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ISPs To Censor Porn By Default In the UK By 2014

An anonymous reader writes "Parental filters for pornographic content will come as a default setting for all homes in the UK by the end of 2013, says David Cameron's special advisor on preventing the sexualization and commercialization of childhood, Claire Perry MP. Internet service providers will be expected to provide filtering technology to new and existing customers with an emphasis on opting out, rather than opting in."

310 comments

  1. so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Paintings and sculptures? Photography of nude people? Literature that has sections with with erotic or sexual topics (e.g. the Bible?)

    But violent media is just fine.....

    1. Re:so what is porn? by fustakrakich · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who cares 'what is porn'? Question is, 'How do you work around the blockage'?

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    2. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Question is, 'How do you work around the blockage'?

      You can opt out (according to summary)
      And I am sure that the helpful "suspected pervert/pedophile" investigative team will be very polite. You have nothing to worry about.

    3. Re:so what is porn? by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Duh, you actually think this is something to do with porn.

      This is being used to get the censorship infrastructure in place, so it can then be expanded to cover any kind of 'bad data' in the future.

      Oh, sorry, the Slippery Slope Mafia will be along in a minute to tell me that's a logical fallacy and, yes, it really is all just about stopping kids seeing naked people.

    4. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ..This is being used to get the censorship infrastructure in place, so it can then be expanded to cover any kind of 'bad data' in the future.

      I hate to break it to you, but the infrastructure is already in place, and has been so for a number of years.

    5. Re:so what is porn? by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Insightful

      that was my point, the blockage is between politicians ears.

    6. Re:so what is porn? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Is easy, any page with the keyword "prism" surely is porn and must be blocked. They are keyphrases too, but i still can't understand how porno culture switched to say just fuck to add names to it, specially if those names are from the top people in the government. Must be related to the rule 34 of internet.

    7. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Am confused. Doesn't this mean that youtube/dailymotion/tumblr and many other top sites would have to be put on the porn filter by default?

      And what defines porn exactly? Sure, there's the obvious stuff, but people get off on anything. Would smoking fetish sites be classed as porn even tho the partipants are fully clothed? What about Gilbert Gottfried's epic 50 Shades of Gray reading (go on, look it up, is brilliant)?

      Surely the UK government then has to porn-block the Sun/Star for the topless girls and put a ban on the jailbait-obsessed Daily Mail and its 'side panel of shame'? But as those papers are run by assorted right-wing business interest pals of said government I have a feeling they'd be immune.

    8. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ..This is being used to get the censorship infrastructure in place, so it can then be expanded to cover any kind of 'bad data' in the future.

      I hate to break it to you, but the infrastructure is already in place, and has been so for a number of years.

      I hate to break it to you, but yes, we already know that. However, enacting or even suggesting policy is merely cut #713...out of 1,000 cuts, with death soon to follow.

    9. Re:so what is porn? by Servaas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then teach them that the Internet is a precious commodity and that not everything is kid friendly but as they grow older they can start using it more to their appropriate ages. Its not that tough but stop trying to off shore parenting to your fucking government.

    10. Re:so what is porn? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Its not that tough but stop trying to off shore parenting to your fucking government.

      Is that the same government that provides and runs the schools, as well as providing all manner of health and safety guidance?

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    11. Re:so what is porn? by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Informative

      Who cares 'what is porn'? Question is, 'How do you work around the blockage'?

      I imagine in much the same way that water "works it's way around the blockage" when you drop a pebble in the Colorado river.

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    12. Re:so what is porn? by jonfr · · Score: 1

      It is lot worse. People believe this reason and accept it as the truth. Censoring of porn is just the start, next it is going to be something else. Like criticism of corrupt politicians that is active in congress. U.K is sounding more like a dictatorship every year that passes.

    13. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is easy, any page with the keyword "prism" surely is porn and must be blocked.

      The out-going firewall my employer uses is now configured to block any URL with the (case-insensitive) letters "NSA" in it and present an alternate warning page about the URL potentially containing classified material. As a result, I couldn't read the /. article: Another Study Confirms Hands-Free Texting While Driving Is Unsafe - notice the word "Unsafe. (Stupid, over-reaching, can't configure a regex mother-fukers.)

      (The firewall also blocks any URL containing the letters "IE8".)

    14. Re:so what is porn? by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. When we get to cut 1000 and your door is being kicked in for whatever undesirable thing you are or are doing, at least we can feel smug because we knew the infrastructure for kicking in doors has been in place since the invention of doors and kicking.

      It's not that the infrastructure is in place that's wrong, it's that it's being used, and excused, and justified and made into the new normal. It's not so much scary that they're doing it, it's scary that they're not even bothering to hide it anymore.

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    15. Re:so what is porn? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 0, Troll

      The UK already operates 85 Sharia courts. They have limited power, for now. When more riots happen they'll probably get more power to placate the 'cultural' demands of the 'spontaneous protestors'. Now pictures of women are slowly getting banned. Political Correctness (the tool of the political Left) and Sharia go together. Perhaps that is conflating them too much, but it is worth considering the forces that are aligning to censor the liberties we once had and progressively control our lives (I use the word "progressively" deliberately - it is not garden-variety caring leftists that are into this censorship, but the further Left progressives who have successfully got Cultural Marxism in the universities and now spilling out into the general culture).

    16. Re:so what is porn? by jonfr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are mistaken on one thing. It is the political right, or mix of many factors that is the source of this. As such there is no central source for this, with the exception of current government in the U.K.

    17. Re:so what is porn? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 0

      The "political right" is just as statist and collectivist as the Left from a libertarian point of view (hence right and left in uk are simply sides of a single coin). Same in the US between Repugs and Demosaurs. I take your correction though, thanks.

    18. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IngSoc

    19. Re:so what is porn? by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Is easy, any page with the keyword "prism" surely is porn and must be blocked.

      Or a physics/optics site or a Pink Floyd fan site.

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    20. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is porn?

      Porn is what I mean when I point to it, and begin furiously masturbating.

    21. Re:so what is porn? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well fucking duh! The elite already own the MSM so they can make fucking sure only the proper shills say the proper corp ass kissing propaganda, and there is only ONE place left where you can freely disseminate information without falling afoul of their "free speech zones" and other black shirt bullshit, and that is the net.

      Mark my words within 24 months of this coming online "hate speech" will be added to insure protected classes will vote their way, followed by "anti-government" "Terrorist" or whatever buzzword for not kissing the elite's ring is labeled under in the UK. Allowing the public to speak their mind? Why that just can't be allowed, that is doubleplus ungood citizen!

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    22. Re:so what is porn? by cellurl · · Score: 1

      The UK is still ruling the civilized world. I would like to wonder what super powers like Germany do?
      Funny story, 20 years ago when I signed on with the first ISP in Memphis named "Magibox", they made me mail them a photograph of myself to get access to usenet (so I could get my porn on).
      How times have changed.
      But seriously, how hard is it for wikipedia to allow us to rate a page? PG, PG-13. Its a simple as the voting on stumbleupon. 99 percent trustworthy I imagine.
      Get paid to crowdsource speed limits

    23. Re:so what is porn? by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An excellent question about a very nuanced and complex issue. I'm guessing the answer they will come up with be "Experts will define it" and the experts will be whoever set the default settings for censoring software that successfully schmoozes the right ISP executives and or politicians.

      On the violent media thing, the logic there is that kids are more likely to have sex than go on violent rampages, which is not totally crazy. The crazy part is that kids are going to be brainwashed by media out there, and that sex is as worrisome as violence, but the being more concerned about youths reproducing than worrying about youths reenacting Terminator, that makes some sense at least.

    24. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People don't understand that because it isn't true.

    25. Re:so what is porn? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      No, the question is: What else can we foce people to have to opt-out of? (Even though most things on the net require you to OPT IN to them, anyway -- it's not like this stuff just shows up in your face). How about religious material? Political material? Suicide support groups? Sex information? Materials about evolution?

    26. Re:so what is porn? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Further to that VOIP is also an internet service as is your email, twitter et al. So this is all pointing at direct personal censorship. Making selected individuals non-persons as far as the internet is concerned, basically making them disappear digital communications, a new direct instantaneous method of personal control and retribution.

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    27. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What YOU don't understand is that adults should be making these decisions for themselves. They don't need laws to regulate their exposure.

      Freedom includes the right to live an out-of-balance life, if one chooses.

    28. Re:so what is porn? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      There are two types of people in this world. Those who want to control others, and those that don't. Politics is for people whom fall in the former category. Party affiliation just sets the agenda on *how* to control others and nothing more.

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    29. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But daddy noh8rz10 says it's for our own good!

    30. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't you think we should block access to religion before blocking access to porn? It seems to me religion is way more harmful than porn.

      Of course, too bad people who still believe in fairy tales will never get any appreciation for this.

    31. Re:so what is porn? by dryeo · · Score: 2

      The mistake is to divide politics in 2 directions, left and right or liberal and conservative. You can have fiscally conservative, socially liberal people and the opposite so left vs right isn't clear cut. Then you also have the 2 directions of authoritarian vs libertarian. Either can be left or right. Currently almost all politicians are authoritarian. See http://www.politicalcompass.org/analysis2
      About political correct speech. Both sides play that card, here in Canada it is currently very politically incorrect to call the bitumen sands tar sands instead of oil sands even though bitumen has much in common with tar.

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    32. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Appealing to the slippery slope is by definition a fallacy.

      The argument is, even though x is acceptable, don't do it, because y is unacceptable, because y could possibly follow x.

      y won't follow unless it too is acceptable. The correct time to object to the unacceptable (y), is when y is proposed, not when x is.

    33. Re:so what is porn? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 0

      I agree. Politics can be divided multi-dimensionally. Thanks for the link, I'll check it out. Political correctness is the *mortal enemy* of Free Speech. no matter what the form it comes in. I'm a big Free Speech fan, so anyone who gets in the way of that draws my personal ire - the traditional Right does it, but AFAICS the Left does it even more.

    34. Re: so what is porn? by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Oh, dear, it seems there is a divergence of view on sex. The matter at hand, however, is porn. So first, one must define porn, and then, albeit rather a straw man, to define sex addict. Let the games begin, or something.

      But all that is not at issue here. What is, is prejudicial pre-filtering of web content according to someone's or some group of someones idea of "what is porn" and resorting to the power of the state via licenced ISPs to do that filtering. It also use the power of the state to lift one more burden from parents, that of teaching their children about the birds and the bees and the need for clenched knees and aspirin. I confess being at a loss here, where the normal rubrics of "follow the money" and "cui bono?" yield no ready answers.

      Also, I'm hard pressed to think of any examples where opt-out is preferable to opt-in.

    35. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you, but yes, we already know that...

      Oh, so maybe you knew, but the poster I was replying to seemed to be unaware, and under the impression that they're doing this as an excuse to put the 'censorship infrastructure in place', unaware that required 'infrastructure' is already in place at the major UK ISPs, and has been for years.
      The mechanisms used to block access to kiddieporn at one UK ISP have already been used to block access to several well known torrent sites, and occasionally traffic to other sites is transparently routed through it, but not blocked (I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what they could possibly be doing here then..).

    36. Re:so what is porn? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Other than your family. Because some day Mother is going to come round to visit, and just to test if you are being a good little boy quickly check if she can see sex.com. Then you have to endure an hour-long lecture about how the 'didn't raise you this way.'

      I'd say the same applies to girlfriends, but... slashdot.

    37. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed. Good luck trying to get a teaching job after your decision to opt out of the censorship goes on record.

    38. Re:so what is porn? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It isn't the start.
      The start was the de-facto compulsory imposition of child porn filtering. No-one dared object to that - it was filtering child porn, after all - but it still results in every ISP operating a filter system fed by a secret blacklist produced by an organisation with no transparency, accountability or oversight.

      The second step was to then broaden the definition of child porn - something politicians at the time described as 'closing a loophole' - to include not just actual child porn but also artistic depictions of children, or things that look like children in some way (a condition put in to make sure fantasy creatures were covered), in sexual situations. Again, no-one dared oppose, for the public were told that this was needed to lock up some filthy nonce scum.

      The third step was the 'extreme porn' law, creating a new legal class of pornography which is illegal to possess. The 'extreme' wide enough that an exception was required for material classified by our film board, to avoid inadvertantly banning a James Bond film which meets the definition for one scene.

      This is step four.

      I can only speculate on step five, but if I were a moral crusader in government I would look into setting very high penalties for showing pornography to a minor, and make sure ignorance of age or best-effort age checking is no defense - that way the internet porn industry would be driven entirely offshore, because no site operator would want to run the risk of a ten year sentence and life on the sex offender register after a child sneaks onto the family computer with a browser window still open.

    39. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in your world porn is like alcohol ?

    40. Re:so what is porn? by Loki_666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I also heard there are Muslamic Ray guns!

      You do know these courts have no legal standing in the UK?

    41. Re:so what is porn? by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      then pictures of ankles become porn.

      or pinup girls.

      pretty soon you'll be blocking all photography.

      alcohol and tobacco are regulated because they have ill effects on health.. unlike porn.

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    42. Re: so what is porn? by punic64 · · Score: 1

      will be fun for us in rented accomadation using wireless, having to ask our landlords to opt out. fun times indeed.

    43. Re:so what is porn? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. There'll be a very long list of perfectly acceptable pages that get blocked because the filter is badly configured that you can point to as your reason for opting out of filtering.

    44. Re:so what is porn? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Paintings and sculptures? Photography of nude people? Literature that has sections with with erotic or sexual topics (e.g. the Bible?)

      But violent media is just fine.....

      I remember that when AOL tried this initially it was not just the obvious, but things like breast cancer awareness charities, Scunthorpe tourist information, and "visit Penistone". The ineptness of filtering schemes was illustrated by my work's filter which responded to a search for "Sharp Calculators" with. "This site is deemed unsuitable- Reason: Violence and weapons". Yes like you might stab someone with a sharp calculator!

    45. Re:so what is porn? by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      what people don't understand is that porn is a bad thing when there is too much exposure, so it does a lot of good for people to block their access or at least make it harder to access... too bad they'll never get any appreciation for it...

      People don't understand that because it isn't true.

      I don't know, sometimes my writs gets rather sore

    46. Re:so what is porn? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      doh - wrists!

    47. Re: so what is porn? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      will be fun for us in rented accomadation using wireless, having to ask our landlords to opt out. fun times indeed.

      TOR!

    48. Re:so what is porn? by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Blocking child porn and other illegal things is quite different from blanket blocking porn. Similarly, blocking illegal things on the internet is quite different from blocking all data on the internet.

    49. Re: so what is porn? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Genesis: 34:1-31 Dinah, the daughter of Jacob, is "defiled" by a man who seems to love her dearly. Her brothers trick all of the men of the town and kill them (after first having them all circumcised), and then take their wives and children captive.

      It's all about the freedom baby.

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    50. Re:so what is porn? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      It's a non-sequitur unless you really believe the government should do all the parenting. Including outside of school hours. Maybe you do but I avoid attacking strawmen.

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    51. Re:so what is porn? by benwad · · Score: 1

      Sharia law is only used in civil disputes - it has the same power as any ombudsman service, and in order to use Sharia law in a dispute (could be neighbours, or small businesses) both parties must agree to that method of mediation. Non-Muslims are never forced to become involved in Sharia proceedings because they aren't proper courts of law. This is just a shock tactic used to make it seem like the UK is being 'taken over' by Islam - it couldn't be further from the truth.

    52. Re:so what is porn? by AbsGeekNZ · · Score: 2

      Are you serrious, have you no self control? Chemistry is a part yes but concious decisions are far more powerful, hell a human can hold their breath until they pass out. At which point the autonomic control kicks back in so that you don't die. I think that access to [heavy metal / rap / counrty (pick your poison)] music is far too easy and as a damaging infulence in peoples lives, so it does a lot of good for people to block their access or at least make it harder to access

    53. Re:so what is porn? by AbsGeekNZ · · Score: 1

      Where the hell is the edit button, I am usually more careful.....no line breaks etc...

    54. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Porn only attracts interest because of excessive prudery. (The attraction of the forbidden fruit). If it was freely available, people would soon get bored of it.

      Most people would probably find extreme porn rather horrible (I do).

    55. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's that same team that raises their eyebrows when you use "anonymous mode" in your browser.

    56. Re: so what is porn? by garaged · · Score: 1

      As much as I would like it to be true, just a little bit of realism lets you see that humanity has a LOT of problema with self-control.

      We say in .mx "power corrupts", test it statistivally :)

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    57. Re: so what is porn? by garaged · · Score: 0, Troll

      By your reasoning we should ban science too, it correlates terribly fine with social unequalty!

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    58. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up please

    59. Re:so what is porn? by Noughmad · · Score: 2

      There will also be a very long list of perfectly unacceptable pages that won't get blocked. That, or they block everything.

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    60. Re:so what is porn? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1
      Don't just ask questions like that in lieu of making a point. It's not constructive. If you think (as your question implies) that noh8rz10 is wrong, explain why.

      As a society we recognize that due to human chemistry some things are too powerful and should be limited.

      Seems reasonable to me.

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    61. Re:so what is porn? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      How, exactly, do you expect to identify "child porn"? - do you think emplying millions of minimum wage types in a third world country to deep-packet inspect your IP connections will achieve anything useful? (I guess it might work as an anti-poverty measure!

      Or maybe you want to block all jpgs with more than 8 pixels? Or "all videos will too much flesh colour" (suggested on talk radio recently) - how do you define skin colour exactly?. What about ASCII porn?

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    62. Re:so what is porn? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      alcohol and tobacco are regulated because they have ill effects on health.. unlike porn.

      Porn can (but doesn't always, or possibly even often) have a deleterious effect on health and relationships in all kinds of different ways - it's just a lot easier to quantify the damage from alcohol and tobacco.

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    63. Re: so what is porn? by gsslay · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well that's rather the point. Once you start blocking access to things, because someone is of the opinion you're not to be trusted to control yourself, or fully understand its limitations and dangers, then where do you draw the line?

      Follow this line of thinking and ultimately you are advocating keeping people ignorant, because information, (any information) can be a dangerous thing.

    64. Re:so what is porn? by Bearhouse · · Score: 2

      The UK already operates 85 Sharia courts. They have limited power, for now. .

      I found this hard to believe, so looked. It's true...

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/tv-and-radio-reviews/10011260/Panorama-Inside-Britains-Sharia-Courts-BBC-One-review.html
      (One of many references)

      A depressing extract from the undercover researcher/journalist who went to get advice on a (fictional) abusive husband:

      “He hits me,” she maintained. Should she leave her home? Should she go to the police?

      “The police, that is the very last resort,” said Dr Hasan. Instead, apparently, she should ask her husband: “Is it because of my cooking? Is it because I see my friends? So I can correct myself.”

      Right. "Correct yourself"

      Rather than continuing to undermine the hard-won universal values and freedoms on which our western democracies are (supposed to be) based, with crap like this porn-filtering and spying on our data, how about working to ensure that people who need help actually get it?
      People like the Boston Bombers were not stopped by the NSA; they might not have acted if we all, individually and collectively, had manged to convince them that the 'western way' is better. Or failing that, just invited them not leave if they don't like our society.

      We're failing on both fronts...the people who need help don't get it, and the ones who fight our values from within don't get stopped and/or thrown out.
      so yeah, just filter the porn...much easier

    65. Re:so what is porn? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Because some day Mother is going to come round to visit, and just to test if you are being a good little boy quickly check if she can see sex.com. Then you have to endure an hour-long lecture about how the 'didn't raise you this way.'

      "Have to"? Really? Adults in the UK are legally still under their parents supervision?

      I'd say the same applies to girlfriends, but... slashdot.

      Maybe it has less to do with the web forums you visit and more to do with you apparently needing your mothers approval for your sexuality?

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    66. Re:so what is porn? by shilly · · Score: 1

      You know, I am absolutely disgusted by domestic violence, which is almost always men beating and killing women. But the plural of anecdote is not data, and plucking out a story about an abusive imam to make an anti-Muslim argument is an excellent way of blinding yourself to the true pervasiveness of this violence. Just look at the terrible story that emerged at the weekend about Nigella Lawson.

    67. Re:so what is porn? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      what people don't understand is that porn is a bad thing when there is too much exposure, so it does a lot of good for people to block their access or at least make it harder to access...

      That is an extraordinary claim and thus requires extraordinary evidence, yet you've not provided any, or even described the nature of the alleged harm.

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    68. Re: so what is porn? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Society has been getting steadily more equal since the industrial revolution and the slow abandonment of religion in favour of science.

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    69. Re: so what is porn? by mellon · · Score: 1

      What a strange position to take, given the widening of the income gap over the previous 40 years. You're probably too young to remember what it was like in the 1970's, before Reagan and Thatcher began the trend of cutting taxes into the bone and dismantling the social safety net. Some things have gotten better since then, but social equality is most definitely not one of them.

    70. Re: so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fact is that there is no such thing as a porn-watcher / non-porn-watcher comparison study. Because in the history of the existence of porn, nobody could be found who hadn't watched porn.

      Yes, what I said is the core of the issue. It's the whole reason porn censorship, illegality of sex before marriage, illegality of abortions, illegality of public nudity and public sex, and all the other beauties of a sane society correlate so reliably with the amount of religious mental illness in an area/country.

      And saying porn is distinct from sex is like saying eating and cooking from recipes are distinct from eating and cooking without recipes. Or from watching cooking shows, etc. You're clinging to a technicality that is besides the point, to make your own straw-man point.
      Also, "sex addict" is the most ridiculous term ever. "What is that, kermidge? People are 'obsessed' with doing the things required for the survival of their species, you say? UNBELIEVABLE!" ... "And they want to, and do it for fun too? It even is a integral part of culture in all its facets? NO! YOU DON'T SAY!" ... lol XD
      Again, what does that have to do with watching porn? (I'm genuinely curious what they "teach" you in Catholibanland. Especially the parts you never questioned or even thought about questioning in your whole life.)

      I'm sitting in my room right now, with open windows, and every neighbor on the other side of the street able to see me... and I'm *completely* naked. I may even go on a naked bike ride through the forest to a lake where a lot of naked couples and families of all ages are. And when I come back, I go to bed, windows still open, and I will fap gloriously. Or I might heard my neighbors have glorious sex. I've seen oneneighbor watch porn yesterday night.
      You know who's disturbed by this? NOBODY!
      Because there is ZERO reason.
      You know why?
      Because there is ZERO harm in in.

      Oppressing sexuality, even if it's "just" porn, on the other hand, *does* harm. E.g. it leads to more rape when people can't handle it anymore. Which is *exactly* why priests who take their job seriously (as opposed to the Vatican), so often become child rapists.

      And THAT is the point.

      So have fun in your Catholiban shithole. I'll dedicate my next fap to you like I would lift my beer to you! ;)

    71. Re: so what is porn? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      You are looking at just wealth and wages. In terms of the variation between the quality of abode, the standard of healthcare and the life expectancy of the poorest and the richest things have been improving. Thatcher and Regan did a lot of damage but the baseline is still way above where it was 100 years ago.

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    72. Re:so what is porn? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant the legal and judicial infrastructure.

      ie, enough precedents, until there is a revolution

      --
      Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    73. Re:so what is porn? by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      Dude, you have GOT to not post that as AC. Posts like yours are why I come to Slashdot to discuss things.

    74. Re:so what is porn? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      I say it again, it be good if enough of these old people would just fucking die, and let us youngings take over.

      At least we look better naked!

      --
      Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    75. Re:so what is porn? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

      what people don't understand is that porn is a bad thing when there is too much exposure, so it does a lot of good for people to block their access or at least make it harder to access... too bad they'll never get any appreciation for it...

      People don't understand that because it isn't true.

      I don't know, sometimes my writs gets rather sore

      The chafing man, don't forget the chafing!

    76. Re: so what is porn? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Some might say that because we are animals, we are slaves to our basic instincts, but we disagree; we believe that we have the ability to transcend our desires and instincts. Given how much porn is out there, can you honestly say that people are in control of themselves?

      And so they need someone else to control them. Some higher power to help them tell their right hand from their left. Namely, Christian moral busybodies who in their zeal to stamp out violations of the Sixth Commandment trample the First.

      You are not fit to wield any kind of authority derived from God over other people, no matter how much better than them you might think you are. Such delusions make you far more a slave than even the most obsessive whoremonger.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    77. Re:so what is porn? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      opting out is a privilidge. theyve already taken it upon themselves to protect you, already taken the power for themselves to ALLOW you to see it. that's the problem. its like googles "safe search" being on by default that then went to being mandatory and cannot be disabled. you no longer get to choose it for yourself...you only get to have what they allow you to have, while they lie to you saying "oh, youre still free to make your own choice, we're just being helpful." and that privilige can be revoked at any time.

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      The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
    78. Re:so what is porn? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      because repressing sexuality and telling everyone how bad it is does wonders for the numbers of incidents of rape and abuse, right??

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      The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
    79. Re:so what is porn? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The UK already operates 85 Sharia courts. They have limited power, for now. When more riots happen they'll probably get more power to placate the 'cultural' demands of the 'spontaneous protestors'. Now pictures of women are slowly getting banned. Political Correctness (the tool of the political Left) and Sharia go together. Perhaps that is conflating them too much, but it is worth considering the forces that are aligning to censor the liberties we once had and progressively control our lives (I use the word "progressively" deliberately - it is not garden-variety caring leftists that are into this censorship, but the further Left progressives who have successfully got Cultural Marxism in the universities and now spilling out into the general culture)..

      So basically, your theory is that religious fanatics trying to set up a theocracy have allied with the hardcore supporters of an explicitly atheistic ideology that thinks religion is a drug?

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    80. Re: so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you ignoring how blacks and gays used to be treated 50 years ago, or gender equality? Income equality may have gotten worse in the past 30 years, but other measures of equality have significantly improved.

    81. Re: so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't most people in rented accommodation still pay their own phone and internet bills? It is the person paying the bill that has to opt out.

    82. Re:so what is porn? by stdarg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Some people are predisposed to hoarding cats. Some people end up with 37 cats in their apartment. But who would say cats can (not always, or possibly even often) cause people to become cat hoarders. I mean technically it's true, in that it's a trigger for a certain type of person, but it's quite clear the person was already crazy.

    83. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you meant "opt-in"? I remember the last time this was publically discussed and they were talking about it being an opt-in system. I thought, so long as it is opt-in it is okay, until they explained what they meant was you have to "opt-in" to not have filtering. Damn politicians and their double-speak.

    84. Re:so what is porn? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      The commonly used filter in the UK already blocks sites as Porn that have nothing whatsoever to do with it ...but the filter software is run by a private company that has no interest in being accurate and is only accountable to their customers (the ISP's) not to the public ....

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      Puteulanus fenestra mortis
    85. Re:so what is porn? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      You're confusing criticism of sharia and the parallel sharia court system with some statement about the pervasiveness of domestic violence. That's on you.

    86. Re:so what is porn? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      That's wrong, they have legal standing as arbitration tribunals whose judgments are enforced by the real court system. It's just like the arbitration clause you find in so many terms of service in the US.

      The issue with applying sharia to arbitration is that sharia is a discriminatory framework of laws based on Islam and has no business being legally recognized by any secular government.

      The usual defense of sharia courts isn't that they have no legal standing in the UK (which is wrong) but that there are other religiously based tribunals as well, such as Jewish ones, so it's discriminatory to single out sharia courts as bad.

      Well believe it or not that isn't much of a defense and any rational person who doesn't want the government enforcing religious edicts made by racists and sexists would say to ban those too.

      I think it would be very interesting for a Muslim business owner to include sharia court arbitration as a term of use of his service, and then see that tested, since all the non-Muslim customers who have to go through arbitration would obviously be at a legal disadvantage. I haven't heard of such a case one way or the other though.

    87. Re:so what is porn? by Petaris · · Score: 1

      Not disagreeing with your train of thought but I would just like to point out, what kid hasn't, at the very least, seen their parents naked at some point? One could argue that its in the context of sexuality but still, seems like a poor argument.

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      ~Petaris "The world is open. Are you?"
    88. Re:so what is porn? by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      Then I must be WASTED

    89. Re:so what is porn? by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      WOW - hadn't even thought about that...does the UK have similar provisions to get access to public records as we do in the US? If so, any teacher, politician, businessperson, clergymen, etc, will soon find themselves either defending their opt-out stance OR being noticeably more agitated.

    90. Re:so what is porn? by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      The number of times I've seen questionable material show up at work on a huge Cinema Display from Google Image search (it's so easy with even the most mundane of searches)...idk, I'm glad. If I want boobies, I'll search for boobies. Google can do what they want with filtering on Image Search - not accidentally having fan-made hentai show up in front of coworkers sounds awesome to me.

    91. Re: so what is porn? by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      What a strange position to take, given the widening of the income gap over the previous 40 years. You're probably too young to remember what it was like in the 1970's, before Reagan and Thatcher began the trend of cutting taxes into the bone and dismantling the social safety net.

      And what has that got to do with science? They did that to benefit a specific group and used prejudice to justify their actions. It has shit to to with science. Many of the stupid ideas that are in vogue today in Politics and Economics contradict science, but are applied anyway.

    92. Re:so what is porn? by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Some people die due to excessive consumption of water. Let's ban water, then!

    93. Re:so what is porn? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Am confused. Doesn't this mean that youtube/dailymotion/tumblr and many other top sites would have to be put on the porn filter by default?

      Absolutely. Use their rules against them.

      Hell, google.com will be gone; Google Image Search is almost impossible to keep free from nakedness. I'm sure we can get Yahoo, Bing and Wolfram Alpha added to the list too.

    94. Re: so what is porn? by daem0n1x · · Score: 2

      By your reasoning we should ban science too, it correlates terribly fine with social unequalty!

      Would you care to back your utter bullshit with some data?

    95. Re:so what is porn? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The Mother's ability to impose guilt and shame lasts long past the age of independance.

      I was just using it as an example, anyway. Substitute in relative of your choice, visiting coworker, roommate, anyone else you might not wish to proclaim your porn-watching ways to.

    96. Re:so what is porn? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      You should probably look into the legal doctrine of in loco parentis.

      If two parents are divorced and share custody of the children, does that mean that neither of them does parenting? After all, neither of them does it full time.

      --
      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    97. Re: so what is porn? by punic64 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, not clear in my post, I rent a room in a house and the landlord pays for the internet access. Will have to explain to them to opt out so that 'we' can make a stand against censorship, if you know what I mean.

    98. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As a society we recognize that due to human chemistry some things are too powerful and should be limited"

      No. We as a society don't recognize anything of the sort, if for no other reason than "society" is not anything other than a plural noun.

      Some members of society believe that things they think are too powerful to "control" need to be regulated and so they do whatever they think necessary to regulate them - very often against the wishes of the majority.

    99. Re: so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll dedicate my next fap to you like I would lift my beer to you! ;)

      Dave the Fish, is that you? How are things in Essex? I thought the doctor told you to quit drinking if you wanted to keep using that liver of yours!

    100. Re: so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have an account, and I don't really feel motivated to get one. However, you might be able to convince me.

    101. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you'd need some sort of trust network... sort of a web of people you can trust... like www.mywot.com. It doesn't solve the problem completely but it is does cover a big section of the web doing just what you propose.

      The thing that everybody is ignoring that I've seen is that it is reasonable to add basic filtering to all internet access but allow adults to access whatever they choose. I know, "censorship bad!" and all, but the this isn't that kind of censorship. Censorship isn't "unless you choose to" it is "you can't."

    102. Re:so what is porn? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 0

      Thanks for elucidating so well. Unfortunately Sharia decisions are imposed on the vulnerable - women and children. You would think that 21st Century liberals and feminists would oppose this, but the silence in deafening. It comes down to folks like the EDL (who to outward appearances look like soccer hooligans; despite being much more enlightened) to stand up for basic liberties and preservation of traditional English norms. The World has gone mad.

    103. Re: so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, you're missing the point. Who said anything about me controlling them? You are absolutely correct in that I am unfit to wield authority. I am fucked up person and with the little amount of power I have been given, I have shown quite the propensity to tyranny.

      You've assumed the wrong answer to my rhetorical question. Obviously (at least from our perspective), the ideal is for a person to have complete control over their actions. If someone is truly a slave to their desires, what are we to do? Stand idly while their freedom ebbs away? Or would it be better to gently guide someone to freedom? However, at the phrase "gently guide," you are probably only going to read coercion. I feel this is where we are going to disagree; the therapy of the Church can never be coercive, otherwise it would be counter to its aims.

      Does that make sense?

    104. Re:so what is porn? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      Dude, when English people are not allowed to fly the English flag or paint it on their house door because it may be 'offensive' then you have already lost. The rulings of Sharia courts are enforced by the real courts (and therefore by the entire power of the state, police, military whatever). As for "only willing participants" being subject to Sharia - well what about the most vulnerable, women and children? They are subject to Sharia without much choice. Think about it dude, you are making excuses for 7th Century barbarism instead of promoting equality and Rule of Law (the same 21st Century Laws) for all. Wise up, man!

    105. Re: so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me show what your argument looks like as a syllogism:

      -A girl got raped (statement (possibly a premise?))
      -The aforementioned girls brothers sought revenge and killed some folk (statement)
      -These things are bad (assumed premise)
      -Therefore, your claims about freedom are wrong (assumed conclusion from "It's all about freedom baby"[Sic])
      -Therefore, religion is bad (assumed conclusion, but I may just be trolling here)

      I think your argument may need some work, but that's just me. Why don't you come back with a reasoned post?

    106. Re:so what is porn? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 0

      I suggest you do the research. Beating of wives is explicitly permitted in Islam - with sticks. Do the research yourself, you will find recent rulings on this and all sorts of evil and barbarity that Islam promotes as *mainstream*.

      Sex slavery is also explicitly permitted:
      http://gatesofvienna.net/2013/06/david-wood-on-islamic-sex-slavery/

      This is not some extremists interpretation of Islam - this is mainstream stuff as determined by Al Azhar University (the 'Vatican' of Sunni Islam). Rulings made in the last few years.

    107. Re:so what is porn? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 0

      Thank you very much for doing the research Bearhouse. Many simply assume they know what the teachings of Islam are (mistaking it for Judaism or Christianity - when it most certainly is very different) and demonize me. The more research you do, the worse Islam gets as you uncover layer upon layer of lies and deliberate 'taqiyya'.

      Those would would defend our liberties against Big Government and Islamism are losing the 'information war' very badly. When even above average intelligence Slashdotters don't know the facts it is worrying. Thankfully you decided to 'check your facts'. If only our politicians, journalists and military would do this.

      Here are some alternative news sources for you. I'm not suggesting they are entirely correct on everything, or without their own biases, but they do raise facts that are troubling and not presented by the mainstream media (which is why people are so in the dark as to what is really going on geopolitically):
      http://gatesofvienna.net/
      http://www.jihadwatch.org/
      http://www.jihadwatch.org/
      http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
      http://www.breitbart.com/ [This one is quote biased, but you get facts you don't get elsewhere about the Leftists plan to deconstruct the traditional West]
      http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/139-louis-palme/1095-knowing-four-arabic-words-may-save-our-civilization-from-islamic-takeover.html "Knowing Four Arabic Words May Save Our Civilization from Islamic Takeover" [An interesting article that explains some part of why you are being lied to]
      I suggest reading them for a week to get a feel for whether they are worthwhile to follow or not (don't read them exclusively though - they need to be compared to other sources too).

      I also strongly suggest you check the lectures by Stephen Coughlin on Youtube, and also look up the allies of the Islamists with an excellent documentary on 'Cultural Marxism' and how it has permeated Western universities and general culture. You don't have to agree with me, but please do the research so you can see the Matrix that is constructed around us (prison bars only work when they are invisible).

      Please note: "Muslims" (who are people) are not the enemies of liberty, it is "Islam" (a political ideology) that is. Just as Free People confronted and defeated National Socialism and Communist Socialism we will also have to defeat the political tyranny of religious socialism (Islam). The longer we leave it to 'get real' about Islam - which means strengthening our enforcement of 21st Century Law and Enlightenment values the harder it will get. I hope it does not come to War - but the Islamists already see the struggle between Enlightenment Civilization and Islamism in those terms.

    108. Re:so what is porn? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 0

      So basically, your theory is that religious fanatics trying to set up a theocracy have allied with the hardcore supporters of an explicitly atheistic ideology that thinks religion is a drug?

      Yes. It should not be that bizarre if you know any history - the officially atheist Soviet Union armed many Islamic regimes (and the supposedly Christian US is now doing the same). You see the West is too strong to be taken down by either the hard-Left or Islam alone, but they are currently in a "marriage of convenience" to achieve this. This follows the model in the UN, where the OIC (Organization of Islamic Cooperation) and leftist "Non-Aligned Nations" vote as blocs to achieve their aims. This has been going on since 1975 in the UN General Assembly, and has taken over various UN agencies like the Refugee Agency and Human Rights Council. Here's a short video describing how this works (from an Israeli perspective, since the OIC wants to destroy them, as commanded in Islamic hadith Sahih Muslim 6985):
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Mupoo1At8

      The webzine "Front Page Mag" is run by an ex-Leftist called David Horowitz. He understands the goals of the Left, and how they make common cause with Islamists to overthrow traditional society. They think by destroying everything they can re-make society the way they want to. This "Hope and Change" is not going to be good except for a few.
      http://frontpagemag.com/

      The only reason you think a union of the Left and Islam is bizarre is because you have forgotten the history from only a few decades ago. Like I said, the Soviet Union was very very happy to work with Islamist regimes if it harmed the West. The same is going on today (between the Leftists/Cultural Marxists in universities and spread to governments) and the evil Islamists.

    109. Re: so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is telling someone that you'll dedicate your next fap to them not sexual harrassment?

      If you're so open about sex, go tell that to the next woman with children that you see at a grocery store. let me know how it works out for you.

    110. Re: so what is porn? by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Well. First, it may help to read what I wrote, not what you think I wrote. Second, and it's my fault, I ended up mixing in a heapin' heppin' of whimsical sarcasm, and just maybe you missed it. Fair enough.

      I took no, nor espoused, any position, certainly not missionary. I was gonna make some popcorn and see what if anything developed from your post and the AC who responded to you, but couldn't resist sticking my oar in. My bad. But I still have a bit of difficulty seeing how you were able to read anything into what I wrote. But, hey, feel free - which apparently you do. [grin]

      Was it not clear, I find much in the way of personal and societal views on sex to be rather schizophrenic or somesuch. I think since it's a fundamental aspect of life, perhaps but a step removed from breathing, that the way of it is to relax and enjoy the sharing - not taking, that way lie power trips.

      For the rest, well, yes, I tend to draw the drapes for the simple reason that I prefer a bit of privacy (if someone wants to psycho-analyze from such a remove my supposed super-duper fanatically-inspired religious upbringing, I'd suggest getting a life.) Besides, I don't wish to scare the horses. [yet another grin]

    111. Re:so what is porn? by benwad · · Score: 1
      I'd like to see the details of the case you mention where someone is being barred from showing an English flag outside their house. I've got an inkling that it's completely made up. And it's nothing to do with Sharia. Coercion within families is an issue in itself (and one that deserves attention) but what I was saying is that Sharia law doesn't affect anyone except two parties entering a dispute, and has no legal backing beyond what is granted to any ombudsman (a secular equivalent would just be any trusted 3rd party).

      Think about it dude, you are making excuses for 7th Century barbarism instead of promoting equality and Rule of Law (the same 21st Century Laws) for all

      What aspect of 7th Century barbarism am I making excuses for? I'm pretty sure they didn't have civil legal proceedings back then.

    112. Re:so what is porn? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Read that closer. That had nothing to do with the legal system.

      Dr. Hasan advised the woman to avoid the legal system, to accept the abuse and try to change to not displease her husband. He has the right to do so, but she also has the right to tell him he's full of it and go talk to the police.

      I have a right to take certain obligations on myself, religious or otherwise. They don't have to be legally binding. I can ask advice from whomever I want on how to fulfill these. I have the right to intentionally enter and remain in an abusive relationship, or do other stupid things.

      And here we get to one of the big paradoxes in a free society. How much do we interfere in the life of somebody who's doing things harmful to themselves? The quickie answer is "not at all", but that ignores the fact that people in bad situations don't necessarily think straight and aren't always really competent to make their own judgments. One example would be somebody whose voices tell them to avoid all medical treatment - that person may well be incompetent to make decisions, and probably should get forced treatment. Abused wives are often in a comparable psychological situation, unable to think straight about their own needs. That's something we do need to debate, and whether we're talking about an abusive husband taking support from a Sharia court or simply convincing his wife that she'd be worse off without him doesn't matter.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    113. Re:so what is porn? by shilly · · Score: 1

      Are you being dumb on purpose? Why would you read my post and think I don't understand about anti-women violence in Islam? I said, as you appear to be hard of reading, that the problem is pervasive. Ie fixing on Islam is giving the rest of the world a free pass. Seems to me you're more interested in hating on Islam than sorting out violence against women. Which is unsurprising, but depressing nonetheless.

    114. Re:so what is porn? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 0

      http://www.examiner.com/article/englishman-ordered-to-remove-english-flag-on-front-door-may-offend-some
      There is much, much more of this madness if you care to look past what your are being fed by the mainstream media ...
      http://gatesofvienna.net/

    115. Re:so what is porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The UK operate" ? Please cite this legislation that is specific to the group you indicate ?

      I think you misunderstand, some groups of people that happen to be inside the UK (some whom are British citizens with British passports and some not) choose to operate their circus known as the "Sharia court". The only thing that gives them power, is the brain washing and family threats and perceived shame of the people who choose to walk inside the building and engage in these "courts". If those people simply did not engage with those courts then they would cease to exist.

      I don't see your point as relevant to the post nor as a form of Trolling. My view is the political class want to be seen to be "doing" something useful and this is the topic of the day. They have already done gay "marriage" and right now they have Google and such before parliamentary groups over tax avoidance matters and the real concerns of PRISM in the news. This is a kind of public deflection away for the political class, saving them from doing something useful in the finance sector and possibly finding someone to send to jail over those matters.. This is buttering of the masses to make PRISM look good.

    116. Re: so what is porn? by ybanrab · · Score: 1

      You've posted one of the most interesting opinions in this discussion. The only reason I saw it was because XcepticZP mentioned that, otherwise I wouldn't have known it existed. I too come here for this. +1 get an account please.

  2. The obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do we opt out?

    1. Re:The obvious question by lightknight · · Score: 1

      In involves a time machine and contraceptive...the Time Lords are presumably working on the solution.

      Wait, your question was 'how do we opt out,' not 'how do we keep the stupid from spreading.'

      --
      I am John Hurt.
  3. Think of the trans children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They might get the wrong idea that its ok to be thin white and heterosexual.

    1. Re:Think of the trans children! by rubycodez · · Score: 0

      not to mention that filthy business of creampiing in vaginas, only degenerates do that

    2. Re:Think of the trans children! by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with that, as long as its Boston Cream.

      Then she licks it off..

    3. Re:Think of the trans children! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      unless she's really double-jointed in the back, that'll be hard. unless you have a 2nd woman for the festivities, and it's all good as far as I'm concerned

  4. "Opt Out" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In general should be illegal.

  5. what're they doing on the commercialization part? by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is an interesting job title:

    Special advisor on preventing the sexualization and commercialization of childhood

    Will she also be proposing that UK homes have AdBlock on by default by 2014, to ensure that kids don't get too many ads targeted at them?

  6. how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how about the ISPs focus on merely PROVIDING THE INTERNET SERVICE rather than POLICING IT.

    seriously.

    fucking brits

    1. Re:how about by c0lo · · Score: 3, Funny

      fucking brits

      Beg your pardon, but allow me to correct you, chap. That would be "bloody brits", if you don't mind.

      --
      Questions raise, answers kill. Raise questions to stay alive.
    2. Re:how about by madprof · · Score: 5, Funny

      fucking brits

      Sorry, not allowed to see those.

    3. Re:how about by davidwr · · Score: 1

      [read parent for context]

      Sure you are, you just have to go to another country to do so.

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      Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
    4. Re:how about by lightknight · · Score: 1

      And give up the chance to eventually become a state service, complete with bailouts and government protection from crimes? Surely not! There's a waiting list of companies who are trying to get into that fabled situation...where they are considered so important (i.e. well-known, popular) that the state must come to the rescue and nationalize them for all that is good. And in doing so, all former and future crimes become an issue of sovereign immunity, complete with taxpayer-funded defense.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    5. Re:how about by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be so bad if the state nationalized them including taking everything the management owns. Instead they pay off all their debts and give them enough excess money that they can reward themselves with a large bonus then go on screwing their customers and sometimes the worlds economy.
      To big to fail should mean that they're broken up into small enough to fail units.

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_totalitarianism
    6. Re:how about by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Seeing as you're enjoying sharing the credit for it - what's your excuse for Vietnam? ;)

      --
      I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
  7. Internet is for Porn by goruka · · Score: 1

    How can you censor the element that helped the most to make the internet what it is today?

    1. Re:Internet is for Porn by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Monkeys are into mating. Internet porn is proof of evolution.

    2. Re:Internet is for Porn by Macgrrl · · Score: 1
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  8. Why not block other things by default, too? by coId+fjord · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can request to get around the filters, after all, so why not block other things as well? Religious websites would be a decent start. What's wrong...? Suddenly blocking things by default is bad because you don't like what's being blocked this time around?

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    1. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Blocking things by default has always been bad.

    2. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by iYk6 · · Score: 1

      Block the whole internet by default. Customers have to submit a list of checkmarks letting the ISP know what they would like to have unblocked.

    3. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Religious websites would be a decent start.

      Will we have to blanket block them all? Or can we design a filter to select only certain theologies? Can this be extended to individual prophecies of a particular religion with which I disagree and do not wish my children exposed?

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    4. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Companies that provide both internet and television service in the same package would fight that one for sure; slippery slope to a la carte cable!

      --
      "Because Science" is one step from "Because old book". Try "Because of my experiment testing my falsifiable assertion".
    5. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 0

      But the whole Internet /is/ blocked by default. You have to specifically opt-in, usually with credit-card in hand, to get access to it. Sort of like porn (except a credit-card isn't usually needed these days).

      I know, I know; /whoosh/.

    6. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by craigminah · · Score: 1

      Then you as a parent have the obligation to control what your children see. OpenDNS is a good start and you can block anything...just point your router's DNS to them and configure away. Leave us alone and get off our lawn!

    7. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by davidwr · · Score: 1

      Block the whole internet by default. Customers have to submit a list of checkmarks letting the ISP know what they would like to have unblocked.

      I think my ISP does that already.

      If I don't specifically ask for "slashdot.com" in my web browser, I don't get it. I guess my ISP must be blocking it. But fortunately, once I "ask" for it, I get it, usually within seconds.

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    8. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by davidwr · · Score: 1

      If I don't specifically ask for "slashdot.com" in my web browser, I don't get it. I guess my ISP must be blocking it. But fortunately, once I "ask" for it, I get it, usually within seconds.

      Unfortunately, slashdot.org sometimes stays blocked for a few more seconds. Must be that "slashdot effect" I keep hearing about.

      --
      Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
    9. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blocking things by default has always been bad.

      ...says the guy who was just introduced to email yesterday, and is still wondering what the hell cheap canned meat has to do with it...

    10. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah how about atheist sites too? I sure get tired of those self righteous zealots screaming about how they're right and there's no possibility they aren't, and shut up and die if you dare disagree!

    11. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or at some point you wont even know what is being blocked

    12. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by coId+fjord · · Score: 1

      Well, since it's apparently okay to block things just because you don't like them, sure.

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    13. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Apples and oranges. SPAM is sending information to people who are not looking for it, whereas this is preventing people from finding information when they are looking for it (unless they call their ISP and presumably say something to the effect of 'yes, please turn on the wank service for me, I need some TLC from Fiona and her five friends.')

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    14. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by lightknight · · Score: 2

      Indeed. It'll be wonderful when they start charging extra for this service because *ding * ding* ding* censorship is, surprisingly, not free, so the costs will need to be offloaded somewhere, either in the form of a rate hike for customers, or money from the taxpayers. But I'm sure the UK has loads of money to spare, won't miss a few pouinds here and there, right? Doing well this global recession, right?

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    15. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Can I get anything from the PRISM IP address block censored? I just don't want my kids getting involved in government spy business.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    16. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by Highland+Deck+Box · · Score: 1

      I would like to auto-block websites like buzzfeed that predominantly feature listicles.

    17. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Religious websites would be a decent start. What's wrong...? Suddenly blocking things by default is bad because you don't like what's being blocked this time around?

      I doubt there would be much support for it in the UK.

      --
      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    18. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can request to get around the filters, after all, so why not block other things as well? Religious websites would be a decent start. What's wrong...? Suddenly blocking things by default is bad because you don't like what's being blocked this time around?

      Other things will be blocked. I lost my broadband for a while and had to use a dongle on my laptop. It was pre-blocked to what was called Adult Content.
      It bit me when I tried to go to the CAMRA site (UK Real Ale). Beer related is "Adult" so is blocked by default. Had to go to the store to get the block lifted, which would have embarressed some people.

    19. Re:Why not block other things by default, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Butthurt fairy tale believer detected. ;)

  9. Re:what're they doing on the commercialization par by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, but you can bet this won't stop at "porn". It will be "hate sites" (basically anything not PC) and sites that they claim are copyright infringing too.

  10. "government effort to force ISPs" by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful
    In the article, Kadhim Shubber wrote:

    government effort to force ISPs

    Anonymous Coward wrote:

    how about the ISPs focus on merely PROVIDING THE INTERNET SERVICE rather than POLICING IT.

    ISPs in Britain aren't free to provide Internet service without policing it. To do so they would have to move their operations out of Britain. How exactly is that feasible?

    1. Re:"government effort to force ISPs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ISPs in Britain aren't free to provide Internet service without policing it. To do so they would have to move their operations out of Britain. How exactly is that feasible?

      Easily. They should form a conspiracy. "We are not doing this. Full stop. If you do something about it, then you don't have anyone providing the damn internet anymore."

    2. Re:"government effort to force ISPs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By changing the law?

    3. Re:"government effort to force ISPs" by tepples · · Score: 1

      By changing the law?

      I don't see how that's practical when people who are not employees of ISPs outvote people who are employees of ISPs.

  11. Is the sarcasm detector on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You want to what? Opt out?

    You fucking pervert!

    People like you don't deserve to be on the Internet!

  12. If 51% want it blocked by tepples · · Score: 1

    Suddenly blocking things by default is bad because you don't like what's being blocked this time around?

    In theory, through elections to Parliament, the people decide who decides what to block by default.

    1. Re:If 51% want it blocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tyranny of the majority is unwanted.

    2. Re:If 51% want it blocked by ewibble · · Score: 1

      I practice you get your choice of two parties that neither of which represent your opinions on most issues.

      Of course you could form your own party, but now it will be even easier for them to censor out your "pornographic" ideas.

    3. Re:If 51% want it blocked by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Because people are apparently too stupid to invest five minutes in deciding whether or not they want to censor information for themselves.

      How about this, all who want to wear blinders may do so, they get no say over whether their neighbor should wear them.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    4. Re:If 51% want it blocked by fafaforza · · Score: 2

      Has that ever worked? You'll get to elections 3 years after the fact, and people will either have forgotten, or the opponent will have even fewer things in common with you, that you end up voting for the lesser of two evils, though it might be the one that instituted censorship. Multiply this process by everyone that votes, district shenanigans, etc, and that theory is so diluted, that it might as well be a fallacy.

    5. Re:If 51% want it blocked by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Or people do remember, vote for multiple different parties and the one that most people do not want gets a victory. Tyranny of the minority is perhaps worse then tyranny of the majority.

      --
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_totalitarianism
    6. Re:If 51% want it blocked by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, this is the UK.

      We get a choice of three parties, none of which represent our opinions on most issues.

    7. Re:If 51% want it blocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Western 'democracy' is like an operating system that claims it's fully user-configurable on the packaging blurb; when you open it you find that the only thing you can change is the colour of the desktop background.

    8. Re:If 51% want it blocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except this is the ISP's doing this and not the government...

    9. Re:If 51% want it blocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky bastards. In the US we get a choice of only two (viable) parties, neither of which represent our opinions on most issues.

      OTOH, in the voting booth it's probably a little easier for us to make sure the wrong lizard doesn't get into office...

      - T

  13. Re:what're they doing on the commercialization par by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And TV ads... are not those commercialization of childhood? What about an opt-out for those? (I personally would like that).

  14. Censoring would probably appear next to billing by tepples · · Score: 1

    How do we opt out?

    Probably through the same web-based interface that the customer uses to pay his Internet bill.

    1. Re:Censoring would probably appear next to billing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you'd need to phone up.

    2. Re:Censoring would probably appear next to billing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I would have guessed mailing a form with a notarized signature to affirm that you are of legal age, that you have no parties within your household who are not of legal age, and wish to remove the pornographic filtering system from your line of service. I mean, as long as you are making a big deal out of explaining to a person why you want to get access to porn on your computer, you may as well get nasty looks from your notary while you do it!

  15. Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People will just adapt different protocols to acquire porn. Torrents/P2P for example.

    1. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The connection I have (albeit through a university) blocks torrents/P2P. There's one computer on campus that they let torrent through on, in case you have a legal reason to be using it (that's what they say). (Oh, unless you start the connections for off campus, then it will go fine). So... that might not work for everyone.

  16. This is a Cameron Promise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ".."Parental filters for pornographic content will come as a default setting for all homes in the UK by the end of 2013, says David Cameron's special advisor ..."

    Won't happen then. He has a huge track record of promising things to get a story in the papers, and then quietly not doing them...bit like Obama, really.

    I wonder who copied the idea from who?

  17. Re:what're they doing on the commercialization par by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And TV ads... are not those commercialization of childhood? What about an opt-out for those? (I personally would like that).

    By that of course I mean blocked unless I opt-out of the blocking.

  18. UK, you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, Britain; Home of Tyranny.

    How glorious it is to be a united statesian.

    1. Re:UK, you say by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Hmm, we'll see. Their house of Lords is always worth a quick read, and could probably read between the lines of this proposal and quash it faster than our Senate could.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    2. Re:UK, you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap, you Americans truly believe that don't you?

    3. Re:UK, you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Englishman here. I believe it.

  19. Re:what're they doing on the commercialization par by rossdee · · Score: 5, Funny

    ""hate sites" (basically anything not PC)"

    Like Apple?

  20. Research! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want to what? Opt out?

    You fucking pervert!

    People like you don't deserve to be on the Internet!

    Well, I'm a socio-econo-psychologist who is studying the market effects of pornography on society and its markets in relation to the individual. Really, that's what it says in my grant proposal.

    I'm still working on the one for a grant for hookers and blow, though.

  21. No sex please, we're British. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised they don't just go the whole hog and make sexual intercourse illegal.

    Actually, make the UK into a living version Demoliton Man!

    1. Re:No sex please, we're British. by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Well, it's an attempt at population control, albeit in the name of morality. Kind of silly once you throw some science into things, and take a closer look at the current state of the human genome (one more major war / enough minor wars, all future descendent of mankind will genetically...interesting (said the way House says something when he comes across a patient with several genetic diseases all co-morbid in the same individual)). But then this is politics, where science, let alone truth, is a secondary objective to trouncing your opponents. Britain will probably, like the US, feel relieved at having finally achieved its population control, and thus, a chance at lightening the burden on the modern welfare state...only to watch in several generations as genetic illnesses multiply uncontrolled among the populace, and new cults arise out of darkness proclaiming to have special knowledge of the eugenics needed to save people. Their top genetic researchers / engineers will realize the mistake in population control too late, and, become consigned to their fates, as the brain power of their nation rapidly collapses under the onslaught of the diseases. Their future progeny will be no smarter than celery stalks, but that's okay, as they won't live long enough to see their first birthday....

         

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      I am John Hurt.
  22. Dangerous ideas by tmosley · · Score: 2

    Knowledge is inherently dangerous, and we need the government to decide what is dangerous. Ignorance must be maintained at all costs. Praise CoE Jesus!

    1. Re:Dangerous ideas by fermion · · Score: 1
      Honestly, ignorance is the problem. The US, and perhaps other countries, have two big issues with pornography. First, it is limited to sex so a movie like Hansel and Gretal gets an R rating instead of NC-17. Second, nudity and sex are always considered pornography so a movie like Dreamers get an NC-17 rating instead of an R rating. It is such ignorance that promotes the sex pornography industry because, after all, if you are going to have naked people, you might as well have then explicitly fucking for the camera because the rating is going to be the same. If there was more of a gradation for nudity and sex, like there is for violence, then we might have a country that is less afraid of the physical form, more able to hold intelligent conversations that do not devolve into what might be heard in the hallways on a middle school.

      That said when people go out to make pornography they certainly know what they are making and labeling it as such helps everyone. It helps those that want to view it, and it helps those that do not themselves or their children to view it. Having a reasonable filter on internet access by default is not unreasonable. The only people it will hurt are the young people that want to see but only have access through their parents accounts. I don't really see this as an issue like the v-chip where a financial burden was put on society because a few parents were too lazy to take care of their kids. You do not need to pay extra to get extra content on the internet like you do on cable. One can choose to not let kids watch TV after a certain time.

      And really, if we want to challenge this thing, self censorship like on TV and mainstream websites are really the place to start. If we want to make such censorship less relevant then we need to make a naked man or women less objectionable. When I travel to other countries, or watch British TV, it is clear that full frontal is not always pornography. Yet showing breasts or a penis will freak everyone out.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  23. "That said, restrictions on the content available by Zorpheus · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    "That said, restrictions on the content available to young people via mobile networks have been in place for a number of years."

    That shit blocked ICQ and the facebook chat for me. Gonna be fun times when they apply this to the whole internet.

  24. "homes"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how it said all homes... so in the office it's OK, but not at home?

  25. This is already being done by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    Read about the 'Internet Watch Foundation' -- an unaccountable collaboration of people in government and industry, as well as professional busybodies and God-botherers, who are already running and enforcing a secret internet blocklist in the UK.

    Who knows -- if somebody decides to introduce an opt-out blocklist, it may actually be an improvement, since there will be greater scrutiny, and as a consequence, hopefully better oversight.

    1. Re:This is already being done by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's worse than that. During the wikipedia block incident, it was noticed that many ISPs 'block' sites by intercepting the HTTP request and returning a false 404 error.

      They are so secretive that even when they block a site, they deliberately make it look like there was a technical error. They could be blocking thousands of innocent sites right now, and no-one would notice. The internet is full of 404s, a few more won't raise any attention.

  26. Censoring porn is easy by davidwr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Censoring porn is easy.

    Not censoring non-porn is easy.

    Doing both at the same time is virtually impossible.

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    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  27. Who'll decide what porn actually is? by bogaboga · · Score: 2

    I guess there will be plenty of folks who will say something to the effect, "I know what porn is when I see it."

    Question is: Whose eyes will decide this question?

    1. Re:Who'll decide what porn actually is? by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      I believe it involes your mother...

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    2. Re:Who'll decide what porn actually is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess there will be plenty of folks who will say something to the effect, "I know what porn is when I see it."

      Question is: Whose eyes will decide this question?

      Why even ask this question anymore? Seriously, the answer hasn't changed in 30 fucking years.

      The one with the most money will decide. Positions of power and control aren't earned. They're bought.

  28. Home Office Re:"homes"? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Is it okay in the Home Office??? Just asking.

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  29. Does it block proxies/tunnels/etc? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If it doesn't, then it doesn't block torrents/P2P.

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  30. The Internet has been opt-in from Day One by davidwr · · Score: 1

    To opt in to the Internet I actually have to sit down at a computer and turn it on, or pull out a cell phone and look at it, or ... well, you get the idea.

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  31. Re:"That said, restrictions on the content availab by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  32. aaahhh crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a really really really bad idea. I wish that we could fire politicians that talk through their arses easier... "Somebody Is Using My" above said it perfectly. The internet is blocked completely by default. You have to opt in with a credit or debit card to get on it. Why screw with that process... I thought that this was a democratic country?

    Anyway kids are not stupid. If they are looking for porn, they will find it, and it does not matter how many filters Hollywood, oops I mean the UK government puts in place. There will ALWAYS be a way around it. I can see an alternative DNS coming and it is not for away now.

  33. Join the Open Rights Group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    Actually, Claire Perry is pretty much a laughing stock even inside her own party. This is extremely unlikely to happen - too many people in government and the civil service in the UK are now savvy to how stupid this is.

    All that said now is still a great time to join the Open Rights Group - just to make sure.

    1. Re:Join the Open Rights Group by Epeeist · · Score: 2

      Actually, Claire Perry is pretty much a laughing stock even inside her own party.

      As are several others including the minister for Health (who believes in homoeopathy) and the minister for work and pensions (who faked his own CV) and the minister for local government (who looks as though he has eaten his way through the output of a pie factory). But all of the ministers in this government simply ignore any evidence which runs counter to their ideology.

    2. Re:Join the Open Rights Group by N1AK · · Score: 1

      You're exactly right that, although we should remain vigilant, this isn't likely to happen as decreed. I've changed ISP before because of filtering restrictions that didn't limit me personally (piracy related) and I'll move again for the same reason. There's plenty of stuff available online that I personally dislike but tolerating it is basically the foundation of freedom.

      Normally I'd be completely confident that this kind of nonsense would go nowhere, but with the conservatives now trying to compete with UKIP to be the least tolerant party in the UK who knows. We're already seeing efforts to link porn availability to people visiting child porn, and to link viewing child porn to actively abusing children; both of which are based on emotional pleas rather than an evidence based attempt to protect vulnerable children.

    3. Re:Join the Open Rights Group by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      ...remember that the current government is a coalition so the main party who most if not all of these ministers belong to were voted for by less than 25% on the voting population ...

      It seems that the less of a mandate a government has the more and more radically they change things ....

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  34. well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina by decora · · Score: 5, Funny

    also sometimes a guys penis goes in a guys mouth, or a guys anus, or sometimes a womans anus has a penis going in it and another penis going in her vagina at the same time, thats called double penetration

    also there is uhm, bukkake, where a bunch of guys jerk off onto a woman and/or man.

    then there is fetish porn, like, you know, some people are really into casts. like casts like you get for a broken bone. they think its sexy.

    also there is like uhm, bestiality. where like people are fucking dogs and horses

    then there is tentacle porn. it helps if you speak japanese.

    ok then there is 'porn for women' which is a lot like other porn but with a soft lighting scheme

    then there is lesbian porn. alot of them are not really lesbians.

    but mostly i guess id say that porn is uhm, film production where nobody gets payed union scale.

    1. Re:well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say it is legalised prostitution allowed in a certain set of conditions. (Don't see what makes it any different to any other form of prostitution though).

      Personally I am only interested in the classics :

      Goatse.cx hello.jpg
      Lemonparty.org
      Tubgirl etc etc

    2. Re:well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I would say it is legalised prostitution allowed in a certain set of conditions."

      If it's to be filmed, I'd say it's prostitution allowed in a set, full stop.

    3. Re:well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      Next time you go to an escort, carry a fancy looking camera and claim you're making a film if cops bust in.

      Our rules are so stupid...

    4. Re:well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Or a dirt cheap web cam. Either way works.

    5. Re:well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I think ostensibly the rule is that everybody in on the action must be paid, and the payer isn't performing.

      If you pay a woman for sex she's a prostitute and you're a john. If you pay a man and woman to have sex in front of you while you film it, they're actors and you're a producer.

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    6. Re:well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina by Golddess · · Score: 2

      So then you just need to find a friend to trade roles with. One night your friend pays you and the hooker, the next, you pay your friend and the hooker.

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    7. Re:well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina by Golddess · · Score: 1

      But if you only reveal that fact if the cops bust in, wouldn't the escort then be able to go after you for attempting to film you and her having sex? I guess it's a possibility she won't, since she'd basically be admitting that she's a prostitute. But if the cops bust in, she's likely already in with them in some manner.

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    8. Re:well, the man's penis goes in the lady's vagina by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      If only Andy Rooney pulled this off on TV. Bravo sir! Bravo.

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
  35. What is the age of consent for bank robbery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why is society OK with people, including kids, being entertained by acts which are never ever legal for them to do (e.g. watch a certificate 12 movie about a bank robbery) but at the same time not be OK with people being entertained by something that they could themselves be doing at that very moment (e.g. watching depictions of sex if everyone there is a consenting adult and they're behind closed doors)???

    1. Re:What is the age of consent for bank robbery? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      Because sex is unnatural.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:What is the age of consent for bank robbery? by lightknight · · Score: 2

      Because it's something that tends to arouse strong emotions in people...who wants to explain to their 8 year old son or daughter why dad is pitching a tent, or why mom doesn't let the plumber slap her ass like in the movies? Like it or not, people are more de-sensitized to violence than they are to sexual situations; and that makes some people uncomfortable. They seek not to understand their emotions, and come to some peace with them, but to wall them off or control them; their final plan is a human race that looks like the Vulcan race...except with less emotion. Since this is liable to backfire (emotions are hideously strong, and those who claim to successfully control them are usually most subordinate to them), we are all going to suffer for it.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    3. Re:What is the age of consent for bank robbery? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot. You don't know how right you are.

    4. Re:What is the age of consent for bank robbery? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, it is a bit, until you've passed puberty - certainly when it comes to the purpose it evolved for. Before that one could argue that you're physiologically incapable of understanding sex.

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  36. the irony - BBC covered up child abuse by decora · · Score: 2

    in the jimmy savile case, and there are numerous, and i do mean numerous, cases of government corruption in covering up massive child abuse in "care homes" (homes for orphans, etc) in Great Britain, but also in its pseudo-attached islands of Guernsey, Jersey, etc.

  37. Re:what're they doing on the commercialization par by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I opt out of TV commercials every time I turn off the TV.

    Some parents opt their kids out of frequent exposure to TV commercials by not having TV in the home.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  38. Re:"That said, restrictions on the content availab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gonna be fun times when they apply this to the whole internet.

    What do you expect... parental responsibility? Does anybody think it's a coincidence that this story hits the news again whilst government surveillance is being promoted^w questioned in the media? Think of the children!

    They can't apply a filter to the internet at all. They may never have heard of encrypted proxies, SSH tunnels, TOR or mesh networks; they are at least dedicated to having teenagers familiarize themselves with such wonders. Only then will our governments have lost complete control.

  39. Perfect Match by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Question is: Whose eyes will decide this question?

    Finally, we have found the perfect use for Amazon's Mechanical Turk.

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    1. Re:Perfect Match by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Britain, you pay Mechanical Turk for letting you work?

  40. This should be fun by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Wait till the porn industry sues the government/ISP's for blocking their perfectly legal content and losing them business.
    and those who are incorrectly blocked.

  41. Better that than IPv6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least we ensure that those same ISPs don't waste their time investing on IPv6 deployment

  42. Privacy is a sham by MaxDollarCash · · Score: 2

    Nearly every day we read a story of the government wiping their ass with the constitution. Every day there is a story telling us how the government is tapping each landline, mobile, internet connected computer, satellite uplink,... All this happens daily and I have not seen mass protests. We here at slashdot (tech savy people) know whats going on. We know that this is just the tip of the iceberg and there is lots more going on. Still no reaction from the general public. Its like the population of the United States has become numb to these stringent violation of human rights, basic privacy laws, the constitution and the declaration of independence. Seeing people just completely ignore these facts and just continue eating their McDonalds and watching their episodes of glee on tv makes me sick to my stomach. We got 2 choices as educated citizens: Either say "f*ck you" to the general population and we continue to protect ourself with Tor, PGP, Darknets/Freenet, SSH tunnels, Proxies OR All the hackers, nerds, tech savy people around the world to unite and make a new internet. Independent of government and corporate control. Protocols that are inherently secure. Transport methods in which the nodes where data passes trough doesn't know the content, sender or destination. (I know many of you will scream tor) but TOR is not the solution. We need transparent methods. Methods that can be used by joe average. Mod me down, I don't care its your loss.

    1. Re:Privacy is a sham by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Stop confusing with America. This is a Brit story.

      We don't have a constitution as such, but there are some EU laws that are our equivilent to the bill of rights.

    2. Re:Privacy is a sham by Maritz · · Score: 1

      You're right there, by and large, except this article is about the UK.

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  43. Opt out? by GrahamCox · · Score: 2

    I think it will be interesting, assuming that the whole thing is even feasible in any way, to see what the percentage of opt-out ends up being. I suspect it will be 2-3% at most.

    1. Re:Opt out? by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      I should clarify, since I think I misread the opt-out part. What they're saying is that you have to opt out of the filtering. In that case, I suspect 97-98% of people will do so.

    2. Re:Opt out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Just wait. Opting out will come to be seen as an indicator that you should be investigated as a child pornographer, so anyone who would reasonably do it will be afraid to.

    3. Re:Opt out? by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      You are assuming 97-98% of people 1) want to look at porn or 2) are going to bother to take the time to opt-out.

      Granted, you can opt-out. So it's not like it's that big of a deal, at lest, to me. While I have looked at porn on the internet, it usually comes from starting at someplace innocent, say, a news site or something, then falling down the internet rabbit hole. (ie :Hmmm, that looks interesting. That does too, let's read that. Well now, I wonder how someone would do that, let's google it. Hmmm, something is getting past my ad filter. Whoa, what's that?" Several hours later you pull your mind out of the gutter.).

      While I am not big on government censorship (ie don't like it at all), I, for one, probably wouldn't bother to opt out. By the time I remember that porn is blocked, and then start the process of opting out, my desire to look at it will probably have passed. And considering how much time I loose when I do start falling down the porn rabbit hole, I would probably start thanking the filters from saving me from hours of unproductive time on the internet.

      Yeah, you can opt out. Many people will. But 97-98%? I'm willing to bet it will be under 50%. Willing to bet a good number of people are like me - while they have looked at porn on the internet, they did not have that intention when they first sat down at the keyboard, and out of those who did sit down with that intention, a good number of those wouldn't bother to turn off even a local filter, much less bother to opt-out.

      It's a good plan if you want to police people's morality - while people will oppose this very vocally, most of those people won't go through the trouble of opting out, no matter how simple they make it.

    4. Re:Opt out? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Kinda loses its impact if 4/5ths of the population are suspected perverts though.

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    5. Re:Opt out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully more people will see the danger of "opting into porn" publicly, and just use Tor.

  44. They have your date of birth on file by tepples · · Score: 1

    I would have guessed mailing a form with a notarized signature to affirm that you are of legal age

    No need. They have the householder's date of birth on file since he showed ID when signing up for service.

    that you have no parties within your household who are not of legal age

    The article implies that this is not a condition. It mentions "time-limited deactivation of filtering": parents can have the filtering turn on during hours when the kids are expected to be in bed.

  45. You can't raise own kids law. by MinamataHG · · Score: 1

    This must not be a law. Stop with this nanny state crap already. The parents must be responsible for what their kids are doing. If this is a service provided by an ISP I'm fine with it.

    1. Re:You can't raise own kids law. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It's not a law, exactly. It's like the US imposition of the Hays code. The government has made it clear that there *will* be a law, unless all major ISPs block porn voluntarily. As none of them want such a law, they are all going to do as they are asked - that way the government gets what it wants, the ISPs get flexibility in their implimentation, and no-one gets the blame if it all goes wrong.

  46. Re:what're they doing on the commercialization par by Cryacin · · Score: 1

    Apple will be taken down by Samsung due to copyright infringement on round corners, just as Samsung will be taken down by apple.

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  47. If the sex serves a characterization purpose by tepples · · Score: 1
    It's not porn if sexual contact is not depicted.

    Literature that has sections with with erotic or sexual topics (e.g. the Bible?)

    I'd be inclined to agree with the interpretation given in the article "Porn with Plot" from TV Tropes. It's literature if the sexual content serves a characterization purpose. It's porn if the plot is predominantly an excuse to get the characters together for sexual contact. The Bible, for example, uses sex (and in some cases, denial of sex) to show particular characters as not caring about following Jehovah's express wishes. It also has "The Song of Solomon", an admittedly steamy 8-chapter episode that shows what happens when a long-term relationship goes right. I'd appreciate comments explaining how English case law differs from this interpretation.

    1. Re:If the sex serves a characterization purpose by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's not porn if sexual contact is not depicted.

      Almost. The material must be sexual in nature, and intended to arouse the prurient desire in order to be pornographic. The problem with this definition as far as definitions of pornography are actually employed is that a distinction is drawn between pornography and art and that is wrong. There is no scale between pornography and art; pornographic quality and artistic value are orthogonal characteristics.

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    2. Re:If the sex serves a characterization purpose by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      isporn = sexyness > quality.

    3. Re:If the sex serves a characterization purpose by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      ive seen a lot of shit art, infact so much of art is crap, id rather watch porn.

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  48. Is this opt-in policy applied to phone-sex lines? by svvampy · · Score: 2

    Or is that different because the carrier gets their slice of the pie?

  49. Sue them whenever they fail to censor anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anybody with children. Please, the moment they start the censorship, sue them whenever you discover that your child has found any porn at all. If they start censoring, make them liable for their failure to censor well. With some luck they will have to quit trying.

    1. Re:Sue them whenever they fail to censor anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really think they won't have a clause in the contract saying you agree it's ok if the filters aren't perfect?

    2. Re:Sue them whenever they fail to censor anything by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      you don't understand how this works at all. You don't cut off your leg to save being able to walk. Once it is gone, it is gone and no amount of complaining will bring it back.

    3. Re:Sue them whenever they fail to censor anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't sure the government, they're too big to fail.

      Plus they have all the power.

    4. Re:Sue them whenever they fail to censor anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... You don't cut off your leg to save being able to walk ...

      I think he means, one trips over a severed leg and sues the government for damages.

  50. opt out by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 1

    i will definitely be opting out david cameron at the next election

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  51. Read between the lines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    You cannot censor Internet porn- and this is the whole point. Tony Blair (these actions are actually his, just like the declaration of war against Syria by the USA and EU) knows this, so what is the real game?

    1) filters are activated at the ISP level, actually representing the widest and most repressive Internet censorship regime on the planet
    2) every other third-world hell hole immediately justifies its acts of censorship by quoting the UK
    3) the porn censor 'fails' and the UK tabloid press goes into over-drive demanding even harsher measures to plug all the un-pluggable holes that every system of porn censorship has
    4) Blair's people announce another massive extension to Internet censorship to solve this 'problem'
    5) meantime the tabloids and the BBC are now running campaigns stating that house-holds with people under 18 are actually engaging in child-abuse if they opt out of the filter.
    6) Blair's people introduce legislation that formally makes it a criminal offence to be the cause of any person under 18 seeing 'pornographic' material
    7) the porn filters are extended to remove access to all those sites the police state loathes, like alternate news outlets.
    8) the BBC and the tabloids now step up their campaigning against ALL web-sites that fail to align with UK government policy. This will especially include anti-war sites, or sites that contradict the propaganda messages the BBC targets at young people.

    In the meantime, Blair will have moved his war of genocide in Syria to a full blown war against Iran (a war that is intended to openly use nuclear weapons for the first time since WW2- America has covertly used various forms of nuclear weapons in conflicts since Japan). Blair's total clamp-down on the Web will just be seen a 'war-powers' act.

    Blair finds the advantages of the 'slippery slope' principle to be hilarious, and has initiated as many uses of this method as possible in the UK. The population of Britain hate what is being done to them, but they also give Blair's acts their passive support as well. For instance, Blair is extending the age of compulsory education to 18, without spending even one penny building new facilities for all the extra young people who will be forced to attend some form of schooling for an extra two years. This is because the program is actually intended to introduced 'national service' (conscription) by the back door. Families with young people who fail to attend government approved training centres are to be subject to massive criminal penalties.

    Given that it will prove impossible for parents to FORCE the attendance of young people who do not wish to participate, the idea is that these parents will be coerced to thrown their 16-18 year olds out of the family home. However, Blair has ensured that people of this age get no social support from the government. Faced with this nightmare, the BBC and the tabloids are to encourage such parents to demand that the government conscripts their young adult children into Blair's military training camps, so the parents no longer have legal responsibility for their children's attendance.

    This is one of Blair's classic manufactured PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION ploys.

    While dribbling cretins will try to tell you Blair and his New Labour movement are no longer in power, every single one of Blair's initiatives that he could not get through parliament under a 'Labour' regime is being successfully implemented by his lieutenants that 'head' the Liberal and Conservative parties. Unknown to most sheep in the UK, Blair's man David Blunkett oversees the program to extend schooling to 18, and to use the fallout to introduce conscription. Embryo conscription projects have been rolling out across Britain for 3 years now, in the form of para-military training camps offered to young people across the long Summer holiday.

    Britain is the centre of the spider's web. The 'dumb brutes' of the USA merely provide the muscle. Social engineering of a form beyond the wildest imagination of you Yanks in common-

    1. Re:Read between the lines... by Maritz · · Score: 2

      Is that you, David? Still getting good attendances at your talks? See you on abovetopsecret.com mate. Keep the tin foil handy.

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  52. No Sex, Please. by pscottdv · · Score: 2

    We're British.

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  53. About time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is good. 10 year-olds don't need to see anal fisting and bukkake.

  54. People who don't even know what exists by tepples · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't say stupid as much as uninformed. People subscribing to Internet access for the first time might not know that really dirty porn exists on the Internet, and they might not know that censorware exists to keep kids away from well-known sources of porn.

    1. Re:People who don't even know what exists by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Scary to think what else such pathologically naive people might not know that would 'endanger' their kids. I'm thinking pot of boiling water on cooker with handle sticking out, for example.

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  55. Textual? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "If a site contains pornographic tex,t would it get blocked?" The Anonymous Coward said, undressing himself seductively.

    1. Re:Textual? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of this.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19574487

      >Outlaw possession of written accounts of child abuse says MP

      "For some child abusers "the written word is more powerful than the pictures", he told the Commons."

      Thoughtcrime, anyone?

  56. Textual? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If a site contains pornographic text, would it get blocked?" The Anonymous Coward said, undressing himself seductively

  57. Coming soon to every UK ISP's FAQ page by sootman · · Score: 1

    #1: "How do I enable porn?"

    And, because I don't see that anyone else has posted it yet, my favorite quote: "I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called ``Bring back the porn!'' "

    http://www.coxisms.com/229/

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  58. Definitions of "porn" also include... by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

    Those pictures of $politician with his metaphorical pants down.

  59. Re:Is this opt-in policy applied to phone-sex line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As weirdly off-topic as this question is, the answer is mostly "Yes".

    Most phone services default to not permitting the expensive charge-per-call or high fee-per-minute call types needed for most phone sex lines. You have to call up the provider and say "I want to use these premium services" and they will enable them, perhaps after verifying that you're the bill payer.

    Likewise my mobile Internet defaulted to using a service that blocks porn, I had to call them and prove I was over 18 to enable me to read Oglaf on the phone. This is particularly hilarious because I had been a paying mobile phone customer with the same subscriber details for almost 18 years, so to NOT be over 18 I'd have to have signed up for their service as a toddler.

  60. commercialization of childhood by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    So, no Barbie, McDonald's, Transformers? Praise be!

  61. PORN by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

    Opposition party websites are naturally considered disgusting and therefore pornographic.

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  62. Re:what're they doing on the commercialization par by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It will be "hate sites" (basically anything not PC) and sites that they claim are copyright infringing too.

    It's a conservative government. Hate sites are fine, as long as you're hating gays, muslims and foreigners; only white Christians are protected.

  63. Re:not really lesbians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

    Pro-tip: If you do the deed associated with a sexual orientation, you ARE that orientation (or at least "bi"). Even if you were "just doing it for money."

  64. Cats out of the bag by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    In all seriousness the stuff about parents worrying about kids seeing porn is really a bunch of fluff. These days the adults may need protection from the kids. A lot of men get propositioned very bluntly by shockingly young girls and boys. They are active with other kids and think little of prostituting themselves for a few dollars. I have great doubt that seeing porn is likely to upset or derail modern kids. I don't mean we should make it easy for them to see but at the same time the era in which kids at even four and five years of age who have not seen porn is over. Adults with a grain of sense won't get caught up in sex with kids but we will not be able to squelch it all that much either. The number of fathers who are sexually involved with their daughters alone would probably be enough to crush our prison system. It is a lousy situation but we will probably have to live with it.

  65. Might as well make a buck out of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can bet they'll start charging extra for opting out and being a pervert. And while we're at it, if complete categories of services can be censored like this, why not charge for YouTube, that must eat up a lot of bandwidth, or other things related to filthy degenerates. Actually, why don't we just have a whitelist and censor everything else?

  66. this is not going to do anything good for kids by strstr · · Score: 1

    kids are sexual beings too, and it's their lack of exposure which keeps them juvenile on the matter. I think we should unfilter it, and stop censoring sex entirely on TV/news/video games, and start treating it like this shit is normal to see and be exposed to. let them learn and adapt to it, and be taught about it. this, yes.

    we were all taught that censorship of sex was appropriate, and it's the only reason we ever think to try it.

    1. Re:this is not going to do anything good for kids by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      kids are sexual beings too

      Worst. Defence case. Ever.

      and it's their lack of exposure which keeps them juvenile on the matter.

      Actually in the case of pre-pubescent kids it's their juvenility that keeps them juvenile on the matter. A child is physiologically incapable of understanding what sex means to an adult, even if they are quite capable of grasping (metaphorically) the mechanics of it.

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    2. Re:this is not going to do anything good for kids by strstr · · Score: 1

      I don't even care to read your argument. it doesn't matter what they're capable of understanding, they should be taught, introduced, and told what it's about without hiding shit. the brain learns from these early experiences what it should think in the future, everything they learn is heavily influenced by what they're told and what kind of world they grow up in. the issue is that, hardly anyone is putting any effort into raising or properly teaching kids things, or setting proper examples, so they aren't given any opportunity to properly understand or learn about it till much later in life, once they have already misunderstood and made quite a few mistakes. adults grow up more aggressive, illiterate, making dumber decisions, and having less insight into things this way - plus, sex is harmless, and it may be that children should be engaging in sexual activity and that they are missing prime experiences as young kids, delaying sexual maturity or preventing it entirely. I also believe that it's important that humans experience more things at a younger age as possible, as it helps hard wire and develop the brain later on - they end up with a brain which is physically capable of enjoying sex better, or having special skills that they otherwise couldn't develop if they waited until adult hood. Hiding sex from kids is one idea, but it's a bad one and the only thing that's practiced today. It doesn't have to be this way, kids can have harmless sex, and there are some cultures where it occurs. There's not anything to understand about it, they just do it.

    3. Re:this is not going to do anything good for kids by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      I don't even care to read your argument.

      What does that mean? Did you not read it? Disagree with it by all means, but if you don't even care that other people may have opinions contrary to your own, why involve yourself in a discussion?

      it doesn't matter what they're capable of understanding, they should be taught, introduced, and told what it's about without hiding shit.

      Did I say they shouldn't be taught about sex?

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    4. Re:this is not going to do anything good for kids by stdarg · · Score: 1

      A child is physiologically incapable of understanding what sex means to an adult,

      Understanding the meaning of something has to do with the mind and physiologically has to do with the body, they're pretty much opposites aren't they?

      But anyway if anything, lack of understanding means exposure to porn shouldn't have any influence on children. If a child doesn't understand Greek, and you read him a very dirty pornographic story in Greek, that will have no impact at all.

    5. Re:this is not going to do anything good for kids by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Understanding the meaning of something has to do with the mind and physiologically has to do with the body, they're pretty much opposites aren't they?

      There's the physiology of the rewired post-pubescent brain to consider. Perhaps I should have included "neurologically."

      But anyway if anything, lack of understanding means exposure to porn shouldn't have any influence on children.

      It may not have a sexual influence, but that doesn't mean it won't have any influence at all. It also doesn't mean that early exposure to porn won't have implications (could be positive in some cases, who knows? I don't think anyone would get far asking for funding for that study) for their sexual development once it begins.

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  67. Phobias forever by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

    so, who in the government was not allowed to play with their boy/girl-parts by their parents and taught it was very bad? Please dont instill your fears in me, I have plenty of my own (and also dont bother you with them).

  68. What a Bullshit by devent · · Score: 1

    Parents buy Internet access. Parent buy computers. By definition, since child labor is forbidden.
    All Internet is already accessible only for 18 or older. Now if some parents don't want to or not able to parenting their children, then it is their problem. (I'm talking about private home, schools, libraries etc. can have their filter system if they want).

    Today it is porn, tomorrow it will be Wikipedia, next day the Torrent site and next day it will be the Twitter post that is anti UK government. First it is "to protect children", then "to fight terrorists", then "to prosecute traitors" (aka whistleblowers).

    You want to bed how fast the next legislature will include Torrent sites?
    You want to bed how fast such news such as GCHQ intercepted foreign politicians' communications at G20 summits will find their way in the porn filter by "accident"?

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    1. Re:What a Bullshit by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Parents buy Internet access. Parent buy computers. By definition, since child labor is forbidden.

      Where do you get this "child labor is forbidden" from? Plenty of kids in the western world are working, and making money, quite legitimately. I did.

  69. Re:what're they doing on the commercialization par by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It won't always be a conservative government. As for white Christians being protected... white males can be attacked and slandered with impunity - where have you been for the last 30 years.

  70. Anyoen sane around here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Will somebody think of the children?!"

    Having the government filter anything from anyone is the most fucking stupidest shit I've ever seen or heard. What in the fuck gives them the right to block anything from anyone. I will decide what's right and what isn't, keyword here folks is `I`. If stupid god damn parents can't learn to put something as simple as parental guidance on a computer then the rest of the country shouldn't suffer due to their god fucking laziness.

    FUCK. God damn am I pissed off at this god damn bullshit and it's fucking pissing me off beyond all fucking comprehension.

  71. Major Reduction in Internet Traffic? by MrIlios · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to see how much impact this has on the amount of data flowing through the networks belonging to the various UK based ISP's. Also, for those users not wanting to explain why the porn box needs to be ticked to the wife/girlfriend, I can imagine there will be an increase in demand for foreign VPN connections or depending on how the filters are implemented, perhaps just using overseas DNS servers will bypass the filters.

  72. Glad by BenJaminus · · Score: 1

    I'm really glad about this. I'm sad to say "won't someone think of the children" but that argument makes sense here. We have a watershed to project kids from adult themes on TV, we have encrypted channels so they're not available for those that don't want to see them, we have rules about advertising - the fact that kids can see hard core porn on the internet doesn't fit with the way our culture works.

    Sure, parents need to be responsible but when my kid grows up, they're going to have a better smart phone than I have and be in school where those with access to gross things will try to share them. I'm going to want to protect my kid from being confronted with disturbing/adult themes until they're ready to make the choice themselves.

    At which point, they can opt out of filtering if they want to. It's not going to change my internet use to have porn filtered. So I'm glad about this.

  73. How far will this go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1996 - Child Porn
    2012 - "Pirate" Sites
    2013 - Pornography
    2016? - "Hate Sites"
    2018? - Politically Extreme Sites
    2020? - Political Opposition Sites

  74. Re:"That said, restrictions on the content availab by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Does anybody think it's a coincidence that this story hits the news again whilst government surveillance is being promoted^w questioned in the media?

    I agree with you in broad terms, but this "can't be a coincidence" stuff is stupid. There's always something, and for some people it's never a coincidence.

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  75. You are aware the BBC does not have ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I am aware that England has commercial TV AND that the tory's would love to see the BBC gone forever... actually... I am not sure what I was trying to proof.

    Remember, to a right winger: Child sees a booby = BAD. Child scraped of the vender of their SUV = accident for which there should be no consequences.

  76. dont forget, it took hot wild sex to make you by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    How did the parent come to be?

    It took some hot sex, sucking, and licking, and pounding that oven, until delivery was made, many many many times over.

    Until one day, tiny little you got in first!

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  77. Re:Porn Is Bad by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Nah.

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  78. You do realise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There have been two Prime Ministers since Tony Blair.

  79. wrong target by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    Ban advertising, it's far worse, and ban all those magazines that sell a false unobtainable lifestyle. Porn is the wrong target, its so fake. Teenagers will soon work out how to get round any block anyway.

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  80. Re:what're they doing on the commercialization par by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

    I believe this falls under COPPA (at least in the US) - if your page has any content directed towards children < 15, it can't have ads, social buttons, etc. It's not about having too many ads targeted at children, it's making sure that there aren't ANY on pages meant for kids.

    Of course, the Internet is huge, and I'm pretty sure I all but avoided places for "kids" sine I started using it when I was 12-14 or whenever.

  81. Better Solution by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    A better idea would be to make a top level domain for kids (".kids" ?) which is reserved for child friendly web sites.

    Then you could make devices (browsers/firewalls/filters/operating systems) that will restrict access to this tld only and put whatever resources are appropriate into policing the domain to make sure that any site in ".kids" is actually safe for the little darlings.

    Then the technologically illiterate could just buy these devices and be sure that little Johnny/Sally can browse in their little walled garden safely.

    But this is too easy and obvious a solution as the truth is that they do not want to protect. They just want to control.

    Today it's evil pron... Tomorrow it will be any other information the government doesn't like.

    And you can be sure whilst naked breasts, penises etc are banned they'll be able to watch as many war films as they like without so much as a "tut, tut".

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  82. They're doing it under government's orders by tepples · · Score: 1

    except this is the ISP's doing this and not the government...

    They're doing it under government's orders. Please see my other comment.

  83. Ouch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The filter resets after so often.

    Meaning you have to keep calling up to brand yourself a pedo- I mean, pervert.

  84. Re:not really lesbians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if I came around and raped your puny little arse, you'd be gay? Really?

  85. Opting out by psymastr · · Score: 1

    So in order to opt out of this you'll have to sign a document that says "Hello, my name is John Jones and I would like to have my access to porn re-instated, please. Thanks." I can certainly see people having difficulty doing this and/or explaining it to their significant other.

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  86. ISPs to PM: fuck off by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1
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  87. I have a better idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we just ban the British from reproducing?

    That would solve so many problems in the long run.

  88. UK logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Criticize China's Internet censorship
    >Do the same thing over here

    "Censorship? No, no, it's protection!"

  89. big deal by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Muslims havent got a great track record, and its not that popular in the minds of westerners.

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  90. Thank god for 3G, fuck corporate firewalls... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    id also like to block timesheet.form

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  91. or teddy bear camera by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    or dozens of the hidden cams you can get on ebay, like camera inside a fake clock.

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  92. LOL! Another episode of "Let's hate and conflate"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Dude! You are such a master of conflating your hate of anything Muslim with anything else.
    I am 100% certain that there is a yogurt advertisement somewhere that you see as evil muslimy propaganda.

    So it's wonderful to see you conflating that door with so called "Sharia courts".
    Which are nothing else but a place for Muslims to go and talk it out before going to court - unlike in your mind where I'm guessing they are something between Mola Ram's sacrifice chamber and inquisition court against white people.

    There you go conflating in a single breath...

    Dude, when English people are not allowed to fly the English flag or paint it on their house door because it may be 'offensive' then you have already lost. The rulings of Sharia courts are enforced by the real courts (and therefore by the entire power of the state, police, military whatever).

    And there you go "thinking of children...

    As for "only willing participants" being subject to Sharia - well what about the most vulnerable, women and children? They are subject to Sharia without much choice.

    Meanwhile, back in reality... The text you linked is a cherrypicked version of this Daily Mail article:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2327441/Steven-Rolfe-Ex-soldier-told-repaint-St-Georges-flag-door-housing-association-deemed-offensive-distressing.html

    Which is so funny, cause the original has this HILARIOUS bit in it.

    Muslim groups have criticised the housing company's stance. Ali Anwar, a Muslim representative on the Preston faith forum, said: 'As far as Iâ(TM)m concerned, a man's home is his castle, and he should be allowed to express himself as he wishes.

    'This is political correctness gone mad. As a Muslim it really frustrates me that organisations become overly politically correct and make issues and tensions where there aren't any. They don't speak for the Muslim community.

    âThe flag of St George needs to be reclaimed from the far right. There is nothing offensive about the flag and anyone who is proud to be English should be able to fly it.'

    AHAHAHA! HE-LAAAARRY-E-US!
    Ebil mussies actually support the guy who painted the flag!

    Except in your sick and deranged mind.