Sure, the techie community isn't very big in Tijuanna and you can't walk down the street at night without worrying that you'll get your neck slashed. But, booze is cheap and you can "buy" your way out of almost any leagle infraction.
Did I miss something, or did Lucas just slip up?:)
I know what this means! Want to bet me on Lucas shooting "A Very Special Jar Jar Christmas" straight for DVD? I'll give you 10 to 1 odds... But, to be quite honest with you... I hope I lose that bet. That's the stuff of nightmares.
Yeah, and Bill Gates was once quoted as saying that a 500MB hard drive would be enough for anybody as well. Microsoft Office 2000 alone takes up that much space now. As hardware gets faster, software makers will develop programs that will utilize that speed...
This was only a joke. I can understand an artist doing whatever he or she can do to protect their art, no matter what form of medium it is in. But, I also believe that making mp3 files are the equivilent of making mix tapes on cassette.
Those were cool too. I sometimes miss the days when Mortal Kombat was the coolest thing you had ever seen and the words "Raiden Wins....Fatality" was in your daily slang.
HaHa. No, the really sad thing is that if you knew about this easter egg and tried to get to 200 games in a row. Do you have any idea how long that takes? Oh... Wait. I guess you do...haha
My favorite easter egg was in the home version of Mortal Kombat 2. If you played 200 games in a row in two player, you and a friend would get to play a round of Pong.
The easiest way to fix a cracked machine is first throw away it's pipe. Next, hide its money. Then, make sure it can never get to it's dealer by any means necessary. Finally, send it to detox.
Yes, It's kind of silly to believe that an assumed superior beings would be brought down by a computer virus. You would think that they would be more intelligent not to use Outlook. Dumb bastards.
Yeah, we are all happy that this giant bastard called Micro$oft is getting a spanking from the governtment. But is this really a solution? Do you really believe that the applications company is going to develop Office products for Linux? Or do you think that Windows 2000 service pack 23 is going to include advertising for Star Office or Lotus? I say fat chance to that...
This article failed to mention that the consoles are entering the online gaming (uh...) game as well. With the next generation of 128 bit systems there will be online rpg's, puzzlers, and FPS (Half Life, Quake 3 and Unreal) there will be a flood of online gamers logging on from thier favorite consoles. I hate to say this but, console gaming seems more mainstream then computer gaming. A $200 dollar console sounds a hell of alot more attractive to a teen gamer then a $1500 pc. I still dont think that online gaming will replace other forms of entertainment, though.
I think that online gaming is definatly a healthy output. It gives people the chance to use there stinking minds for a change instead of just vegging out in front of a TV. It's alot more fun to feel like you are apart of your favorite TV show then just watching it. Will it become a dominate form of entertainment? Probably not... Will advertisers shift and spend a greater part of their budget to someway advertise on online gaming sites? Absolutly.
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Now they need to start working on a 50 foot Daryl Hannah. For the love of all things holy, I sure hope so.... heh heh.
Sure, the techie community isn't very big in Tijuanna and you can't walk down the street at night without worrying that you'll get your neck slashed. But, booze is cheap and you can "buy" your way out of almost any leagle infraction.
Heh, heh...
Did I miss something, or did Lucas just slip up? :)
I know what this means! Want to bet me on Lucas shooting "A Very Special Jar Jar Christmas" straight for DVD? I'll give you 10 to 1 odds... But, to be quite honest with you... I hope I lose that bet. That's the stuff of nightmares.
That ougth to be enough for anybody ...
Yeah, and Bill Gates was once quoted as saying that a 500MB hard drive would be enough for anybody as well. Microsoft Office 2000 alone takes up that much space now. As hardware gets faster, software makers will develop programs that will utilize that speed...
A geneticly engineered five assed Bill Gates?
Just think of all the crap that would come from Micro$oft then....
Either way, I think I would rather just go with a lego urinal complete with lego mint scented urinal cake.
This was only a joke. I can understand an artist doing whatever he or she can do to protect their art, no matter what form of medium it is in. But, I also believe that making mp3 files are the equivilent of making mix tapes on cassette.
It's nice to know that someone still has a sense of humor on slashdot. Even if it wasn't really a funny joke. Thanks.
A full size, funtical lego toliet..."
Yeah, that would be funny, but think if you sat on it too long. Ouch. You would have about a thousand little red circles on yout butt.
Oops.
Napster go bye-bye
because Metallica has
penis jelousy
Hahaha...
Those were cool too. I sometimes miss the days when Mortal Kombat was the coolest thing you had ever seen and the words "Raiden Wins....Fatality" was in your daily slang.
HaHa. No, the really sad thing is that if you knew about this easter egg and tried to get to 200 games in a row. Do you have any idea how long that takes? Oh... Wait. I guess you do...haha
My favorite easter egg was in the home version of Mortal Kombat 2. If you played 200 games in a row in two player, you and a friend would get to play a round of Pong.
The easiest way to fix a cracked machine is first throw away it's pipe. Next, hide its money. Then, make sure it can never get to it's dealer by any means necessary. Finally, send it to detox.
Just say no to computers on crack....
Yes, It's kind of silly to believe that an assumed superior beings would be brought down by a computer virus. You would think that they would be more intelligent not to use Outlook. Dumb bastards.
Or maybe this: "Whoa... I still know Kung Fu..., Dude..."
But it made me look forward to hearing Keanu Reeves say "Whoa..." again in Matrix 2.
How about from now on we agree to call more then one virus as "Bob".
Just think of it:
My computer crashed because of Bob.
My network is down because someone spread Bob all over the server.
Damn, Symantech just doesn't know how to cure Bob anymore...
That silly end user just keeps on activating Bob. He needs a lesson on preventing Bob.
What do you think?
"Tommorrow is either going to be pretty cool or a nanotechnological wasteland!"
With all this talk about the correct spelling for the plural of virus I thought I would play along.
You spelled tomorrow wrong.
NEENER NEENER NEEEENER!
I know this is flamebait, I just couldn't resist.... Tee Hee...
How about the 2 new companies be named Micro-dee and Micro-dum? Sounds good to me....
And Internet Explorer would still be called Web Crawler....
Yeah, we are all happy that this giant bastard called Micro$oft is getting a spanking from the governtment. But is this really a solution? Do you really believe that the applications company is going to develop Office products for Linux? Or do you think that Windows 2000 service pack 23 is going to include advertising for Star Office or Lotus? I say fat chance to that...
This article failed to mention that the consoles are entering the online gaming (uh...) game as well. With the next generation of 128 bit systems there will be online rpg's, puzzlers, and FPS (Half Life, Quake 3 and Unreal) there will be a flood of online gamers logging on from thier favorite consoles. I hate to say this but, console gaming seems more mainstream then computer gaming. A $200 dollar console sounds a hell of alot more attractive to a teen gamer then a $1500 pc. I still dont think that online gaming will replace other forms of entertainment, though.
I think that online gaming is definatly a healthy output. It gives people the chance to use there stinking minds for a change instead of just vegging out in front of a TV. It's alot more fun to feel like you are apart of your favorite TV show then just watching it. Will it become a dominate form of entertainment? Probably not... Will advertisers shift and spend a greater part of their budget to someway advertise on online gaming sites? Absolutly.