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  1. Re:IOW, we're making it harder get a response... on We The People Petition Signature Requirement Bumped To 100,000 · · Score: 1

    I can think of a couple of Kingdoms (not republics) with democratically elected representation...

  2. Re:So what you're saying is... on Fukushima's Fallout of Fear · · Score: 1

    Who was "telling people to freak out" and what level of "fear" do you think is appropriate for a nuclear meltdown?

    I believe around 15 kiloHitchcocks is the accepted level of fear for a nuclear meltdown. To clarify, I think that's equivalent to 674.722 on the Voorhees scale, or approximately 9433.00284 Ringu, a measurement which isn't used all that often.

    Surely you mean 9433 milliringu? Last I checked, one metric Ringu equals 1.6 kiloHitchcocks and around 70 Voorhees.

  3. Re:Zorg runs Linux! on World's First Linux Powered Rifle Announced · · Score: 1

    +1 Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

  4. Re:The smell, the horrible smell on Australia Is On So Much Fire, You Can See It From Orbit · · Score: 1

    My wife works a few blocks away from the main Grupo Modelo brewery (makers of Corona, which many of you like).

    The stench of the brewing processes is unbearable at times...

  5. Re:If true, low-level warplanes just became obsole on German Laser Destroys Targets More Than 1Km Away · · Score: 1

    Are the exhaust ports wider than two meters? Harder to hit than a womprat?

  6. Re:Nokia on Shareholders Sue Novell Board · · Score: 2

    I expect Nokia's shareholders (and maybe the Finnish government) to sue Elop and friends.

  7. Re:Upside Down World on Facebook Lands Drunk Driving Teen In Jail · · Score: 1

    99% of gun owners do absolutely nothing wrong with their guns.

    Source for that?

  8. Re:Social Snitching. on Facebook Lands Drunk Driving Teen In Jail · · Score: 1

    In many parts of the USA, life without a car (and a gun) is unthinkable.

  9. Re:LOL on How the Internet Became a Closed Shop · · Score: 1

    So, the internet was cool before it became popular, Hipster Ariel?

  10. Re:oh no! on Chinese Moon Probe Flies By Asteroid Toutatis · · Score: 1

    If we had a Hari Seldon, would anyone listen to him?

  11. Re:mmmmmm on As Fish Stocks Collapse, Overpopulated Lobsters Resort to Cannibalism · · Score: 1

    You jest, but once upon a time you were able to get cheap lobster with black beans and rice on Rosarito Beach, with freshly made tortillas and salsa. ...ah, those were the days...

  12. Now I understand. on Samsung Sets New Guidelines For Alcoholic Beverages · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I understand why that "Gangnam Style" video is hilarious when drunk, but incomprehensible when sober.

  13. Re:It worked for Canada... on Is It Time For the US To Ditch the Dollar Bill? · · Score: 1

    That's because the dollar was not created tied to the british pound, it was tied to the Spanish/Mexican silver Peso, which was decimalized in 1863.

  14. Re:pace on Is It Time For the US To Ditch the Dollar Bill? · · Score: 1

    We've also had metric for 30 years, though even that is basterdized because butter is sold in 454g packages and meat and produce is advertised in per pound prices, while measured and sold in per kg prices. Gas is sold in litres, odometers measure kilometres, yet a lot of people still talk about fuel economy in Imperial-MPG (not to be confused with US MPG which is 84.4% the size).

    We've had metric in Mexico for over a hundred years, and if anything, we've seen a retreat in metrification because of so many products standarizing in US sizes.

    We've always had 355ml soda cans, 113 gram hamburgers, etc. But now it's worse, now we are seeing gallon and half-gallon milk containers, along with the traditional liter cartons.

  15. Re:Are you sure? on Windows Blue: Microsoft's Plan To Release a New Version of Windows Every Year · · Score: 0

    Did they bury him with a stake through the heart and his head chopped off?

    Yup.

    And we buried the body at a crossroads, facing down, with the stake firmly lodged in its cold grey heart.

    The head's mouth was filled with garlic and holy wafers placed on the eyes, and was buried separately, across running water.

    It's the only way to be sure. (no, nuking from orbit was not an option)

  16. Re:Much more than that on Hairspray Could Help Us Find Advanced Alien Civilizations · · Score: 2

    Also, wasn't Alf's home planet destroyed in an incident involving hair dryers? Hairspray doesn't sound far-fetched...

  17. Re:But how does it sound? on GIF Becomes Word of the Year 2012 · · Score: 1

    [clap, clap, clap] Hilarious AND relevant! Well done!

  18. Re:But how does it sound? on GIF Becomes Word of the Year 2012 · · Score: 1

    Tumblr is full of them, I'm afraid.

  19. Re:If he is so confident in his innocence on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 2

    Yup, Libertarian paradises tend to be like that.

  20. Re:If he is so confident in his innocence on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 1

    He should defend himself in court.

    I'm guessing things look a little different when it's oneself being falsely accused, even without taking into account whatever level of corruption is perceived in the local judiciary.

    You mean it's a false positive?

  21. Re:Moron. on Man Arrested At Oakland Airport For Ornate Watch · · Score: 2

    He was probably wearing some "steampunk" watch and boots, the poor idiot.

    I'd bet there was no statement planned.

  22. Re:Why mention Schoenberg? on Why Dissonant Music Sounds 'Wrong' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most heavy metal is regular chords and melodies, played fast and hard on distorted guitars, with thrumming bass lines and staccato drums.

    No dissonances there, strictly speaking.

  23. Re:Good luck with that. on Secession Petitions Flood White House Website · · Score: 3, Funny

    As stated before, we Mexicans don't want Texas back, you can keep it.

  24. Re:If there was a Bad at Math Map... on Secession Petitions Flood White House Website · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry no. On behalf of all Mexicans, Texans can stay in the USA or become independent, but we don't want them back.

  25. Re:UPDATE on John McAfee Accused of Murder, Wanted By Belize Police · · Score: 1

    Strong coffee enemas are also popular among some crazy people.