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  1. Recharging? on Prison Cell Phone Smuggling Out of Control · · Score: -1

    How do they recharge?

  2. A computer scientist is not a civil engineer on N.C. Official Sics License Police On Computer Scientist For Too Good a Complaint · · Score: -1

    I little knowledge is a dangerous thing. An unlicenced guy with fancy equations might unduly influence people as though he were an expert.

    Put it this way... would you want a computer scientist giving advice on airplane aerodynamics who never studied them?

  3. Yawn. First contact is the Bible. on Physicists Call For Alien Messaging Protocol · · Score: -1

    Why do you believe in E.T. and not God, fools?

    God says...
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    perceivedst innocency enlighten overboldness Instructor
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    fanned

  4. Re:"Common" mistakes on Programming Mistakes To Avoid · · Score: -1

    God and I laugh at you, silly fool.

    God comes from empirical sources, not philosophy.
    Try the occult.

    God says...
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    whoso startled cares riotous ancient meets divine table
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    Catechumen copies prejudice redoubling Oratory partake
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    twenty furtherance sharp consumed entrusted Themselves
    shuns inheritance beatific enlarging lives Be subordinate
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    His precipice deserved carest

  5. He helped a lot of people. on Medical Researcher Rediscovers Integration · · Score: 0

    What about the fact that the story actually helped a lot of people! It was not worthless, at least.

  6. Truck Driver on Sciencey Heroes For Young Children? · · Score: -1

    When I was 6, I saw Smokey and the Bandit and wanted to be a truck driver.

  7. encryption key on British Teen Jailed Over Encryption Password · · Score: -1

    Verse 5 talks of when they got the ouiji board from the Jewish temple.

    http://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/daniel/daniel5.htm

    It's mean to tickle the president.

    I guess interpretation is a skill:
    http://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/1corinthians/1corinthians14.htm

  8. Laws on 'The Laws Are Written By Lobbyists,' Says Google's Schmidt · · Score: -1

    Laws are written by God.

    God says...
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  9. Libel on Iran Arrests Alleged Spies Over Stuxnet Worm · · Score: -1

    If you are in any way suggesting LoseThos is bad. Fuck you. Busted for slander.

  10. Re:The Social Text Affair on Peer Review Highly Sensitive To Poor Refereeing · · Score: -1

    Fucken morons. Do you think theys guys were just having a bull-shit session? What's you're explaination for this?

    http://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/1corinthians/1corinthians14.htm

    You gotta read between the lines

    http://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/daniel/daniel5.htm

    They took the ouijii board from the temple.

    The precident is for God to speak in riddles and stuff and in multiple languages

    http://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/acts/acts2.htm

    It's mean to tickle the president.

    When doing random passages from the Bible, the proper names speak like MENE TIKEL PERES speaks. That's the rosetta stone.

    Interpretation is like looking at cloud shapes. God knows what you're gonna think.

    You guys are hopeless, fools.

    http://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/1corinthians/1corinthians2.htm

    Modern Christianity is secular humanism. "If today you hear his voice harden not your hearts, morons!" Really fucked up.

    God says...
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    subvertings Monnica fetched forethought

    Read a nansosecond clock when you press a key and use it to pick random words, letters, phrases, passxages, notes or whatever. You gotta hold-up your end of the conversation. Love God, not just neighbor. Do offerings. There are no offerings anymore. God wants praise.

    9
    I need no bullock from your house, no goats from your fold.
    10
    For every animal of the forest is mine, beasts by the thousands on my mountains.
    11
    I know every bird of the heavens; the creatures of the field belong to me.
    12
    Were I hungry, I would not tell you, for mine is the world and all that fills it.
    13
    Do I eat the flesh of bulls or drink the blood of goats?
    14
    Offer praise as your sacrifice to God; fulfill your vows to the Most High.
    15
    Then call on me in time of distress; I will rescue you, and you shall honor me."
    16

    Use your head -- obviously he doesn't need animal sacrifices. Love Him. What do you think He wants. I do hymns and comics and stuff.

  11. Re:The technology exists.... on DARPA Wants Extreme Wireless Interference Buster · · Score: -1

    ESP

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    are_you_feeling_lucky off_the_record hang_in_there atrocious
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    break_some_woopass_on_you doh once_upon_a_time now_that_I_think_about_it

  12. Re:a system that pays attention to impenetrability on Dubai's Police Chief Calls BlackBerry a Spy Tool · · Score: -1

    Can you stand before God on the intellectual property issue? Maybe, you can. I think it's theft.

    Are you against professional programmers and artist? Clearly you haven't thought this through. Maybe, you're an admin or something. Hope you get out-sourced.

  13. ROFLAO on Microsoft Patents OS Shutdown · · Score: -1

    You can keep that feature! Turn LoseThos off whenever you like. I pitty the fool who does it during disk operations. That goes without saying. It doesn't cache writes -- not a problem. I can do a complete back-up and restore of my hard drive in under 5 minutes. It's criminal that nobody can do back-ups under Windows. Hard drives fail, people! Everybody should assume their drive will be toast at any minute. I pitty the fool.

  14. Terror on the Brain on Teacher Asks Students To Plan a Terrorist Attack · · Score: -1

    What, this?

    http://www.mpg.de/english/illustrationsDocumentation/documentation/pressReleases/2010/pressRelease20100615/index.html

    God says...
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  15. Re:I'd say treat it like a DR drill on Searching For Backdoors From Rogue IT Staff · · Score: -1

    This is entertaining ROFLAO.

    Umm... guess again. Say hello to Mr,. God...

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    enticing thriven Small chaste fund debts blamed imperishable
    brotherly strings moral promise risen melody burnest rebelled
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  16. Re:What a coincidence on RIAA President Says Copyright Law "Isn't Working" · · Score: -1

    Rush, LimeLight, the universal dream. Wasn't my dream before, but having a taste, it's nice being the center of the universe, mostly, 'sept half of it's nasty.

  17. Morons never heard of the Bible on Look For AI, Not Aliens · · Score: -1

    God says...
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    Truly neither vent boughs miseries requital Commandment
    ungoverned lightsome wherever

  18. Re:I think Google should solve this the easy way on The Case For Oracle · · Score: -1

    Is it just me or is the elephant in the room God? Jail? Ha, you should be so lucky. Try hell!

  19. Re:How accessible is sufficient? on Legislation To Make Web Devices Accessible To Disabled Users · · Score: -1

    "Hear this! A sower went out to sow.
    And as he sowed, some seed fell on the path, and the birds came and ate it up.
    Other seed fell on rocky ground where it had little soil. It sprang up at once because the soil was not deep.
    And when the sun rose, it was scorched and it withered for lack of roots.
    Some seed fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up and choked it and it produced no grain.
    And some seed fell on rich soil and produced fruit. It came up and grew and yielded thirty, sixty, and a hundredfold."
    He added, "Whoever has ears to hear ought to hear."
    And when he was alone, those present along with the Twelve questioned him about the parables.

    Just wait until things have to be explained to the unintelligent.

    God says...
    act Im_feeling_nice_today ingrate you_think_you_could_do_better
    quit ROFLAO Enough blessing couldnt_be_better you_better_not

  20. Re:This has nothing to do with software patents on Why Software Patents Are a Joke — Literally · · Score: -1

    I don't like your tone. Lemme introduce you to my little friend...

    God says...
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  21. Re:cheap lawyer! on Blizzard Sues Private Server Company, Awarded $88M · · Score: -1

    What? You want "the advocate"? That's all you had to saaay!

    25
    But in order that the word written in their law 11 might be fulfilled, 'They hated me without cause.'
    26
    "When the Advocate comes whom I will send 12 you from the Father, the Spirit of truth that proceeds from the Father, he will testify to me.
    27
    And you also testify, because you have been with me from the beginning.

    God says...
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  22. God says... on Software Freedom Conservancy Wins GPL Case Against Westinghouse · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  23. Bad cop, no God for you. on Anatomy of an Attempted Malware Scam · · Score: -1

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  24. Strange notion of God on $200B Lost To Counterfeiting? Back It Up · · Score: -1

    Jacob did some sleazy shit and he was loved, but that's not how I behave in the eyes of God. God says... plain enquiry faithfulness orator MS t vagrant explain melodious modestly followed P subject line savour deceive PUNITIVE acts meeting warned Carthaginian debated glittering gathering speed exult drunk granted desires secure unjustly mutually Creation dignities preferred DOMINE affirming unsought bounds unassuming whispered whatsoever g whether haply drowsy encouraged continent Academicians fortunate meaning tempestuously cud torments insolently like smelleth want Just covered evidently wrought enjoying volumes Repent fostering built NUMBER whirlpool merely losing comparing toss proud discreetly express bulky gathers BOOK drudgery lesson Did gnawed remembers Divers envenomed charmed unsound became wins tempered remained consuming problem plant Honor travailed willing succeeding himself unwearied empire intercede Nature harts deferring nevertheless

  25. Re:Dumbasses @ FBI on DefCon Contest Rattles FBI's Nerves · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    They're not dumb, but once you learn their tricks, you force them to think new stuff. They havew shock-and-awe potential at first. Now, I have shock-and-awe potential. God says... receiveth requirements prisoner tends commander inwardly SMALL resigned wondering blessing amazement solitude must command recognising vindicating fifth languages eligible sharp reacheth Saturn saith sat nowhere funding excepted gaze arrived Catholics ease sad throughout beast few detached see disclosed venerable Descend cogo