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Now Kellogg's will be able to get their hands on this technology. Imagine a future where there is a Tony the Tiger on every street corner peddeling Frosted Flakes. (There GGggggreat!) What a scary future indeed...
An interesting point. Sony did it with PS2, why couldn't Nintendo? It will be interesting to see if the Ncube has backward compatibility with the controllers. Although, it would be more interesting to see if the Ncube was backward compatible with the games (again, like Playstation 2), but we all know that's not going to happen.
The controller looks VERY uncomfortable. What was wrong with the old N64 one? The bottom trigger design was great. I could have done without the silly yellow arrow buttons on the right side though, but that controller was the best so far...
Go here for information on the USS Scorpion. Although it was never confirmed on the exact cause of it's destruction, the theory is that a torpedo test is what sank it. After the Scorion, I believe, all US torpedos were fitted with 180 degree kill switches to prevent accidents like this. Could it be possible that during a missle test on the Kursk, the weapon went active and looked for the first availible target (finding the same ship that launched it)? Sounds plausible to me and this would probably explain what took them so damn long to ask for assistance on rescuing the crew. Whatever the case, a tragedy indeed...
I remember not being allowed to watch this as a kid. My parents forbid me to watch it due to it's adult content. Now that I am older, it is completely obvious that there fears where not in the adult content of Superfuzz and being exposed to that at that young age, but that I would have been made dumber by the experience. Now if I could only shake off the damage that Ice Pirates did....
This may be a bit off topic, but here are the film, TV and documentary credits for the legendary Troy McClure.
Too bad Phil Hartman isn't around anymore, it would have been great if he was in this movie.
Movies
"Cry Yuma"
"Here Comes the Coast Guard"
"Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
"The Revenge of Abraham Lincoln"
"The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
"Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
"Gladys The Groovy Mule"
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die"
"Dial M for Murderousness"
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
"'P' is for Psycho"
"The President's Neck is Missing!"
"The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
"Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
"Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
"Muppets Go Medieval" (1977 - with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets)
"The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
"They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
"Meet Joe Blow"
"Give My Remains to Broadway"
"The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
"Leper in the Backfield"
"Make-Out King of Montana"
"The Electric Gigolo"
"The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" (also director)
"David Vs. Super-Goliath" (Bible epic)
"Suddenly Last Supper" (Bible epic)
"Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"
"The Itchy & Scratchy Movie"
"Jagged Attraction"
"Look Who's Still Oinking"
"Three Men And A Nuke"
"Ten Was Too Many"
"The Computer Wore Puka Shells"
"The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"
"The Mediocre Journey"
"A Fish Taco Called Juanita" (with Cheech Marin)
"Human Fondue - Surviving the Wisconsin Dell's Cheese Factory Explosion"
"All the President's Monkeys"
"Android Beach Party"
"Back to the Sequel"
"Butter -- The Motion Picture"
"The Cougar and the Polka King"
"Cut it Out -- The Wacky Adventures of Jack the Ripper"
"Dracula's Disco-Studio Fifty Gore"
"Driving Mr. T"
"Three Dames And a Dam" (1978 - with Nancy Sinatra)
"Saturnforce 3000"
"Calling All Lumberjacks"
"The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
"Radioactive Man III: Oh God, Not Again"
"The Pulverizer"
"Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel"
"Sleepless in Shelbyville"
"The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"
"Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
"Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
"A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the world's unluckiest dentist)
"Swing, Swang, Swung"
"Three Men and a Bunsen Burner"
"Wake Up, Finnegan" TV Series
"Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory"
"Buck Henderson, Union Buster"
"Handel With Kare"
"Son of Sanford and Son" (spinoff)
"After Mannix" (spinoff)
"Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine"
"Barnum - The Animated Series"
"The Adventures of Achilles" (with Hena, Democratically Elected Princess) TV Specials
Miss American Girl Pageant (host)
"Carnival of the Stars" (host)
"Alien Nose Job" (Fox Network Special)
"Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show" (Fox Network Special)
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (host)
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase" (host)
"Troy McClure's Aloha from Louie's House of Shaved Ice" (Live Via Satellite!) Musicals
"Stop the Planet of the Apes: I Want To Get Off!"
"Trucks" (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky fire engine) Cartoons
"Christmas Ape"
"Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp" Educational films and the like
"The World Without Zinc"
"Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
"Uh-Oh! Here Comes The Metric System"
"Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
"60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"
"Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"
"The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
Pepsi Presents Fractions
Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom"
"Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"
"Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
"Shoplifters BEWARE"
"Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds"
"Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness"
"Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
"Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
"Regional Geographic Presents: Birds - Our Fine Feathered Colleagues" (nature film)
"Earwigs: Ewwww" (nature film)
"Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory" (nature film)
Yeah, and not only knighted, but a jedi knight as well. Lucky bastard.... I bet he'll get away with it too even if there are meddling kids involved. Clever...
I guess from these experiments we can expect new strains of Thing Virus, Invisible Virus, Virus Torch Virus and Mr. Fantastic Virus. All of which will be collectlivly know as the "Fantastic 4 Strain" of virii.
These people should study the works of Jack Kirby and Stan Lee before it's too late!
Duh... Micro$oft has a weird habit of helping out smaller companies on a project, then releasing a similar product as competition. Then, markets the living hell out of it and takes over the market that the project/product is in. With that in mind, consider the following:
M$ helps Sega with the operating system (a version of Windows CE). Then, decides to jump into the console market.
Hmmm... Smells like monopolization to me. Why the heck would they not develop emulators for PSX/PS2/N64/Dolphin? If you had the emulators, why buy the hardware from Sony, Sega or Nintendo? Sounds like the next logical step in controling the console market to me...
I hear you. I mean, what's next? Windowtology? If so, who's going to be their spokesperson? Scientology has John Travolta. I think the spokesperson for Windowtology should be that Jesse Camp guy who was on MTV a while back. That would make perfect sense....
Taken straight from Micro$oft's Freedom to Innovate site:
Voices from the FIN: "I fully intend to e-mail my representatives, and I hope they realize the important impact that Microsoft has had on the computing industry alone, and ALL the other industries as well." From a FIN site visitor.
I think this proves the koolaid + cyanide comment. Man, it's a creepy world we live in....
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Now Kellogg's will be able to get their hands on this technology. Imagine a future where there is a Tony the Tiger on every street corner peddeling Frosted Flakes. (There GGggggreat!) What a scary future indeed...
An interesting point. Sony did it with PS2, why couldn't Nintendo? It will be interesting to see if the Ncube has backward compatibility with the controllers. Although, it would be more interesting to see if the Ncube was backward compatible with the games (again, like Playstation 2), but we all know that's not going to happen.
Think of it this way: with the old controller, you can play Goldeneye with one hand.
Upon futher inspection of this picture I realized something. Nintendo is releasing a revolutionary concept in gaming: foot controllers.
How excited were you all to see this screenshot? I think that the return of Metroid is the only thing that would make me want to get this system.
The controller looks VERY uncomfortable. What was wrong with the old N64 one? The bottom trigger design was great. I could have done without the silly yellow arrow buttons on the right side though, but that controller was the best so far...
Go here for information on the USS Scorpion. Although it was never confirmed on the exact cause of it's destruction, the theory is that a torpedo test is what sank it. After the Scorion, I believe, all US torpedos were fitted with 180 degree kill switches to prevent accidents like this. Could it be possible that during a missle test on the Kursk, the weapon went active and looked for the first availible target (finding the same ship that launched it)? Sounds plausible to me and this would probably explain what took them so damn long to ask for assistance on rescuing the crew. Whatever the case, a tragedy indeed...
I remember not being allowed to watch this as a kid. My parents forbid me to watch it due to it's adult content. Now that I am older, it is completely obvious that there fears where not in the adult content of Superfuzz and being exposed to that at that young age, but that I would have been made dumber by the experience. Now if I could only shake off the damage that Ice Pirates did....
I know. I realized that after the fact. Sorry... :)
I missed a couple under the educational section:
"Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness" "Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production) "Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll" "Regional Geographic Presents: Birds - Our Fine Feathered Colleagues" (nature film) "Earwigs: Ewwww" (nature film) "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory" (nature film)
This may be a bit off topic, but here are the film, TV and documentary credits for the legendary Troy McClure. Too bad Phil Hartman isn't around anymore, it would have been great if he was in this movie.
Movies "Cry Yuma" "Here Comes the Coast Guard" "Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro) "The Revenge of Abraham Lincoln" "The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West" "Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro) "Gladys The Groovy Mule" "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" "Dial M for Murderousness" "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" "'P' is for Psycho" "The President's Neck is Missing!" "The Boatjacking of Supership 79" "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms" "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out" "Muppets Go Medieval" (1977 - with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets) "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed" "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall" "Meet Joe Blow" "Give My Remains to Broadway" "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud" "Leper in the Backfield" "Make-Out King of Montana" "The Electric Gigolo" "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" (also director) "David Vs. Super-Goliath" (Bible epic) "Suddenly Last Supper" (Bible epic) "Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant" "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" "Jagged Attraction" "Look Who's Still Oinking" "Three Men And A Nuke" "Ten Was Too Many" "The Computer Wore Puka Shells" "The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks" "The Mediocre Journey" "A Fish Taco Called Juanita" (with Cheech Marin) "Human Fondue - Surviving the Wisconsin Dell's Cheese Factory Explosion" "All the President's Monkeys" "Android Beach Party" "Back to the Sequel" "Butter -- The Motion Picture" "The Cougar and the Polka King" "Cut it Out -- The Wacky Adventures of Jack the Ripper" "Dracula's Disco-Studio Fifty Gore" "Driving Mr. T" "Three Dames And a Dam" (1978 - with Nancy Sinatra) "Saturnforce 3000" "Calling All Lumberjacks" "The Day Paul Bunyan Cried" "Radioactive Man III: Oh God, Not Again" "The Pulverizer" "Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel" "Sleepless in Shelbyville" "The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating" "Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee" "Eenie Meeni Miney, Die" "A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the world's unluckiest dentist) "Swing, Swang, Swung" "Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" "Wake Up, Finnegan"
TV Series "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory" "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" "Handel With Kare" "Son of Sanford and Son" (spinoff) "After Mannix" (spinoff) "Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine" "Barnum - The Animated Series" "The Adventures of Achilles" (with Hena, Democratically Elected Princess)
TV Specials Miss American Girl Pageant (host) "Carnival of the Stars" (host) "Alien Nose Job" (Fox Network Special) "Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show" (Fox Network Special) "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (host) "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase" (host) "Troy McClure's Aloha from Louie's House of Shaved Ice" (Live Via Satellite!)
Musicals "Stop the Planet of the Apes: I Want To Get Off!" "Trucks" (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky fire engine)
Cartoons "Christmas Ape" "Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp"
Educational films and the like "The World Without Zinc" "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What" "Uh-Oh! Here Comes The Metric System" "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly" "60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims" "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot" Pepsi Presents Fractions Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom" "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer" "Shoplifters BEWARE" "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds" "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness" "Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production) "Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll" "Regional Geographic Presents: Birds - Our Fine Feathered Colleagues" (nature film) "Earwigs: Ewwww" (nature film) "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory" (nature film)
I give it ten years before you see this tattooed on that damn penguin's forehead. Oh, brother that's scary...
Yeah, and not only knighted, but a jedi knight as well. Lucky bastard.... I bet he'll get away with it too even if there are meddling kids involved. Clever...
...but how do you explain how they got into/onto the meteorite?
With an E-ticket of course. All they needed was some form of ID... My question is, where did they get the ID?
There is no need to have cosmic radioactive bacteria. That would indeed be a scary world to live in...
You can read my original warning on this here.
>I hadn't realized that Nvidia was responsible for hypothermia. Wow, they're more powerful than I previously thought.
Wow... I think you are on to something... If NVidia is responsible for hypothermia, just think how fast you could overclock their chips...
No, he just moderated up his own comments to give himself more karma points...
I guess from these experiments we can expect new strains of Thing Virus, Invisible Virus, Virus Torch Virus and Mr. Fantastic Virus. All of which will be collectlivly know as the "Fantastic 4 Strain" of virii.
These people should study the works of Jack Kirby and Stan Lee before it's too late!
Q: What do you call a deadhead that breaks up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless...
Yeah, that covers most typical slashdot responses. But you forgot four of them:
11) pour hot grits on [Insert place here]
12) fp
13) penis bird
and drum roll please....
14) Natalie Portman!
Bah...
How much do you want to bet that Archimedes' last words were "Wazzzzzuuuup"? I knew that Budweiser ripped that off from somewhere...
Duh... Micro$oft has a weird habit of helping out smaller companies on a project, then releasing a similar product as competition. Then, markets the living hell out of it and takes over the market that the project/product is in. With that in mind, consider the following:
M$ helps Sega with the operating system (a version of Windows CE). Then, decides to jump into the console market.
Hmmm... Smells like monopolization to me. Why the heck would they not develop emulators for PSX/PS2/N64/Dolphin? If you had the emulators, why buy the hardware from Sony, Sega or Nintendo? Sounds like the next logical step in controling the console market to me...
The "Grass" in grass roots really is refuring to the stuff they are smoking if they really believe that they could fool us with that one....
I hear you. I mean, what's next? Windowtology? If so, who's going to be their spokesperson? Scientology has John Travolta. I think the spokesperson for Windowtology should be that Jesse Camp guy who was on MTV a while back. That would make perfect sense....
Taken straight from Micro$oft's Freedom to Innovate site:
Voices from the FIN: "I fully intend to e-mail my representatives, and I hope they realize the important impact that Microsoft has had on the computing industry alone, and ALL the other industries as well." From a FIN site visitor.
I think this proves the koolaid + cyanide comment. Man, it's a creepy world we live in....