John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers"
An anonymous reader writes "The IT security pioneer John McAfee has launched a blog to document his life on the lam, as Belize police chase him down for suspicion of killing a neighbor. McAfee is using the blog to state his case, raise suspicions about Belize authorities and to offer a $25K reward to find the real killer or killers. From the article: 'McAfee writes that he is on run with a 20-year-old female named Sam, photos of whom are in the blog, along with a post from her. McAfee says a handful of friends and associates have been rounded up by police over the past week or so. His posts are filled with dramatic descriptions of his actions (including returning to his home in disguise to find police digging up his dead dogs and cutting off their heads) and lay bare his suspicions about Belize authorities. '"
pleading (temporary) insanity much?
There once was a man from Belize
Who neglected his bribery fees
Accused of a murder
He became a sheepherder
Fighting for refugees!
When the foot seeks the place of the head, the line is crossed. Know your place. Keep your place. Be a shoe.
Hans Reiser?
This guy is seriously delusional. I wonder if the companion is along for the ride or a captive.
When you start defending yourself with the same phrases as OJ Simpson, you might be on the wrong side of the law. Looking for the real killer...
That is all.
He should defend himself in court.
Programmer named John
Millionaire! Where does he live?
Mud hut with no lawn
Unless a person is being framed, an innocent person has no reason to flee law enforcement because they are suspected of a crime.
All running does is increase the perception that the person is guilty.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
She looks okay to me, kinda cute. As long as someone is at least average in looks, their personality counts for a lot more in the end. There have been women that I don't consider that attractive, that start looking more attractive once I get to know them. Then there have been women who I initially find attractive, that just repulse me once I get to know them.
which is totally what she said
This is by far the most entertaining, hilarious, and amazing drug-paranoia fueled blog I have ever read.
I wonder how long before he starts sharing his secret formulas with the world and showing pictures of him kestering his product.
Under the condition that he personally removes the crap bloatware bearing his name from every corporate machine in the world and never authors software again then I'll gear up like Dog the bounty hunter and locate the murderer for him. Or just wait for him to confess he did it. Either way.
If Belize is out for his head, why not just GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE? Why the hell is this idiot still hanging around?
If it was really the hardened drug criminals he suspects, why does he think such a small chunk of change would get them to turn in their friends?
Together they could find the real killers of Nicole Simpson AND Gregory Faull.
But my antivirus software totally flagged that site.
he and his 17 year old girlfriend are being chased around town by the cops for unlicensed drug manufacture, posession of an unlicensed firearm and suspicion of making crystal meth. Hes also wanted for questioning in the death of an american ex-patriot. hes not answering routine police questions and hes rambling on about secret plots to decapitate dead animals and collect his friends. John McAfee is a textbook example of drug-induced psychopathy.
of course, for those of us who doubled-up on our tinfoil this morning, belize isnt known as the most textbook of democratic states
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_Perceptions_Index
Good people go to bed earlier.
How long until he tries to blame a broad conspiracy that involves US government agencies?
C'mon John lets get some A grade crazy up in this piece.
So do we still get the $25,000 if it turns out he was the real killer?
Speaking of OJ, has he found the real killer yet?
He's been "experimenting" with these so-called "bath salts" and God knows what else...
Itâ(TM)s no wonder heâ(TM)s paranoid and possibly delusional. Thereâ(TM)s a big difference between weed and these laboratory chemicals, and things like âoebath saltsâ and âoespiceâ.
If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
His blog is www.whoismcafee.com and it's just bizarre. Here's a sample:
For a guy that thinks he's going to be falsely arrested by the Belize's prime minister's police minions, you'd think he'd want to just get out of the country. I can't imagine that it would be all that difficult. Yet, he keeps going back to his residence where he's most likely to arrested (Belize police must be idiots if this is all true) in these ludicrous disguises that just makes this whole story seem like a farce.
Man you talk to a lot of women. You must have a good job because that gets expensive at 2.99 a minute.
Maybe he can OJ can pool their money and both catch the real killers...
"If it doesnt fit...... you MUST acquit!"
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
Agreed. It really comes form inside. And some of the "attractive" ones start to look ugly after a while! :)
I found that somehow, ReiserFS had been installed on my PC!
I agree. As far as looks go, once a woman meets a certain standard, it doesn't matter how far above your standard she is.
Getting bored with the US and the bullshit politics. Where's a good place to live?
I'd like someplace liberal (meaning individual liberty, not a welfare/transfer state) with strong property rights, equal rule of law, legal drugs/prostitution/etc, economic freedom, and full of white people. English-speaking is cool but I'll learn another language.
I guess Belize is out of the question. Eastern Europe? Scandanavia? ???
I think it is a delicious irony that McAfee claims he may be the victim of a false-positive identification.
I wish the tech media (/. included, though Gizmodo is the worst offender) would stop covering McAfee's latest antics. The guy clearly has some serious mental and legal issues and needs professional help. Enabling him by conducting interviews and real-time blog coverage isn't doing anyone any good (except for a few journalists who clearly have book deals pending).
I did not kill my wife
I don't care
all cats look the same in the dark.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
I'm assuming that the vast majority of commenters are from the US, Canada, and western European countries where the rule of law is well understood and (mostly) enforced in a non-arbitrary manner. That's apt to color your reaction to a story such as this.
While I don't know the facts in this particular case, it is often true in many Central and South American countries (and Caribbean islands) that the rule of law can be enforced arbitrarily, and sometimes in response to the desire to acquire the wealth of an accused person. Presumption of innocence or even actual innocence does not matter in such cases; individuals have been known to disappear for years into Byzantine court systems, or found guilty without what we would consider to be sufficient evidence of guilt. I have a friend whose college roommate has been held as a political prisoner for well over a decade in a South American country; my sisters have both had to "pay tickets" to Mexican police to keep their passports from being impounded. So I don't take flight from authorities as an admission of guilt; if McAfee knows or suspects he's being railroaded, that's probably the wise choice.
For all I know, he may be guilty, but don't take his actions as an admission.
Actually I am a lab rat in an elaborate plot to take over the world.
Former anti-virus mogul... running from corrupt 3rd-world foot-soldiers through the jungle with a girl half his age?
I think Dos-Equis just found their new pitch-man. "I don't always run from corrupt Central-American governments, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis..."
People people.... This has nothing to do with McAfee's charges. Did anyone notice that a new book will soon be up for sale? What could help more but some publicity to generate interest in an otherwise worn out subject?
Was Kaeto Kaelin living in his guest house at the time?
Has he hired Johnnie Cochran yet?
#DeleteChrome
Will he pay me the reward if I catch him?
John McAfee is the bass man!
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Anyone know where O.J. was at that time?
There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
Yes, a kind heart and sense of humour go a long, long way. Some of the hard bitten faux-cynical beauties I've met get a lot less attractive after they open their mouths.
And let this be a lesson for ya, it's all fun and games moving with your millions to a Caribbean tax shelter, until the local [cartel,corrupt police,militias, kidnappers, etc] come for you. Why not just keep your millions stateside, pay your taxes like a good boy, and get old and fat without these kinds of worries? Was there not enough suspense in that option?
this.
Proof this is just a black propaganda smear campaign by Obama against job creators.
Poor McAfee is just all too convenient fall guy.
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Is is linking out the Far Cry 3 game?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_Cry_3
This is sounding more and more like a B movie every day. I haven't determined whether this is real in McAffe's mind or not, but I think its connection with reality is weak at best.
John's just working on the world's greatest ARG. The bath salts are just the MacGuffin that allows him to transit the portal to the alternate universe the story takes place in.
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"If I Did It"
or OJ for short
I would be happy with a woman like that when I am 60 :-) Eyes are not that good now and will only get worse.
I love stacking my barbecues in the shed at the end of summer - you can't beat a bit of grill on grill action.
clap clap clap clap clap clap
http://www.innocenceproject.org/
from an old master
My five-year-old son is now offering a $.25 reward for the identity of the person who really took the cookies from the jar on the kitchen counter.
you know you can just walk over to a woman and talk to her right? worst case.. she's not interested, and you're alone, just like you were before.
also.. if she's attracted to you, it doesn't matter a whole lot what you say. as long as it's not disgusting/repulsive/etc.
He and OJ can team up to fight crime.
And McAffee killed his neighbor. End of story. That's an understandable reaction.
The text as a whole may be overly dramatic, but having someone kiss you so your face cannot be seen is not an invalid or even unlikely tactic.
Also claiming a girl from the streets of Belize is street smart is not exactly unlikely.
I don't know if he's innocent or not but the sentence you chose to highlight does not mark him as delusional, just a bad writer.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
This here's a story about John McAffe and Sam
Two mismatched lovers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, live off John's savings, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose
They headed down to, ooh, old Belize
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
John shot a man while robbing his castle
Sam took the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run...
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
Ask OJ.
Looks like a bad James Bond plot, like Sean Young auditioning for Catwoman.
I thought he had more money than that. I imagine lawyers will cost him more than that, and they for sure will not let him go to jail with all that money (i.e. will cost him arm and a leg).
It sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and he was dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip
"My name is McAfee, I got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here? An outlaw and his beer?
I run this land, you understand? I made myself clear"
Yeah, she's not bad, especially not in the first photo (chronologically). And let's get real here - the man is 67. Judging from the photos that were going around (the crazy one with him in aviators with a shotgun), he's in amazing shape for his age. How many 67 year old men can get an even slightly cute 20 year old to run away with them? It's not like he's going to be buying her diamonds and taking her on fancy vacations whilst he's on the run, is it?
The IRS of course! D'Oh, McAffee must really be a dopehead to not have figured it out: Imagine if every rich entrepreneur were to flee taxes by moving to some Caribbean or South American tax haven. That's the IRS's wooorst nightmare. So in order to prevent that, they have to make an example so that the others who are flirting with tax motivated expatriation fantasies are afraid and prefer to stay and pay.
No text needed.
Fuck personality, money WORKS.
How many 67 year old men can get an even slightly cute 20 year old to run away with them?
After they get them hooked on meth?
His posts are filled with dramatic descriptions of his actions (including returning to his home in disguise to find police digging up his dead dogs and cutting off their heads) and lay bare his suspicions about Belize authorities.
Of course he has a crazy story, he's been a self-professed drug addict for the last several years of his life. Hardly surprising that his drug-addled brain is cooking up bizarre stories of paranoia and deceit.
McAfee basically flipped out while stoned out of his mind, murdered somebody, and is now fabricating even wilder stories that he may actually believe are real. He's not living in our reality anymore, he's in a state of drug-induced psychosis.
Operating a blog where a 67 year old guy talks about his 17 and 20 year old girlfriends getting dressed while proclaiming his innocence while hiding from authorities for murder is not a way to gain any measure of public sympathy or positive PR of any kind. It just makes you look like even more of a sick fuck to a nontrivial portion of those who would be inclined to read your blog.
Now for all I know you are completely innocent but I aint the one you need to win over. The only thing I know for sure is your gross and a moron.
The website is promoting a graphic novel called "The Hinterland" about the artist/author's friendship with McAfee. Why would McAfee name his fugitive blog after a graphic novel? In addition, the post "Watchfulness" seems to border on the absurd, claiming that McAfee skulked around his property in disguise observing the police, who were actively searching for him at the time. He claims to have used several different disguises: "one day selling tamales and burritos that I had purchased wholesale from a real vendor, on another pretending to be a drunk German tourist with a partially bandaged face and wearing speedo swimming trunks and a distasteful, oversized Hawaiian shirt and yelling loudly at anyone who would listen – “Leck mich um ausch!”." If he actually hid from the police by wandering around his own property in a speedo yelling at people in German, then more power to him. But I don't believe it.
How many blowjobs does it take to "pay a ticket" in Mexico???
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
Seriously;
If you got together all the Rich Bastards that want to flee the American Tax System (Mitt Romney, I'm looking at you), want to live their libertarian lifestyle, why the heck don't they pool their resources and simply BUY a freakin' country?
Seriously, the number of billionaires right now building gated fortesses with private security in places like Belize, Costa Rica, Brazil and the good old USA amounts to a number of dollars great enough to buy a nice secluded country and simply take over the government.
Then they can impose whatever "law" they like, and run the place the way Shieks do in places like UAE and Dubai.
And when you consider that, as a foreign country, they can continue to earn profits by applying for aid from the USA to feed their poor, and the stupid Middle Class will continue to sudsidize their lifestyles.
They'd be safe, their money would continue to grow, and the police would answer to them. Are these rich people just that stupid that they can't figure this out?
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
also.. if she's attracted to you, it doesn't matter a whole lot what you say. as long as it's not disgusting/repulsive/etc.
"So, umm... wanna come home and check out my tub? I've got a lot of bathing salts."
Coffee-driven development.
Belizean law enforcement did in fact dig up (exhume) the grave of McAfee's dogs. They also did in fact remove only the heads from the grave.
Witnesses (from the U.S. media) describe a putrid stench coming from the still open hole(grave) where the dogs bodies were left behind after having their heads removed.
Also, McAfee appears to be batshit crazy.
In other words... you know you won't be able to, but you can damn well make up some crude accusative story just to make your lame self feel better about it. Gotcha.
Yesterday they posted on CNN that he wasn't the prime suspect and that they had 3 others detained. Also he thinks the cops are going to kill him, http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/18/world/americas/belize-mcafee-killing/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
yeah, class warfare.
And you berate the losing side for starting to notice and complain after 40 years.
Stay classy, job creator.
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If he wanted the protection of the Bill of Rights, he should have stayed in American. But since he was dodging a law suit in a 3rd world country, what did he expect?
That might be a good reason to live in a decent country instead of fleeing to some hell hole to cook drugs and nail jailbait.
I don't want to pre-judge this. But it is hard not to think of Hans Reiser.
You might wonder why someone with so much money would live so far from town down such a difficult road. Rounding a sandy curve it quickly became obvious: the staggering beauty of the Belize Barrier Reef coast.
McAfee's view is worth a fortune. An endless stretch of blue sky overhangs an ocean of pastel greens and blues framed by coconut palms. Next to a long wooden dock with chairs at its end sits a fast-looking boat with twin outboards.
The day before, I met "Tiffany" here. She claimed to be one of McAfee's girlfriends, one of seven. They all live together, sharing McAfee's houses and fantasies. He's 67. Tiffany says she's 23 and they have been lovers for three years. The girl beside her gives no name and only says she's 19.
Tiffany says she's not seen or heard from McAfee in nearly a week -- not since the neighbor, Greg Faull, was discovered dead and McAfee went into hiding.
Now a day later the 23-year-old had vanished too.
Half a dozen dogs lie sorry-looking or listless in the yard -- thin, hungry and thirsty. They're lucky to be alive.
Dogs just might be the key to this mystery.
Officials say their barking and aggressive behavior was a frequent source of friction between McAfee and Faull, a 52-year-old contractor who retired to Belize from Florida and lived next door.
On November 9, McAfee told police someone poisoned four of his dogs. Tiffany said to put them out of their misery he shot each one in the head and buried them.
Then two days later someone shot Faull in the head in his own living room. A 9mm shell was found on the second step on the first floor, and Faull was found dead on the second floor.
And McAfee had vanished.
This almost daily "catch me if you can" game is wearing thin on investigators. The longer it all goes on, the more suspicious police become.
So five days ago they dug up his dogs. I found the partially exposed graves next to a trash pit in the back behind his priceless ocean view. The flies led me there. I asked a caretaker if he was here when the police came for them. "Yes" he said, then added another tick up the strange-o-meter by revealing, "They cut off their heads."
Since only the heads had bullets, the investigators put the rest of the remains back in the holes, then hurriedly and poorly recovered them.
A source close to the investigation said authorities probably want to see if the slugs in the dogs match the one in Faull.
A bizarre visit to John McAfee's pleasure palace in Belize
Anyone else reminded of Phil Katz?
...is it 2 girls for your one tub?
although the Belize police do want to question him.
If it weren't for deadlines, nothing would be late.
So the guy wasn't on drugs when he ATE that other guy's face off?
well, that's a relief.
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...the majority of slashdotters would dismiss a real-time exposure of ruthless corruption simply because the reporter is a bigger technology celebrity than they are.
Have you RTFA? He's up-front about his relationship with the girl, goes out of his way to provide sufficient context & background re: the government's past corruption and demonstrates a willingness to assist in (or do I mean lead) the murder investigation so long as that investigation continues.
The dodgiest evidence points to wrongdoing on the part of Belize authorities. Have they thrown any charges yet that have stuck? For that matter, have any of the charges been related to the murder? No!
We are witnessing the Federal Cover Your Ass Program of Belize.
And here I thought she was only 7! It's so easy to trick old people.
Sorry, but gray text on gray background is making my eyes bleed.
It seems like some people in this thread have a really weird image of Belize.
It's a former British colony with a decent economy, functioning parliamentary democracy and British style independent judiciary. It is not a 'third-world hellhole' into whose prisons one disappears and never returns. It has issues with drug-related gang violence and corruption, but then so do other developed countries with independent judiciaries, like for instance _Britain_. And the U.S.
It's not like it takes long to look it up, sheesh. Half the stuff about how sketchy Belize is came from McAfee in the first damn place.
Hello,
I am a former employee of Dr. John McAfee here, and would like to see if I can clear up some of the misperceptions about him that have arisen in this thread.
John took a leave of absence from McAfee Associates in 1993 for health reasons, which became permanent in 1994, and he divested himself of interest in the company as quickly as he could (i.e., subject to stock lockouts and the like). At the time he left, McAfee Associates had DOS, Novell, OS/2 and Windows 3.1 products. He certainly had nothing to do with the design or development of McAfee Associates' products after that. As a matter of fact, if it just says "McAfee" on it (sans "Associates"), it's pretty much a given that he was not involved with it.
I first met John when I was in high school, and started working for him after I graduated. One of the first things he did after employing me was read me the riot act regarding drugs and alcohol. At the time, he had been sober for just under a decade (eight or nine years, I think), but prior to that told me about how he had abused all sorts of substances, and as a result he had never done a single thing in his life that was worthwhile before quitting. I took John's advice to heart and have avoided these all my life.
While John was running McAfee Associates, we had a strict no alcohol/no drugs policy, and there was no drinking allowed at the company, at company events or even just going out for a meal. Showing up drunk, stoned or otherwise impaired would be a great way to get yourself fired.
In Belize, John started up several business ventures, one of which was looking at bacterial quorum sensing as an antibiotic. That fell through, and he changed focus to topical antiseptic compounds. He had reporters coming through all the time, as well as people, I believe, from the national hospital and university, so it should have been readily apparent to those who were knowledgeable in such matters that he was doing bio-pharmaceutical prospecting and not running a meth lab.
That said, it is particularly understandable how law enforcement would feel about a rich expat coming to their company and setting up a research lab. It probably looked like a cleaner, better-equipped version of the drug labs they were used to raiding. If the police had talked to the health officials, they could probably have arranged for regular inspections.
John has had continuous run-in's with politicians in Belize over the years, which you can read about over in his blog or elsewhere in the news. Without getting into the details of how Belize operates, it is apparent he believes that country's politicians are corrupt and is fearful for his life as a consequence. Just looking at the responses from the police and politicians there, it seems they are doing little to allay his fears. Calling him names is not going to help, nor is not addressing his claims of corruption or claims that they are holding his former employees hostage.
A lot of the conversations I have seen revolve around calling John McAfee crazy, paranoid, bonkers and so forth. But consider this: Each time he says something outlandish about where he his hiding, how he is monitoring things, et cetera, he causes law enforcement to expend efforts to find him. In a sense, it is kind of a war of attrition against them. In that context, this is not crazy at all, but rather very sensible and practical behavior in light of current circumstances.
Anyhow, I hope that puts things into context about the man behind the name.
Regards,
Aryeh Goretsky
Dexter is a good dog.
running for your life and you assholes are making fun of this? shaking my head and disgusted right now.
First there was the world. Then there was the new world which included north and south America. Then Europeans started trying to classify countries in Africa and Asia and came up with the term "third world". As a former British colony Belize is definitely New World.
Ultranova who do you think pays for those services? The government is not GIVING anything to anybody. Individuals pay for those services through their taxes and the taxes on companies which they own. In the end the individual pays for everything. This notion that somehow government is the solution to everything is based on the fallacy that governments have unlimited funds. In reality governments kill more jobs than they create.
Please don't do that shit here. You seem pretty OK for an AC, otherwise, and it'd really suck if we had to hunt you down and kill you, slowsly and horribly.
If I was a multimillionaire (as he almost certainly is), and my liberty was at such a severe risk, I wouldn't be offering piddling amounts like this to get to the bottom of the problem. Sure, in Belize it's probably the equivalent of 10 years' pay for the average worker, but is that all he thinks his credibility and freedom are worth ?
A millionaire geek from Belize
O.D.ed on a diet of sleaze
He murdered his neighbor
Then booked for Jamaicer
Now he's lost in the Caribbean Sea
Saultxy in SilVal ...
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P.s.: All jingles aside, fubar McAfee is up s..t creek without a rudder
The Revolution won't be televised! .. but The Apocalypse will!