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  1. Re:Let's stereotype! on Best IT-infrastructure For a Small Company? · · Score: 1
    Woo! Man I sure hit some button of yours!

    I'm not a racist - I hate EVERYONE.

    After all, you wouldn't want me to profile you as a racist due to a single post that seems to indicate you believe that certain people can only be hired for their "stylish" qualities and those "stylish" attributes mean they are not qualified or skilled to perform a job.

    Actually, I believe that.

    Racist? I believe a lot of people in government and NGOs get hired because of their race or their sex. If that makes me a racist in your eyes, then so be it.

  2. Let's have fun! on Best IT-infrastructure For a Small Company? · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    It's an NGO - 20 employees. NGO? Non-Governmental Organization? Some do-gooder type of company?

    They hired this guy based on, let's say, "stylish" reasons and not by his qualifications. Because if he were a real geek, he'd know exactly what, how, and how much off the top of his head. So, let's fuck with him:

    "Dude. You need a Mac Pro server and a 12-Core Mac Pro on every desk AND every one absolutely needs a 64GB WiFi 3GS iPad AND an iPhone. Otherwise, you will FAIL and children will starve!!!"

  3. It could be worse! on The US-Soviet Cyber Cold War · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone else amused that the word "cyber" is still in use?

    At least they didn't say "E-War"!

  4. Dickie George?!? on The US-Soviet Cyber Cold War · · Score: 2, Funny
    Dickie George of the NSA?

    Uh huh. Is his assistant Mike Hunt by any chance?

  5. Re:When will China have their 60's? on US Embassy Categorizes Beijing Air Quality As 'Crazy Bad' · · Score: 1

    The odds of a successful counter cultural movement are a little bit higher in the US, for some odd reason.

    Because their culture values conformity more than individuality and they have a high degree of respect for elders - you wouldn't see them saying "Don't trust anyone over 30!"

  6. Styluses on Nokia Builds a Touchscreen Display Made of Ice · · Score: 1

    I'll be sure to have a glass of Scotch or Bourbon to use as a stylus.

  7. Re:how will people pay for dope, sex, gambling on Estonian Economist Suggests Abandoning Cash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    illegal goods, illegal help, kickbacks, etc. It sounds like this economics professor thinks the answer is, they can't, and therefore all this crime and shady stuff will go away.

    That's where the black market forms and uses:

    1.Another country's currency.

    2. Barter

  8. Re:Sounds great... on Estonian Economist Suggests Abandoning Cash · · Score: 1

    ...Until the power goes out.

    Or when you step into the local titty bar. How are you going to put electronic money in her garter?

  9. Re:Intrusions? on Sculptor Gives a Hint For CIA's Kryptos · · Score: 1

    ... a binder full of claptrap, and they still weren't right.

    Got me through 'B' school.

  10. Re:Hrm on Scalpers Bought Tickets With CAPTCHA-Busting Botnet · · Score: 1
    I never pay scalpers - I don't care how much I like an act.

    Thugs? When I go online to buy tickets from an automated system as opposed to going to a window and buying tickets from a person - that has to be paid - I'm charged a "convenience fee" and other assorted junk fees that make the airlines look like frick'n amateurs. Actually, I'm not charged because I don't click on accept.

    Over the past couple of decades, I've watched ticket prices sky-rocket. A $25 ticket back in the 80s should go for $50 or so inflation adjusted? Nope. They go for well over a hundred. And many of these acts aren't what they used to be, I tell ya. And the new acts? Pffft. The last time I went to a live show, I was very disappointed.

  11. Re:Sadly it took me a while to realize on Bruce Schneier vs. the TSA · · Score: 1

    Your linked article is satire. But I didn't really know if it was satire until I read it through.

    The terrorists have won.

    Yes they have.

    Just wait until they send a little girl with her vagina and rectum packed full of explosives that takes down a plane.

  12. Re:Michael Chertoff needs to be investigated on Bruce Schneier vs. the TSA · · Score: 1
    And you just know that he flies in private jets so none of this horseshit affects him.

    I wonder if Pistole has a nice 7 figure job lined up too?

  13. Re:Searches are a net loss on Bruce Schneier vs. the TSA · · Score: 1

    I was at an interview a while ago and I was asked if I like to travel. I answered honestly and said, "I hate it," and this was before these damn scanners and pat-downs. I was thanked and never heard from them again.

  14. Re:Biggest legal issue, IMO on Bruce Schneier vs. the TSA · · Score: 1

    Possession of child pornography is illegal. Possession of naked images of children is only illegal if those images are pornography.

    Which is at the sole discretion of the police and judge.

  15. Re:"Unsafe" on Bruce Schneier vs. the TSA · · Score: 1

    I just had this discussion with a friend earlier today. The millimeter wave scanners don't even USE x-ray radiation, and the backscatter uses about 1/100ththe radiation of a dental x-ray. I asked my friend if she was going to stop getting dental x-rays, she said no because they only do that once a year. can't really argue with that level of logic.

    Well yeah because radiation exposure is cumulative. You don't see the dentist or the hygienist in the room when they take the x-ray, do you? They're always behind a lead screen. And there was a case a few years ago - some flight crews were suing over the constant radiation from flying at high altitudes - don't know what happened.

  16. Re:I don't like Ron Paul for a lot of reasons on Bruce Schneier vs. the TSA · · Score: 1

    This is a good one; even though his wording in trollish and flamebait worthy.

    That's how you get attention. If it weren't, it would have made the press.

  17. Re:Fear on Bruce Schneier vs. the TSA · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So, THE only way to prevent terrorism is to have a police state. Search everyone - every where. Meaning, we need to search the vagina and rectum of every little girl because you never know when someone sticks explosive in there. We also need full x-rays to see right through the body because you never know when someone will surgically implant explosives.

    Get it?

    It is impossible to be safe from terrorism.and people really need to get over the idea that it's possible to be completely safe.

    In the meantime, I'm sure you don't hesitate to jump in your car and get on the freeway because that's probably how your going to die and if yo live long enough, it'll be cancer or heart disease.

  18. Re:Dell must have some good hookers on staff... on Lawsuit Shows Dell Hid Extent of Computer Flaws · · Score: 1

    The US Federal Government buys more Dell machines than any other major customer. And Dell sucks, really really hard.

    Seeing the title and that boldfaced sentence, I think you've hit on the answer. Well, I don't think Dell himself is doing the sucking - he hires people for that, but you're right in spirit.

  19. I have a cat on Anti-Piracy Lawyers 'Knew Letters Hit Innocents' · · Score: 3, Funny
    And I didn't use a cat analogy on purpose because....

    the cat will shit on the rug, piss on the couch and when you discipline it, it looks at you with a look of "What the fuck is your problem?!" and goes off and does it again.

  20. Re:I think Shakespear had it right on Anti-Piracy Lawyers 'Knew Letters Hit Innocents' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Famous qoute, "First Kill all the lawyers" seems apropos. And I know it probably wasn't what was intended within the context of the play, but it sure does seem correct now.

    No, no,no. That's like hitting all your dogs on the nose when one pisses on the rug.

    Just shoot the assholes like these and let the other animals learn from that. And if Britain is creating lawyers half as fast as the US is, there will plenty of lawyers to fill in the gap.

  21. Re:awaiting the equivalency idiots on A Single Re-Tweet Lands Chinese Woman in Labor Camp · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Consider this hypothetical:

    Someone really pissed at the TSA for their current screening techniques sends a satirical letter, thank-you card or email to Pistole saying:

    "Thank you so much for doing exactly what I want. You have been a great help for my cause in showing the American people what it's like to live in a Police state when they are in an airport and what my Muslim brothers have to deal with everyday.

    Yours,

    Osama Bin Laden."

    Just what do you think would happen?

  22. Re:We in the West are so much more... oh wait on A Single Re-Tweet Lands Chinese Woman in Labor Camp · · Score: -1, Troll

    Its another thing to post a joke and have the cops pick you up and put you in a labour camp.

    It's called "community service" here.

  23. Wadka. on Is Linux At the End of Its Life Cycle? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "We must bear in mind that Linux is not a Russian OS and, moreover, is at the end of its life cycle." An off-the-cuff comment, or something more?"

    Too much vodka?

  24. Re:BS. Call his bluff. on 200 Students Admit Cheating After Professor's Online Rant · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Dear Cheating Students:

    All of you who cheated, you're on the right track. For the exception of the students who admitted to the cheat and the ones who opened up their big mouths; please submit your resumes to:

    Fortune 100 Big Corp.
    USA

    Looking forward to having people that meet our character standards come aboard!.

    P.S. For those of you who blabbed, check the Wall Street firms, they don't give a shit and they get away with just about anything.

    Yours:

    Big Corp CEO

  25. Re:Who cares? on Woz Says Android Will Dominate · · Score: 5, Funny

    However, he then conceded that, "Android phones have more features," and offer more choice for more people. Eventually, he thinks that Android quality, consistency, and user satisfaction will match iOS.

    In the news, an Apple fanboy ran up to Mr.Wozniak, starting beating against Mr. Wozniak's chest and exclaimed "You beast! You beast! You beast! You beast!You beast! You beast!You beast!" and after exhausting himself, broke down in tears. Mr Wozniak then held the fanboy and said, "There there. Shhhhhhhh. It's OK. It'll never be Apple. Shhhhhhhhhh."