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  1. Re:Fully Informed Jury members on eJuror Will Lead To New List of Jury Duty Excuses · · Score: 1

    In MA, I "got out of jury duty" by answering the question, "is a police officer more or less likely to tell the truth than a civilian?" My answer was "slightly more likely, perhaps 55%", and I was sent back to work. I actually wanted to be on this jury. Oh well, fuck the smart ones, right? (My thinking was that a police officer has been trained to recall information; and I know that eye-witnesses are notoriously incompetent; so, I figured, the ones that received the training would be slightly more likely to be able to recall better, right? And, thus, my logic was removed from the courtroom. Fuck Salem.)

  2. Re:Oregon voters... on Oregon Senator Seeks To Block COICA · · Score: 1

    Someone's sig is apt: "vote gridlock", no filibusters are then needed.

  3. Re:Libertarians do believe in government on Bruce Schneier vs. the TSA · · Score: 1

    There is a consensus that smoking pot while driving should be as legal as smoking a cigarette while driving. However, it's not the government's job to prevent some unknown harm through force, but wait until it happens and then respond.

    I've got one eye. I don't swerve when drunk (I see blurry, not double). Why should I be lumped in with those who drive impaired while drunk? Pragmatically, it doesn't matter: I don't swerve, so they're not inclined to pull me over. Therefore, I get home safe. (Corollary: you wanna get home safe? Practice driving with one eye, then when drunk, DO SO.)

  4. Re:Better article on Space-Time Cloak Could Hide Actual Events · · Score: 1

    I like a little chicken, rice, AND egg.

  5. Re:Better article on Space-Time Cloak Could Hide Actual Events · · Score: 1

    WHAT IS IT?

  6. Re:Character assassination on Swedish Court Orders Detention of Wikileaks Founder Assange · · Score: 1

    Slashdot's current sig is apropos: "Life is a series of rude awakenings. -- R.V. Winkle"

  7. Re:Legal response on Swedish Court Orders Detention of Wikileaks Founder Assange · · Score: 1

    If I ever choose to sleep with anyone again, it will be recorded.

  8. Re:Legal response on Swedish Court Orders Detention of Wikileaks Founder Assange · · Score: 1

    Yet again, a wonderful Slashdot "read the rest of this comment" clicked for zero additional bytes.

  9. Re:Defense attourney's letter in English on Swedish Court Orders Detention of Wikileaks Founder Assange · · Score: 1

    Not so easy to do when the prosecutor asks "stand on one foot, and both, at the same time." (This is what cops do, so they can assault people for "not following orders.")

  10. Re:Power corrupts. on Swedish Court Orders Detention of Wikileaks Founder Assange · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't be the first time that the geek has thought himself invincible - somehow above the law.

    Yes, like on a staircase, a riser above.

  11. Re:This will never end department is right on Swedish Court Orders Detention of Wikileaks Founder Assange · · Score: 1

    Currently reading "Three Felonies a Day". You're spot on.

  12. Re:I dunno man on Swedish Court Orders Detention of Wikileaks Founder Assange · · Score: 1

    This is not what the courts have decided, where in fact they do seem a lot more willing to acquit than convicted in hairy cases.

    So don't shave, then rape?

  13. Re:And Windows is? on Is Linux At the End of Its Life Cycle? · · Score: 1

    This fucking UI bug still exists:

    1. Open two applications. Alt+Tab between them to ensure they're at position "1" and "2" of the z-order.
    2. On one app, hit Alt+Esc to send it to the back of the z-order.
    3. The other app should now be in the foreground. Hit Alt+F4 (or click the close button, or File, Exit, etc).
    4. The app that you had sent to the back of the z-order, now appears in the foreground. WTF?

    Thanks, Microsoft!

  14. Re:Anti-matter behaves as expected, like matter on LHC Scientists Create and Capture Antimatter · · Score: 1

    i.e., too small to matter

    I see what you did there. :)

  15. Re:Only a matter of time on New Imaging Method Reveals Brain Connections · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Trust me, you don't want to use "the other 90%" of your brain for consciousness. The full quote is likely to have been something like, "we only use 10% of our brain for consciousness, the rest runs background processes". You do not want to have to consciously keep track of keeping your blood pumping, regulating just the right amount of hormones in each area of the body, heat movement, cellular growth, gamete development, etc. Specialization, even within the body and brain, is important.

  16. Re:Why E.coli? on Problem-Solving Bacteria Crack Sudoku · · Score: 1

    "The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you."

  17. Re:De facto, or de jure? on The Monopolies That Dominate the Internet · · Score: 1

    There's a lot to learn from it -- especially, "when an enemy is making a mistake, do not interfere." I love that one. :)

  18. Re:translation of original article according to go on USB Is the Devil's Connection · · Score: 1

    See, the way I see it, is the way it's written in the Christian's bible: "The devil may also quote scripture." So these evangelical fucks are just grandstanding. Give them no attention.

  19. Re:USB is pure evil for different reason. on USB Is the Devil's Connection · · Score: 1

    Not just you.

  20. Re:Religion... on USB Is the Devil's Connection · · Score: 1

    I think it's more the agnostics that claim they don't know what's going on. The OP was right that atheism is a religion: it is claiming an absence of God, with no proof.

  21. Re:Little difference? on Scientists Propose One-Way Trips To Mars · · Score: 1

    Yeah, just once? Doubt it.

  22. Re:Little difference? on Scientists Propose One-Way Trips To Mars · · Score: 1

    I don't like the idea of prisons on other planets (moon included). Seems to me we keep passing laws making new classes of criminals. How about we reduce the criminal population legally?

  23. Re:Little difference? on Scientists Propose One-Way Trips To Mars · · Score: 1

    Very interesting: our spies are simply political scientists.

  24. Re:Levine doesn't work on the ARES plane itself? on Aerial Drone To Hunt For Life On Mars · · Score: 1

    Sounds like SkyVenture, which blows air at 120 mph so we can float (it's a skydiving simulator).

  25. Re:No one will ever walk there on Aerial Drone To Hunt For Life On Mars · · Score: 1

    Singularity coming soon. Lifetimes, not limited to 80 years.