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  1. Re:Funny how the answer is always more government on Stuxnet Virus Now Biggest Threat To Industry · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Paranoia and its associated billions and billions spent because of it is how the US will be weakened.

    It's been said that one of the (many) reasons the Soviet Union collapsed was because of the spending on military hardware to keep up with the US - their economy just couldn't support it.

    The US has no real reason, at least at this time, to spend billions and billions of hardware BUT security is another matter.

    We're so paranoid, that we're searching each other to make sure that our neighbors aren't a threat - "They could be!" is the cry from the peanut gallery and politically connected businessmen who want to bleed the American taxpayer to line their own pockets.

    Now we have this virus that will attack our NUCLEAR installations. GASP! It's NUCLEAR!!! Everybody panic. We need to do something!!!

    Along will come politicians and businessman with a solution. Hundreds of billions of dollars will be spent on "protecting" us from this "threat".

    Another threat will come. And another. And another. And hundreds of billions of dollars will be spent on each.

    In the meantime, the Fed is "Quantitatively Easing" (*snicker*) our currency. We're running huge deficits.

    We're considered to be Imperialistic by most of the World - OK, all of the World except for ourselves. And one of the best ways to take out a superior force is to have them take themselves out.

    To quote from "Blade Runner" - "We are stupid."

  2. Re:Stockholm DA's daily planner on Swedish Court Orders Detention of Wikileaks Founder Assange · · Score: 1
    the "leaks" part was from the bottom of the cracked coffee cup that the investigator was drinking from that was well ...leaking.

    Wouldn't it be Sozestrom or something? And he'd end all of his sentences with "bort. bort. bort. bort."?

  3. When I see stuff like this ... on UK Seeks Stronger Partnership In Space Technology With India · · Score: 5, Insightful
    it looks more and more like we're approaching a 'Star Fleet/Star Trek' type of World. More power to'em, I say. Better to build space ships than nuclear bombs.

    And It sure and hell beats a 'Blade Runner' type of World.

  4. Re:Critique this Please: on Amazon Launches Online Movie Studio · · Score: 1

    Disregard that, this idea is public domain.

    No it's not. It's actually a Disney property and Pixar is making a movie to be released 2012. The title is "PIG-E" pronounced 'piggy'.

  5. Re:Two words on Sciencey Heroes For Young Children? · · Score: 1
    He's fictional.

    The kid needs someone who's real. Fictional characters usually have some sort of "super human" characteristic that no real human could ever measure up to - it could be a super human mastery of many things that normal people would spend many years to get one of thing mastered, like James Bond being excellent at: skiing, marksmanship, fighting, flying, etc...

  6. Re:Here's a few on Sciencey Heroes For Young Children? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They're TV performers - none of them studied science academically - what? Russian Lit and no college for the other one?

    Neil DeGrasse Tyson would be my best suggestion.

  7. Re:Richard Stallman on Sciencey Heroes For Young Children? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Richard Stallman - he may not be cool but holds the world record for number of cocks sucked in a day. That's a hero in my book.

    Damn! He sure like chicken! Why doesn't he eat hens like the rest of us?

  8. Re:Why E.coli? on Problem-Solving Bacteria Crack Sudoku · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only that, but I wouldn't trust E. Coli bacteria for ANY solutions because they're usually full of shit ..er.. I mean they're usually on shit....no! I mean ....ah fuck it!

  9. Fair Debt Collections Practices Act on Debt Collectors Using Facebook To Embarrass Those Who Owe · · Score: 1
    This is a violation of the Fair Debt Collections Practices Act Section S805 and S806 #3

    If this has happened to you, file a complaint with the FTC and get legal council and sue.

  10. Re:Except when they are wrong. on Debt Collectors Using Facebook To Embarrass Those Who Owe · · Score: 1

    They threaten to have your house/vehicles taken away and will do anything to get the money, because they get a large cut of the debt.

    File a complaint with the FTC against those people.

  11. Re:Otis Would be Proud... on Rural North Carolina Experiences Data Center Boom · · Score: 2, Funny
    Moonshine = bio-fuel!

    New Jeff Foxworthy jokes are coming...

    You know you're a redneck when your porch collapses and kills your dog and the terminal you use to telecommute to the data center you work at.

  12. Re:Huh? on 'Smart' Vending Machines Triple Sales · · Score: 5, Funny

    Facial recognition? Japs? Same sentence?!?!?!

    They say the same about us!

    Well, I realized that I was a bigot when I was watching Battlestar Galactica. I couldn't tell the difference between the Asian actresses who played Boomer, Athena, and the various Number 8s.

    So much for not being racist!

  13. Re:Test Fail on 2010 Geek IQ Test · · Score: 1

    There was a problem starting the Quiz. Please try again later.

    That happened to me too. IT turns out that it's part of the test. Which means, you and I are tech retards.

    Now, I'm off to see if I can collect disability based upon the results of this test.

  14. Re:Big announcement tomorrow? on Apple the No. 1 Danger To Net Freedom · · Score: 1
    Logo'd faux black turtlenecks, rimless glasses, and jeans?

    Logo'd apparel worked for Harley Davidson!

  15. Re:take a bite of the shiny Apple... on Apple the No. 1 Danger To Net Freedom · · Score: 1

    Is this supposed to be a revelation that a omnipotent, profitable monopoly like Apple is too controlling?

    So, that makes Microsoft the underdog now?

  16. Accoutant Interview: on Did Microsoft Alter Windows Sales Figures? · · Score: 5, Funny
    A manager was interviewing accountants for a job. The first accountant came in and the boss asked, "What's 2+2?"

    The first guy says, "4".

    The mgr thanked him for his time and dismissed him because he was too honest. Then he called the second guy in. "What's 2+2?", he asked again.

    "5" was the response.

    He was thanked and rejected because he was incompetent, The manager then asked the third accountant in. "What's 2+2?"

    The third accountant answered, "What do you want it to be?"

    He was hired on the spot.

  17. Acting skills on Robot Actress Makes Stage Debut In Japan · · Score: 4, Funny
    The video picks on the android's acting skills, but I tell ya, give her bigger boobs and she'd be a natural for porn!

    Oh Yeah! Japanese robot porn!

    RULE 34!

  18. Re:Ubuntu instead! on Why There's Still No Netflix App For Android · · Score: 1

    Forget Android...what about Ubuntu? Just once I would like to access my Netflix accnt. without having to start my VM for XP!

    or ANY Linux distro for that matter....

  19. Re:Microsoft Office on Where Do I Go Now That Oracle Owns OpenOffice.org? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have you ever heard of LaTeX and subversion? Just checking...

    He probably has....but everyone else he works with probably hasn't nor are they willing to spend all the time on the learning curve to use it.

  20. The US record wasn't really US. on Windows Cluster Hits a Petaflop, But Linux Retains Top-5 Spot · · Score: -1, Troll

    The petaflop barrier was broken in 2008 by a US office of Indian Business Machines (IBM) so it's technically NOT a US record.

  21. Tax credit on GE To Buy 25,000 EVs, Starting With the Chevy Volt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    GE plans to acquire 25,000 electric vehicles by 2015.

    Do corporations get the same tax break as consumers do for electric vehicles?

    If so, then GE could get a $187,500,000 tax credit (25,000 * $7,500) in the process.

  22. Conservative issue too. on National Opt-Out Day Against Virtual Strip Searches · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Hello Teabaggers and my fellow Government conservatives! These scanners are just one big pile of stinking pork AND it's a violation of our beloved Constitution: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution>The Fourth Amendment:

    The Fourth Amendment (Amendment IV) to the United States Constitution is the part of the Bill of Rights which guards against unreasonable searches and seizures.

    This is a prime example of where "if you do nothing wrong; then you have nothing to worry about" is shown to be bullshit.

    These airport scanners and pat downs dishonor our troops and everyone who has ever died fighting for our country!

    We are supposed to be the home of the free and the brave, let's act like it! The Europeans don't do this. They don't even allow the scanners! Are they braver and more free than we are?! It sure looks like it!

    I think everyone on both sides can agree, this is just too much!

  23. Re:Here's the solution on Tide of International Science Moving Against US, EU · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I gotta add some thing to make your idea even better!

    Let's also have society not value science and let's put superstitious thought on equal ground - say "Intelligent Design" or some other such nonsense on par with Evolution. Or have folks poo-poo a rational explanation because the idea of reincarnation just fits the "facts" so much better. And when someone who tries to put the rational view forward and discount the superstition, let's call that person "intolerant" of others beliefs.

    There! Now, I am going to pray to the almighty Zeus - the creator and master of ALL gods - so that HE'll forgive all this science non-sense and the worship of the mythical God of Abraham.

  24. Chinese science on Tide of International Science Moving Against US, EU · · Score: 5, Informative
    FTFA:

    But citation of English-language articles in Chinese journals by other publications remains low.

    Maybe it's because Chinese science isn't trustworthy enough?

  25. I really like where this is going. on CDE — Making Linux Portability Easy · · Score: 1
    It's looks very promising and hopefully it'll get to the point where installing software on Linux will be as easy as on WIndows and OSX.

    I wonder how far you can take this? For example, a program that requires certain versions of: Mono, glib, gphoto, and other libraries, would it be able to grab all of those?

    Then, if you have something really complicated, you're going to eat up a huge amount of disk space.

    Now, I'm going to ask myself, 'this is fucking awesome and wtf am I picking on it so much when I couldn't do any better?'

    Time for my anti-dork pills....