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  1. Re:Correction needed... on MIT And HP Announce Joint Quantum Computer Project · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, that still doesn't make sense. Perhaps, "While the classical byte can store any number between 0 and 255 using all of its eight bits"?


  2. Re:$1200 is everything but cheap on $1200 Cheap! · · Score: 1

    Way to have absolutely no sense of humor and miss the joke.

  3. Cmdr you wussie on Welcome to Slashdot 2.2 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Its past midnight and I've been going for 16 hours today.

    This has to be a typo, right? I pretty much do this every single day of my life, as do most of the people here. ( Except for the college students, who stay up past 4am and have been going for 36 hours.) Or maybe you've been working for 16 hours, which while it probably isn't an everyday occurance for most of us, isn't exactly uncommon either.

    Complaining about 16 hours or work isn't going to impress anyone. Re-read some of JWZ's stories to recalibrate your "that was lots of work" meter.

    P.S. Don't get me wrong, I do like the new features a bunch. Rock on.

  4. Re:lameness filters on Welcome to Slashdot 2.2 · · Score: 2

    I agree; I've been hit with lameness filters on several posts, and I think no reasonable human would have agreed with the filter. I'm hoping that the slashdot crew occasionally views what the filters are culling, and perhaps make adjustments in the future. ( I would not like the feature to go away, but I do think it's overly draconian right now. There is a happy medium, but it will take constant adjustment to reach it.)


  5. Did you mean "bizarre?" on Computer/Tech Flea Markets? · · Score: 1

    from the the-bazaar-for-the-bazaar dept.

    I'm pretty sure that was an attempt at a joke, but if it was, it should have been "the bazaar-for-the-bizarre". Timmy!

    And hey, since I'm ranting: Why is a question about local events being propelled into worldwide distribution? I mean, I guess if I ever need to travel 2000 miles to DC to pick up used computer junk, I'll be set. Timmy!

    Feel free to mod me down: I accept that as a consequence of being off-topic. But since the topic is lame, I'm off-lame, which is probably the same as cool. I can live with that. Timmy!

  6. $33 to be the best? Hell yeah (you 1.33Ghz losers) on Are High-End CPUs Worth The Money? · · Score: 5, Funny

    If your decision is between a 1.33Ghz athlon and and 1.4Ghz athlon, and the price difference is only $33, then of course it's worth it to get the 1.4Ghz! Otherwise, every time your friends use the system and say, "Wow, that's really fast! What is it, a 1.4Ghz?" you have to bow your head in shame and say, "No...it's a 1.33Ghz." You might as well throw Windows ME on it! When you're getting the hot rod of systems, it's not about bean-counting, it's about style.

  7. I'm coming out: I watch Andromeda on Best Sci Fi Currently On Television? · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a science fiction snob, I should never ever watch this show, let alone admit it, but the only episodic television show I watch is Andromeda. Even worse, it's pretty much just because Lexa Doig is so hot. (For those who don't know, she plays the avatar of a massively powerful warship, so she's not even playing someone real, and yet that's part of the appeal. Psychoanalyze me now!)

    I'm going to science fiction hell for sure.

    For non-episodic science fiction shorts, I try to check out Exposure . It's a mixed bag, but usually has something worth watching every show.

  8. Funniest movie of the summer: MADE on Review: Rush Hour 2 · · Score: 2

    So it's not a huge movie, and you're going to have to go to your local art-house theater to see it, but the funniest movie of the summer is "MADE". I know, I know, that's not saying much this summer, but any movie that has Dustin Diamond in a cameo playing himself has already achieved something awesome. The movie has some flaws (Vince Vaughn's "annoying guy" act gets, well, annoying) but overall it's better than any of the big movies at your local googleplex. See it, Katz!

  9. Autorespond with a $250 consulting fee on Code Red Back For More · · Score: 2

    This variant installs a backdoor. Whenever you're attacked, your host should automatically respond by telnetting into the back door, installing the MS IIS patch, and send the sysadmin a $250 'consulting fee' for fixing their server. (This is slightly different than the oft-suggested "why not making a patching worm?")

    Back on a serious note: How long will it be before someone starts suing the owners for letting their computer be a platform for an attack? Not long, I fear. I guess we'll see a huge upsurge in linux and apache installations when that day comes, though.

  10. Re:Improve "reliability" on Windows XP To Block Use Of "Troublesome" Drivers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes, despite what the most vocal MS critics say, NT is quite stable, third party drivers do kill it.

    Here's a fix for this problem: MS requires all vendors (except for itself, of course) to open-source their drivers. THAT would be ironic.

  11. Re:I don't mind them, I just ignore em on Pop Up Advertising Continues to Suck · · Score: 1

    Ok, if they don't pop to the back, that would definitely bump them up in the suck factor.

    But the scantily clad babe thing is a fringe benefit: you can now, in fact, browse any of the soft-core "E!-Network" brand of pseudo-porn and when caught, just claim "It was an X10 popunder ad!"

  12. I don't mind them, I just ignore em on Pop Up Advertising Continues to Suck · · Score: 2

    I'm surprised with how annoyed people are at popunder ads. I find it quite easy to ignore them. (And I don't even use Junkbuster or Mozilla's blocking feature; I just don't read 'em.)

    To me, the ads are less annoying than the busy, animated, flashing ads I see all over the place, but I managed to train myself to ignore those ads, too. (And hey, look, there's one now at the top of this page, right now!)

    Am I missing something here--why are people having such trouble coping with these things?

  13. Re:Based on what my local library has... on Computer Books For A Library? · · Score: 2

    Ever heard of a concept called donating?

    I suspect that's how they got all those Apple II books in the first place.

    I use the books I own, and if I don't, it's because they're for an obsolete and worthless technology. (Want any MS Dos 3.0 programming books?) Donating them would be a disservice. In the rare case I have a still-useful book I'm no longer using, I give it to one of my younger cousins, which I guess is sort of greedy, but I know he will use it and it won't just sit on a shelf.

    I guess I have a stack of UML books I never use, my cousin has no interest in, and they aren't really obsolete. But once again, donating them to a library seems like a disservice.

  14. Based on what my local library has... on Computer Books For A Library? · · Score: 3

    ...you should get lots of books on the Apple II and programming VGA graphics.

  15. Re:Bill Gates wrote code for the basic on TRS-80 Laptops Still Plugging Along · · Score: 3

    For a long time, I was trying to spread the meme that Gates wrote the banana-throwing monkey QBASIC program that came with MS DOS 5.0 (I think it was 5.0) but not enough people knew what I was talking about for my lie to propagate.

  16. Re:Guess you need a gooder spellchecker on Death To Virus Writers · · Score: 1

    "Oh, it's a joke. I get jokes! Bwahahahahaha!" -- Homer Simpson.

  17. Re:It's not thermal? on Solving the Great Shower Curtain Mystery · · Score: 2

    You, my friend, need to take a cold shower.

    No, really. As the article says, the curtain still sucks inwards during cold showers.

  18. Slashcode needs ispell plugin! (was Re:insite?) on Pentium 4 Under Linux · · Score: 3

    Somebody needs to work on an ispell module for slashcode; in theory it shouldn't be that difficult. Put computers to work for you. Everybody would be happier, and would look smarter to boot!

  19. Windows Media audio should scare you on Lossy Music Formats Compared · · Score: 3

    Why? Well, it's quite good; apparently the billions and billions Microsoft has spent on research has finally resulted in a payoff. And Microsoft has managed to dominate market segments with complete shit products before; now that they actually have something decent, it's going to be difficult to stop them.

  20. Re:Same old Cut 'n Paste argument. But anyway... on Deciphering Windows Product Activation · · Score: 2

    MSFT looses $X Billion to piracy each year

    Sort of a tangential point, but to fill in the $X: According to the SPA, software piracy has saved consumers worldwide over $59.2 billion in the last five years, and $12 billion last year alone. The linked document also details which regions saved the most.

  21. Re:What about power? on Georgia Sues RC5 User For $415,000 · · Score: 2

    I'd be more concerned about the power consumption and decreased hardware lifetimes

    Decreased hardware lifetimes? No such thing from overuse; the processor will be obsolete far before it ever dies. (I've run lots of CPUs 24/7 on lots of distributed projects; never once has a CPU died except when I dragged it to the junk heap.) And if a CPU does die, it was defective in the first place. Processors should not die from use. But perhaps the State of Georgia could go after Intel/Microsoft for obsoleting their equipment, though. ;)

  22. You got attacked on port 25! on On the Definition of a Hostile Network Connection? · · Score: 4

    When they send you email about identd, send email to their ISP complaining about unauthorized use of port 25.

    (You may want to read RFC 821 if you don't get the joke.)

  23. Some of the more entertaining forms of protest on Eco-Terrorism · · Score: 2
  24. Re:Digital convergence? What are you talking about on Hacking DirecTV over TCP/IP using Linux · · Score: 2

    Whats withe the Canadian bashing?

    I said Canadians were "laid back." That's not an insult; in fact, it's almost a compliment. And I jokingly called the poster a hoser. And while I may sound like a kindergartener when I say this, he started it when he said "Here in Canada we have something called 'rights'". Such hubris almost requires a mocking response.

    But then I see that your grammar is well, typical of someone who attended an American public high school.

    Thank goodness you're able to criticize my so-called Canadian bashing (and once again, where did I bash Canada?) , since you're so clearly above American bashing. I still don't know what gross grammatical mistake I made that called for you to insult my entire country. And you're missing a comma.

    satelite,withe,I can sow my flag on a backpack,caffeineated

    I guess my American high-school spelling is substandard, too, since I would have spelled those words differently. (Yeah, I know, spelling flames are lame, but once again I'm going to go with the lame "He started it" excuse. I know I probably made a few spelling mistakes of my own. Damn Slashdot's lack of an "ispell post" button!)

  25. Christmas Island's TLD: ".cx" Really. on Australians to Build Spaceport on Christmas Island · · Score: 1

    If you ever wondered what the .cx in "goatse.cx" stood for, now you know. CX is the TLD for Christmas Island.(The link points to a somewhat broken site, but it gets the point across.)