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  1. fuck me slashdot cant display unicode on Lobster, a New Game Programming Language, Now Available As Open Source · · Score: 4, Insightful

    oh well

  2. why dont we just use chinese characters? on Lobster, a New Game Programming Language, Now Available As Open Source · · Score: 1, Insightful

    look if we are going to have these bizarre punctuation marks everywhere, then why not just start using chinese characters, that actually mean what we are talking about?

    "oh because nobody can read them"

    nobody can read _?@$$$ __ *&* anyways. but at least chinese has some meaning already attached to characters, like

    look at

    it means download

    its literally the cjaracter for "down" followed by a character for a wagon/cart (top view.. two wheels, see?) and a thing next to it. (down transport)

    that makes a hell of a lot more sense than some bizarro perl bullshit and it only takes up two spaces.

  3. gag me with a shift button on Lobster, a New Game Programming Language, Now Available As Open Source · · Score: 5, Informative

    i := find([ 1, 2, 3 ]): _ > r

    yeah. no. thanks but no thanks.

  4. or give everyone a fucking ipad on Jon 'Maddog' Hall On Project Cauã: a Server In Every Highrise · · Score: 2

    thin clients are the pet projects of totalitarian, control obsessed douchebags the world over. the thin client always fails, in the end, because it represents the 'abesntee landlord' school of it management.

    let people own their own shit. let people fuck with their own shit however they want. let people have their own little outpost in cyberspace. dont try to fucking control everything.

  5. work with the public for a year or two on KWin Maintainer: Fanboys and Trolls Are the Cancer Killing Free Software · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and either you will burnout or none of this shit will bother you anymore because you will have seen everything.

    you think trolling is bad? flameboys? how about someone dumping their whole tray of food in front of you and screaimng at you as they walk out over a $2.20 item.

    how about people calling you up and cursing you out because they got the wrong phone number?

    how about a convicted rapist coming into your store and flashing people?

    how about getting robbed at gunpoint at 3 in the morning for $7.00/hour?

    how about your former manager getting pulled into a freezer and shot to death, 2 weeks after you quit a fast food joint?

    first world problems baby. first world problems.

  6. fuck me ive had linux desktop for like 10 years. on KWin Maintainer: Fanboys and Trolls Are the Cancer Killing Free Software · · Score: 0

    ubuntu baby. ubuntu.

    its from africa.

  7. or their equivalent on Ask Slashdot: How To Start Reading Other's Code? · · Score: 1

    spitting hex into a buffer, then reading that buffer later = primitive form of print statement

  8. print statements on Ask Slashdot: How To Start Reading Other's Code? · · Score: 2

    print statements are the greatest debugging tool ever invented.

    it will work on any piece of code, any language, any type of situation. you can trace anything.

  9. the irony - BBC covered up child abuse on ISPs To Censor Porn By Default In the UK By 2014 · · Score: 2

    in the jimmy savile case, and there are numerous, and i do mean numerous, cases of government corruption in covering up massive child abuse in "care homes" (homes for orphans, etc) in Great Britain, but also in its pseudo-attached islands of Guernsey, Jersey, etc.

  10. well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina on ISPs To Censor Porn By Default In the UK By 2014 · · Score: 5, Funny

    also sometimes a guys penis goes in a guys mouth, or a guys anus, or sometimes a womans anus has a penis going in it and another penis going in her vagina at the same time, thats called double penetration

    also there is uhm, bukkake, where a bunch of guys jerk off onto a woman and/or man.

    then there is fetish porn, like, you know, some people are really into casts. like casts like you get for a broken bone. they think its sexy.

    also there is like uhm, bestiality. where like people are fucking dogs and horses

    then there is tentacle porn. it helps if you speak japanese.

    ok then there is 'porn for women' which is a lot like other porn but with a soft lighting scheme

    then there is lesbian porn. alot of them are not really lesbians.

    but mostly i guess id say that porn is uhm, film production where nobody gets payed union scale.

  11. summary claims the purpose was to save money on Helicopter Parts Make For Amazing DIY Camera Stabilization · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the summary , and so so many other /.ers, claim they do this stuff to save money.

    it doesnt save money. stop lying.

    if you do something for the thrill of doing it, then just fucking admit it. dont lie about it and claim that its somehow a wise economic decision or that you did it out of necessity.

  12. go create. but dont try to claim you saved money on Helicopter Parts Make For Amazing DIY Camera Stabilization · · Score: 1

    because if your creation cant be justified because its cool or fun, dont try to lie about why you are doing it. none of this shit saves money.

  13. meanwhile your wife cnat drive anywhere on Helicopter Parts Make For Amazing DIY Camera Stabilization · · Score: 1

    because the car doesnt work.

  14. yeah uhm on Larry Ellison Rejuvenating Hawaii's Sixth-Largest Island (Which He Owns) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. so there was no dotcom burst?

    2. when was the first CDO created?

    3. when the GOP controlled both houses of congress and the presidency in the early 2000s, why didnt they repeal it then?

    4. im not saying clinton wasnt involved, but the guy tried to blame the whole thing on 'communist democrats' which is what they call, "a fucking lie written by a stupid asshole" in the business.

  15. uhm it was a government contractor on Future Astronauts Must Deal With Toxic Chemicals In Martian Soil · · Score: 1

    without the rocket fuel business from nasa, air force, etc, the company probably would never have existed.

  16. example: if i want to spy on 100 million citizens on Larry Ellison Rejuvenating Hawaii's Sixth-Largest Island (Which He Owns) · · Score: 1

    oracle just cant be beat. its open mindedness when it comes to NSA's "reboot" of the 4th amendment has made all the difference.

  17. the biggest socialist bailout in history on Larry Ellison Rejuvenating Hawaii's Sixth-Largest Island (Which He Owns) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    happened under a republican president, the son of Reagan's vice president, whil the treasury secretary was a former Goldman Sachs CEO.

    you are hereby banned from ever complaining about 'socialist democrats' ever again. ever.

  18. first step: start charging money for air on Larry Ellison Rejuvenating Hawaii's Sixth-Largest Island (Which He Owns) · · Score: 2

    claiming that "we cant give away products for free. it doesnt make business sense", oracle president larry elliosn announced that his ownership of the island now extends to the air people breathe. "if they are breathing my air, i want to somehow try to monetize and get a return to your shareholders" ellison said.

  19. Obama: the president i'd like to have a beer with on Helicopter Parts Make For Amazing DIY Camera Stabilization · · Score: -1

    he seems so, you know, down to earth. he has values. not like that communist mit romney.

  20. yes because of course labor is free on Helicopter Parts Make For Amazing DIY Camera Stabilization · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "look honey, we can either waste money buying a used car, or i can build one myself out of spare parts. i can literally save $5000, and it will only take me 3 years"

  21. writing!!! its not jyst stringing words together on Ortiz-Heymann: the Prior Generation · · Score: 2

    most writers like to have something called "a point". they put at the front of the "story" so people will "know what the fuck you are talking about".

    then inside the story, you explain your point and give further detail.

  22. actually we dont know how to handle them on Future Astronauts Must Deal With Toxic Chemicals In Martian Soil · · Score: 1

    there was a big dust up a few years ago when it turned out perchlorate was winding up in lettuce.

    the problem was that the perchlorate facility, which is around the BMI complex in nevada, is a massively polluted pile of EPA superfund-ish nightmare.

    on top of that, the private companies responsible for the pollution were able to shed themselves pf the environmental cleanup costs by shaving off subsidaries and then declaring bankruptcy. Carl Icahn is a master at this type of thing. so the government is the only one left to clean up this stuff and it cant get the money.

    (of course the govt can pay a trillion dollars to invade iraq and spy on your google searches...)

  23. they probably got hunted by on Future Astronauts Must Deal With Toxic Chemicals In Martian Soil · · Score: 1

    intergalctic submicroscopic battle fleets.

  24. but its all natural and organic? on Future Astronauts Must Deal With Toxic Chemicals In Martian Soil · · Score: 1

    i guess applying 'uncle bert's all natural organic martian skin juice' to my face for the past 50 years was a bad idea?

  25. also, you will go blind. on Do-It-Yourself Brain Stimulation Has Scientists Worried · · Score: 2, Funny

    not to mention growing hairy palms.