux to keep the file format monopoly/initiative for documents. It might even be a very good port initially, just to squash the office suit competition. But guess which platform the Office suite is going to run best on in the future? If Bill releases office on Linux, he will use it to crush Linux like he crushed the Apple.

      In year 2003, magazine reviews will find that the new Windows version runs Office 3.14 times faster than Linux on equivalent machines....

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    4. Re:Not Likely by mr3038 · · Score: 1
      Mac once accounted for over 10% of the desktop market. Linux now accounts for about 4%.

      I have no idea where you get these figures from but anyway (suppose these figures are right). There is one great difference between mac and linux on their run for common desktop environment. That is linux has a fair share of server market to support desktop market. I don't know about OS X but mac has never had stability or performance for server environment.

      Why I think this makes difference is that I think windows is where it is now because of its LAN integration (yes, they are finally catching up with tcp/ip but its LANs where their products are usable IMHO) and exchange.

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    5. Re:Not Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH MS already owns the Linux office market, in a way. People who use Linux and also need to do bussiness, often have a windos box around with office in it.

      So, 4% of desktops. But this 4% belong to people who are most likely to have more than 1 computer. This means less than 4% of people (I'm assuming this is what they mean by desktops), and then some of them have a spare windows box around.

      I am very happy to see apps ported to Linux. But, from a capitalist standpoint, it doesn't make that much of a difference to the company selling it. The only exception is when a third party goes and ports it, so they can leech off the revenue from that 4%. Then it makes sense to the 3rd party (small company so 4% is good enough) and the producer couldn't care less (Though they sure enjoy the extra revenue).

      Open source will probably be highly represented among Linux apps for a while. At least until there is a high enough market share to get more people interested.

    6. Re:Not Likely by arafel · · Score: 1

      Just to make a small correction to your post, not *every* business uses Office. The company that I work for doesn't - we use FrameMaker and Acrobat, and Lotus stuff for spreadsheets etc. I'm not privy to the decisions made 'at the top', but I suspect it's for much the same reason most people on slashdot don't use it.

      (To forestall your next comment, it's a big enough company - turnover of about $4.25billion in 1998, if I remember the figures right.)

    7. Re:Not Likely by Wellspring · · Score: 3

      It isn't the office suite monopoly that maintains MS' dominance. It's not even the OS monopoly. It's the combination of them that is so lethal. It's like that classic hack where you get two intruder processes running as root. Whenever the sysadmin kills one of them, the other immediately restarts it. The only way to kill them is to kill them both simultaneously (not as easy as it sounds) or reboot. The two together are orders of magnitude stronger than either alone.

      I agree with almost everything you say... which is why, if MS is smart, they will port Office to Linux. Here's my scenario:

      First, MS continues badmouthing Linux, but changes its strategy. Current efforts to brand it as unstable and insecure are failing. MS can't take the next likely option: claim that Linux has poor support options, because MS's customer support is legendarily bad. The place to hit Linux is where it has an acknowledged weakness: the GUI.

      Attack Linux as a poor desktop solution whenever possible. Win2K purposely blurs the distinction between desktop and server; keep doing this and market W2k as the answer to all needs at once.

      When Linux reaches 10% market share, release MS Office for Linux. Don't implement all the features. Do a poor port, similar to the Mac version, that has fewer features, clashes with Linux's interface, and is much slower-- especially in places where a user will be frustrated. Make documents look poorer in Linux than in W2k.

      Then show the result. StarOffice isn't a mature product, IMHO (it is good, but still needs a great deal of work). WordPerfect 8 is in a similar position (I've been using it for 6 months for windows, and it is still slow and clunky). Well-meaning Linux ompanies eager to expand market share will promise that MS Office runs on Linux, without warning of the drawbacks. Companies will ask for Office, to ease their transitions. Remember, the market is saturated. Offices that want Linux are having to switch from Windows, and migrating everything your office does on computers all at once is very difficult.

      Horror stories will emerge. Linux will have failed to deliver. Poor GUI will be blamed, because it only takes a few bad anecdotes to kill a product. People will say "it's good for web, file and print servers, but don't use it with an office suite." And that will be that.

      If your technology can't keep its promises, then that's it. Managers won't wait for patches, and they won't wait for upgrades. If they've just switched operating systems and had a disaster, there is no way they will 'fix' it by switching office suites, too. They will blame Linux (not Office for Linux) and switch back. And tell all their friends what a disaster it was. This is what we call a poison pill.

      So let's hope and pray that MS doesn't do this, or that if it does, that we as Linux advocates have the patience and wisdom to handle it carefully. Remember, be careful what you wish for. I'd say to sysadmins that if it happens, that you give it a long hard look before recommending to your corporation-- then recommend StarOffice or Corel Suite 8, or whatever open source equivalent is out there.

    8. Re:Not Likely by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      Porting of Office is very likely

      Agreed, given that a group within MS completely rewrote MS Office in Java. You could open up your browser on any platform and work in MS Office. Gates had a screaming fit and killed the project. Shortly thereafter, the VP in charge of the project took a year-long sabbatical. Don't know if he was forced to or if it was voluntary, or if he ever went back.

    9. Re:Not Likely by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      This is a good theory.. but I dont think its a very proven one. MS has released a few OS' but whose the threat?? Linux on the desktop *cough laugh*

      Server market maybe

      Desktop where Office is? no.. So how can you possibly make a broad statement like that. I agree they play upon each others strength but the anology and reasoning seems off.

    10. Re:Not Likely by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1
      All those who have been asked for a resume in Word format raise your hands. I thought so.

      I found a great solution to this problem. Don't ask what fromat they want your Resume in, and just send them an HTML version.

      The second company I did this too was so impressed by my creativity, that they called and asked if I could start on monday.. Been there a year now, and just got a raise.

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    11. Re:Not Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as there is a product around that will do acceptable (to that particular user) conversions, this simply isn't the case. This is as true for Win32 as it is for Linux or any other OS.

      Depending on the rigour with which your circle of contacts uses msoffice, you can quite easily get away from MS products altogether.

      This will likely undermine MS Office marketshare long before MS is willing to release a Linux port of office. StarOffice is 'good enough' for a lot of people that would otherwise have to BUY something do deal with office documents.

    12. Re:Not Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even have to go to that extreme. You can just give them an RTF file and most of them wont notice the difference.

      You can generate such a file with:

      Maxwell
      AbiWord
      Applix
      WordPerfect
      StarOffice

    13. Re:Not Likely by samantha · · Score: 3

      Well, lets see what a port of Office would really take. Unless you rewrote all the code from scratch you would first have to port all of OLE/COM/DCOM as Office and most MS products are totally dependent on that. Then you would need to port Visual Basic or at least Visual Basic for Applications as this is how extensions and macros are written in Office packages. You would need to support of course the full DLL structure of Windoze to make COM and most applications work. You would need either a registry (bad, bad idea) or a true multi-user version of Active Directory. And, oh yeah, you would need a windowing system or overlay that acted much like MFC.

      I've probably left out quite a bit. When you get done with all of that will the result still be Linux? If you don't do most of that will the product be MS Office on Linux? I believe both answers are No. Such a beast would be a real nightmare. Not because it is so good and would steal more market for Microsoft but because it would be hideously ugly and painful but people would try to use it anyway to be "compatible".

  33. Microsoft could make history... by Bastian · · Score: 0

    ...as the first company to release software which consistently crashes linux boxen.

    Really, kids. MS office is cuddly and all, but I don't really want to have to deal with a 200megabyte office suite that loads slowly and never does what I want it to do. Before I got my hands on StarOffice, I just used emacs to write my papers. It was quicker and easier.

    1. Re:Microsoft could make history... by TummyX · · Score: 1

      LOL.

      You don't know what you're talking about.
      Office loaads slowly and never does what you want it to? And you're using Star Office too ROFL. Show me ANY machine that will load up StarOffice faster than Office and I'll be extremely suprised.

      On the machines I have here, Star Office consistantly takes over 30 seconds to start, whereas on the same machines, Word takes 2 seconds, and usually less after the first try (usually less than a second).
      Star Office like Netscape is SLOOOOW to load, and an excellent example of when Microsoft can make applications that aren't as 'bloated' as the competition.

      You have NO idea what you're on about.

    2. Re:Microsoft could make history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Plus MS could kill Linux development by providing a version of office which is only stable on a given version of the kernel

      "If you recompile your kernel, office won't work anymore, sorry"

    3. Re:Microsoft could make history... by pe1rxq · · Score: 1
      Actually most microsoft programs are slower then the competition, the difference is the time they are loaded. Internet Exploiter is being loaded while you are watching clouds fly by a windows logo, while Netscape isn't loaded until you start it yourself. To most people this causes internet exploiter to look faster.

      Netscape isn't as bloated as MS shit either, it doesn't come with a complete OS ;-))

      Grtz, Jeroen

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    4. Re:Microsoft could make history... by TummyX · · Score: 2

      That's crap. Word, IE etc all start in new processes, the DLL memory sharing is done on ALL applications, so it doesn't explain why netscape is so slow at loading (as well as star office). also there's NO reason why netscape can't do any preloading either (hey they go around installing AOL IM and change your default hompage in IE etc without asking).

      Netscape is BLOATED. eg. it's HUGE, SLOW, UNMAINTANABLE and doesn't do what it's supposed to do properly.

      Why do you think the source for netscape was quickly 'disposed' of.

    5. Re:Microsoft could make history... by pe1rxq · · Score: 1
      That's crap. Word, IE etc all start in new processes, the DLL memory sharing is done on ALL applications

      Never heard of active desktop I suppose? Explorer is already started before you see icons on your desktop!
      Every folder you open is in fact an explorer window.... And microsoft can use undocumented features in the windows dll's that netscape can't!

      Grtz, Jeroen

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    6. Re:Microsoft could make history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also loads considerably faster the second time around (on Linux). Ditto for Applixware, WordPerfect and StarOffice.

    7. Re:Microsoft could make history... by TummyX · · Score: 2

      I take it you don't know ANYTHING about the Active desktop. That has nothing to do with it, Explorer starts whether or not you have an Active Desktop. But like I said, it's irrelevant, IE starts in a new process. And there's no reason why Netscape can't do any 'magical preloading'.

      Please show me any undocumented features in windows dlls netscape can't. you mean MSHTML.DLL? oh wait, that _is_ IE and anyone can use it.

      And that doesn't explain why other browsers (mozilla5 and opera are also many times faster than netscape at starting and rendering).

    8. Re:Microsoft could make history... by pe1rxq · · Score: 1
      And that doesn't explain why other browsers (mozilla5 and opera are also many times faster than netscape at starting and rendering).

      So you are saying that a 2cv is better than a BMW because a Porsche or Ferrari is faster than the BMW????
      I must be missing something......

      Grtz, Jeroen

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    9. Re:Microsoft could make history... by TummyX · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that a 2cv is better than a BMW because a Porsche or Ferrari is faster than the BMW???? I must be missing something......

      Yes you are, we aren't talking about cars.
      I'm saying IE is better than Netscape because it's faster, more stable and supports much more standards. Examples of mozilla and opera were not to say they were 'better', it was an example of how fast non microsoft applications can be if written properly, an example of how poorly netscape engineers did their stuff back in the pre mozilla days. Follow the thread.
      This isn't a matter of just SPEED, it's a matter being slow with absolutely no reason for it except for poor software engineering. Hell, I prefer to use Hotjava on unix machines over netscape.

  34. Link in top right corner of article page. by Tim_F · · Score: 0

    All I want to know, is how many people clicked on the bare breasts in New Orleans video link in the top right corner of the page?

  35. Stephenson article available online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can get the full text of the Neal Stephenson article at this URL: http://www.cryptonomicon.com/beginning. html.

    This article was posted on Slashdot a while back, so surely Hemos knows about it. However, instead of freely sharing information, he has opted to put up a link to Fatbrain.com, which earns him money. What happened Open Source, Free Software, and the hacker ethic?

    If anyone still doubts that Slashdot content has been affected by the editors' own greed, you can now be sure that they have also been corrupted. Wasn't all the money you earned from the Andover IPO enough for you, Hemos? Or has it just made you even more greedy?

    Slashdot is a geek site. I guess that the term "geek" has nothing to do with the hacker ethic anymore. Now a geek is a techie who is profitting from the Internet, at the expense of free sharing of information.

    I apologize for the rant, but I am very distressed at what has happened here. How many people will buy the book from Fatbrain, instead of reading it online, as Neal Stephenson has intended?

  36. Re:FUCK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Hello? Signal 11?

    Parkay.

    Is that you?

    Parkay.

    That's not Signal 11! It's a cheap substitute!

    Parkay.

  37. Wouldn't Use It by Tyrell+Hawthorne · · Score: 1

    I don't use Micresoft Officeon my Win box and I wouldn't use it on my Linux box either. I resent it and find it tragical that my fellow students force me to use it to actually write in when doing group projects...

    The only tragical part about a port of Office to Linux is that a lot of people probably would use it instead of Koffice, Staroffice and similar suites. That would be bad, cause they really need all the support they need.

  38. Re:Ported to Linux? Not likely, BeOS "maybe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the Be OS would make a nicer platform than Linux. After the 5 release (soon) the scale will shift. Linux will be left for Internet/Server use where it's BIG brother FreeBSD will not leave enough room for it.
    "If" they port to Be, they don't have to open the source and they can charge the same as they do for their platform.

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    I predict MS=#1, BeOS=#2 .... in 2002 ;-)

  39. Didn't we cover this in the meeting? by TandyMasterControl · · Score: 4
    MS will not release any Office port for Linux until such time as MS has been broken up into component businesses by a court settlement.

    Even without the prospect of a breakup they might have been working on one at a low priority anyway. It would be stupid not to plan for future contingencies. But there's more reason at least for someone to want this to get done quickly.

    When MS is broken up, Bill will probably leave with the applications division in his pocket. OS is looking less and less attractive. Win2K is being squeezed from below by Linux and from above by Sun. It will never be the goldmine that Dos/Windos has been. As for that former goldmine, Win9x is the product that's in legal trouble and under scrutiny: dealing with it is just going to get more and more tedious following the settlement/Court Order. Anyway, applications are where it's at profit wise --I thought almost everyone around here agreed that Office is really the basis of the monopoly. And keeping applications under his control keeps Bill mobile in a post-breakup world.

    If he wants to remain the Grand Vizier in the future that he has been til now, Bill will abscond with applications and suddenly become Linux's best friend.

    Then you will see Bill Gates magically produce "Office for Linux" as if plucked it from under Judge Jackson's robe. At which time, the most common Mac application will be his property, the most common Win32 apps will also be his, and the applications that give Linux the legitimacy to vie at last for world OS dominance will also belong to Bill Gates. During these feats of pretigitation he'll have never left the audience's gaze on center stage for a second, and he should easily find ways to become the biggest beneficiary of the world's "Great March To Linux".

    Meanwhile, since that future route (breakup) is not yet necessary, he can slow the adoption of wouldbe competitors in the Linux field. Aren't we just around the corner from Corel's Office2000 for Linux announcement?

    When you hear that Microsoft is working on a port of Office for Linux, you can file in it the memory hole--Microsoft may be working on a port, but Microsoft won't be a company anymore when or if this thing is ever released. IOW: it's a vapor announcemnt from a company that hasn't even been born yet. Pure BogeyMan, and nothing to lose sleep over.

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    1. Re:Didn't we cover this in the meeting? by Life+Blood · · Score: 1

      I'm still betting that something proprietary will be required to run MS Office on Linux if it ever gets to linux. Why? Because then MS can charge you for Office and MDE (Microsoft Desktop Environment) which it would run on. This would give them added control over all kinds of things and if MDE is proprietary it allows them to cut out huge amount of their GPLed competition. It would basically be the windos racket all over again, only in the applications devision.

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    2. Re:Didn't we cover this in the meeting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BogeyMan?

      "When things get funky: " Blame it on the Boogie!

      "When things get freaky: " Blame it on the Boogie!

  40. MS Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Announcing a Linux distribution with 79% uptime.

  41. Linux - the standard of the future ? by Camelot · · Score: 2
    ESR spoke of open source software using open services and protocols as commodities - everyone can use them, since they provide a level playing field.

    Now we are seeing that Linux itself is becoming a commodity - a component which can be plugged in to use in a multitude of purposes. If you are using Linux, you get a solid, clean base that you can build your things on (this applies to other free unices, too, in a lesser extent).

    By using Linux, you gain competitive advantage over your rivals who haven't embraced the open source phenomenon. It's only lately that the Big Boys of the industry have begun to understand this. IBM certainly knows it; they are very clearly committed to Linux. SCO got the message. Intel realizes this - and let's not forget the recent announcement by Motorola.

    And - you can be very certain of this - Microsoft knows it too. You can be sure that the top heads of the corporation have thought of what Linux may become and how they might counter it. In the end, they, too, might have to submit.

    As many others have pointed out, Microsoft is in a difficult situation. By not releasing Office for Linux, they are losing. By releasing Office for Linux, they are losing. The key point is to make the release at the time when they lose the least - or even better - when they have the opportunity to make an advantage of it. The time is certainly not now - and I don't think it's because they are incapable of producing software for Linux; such claims are ignorant FUD from the unwashed Linux advocates. It's not a far-fetched idea that they could release Office for Linux tomorrow if they wanted to - it just doesn't make sense for them.

    If the near future goes as I think it will go - if Linux is being made a standard which everyone must (should) conform to (World Domination anyone ? :), Microsoft will start supporting Linux. And they are going to do it the same way as with any other commodity - embrace and extend. They will do everything in their power to corrupt Linux, while making a profit from their Office package.

  42. Does Microsoft Want To Do Linux? by jarnex · · Score: 1

    It's well known that Office is the main cash cow for Microsoft besides the OEM Windows installs. For them to port Office over to Linux (amongst other things) would mean they'd somehow benefit from it - but what are the benefits? More installed seats? Another solution to "compete" with (the "free") StarOffice, ApplixWare etc? IMHO the only benefit is perfect document conversion from Windows to Linux...

  43. In the Beginning Was the Command Line by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2

    You can download a copy of In the Beginning Was the Command Line from Neal Stephenson's site http://www.cryptonomicon.com/beginning. html in plain text format, or read it nicely reformatted into HTML here.
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    1. Re: In the Beginning Was the Command Line by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1

      In order to lessen the /. effect I have moved my HTML copy of In the Beginning Was the Command Line to a new location with more power and bandwidth.
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    2. Re: In the Beginning Was the Command Line by e-gold · · Score: 1

      There's also a copy here.
      JMR

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  44. wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    nobody uses linux on the desktop. no, the readership of slashdot does not count. There is no reason for ms to make apps for linux when it will only harm them. this is the dumbest idea I have ever heard.

    and no, this is not like the argument for why ms will never make office for mac. Mac was never a threat to MS. Linux is.

    1. Re:wrong by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      But why isn't Linux used on the desktop? Could it be due to the (perceived or otherwise) lack of 'standard' desktop applications?

      Besides, you are missing the point of the articles - as it points out, at the moment everyone who chooses Linux over Windows xx (and there are some, and that number is likely to grow, even if it's just because it's easier to grow a small market share than a big one) deprives MS of an OS customer and an Apps customer. If the number of people using Linux grows, then the likelyhood of a Linux port grows significantly for purely economic reasons - some people will choose Linux anyway, it's better to make $150 from each of them, then $0. Not everyone who uses Linux now, and in the future, objects to paying for software.

    2. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux isn't used on the desktop because it's awkward and has too many open-ends. Why would anybody want to deploy 1000 time-sharing systems (multi-user, with a lot of overhead tied up in multi-user features) in a setting where each machine will be used by one and only one person?

      Why should there be a mail server running on each of 1000 machines in a networked office?

      I ran Linux as my primary OS at home for over a year. The printing subsystem is really bad. The external-execution features (ability to telnet into a machine remotely) opens up new security issues.

      I guess I'd just have to say the scales fell away from my eyes, and I recognized I was playing with the computer more than useing it for anything productive.

      A lot of you will grow tired of it and switch to something else too. I am not saying these Unices are no good for anything. I have Exceed installed here and have a FreeBSD box sitting across the room that I can run X applications on.

      Take as much time as you need to. A lot of you will eventually tire of futzing around and switch back like I did eventually. Maybe it's a rite of passage, and everybody needs to go through a "Linux" phase, like young people who go through a "Jim Morrison" and/or "Beatles" phase while maturing. I bet quite a number of you went through something like that.

    3. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ran Linux for a year and never figured
      out how to disable sendmail?

      No. You just couldn't hack it. Now your
      privately hoping that it's some sort of
      trick or gimmick so that reality will
      be more comfortable for your wounded ego.

      Linux isn't broken, you are.

    4. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ignorance is stunning. Did the above poster say s/he ran Sendmail for a year?

      Also note that the above poster is still running FreeBSD.

    5. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With his snark about telnet, he apparently didn't figure out that it too can be disabled, but doesn't really have to be because Unix has Actual User IDs, and the passwords on them have some Actual Effect. (Those multi-user features about which he whines are at the core of Unix's stability. It's very hard for an Ornery User to completely fuck things up.) I guess he was never 100 miles away and had to get to his computer Right Now, either. Nor did he ever have something heavy he wanted to run that would bog down his own tiny old machine while his cell^H^H^Hubiclemate with the Big Shiny New Processor was out for the afternoon and left his console locked... (And buddy, no, it's not a big security hole to be able to get around the console when you have True UserIDs and other things Unix got that Winduhs don't.)

    6. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A lot of you will grow tired of it and switch to something else too.

      Perhaps a lot will. I certainly won't be one of them. I went the other way, using Winduhs95 exclusively for two years. Much of what I wanted to do was either impossible or prohibitively expensive, and what it did do, it did pretty poorly. (It's amazing how much better ol' netpbm could do than the fancied-up commercial stuff.) M$ simply fought me every time I turned around until said Enough! got a second drive, and installed NetBSD. Now the Winduhs drive sits on my shelf.

      Maybe it's all what you're used to.

    7. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that they never managed to stumble on the likes of Redhat's 'setup' command, it's highly likely that this sort of whiner would be gratuitously running sendmail for a year.

    8. Re:wrong by C.Lee · · Score: 0


      >Your ignorance is stunning. Did the above poster say s/he ran Sendmail
      >for a year?
      >Also note that the above poster is still running FreeBSD.

      If that idoit can't handle Linux, what the hell makes you think he can deal with FreeBSD?

      Your stuipidity is amazing. Want to bet that Microsoft Astrotufer hasn't a clue what either Linux or FreeBSD is?

    9. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did he say he was unable to figure out how to disable telnet, or that telnet opens up new (to Windows administrators) security issues?

      Telnet is enabled by default on Linux, and sends passwords in cleartext (basically broadcasting your password to anyone who cares to look), where as telnet is disabled by default on Windows 2000, and NTLM authentication is used. This means passwords are encrypted, and a modern security scheme (based on Access Control Lists and GUID-based user IDs) is used, rather that a simple user number with simple user/group/other permissions (as on Linux).

  45. Motive? by entropy7 · · Score: 2

    (Disclaimer: I've never run Linux - so shoot me down. Tell me where I'm wrong - cause mostly I'm just making guesses when it comes to Linux and what it can and can't do.)

    Microsoft does not really gain anything out of porting office to Linux.
    They have to:

    - develop a whole bunch of "services" that don't really exist under Linux in order to get office to play nicely. (Think OLE / ActiveX type stuff / ADO / OLEDB / ODBC / Unicode? and code pages / Internet Explorer integration ...). Where do you stop - there are a lot of things that "exist" on Windows that would probably take a lot of effort to implement in or port to Linux.

    - shoot themselves in the revenue foot becuase now people don't have to buy Windows. I know - I know, but the Mac has never historically eaten into Windows sales - It was an extra revenue source. Linux will be detrimental to Windows sales.

    - Train people to support linux? and the office on top of it? I don't think so.

    Microsoft never wanted to be in the Unix business. A long long time ago Microsoft had one of the most popular *nix OSes for the intel platform (Microsoft Xenix). They sold it off becuase of the way Windows and OS2 were developing - I believe it was bought by SCO and Xenix either became SCO unix or a lot of it went into SCO unix. (long time ago - could be a bit wrong here...)

    End result: They have to work incredibly hard for a very small return... It's not going to happen.

    1. Re:Motive? by macpeep · · Score: 1

      Microsoft doesn't gain anything by porting Office for Linux? How about $500 for every sold copy? If Linux becomes mainstream in businesses (you know, people that aren't religious about operating systems and companies like most people here) then Microsoft may very well sell shitloads of copies of Office for Linux. After all, there's hardly any real competition! Better crush what little competition there is NOW before it's too late!

    2. Re:Motive? by SoftwareJanitor · · Score: 2

      While I agree that it is highly unlikely that Microsoft will ever port MS-Office to Linux, porting from Windows to UNIX or Linux isn't as hard as you think.

      Three commercial companies make products for just that purpose, two of which include source code licensed from Microsoft (Bristol's Wind/U and (Microsoft's choice for porting IE to HP/UX and Solaris) Mainsoft's MainWin). The other is Twin from Willows (funded by Ray Noorda (former CEO of Novell and also the money guy behind Caldera)). The Wine project also has winelib, which is what Corel is using for their Windows->Linux ports. It is my understanding that it isn't quite as refined as the commercial products yet, but is now progressing more rapidly now that Corel is contributing back their enhancements and fixes.

      These porting products provide most if not all of the services and API's you are talking about, and as for IE integration, I would believe Microsoft doing an IE port for Linux way before I would believe they'd do an MS-Office port, especially since they have already done ports of IE to Solaris and HP/UX.

      The reason that Microsoft won't do a Linux port of Office is because it would hurt Windows sales more than it would build sales of Office. It would also be an admission of defeat that Microsoft's pride would never allow them to make, even if it were monetarily advantageous in the long run. Training support costs wouldn't be that big of a deal to them, they barely support their own products now (a lot of the support they push off to the hardware vendors), so what would the difference be? They train people to support MS-Office on MacOS, so adding one other OS wouldn't be that much more of a stretch.

      Microsoft XENIX was sold to SCO way before Windows or OS/2 were in development. SCO sold XENIX (which was a UNIX V7 variant) for a long time, then they grafted major parts of XENIX into their SVR2 UNIX port which was SCO UNIX. SCO OpenDesktop and OpenServer still contain a lot of cruft for backwards compatibility with old XENIX apps. SCO UnixWare on the otherhand is based on SVR4, and is a lot cleaner (albiet still wouldn't be my first choice).

  46. possible, but not easy - Interesting Times for M$ by martin · · Score: 1

    Well I guess the port could be done, but as previous poster have mentioned Office is tighly alligned with Windows. Uncoupling this will take time, IE5 has Solaris/HPUX versions, but they had to start from scratch basing the code on O/S neutral techniques and it STILL doesn't cope with multiprocessor Unix boxes (you have to bind IE5 to a particular CPU to get it working).

    Given the functional complexity of Office 2000 (hey even 95 and 97 for that matter) this will be no mean feet.

    Also with added competition from the like of StarOffice/ Abiword/K-office and the Linux/Unix desktop environments like gnome/KDE I think that M$ will have some really good competition in the corporate market place (which is where it gets most of its revenues from).

    basically these are "Interesting Times" for M$ (thanks to Terry Pratchett for this one:-)

  47. Off topic but... by MyAss · · Score: 1

    I see people spouting statistics (%5 of users use linux... etc) My question is where are you guys getting these stats? Are they guesses or fact? Anybody got a link?

    --

    They misunderestimated me. -- George W. Bush
  48. Wait. I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you implying that somehow Sig11 is neither?

  49. Office for Linux in your dreams by coupland · · Score: 3

    If you think Microsoft will ever release Office for Linux you need to take a stroll down monopoly lane. They may start rumours about porting Office to Linux and if the heat gets to them expect them to make a formal announcement of Office for Linux. Just don't expect to see it. They have provided several precedents. Company "X" gets all kind of glory by selling a product Microsoft doesn't have and they need to respond. They announce their intention to make a product that's 10x better, free, and is mere weeks from delivery. At this point they have already won the battle -- everyone waits quietly for the Microsoft solution (who gets fired for recommending Microsoft?) and no one invests in a competitor. Now their options are open. Either they can delay the project indefinitely or they can come out with crappy product that no one buys and blame the lack of sales on the fact that there was no market. Option #1 was used for NetPC, option #2 was used for SMS. Either way the competitor loses and the market is lost. So yes... expect to see Office for Linux announced some day but don't ever expect to see a viable product hit the shelves.

    1. Re:Office for Linux in your dreams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why something like StarOffice is so nice, or even a copy of suse with an applix demo. People can try the competition for free or nearly free (including non monetary costs).

  50. No, they don't care if they wrote the OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want to sell copies of their OS too. If they port Office, it'll increase Linux's market share, and I'm positive they'll lose more money from the drop of Windows sales than they gain from the rise of Office sales. Of course, when they eventually make their own Linux distribution, things will be different. That is if they survive The War. :)

    1. Re:No, they don't care if they wrote the OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um last I checked, Office was around $300 and Windows is about $99. I'm sure they'd rather get $300. You could use that logic toward the Mac version of Office, but they still make it. Either way, Don't you love Scooby doo?

      Trolling for Scooby doo!

  51. Re: Uh, if you mean that it adds services by TummyX · · Score: 2

    Uh, if you mean that it adds services and applications to the OS then yes, that's what software does. I'd hardly refer to it as "modifies NT OS" like that, sure you could think of it that way, but then it's nothing more than an addition.

    Just cause Unix distributions generally come with QOTD, doesn't mean it's part of the OS. Anyone could write a service to add QOTD etc to Office. Gee hard. I mean look at VMWare, they managed to write VMWare for NT without any access to NT source code. It's extending the OS without source that windows is good at.

  52. It's not unlikely that Windows apps will be ported by TummyX · · Score: 1

    It's not unlikely that Windows apps will be ported to Linux. Seeing as Linux is the 'thing to do' (stamp Linux on anything and it'll sell).

    This is ESPECIALLY true now that Mainsoft have released MainWin for Linux (basically a complete port of Win32 to Linux - includes COM/ODBC/MFC etc). This is the porting tool Microsoft used to get Internet Explorer and Outlook Express on Slowlaris a HP-UX.

    Ofcourse, I'm refusing to use any Offfice product on Linux until X has antialiasing :P.

    BTW, these people who thinks MS Office is 'bloated', should try Star Office. 30 second load time comapred to 2 second load time....not to mention the way it pretends to be a shell...

  53. the os war has one final battleground by dirt_merchant · · Score: 1

    There is one thing that alot of people keep forgetting when discussing Microsoft's plans for Linux, even though it has been discussed here several times. The final hurdle Linux has before becoming a major contender on the desktop is having a decent browser. Face it, Netscape is bloat, Mozilla might never be ready, and Opera and Lynx just don't have the features everyone wants. I can see Microsoft porting Office to Linux, without making the slightest dent on its Windows profits, because Office suites are not what people get a computer for anymore, the Internet is. The day Microsoft decides to port a free, full-featured version of IE to Linux (and I know they already did to Solaris) is the day that Microsoft has given up on fighting the open source movement.

    --
    Enter the DirtMerchant
  54. Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Looks like the cat is out of the bag!!!, but I guess any reasonably tech-savvy slashdot observer could have guessed that something was going on here.

    Let me explain. I am an expert in the field of Marketing, working for a very large software company (naming no names). Over the last year me and my department have been tasked with "developing a coherent Linux Marketing story". To this end, I have been taking advantage of the Slashdot readership, exploiting their vast knowledge of Linux to truly get inside the minds of the "open source" and "GPL" communities.

    Sometimes I have met with outright hostility, and sometimes I am accused of being a "troll" (whatever that is) but since I am getting paid for this, I have to endure it. Indeed it seems such robust interaction is part-and-parcel of the whole "Open source" community. Us Marketers didn't grasp that before, we took our eye off the ball, but trust me, we will not be blindsided again, like we were by the Internet in 1994.

    Anyway, my point is this, my large software development organisation has investigated the Linux phenomenon, and we see several key barriers to market dominance of the desktop.

    1) Technological

    Linux has no support for de-facto industry standards. DCOM, and DirectX are the main examples, but there are many others.

    2) Lack of software

    Linux lacks the industry standard word processor - Microsoft Word, and spreadsheet - Microsoft Excel

    3) Marketing

    This is the real problem. Our marketing department has studied Linux for over 4 years, with real serious effort being expended in the last 18 months. We cannot produce a coherent marketing story for Linux. This is despite having one of the largest marketing budgets in the industry. We therefore cannot hope to sell our software on the Linux platform.

    There are a whole host of other issues, mostly to do with perception and marketing, rather than technical details. Points 1 and 2 are easily fixed. Our Marketing department was surprised to find that Linux, despite being written by a "communistic" process, actually had quite good security controls. We also found that some of the source code in there was quite well written, even compared to the code some of our best (and by best I mean highest paid) hackers have produced. All in all, the Linux issue is not a technical one. Our products could be ported if we could just figure out a business model where it would make sense. But no such model exists. We spend $millions. Believe me, we would have found it if it existed. The problem is the "Linux Zealots".

    The zealots are Linux's market. They are not lucrative. They dissuade naive user takeup of Linux. They talk down, condescend and patronise. They are arrogant. They scare people off. They mumble under their breath about "suits" and "clueless newbies".

    Our software company has significant Market share in its chosen niche (some would say too much share). We do not need the incremental revenue that a Linux port of our products would produce.

    Therefore we have no plans to port our software to Linux now, or in the next two to three years.

    Obviously I am not able to post under my real name, so I sign off, now as before.

    thank you

    dmg

    1. Re:Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Would the webmaster please delete the above post, which contains proprietary and confidential information. This is a polite request; I hope that no further request will be necessary. I understand the Internet as well as the next man, and I mean no disrespect to this site or its values, but I cannot allow the above post to remain.

      --John Saul Montoya.
      44/E1403 Avenue of the Americas

    2. Re:Watch this space. by Richy_T · · Score: 4
      Note: I think this guy is trolling but I think his points are worth answering anyway

      Sometimes I have met with outright hostility, and sometimes I am accused of being a "troll" (whatever that is) but since I am getting paid for this, I have to endure it.

      Typical marketeer. Whinges about having to work for their money while expecting others to contribute to their projects, career and company's marketing strategy for free.

      Indeed it seems such robust interaction is part-and-parcel of the whole "Open source" community. Us Marketers didn't grasp that before, we took our eye off the ball, but trust me, we will not be blindsided again, like we were by the Internet in 1994.

      Well, the rest of your post seems to indicate that you're going to be deliberately covering your eyes this time. Just because you're in denial doesn't mean it wont happen.

      Linux has no support for de-facto industry standards. DCOM, and DirectX are the main examples, but there are many others.

      Sorry, directX is an evil Microsoft development. Not sure about dcom but be sure that if there were any real need for these things, Linux would have them.

      Linux lacks the industry standard word processor - Microsoft Word, and spreadsheet - Microsoft Excel

      I think most of us on here know why this is. But I don't think you're claiming it's the fault of Linux anyway. If companies want to be tied to MS, I guess that's there call but I really don't see this lasting forever. If and when Linux takes over the world, if these applications are still only available for windows, they will be forced out of the market an replaced with something else for better or worse.

      We cannot produce a coherent marketing story for Linux. This is despite having one of the largest marketing budgets in the industry. We therefore cannot hope to sell our software on the Linux platform.

      Did you ever consider the option that you just don't "get it"? Seriously? I suspect that for you, "failure is not an option" so when you can't work something out, it can't be your fault, it has to be the fault of the market right?

      Our Marketing department was surprised to find that Linux, despite being written by a "communistic" process, actually had quite good security controls

      And you wonder why you get labelled "troll"? Linux has some of the foremost people in the field working on it. Clearly your research is pretty shallow if you come up with statements like this.

      even compared to the code some of our best (and by best I mean highest paid) hackers

      And you guys wonder about being called "suits" when you refer to youe professional programming staff like that?

      We spend $millions. Believe me, we would have found it if it existed.

      Once again this comes back to the "suit" thing. If a geek can't grok something, he'll go back and readjust his perspective and try again and keep trying until he "gets it". A suit will just assume it's something wrong with the item in question and just dismiss it

      The zealots are Linux's market. They are not lucrative. They dissuade naive user takeup of Linux. They talk down, condescend and patronise. They are arrogant. They scare people off. They mumble under their breath about "suits" and "clueless newbies".

      And they're part of the thing that drives the success of Linux as well. Their message may be wrong but they bring Linux to the attention of others. Have you ever really used Linux? I mean really and seriously? From the perspective of an admin who's had to put up with all the Microsoft crap moving to Linux with it's power and configurability is enough to put a fanatical gleam in nearly anyone's eye. It's no wonder there are zealots out there. And yes, "clueless newbie" is a standard insult but it's there for a reason. Most of us had to go through all the reading of HOWTOS, misconfigurations and other joys that build our skills, we are not paid to babysit someone who got their redhat CD off the front of a magazine and now wants to know if they can run Linux in a dos window. I repeat, we are not paid but these users demand to know the answers, now, and in full.

      Our software company has significant Market share in its chosen niche (some would say too much share). We do not need the incremental revenue that a Linux port of our products would produce.

      MINDSHARE!

      Therefore we have no plans to port our software to Linux now, or in the next two to three years.

      Sure, close your eyes. That steam train is still going to hit you.

      Alternatively, get someone on your team who "gets it". Not all of us Linux users out here are zealots. Most of us are too busy doing our jobs to answer your marketing questions. Of course you're going to mostly hear from the zealots. Go find one of your big marketing books and look up "self selection".

      Rich

    3. Re:Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Once again this comes back to the "suit" thing. If a geek can't grok something, he'll go back and readjust his perspective and try again and keep trying until he "gets it". A suit will just assume it's something wrong with the item in question and just dismiss it

      A quick response as I am a bit busy at the moment. Your statement is not the case. Most "geeks" do not "grok" CAPITALISM but they make absolutely no effort to adjust their perspective. They do not understand that fundamentally, they owe their living to the hard working guys and girls in their marketing departments who slave daily to persuade the software-buying public that the bug-ridden mess they have developed is worth spending $$$s on.

      And I would like to talk more on this subject, but events have overtaken me, as I seem to have upset someone in our legal department with my previous posting. If you don't hear from me for a while, it will be because I am dealing a rather large amount of that "corporate BS" that you open source guys are lucky to be free from.

      thank you

      dmg

    4. Re:Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      no support for de-facto industry standards. DCOM, and DirectX
      hmm, they are standards only for MS systems.

      Linux lacks the industry standard word processor - Microsoft Word, and spreadsheet - Microsoft Excel
      hmmm, again, these are propriety items, NOT industry standard.

      We cannot produce a coherent marketing story for Linux.
      Well, I'll give you a link here

      The problem is the "Linux Zealots".....
      and what about MS zealots that think propriety software is an industry standard?

      Our software company has significant Market share in its chosen niche (some would say too much share).
      This is a dead giveaway that you, obviously, work for M$.

    5. Re:Watch this space. by Richy_T · · Score: 3
      Aha, good. Some dialogue rather than just firing comments off into the wild blue yonder

      Your statement is not the case. Most "geeks" do not "grok" CAPITALISM but they make absolutely no effort to adjust their perspective.

      Well, my own data point is that most of the coders I know are just about the most capitalistic bastards in existence. The reason they don't like marketing is that most of what they see of it is about 60% bullshit and only about 5% of the capability of the product. Most of us are extremely clear thinkers and would rather just have a datasheet of the facts rather than some salesdroid telling us unmeasurable opinions about how their product is "fantastic" and "the best" (often at the bottom of an advert where 9/10 of the page is taken up with some anorexic model)

      They do not understand that fundamentally, they owe their living to the hard working guys and girls in their marketing departments

      And I'm sure that they feel it's the other way around. The fact is that in this world, marketeers are needed so it's more of a symbiotic or team relationship. Again, coders can visualise a world where they can produce their product and people would buy it on their merits without the need for marketeers. A utopian view perhaps but somewhat more realistic than the other way around where marketeers would sell stuff that never needs to be produced.

      who slave daily to persuade the software-buying public that the bug-ridden mess they have developed is worth spending $$$s on.

      Im sure many programmers feel they would like to produce bug free code but don't have time to. Well, who's fault is that? The marketeers who sold the product for a fixed price and to a deadline. The reality is that bug free software isn't currently financially viable for most applications at the moment (Except for Open Source which has no deadlines or budget of course). Now, that is capitalism for you.

      And I would like to talk more on this subject, but events have overtaken me, as I seem to have upset someone in our legal department with my previous posting. If you don't hear from me for a while, it will be because I am dealing a rather large amount of that "corporate BS" that you open source guys are lucky to be free from.

      Oh, I'm not an "open source" guy, I code distinctly commercial software for a living, as I suspect, do many people who contribute to open source. So we all get to see some of that corporate BS. I'm fortunate enough to work for a company where we don't see much of that and that I'm happy to say, goes for honesty in its marketing rather than BS (But we can afford to because we're damn good)

      I'm still not sure that you're not a troll (I can't see that you'd have been still posting on here if your legal dept had jumped on you) but if you're not, I hope you get through all the legal stuff. Far as I could see, there wasn't anything too commercially sensitive in there and I don't have a clue which company you're working for. Also, IMO, posting to this kind of forum is exactly the kind of reasearch you should have been doing.

      Rich

    6. Re:Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would the webmaster please delete this item, which contains proprietary and confidential information. This is a polite request; I hope that no further request will be necessary. I understand the Internet as well as the next man, and I mean no disrespect to this site or its values, but I cannot allow the above post to remain.

      --John Saul Montoya.
      44/E1403 Avenue of the Americas

    7. Re:Watch this space. by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      Would the webmaster please delete this item, which contains proprietary and confidential information. This is a polite request; I hope that no further request will be necessary. I understand the Internet as well as the next man, and I mean no disrespect to this site or its values, but I cannot allow the above post to remain.

      Firstly, tithead, the original article was anonymous with no tracability. By following up with a with request with your name and address, you have provided tracability between "proprietary an confidential information" and your company. Nice one. The other guy may have loaded the gun but you pulled the trigger.

      Secondly, that was my post you followed up to requesting removal rather than (presumably) the one you meant so while you may know the internet as much as the next man, you previously do not know it as much as the previous one.

      Nextly, This is Slashdot, not your personal little sandbox. I dont see that you have the ability to "allow" or not "allow" posts to remain you arrogant fucker.

      Finally, The original poster was participating in the community and getting potentially valuable feedback. With attitudes like yours, it's no wonder your company doesn't "get it" and won't be supporting Linux. I suspect the original poster is the most clueful person working there (or was)

      Geeks and marketroids, we have our differences but everyone hates the scum-sucking layers

      Rich

      I still think I'm being trolled.

    8. Re:Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      After this afternoons frightening turn of events, I have found it necessary to take some (expensive) legal advice. The result of my $3133.00 7 minute consultation is that I will not be contributing any more to this forum, and have been advised to make the following statement:

      The comments you may have read earlier on this electronic information system - attibuted to "dmg" were made by an individual. These comments are protected speech, but as such do not represent ex-post facto the opinion of any third party, corporatation or individual, living or dead, and were made without prejudice, and without malicious intent. No material facts (within the meaning of the law) are contained within any of these postings.

      The comments remain the copyright of the original poster - dmg. Any reproduction of the aforementioned comments is protected by copyright law, and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent permitted, in all jurisdictions, national and international. Linking to this article may also constitute breach of contract and may also be prosecuted.

      I am advised by my representative not to make any further contributions to this forum.

      I would also like to personally warn those who hide behind anonymity, that they may not be as anonymous as they like to think, and that freedom of speech does not exist on the net in its current form. I am warning you, things can get very nasty and very expensive, very quickly. Please THINK before posting (to Slashdot, or anywhere else) You may not be aware who is reading your posts, and you are NOT as anonymous as you may believe. They also have some very powerful allies, some of whom are armed as a matter of routine.

      thank you, and goodbye for the moment.

      dmg

    9. Re:Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Finally, The original poster was participating in the community and getting potentially valuable feedback. With attitudes like yours, it's no wonder your company doesn't "get it" and won't be supporting Linux. I suspect the original poster is the most clueful person working there (or was)

      Geeks and marketroids, we have our differences but everyone hates the scum-sucking layers

      Well thank you very much for your kind comments. Did it ever freaking occur to you that this "scum-sucking lawyer" was just doing his job, just like everyone else? The "original poster" was shooting his mouth off, talking about subjects which he had no right to be talking about. His company (and mine) actually do "get it" about Linux, for your fucken information, but we have long-standing interests which mean that it is not a good idea to be shouting about that fact in public.

      And when you make a legal threat, you make it in legal language. I had no damn alternative but to use the language of my profession, just like you 'bots use the language of yours.

      Thank you for your kind concern, but my name and address were faked -- check the NY Bar Assoc. directory if you don't believe me. Not that it matters now -- the news is out, through other channels, and a potentially ground-breaking deal (which could have brought huge amounts of funds into YOUR precious "community") is now probably not gonna happen. Unless some "scum sucking lawyer" manages to kiss enough fucken corporate ass to convince certain High Up People that this incident should be marked down to the idiocy of "experienced professionals" who can't behave like professionals. Most clueful my well-kicked ass.

      Fuck this, I'm off to get wrecked.

      -- montoya

    10. Re:Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still think I'm being trolled

      Nope. Check your tense. You've been trolled, and you're flipping around in the bottom of the boat. I think they'll throw you back into the lake, however, as you're old and full of worms, and your mercury count is probably high.

      Try not to hit on everything shiny that jiggles by your weedbed.

    11. Re:Watch this space. by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      Except sometimes a good troll is more interesting than the rest of the comments on Slashdot. Got a few karma points out of it too :)

      Oh well, time to go home.

      Rich

    12. Re:Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh yeah, it's all a big fricken joke? Look, "dmg" fucked up, I fucked up, everyone involved fucked up. People need to realise that you aren't just anonymous on the internet, and that if you say the wrong thing, it gets back to your employers quicker than you think. Shit, I probably shouldn't even be typing this, but what the hell, I'm as mad as a snake and p'-ed off.

      Nobody's going to lose their job over this, but we'll probably lose some of our bonuses. And dmg's firm will probably implement some sort of technical solution to stop people posting to the Web.

      It's all just so freakin' unnecessary. None of this had to happen, if only people could learn that just because you can broadcast something to a million readers, doesn't mean that you have to.

      And now I really am off to get wrecked.

      --montoya

    13. Re:Watch this space. by Alcoholist · · Score: 2
      Microsoft won't do it because they can't profit from it.

      Buddy Microsoft guy here is so completely corporate he's almost a cartoon.

      This is the old, out-dated style of business thinking clashing with the new style of business-think. I have this argument with my father all the time (an IT executive at a big corp) and I think even he is beginning to grok it. Maybe a bit of topic, but what the hell.

      Microsoft (and most of the large IT players right now) are old-style business thinkers. Their product strategy is simple: devise product, patent product, sell product, defend product.

      These companies exist only for profit. They never seek opinions or approval from their industry peers - why would they - they are trying to drive their peers out of the marketplace. They act nice to the customer not because they respect him, but because they need his loyalty. They act nice their hackers not because they like them, but because they don't want their competitors to have them. They contribute to the common good only in return for taxation benefits. Their only contributions to education and knowledge are certification programs designed to perpetuate the product and generate even more profit.

      The easiest road to profit is control. Control of the product, control of the marketplace, control of the consumer. Monopolies an excellent way of maintaining this control. Microsoft is almost the ultimate corporation this way -- they maintain absolute control over their product, develop their own standards, and sell to a clientle that is not educated enough to know any better. Microsoft has acheived what most companies can only dream of -- total control of their market.

      Without competition there is no challenge to the product. If the money is rolling in why on Earth would you invest more money in making the product better? From Microsoft's point of view, Windows is already the perfect product -- it generates profit. Subsequent versions of Windows do not have to be better or more stable, they just have to sell.

      Successful old-style business thinkers to nothing to advance knowledge, because they don't have to and it isn't profitable. Windows 2000 is really nothing more then a nicer looking NT4. A server operating system with plug and play, a server operating system with Direct X, a server operating system that went to market with 60000 possible bugs, but I'll bet the shadow under the mousepointer works great. Style over substance, because the product is already 'perfect'.

      The problem Microsoft faces now, and what all of the old style business thinkers face, is the unsustainability of this style of thinking. Growth can't go on forever, and neither can intellectual stagnation. One day, a group of people are going to come along, who can't be bought, who can't be sued, and who make things, not for profit, but because they can. Because it needs to be made. Because it advances knowledge. Because it is cool. They don't need to amass multi-billion dollar fortunes to pay for their computer bits and beer. They make their money helping others to use their product, something that should be done anyway. In the OS world, these new-style business thinkers are those "Linux Zealots". And one day, without ever launching a lawsuit, or a hostile take-over, they will topple these greedy, arrogant companies. Microsoft will either change, or it will die.

      Microsoft guys, if you are still reading this thread, this is your fate. Start thinking like people rather than corporations before it is too late. Get off your asses, and tell your boss that you want to port Office over Linux, that you want to give it away free, and that you want to open source it. Then the rest of us can hack it, make it faster, and get rid of that damn talking paperclip.

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    14. Re:Watch this space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) The need for a particular 'industry standard' is artificial. Loki and Hyperion are busy proving this point even as we speak.

      2) The need for a particular 'application' is also highly artificial. Sun is busy proving this point wrong.

      This all has to do with marketing and 'mind lock'. People don't bother to have an awareness of what it is that they actually need and instead just buy 'brand foo'. However, the costs of that behaivor are becoming more obvious to a larger number of people, especially those in decision making positions.

      As superficial as the common consumer is, they are also stingy. This same quality of consumers that undermined Apple's position in the market despite superior quality and a genuine focus on end users will work against Microsoft as well.

      Lastly, we don't want to become the next Microsoft. Some users are better of with a Mac or BeOS and they should be perfectly free to choose those options.

      We in America and the West should simply demand better out of our markets. We should be able to take advantages of the full benefit of capitalism rather than being stuck in a Stalinesque nightmare bourne out of our own shortsightedness.

    15. Re:Watch this space. by Luke+Skywalker · · Score: 1

      Stop me if I'm wrong, I think this (the original post) was written completely tounge-in-cheek. Look at it again. If it seems rediculous and trollish, that's because it was meant to be. It was written in parody of what a naive M$ marketroid might write on this subject. From my perspective, there seems to be no other interpretation. Don't take the views seriously, because they are probably not the actual views of the author.



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  55. This is just FUD without the F. by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

    There are three reasons that microsoft might do this.
    1) They think they have lost the OS war and don't want to lose the Office Suite War (This isn't happening yet, and probably won't for a while)
    2) They are extending their FUD strategy to create an illusion that linux is a real threat, and if successful, they will have an easier time defending their position that they are not a monopoly in court.(I believe this makes the most sense, at least at the present)
    3) They are setting up to build their own distributions, in which their "enhancements" only work with their distribution, therefore causing a migration to their distribution(this is also not very likely, and it would be tough to do this without violating the GPL)

    1. Re:This is just FUD without the F. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plop plop plop

  56. Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are Microsft. Lower your shields and surrender your kernels. We will add, extend and extinguish your technology to our own, your OS will adapt to service us.

    Jonathan.
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  57. Linux - The "communistic" OS by dirt_merchant · · Score: 0

    well dmg, as one of the "zealots" you so kindly refer to in the above excrement, i wish you luck. unlike most people in the us, i don't apply the same tyrannical connotations to the concept of communism, and as a user of the "communistic" os varity, i would like to point out to you that the internet has grown so enormous due to its "socialistic" practices and the gift economy it embraces (take a night class in sociology or poly-sci, it might actually help with your marketing strategies, plus you might also be able to discern between the two philosphies). i wish you good will, but i am afraid your ideas are a thing of the past. (and good ridance to bad rubbish)

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    1. Re:Linux - The "communistic" OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) Learn to spell. its variety, not varity.

      2) learn to use capitalization where appropriate.

      3) You are a prime example of the phenomenon that will keep Linux in its well deserved "nerd ghetto".

      You may be surprised to know that as well as my Marketing qualifications, I also have a masters in advanced computer science, an MBA, and last but not least a BA in Political Science (you would probably call it "spin control").

      I am not as dumb as you seem to think, and I do not need to be told what to do by someone calling themselves "dirtmechanic".

    2. Re:Linux - The "communistic" OS by dirt_merchant · · Score: 0

      1 life is to short for grammer good an speiln czecherz 2 capitalization is irritating 3 maybe so. and if that is the case, then so be it. i don't consider myself the "target consumer" of most corporate marketing campaigns anyway. 4 if this is true (and trust me, i don't really care either way) it sounds to me like you spent far too much time concentrating on the degree in marketing, without rounding yourself properly. anyone can get a degree. 5 i never said you were dumb, and slashdot is a place of stating opinions. if you'd really spent half the time or resources you claim to have in studying the open-source community, then you would understand this 6 it's dirtmerchant

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    3. Re:Linux - The "communistic" OS by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      "It's variety, not varity"
      I think you're wrong, it's vanity. He referred to the "communistic" OS vanity.

    4. Re:Linux - The "communistic" OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Enter the dirtmerchant

      thanks, but no thanks...

  58. Funny how Neal Stephenson is portrayed. by Noodle · · Score: 1
    The article made it sound like Stephenson is some sort of software industry pundit or expert, not just an excellent writer throwing out musings which happen to include Microsoft and Linux.

    Still, he did title his essay In the Beginning was the Command Line, which you must admit has a sort of comp-sci history feel to it, so maybe Stephenson was trying to project the impression that he's an expert. =)

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  59. CNN forces to look at DoucbleClick ads by hautis · · Score: 1
    I have WWWOffle filtering out everything DoubleClick, and so I can not load the CNN page.

    Well, at least they didn't push any cookies this way when I turned the proxy off temporarily.

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  60. Re:A port of office would help MICROSOFT a lot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . If MS ported office to linux, people would be able to smoothly make the transition to linux without having to lose all of the files they've made with MS office on windows.

    But this is M$' whole modus operandi. They suck you in with easy applications, then tie you to a crappy OS by integrating the applications with the OS. Office for Linux is the first step on the road to MS-Linux. And nobody wins when that happens, but the "mass market" users never get to know what they've lost.

    I suppose that we could hope to rely on the GPL to keep the source open, and to stop MS-Linux from taking over the whole shooting match, but are we sure the GPL is watertight? My brother works for an IP law firm (not the one run by Bill Gates' dad, but they're pretty big), and he claimed to me that he had a document detailing eight major and 12 minor weaknesses in the drafting of the GPL. Who's to say that some of these weaknesses can't be tricked up by an expensive lawyer into a justification for closed-source MS-Linux? Which then comes to dominate the market because it, unlike the open source Linuxen, has a credible suite of office applications.

  61. Re:A port of office would help MICROSOFT a lot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would the webmaster please delete the above post, which contains proprietary and confidential information. This is a polite request; I hope that no further request will be necessary. I understand the Internet as well as the next man, and I mean no disrespect to this site or its values, but I cannot allow the above post to remain.

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  62. Can IBM help out? by sstrick · · Score: 2

    In HMO office is the best wordprocesser/spreadsheet package around, however I don't think that Lotus SmartSuite is to bad either.

    Basically me and most other users would be happy with either one. Is there any chance of IBM doing a smartsuite port to Linux I wonder? They don't have any problems with OS's any more (OS2 is dead) and they would have the staff for it.

    They have just finished porting Lotus Notes r5 to linux, which also shows they take Linux seriously.

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  63. I Don't Want Office by KillNateD · · Score: 1

    Why in god's name would we want that bloated hunk of crap? It's awful.

    Do we really want a word processor that intentionally fscks up its file format with every new version so that when one guy/gal in the office gets a new machine bundled with the latest version, the entite company is subtlely reminded that they'd better upgrade or be left behind?

    Do you really want a word processor that uses 25% of your screen real estate for undecipherable buttons that access hundreds of obscure features that you'll never use?

    Do you want what is arguably one of the more important computer program's design to be determined by an asshole marketdroid named Brad who gets promoted based on his haircut?

    Do you want a goddamned paper clip making idiotic suggestions every ten seconds?

    We can do this ourselves. Let's stop yearning for shitty software. Let's stop reinventing MS' lowest common denominator garbage. Let's write stuff that's actually GOOD. Write stuff that's really revolutionary.

    This is our time. This is our movement. We do not have to be condemned to reinventing shoddy apps.

    Which is not to say that MSOffice is unimportant--I understand how fundamental it is today. But if we're to make our computing lives better, we need to stop being content with the same market-driven crap that's been shoved down our throats since 1982.

    I don't mean that we should use Emacs or even TeX. It's pretty obvious that the world would like a good word processor. We could very easily give the world one that doesn't completely suck, and without too much effort.

    I've tried AbiWord, StarOffice, Applix, Word Perfect...they all pretty much suck as well.

    So when will it happen? Why don't I do it? I don't know...maybe because there are too many confusing X toolkits, or that X sucks in general, or that people are afraid that a word processor that doesn't attempt to clone Word will die.

    Whatever, I'm going to get back to writing an X CD player.

    1. Re:I Don't Want Office by Foogle · · Score: 2
      It's not awful. Abiword is awful; Office2000 is just sort of sour.

      As an end user, I don't give a damn about how they do their file format. It would be nice if it played well with other processors, but it's not the end of the world. Besides, it's not like Corel and Sun are writing books on how to read *their* formats.

      No, I don't like all those buttons. Fortunately, it's customizable and I get rid of only the ones I don't use.

      I don't buy software based on the hair, do you?

      Turn the paperclip off -- it's not that hard.

      Maybe we can do this ourselves... I don't see anything remotely approaching Office 2000's level of usefulness. KWord isn't that great. I'll give it some time, but I'm not going to hold my breath on this one.

      Yeah, go back to the CD player... After all, we don't have enough of those on freshmeat, do we?

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  64. Why MS will say they'll port and not do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS have heard of Applixware, StarOffice, KOffice, Gnome Workshop, and all the other independant apps, like Abiword. None of these are marked with a big "Microsoft" on it. None of these bring money to Microsoft. This is a big pain in Billou's ass. Microsoft don't want to see Offices that are not prefixed by "MS". Microsoft don't want to see software that don't bring them money. So Microsoft will make everything to prevent development of non-ms applications on Linux. The only way they have is to say "Hey, soon you will have MS-Word, and MS-Excel, MS-Access, MS-Paintbrush! Don't try to use the poor tools other people could made, use MS-Application, and BUY THEM!" But porting MS-Office or MS-Visual Studio to Linux will allow people to abandon Windows. They don't want it. They don't port anything. Microsoft strategy is vaporware. MS-Office for Linux *is* vaporware. What Microsoft ignore is that this strategy won't work on Linux, because Linux live thanks to peoples wanting to make it a complete OS, without need for commercial applications. Microsoft hype and vaporware won't discourage people to code for Linux. Hopefully one day Microsoft will die, or (better) be forced to change their mind and behavior.

  65. Ugh, Microsoft Office... by chrischow · · Score: 1
    wonderful, i want a really slow word processor thats got a trillion extra features i don't need, Excel is quite good but it doesn't do anything i couldn't do with another spreadsheet anyway. the worst thing about M$ stuff is their file formats, they change them with every release forcing people to upgrade inorder to read files from clients.

    M$ Office must be destroyed and replaced by useful programs with stable file formats, preferably open standard. hey thats a neat idea, imagine if every word processor shared the same file format. u could do this with XML or even HTML anyway *now*

    1. Re:Ugh, Microsoft Office... by witz · · Score: 1

      Office now uses XML as a file format...oh wait, you knew that, didn't you? That wasn't a knee-jerk reaction at all.

      witz

    2. Re:Ugh, Microsoft Office... by witz · · Score: 1

      BTW, go read this before spewing your FUD. Thanks.

    3. Re:Ugh, Microsoft Office... by chrischow · · Score: 1

      sorry Office 2000 does not work on my computer yet

    4. Re:Ugh, Microsoft Office... by chrischow · · Score: 1

      i had heard Office 2000's XML implementation had some problems

  66. MS Office on Linux: A fantasy, unless.... by Brother+Om · · Score: 1

    Seems like the only way Microsoft would do it would be if they happened to break up the company (for the sake of team morale, or to keep their competitive edge, or something), splitting themselves into an OS company, an Office software company.....

    Then perhaps they would have a compelling reason to expand the market for MS Office

  67. YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -- not dmg

    (and I mean it)

  68. IE5 for Solaris is SPARC-only by acb · · Score: 3

    Microsoft have a policy of only supporting UNIX platforms that run on non-Intel architectures. It is Microsoft doctrine that its OSes are the only official OSes on Intel platforms (hence the way their OSes clobber the MBR without asking, and sabotaged OS/2 file attributes).

    It would take a drastically changed environment for MS to support Linux.

    1. Re:IE5 for Solaris is SPARC-only by beagle · · Score: 1
      Ah, but remember that Linux is not Intel-only. If Microsoft were to begin to hate Intel, perhaps MS would build and sell non-Intel-only versions of MS Apps?

      But that would be stupid too, because MS's OSs are Intel-only. By selling Apps for non-Intel-non-MS OSs, they'd be killing their own cash cow.

      That is, of course, if they didn't become an Apps-Only company. While they are bloated and have too many unnecessary features, I think many of us would agree that many MS apps are otherwise pretty nice. (IE5 and Outlook, for example.)

  69. Re:A port of office would help MICROSOFT a lot! by wakko · · Score: 1

    Great, that's all I need, a paperclip dancing around my screen.
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  70. the FUTURE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here is how it shall work, remember os2? o yeha i just reminded you of it, thats windows in about 10 years.... name me 3 os2 applications.... you cant? o well thats windows in 10 years.... i use windows not linux, only because IT IS EASYIER TO USE FOR WHAT I DO, but as far as it being "stable", windows 3.1 didnt crash as much as 9x, nt and 2000. linux will no doubt be run by 75% of the world before too long becuase its open source, and is STABLE.

    1. Re:the FUTURE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I am thinking that OS/2 is where Linux will be in less than two years.

      And I work with OS/2 every day at work. (the network at work has a mix of OS/2, Win32, Novell, and Solaris components. Heck, we even have a few Win16 boxes yet, where it doesn't make sense to upgrade, i.e. boxes with old JTAG emulators in them which fill that single role well in the lab)

      What do you know about stability? Have you ever even run Windows 2000, or are you just repeating the FUD that indicates the sheer terror in Linux advocates on Usenet?

    2. Re:the FUTURE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has used Win2000 - I can state that I simply don't trust it. The average running time is about 10 minutes of use before complete system lockup - this might be down to the beta NVIDIA display drivers. However I have watched it lock up on many other devices.

      FUD - I THINK NOT

    3. Re:the FUTURE by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't know what ghetto build of Windows 2000 you're running. I'm running the latest MSDN version, with the windows update run on it, and it's stable as all get-out. I've rebooted it due to problems once. It hasn't bluescreened on me. I've been running with this level of stability since RC2.

      I might also add that at home I have a P2-400 with a Creative TNT Ultra 2. The 3d works just fine. Hibernation is working just fine. Power saving isn't having any problems. These are the things that traditionally hose your system, but Win2k isn't having any problems for me.

      If you're having problems, you are probably doing one of the following:

      • Running an old build
      • Running with old drivers
      • Running some bad hardware
      On the other hand, when I installed RedHat Linux 6.1.1 on my ALR Revolution 6x6, I had to pull the RAID controller (AMI Megaraid) during install, because during install the raid controller was detected at primary, but during boot it's secondary. I love redhat, but that kind of ghetto action doesn't tend to happen under windoze.
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    4. Re:the FUTURE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      linux will no doubt be run by 75% of the world before too long

      Comments like this make me wonder if Slashdot is some sort of interdimensional nexus where people living in various parallel universes are interacting without knowing they're in different worlds. Because where I live, Linux has basically zero chance of getting 10% market share, much less 75%.

    5. Re:the FUTURE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux will NOT be run by 75% of the world in the near future. 75% of PC users aren't geeks.

      Joe Average who's familiar with Windows is not going to want to switch. When they buy their next PC, they will PAY for Windows over a pre-installed free Linux (or a distro that costs $$$) because they are familiar with it.

      If they buy a PC without an OS installed, then will they FTP Linux onto their PC? No, remember they're not geeks and they'll go and buy an OS. RedHat or Windows? Hmmm, both cost $$$ at Wal-Mart, Circuit City, and wherever else non-geeks shop. They'll buy what they're familiar with.

      It will take something revolutionary like Corel giving away FREE PCs to anyone that wants them, with Linux pre-installed with a functioning Office Suite and easy to use internet applications, to get Linux "over".

      Do you think someone will step up and give away free PCs like that? Free PC providers are fading fast.

  71. Microsoft Linux? Nope. Microsoft BSD? Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple didn't go with Linux, because of the license issues. And now Mac OS X is a BSD. It would make much more sense for MS to use a BSD for both their ports and a distribution if they decided to make one.

    Linux distributions (we must make the distinction between Linux -- a kernel -- and a true distribution) have always been something of a Frankenstein, different pieces thrown together from all across the globe. BSD systems are much more centralized. Yes, a percentage of the userland code is shared, but the organization is MUCH better. Microsoft has always enjoyed controlling all aspects of their distributions in a similar manner, and the BSD model goes along with this very nicely.

    I personally enjoy the zen of BSD, a feeling I never quite had with Linux. scouring obscure FTP sites for source packages (I was a Slackware user) and compiling everything myself was fun for a while but it became a monumental waste of time. Dual booting to Linux and FreeBSD just made me feel dirty, so bye-bye Linux and hello OS ZEN.

    I look forward to Microsoft BSD and taking advantage of their applications myself. Maybe Linux users should start working on a good FreeBSD emulator.

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    1. Re:Microsoft Linux? Nope. Microsoft BSD? Maybe. by number_six · · Score: 1

      Apple didn't go with Linux because they purchased NeXT. They went with BSD purely because it's the underlying OS beneath the NeXT OS.

      I like BSD a lot more than Linux, too, but I'm not delusional enough to think that they chose NeXT/BSD over Linux. Linux wasn't even on the list.

    2. Re:Microsoft Linux? Nope. Microsoft BSD? Maybe. by James_Kirk · · Score: 1

      Dumb ass were talking about Microsoft here. I love BSD and Versions of Linux like SuSE, Slackware and Debian, but this is Microsoft which means the dumb computer users. BSD is not an easy install and it is very complex for something of a desktop. Dumb people would use something Caldera (HATE), RedHat (HATE), Mandrake (Okay), or Corel (Okay)

    3. Re:Microsoft Linux? Nope. Microsoft BSD? Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, a BSD emultor to emulate all 5 BSD specific apps. LOL!

  72. Without a doubt. by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    Here are some likely scenarios where MS will port Office to Linux/Unix and still stomp on competitors:

    (1) Microsoft is broken up into smaller units due to the anti-trust litigation. This seperate entity has more leeway choosing its destiny and profits are not tied to the sucess or failure of Windows.

    (2) Microsoft releases the X-Box as an inexpensive sub $200 system. Instead of taking $100 or the complete system integration profit it gets to take the entire deal. Competing vendors must pay MS for the OS and face narrower profit margins or swith to Linux, Solaris or some other free alternative. The OS for the X-Box is either a dumbed down version of Win2K or NT with gaming improvements or 98 minus the bells and whistles.

    (3) Microsoft plays NT (or a variant thereof) against Linux like Intel plays the Celeron against AMD Athlon. NT will be priced to undercut Linux distros while Win2000 becomes the premium choice. Office runs on either but they ensure it runs just a little bit better on NT. NT becomes slightly compatible with Unix but Win2000 and future releases don't. RH, SUSE, Mandrake, and TurboLinux struggle to compete selling distros under $20, providing support and paying the new Suit's salaries. Corel remains the wildcard with the tools necessary to compete with MS.

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  73. Tux isn't fat...he's big-boned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's it guys, I'm going home.

  74. Why bother with Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been using this M$ app lately and i've noticed - please don't kill me - it does pretty much everything I need as far as word processing goes. Its called Wordpad.. The only thing it really lacks is pagebreaks :) But otherwise I find it fine for a nice, quick word processor one step up from Notepad and one giant bloatware leap below the bs of the Office suite. Cheers.

  75. Re:A port of office would help MICROSOFT a lot! by Khan · · Score: 1

    Is there something you'd like to tell us "Mr. Montoya"? How can the post you are referring to be proprietary? Confidential, I can see. Please feel free to express your comments here. We're always happy to listen. :)

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  76. Could this be the justice settlement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One solution to the MS antitrust trail that i'm surprised I haven't heard is forcing MS to port office to other OSs. Many people realize that Office is MS second big stick. MS can still force apple to do ANYTHING by simple saying that if apple doesn't comply MS will issue a statement saying the will no longer support office on the mac. Bang apple will drop like a stone.

    I think a settlement should be that MS port Office to the two most successful rivals with no string attached. Thus free apple and makeing office availible to linux and perhaps Be.

    Maybe someone in the justice department has had the same idea and MS is getting a head start on the porting.

  77. Static Analysis by wowbagger · · Score: 2
    You are making the mistake of performing what is often call "static analysis": failing to take into account what changes in the system would occur given an event.


    Right now, Linux may be 3% of the business desktop market, but that is because MSOffice is not available for it. Were MS to release Office for Linux, that number would jump to about 25%, or much larger than the Mac.


    The Mac market WRT business is saturated: you are unlikely to see a huge increase in the number of Macs being used in a business sense (by this I mean word processing, spreadsheets, presentations, etc., not graphics manipulation or page layout.) The Linux market is like a supersaturated solution: one disruption and the system will undergo a massive state change.


    This is both why MS won't port Office in the near term (since it would "knife the baby") and why they must port it in the long run. Eventually, all that potential money just sitting there waiting for somebody else to grab it will be too much.


    However, the day MS announces Office for Linux is the day MSWindows has a sheet pulled over its head and a toe-tag tied on.

    1. Re:Static Analysis by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know where you get this 25% figure. It sounds to me like that came directly out of your a**.

      In any case, I DO agree that Microsoft apps on linux would dramatically enhance the popularity of the platform, as long as they work properly. The thing I most want to see from them is IE5, followed closely by Media Player 6.4. Then they have to convince people to port their codecs to linux. I could really go for an mpeg player for linux that didn't suck.

      What I mean by suck, BTW, is that players like mpeg_play or xanim aren't very forgiving, and don't deal with "weird" mpeg files; Whereas media player plays them flawlessly. This is a FEATURE. People aren't going to stop making non-compliant mpeg clips, and so I'm not going to want to not be able to play them. This is why I still run Win2k on the desktop, besides games of course.

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    2. Re:Static Analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just want to say that Microsoft cannot port Office to Linux as it has too many bugs ?
      Take a look at Star Office (thanks Sun!), Applixware, and many many others...
      Facing Offices-like, less bugged, sometimes free programs is more than a match for Microsoft.
      Linux market is saturated, but not in terms of buyers. There are plenty of programs, and often good ones (Take a look at Gimp... Are you still willing to use a high-prices Photoshop next ?)
      As Linux users doesn't pay for every program they use (and no piracy!), they have more money for hardware.
      A long time ago, I was running Win95, and owned a single computer.
      Three years later, with about the same monthly income, I own 5 computers connected on a network, with Linux running on all...
      So why do you want to pay for an Office-like if others are better and cheaper ?
      Also don't forget Linux primary target was servers, not workstations.
      Take a look at www.netcraft.com's survey and you'll see linux is more than 3% or 5% in the world.

      BTW, I'm using EMACS and vi for paperwork...

  78. Xenix was a joke.. by Improv · · Score: 1

    Xenix may have been popular, but it was widely
    regarded as being very very outdated...

    SCO bought Xenix from Microsoft, and then later
    renamed it.

    WRT all the services you mention, many of them
    already have parallels or implementations on
    Unix. XPCOM is proably a suitable replacement for
    COM.. unless they get a clue and go CORBA, in
    which case there are lots of choices... Unicode
    is already pretty much there.

    There are plenty of database libraries you can use
    ... I don't really see how ODBC is really an
    interesting technology...

    It seems that most of the things you want to talk
    about are OLE and friends....

    While I wouldn't claim that it'd be an easy port,
    I doubt it'd take nearly as much reinenting the
    wheel as you describe.

    OTOH, perhaps it's a good thing that there isn't
    Office on Linux -- if staroffice becomes enough
    of a standard, then when Linux crushes windows,
    no parts of microsoft will manage to ride the
    tide...

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  79. MS Linux Distro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One poster mentioned this in passing, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a Linux distro come from MS one day. Why not? The market is fragmented, with many sources for the same basic thing. That is one of the strengths of Linux, but it would like like an opportunity to a company like MS. They might be able to package a distro with a swanky installer and support for MS networking by default. If a corporate buyer wanted to run Linux somewhere on their MS-dominated network, why wouldn't they at least consider using the MS distro? I'm not really an anonymous coward, just too lazy to create a login. arichardson@yourvisa.com

    1. Re:MS Linux Distro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can't imagine Microsoft ever releasing a product under a wacky licence like the GPL. If the Linux market becomes big enough to be interesting to Microsoft, it would be easier to add a Linux subsystem to NT, which is frankly a better OS than Linux (scales better, has a better VM system, a multi-threaded IP stack, supports load-balancing, uses Unicode, offers much broader hardware support, much better multimedia support, etc.).

      At the end of the day, Linux's key benefits are that it costs very little and it supports POSIX APIs. From a technical perspective, Microsoft could easily produce a cheap version of NT with a POSIX layer instead of the Windows one. The question is, why would it want to?

  80. Microsoft is not scared of Linux by dirtydamo · · Score: 1

    Honestly, let's consider some facts (admittedly, a few well known):

    1.) Linux is becoming a reasonable threat in the server market, but will ALWAYS be a negligible threat in the home market. Given the reasonable expertise of the average Linux user, as an OS it can never hope to compete with the (now reasonably) intuitive Windows installation and inteface.

    2.) One of the places I work runs a lot of Web servers on NT. While it is absolutely ridiculous how unstable NT 4.0 was as a platform (every web server of 13 would crash at least 4 times a day), under 2000 it is amazing. This leads onto:

    3.) Microsoft is now doing things right, IMHO. I don't think it is fair to bash a company for their aggressive tactics, which might be unfair. Nevertheless, some of Microsoft's newer products are fantastic (relatively speaking). Anyone who has developed web pages has to admit IE 5.0 is far better than Netscape 4.x. And Win 2000 is a fairly substantial improvement on previous versions, although more could be done.

    4.) Open source will never be as big as in-house production. It is a simple matter of resource allocation. While I am continually stunned by what open-source projects manage to achieve, a company like Microsoft can very easily bring to bear enough excellent coders and a large budget.

    5.) The reason Microsoft is #1 is because they have never been slow to react. Compare this to Apple, IBM, DEC, Digital...

    The fact that Microsoft does little about Linux indicates its insignificance. Linux will always be a toy, just as Unix is a toy -- here toy as in for home users. I use Linux & Win 98 together, simply because Linux does not do a quarter of the stuff I need done, and I do not have the time to develop it. I admire those out there who do make the time.

  81. Simply recompile by Lozzer · · Score: 1
    If the Windows market share slips, fewer people will need Windows applications, Stephenson reasons. "Microsoft could simply recompile its applications to run under other OSes. But this strategy goes against normal corporate instincts," he adds.

    Simply recompile... wouldn't it be nice if application porting was that simple.

    Loz

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  82. That would be interesting by luckykaa · · Score: 1

    It is possible - however unlikely - that they would release a Linux version of Office for every architecture apart from Intel.

    That would be..... interesting.

  83. MS Linux? by GreatUnknown · · Score: 1

    So how long until we see Gates release a microsoft distribution of linux so they have an excuse to port al their software and crush the open source competition? of course any MS distro would come with all the microsoft standard features, including crashes at least every 24 hours and 65,000 bugs so the producers can keep a job producing MS Linux Service Pack 2 :)

    (and people would probably buy it too...)

  84. Anti-piracy as marketing by mangu · · Score: 2
    I guess they figure people will think like this:

    "Oh, it has anti-piracy features. This means I won't have a chance to get a pirate copy, so I'll buy my own copy right now !"

  85. some thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firstly, I've noticed how many people think MS will do this or that just because it's MS. Like refuse to port to linux, even when the market forces them to.
    That is simply not true. MS is not run by Bill Gates, but by the stockholders. Whatever is good for the stock price will be done. So my guess is that they _will_ move to linux if the market tells them it's best to do that.
    But remember, consumers != stock. So how many people beg for a linux Office, it won't be there until corporate america wants it.

    And another thing.
    I assume Office is being ported. Not to be released, but to have a version ready for release when they need it to. Assume they wouldn't do it, and suddenly they _have_ to have an Office for linux. The time it takes to port is something they can't handle then.
    So what if it's a waste of resources to keep a ported version unreleased, it could save resources later on just by keeping it handy.

  86. Re: Uh, if you mean that it adds services by Spoing · · Score: 1

    I mean look at VMWare, they managed to write VMWare for NT without any access to NT source code. It's extending the OS without source that windows is good at.

    A nit: VMware is an Intel instruction set specific program that runs largely at the application level (ring 3). It requires very little at the OS level (ring 0). For Linux, it uses a module to handle some ring 0 calls, and under NT can do the same thing with either a device driver or even in the app itself.

    The source for the Linux module ships with VMware, so you can see for yourself.

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  87. Re:NATALIE PORTMAN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check the UID of the poster... and then go check Signal 11's recently posted comments. Someone's been playing around a WEEEEEEE bit too much with the slash code, and figured out a way to AC post w/ people's names.

  88. Fight back! Deface those posters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We see these posters in Europe, and find them odd... anti-piracy isn't usually a marketing angle that works. But the posters are everywhere in the airports.

    In Boston last summer there were poster advertisements suggesting users report pirates (and a phone number to take the reports) by the BSA in almost every car on the Red Line (subway -- MBTA). I personally defaced over fifty of these posters by placing large stickers (about half the size of a 8"x11" sheet) right over the "drop a dime" phone number, promoting the use of Free Software instead of worrying about piracy. I pointed out that reporting office co-workers and friends were police state tactics and that Free Software (linux and BSD) was more stable, had a large share of similar applications and a quality development evironment which users were legally encouraged to copy.

    The materials cost me about $30 bucks plus some laserprinter time, and I took about two rolls of film containing photographs of the modified posters to document my escapades. One of these days I'll post them on a geocities or yahoo page anonymously... I had a LOT of fun doing this, and frankly the risk was pretty low. Unfortunately, the T staff took the defaced posters down QUICK instead of letting my work be a real education for T riders.... (ohhhh) However, the BSA gave up and I haven't seen another of these advertisements since. :-)

    Anonymous for obvious reasons.

    1. Re:Fight back! Deface those posters! by powerlord · · Score: 2

      Sounds like fun.
      I've been walking around looking at all the "Windows 2000: Comming Feb 17. As stable on the internet as off" posters, and now I think I'm going to sticker over "the internet" part of the poster. Then it will read more gramatically correct... of course who'd want a computer that acted like it was off when it was on anyway is beyond my comprehension.

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  89. Here's my dream scenario by mangu · · Score: 2
    M$ will port their Windows API, complete with the multimedia and telephony extensions, as well as DirectX, to Linux.

    The best solution for everybody: Linux users will get drivers for all their hardware, Microsoft users will get Linux system stability for their applications.

    Only the Wine developers will have to find another hobby. (I need Vax emulation in Linux)

    1. Re:Here's my dream scenario by Ricofencer · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Actually, couldn't the Wine developers just go to work for Redmond on porting the API?

      I am a Windows developer, hey I have bills to pay.

      (I can feel the flames already)

      There are some great things Microsoft has done to make developing powerful applications easier. Their tools are great if you develop for any of their operating systems. I also love COM development. If that sort of component development were available on Linux, and it would have to be for Office to work, I would embrace it whole heartedly. I know that CORBA is on Linux. But there is a bit of flexibility COM provides that CORBA does not. I am hoping that one day either A) CORBA provides similar functionality or B) COM is ported to Linux. I don't see MS doing it without proper incentive.

      But hey, a Microsoft divided by antitrust ruling into an applications and operating systems division. That application division may see Linux as a target ripe for the picking. Too bad it won't be Open Source.

    2. Re:Here's my dream scenario by Yakko · · Score: 1
      M$ will port their Windows API, complete with the multimedia and telephony extensions, as well as

      ... documentation! Having API functions fully documented may help non-win* users and developers out, regardless of any porting by Micros~1

      (Hell, it's a dream, after all...)

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    3. Re:Here's my dream scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I also love COM development. If that sort of component development were available on Linux, and it would have to be for Office to work, I would embrace it whole heartedly" So, look on http://www.kde.org, paticularly the KOffice and KDE2 section. Welcome in in our Free World, new Linux Developer!

  90. Not Likely by FJ · · Score: 1

    Not to be a doubting Thomas, but I really doubt this will happen in the near future. There are really quite a number of reasons which would prevent this from happening:

    - The port would difficult because there is almost certainly a lot of Windows and/or Mac specific code in Office.

    - They would need to actually support Office on Linux and train their support people to use Linux. This would mean more people and more code to track.

    - They would probably catch all kinds of flack if they didn't support Office on non-Intel processors.

    - They would take a serious PR hit by formally recognizing a competitor in the desktop space.

    - WordPerfect for Linux, Star Office, K-Office and a lot of other word processors are free (at least for home use). MS couldn't compete completely with this model unless they made Office for Linux free for home use. If they made Office for Linux free for home use, they would probably catch bad PR if they charged for Office for Windows. This is a lot of money to MS.

    - The Linux port would almost certainly cost more than it's Windows counterpart to offset the porting & support cost. Would you spend 2x as much as a Windows version for the same thing? Especially since most people get Windows for "free" with their PC.

    - They would actually face competition in this market from the existing install base. The existing distros tend to include competing products to Office.

    Don't get me wrong, I think if MicroSoft is broken up that it could possibly happen, but I just think that by the time it does happen it won't matter any more.

    I guess I'm a purist, but Office Suites are getting close to saturation with features. How many of the new features in Office does the average person use? I really don't use my word processor for anything more complex than I did 5 years ago. Eventually people will become tired of the forced upgrade and the useless features. When this happens the office suites will become more like a commodity than a product.

    But then again, maybe I'm living in a dream world.

  91. fatbrain?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you link to Fatbrain for books since they use ASP's? Why support someone who supports Microsoft? Seems a bit two-faced on your part.

  92. What we really want is MS to use open file formats by ballestra · · Score: 2
    We don't need MS Office for Linux, we need to get MS (IOW all the non-Linux users) to use open file formats. If MS started using XML or some kind of markup language, as they did with the earliest versions of MS Word, then we could read and write MS Office files using StarOffice, Applix, Abi, or even vi or emacs.

    Of course MS will never do this, since it is the main reason that:

    1. MS Office reached a tipping point, gaining mindshare dominance
    2. MS Office users fork over $400+ every 2-3 years for the latest version.
    3. Despite remarkable efforts at reverse-engineering, non-MS programs cannot fully read/write MS Office files with complete functionality, therefore forcing many of use to keep buying MS crap just to be compatible.

    Things will only get worse if UCITA passes, because then it may be illegal for any company to reverse-engineer the MS Office file formats. Then we'll see the true power of mindshare.

    An example:

    A co-worker of mine who writes a newsletter in MS Publisher asked for my help in distributing the newsletter online. I suggested exporting to html, but discovered that was not possible. Finally I suggested just stripping out the text and sending it as just a simple email. Too difficult. She's now trying to get volunteers to hand out paper copies!
  93. CNN shows LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS against MICROSOFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warning in advance, this will get moderated down because it does not mindlessly follow the Slashdot Party Line. But oh well. Let's see some of the crap that they wrote in this "article":

    Ironically, Linux, not Windows, is known in the industry as one of the most stable and robust operating systems. But Microsoft won't compliment Linux, because it doesn't sell Linux applications.

    What total and utter FUD. Here, CNN is simply parroting the lies of the Linux zealot community. A properly-configured Windows machine is more stable than a Linux machine -- properly configured or not. There is no argument about this among informed technical circles. Yet the liberal media at CNN would have people believe that Windows crashes left and right while Linux runs uninterruped for years. WRONG. It really pisses me off that people can write stuff like this and get away with it. Apparently "journalistic integrity" is not something that Chairman Turner likes to preach to his People's Liberation Press Corps.

    Clearly, if Microsoft loses its stronghold with consumer operating systems, porting its software to the newcomer is the way to stay afloat. But the same corporate Darwinism that helped Microsoft achieve an OS stronghold may also prevent it from acting in its own best interest.

    All right, here you have CNN creating a fantasy scenario that is bad for Microsoft. It is ludicrous to even entertain the possibility that Microsoft will "lose its stronghold" with consumer operating systems at any time in the near or distant future. Yet, by discussing it in this manner, CNN makes it sound as if it is a potential outcome! They do the same thing with politics. By sucking up to John McCain and ignoring George Bush, these idiots give people the impression that McCain is a viable candidate that can win. Well, he's not. A couple of primary wins won't even come CLOSE to getting you the nomination! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT FROM WATCHING CNN! And along the same vein, Microsoft is not in any danger -- at all -- of losing its OS dominance. (I won't even mention the article's reference to Darwin or his flawed and universally rejected theory of evolution.)

    It should come as no surprise that the Liberal media hates Microsoft and wants to undermine its power however possible. It should come as no surprise that the media is lining up behind Linux and all that it stands for. It does not surprise me in the least that the leftist media establishment is unleashing a full frontal assault on the very foundation of capitalism in this country. That foundation is important, innovative corporations such as Microsoft that are responsible for the booming economy that we now have. The Media establishment wants to destroy the economy and breed a whole new generation of Americans that are more receptive to the idea of the Government stepping in and controlling their lives .. taking their guns, censoring their speech, prohibiting their religion, and all of that.

    Real Americans have known for years that this is what the Media is all about. And here, CNN doesn't even attempt to disguise it's true colors. They are truly a foot soldier for their radical left and their battle to destroy decent society and usurp the authority of the Almighty. Don't listen to them.

    1. Re:CNN shows LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS against MICROSOFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother! Praise GOD and pass the ammunition. Let's find some leftist liberal mofos!

    2. Re:CNN shows LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS against MICROSOFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNN is just trying to whip up some hype to sell adverts, truth be damned. It's capitalism at its finest, which, sadly, is often at odds with 'archaic' concepts like integrity, honour, honesty, respect and privacy.

  94. Re:A port of office would help MICROSOFT a lot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's proprietary fucken information, alright! You guys may be happy to work for nothing, or for magic beans, or something, but me, I got fucken bills to pay. I don't give a fuck what you think, that post was put up by someone who had no right to disclose what he fucken disclosed and it should fucken come down. Who the hell do you think youa re to tell me what the fucken difference is between "proprietary" and "confidential"? I'm a fucken black letter corporate lawyer with seven years in IP law and a degree from Hah-vard. Yeah, that's right. And I didn't fucken put the hours in for the last ten years so that some fucken website can publish information with no regard for my privacy or property.

    I don't want to cause trouble. Just fucken take the post off. You've replied to me now, so don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

    --montoya

  95. Interesting but... by Rotten · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if I want to see MacroViruses in Linux... Maybe Microsoft just want to extinguish many Office Packages that has grown around because of their multi-platform capabilities. Anyway, If it's from Microsoft, I can only expect some trick to hurt competition. But that is only a feeling...

  96. useful leverage by trust-the-anti · · Score: 1

    If past performance is anything to go by M$ can leverage their control over Office dependent consumers to influence the direction of development of linux. It is not inconceivable that they could release versions that work with certain features that are present in for example, kde but not gnome or some other variant. What is at the moment a reasonable free competitive arena for software apps could be severly distorted.

    Of course maybe us amateur strategists have got it wrong and M$ just want to offer *nix users an opportunity they have been _desperately_ waiting for...or maybe not...

  97. We're not ready for Office yet by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2

    While a port of Office would be fine, there's much work to be done before the typical Linux environment is as comfortable as Windows. I have to admit that while I love the stability of Linux, it still makes me feel like I'm living in the 1970s. That's how I felt almost ten years ago when I used UNIX workstations during the day, and the general consensus was "UNIX is a dying dinosaur."

    I'm still unable to get sound working on my Dell machine running RedHat 5.2. I still get "pixel trash" using the latest Bashee driver for X that I can find. And I've started tiring of having to spend hours grabbing constanst updates for this part of the system and that. I would much prefer using Linux all the time, but it isn't there yet. I'd run a web site on a Linux server in a minute, but I sheepishly have to admit that it's still a clunker as an alternative to Windows for most everyday tasks.

    1. Re:We're not ready for Office yet by tweek · · Score: 3

      These kinds of arguments hold no merit to me. Before i get moderated down as a troll or flaimbait or a linuz zelot let me explain.

      The arguments that certain hardware support is weak under linux is, indeed, valid. I will concede that point. But hardware support under NT is sometimes no better. It reminds me of the microsoft FUD article that says linux doesn't support USB. Well neither does NT 4.0 but of course that does not get mentioned. Linux has a reputation of being well handled on older hardware but as with NT, you get better results with better hardware.

      I've been using linux exclusivly at home for the past 4 years. At work for the past 2 years. Admittedly i am a geek and do not mind playing with my OS.

      The issue as I see it is not hardware support and what not but the user. Not everyone should own a computer. It's that simple. Some people can't drive. I don't want these people using a computer. Give them a limited function internet appliance and let them be on their way. In those cases, the hardware is tuned to work explicitly before it goes out the door of the factory. I think it's wonderful that computers have been pushed into the mainstream and that people WANT to use them but as much as apple or microsoft or even the eazel people would have you believe, a better interface isn't the answer. The desktop interface paradigm may change and SHOULD change but we need better educated users. Sometimes I feel that maybe we should have Internet Usage License afterall.

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    2. Re:We're not ready for Office yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I've started tiring of having to spend hours grabbing constanst updates for this part of the system and that. I would much prefer using Linux all the time, but it isn't there yet. I'd run a web site on a Linux server in a minute, but I sheepishly have to admit that it's still a clunker as an alternative to Windows for most everyday tasks.

      Sounds like you need BSD.

      root@bsdbox:/usr/src# make update && make world
      3 hours later (depending on your processor), you have all known and approved fixes to all your system libraries.
      root@bsdbox:/sys/compile/BSDBOX# make && make install
      Now just reboot. Viola. BSD.

      Or would you rather have the Microsoft solution -- all your products are known to be buggy sitting in the shrinkwrap and getting pressed as CDs (After all, they have shipped NT 4.0 for YEARS with hundreds of security holes and just recommend patching. Whats the point of having a ".0" if you never release a ".1" to update for bugfixes)
      If you dont like that, the linux solution is to either 1) trust vendors to do it correctly and use their packages (which may or may not work in your system if you customize it slightly) or 2) find, patch and build it yourself. Which would YOU rather do? /me hugs BSD.
    3. Re:We're not ready for Office yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It reminds me of the microsoft FUD article that says linux doesn't support USB. Well neither does NT 4.0 but of course that does not get mentioned.

      Well, Windows 3.1 and OS/2 2.1 don't support USB either.

      Windows 2000 does. When I installed W2K on my newest system, one of the first things the system did, on the first bootup, was play the startup music out through my USB speakers. (Granted, when I booted up Yggdrasil's "Plug and Play Linux" back in January 1993, the first thing it did was play a little melody out of my SoundBlaster Pro...)

      You're welcome to poke around in the kernel if it's your idea of fun. I'd hesitate to call kernel hacking "plug and play" however.

    4. Re:We're not ready for Office yet by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 3

      The issue as I see it is not hardware support and what not but the user. Not everyone should own a computer. It's that simple. Some people can't drive. I don't want these people using a computer. Give them a limited function internet appliance and let them be on their way. In those cases, the hardware is tuned to work explicitly before it goes out the door of the factory. I think it's wonderful that computers have been pushed into the mainstream and that people WANT to use them but as much as apple or microsoft or even the eazel people would have you believe, a better interface isn't the answer. The desktop interface paradigm may change and SHOULD change but we need better educated users.

      This is completely off base. On a superficial level, your analogy is wrong. Most anyone can drive, but it isn't necessary to know how to replace a fuel injector or a muffler in order to do so. Some people can, but does that mean that other people are stupid and shouldn't drive?

      More fundamentally, you're dividing the world into techies and grandmas and are focused on the different ways each of those groups uses computers. That's not the issue. The point is that Linux is still too much hassle for the techies who don't want to waste their time in that way. Car enthusiasts may like to fiddle, but that doesn't mean they want to own cars that are more difficult to maintain than everyone else, just to show how cool they are. And yet that's the Linux philosophy.

      Look, there's a *reason* that in any group of knowledgable tech-heads that most of them would rather just work with Windows--and this is even though they don't like Windows. It's because all the sysadmin headaches of Linux, all the do-it-yourself issues, all the compatibility problems, they just don't seem worth it for a lot of people. These people are not stupid; they're quite often brilliant. It Linux *were* clearly superior to Windows then the techies would be switching over just for the sheer joy of it, and you'd never find a hardcore programming shop using anything but Linux. But this isn't the case. Linux is only worth it if you want to make a hobby of twiddling and downloading and configuring instead of writing code. That's something that you can do if you're a student, or if you just like the twiddling, but it's a deterrent otherwise. Let me clarify that this isn't the "keep away the computer newbies" barrier everyone seems so fond of, but something that's keeping away great technical minds. That's the hurdle Linux can't get over; that's why it isn't taking over the desktop. It's a weird philisophical issue that's at fault, not the underlying technology.

    5. Re:We're not ready for Office yet by twixel · · Score: 1

      >> It Linux *were* clearly superior to Windows then the techies would be switching over just for the sheer joy of it.

      But they are.... Most of my friends in development are longing for the day they can ditch Windows. Reason: ease of administration, flexibility and stability. Alas, there is the small matter of economics: basically they develop for the platform that the potential customers have.

    6. Re:We're not ready for Office yet by hany · · Score: 1
      It's a weird philisophical issue that's at fault, not the underlying technology.

      i agree that this problem is psychological. but i do not agree it's weird :) .

      but what's more important: as tweek poited out (for driving) every system have to have some simple rules otherwise it won't work. with driving, if you do not know on which side to drive, how to signalize your intensions, when you got priority, when others got priority then you are endangering other drivers and you should be banned off the road.

      and IMO same have to be applied to Internet too: if you have no idea that sending 2 GB e-mails, posting a lot of garbage to forums, publishing garbage, ... are cousing others troubles, than you should be banned from the Net.

      and same with computers in general, linux on desktop, climbing to mount everest, flying with F14, ..., ..., ...

      and now back to linux & desktop: if we apply same rules as MS just to get more desktop audience than linux will become just aother windows like bloat because SOME things can be made efficiently withou ANY knowledge about the issue.
      so here i fully agree with tweak that linux community have to educate people in order to make them able to use linux desktop.

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  98. Any relation to Inigo? by Nino+the+Mind+Boggle · · Score: 1

    Mr. "Potty-mouth" Montoya,

    The post you objected to contains hearsay evidence. "So-and-so told me about a document..." What's proprietary about hearsay?

    Regarding the alleged document: If you're the "so-and-so" who spilled the beans about the alleged document--a document that's so bloody proprietary and confidential--then YOU should have gotten the spillee to sign an NDA before spilling.

    Seems to me it's YOUR problem, not SlashDot's.

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  99. Would anyone use it? by otterpopX14 · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft did port MS office to linux, would you use it? I certainly wouldn't. StarOffice is free (except for businesses), has all the capabilities of office, and you can save in the office 97 format! In order for the linux revolution to continue, we need to cast away our dependance on Microsoft rather than port their products to linux. BOYCOTT MICROSOFT!

  100. Microsoft will make Linux apps by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    the day Rush Limbaugh delivers the commencement speech at a liberal arts college....

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    1. Re:Microsoft will make Linux apps by mwillis · · Score: 1

      ... with his new bride, Hillary Rodham Limbaugh, by his side...

    2. Re:Microsoft will make Linux apps by dublin · · Score: 2

      I'm sure he already has. It's funny, but a liberal arts degree, because it's based on more classical content, is one of the most conservative educations possible.

      Remember, all conservatives are "classical liberals", so you need to keep time context in mind and avoid knee-jerk use of or reaction to the term "liberal"...

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  101. "Linux not robust enough"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    D'oh! I better switch back to Windows!

  102. problem with tracking down bar association info by Jay+Carlson · · Score: 1

    I give up. You're not registered as an attorney in either New York or Washington. What do you do, anyway?

    1. Re:problem with tracking down bar association info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a general counsel (rather than an IP specialist, although the nature of my company's clients means that I do have a fair bit of IP experience). You won't find the name I've used, or the office building, on the Web searches -- I'm afraid I was trying to bluff it a bit.

      Do you have "admin privileges" on this site? I can't prove to you who I am, without saying more about myself than I care to say, but I can email you privately with my bona fides. I would really appreciate it if you could help me.

    2. Re:problem with tracking down bar association info by Jay+Carlson · · Score: 1
      You won't find the name I've used, or the office building, on the Web searches -- I'm afraid I was trying to bluff it a bit.

      Yeah, that's understandable. There's a pretty high troll rate around here, so you might get some flaming, and you've already seen the suspicion :-)

      Do you have "admin privileges" on this site? I can't prove to you who I am, without saying more about myself than I care to say, but I can email you privately with my bona fides. I would really appreciate it if you could help me.

      I don't have admin privs. As it happens, I'm a lucky winner of the moderation lottery today; that just lets me change the score of up to five articles, but it doesn't let me delete them. Most of the time I don't even look at articles with a score below 2, so I would have missed this whole exchange. Honestly, the level of collective belief in unauthenticated, 0-score anonymous postings is so low that there probably isn't much to worry about for small unconfirmable info leaks.

      On that note, I'm not convinced that you're who you say you are *anyway*, even with your admission. I'm still writing back to you because I'm feeling charitable today. But convincing me of your identity doesn't do you any good.

      The right place to take up this matter is with the site owners. See the first paragraph of the About Page; there's contact info for each of them off their home pages. That's who your authentication and credentials really will matter to.

  103. I apologise for my use of language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I apologise for my language -- but I am getting pretty tense about this. A few people who I thought I could trust (there's another one on this thread) decided to shoot their mouths off, just because some boob put up a story about "Microsoft and Linux". I probably over-reacted, but the facts are that this is just a really bad time for people to be making lazy comments like this. Now could you, as a personal favour to me, remove the comments, please? It's not like they're incredibly interesting content for your website. OK sue me (don't), I'm a "clueless newbie". Does that mean I deserve to get in trouble with my boss? Have a fucking heart, will you?

    Do you have a problem with my name, by the way? "John" happens to be my given name, while "Saul Montoya" was the name of the man whose family adopted me. I thought it was customary to adopt a fake name. And God knows, I don't necessarily want this heap of crap to be traced back to me.

    --should have stuck to calling myself streetlawyer, I guess.

  104. Microsoft porting office to the web, not Linux by god_of_the_machine · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows that the big push for the Office team is to make a web-based client for the next version. This means that you will be able to access MS Office through any OS, not just Windows.

    OF course, this will require that MS ports IE to Linux (quite similar to the UNIX Win32s port of IE4)-- but it makes sense in the long term if that is where they are going. If they can get everyone hooked on IE because you need it for Office -- they can charge for IE on non-MS platforms. This way, they can maintain their revenue stream even from non-Windows customers. They are businessmen, not stupid, folks.

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  105. Umm, NO by nachoman · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft could simply recompile its applications to run under other OSes. But this strategy goes against normal corporate instincts..."

    There is two main reason that Microsoft isn't porting their software right now:

    1) They Can't - There is no way that they can port their software that easily. It's not a matter of recompiling the application. Microsoft is used to customizing the operating system to the application as much as the application to the OS. Most of their application are built up now with layers of .dll's and Active-X/OLE controls. As far as I know this doesn't exist on Linux or at least not how Microsoft needs it.
    2) They don't want to yet - Microsoft has the upper hand right now. They OWN the software world. If you could run Office on Linux, many businesses would be able to switch to Linux easily. On the other hand, because there is no Office, and people have become so dependant of the Microsoft way to do things, they keep it how it is and you use Windows. I realize the Office clones are quite good (I use StarOffice) but they are not what the average user is used to. As long as they have the software market, their OS will still be used.

    1. Re:Umm, NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It isn't just Office. Once you've got used to Internet Explorer and Windows Media Player, switching to slow, buggy, outdated applications like Netscape and RealPlayer is painful.

      On top of that, of course, XFree86 and the plethora of widget sets on UNIX/Linux can hardly be compared to the Windows or Macintosh UIs. Motif was something of a standard before the FREENIXes came along (and the OSF decided against losing money by supporting them), but it was modelled on the Windows 3.0 UI, and essentially stagnated at that level while the rest of the world moved on.

  106. I'm PROUD of microsoft this time around... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    I'm usually a staunch MS hater.. but to be rational, they do make some good products.. they just go too far to corner the market.
    LOTS of their products are both good and useful, their only drawback being an intnentional difficulty in using non-ms products with them.

    So. why am I proud of them? With Windows 2000, MS decided NOT to ship a whole bunch of vendor drivers.
    With windows, they would say 'we support lots of hwardware... more than our competitors. WIndows is great.' And from a marketing poitn of view, I guess this worked, but from a technical view, it's the manufacturers responsibility to make sure the drivers for their product exist. MS had them convinced that to make your product cool, windows had to support it, so you had to give your driver to MS.
    Now they've backtracked. Win2k is great (I mean, it's still windows, and it sure doesn't replace unix, but it's the best thing MS has released yet.). Win2k by itself is very stable. Oops. I added the 3dfx drivers, and after a while, while watching some video, it crashed. From what I've seen, it really *IS* the third party drivers that are messing things up (and linux is no different).

    If we had the full windows API, ported (OSS or not, though of course OSS is good) to Linux by MS, and the built the 'Lindows' or top of it, or whatever, and had all their apps recompiled... we'd get all the advantages of Windows as a desktop, and all the advantages of Linux as a backend. But this will only work if MS decides to use the power of linux, instead of trying to extend and extinguish it. The windows desktop has to be X compliant, and the control panel has to work on standard init scripts (at least, human readable ones)

    1. Re:I'm PROUD of microsoft this time around... by British · · Score: 1

      >If we had the full windows API, ported (OSS or >not, though of course OSS is good) to Linux by >MS, and the built the 'Lindows' or top of it, or >whatever, and had all their apps recompiled... >we'd get all the advantages of Windows as a >desktop, and all the advantages of Linux as a >backend. But this will only work if MS decides to

      That is the best Idea I have heard yet. instead of competing with the best & worst qualities between Windows and Linux, it'd be preferrable to have the best of both worlds. Sure, there's that corporate mentality that would make this verboten, but it would ultimately benefit everyone. Imagine a world without IPFs, and an interface everyone can use, with fully-compliant 3rd party hardware. Hmm.

  107. Re:Ported to Linux? Not likely, BeOS "maybe" by evil_one · · Score: 1

    You don't need source code for a linux product, just binaries for the right CPU and libc version... So for slackware x86, you would need 2 binaries to cover the last 2 versions alone. Getting back on topic, you're right that BeOS is a more likely candidate. The reason for this is that BeOS dosn't support nearly as many different platforms as Linux, and dosn't have a billion different distribs using different version of libc. To effectivly release a product for Slackware that covered the last few versions, you would need to release at least 2 binaries. Sad, but true.

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  108. Cost of software by Vryl · · Score: 1
    If the cost of developing and maintaining proprietary software can be made *significantly* higher than deploying and/or contributing to a free software project with similar functionality, then companies will switch.

    At the moment, micros~1 has the dominance in the office suite, and charges accordingly.

    Even if they release a linux version (almost certainly a binary only distribution, targeting a few distros, perhaps even only their own *shudder*), this does not stop the need or the utility of a free office suite.

    Even if micros~1 gave it away for free like IE, a truly free version with source would still make a lot more sense to many (especially if the user/developer base was significant).

    It is interesting to see large companies, usually competitors, collaborating in their own ways with linux. Many of them are hacking the kernel, or hacking at apps, often at levels below managament. They are doing this BECAUSE THEY CAN, ie, because the source is available.

    A truly free/open source office suite should attract similar collaboration if the functionality is there.

    In the long run, micros~1 is doomed
    "In the long run, we are all dead" - John Maynard Keynes

  109. Forgotten history by CodeShark · · Score: 1
    What many people may not realize is that M$ achieved dominance not only by tying the OS to applications, etc., but by co-ordinating the release of M$ Office with OS releases.

    While folks may doubt that assertion, if you look at the release of Windows 95, the OS was done way way WAY before the MS office suite was ready. So they held up release of the OS until the suite was ready so that upon release, they would have the ONLY 32 bit applications natively compiled for the OS. (Lotus and everybody else had beta versions of the API, but not the final release Win 32 API). So early on, companies who needed 32 bit code with any kind of interoperability had no choice but to standardize on M$ Office.

    Although I didn't upgrade, AFAICT they did the same thing with 98 and are planning the same strategy with the Win2K Desktop.

    Only this time because of Linux, we have a stable choice for another well supported OS.

    What I think this means in terms of the future of Microsoft is that if Win2K flies like a lead balloon because of Linux, the applications group(s) will have no choice except to port the suites to other OS's.

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  110. maybe by hawk · · Score: 2

    But it is also known that 15% are dwarves. As the buring question, "are there no female dwarves, or do they have beards?" has yet to be answered, we still don't know whether the 7% are female, or whether they are follicularly challenged males while the 7% female are bearded dwarves . . .

  111. Remember MacOS running on Intel chips rumor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    More than likely, it wasn't a rumor. Apple did have MacOS up and running on PC hardware, but the OS port would never see the light of day because, quite frankly, it'd be the *end* of Apple's hardware division and as Apple makes most of its money from hardware sales, it was not about to committ suicide.

    Similarly, MS will never port office to Linux because ***businesses*** (the bulk of office buyers) will leap at the idea of Office running on a really stable platform with real security that the company can control. Right now, they only use MS and accept all its security risks because they have no choice. Office on Linux will mean businesses abandoning vast numbers of Windows machines. So MS will not do this... ever.

  112. Actually, I like the name Montoya by Nino+the+Mind+Boggle · · Score: 1

    You need to contact Jeff Bates (aka Hemos) or Rob Malda (CmdrTaco). Right now, Malda is on vacation, so Jeff Bates would be your best bet, hemos@slashdot.org.

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  113. Pehaps a NINJA should shut up and suck my cock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Queer.

  114. OT: Free != free by kennylives · · Score: 1

    Please be careful about the use of the word free in this context.

    OSS is largely free, as in free speech (or better, freedom). What Microsoft and Sun are doing with IE and StarOffice are gratis, like free beer.

    For a refresher on what "free software" means, see RMS's essay on the subject.

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  115. Actually... by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    Fact: Linux causes severe erectile disfunction. In a recent study, 47 impotent men were given computers running Linux. All 47 reported an inability to maintain an erection after using Linux for several days.

    That depends on the distribution you use. Slakware does in fact cause severe erectile disfunction however RedHat doesn't. And Debian actually makes your penis grow! Why, in the first 3 weeks that I used Debian, my penis grew 4 inches! Do the words "Foot long hot dog" bring anything to mind? There you go, then...

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  116. Most likely they're hedging their bets by Greyfox · · Score: 3
    I think it really depends. They don't have a lot of reason to release it right now, as they aren't losing a whole lot of market share to Linux and an office release would probably just add momentum to the snowball.

    If I were them I'd develop it in (mostly) secret and if the snowball becomes an avalanche, release it then. If the snowball peters out, just throw the code out. If Linux goes away, MS won't mind throwing out the work of an entire development team (It's not like they can't afford to) and if Linux gets big, MS can jump on the bandwagon then after having milked 'doze for all it was worth.

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  117. This can also backfire. by nevets · · Score: 2

    I agree with you. I thought the same thing about "what if MS ports Office". But then I was thinking, "what can we do if they did." Now, I also sure that MS thought this, and thought about what might go wrong (well maybe). Say they did port Office for Linux, but a broken Office. Now RedHat refuses to install it, since it is not under GPL. Corel has their own suite so they don't install it. But maybe Caldera? or are they in with Applixware? So you have SuSE, Slackware, Mandrake. But they decide not to. Whose left? LinuxOne! They install it, but it's broken. Then it is discovered that they are not apart of the Linux Community, and all the bad things associated with Office just goes on top of LinuxOne.

    That's not too bad of a scenario. How about this. Office is installed on most of the distributions. But it is broken. Then an e-mail is leaked that has one of the top guys at MS writing to Balmer about how to break Office on Linux. Here we go back to the DOJ.

    Or what if we have a last ditch effort by Corel or Star Office to save themselves from MS. They open source their product completely. Now we have people trying Linux with the option of going to a fully open sourced Office suite.

    The problem Microsoft has with Linux is that it will never go away. It's not like Netscape or Apple where you can destroy a company. But Linux is an OS that is free to the public and as long as someone is tinkering with it, it will always be a threat. MS has lots of resources, but it may be hard to fight against the rest of the world. As long as someone uses Linux, Linux will constantly show up as a competitor.

    Steven Rostedt

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  118. Two Observations by Dharma · · Score: 1

    1. This has all the markings of a typical M$ vaporware announcement designed to stave off any mindshare Corel might garner with Corel Office 2000. If CO2K gets established in the Linux market, it might generate enough momentum to start making inroads in the Windoze realm, and eventually compete head-to-head with WinOffice. M$ will do everything in their power to make sure that doesn't happen.

    2. If M$ *does* decide to write stuff for Linux, it be with the intent to "pollute" the Linux platform with all sorts of new , proprietary and incompatible-with-everything-else APIs and services -- just as they tried to do with that "other" rival platform: Java.

    Either way, they're up to no good. Don't trust 'em. Even if they release the source, don't trust 'em.

    1. Re:Two Observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would Microsoft add credibility to a fringe platform by spreading such a rumour? I suspect it's either wishful thinking, or FUD, from Linux zealots.

  119. Where he gets the figures from by sammy+baby · · Score: 2
    Mac once accounted for over 10% of the desktop market. Linux now accounts for about 4%.
    I have no idea where you get these figures from but anyway (suppose these figures are right).

    According to the article:

    According to IDC market research, Linux users comprise only 4 percent of the desktop operating systems in the United States (not bad for an OS that's been around only since 1991).

    That's pretty badly worded, though. Does that mean that 4% of the computers in the workplace are running Linux? That 4% of users run Linux? That they run Linux exclusively?

  120. And you are..........? by Sand_Man · · Score: 1

    .....really impressed with yourself, apparently. Your not in a position to "allow" posts.

  121. First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F1r5t p05t 5uckazzz!!!!!!

  122. You Just Watch... by Dharma · · Score: 1

    If they *do* go ahead and start porting to Linux, every service (which will be closed source, naturally) will *have* to run as root.

    They're up to no good.... I know it ... I know it....

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  123. Re:It's not unlikely that Windows apps will be por by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you are a known pro-microsoft troll, along with that gimp zico, it should be pointed out to you that the rason MS Office (and IE explorer) take so little time to load is because large lumps of them are ALWAYS LOADED - Microsoft moved chunks of them into various system DLLs, that load at boot time ( ever noticed how long it takes windows to boot up compared to linux?) That's part of the reason why Windows is so bloated. If you ever try windows with the litestep shell instead of explorer, you'll see a lot less memory used...

  124. Try to crush them; them exploit them by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Of course they'll try to crush Linux first.
    But that is not possible, then they'll try to
    exploit them.
    MS-Office is a cash cow itslef.

  125. Oh... I don't know... by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    3) They are setting up to build their own distributions, in which their "enhancements" only work with their distribution, therefore causing a migration to their distribution(this is also not very likely, and it would be tough to do this without violating the GPL)

    How about this:

    1) Create a binary-only kernel module that must be licensed from Microsoft.

    2) Push UCITA so that your clause about not reverse engineering it or how it works will hold up in court. Also your clause about only running the module with MS Linux.

    3) Have MS office for Linux do something in that module and have it refuse to run unless it has the module loaded. It'd probably be something cryptographic.

    Voila. Instant proprietary distribution, no violation of the GPL and well with in the kernel rules according to Linus.

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  126. Robust? by JEmLAC · · Score: 1

    I liked the rebuttal by the MS rep to the statement that MS was getting ready to port Office to Linux. Not robust enough? Linux? This from a MS employee and presumably someone who uses the stuff? Sorry, gotta go dig out my dictionary. Hm, robust, robust...

  127. Hey! by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    What's wrong with emacs and TeX? I use them all the time* and I consistently get results that look better than the GUI word processors. I'd far rather spend a few minutes looking up some obscure markup feature in LaTeX than spend a couple of hours trying to figure out how to turn off some annoying feature in a GUI word processor.

    And I can put out PDFs or HTML with LaTeX. I've got everyone covered as far as distributing my documents goes. HTML is the lowest common denominator, of course. PDF's are just a hair above it (Alladin GhostScript can view PDFs, so Acrobat isn't your only choice.)

    * Well, LaTeX anyway. Nothing puts out a better looking document. Nothing.

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  128. M$ admits they are dominate in 2 areas by mr · · Score: 1

    And these are:

    The Windows Operating System
    The office suite

    They have alot of other products that have some marketshare, but no one can argue the OS/Suite dominance.

    Given:
    Price drives buying decisions

    And, for $0, you can get OpenSource OSes (BSD for example) vs $319 for Windows 2000, *IF* BSD will do what you need to do, why buy Windows?

    The products in the OpenSource OS market are mature and stable PLUS improving all the time.

    So, there is a real threat to the OS market. And, at some point M$ will lose its dominant position, and become yet another OS choice. (in fact, why do you buy the M$ OS? To run Office and perhaps a few other apps like voice rec, OCR and games)

    The Office Suite is another matter. At this time, no one has a credible office suite. Borland and Lotus are long gone. (for the clue-impaired Borland bought Word Perfect to make a suite out of Quattro and Paradox then sold it to Corel. Lotus was bought by IBM, and Samna's Ami Pro was the word processor. Ami Pro was thrown out in favor of some other thing.) M$ Office is the 'only' game in town, and there is NO SHIPPING OPENSOURCE MATURE alternative.
    There are many OpenSource works in progress, but none at the maturity level the OpenSource OS side is at.

    **IF** Microsoft waits until the OpenSource versions get to maturity, and then jumps in making X86 based binaries that run in a
    Linux-compatibilty mode, it will be too late. And, they won't want to give up the Office suite ground without a fight.

    And, look at this: If there WAS a viable office suite that ran in an OpenSource OS environment, would the demand be as strong for an OpenSoruce alternative?

    A working $0 cost OS and a working $0 office suite tied in with a $0 email/browser is hard to beat with a $319-3,999 OS and $449 for a office suite. (Pricing from M$ web site)
    The OpenSource world has the $0 OS and $0 browser. With the Office Suite at $0, Microsoft can become just another software company.

    Microsoft won't fade away at this triple $0 point, but they will be a lesser force.

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  129. Ambiguous parsing by HermDog · · Score: 1
    Is that left associative or right associative?
    • liberal arts colleges. Does Bob Jones University have a college of liberal arts?
    • liberal arts colleges

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  130. You MORON!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My brother works for an IP law firm (not the one run by Bill Gates' dad, but they're pretty big), and he claimed to me that he had a document detailing eight major and 12 minor weaknesses in the drafting of the GPL.

    I'm sure your brother is just mad pleased at you for posting this on the freakin' Internet! Does this sound like the sort of thing he should have told you in the first place? Listen, kids, information doesn't "want to be free" when it's clearly key to someone else's business deal. If you find out a cool piece of computer information, tell the world. If someone breaks a confidence in your presence, have the human decency to keep your trap shut.

  131. our last best hope? by treebeard77 · · Score: 1

    IMneverHO a Lotus suite port is the ideal one. AMIPRO was always superior to WORD. The Lotus 123 spreadsheet is just as good as excell, maybe better. I think SmartSuite could be a real option for businesses, much less home users. Where I am, we're microsoft office, but with Lotus Notes for email. My wife's shop is WordPerfect & Lotus 123.

    IBM has no interest in helping windows, quite the contrary. Their support has always been one of their halmarks. Few would hesitate to reccomend an IBM product in the workplace. IBM would have every reason to make it work & work well on Linux. Policically, I think there are lots of folks at IBM & IBM/Lotus who would like nothing better than putting it to M$.

    The well-documented vulneribily to virus attack of Windows/outlook express/Office aps is an opening that could be attacked successfully in selling other less risky solutions.

    Myself, I hope IBM is busy at work porting to/rewriting for Linux as I type.

  132. Of course you're not anonymous when you.... by billyt007 · · Score: 1

    Of course you're not anonymous when you give out your company's marketing research (anyone in the same department would know). Or when you claim you own company's software and features are industy standards (MS). And then especially when you detail you education as you did in a reply. Just search the resumes in the marketing department looking for those qualifications (spelling?)! Finally that's pretty rude when you ask to have those messages removed, this is a public form. When you goto post there is specific text saying "Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to Rob 'CmdrTaco' Malda", which is malda@slashdot.org.

    Billy Transue
    bill-transue@NOcoolmailSPAM.net

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  133. Not Likely by Jens · · Score: 3
    Here's what I think will happen if (and that's a BIG 'if') Microsoft really decides to port "Microsoft Office" to Linux.

    (They cannot port "Office", because Office aka StarOffice, ApplixOffice, WordPerfect Office,.. is already or will soon be available, and not by Microsoft.)

    There will be one big binary setup chunk (no RPM or anything, because MS does not/cannot control the RPM format) called "MS Linux installer" that will scatter 1024 files around your /usr/bin, /usr/lib, /usr/share, /var/lib, /home, and /etc directories, even if you select /usr/local/office as destination directory. The "MS Linux installer" will complain that it is incompatible with other package managers and that you might want to only download *.msl packages from linux.microsoft.com for optimum system performance.

    There will be an uninstall option that needs a web connection to microsoft.com, and downloads an "uninstaller" (also binary only) that only runs as root. This uninstaller will not work on many systems until after the first "service pack".

    Of course, Internet Explorer 5.5 will be included with MS Office 2000 for Linux. You will have to install it "to harvest the real power of Office and to experience all of the advanced features". Internet Explorer will automatically convert your KFM and Netscape bookmarks to IE format (which will be binary, i.e. not easily converted back) and unless you go after "Advanced Install" and uncheck "Options / Internet Explorer / Post-Install Options / Advanced / [x] Autoconvert older browser bookmarks", will delete the original bookmarks. (I witnessed this behaviour on some Netscape installations I've seen - so it's not entirely fiction...)

    Internet Explorer will also complain on first start that it is running in an incompatible desktop environment/window manager and that you might want to download "MS Desktop for Linux" as a .msl package from microsoft.com. MS Desktop will (by default) automatically delete any other window manager executables it finds, converting the Gnome/KDE menus first (i.e. deleting the originals, of course).

    By then, you will have three different uninstaller applications on your system (problably in /Program Files/Microsoft/Uninstall/), each of which requires that the other two are deinstalled first ... Of course, Microsoft realizes their mistake and announces a press release that they are already planning on thinking about starting to develop a concept for a possible upgrade.

    If you actually try to run one of the office apps, it will crash the system hard the moment you start anything like strace, gdb, or anything. Of course, all MS Office applications need to run setuid root, because otherwise they would not be able to "offer all the advanced high-tech e-commerce network industry solution features" they provide. Oh yes, and because they run setuid root, you will have to purchase the "Office 2000 Network Install Update" if you want a network-capable installation, because otherwise everything MS Office saves will be in "/My Document" owned by root.root, no matter which user starts MS Office.

    You will not be able to deactive active content in Internet Explorer for any Microsoft site (actually, that's how it is in Windows today, at least on some of the systems I saw), or rather, they will execute no matter what you configure. Internet Explorer will from time to time just forget your homepage and automatically load one of the Windows 2000, MS Office or Windows 98 homepages when you start it. Internet Explorer will also stop loading and crash hard if you start tcpdump or something in a terminal. You will notice frequent DNS requests to activex.microsoft.com, update.microsoft.com and such when running Word or Excel, if you configure your DNS server to log requests. Microsoft will tell people that Office is checking for new versions and upgrades that may be available, thus the DNS requests.

    </black_future>

    Actually, I myself don't think they will do it as obviously as that. But something in this direction is bound to happen, if Microsoft starts producing applications for Linux. They can only both "embrace and extend", they only start in markets where they can bully/cheat/kick the competition out.

    Fortunately, Microsoft still does not seem to have realized the impact that Open Source software has worldwide. Two years ago, the EU would never have dreamed of requesting Windows 2000 source code to check for Diskeeper. Two years ago, France would never have dreamed of suggesting to BAN software in government where no source is available ("for security reasons").

    The only way is forward. Choose the right path. Now please give me a good score on this one, I spend a lot of time for the satire and I don't post too often :)

  134. Competition by Machina · · Score: 1
    Q Why does MS release Office for the Mac but not Linux

    A Hardware platform competition. Look at IE. It was released for Mac, HP-UX, and Solaris. Not Solaris x86, but for the Sparc Architecture. As it stands now, Linux competes with Windows for the x86 architecture, and therefore, Microsoft won't even give linux one small advantage for the x86, because it realizes that the control of the OS is what gives them their advantage in the first place.

    This might lead you to ask why office wasn't ported to HP-UX and Solaris. Well.. what company do you know that is going to buy an employee a Sparc or HP-UX workstation just so he or she can write some documents and fill out a spreadsheet? The Macintosh is a desktop computer, HP-UX and Solaris aren't. Linux still doesn't have a strong desktop market, so even besides the platform competition, there's another reason to not port Office. Might as well ask why they haven't ported to BeOS.

  135. Re:MS Office 2000 modifies Win2000 OS. by Quikah · · Score: 1

    Hey, even more amusing is the fact that if you install Office 2000 onto Windows 2000 which has file protection running, Windows 2000 will complain that the install has modified critical system files and prompt you to insert your Windows 2000 CD to fix the error. Pretty funny, seems that the OS and APP divisions don't see eye to eye here. :)

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  136. Publisher is particularly bad by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

    I have had to _scan_ _paper_ to get a graphic out of a Publisher document. Thankfully, I was able to get hold of a nicer version of the graphic I was trying to extract- still, it's a rather damning indictment. MS File Formats: once they check in they _don't_ check out! ;)

  137. Office on Linux is complete fantasy, no chance! by TTop · · Score: 1
    I did some contract testing at MS on Windows 2000 last summer (I'm not proud, but it was an interesting experience). Every Friday there was a party thrown for the W2K team and often they had guest speakers. One Friday Steve Ballmer was the guest speaker, and he said something like this (my paraphrase):
    "I hear there's a rumor going around about us delivering a Linux version of Office. Let me set this straight now: it will be a cold day in HELL! We will never make Office for Linux!"
    And there was much cheering among the crowd, which I remind you was all MS employees or contractors. From the horse's mouth, as far as I'm concerned!
    1. Re:Office on Linux is complete fantasy, no chance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If true, that is pretty funny and only confirms for me that a) they really are scared shitless (which may be a bad thing, as they work best that way) and b) there probably IS a port in the works

  138. So now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's what, 4 and a half inches long?

  139. Re:the FUTURE (will never be Linux, unless...) by SaltireUSA · · Score: 1
    linux will no doubt be run by 75% of the world before too long becuase its open source, and is STABLE.

    Bovine Sewage. In the four months I've had it installed on my system (Mandrake 6) Linux has not only crashed itself a dozen times, it has allowed me to crash it by making innocent, newbie-type mistakes. Half of these times, the only solution has been to reinstall it.

    Straight out of the box with no tweaks whatsoever, it will not properly shut itself down if X-windows is loaded during a session, and therefore tells me it's safe to power down when in reality there are still open files, hence it must go through fsck the next time I reboot.

    I'm not a computer newbie. As a profession, I work intimately with the hardware, software and various OS's, and have for over 15 years. I haven't had this much trouble with any Windows OS. It just doesn't lend itself to ease of use; it still revels in its cryptic command names, vague and incomplete documentation, forcing one to become an expert at Unix before one can effectively use it.

    But that isn't what most people need nor want in an OS. Their computer is a tool to help them do useful, productive things. Most people do not count tweaking with and fixing their tools among the useful and productive things they need to do. I don't want to spend most of my morning tweaking and adjusting my car's engine, brakes and transmission; I just want to get in and drive it to work!

    --
    "Pojama people are boring me to pieces; they make me feel like I am wasting my time." F.Z.
  140. Re:A port of office would help MICROSOFT a lot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too fucking late mate... gotcha....

  141. MS Office on Linux by djvaselaar · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft writes an OS X version of Office for Macintosh, wouldn't they have a pretty good start on a Linux version?. The API they use (Cocoa or Carbon) might not be very close though...

  142. Re:We're not ready for Office yet [FLAMING REPLY] by Argylengineotis · · Score: 1

    "Not everyone should own a computer. "
    "...Internet Usage License"
    Good thinking. Maybe we could restrict certain people from books too. Maybe we could even work it to keep a large segment of the population restricted from these things, you know, keep 'em real stupid...

    You should be the first person on this list. This qausi-nazi plan of yours should be your own just dessert.

    "Admittedly i am a geek and do not mind playing with my OS."

    and by the sound of it, you is also a damn book burner at heart.

    -=b

  143. 4% of desktop for linux by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1
    Aren't these 4% the share of shipment for 1999? I ask this because they cite IDC and I saw these same numbers with the same source (IDC) a few weeks ago when they where saying that in 1999 Windows NT shipped with 36% of new servers, Linux with 26%,... and they said that Linux was shipped with 4% of the desktop, which amazed me (4% this soon?).

    If this is these numbers that they are citing then not 4% of desktops are using Linux, but 4% of desktop sold last year where running Linux.

    --
    "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  144. Re:NATALIE PORTMAN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool! I wonder how they did it?

  145. Hi! You've been had by EricWright · · Score: 2

    I had my doubts as to the authenticity of this whole thread, but the parent to this message just gave it all away...

    Doesn't anyone think that $473/minute legal consultation fees are a tad high. Well, how about dropping the decimal places and text around his figures: $3133 7. Hmmm... looks like [hax0r|skript-kiddy]speak to me!

    I will admit that this is one of the more clever trolls posted in quite a while. Kudos, dmg... whoever you are.

    Eric

    1. Re:Hi! You've been had by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're getting better, Eric. How's those LinuxOne shares?

  146. Re:the FUTURE (will never be Linux, unless...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you are runing in root all the time also. You must also remember that X is not linux so if you have a problem with X you shouldn't blame it on linux. An obvisoly you don't have to support a large number of end-users. The remote administration you get from linux and/or *nix make it very easy to manage a large user base, and by the way I work for a fortune 300 company and thats the way we can fix a computer thats in a different country even. I also bet that you are one of those people that don't even relize that their oil light has been on for weeks and that your car is ready to seize up. ===Running windows is like buying a car with the hood welded shut.===

  147. Microsoft Devloping for LINUX?? by James_Kirk · · Score: 1

    Microsoft you do know that LINUX has something call a multi platform envirnoment....... SPARC, MAC, MIPS, ALPHA Etc. Oh and if you are gonna be gay and expect people to pay 1200 for your office for LINUX then fuck off. I will use COREL Suite 2000 or Star Office. Corel 2000 is way better then office 2000. There product dont crash when it wants to for starters!!

  148. Your a MORON by James_Kirk · · Score: 1

    People do actually i know some people who run LINUX as a desktop and some offices are switching from Windows NT Workstation to LINUX. It is still a dumb idea, thou, Microsoft will never be able to get office on LINUX and if they do well there gonna charge 1200 for it so there fucked. Most people run LINUX for the lack of cost.

  149. freedom by innerFire · · Score: 1

    (I have my threshold set pretty high, so there's a chance I missed some comments.)

    I don't see anyone talking about freedom. Why should we use an un-free product like MS Office (or Corel Office, or Applixware) when there are free alternatives like AbiWord, GNOME Office and KOffice?

    Granted, the free products are not as mature as perhaps we would like them (although KOffice is coming along nicely). I think we should spend less time worrying about and campaigning for proprietary products, and instead work on free alternatives.

  150. Re:Ported to Linux? Not likely, BeOS "maybe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately all 4 people who use BeOS would have to buy it and it STILL wouldn't be profitable for them...

  151. Click on his "User Info" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He does not exist. A true hacker. I wonder how he does it?

  152. They did it for Mac by NuclearArchaeologist · · Score: 1
    If they can do it for Mac OS, they can do it for Linux. It's not supposed to work well, so users feel like they need M$ only computers. Someone above posted a really insiteful prediction of how M$ would do this. It tracks pretty well with how MS bombed out Mac users who tried to use office.

    There is no way anyone could get me to install office on a nice linux box. I'm sure it would wreck things and there are plenty of alternatives. It's been a while since I've had to write a paper that demanded anything more than a text editor, but Word Perfect 8 has been good on Linux. I'm trying to learn how to use Gnumeric and plot to make up the spreadsheet. As for presentations, I've seen people set up good ones as pure HTML's. These can be printed as slides or transparacies if the place where you present does not have a projector hooked to a browser. In general, I've heard good things about Star Office, but I'm too lazy to look into it.

    Hopefully, the bussiness world will get a clue and stop asking for things in MS format. Resume in Word format? Dude, send me ASCII!

  153. Re:What we really want is MS to use open file form by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The ignorance and hypocrisy of Linux zealots never ceases to amaze. They carry on endlessly about what the 'next version' (or even some version off in the distant future) of Linux will do, while criticizing Microsoft for perceived problems that no longer exist.

    Those of us who don't wear Linux blinkers have noticed, for example, that Office 2000 supports XML as a native format.

  154. Lets help them destroy us. by zeedotcom · · Score: 1
    The people that work at M$ are not stupid. I bet a fair number of the developers run Linux just to learn it for something to do. They don't live off of it. If it were to crash on their machine they wouldn't cry over it. Some of you would. (unintentional insult) Some of these guys also read slashdot. I would bet my life savings on it. Gates himself probably reads updates on what is happening here. Slashdot is his most vocal opponent as far as spreading the word. Some lucky guy at M$ is going to read all this about how to destroy Linux and take it to his boss and get a bonus for his great idea. Linux will never die, but it could be crippled. The guys at M$ have thought of this already. They are probably ready to roll with the idea. This article could encourage them to do it because it may give them ideas that they didn't already have. On the other hand, it could make them think about it. If this stuff was posted way in advance, you would have a case to go to the public with saying that it was predicted. All you have to do is prove that it modifies things that it shouldn't. Did we help M$ here? Ask me that question when they release Office for Linux. Then we will know.

    F.Y.I. I use Windows 98 as my primary OS. I have Mandrake installed on a partition and do use it from time to time, but I can't seem to get my net connection to work right so am primarily stuck with Windoze. Microsoft is EVIL, but for now, I can't access /. without it. *weeps* If any of you merciful souls out there has an awesome Linux machine that you would like to send me out of pity, I would appreciate it. You could help to save me from them, the evil ones.

    --

    If you want my respect, give it first...
    If you don't want my respect, expect mine before you give it.

  155. Re:It's not unlikely that Windows apps will be por by TummyX · · Score: 2

    Ahh, being microsoft means being a 'troll'. I now know your intelligence, but I'll bite anyway.

    1) There's no reason why other vendors can't "preload DLLs" (most DLLs are shared in memory and most apps use those DLLs anyway, like mscomctl). And besides, there's no such thing as 'preloading' DLLs, you can have apps that loads a library, and another app that needs to use it won't take as long to load it cause it's already in memory. And what's this "system" dlls thing? To me system dlls are things like gdi32.dll etc.

    2) Windows 2000 boots faster than Redhat Linux on the same machine here.

    3) Windows bloated? Uh, what's netscape/staroffice?

  156. Re:We're not ready for Office yet - S.O.S.? by samantha · · Score: 1

    So people who aren't ready for Linux aren't ready to have a computer heh? Why should non linux literate people not have computers, even linux based computers? With an OS this stable it should be possible to cover it well enough they don't need to be linux gurus to do their work. There are a lot of knowledge professionals out there who aren't computer gurus, have no time to be computer gurus but desperately need good office and professional applications NOW. This is a bit more than just an "interent appliance". It doesn't matter whether you want them using a computer or not. They have to if they are going to be competitive in their own fields.

  157. Well, how are we meant to know!? by luckykaa · · Score: 1

    Its not like we get much chance to actually get experienced with Women. And my computer works just as well upside down.

    Except the CD's are kind of hard to get in.

  158. Re-engineer Office by connor_macleod · · Score: 1

    One of the problems (or advantages on the M$ side) with Office is its lack of backward and forward compatibility. I was discussing with someone today about using, say, XML to build a meta-file which could encompass all versions of Word, and future version.

    It would of course involve a bit of re-engineering, but surely not anywhere near the efforts of deCSS, LinuxPPC, connectix to name a few off the top of my head.

    Anyway, this article has made me think - if the advantage of Office is its hold on the business market through format monopoly (for want of a better word) then OSS should just re-engineer all formats, keep up with the new ones, and provide a better offive suite!

    The latter would be the hardest but im afraid its beyond the scope of this comment. At least thats my story any I'm stikin to it ...

    -

  159. Re:It's not unlikely that Windows apps will be por by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, Linux boots take more time than Win boots. But, as Linux crash far less times than Windows, you don't have to boot Linux as often as you boot Windows. So, you spend fewer time waiting for Linux to boot than for Windows. Netscape & StarOffice are STATICALLY linked to graphics library. They are badly programmed, but this kind of bullshit also exist on Windows. If they were dynamically linked, their loading time won't be longer than their Windows equivalents. I just don't use them. Have KDE2 instead. Fast, clean and powerfull.

  160. Re:What we really want is MS to use open file form by ballestra · · Score: 1
    You missed my point. The vast majority of MS users save their files in the default formats (.doc, .xls, .ppt, .mdb) and these formats are closed. XML 'support' won't fix the problem, just like ascii or rich-text-format support haven't solved the problems I listed. With mere 'support' for open formats, compatibility can only flow one way. Sure, I can send you a document in .rtf or .xml and you can read it. But if you send me a file in .doc format with a macro or complex formatting, or a .xls spreadsheet file with an unusual function or something, then I still HAVE to use MS Office.

    I'm arguing against the Linux zealots who want Linux to take over. I'm saying if only we all used common open formats, then we could all decide for ourselves what software WE prefer to use. If for you that's MS Office, then I respect your choice.

    Microsoft doesn't HAVE to make their formats closed. They intentionally choose to do it this way because it FORCES everyone to use the LATEST version of THEIR software. I wouldn't complain if everyone in the world chose MS Office over the alternatives because they thought it was better software. What I protest is that I don't have the freedom to choose differently without giving up some part of my ability to share information with other people. Until the default formats are open, the problem will persist.