I CAN WRITEZ ANY UTILZ FOR LINSUX BUT I USUALLY WRITE MOUSE DRIVERZ FOR WINDOWS IN QBASIC BECAUSE IT IS FASTER. QBASIC IS A 1337 H4X0R LANGUAGE AND IS FAST BECAUSE IT IS NATIVE. NATIVE MENAS THAT IT RUNS DIRECTLY WITH WINDOWZ,. L INSUX AND OTHERZ DON'T DO THIS AND SO THEY ARE SLOOOOWW.
PS IF YOU NEED HELP WITH WRITING WHEEL MOUSE DRIVERS PLEASE EMAIL ME BECAUSE I AM A KEWL H4XOR!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!
U ARE RITE THAT M$ SHOULDNT BREAK UP BECUZ THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN MAKE FAST PROGRAMZ. YOU SEE, WINDOWS HAS A PROGRAMZ LANGUAGE CALLED QBASIC. THIS IS WHAT ME AND OTHER 1337 H4X0RZ USE TO CODE 31337 H4CKZ AND 3XPL0I7TZ. IT IS BETTER THAN LINSUX AND MACS AND BSDZ BECUZ QBASIC IS NATIVE TO WINBLOZEW(IT RUNS LIKE WINDOBLOZE CODE--LINSUZ AND OTHER STUFF DON'T HAVE THIS!!)!!!!!!
And may I suggest we replace 133T spelling of Windows as "windoze" by the suggestion of the poster of this insightful message? (not even going to bother to look up the codes for those funny symbols?).
Quite obviously you didn't read my previous post as carefully as you should have. It was my suggestion to replace "Windows" with "WINBLOZEW" (note the caps).
By the by, the code for the first funny symbol "æ" is 230; the second funny symbol "ß" is 223. Good day to you all.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT DINOSAURS WERE COLD BLOODED BCAUSE IN JURASSIC PARK THEY WERE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET IN THE SUN TO WARM UP. MY FRIEND WROTE A DINOSAUR SIMULATION PROGRAMZ IN QBASIC AND IT SHOWED THEY THAT WERE BETTER COLD BLOOD THAN WARM. SCIENTISTS WEREN'T ABLE TO MAKE GOOD DINOSIMS LIKE MY FRIEND BECAUSE THEY WERENT USING 1337 H4X0R PROGRAMZ LIKE QBASIC. YOU SEE, QBASIC IS WHAT'S CALLED A NATIVE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE WHICH MEANS IT RUNS FAST AND SHIT. LINSUX AND MAC DON'T HAVE NATIVE PROGRAMZ SO THEY SUX!!!!!!!
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I CAN WRITEZ ANY UTILZ FOR LINSUX BUT I USUALLY WRITE MOUSE DRIVERZ FOR WINDOWS IN QBASIC BECAUSE IT IS FASTER. QBASIC IS A 1337 H4X0R LANGUAGE AND IS FAST BECAUSE IT IS NATIVE. NATIVE MENAS THAT IT RUNS DIRECTLY WITH WINDOWZ,. L INSUX AND OTHERZ DON'T DO THIS AND SO THEY ARE SLOOOOWW.
PS IF YOU NEED HELP WITH WRITING WHEEL MOUSE DRIVERS PLEASE EMAIL ME BECAUSE I AM A KEWL H4XOR!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!
U ARE RITE THAT M$ SHOULDNT BREAK UP BECUZ THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN MAKE FAST PROGRAMZ. YOU SEE, WINDOWS HAS A PROGRAMZ LANGUAGE CALLED QBASIC. THIS IS WHAT ME AND OTHER 1337 H4X0RZ USE TO CODE 31337 H4CKZ AND 3XPL0I7TZ. IT IS BETTER THAN LINSUX AND MACS AND BSDZ BECUZ QBASIC IS NATIVE TO WINBLOZEW(IT RUNS LIKE WINDOBLOZE CODE--LINSUZ AND OTHER STUFF DON'T HAVE THIS!!)!!!!!!
for the love of god I hope your a troll....
Good guess.
And may I suggest we replace 133T spelling of Windows as "windoze" by the suggestion of the poster of this insightful message? (not even going to bother to look up the codes for those funny symbols?).
Quite obviously you didn't read my previous post as carefully as you should have. It was my suggestion to replace "Windows" with "WINBLOZEW" (note the caps).
By the by, the code for the first funny symbol "æ" is 230; the second funny symbol "ß" is 223. Good day to you all.
I think you're right--I definiately am an asshole.
But what did you expect out of somebody with a nick like flæmeßator?
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT DINOSAURS WERE COLD BLOODED BCAUSE IN JURASSIC PARK THEY WERE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET IN THE SUN TO WARM UP. MY FRIEND WROTE A DINOSAUR SIMULATION PROGRAMZ IN QBASIC AND IT SHOWED THEY THAT WERE BETTER COLD BLOOD THAN WARM. SCIENTISTS WEREN'T ABLE TO MAKE GOOD DINOSIMS LIKE MY FRIEND BECAUSE THEY WERENT USING 1337 H4X0R PROGRAMZ LIKE QBASIC. YOU SEE, QBASIC IS WHAT'S CALLED A NATIVE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE WHICH MEANS IT RUNS FAST AND SHIT. LINSUX AND MAC DON'T HAVE NATIVE PROGRAMZ SO THEY SUX!!!!!!!
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT MANUALS ARE DEAD BECAUSE YESTERDAY MY FRIEND AND I WERE AT HIS HOUSE WRITING THIS 1337 H3X0R PROGRAMZ TO GIVE SERIALZ CODEZ FOR UTILZ LIKE WINZIP AND HOTDOG AND OTHER KEWL PROGZ, AND WE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT QBASIC CODE TO USE AND WE WENT TO THIS SITE AND IT WAS REALLY GOOOD, EVEN BETTER THAN MY FRIENDZ QBASIC4DUMMIES BOOKS. I THINK THATZ WHAT SEPERATES THE 31337 H4X0RZ FOR THE KIDDIEZ--THEY KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE T0P 53CR37 1NF0RM4710NZ!!!!!!