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  1. they don't even need to kill you on Invasion of the Body Snatchers · · Score: 2, Funny

    They just pretend to pick you up for some casual sex, but then when you fall asleep in the hotel they perform surgery, snatch your kidneys, and into the bathtub full of ice you go... It's true! This happened to a friend of someone who sent me an email....

  2. oh yes on Invasion of the Body Snatchers · · Score: 1
    kidneys from living donors tend to be much healthier and last much longer than kidneys from dead donors

    They're much tastier, too!

  3. Re:Name for x86 Mac mini !! on Is Apple Looking to Buy Disney? · · Score: 1
    with a special edition Minney mouse

    But still only one button....

  4. Slashdot, One Billion Suckers Sent to a Blog? on iTunes, One Billion Suckers Served? · · Score: 1
    Come on... the debate about iTunes' "might-be-obsolete" format and sorta-DRM has been had over and over on slashdot; is it really news every time someone posts a blog entry about iTunes? I'm an apple fanatic as much as the next guy, but what purpose is really served by another discussion about whether the most popular online music store is going to be "obsolete" soon?

    Heh... I guess more purpose is served by that than by me bitching about it, so I'll shut up now.

  5. Oh they will on Google to Digitize National Archives Footage · · Score: 1
    They already have a name for it -- glibc.

    The best though is their name for the google national archive archive: gnaa.

  6. here's the best version of it on Google to Digitize National Archives Footage · · Score: 1
  7. Us vs. them on Yahoo Reverses Allah Ban · · Score: 2, Funny

    yes, you hit it right on the head. That is precisely the difference between slashdot and yahoo.

  8. Re:This still leaves Osama... silliness on Yahoo Reverses Allah Ban · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are they gonna keep banning terrorist nicknames? Osama is sometimes called Abu Abdullah; should that name be banned too? How about abumusabalzarqawi_iz_a_rockstar@yahoo.com? Or aymanalzawahiri_suckz@yahoo.com... abunidal@yahoo.com... somebody quick register SeifAlAdl@yahoo before it gets banned too. When they run out of Islamist terrorists will they move on to banning bomb-hurling anarchist nicknames? louislingg@yahoo.com... ravechol@yahoo.com... when does the silliness end?

  9. you misunderstand on Yahoo Reverses Allah Ban · · Score: 1

    They reversed the order of the letters. So they are now only banning the string Halla in user ids. It's a reference to the bread used on the sabbath by Jews, more commonly spelled challa. Either that, or it is short for the Norse home for martyred warriors. I believe they are hoping that the outcry from the Jewish and Old Norse communities will drown out criticism they have received from Muslim activists.

  10. Bad news for journalists during slow news? on The World Oceans Now 70% Shark Free · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently not, as they can just write another story about how there are fewer sharks than before.

  11. is there a scientist in the house? on University Bans wi-fi as Health Concern · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone please explain whether the above is meaningful or whether he just made that crap up. I can't tell the difference and my brain is starting to hurt after looking at it and I'm worried it's because of the earth's magnetic field. help!

  12. Why not? on Liability for Data Breaches are Minimal · · Score: 1, Funny

    It works for Apple.

  13. subjectivity on Liability for Data Breaches are Minimal · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's a totally subjective standard that's superficially imposed.

    Unlike the slashdot summary of the decision.

  14. The good old days... on Exposing Children to Technology? · · Score: 1

    One word: Heathkit.

  15. Ahhhh on Microsoft Vista Info Leaked · · Score: 1

    So *that's* why they're called "micro-soft"

  16. premature release? on Microsoft Vista Info Leaked · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry to hear that Microsoft is the latest sufferer of this common problem. I'd like to help them out; I get a number of advertisements in my inbox each day offering various treatments for premature release. Perhaps someone can forward these emails to Microsoft?

  17. Re:This is obvious on Office Tools On The Web · · Score: 1

    And both will save all your data in a searchable database for centuries.

  18. Re:comment doesn't make sense on Evolving Humans on the Menu · · Score: 1
    all human social effort is really just violent or sexual in nature

    Why "or"?

  19. depends what kind of restaurant on Evolving Humans on the Menu · · Score: 1

    The Japanese restaurant had several human sashimi selections -- most were quite good, though the supermodel toro was considered stringy and overpriced. For those on a budget there's also Raw Men noodles and another noodle soup with freshly killed human called "U-done." The Indian restaurant had a spicy cheese dish made with unionized actors called the SAG paneer. They also had a really tasty stockbroker vindaloo. Mexican tacos de cabeza del hombre was all the rage among early predators. The Greek place on the corner had some great grilled heroes.... OK, OK, I'll stop. No, it's OK, really, I'll stop. What? OK, OK, I'm leaving.

  20. Re:Early Menu Entries on Evolving Humans on the Menu · · Score: 1
    So Harry made a few hunting buddies.

    Don't you mean hunted buddies?

  21. How they figured this out on Evolving Humans on the Menu · · Score: 4, Funny

    They found a book written by prehistoric birds called "How to Serve Man"

  22. Re:nah... on What Do You Want in a Job Website? · · Score: 1

    It's a bit of a mystery, yes. But if you look at the clues, you can figure it out.

  23. nah... on What Do You Want in a Job Website? · · Score: 1

    Forget law enforcement. Send your resume to the nuclear power plant in Springfield...

  24. Re:What about Kalashnikov MP3 player? FINALLY! on Top 10 Strangest MP3 Players · · Score: 1

    Now that's what I call a real iPod killer!!

  25. Re:Alexander as a God on 4th BC Century Defensive Wall Unearthed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Alexander's conquests cut both ways - he spread Greek civilization, yes, but Greek civilization was also influenced by those of the peoples he conquered. As an example, you mention that he wanted to be treated like a God -- this concept of treating a human like a god was foreign to the Greeks, but was common to the Persians. Alexander demanded, for example proskynesis (a sign of obeisance) from Greek subjects, who were not too happy about it (I believe he had one of his advisors killed for refusing). Alexander demanded that such traditions be incorporated into Greek culture and they were. Of course there were more subtle examples - the point is the Greeks intermingled with other cultures around the globe and as a result were influenced by them as well as influencing them. Alexander's goal was not to spread Hellenistic culture - his goal was to spread the cult of Alexander.