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eJuror Will Lead To New List of Jury Duty Excuses

coondoggie writes "Now you can say your jury duty request got lost in the cloud, or that the network was down, or the Internet ate it. That's because the US District Court system is close to completing a rollout of its national eJuror system that lets prospective jurors have the option of responding to their jury questionnaire or summons online. About 80 of the 94 US district courts have had the eJuror software installed and more than half of those courts are already live on the system."

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  1. Gotta say... by woboyle · · Score: 1

    My spam filter ate it!

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  2. I'm all for it, by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Saves me the trouble of getting my Jedi robes out of the attic so I can be kicked off the jury in person.

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    1. Re:I'm all for it, by Stregano · · Score: 1

      At least you are not putting on a full body Furry suit. That thing gets hot sometimes

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    2. Re:I'm all for it, by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a Yoda Jedi costume.

      And yes, hot it gets.

    3. Re:I'm all for it, by HogGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hope you, and others that "dodge" jury duty, get into legal trouble soon!

      So you too can be judged by the "unfortunate ones" of the world that weren't "smart enough" to get out of jury duty. You know, the illiterate morons that end up finding the innocent guilty, and the guilty innocent...

      Why do you feel it's ok to take an essential part of the civic infrastructure for granted?

    4. Re:I'm all for it, by brainboyz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe because it costs some of us hundreds or thousands of dollars per day we're not able to work? Because they hold court during hours most people are working? Because they have so many stupid nonsensical rules that they use more juries than they should to prosecute people in the course of "protecting people from themselves?"

      Some people don't like wasting their time with the joke.

    5. Re:I'm all for it, by HogGeek · · Score: 1

      It's a "joke" because good people don't serve, not because the process is bad...

      Money is, in my opinion, the poorest excuse...

    6. Re:I'm all for it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because being pulled off of my paying gig for an indefinite length of time in exchange for $10 a day would quickly bankrupt me. Jury duty is worse than unemployment. If the state wants my time, they can pay the same rate that my clients do, or they can go to hell.

    7. Re:I'm all for it, by HogGeek · · Score: 1

      "indefinite length of time", really?

      If you're so bad with managing your money that a few days out of work would bankrupt you, I wouldn't want you on a jury anyway...

    8. Re:I'm all for it, by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Money is, in my opinion, the poorest excuse...

      Ya that $5 a day they hand out is sure going to feed a family. The court used to compensate people for their lost income, but that was when $5 a day was a good compensation.

      And before you really bitch and moan about people having to make a living, how I should have god knows how many weeks and months of money saved up, I can't serve on juries, I'm ineligible.

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    9. Re:I'm all for it, by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you need some money management advice, if you do not have a several months of income saved start saving now.

    10. Re:I'm all for it, by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, what a nice summary of contemporary America. "I want everything set up perfectly to maximize my rights and my productivity, and I shouldn't have to pay or sacrifice anything for it because it's all thanks to me and nobody else!"

    11. Re:I'm all for it, by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Funny

      What would you do if you were fired? Or your company closed its doors?

    12. Re:I'm all for it, by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait for the Government to save him?

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    13. Re:I'm all for it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, indefinite is the right word. When they can guarantee that all jury trials last only a few days, I'll stop describing it as indefinite. Many trials last for weeks or months, and guess what? When they summon you, you don't get to pick which trial you'll be on.

      A few days wouldn't bankrupt me, but few months might. And regardless of how long my savings may or may not sustain me, it is still unjust for the government to drain them just because they drew my name from a hat. Trials cost money, and that money should come from the state's coffers, not mine.

    14. Re:I'm all for it, by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Sounds probable.
      I bet he bitches about paying taxes too.

    15. Re:I'm all for it, by tophermeyer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm sorry you were modded flamebait. Your post, while perhaps sarcastic, is fantastic.

    16. Re:I'm all for it, by WestCoastBogeyMan · · Score: 0

      If my employer will pay me my full salary while I'm serving (and some employers do) then I'm good. But, sit me on a jury and stop paying me for more than a week and I've got bills that won't get paid - like a mortgage. Things would have been ok until my wife was out of work for 6 months and our savings went bye-bye.

    17. Re:I'm all for it, by HogGeek · · Score: 1

      I'm calling bull on your rhetoric:

      Average daily juror pay: $22 (approximately 25 percent of daily per capita income), Average length of jury trial: five days for criminal trials, four days for civil trials, Average length of jury deliberations: four hours for both criminal and civil trials

      Data is from 2009

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    18. Re:I'm all for it, by TempestRose · · Score: 1

      I'm calling bull on your bull. Look up the stats for grand jury duty. They don't happen often, but if you're lucky enough to get picked for one, it can go months. Besides, it's not the average that's the problem. It's the high end of the range where you get into trouble.

    19. Re:I'm all for it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you hold a government job who pays for the jury duty time.

    20. Re:I'm all for it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, cause the court system isn't protecting you at any other time.

    21. Re:I'm all for it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever I am on trial, I opt out of a jury trial and just leave it up to the judge. So far, that has worked fine for me. At least this way, rather than getting some moron that knows nothing of the law, I get some moron who at least knows a little about the law.

      Jury trials are a relic of when it was easy to bribe judges IMHO. Also, I couldn't bear the thought that I may accidentally put away an innocent person, so I rather not be involved at all.

    22. Re:I'm all for it, by HogGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      More rhetoric...

        66 percent criminal trials (47 percent felony crimes plus 19 percent misdemeanor crimes)

        31 percent civil trials

        4 percent other

      You can try and "justify" your lack of responsibility to civic duties, but facts speak for themselves.

    23. Re:I'm all for it, by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ah, but mandatory jury duty is a mistake, a lapse in the judgment of those that founded our country just as slavery. For it too is involuntary servitude with inadequate compensation. So either it must be done by volunteers, or by proper compensation. By eliminating the 80% of cases that are unnecessary (frivolous lawsuits, prison-system-cartel fodder of victim-less crimes), we could institute a judicial system worthy of a truly free people.

    24. Re:I'm all for it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well why can't the middle and lower classes have some of what the upper class has? Oh, you answered it already, this is America.

    25. Re:I'm all for it, by index0 · · Score: 1

      So you say you are making thousands of dollars per day and have a problem with taking some days out of a year to do jury duty?

    26. Re:I'm all for it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I'm apparently the wrong demographic to serve on a jury, jury duty for me just means having to go to the court, wait for all day, and then get to jury selection only to be removed by peremptory challenge with no questions being asked of me at all.

      Why do you feel it's ok for me to be forced to waste days of my time in a process that almost certainly won't result in me being on a jury, at least for the next 30 years or so? I have no problem being on a jury, and indeed would like to be able to carry out such civic duties, but I do have a problem with a system that forces me to waste my time when there is, in reality, little chance of me ever being allowed to do so.

    27. Re:I'm all for it, by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It's a civic duty. People must be willing to take the time to ensure justice. It's a shared responsibility, and fortunately there aren't enough disputes to require a significant proportion of the population to be in jury duty at any given time.

      Are your finances so tight that you can't donate even a chance of a few days of your time for justice? Or are you saying that you make so much money that your charitable contributions from the money made over the time in question would outweigh the benefit to society of your participation in the justice system?

      Frankly, I don't care what your reasons are. Only an antisocial psychopath would think that avoiding jury duty is virtuous and getting "stuck" with it somehow contemptible.

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    28. Re:I'm all for it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money is, in my opinion, the poorest excuse...

      Easy to say if you're a poor arse.

    29. Re:I'm all for it, by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I feel sorry for you if you think $22 is good.

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  3. Best excuse ever by toxonix · · Score: 1

    I hate whites|blacks|latinos. Done, can I go back to work now?

    1. Re:Best excuse ever by altinos.com · · Score: 1

      Why do you hate me?

    2. Re:Best excuse ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't work anymore

    3. Re:Best excuse ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better excuse is that you don't trust the police because every one you have ever met has been a liar.

    4. Re:Best excuse ever by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      You joke, but my mom hung up a jury 11-1 to convict, even though it was an arson case and the investigator admitted they had NO clue what started the fire, and no motive because he didn't even have enough insurance to keep from going bankrupt when his business burned. so why did the rest want to convict? "Because he is Italian and they are in the mob and start fires. Haven't you ever seen Goodfellas?"

      Give me a judge over a jury ANY day of the week. That old joke about juries being full of those too stupid to get out of jury duty? Sadly often ALL too true.

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    5. Re:Best excuse ever by DaleSwanson · · Score: 1

      I've heard similar stories before. I'm unconvinced that doing away with juries is the right answer. Perhaps a simpler, best of both words, approach would be simply to add the requirement that the judge also votes guilty in order to find guilty. Since all parties must vote for guilty in order for the overall judgment to be guilty, people wouldn't lose any freedom.

    6. Re:Best excuse ever by jhigh · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but isn't there some mechanism by which a judge can throw out a jury's ruling if it's outrageous? For example, if they have a robber on tape staring into a camera or something and then he gets acquitted? I thought that for at least a certain kind of case there was something like this.

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    7. Re:Best excuse ever by tombeard · · Score: 1

      Nothing would be more outrageous then a judge overruling a jury.
      The purpose of the citizen jury is to keep the prosecution in check.

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    8. Re:Best excuse ever by jhigh · · Score: 1
      Jury nullification is what I was thinking of.

      Can the judge override the jury’s decision? Sometimes. If the jury’s decision is to convict in spite of insufficient evidence, the judge may direct a verdict of acquittal and override the jury. But the reverse is not: if the jury acquits, the judge cannot reverse the acquittal.

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  4. Fully Informed Jury members by ciaran_o_riordan · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you think you're a fair person, being on a jury is not a bad thing.

    Even better, being a fully informed member of a jury

    http://fija.org/ --(Fully Informed Jury Association)

    1. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as your employer pays your lost wages for missing who knows how many days on jury duty (depending on the trial if you even end up on one after all the sitting around waiting) ...

    2. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Captain+Murdock · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure they're legally obligated to do so.

    3. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

      No they aren't, at least in my state. They have the option to pay you but it is not a requirement. One of the ways you can escape jury duty in NYS is if you can demonstrate that it would be a 'financial hardship' to serve.

      My employer pays my full wage, minus the amount I receive from the court for serving. Seems fair enough to me. I'd do the same if I was an employer and had the financial resources. People should be encouraged to serve on juries -- it's your civic duty and provides an invaluable check against Governmental power.

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    4. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by altinos.com · · Score: 1

      They're legally obligated not to fire you.

    5. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      If you think you're a fair person, being on a jury is not a bad thing.

      Even better, being a fully informed member of a jury

      It's neither in the interest of the prosecution nor the defense to pick fair, fully informed jurors. They want folks who can be manipulated through testimony to sway to whatever verdict they want.

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    6. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by h4rr4r · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why should they pay you when you are not working?
      Take some vacation or go on unpaid leave. I applaud those that do, but really you should make sure you can survive without income for a few weeks or months.

    7. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because jury duty is your responsibility as a citizen, and your company should respect that? I could live for a few months without being paid, but I shouldn't have to in order to fulfill a civic duty.

    8. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by geminidomino · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      So those of us that DO manage to have our safety cushion should burn it because we lose a lottery that gets us on some long, drawn-out trial?

      No thanks. I'll keep it in reserve for a legitimate need, TYVM.

    9. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You realize that you are already losing a few months worth of earnings to taxes right? Why are you complaining about Jury Duty but not the percentage of your income that you never even see because Uncle Sam compels your employer to send it directly to him?

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    10. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's neither in the interest of the prosecution nor the defense to pick fair, fully informed jurors. They want folks who can be manipulated through testimony to sway to whatever verdict they want.

      Or who believe the judge when they lie to the jurors and tell them that if they believe that the defendant is guilty under the law that the judge gives them, they are required to return a 'guilty' verdict regardless of their opinion of the validity or proper application of the law. Which is why, if you don't want to get stuck on a jury, presenting for jury duty wearing a shirt or button with "FIJA" on it is virtually guaranteed to get you a peremptory challenge by the prosecuting attorney.

    11. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Why are you complaining about Jury Duty but not the percentage of your income that you never even see because Uncle Sam compels your employer to send it directly to him?

      Because the former is actually on-topic?

    12. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows that juries are a sham. If the police arrest them they are guility as teh day is long. it's not like like the police waste their time or resources arresting people that aren't guility. Do us all a favor and get rid of this silly step. Arrest them and send them to senetncing.

    13. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      "...being on a jury is not a bad thing."

      I don't think any mature, relatively educated, and civic-minded citizen disagrees. The problem is when the ideals and procedures for jury duty were written America was mostly an agrarian society, the pace of life was much slower than it is today, and local government made more of a difference in their lives, making it more likely that they would be involved. Today, with federal taxes requiring an accounting degree to be understood, federal regulations of all kinds being part of life, especially if you just want to run a business to make a living, and now a federal mandate as a part of health care, along with whatever else I'm missing that has to do with the feds, life is much more complicated. People just don't have the time. Voting is a big enough hassle, on top of that we need to respond to a summons to be jurists every year or so. Its just too much.

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    14. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3/10, very poor effort. You need to start by sounding semi-reasonable and slowly work your way up to the troll position.

    15. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I have always felt that as a society, we should consider requiring employers to pay employees when they serve on juries. The biggest problem is that for many jobs, it could lead to VERY long jury deliberations. Think Polly Shore in 'Jury Duty'. Maybe if pay them 75% of their salary... Enough that you won't bankrupt anyone, but a big enough cut that it would encourage them to get through the process in a reasonable amount of time.

      I know that some will say that people should just save enough money themselves, but having each and every person save enough money for a jury duty catastrophe, as well as a rainy day fund for everything else, is a huge waste of resources. Jury duty for individuals is pretty rare, so for an individual, it is a large reserve of money for a very infrequent situation. For a business, it is a small reserve for a semi-infrequent occurrence. Think of it like insurance. Homeowners insurance, not health payment plans referred to as insurance. A home burglary is very rare for an individual. It doesn't make sense to keep enough money to replace all of your belongings in your savings.

      Of course, maybe there should be a 'Jury Insurance'. So that being called for jury duty doesn't bankrupt people. I'm not sure that we want the public thinking of jury duty as a disaster that requires insurance though.

      Either way, Good for your employer. They are being good citizens and should sleep better at night for knowing that their compensation plan not only helps their employees, but all of our society.

    16. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by modecx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, you struck a chord that might yield interesting results: Serve on a jury, be immune to any state and federal income tax for that year. For many people that would basically be a 15-20% (or greater) bonus. It would cost the government (in terms of lost tax) a tiny amount, since relatively few people sit on a jury any given year.

      That would bring in people who actually want to be on a jury, since they stand to benefit, and it would also encourage (presumably higher educated) high-earners to not use the "financial hardship" get out of jail card... It really would be like winning a lottery.

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    17. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Okay, except for a certain period of my life. How were we supposed to get my clients to pay 75% of my rate? How about clients I didn't get because I was busy?

      I'm not trying to duck jury duty, but not everybody works as a regular employee for a medium to large employer.

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    18. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      That would bring in people who actually want to be on a jury, since they stand to benefit, and it would also encourage (presumably higher educated) high-earners to not use the "financial hardship" get out of jail card..

      A nice idea, but it would never happen since it's based on the supposition that they WANT "higher educated" people to sit on juries.

    19. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Voting is a "hassle"? Then please, don't vote. Jeez, if you can't take a little while to educate yourself on the candidates and propositions that you care about, don't vote. (I do exactly that -- in this last election, I didn't cast a vote on ANY of the people running, I only voted on a few of the propositions that I cared about.) I do it in person, but since it's such a big hassle for you, you can even become a permanent absentee voter.

      I guess I'm amazed that most companies don't still pay them when they have jury duty? We get few perks, but we still get paid during jury duty.

    20. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't suggest that this will get us 100% attendance at for jury duty. I do think that the the cost is a major factor in people not wanting to do jury duty. It sounds like it is a major factor for you. If we could get even 50% of the people who currently try to get out of it to actually show up, we would greatly improve the processes.

      I suggest this as an improvement, perhaps enough of an improvement that the jury duty becomes useful instead of it being the travesty that it is today.

      I presume you are a contractor. For you, you would be in the exact same situation you are today, so no loss for you.

    21. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup. Even many employees at big companies wouldn't benefit from such a plan.

      I basically can take time off anytime I feel like it - I get a ton of vacation time paid. The problem is that I'm basically given a list of projects and due dates, and my boss wants to see work done on time, and is not interested in a list of good reasons why it isn't done on time. Many if not most professionals fall into similar situations.

      So, if I take a week off for jury duty my boss is happy to pay me for it. However, due dates do not get extended, so now I spend the next month scrambling to catch up. If I can get a week ahead on a project I'm going to spend it doing something fun - not in some courtroom that assigns a value of $10/day to my time or whatever.

    22. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      People should be encouraged to serve on juries -- it's your civic duty and provides an invaluable check against Governmental power.

      Was forced to serve on a jury...because many people who didn't goto college in the town had been excused...while they knew the college students wouldn't have the time/money to get out of it.

      It's your civic duty...but just because it says it in the Constitution doesn't make it so. Ended up wasting my time during finals for $12 a day to hear cases I have no idea why a jury would be required. On one felony case I knew would take more time than I had to waste...made sure either of the lawyers would never pick me by presenting an extreme excuse. It may not have been right...but when you're paying thousands of dollars to attend college to forceably attend court proceedings in a city where you're not a citizen or you are forced to travel for several hours on your own dollar...appearing unstable keeps you from losing money the court system/many employers are not willing to reimburse you.

      As for a check on governmental power... VERY wrong again. Been too many cases where the Golden Rule has been applied throughout the history of the US. Just look at the current cases of debt collectors using the law enforcement/court systems to collect what they are owed. Debtor Courts were outlawed over 100 years ago...but in many cities/counties...the debt collector will have a warrant sworn out on you. Until you pay the amount owed to the debt collector...you're sitting in jail.

      I am all for anything you need to do to get out of jury duty. They want me to serve...they can pay me the prevailing union wages in the city where the US Circuit Court for that region is located and pick me up in a limo for each leg of the trip. I am going to lose my freedom by being forced to serve on a jury...the government should pay for that privilege.

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    23. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by eggman9713 · · Score: 1

      Same story here. My employer will pay my full wage for up to two weeks of jury duty per calendar year. I have to give them the amount the court pays me though. Unfortunately since it's not required, typically the only employers who pay this kind of benefit are higher level professional companies. Your average retail worker is probably not going to get paid for jury duty.

    24. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by eggnoglatte · · Score: 1

      Because everybody pays taxes, while jury duty singles out a miniscule percentage of the population.

    25. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      In MA, I "got out of jury duty" by answering the question, "is a police officer more or less likely to tell the truth than a civilian?" My answer was "slightly more likely, perhaps 55%", and I was sent back to work. I actually wanted to be on this jury. Oh well, fuck the smart ones, right? (My thinking was that a police officer has been trained to recall information; and I know that eye-witnesses are notoriously incompetent; so, I figured, the ones that received the training would be slightly more likely to be able to recall better, right? And, thus, my logic was removed from the courtroom. Fuck Salem.)

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    26. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by sjames · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the last time I had jury duty, I was asked in voir dire under oath if I would judge only the facts of the case and not the law or the potential punishment. When I stated that I could not swear to that I was dismissed by the judge.

      It seems that you cannot be a fully informed juror without perjuring yourself.

    27. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by interval1066 · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Voting is a "hassle"?"

      Go ahead, ignore the rest of my post to make your point, all the liberals are doing it.

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    28. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You failed to realize that the police are a gang. Of course, you don't say that either. Just say that the police are civilians. Then you still get kicked off, probably

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    29. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      but in many cities/counties...the debt collector will have a warrant sworn out on you. Until you pay the amount owed to the debt collector...you're sitting in jail.

      You are seriously misinformed. The worst thing that a debt collector can do to you is obtain a civil judgment after suing you. They may (depending on the laws of your state) be able to use that judgment to seize your wages or other property but they can not put you jail for a failure to pay.

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    30. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's easy to say, but a lot of people really don't have the option to have a lot of cash in reserve. Every year more people end up living paycheck to paycheck. That is not something they choose to do, it is imposed upon them. Yes that's a terrible situation. Even people who have some reserves cannot really be blamed for wanting to maintain that reserve in this crappy economy. That well can run dry quickly and they don't want to dip in to it too often.

      Sure, there are people who live beyond their means, but there are plenty more who are not in the least at fault for their precarious situation.

    31. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Why burden the employers?

      In criminal cases it should the the prosecution that pays the jury. They initiated the trial so why make the juries employers the victims?

    32. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      You can't get out of paying taxes by being lucky. When they institute a system where they have a lottery each year to see who is going to be a taxpayer, and even if you are selected you can get out of it by annoying a lawyer, that's when you can compare it to jury duty.

    33. Re:Fully Informed Jury members by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That is our current system, and the it has failed.

  5. Why not just streamline the whole process? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Prosecutor and Defense both write out long documents outlining their cases, available on an audio file, which gets submitted to Jurors online and they get to view the case without any kind of prejudice (You don't know the sex/race/age of the alleged criminal or victim unless it is important to the crime at hand).

    The bickering between the two will be just like any other internet forum, the judge is like a Moderator, and rather than a jury of a dozen peers or so, it can be done by any amount of volunteers from 4chan or by some Amazon Cloud support team or something.

    I know I know, there's a lot of things wrong with doing it this way - but is it really any worse than the way its done already?

    1. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Another Bright idea from the think-tank!

      Why not have a relational database with pre-existing cases and their judgements - so that when presented with the facts of a case - and the jury's decision - it automatically knows which sentence to pick! No more of this "Celebrities get off easy/Joe Blow bankrupt for life" stuff!

    2. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Talderas · · Score: 2

      The Prosecutor and Defense both write out long documents outlining their cases, available on an audio file, which gets submitted to Jurors online and they get to view the case without any kind of prejudice (You don't know the sex/race/age of the alleged criminal or victim unless it is important to the crime at hand).

      The bickering between the two will be just like any other internet forum, the judge is like a Moderator, and rather than a jury of a dozen peers or so, it can be done by any amount of volunteers from 4chan or by some Amazon Cloud support team or something.

      I know I know, there's a lot of things wrong with doing it this way - but is it really any worse than the way its done already?

      Oh god. A legal system ran by 4chan?

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    3. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but is it really any worse than the way its done already?

      Yes. It cuts out the ability to look witnesses and the defendant in the eye. Non-verbal communication is important, particularly when someone's liberty is on the line.

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    4. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magic 8 ball is probably better than either the current system, or what you have proposed!

    5. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good god, you get dumber every day.

    6. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by burisch_research · · Score: 1

      But don't you see, an expert system as you have described would do exactly what currently happens! Otherwise it'd be broken.

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    7. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by HogGeek · · Score: 1

      Oh man, don't you know!

      We don't use relational databases anymore. They don't scale /sarcasm

    8. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes.

      Do they send out Nobel Prizes by mail? I know its the best idea ever, but I'm a little busy arguing on the internet so I won't have time to pick it up myself.

    9. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by blair1q · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First, because the system is based on history, not logic. It was invented before logic was, and it has to complete its task even in a total absence of logic. If the lawyers choose to introduce logic, then that's their strategic choice. Generally one will, and the other won't.

      Second, because the trial changes as it goes on, and argument is fluid. Information from one part of one person's testimony can drastically alter how other witnesses testify, and whether they even do testify.

      Third, because questioning witnesses elicits more honest responses than prepared statements do, and watching someone answer a tough question elicits more information than the words in the answer gives.

      Fourth, because part of the purpose of the trial is presenting the case to the community. Both to give the community closure and to keep the government's pointy end open to scrutiny. Merely adjudicating the facts of the case is something any king can do from the bathroom.

    10. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This cuts both ways. In some^H^H^H^Hmany cases, the defendant would get a more fair trial if not seen by prejudiced jurors.

    11. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Um, that's pretty much what happens before you get to trial.

      The precedents are there, and the lawyers compare the case to them, and try to get the other side to settle based on the results of the case being used as a precedent, because if the precedent is correct the court is almost 100% certain to do exactly that.

      It's not strictly a relational database. More like content-addressable memory.

    12. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We find the defendant guilty, and sentenced to either showing tits, or getting TFO.

    13. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...In closing, while we do acknowledge that Anonymous does not forgive, we want the record to show that my client did it for the lulz. The defense rests."

      Verdict: Innocent, but all lawyers in the room get sent to death row. kthxbai.

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    14. Re:Why not just streamline the whole process? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I can't see out of one eye. I always look at people funny. You wanna sentence me to jail when accused, for that??? (People always look over their left shoulder, at "what I'm looking at"; my left eye goes toward the middle, and leads them to think that. What else might this lead them to think, in a courtroom???)

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  6. BBC reports that internet will kill jury system by burisch_research · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Top judge says internet 'could kill jury system'
    The jury system may not survive if it is undermined by social networking sites, England's top judge has said.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11796648

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  7. Jury selection by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First: For those of you who think avoiding jury duty is an option rather than a duty -- thanks for avoiding one of the simplest and most basic requests that our country makes of you in exchange for citizenship. You must be proud.

    Second: If the request gets lost, it gets lost. It doesn't matter whether it's eaten by a computer, an angry mail processing machine, or the dog. Lost is lost. You'll get another summons.

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    1. Re:Jury selection by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't avoid the jury duty. I just know that I'm never going to be chosen because of my views and my knowledge on a broad range of topics would keep the BS from either Liar .. er Lawyer out of the deliberations.

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    2. Re:Jury selection by uprise78 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The 35% income tax plus the 8.5% sales tax I pay are more than enough of a sacrifice to pay in "exchange for citizenship". Having to on top of that take unpaid days off is ludicrous. I might as well just hand my while fucking life over to big brother.

    3. Re:Jury selection by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Feel free to leave or vote for other candidates. You do not have a right to shirk your civic duties.

    4. Re:Jury selection by Tanktalus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My wife was summoned for Jury duty. The date for appearance was approximately 1 week prior to our first child being due. We quickly asked for her to be excused on the grounds that she'd be as likely as not giving birth in the court room. (Turns out the child was 6 days early, so labour would have started during any jury questioning.)

      I got a summons for jury duty that asked me to appear about 3 weeks later. I don't think the ink was dry on our request for my wife to be excused before this one was on its way. Seriously - they wanted to drag both adults in a house into jury duty pretty much simultaneously? I asked to be excused on the grounds that I was the only driver in a house that would have a 2-3-week-old baby in it, which would cause my wife and our child undue hardship.

      If I could have gone, I would have. But not for your high-and-mighty reasons. More to get an up-close-and-personal experience of why the court system is a joke. I doubt I would have made it to trial, assuming that the case involved actually got to trial, merely due to my cynicism. One of the lawyers would likely have asked me to leave before the trial started.

    5. Re:Jury selection by nasalicio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, but you have a human birth right of free will. No one can force you to do anything against your will. Obviously there can and/or will be penalties for exercising your right of free will at times, but thats a choice some people are willing to take in some areas.

    6. Re:Jury selection by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      one of the simplest and most basic requests that our country makes of you in exchange for citizenship

      Except it's not. It should be. In my jurisdiction, you have to sit through an hour-long video that eviscerates nearly every juror protection and right set forth in the past 200+ years, agree to that, and to follow all orders the judge gives, and then you can be seated on a jury. Even worse, if you know anything about the case or the person you're supposed to volunteer that information and be excused from the case.

      That's not how it's supposed to work - it's a mockery of a once-just system.

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    7. Re:Jury selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, if you listen to the instructions set forth by the judge, my ability to think and reason goes beyond that instruction, thus making my presence as a juror ineligible.

      Simple fact is I know to ask more questions than what is likely to be displayed in the trial, as well as the possibility of jury nullification.

      Despite my previous success' in removing myself from jury duty, I've decided to accept being on it, and vetting the court to the standards to which I think it should operate. Albeit, from the jury box.

    8. Re:Jury selection by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I doubt I would have made it to trial, assuming that the case involved actually got to trial, merely due to my cynicism. One of the lawyers would likely have asked me to leave before the trial started.

      This isn't so much for you since you obviously don't give a shit, but for anyone looking to actually serve on a jury, don't spout off about your cynicism and biases when they're screening you -- just give the answers you know they want to hear. Once you're actually on the jury, *that's* when your opinion matters, not before.

    9. Re:Jury selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just give the answers you know they want to hear

      Excuse me, but did you just advise people to lie during voir dire?

    10. Re:Jury selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm.. I'm 52 years old and have never been summoned for jury duty. I vote, have a job, pay taxes, own a house, no criminal record etc etc but have never been summoned. No idea why.

      Go ahead and rag on people who dodge jury duty, but if the legal system was really short of potential jurors they would have audited their system and I would have been put on the list.

    11. Re:Jury selection by men0s · · Score: 1

      Really? I mean, REALLY? The only reason you can come up with to dodge jury duty is essentially, "My tightwad employer doesn't pay me for jury duty leave."

    12. Re:Jury selection by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      The 35% income tax plus the 8.5% sales tax I pay are more than enough of a sacrifice to pay in "exchange for citizenship".

      Even in a high income tax state, you'd have to have both a pretty enormous income and a complete absence of any deductions and credits -- a combination of factors that generally do not occur together -- to actually pay a 35% income tax rate.

    13. Re:Jury selection by chudnall · · Score: 1

      For those of you who think avoiding jury duty is an option rather than a duty

      It's my duty to avoid jury duty?

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    14. Re:Jury selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh? I didn't really ask to be a citizen of any country. I was kind of "signed up" by the hospital medical personal when I was less than 1 hours old. It's not like you can give it up either. According to my country's fine constitution, you just have to be a citizen of something, and most countries don't seem to be very keen on recruiting if you are over 10^-44 seconds and unwilling to move in for a few years.

    15. Re:Jury selection by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      No, he advised people the same as any lawyer would when you're a defendant in a legal proceeding: shut up, answer questions posed precisely in as few words as possible, and don't go answering questions unasked. The #2 reason why lawyers don't interrupt people attempting to hang themselves on their own words is because then the other person can do the lawyer's job for them. (The #1 reason, of course, is because they're generally paid by the hour, but that's another topic.)

      At least, that's the charitable (and probably legal) way to take the advice.

    16. Re:Jury selection by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      First: For those of you who think avoiding jury duty is an option rather than a duty -- thanks for avoiding one of the simplest and most basic requests that our country makes of you in exchange for citizenship. You must be proud.

      When you miss that time from work and can't pay your bills because your employer will not reimburse you for serving (worked for too many which will not) ...let me know how good you feel when my family goes hungry or loses our home. I am proud when I'm providing for myself/my family.

      It's not as simple or as basic as you paint this to be. Putting a hardship on someone or their family makes this "simple and most basic request" not simple and most complex.

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    17. Re:Jury selection by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      You do not have a right to shirk your civic duties.

      You certainly do have a right to shirk civic duties...especially when those duties go against what is the right thing to do. Best example would the fight for Civil Rights in the 50/60's. If your conscience tells you what your government is doing is wrong...it is your right to stand up to that government to right that wrong. For instance...a jury of your peers is a cross section of the community...not just a bunch of old white guys.

      In addition...if you are forced to serve on a jury and you feel the proceedings/verdict are wrong...it is your moral/ethical right to stand up against that or to fight against whatever it may be.

      According to you...any Amish/Mennonites should be imprisoned because they refuse to serve on juries...have anything to do with the running of the government or to even take an oath.

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    18. Re:Jury selection by eggnoglatte · · Score: 4, Informative

      You don't pay those taxes "in exchange for citizenship", you pay them for living in the country and using the infrastructure. This should be obvious, since non-citizen greencard holders pay the same taxes.

      Voting and jury duty are pretty much the only civic duties directly associated with citizenship.

    19. Re:Jury selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of those jury selection things are random (well, at least in my county), and I guarantee they don't have the man-power to go through and say "hey, this guy has the same last name and address as the girl we excused a few days ago because she might be giving birth in a similar time-frame".

      Cynicism can be good. In this case, it's more like egomania. "We both got summonses in a short period time. They must be trying to harm my family!" You notice, you asked to be excused, and they excused you... They're not out to get you. "They" are probably 2 underpaid/overworked staffers and Windows 95 machine running some database and form printing software that all anyone in the county knows about it is the basics of how to use it. "They" didn't want to drag both adults in a house into jury duty pretty much simultaneously, "they" hit a button to bring up the next 500 names on the list (randomized, though usually with modified odds based on how recently you severed/were excused), then "they" hit the print button, then "they" stuffed a shit ton of envelopes, then "they" went through a stack of papers asking to be excused and entered that info back into the computer. Somewhere in there, "they" probably read a Dilbert cartoon they have posted on their cubicle and sighed deeply.

  8. My answer ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a Libertarian who believes in Jury Nullification. I also believe that as a jury member I can ask questions of witnesses beyond the questions directed by either side, and I won't hesitate to raise my hand to ask questions neither side is willing to ask to get at the truth neither side is really after.

    If we're bound by the idea that if it is a "law" that it is legal, then we end up with the Senator Palpatine style "I will make it legal"

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    1. Re:My answer ... by sribe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm a Libertarian who believes in Jury Nullification. I also believe that as a jury member I can ask questions of witnesses beyond the questions directed by either side, and I won't hesitate to raise my hand to ask questions neither side is willing to ask to get at the truth neither side is really after.

      Actually, there's a gradual movement where states are slowly allowing jurors to ask questions. I think eventually this will spread to all states.

      Now you don't get to raise your hand and blurt it out mid-testimony. Questions are submitted to the judge in writing, reviewed, and passed on to both sides if appropriate...

    2. Re:My answer ... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'm a Libertarian who believes in Jury Nullification.

      So am I, hence the reason why neither of us will ever serve on a jury, unless we lie or the lawyers are too stupid to ask the "right" questions.

      I also believe that as a jury member I can ask questions of witnesses beyond the questions directed by either side

      Grand Jurors can. I had to field several questions from the Grand Jurors when I testified. Hasn't really filtered down to Petit Jurors yet though.

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    3. Re:My answer ... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      BTW, not to reply twice, but would you have pushed for nullification if you were on this jury? I would have -- that case cries out for jury nullification.

      I love the sheep that served on that jury. "Even the jurors who convicted him seem to have been looking for a reason to acquit him. But the judge gave them little choice" Uhh, yeah, you HAD a choice. Nobody can FORCE you to vote for conviction. Mindless fucking sheep that did whatever the DA and Judge wanted them to. What the hell is the point? 12 people on that Jury and not a single one of them knew about nullification or had even bothered to read a civics textbook in school? Depressing.

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    4. Re:My answer ... by Nukenbar · · Score: 1

      That's why, as a former prosecutor, you would have never making it onto my jury.

    5. Re:My answer ... by blair1q · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >If we're bound by the idea that if it is a "law" that it is legal, then we end up with the Senator Palpatine style "I will make it legal"

      The law was made by representatives elected by the people. Until the constitution says there's a Senator Palpatine who has the power to make something legal on his own, that's not a good analogy.

      Juries are bound to follow the law. They get to decide if the facts in the case fit the law. They don't get to decide not to convict even though the facts fit the law. Their value is that they are citizens, not sinecured magistrates who have the physical power to write down that the facts fit the case when they don't, or to color the facts in a way that a dozen average people would find untrue. The jury system guarantees that at least 12 citizens will be witnesses to the trial, are the focus of the presentation of evidence, and will validate its outcome as a true application of the law.

      If you think the law is wrong, it's your job to get it changed before it gets to court by electing people who represent you and petitioning them for changes to the law. It's the court's job to apply it as it's written (in a statute or a past judgment), and it's an apellate courts' job to deal with situations where one of the parties to the case thinks the process did not get followed properly or the law inappropriately conflicts with another law (up to and including the constitution).

    6. Re:My answer ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's a gradual movement where states are slowly allowing jurors to ask questions. I think eventually this will spread to all states.

      Now you don't get to raise your hand and blurt it out mid-testimony. Questions are submitted to the judge in writing, reviewed, and passed on to both sides if appropriate...

      Every once in a while, I read something on Slashdot that restores my faith in humanity. Letting jurors submit questions to the judge is something that is long overdue:

      Juror #4: "So, Mr. John Wilkes Booth, the police found you slicing off pieces of flesh of the victim, with a bloody knife, and then eating them. Do you have an explanation for this?"

      Juror #9: "Mother Theresa, you seem to have trouble just walking into the jury box, can you please explain, as the prosecution asserts, how you punched Michael Tyson to death?"

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    7. Re:My answer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we're bound by the idea that if it is a "law" that it is legal

      OK, maybe I'm being thick, but isn't "it's the law" what the word "legal" means?

    8. Re:My answer ... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      They don't get to decide not to convict even though the facts fit the law.

      Yes they do. It's called jury nullification. Pretending that it doesn't exist will not change the fact that it does. Even if you outlaw nullification you will not be able to stop it -- jury deliberations are secret and they do not need to provide any explanation for why their decision.

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    9. Re:My answer ... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they're mindless fucking sheep because they were never informed about what juries are. Why would someone mindful automatically know that, no, unlike what the judge said, you can vote to acquit if you feel that serves justice, that you never have to explain your vote, and that you cannot be prosecuted for such a vote? If you haven't studied the history of the jury, you wouldn't know this, and as far as you'd know, doing anything but judging the facts would land you in jail. But no, according to you, that's being a sheep. It's attitudes like yours that continue people being uninformed, because you write them off as being sheep rather than potential students as to what a jury is really for.

    10. Re:My answer ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Violation of 2nd Amendment, not guilty.

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    11. Re:My answer ... by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      This part is interesting:

      Yet Judge Morley wouldn't allow Aitken to claim the exemption for transporting guns between residences. He wouldn't even let the jury know about it. During deliberations, the jurors asked three times about exceptions to the law, which suggests they weren't comfortable convicting Aitken. Morley refused to answer them all three times. Gilbert and Nappen, Aitken's lawyers, say he also should have been protected by a federal law that forbids states from prosecuting gun owners who are transporting guns between residences. Morley would not let Aitken cite that provision either.

      Kind of hard to be a juror when you don't have all the facts, isn't it?

    12. Re:My answer ... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      And it's the jury's job to acquit if the law is being abused. I highly recommend the book Jury Nullification, which covers the history of juries.

    13. Re:My answer ... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they're mindless fucking sheep because they were never informed about what juries are

      Yes, they are mindless fucking sheep if they are relying on someone else to educate them. We have books, libraries and the internet for a reason. If you were about to assume the responsibility of deciding if someone should lose his freedom wouldn't you take the time to educate yourself a bit? Hell, did any of them pay attention in civics class even? Jury nullification predates this Republic and I recall learning about it while studying the American revolution.

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    14. Re:My answer ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Yup. I know. My point exactly.

      Also, it isn't "your jury". :-)

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    15. Re:My answer ... by flink · · Score: 1

      So am I, hence the reason why neither of us will ever serve on a jury, unless we lie or the lawyers are too stupid to ask the "right" questions.

      I've served as a juror in two criminal trials. At neither was I asked anything beyond a rote set of questions as to whether I knew anyone on the witness list, did I have a prejudice that would affect my judgment, etc. Most trials are routine enough that selection isn't a huge issue. If you refrain from spouting some libertarian manifesto, then chances are good that if you are selected you will serve.

      Personally, I found both experiences pretty interesting.

    16. Re:My answer ... by HogGeek · · Score: 1

      Bzzt, wrong

      It is his jury, he has at least a 50% stake in picking it...

    17. Re:My answer ... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Wow, I concede to your good points, particularly educating oneself before serving.

    18. Re:My answer ... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      While it's not possible to stop it, it's also an unethical abuse of the power of the jury, and the court system assiduously warns against it. The reason being that it goes both ways, since juries that ignore the law can nullify the rights of the defendant as easily as they can nullify the law.

      And, while jury deliberations are nominally secret the first thing that happens after a trial is that the jury, the judge, and the counsel for both sides get together to informally discuss the conduct of the trial. Jurors ask questions about missing evidence (last time I served there were maybe 20 exhibits but the exhibit numbering on them went from single to triple digits), evidence that has more information than the lawyers were pointing out (generally means that both sides stipulated that the thing, while possibly very interesting, was irrelevant to the case itself), and strange turns in procedure. And the officers of the court ask about the jury's thoughts. It's all quite jovial, and in all the cases I've been on there was no reason for anyone to hesitate to be open about everything. In the case where a jury decides to nullify the law, it's probably different, but would you trust 11 other people not to feel like they should brag that they deliberately stuck it to the man?

    19. Re:My answer ... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      it's also an unethical abuse of the power of the jury

      You see an unethical abuse of power, I see a valuable check against unethical abuses of power on the part of lawmakers, judges and prosecutors.

      but would you trust 11 other people not to feel like they should brag that they deliberately stuck it to the man?

      Frankly it doesn't matter if they brag about sticking it to the man. Jurors can not be held responsible for their vote. It is not a crime to vote for acquittal.

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    20. Re:My answer ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Who voted to let TSA commit acts of sexual battery under the guise of security?

      Not all laws are voted on. Even if laws are made, doesn't make the legal. The law once said "separate but equal" but someone nullified that with the court system. Juries are part of the court system.

      If enough juries start ignoring the "law" the law becomes nullified. If enough Juries knew they could nullify the law, we'd have useless and dangerous laws revoked.

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    21. Re:My answer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows that juries are a sham. If the police arrest them they are guility as teh day is long. it's not like like the police waste their time or resources arresting people that aren't guility. Do us all a favor and get rid of this silly step. Arrest them and send them to senetncing.

    22. Re:My answer ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      you're right, so am I. He picks it with opposing counsel, and it isn't his jury.

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    23. Re:My answer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here are a few choice quotes on Jury Nullification:

      In giving the first ever instructions to a jury by the Supreme Court, Justice John Jay said in 1794, "It is presumed that juries are the best judges of facts; it is, on the other hand, presumed that courts are the best judges of law. But still both objects are within your power of decision . . . you have a right to take it upon yourselves to judge of both, and to determine the law as well as the fact in controversy."

      John Adams, second President of the United States, said of the juror, "it is not only his right, but his duty to find the verdict according to his own best understanding, judgment, and conscience, though in direct opposition to the direction of the court."

      Thomas Jefferson, third President of the United States, wrote in 1782 that, ". . . it is usual for the jurors to decide the fact, and to refer the law arising on it to the decision of the judges. But this division of the subject lies with their discretion only. And if the question relate to any point of public liberty, or if it be one of those in which the judges may be suspected of bias, the jury undertake to decide both law and fact."

      In a letter to Thomas Paine in 1789, Jefferson also wrote, "I consider trial by jury as the only anchor yet imagined by man, by which a government can be held to the principles of its constitution."

      James Madison, fourth President of the United States and chief author of the U.S. Constitution, said, "Further, the jury's veto power protects minorities from the body of the people, operating by the majority against the minority."

      (http://www.nolanchart.com/article8027.html - Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with this site or its author(s))

    24. Re:My answer ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Tyrants love to wrap themselves in the "law".

      I ask this question and most people think it is outlandish question, but it is yet very real.

      If Sharia Law is the law of this land, would you vote to hang homosexuals for their homosexuality, which is against the law? What if the fact of the case clearly show homosexual acts (video tape perhaps) and the law is clear?

      Legalized Tyranny is no less tyranny because it is legal.

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    25. Re:My answer ... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      How is this possible if regular citizens cannot or do not understand the law, as so many lawyers like to point out? Don't say that the judge or lawyers will explain it, that would be having a sinecured magistrat who have the power to dictate what the law means to fit the facts of the case when they don't or to color the definition of the law in a way that a dozen average people would find untrue.

      By having the court TELL juries how to vote, they circumvent the system. It is the lawyers job to try to convince the jury through reasoned argument, and it is the judges job to make sure that everything runs in an orderly manner.

      I can say that it horrifies me any time I hear about a judge 'instructing juries how to vote.'

    26. Re:My answer ... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I'd be the one shooting the people who were trying to make Sharia the law of the land. So your strawman is moot.

      Our system allows you an equal voice in making things legal or illegal. Once that's done, your attempt to make your voice equal to 1/12th of the population is not in keeping with the Constitution.

      And, as I said, that shit goes both ways. If judges instructed juries that they had the right to nullify the law, then judges would do so in cases where the law said to let the nigger go. Hint: that has happened. Juries can be lynch mobs as easily as they can be revolutionaries.

      Having the decision made for the reasons stated in the law and the transcript is the right thing to do. Having the decision made by 12 random dopes in a back room is the opposite of that. That they get to determine if the law fits the case is enough. If there are questions of the validity of the law, it's up to the defendant then to bring that up to the level of courts that are capable of determining it.

    27. Re:My answer ... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      And there are 200 years of quotes and cases since then showing that juries are best off determining that the law is being properly applied, not what the law should be.

      Remember, again, the jury can convict wrongfully as easily as it can acquit wrongfully. And a wrongful conviction is a far worse thing than a rightful conviction on a law that should be changed. You've got a chance that an upper court will agree the law is too broad or conflicts with the Constitution. But if it doesn't, and there's a jury standing behind the findings of fact, and there were no procedural errors in the case, then the upper courts will resoundingly affirm the conviction.

      And remember that with enough money you can present a case to convince a jury to do almost anything. But an instruction from a judge to apply the law as it's written helps ensure that the law applies to the rich as well as the poor.

    28. Re:My answer ... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      showing that juries are best off determining that the law is being properly applied

      Sounds like you just made an argument in FAVOR of nullification. If I don't think the law is being properly applied then I'm voting for acquittal even if the defendant broke the letter of said law.

      Do you think this guy deserved to be convicted of a crime? He should go to prison for seven years and permanently lose the right to own firearms and vote, along with all the other consequences that go with a felony conviction?

      Remember, again, the jury can convict wrongfully as easily as it can acquit wrongfully

      So what? That's not an argument against jury nullification. Voting for acquittal when you think the law is unfair and/or being unfairly applied is not the same thing as voting to convict an innocent man.

      And a wrongful conviction is a far worse thing than a rightful conviction on a law that should be changed.

      I'm not in the business of measuring degrees of "wrongness". If I think something is wrong you aren't going to compel me to go along with it. My conscience will trump the jury instructions.

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    29. Re:My answer ... by res+ipsa+loquitur · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, most people ask questions that aren't allowed under the rules of evidence. For example, "what was she wearing?" (this isn't relevant for a rape trial), or "Did he/she refuse to take a breathalyzer?" (Caveat - that may be admissible in some locations, but a breath test refusal is inadmissible in Massachusetts courts.)

      Want an example of a relevant question that's admissible? How about "where, exactly, in the back was he shot?" Or "Did the shot come from the right or the left?" Unfortunately, these are few & far between.

      Here's the thing; most attorneys bring out everything they can that's allowed by the rules of evidence. If you don't hear about it in court, there's a good chance that it isn't allowed by the rule of evidence. Omissions are more often a matter of law than they are a matter of legal practice.

    30. Re:My answer ... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to the common law, juries have always had the right to nullify the law. That's one reason a jury system is seen as a check on government power.

      As a practical matter, it's a natural power that cannot be prevented in the end. The jury is not obligated to explain itself and so the real reason for a not guilty verdict is not subject to investigation. The court cannot compel a juror to vote against his conscience. Note that there are judges who would have a jury believe they cannot nullify the law, but they are truly overstepping their authority

    31. Re:My answer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because things like 'Executive Orders' authorizing renditions, and torture would never be able to be authorized by the chief executive of an otherwise democratic nation.

      But that's aside from the Jury system.

  9. Cannot be worse than the current system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Wife got a jury summons last month. The summons mentioned that she could reply only. She tried, but their reply page only supported IE 5 (yes, five).

  10. For the Love of God, serve on a jury by quatin · · Score: 1

    If you're any good with reasoning and logic. Try to serve on a jury. TRY! Give them the answers they want. I've been through the jury selection process and see who they pick as your "peers". God forbid if you ever have to be trialed and all the reasonable jurors made up excuses to get out of jury duty.

    1. Re:For the Love of God, serve on a jury by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      You don't give them the answer they want, you give them the answer you think is right. Don't try to be part of the jury and don't try to get out. Just go there the day you are called answer all the questions truthfully. If they don't want you, your out. Otherwise you are in.

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    2. Re:For the Love of God, serve on a jury by quatin · · Score: 1

      The system is flawed. Your jury of peers are full of the most easily manipulated people. People who are malleable and submissive, often the un-educated. This is how wrongful convictions occur, by an imbalance in skill level of the opposing attorneys.

      The ideal jury would be those with good reasoning ability and highly educated. Those who can see past the bias of the presentation of evidence and testimony to form their own opinions of the case. These are the people who can form a neutral opinion. Therefore, I believe it a duty for those who are in the latter category to TRY to get on the jury, because someones livelihood is at stake.

    3. Re:For the Love of God, serve on a jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear what you're saying, but doesn't that just lead to people with analytical minds and critical thinking skills being discarded? The lawyers want people they can sway with emotional arguments.

    4. Re:For the Love of God, serve on a jury by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      Your jury of peers are full of the most easily manipulated people. People who are malleable and submissive, often the un-educated.

      Whenever I'm up for jury duty, people keep telling me that the attorneys never pick people in the sciences because they're harder to manipulate.

      Is there any truth to that?

    5. Re:For the Love of God, serve on a jury by Rick17JJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was a juror on a one day trail earlier this year, here in Arizona. As the jury selection process was starting, we were all very relieved to hear that this was expected to be just a one day trial. Because of that, no one felt the need to try to get out of jury duty.

      If any of us had really wanted to get out of being on the jury, there was a certain answer to one of the jury screening questions which would have most likely caused us to not be selected. There was the question of whether or not we thought that bicycles should be allowed to share the road with cars. However, we all truthfully said that we thought that bicycles should be allowed to share the road with cars.

      Just ahead of that, they had asked if any of us had never ridden a bicycle. They also asked if any of us had never driven a car. Presumably, they wanted jurors who both knew how to ride a bicycle and drive a car.

      It was a 6 person jury, with one alternate juror. About half of us had either a 2-year or 4-year college degree. All of the jurors seemed intelligent enough and took their duties seriously. Despite a few minor contradictions in the testimony, the basic facts seemed clear enough to us to find the driver of the car guilty of reckless endangerment and also guilty of a similar charge.

      The next day, at work, one of my co-workers and her husband criticized the fact that we had found the driver of the car guilty. They made it clear that they thought that bicyclists on the road were an annoying hazard, and that they thought that the bicyclist should have been the one that was found guilty. The driver of the car would been revving his engine while tailgating the bicyclist from about 6 inches behind, while refusing to go around the bicyclist. The driver of the car felt that the bicyclist should have pulled off of the narrow lane instead of trying to wave at him to him to pass.

  11. Complain of law abuse, but then shirk jury call? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US jury is the final barrier to abuse of laws and other injustices. If you excuse your way out of serving on a jury, you have little grounds to complain about abuses of law, since you passed up an opportunity to potentially stop it, if it was present in that case.

  12. I wish I'd get more Jury Duty, really... by eepok · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know I have a better understanding of science & technology (through hobbies), law (by education), logic & fallacy (by education), and value my integrity more than the vast majority of the public. I love to see the process in action (even though I decided not to be part of it professionally).

    I have, though, considered it an imaginary dream job to simply serve on juries day-in and day-out. Professional Juror! Critical thinking, creative solutions-- civil and criminal cases alike.

    1. Re:I wish I'd get more Jury Duty, really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have, though, considered it an imaginary dream job to simply serve on juries day-in and day-out. Professional Juror! Critical thinking, creative solutions-- civil and criminal cases alike.

      If you think critical thinkers would end up being jurors under a professional juror system, you are delusional. The system would weed them straight out.

    2. Re:I wish I'd get more Jury Duty, really... by eepok · · Score: 1

      Ha! Never! I know *I* would be great... but I know few others that would be.

    3. Re:I wish I'd get more Jury Duty, really... by xenapan · · Score: 0

      I felt pretty much the same way. Unfortunately by the time they finished picking Jurors I was already out. As a Computer Science graduate and a current programmer/tech support/QA I'm actually pretty decent at handling people. I would have gotten a second degree/minor in geology/philosophy/psychology but at the time it wasn't financially feasible to even pick up one for a minor.

      Unfortunately now my job is so fast paced (cause its a TINY company), I would most likely get fired cause of all the project deadlines I'd miss even if jury duty was 2 weeks.

      I'd love for there to be a full time profession as juror as I think it would be alot more mentally stimulating with the range of stuff and it would be beneficial to society.

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    4. Re:I wish I'd get more Jury Duty, really... by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      I know I have a better understanding of science & technology (through hobbies), law (by education), logic & fallacy (by education), and value my integrity more than the vast majority of the public.

      Don't worry. With those qualifications you're virtually guaranteed to be removed from the jury pool by the lawyers. You're exactly the kind of troublemaker who can't be swayed by bogus emotional pleas. Each time I've been called in for jury duty the very first thing the lawyers did was to excuse anyone who might have any knowledge of the issues or any critical thinking ability.

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  13. Implementation seems to not quite work yet by Aelyew · · Score: 1

    The jury summons I received last week had the option of responding via ejuror.co.clark.nv.us. I attempted to login and was denied access. The error message indicated that neither my social security nor birthdate matched what was in the system. However when I called in and eventually got access to a live person, both of those details were correct in the system. Color me not impressed.

  14. Jury duty letters get sent to my childhood address by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even though I haven't lived there since 1986. My mother, who has nothing else better to do, calls the number on the letter, and tells (brags) that her son is working on another continent. She has repeatedly requested that my name be removed from the list, which doesn't seem to work. She was called up herself, but given that she was over 80, and has heath problems she didn't want to serve. But neither the DA or the defense wanted to excuse her. Did they think that old ladies can be manipulated?

    Anyway the case was against a cop from her town being charged for using excessive force or something like that. She was finally so frustrated at not being excused, that when the judge asked her at the end, if there was anything she would like to say, she answered, "I could never find a police officer from my town guilty." I would have thought that the DA would have asked her that, but I guess he was hoping that he had a senior citizen to manipulate.

    When my father was called up jury duty, he told me how the selection process went. He was a quiet person, but a very astute observer. Both the DA and the defense kicked off anyone prospective juror who had half a brain. The first question presented to him was about his education and profession. Both the DA and the defense attorney stood up, the judge laughed, and said to my father, "Go home."

    Now that I am older, and could afford to spend to spend some time on a jury, I wouldn't mind doing so. But I would probably get chucked as fast as my dad did.

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  15. Weeding out the indifferent... by Nags14 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems that if people have the option to run away from this responsibility, the people who choose to do so are the ones who we wouldn't care to have on the jury anyway. I don't know about everyone else, but if I was being convicted of a crime I didn't commit, I would rather have the people that are willing to take the time out of their lives to do so, then the ones who will vote the way of the majority in order to end the process quickly.

    1. Re:Weeding out the indifferent... by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

      I read an article about this a while back. IIRC, juries are generally made up of old people, who also bias female, government employees and union members. Everyone else has to work or take care of their kids. The stats get stronger based on the length of the trial, which makes sense. I served on a trial that was one week, which was the same amount of time as the jury duty. Any longer and I would have had to bail because I couldn't afford to take unpaid time off.

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    2. Re:Weeding out the indifferent... by stephathome · · Score: 1

      Very true about government employees. My husband works for the state, and they get paid just like normal for jury duty. We rather like that it makes jury duty an easy service for him rather than a financial issue. He's one of those people who gets it every two years, just about like clockwork. The one awkward time was when he got two summons about a week apart, one for Federal and one for Superior court, as I recall. Took a few calls to sort that one out, since you aren't supposed to do both so close together.

    3. Re:Weeding out the indifferent... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      You cannot be out of work for 1 week?
      What would you do if you lost your job or your employer closed down?
      What would you do in the event of a family member or even animal you own becoming ill or injured?

    4. Re:Weeding out the indifferent... by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to dip into emergency funds to serve on a jury - those funds are for emergencies. Some cases take months.

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    5. Re:Weeding out the indifferent... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Didn't run away, I was "too smart".

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    6. Re:Weeding out the indifferent... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      And if I was being convicted of a crime I didn't commit, I wouldn't care how willing the jury was to take the time to serve. I'd be just as upset. Maybe even more so....

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  16. Here's a better way to get out of jury duty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never mind the outlandish costumes or personality quirks that smack of the obvious. Just simply state you are a law fanatic, and are eager to get on a case where you can make new law. You'll get rejected immediately.

    1. Re:Here's a better way to get out of jury duty. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      When I was younger, before I decided that I would want to serve...

      They give out a questionnaire. One of the questions was "is there any other reason why you feel you would have a hard time being impartial".

      I wrote simply "Just my resentment at being forced to participate in a system that I don't believe in".

      No idea if most judges even read them. However, one of the cases was a rape case, and for that one, they called each potential juror in individually. I was called in, I sat down. The judge looked down at my questionaire for a second and immediately said "You are dismissed".

      What can they do? Punish me for honesty?

      -Steve

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    2. Re:Here's a better way to get out of jury duty. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You don't believe in trial by jury? Please tell us the alternative you do believe in.

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    3. Re:Here's a better way to get out of jury duty. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      It isn't so much about trial by jury I don't believe in, its the law I don't believe in. Trial as a form of redress of grievance, I am ok with, as a general concept. Its the specific implementation of it, the so called government (that I just consider to be a gang).

      Its like... how much would you believe in "the system" if "the system" was an MS-13 gang member telling you to show up in the park to be on a "jury" in their new trial system. I don't see how this court system is more legitimate than that.

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  17. Arizona does this by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    If the jury has a question they hand it to the clerk, and the judge gets to decide if it gets asked. Works well in that it maintains the order of a court room (a court isn't supposed to be something where anything goes) and protects the defendant's rights and so on, but lets the jury get relevant information that they have an interest in.

  18. This would be great by Mister+Fright · · Score: 1

    I would have loved to have this in my district when I was summoned for the second time. Hopefully this system checks if a potential juror is exempt because they previously served within the last two years or whatever and doesn't even send a notice out. I was so angry when they mailed me that second summons and I had to tell them I'm exempt, something that they should already know. I'm sure they had to verify my exemption by easily looking it up, but no, they had to waste my tax dollars and money.

    To all saying you should serve as a juror especially if you are logical and would make good choices - part of the juror selection process (at least what I went through) is the judge asks you some questions about what you do, your job, and some other things to make you comfortable and at ease. Then the counsel for both sides takes turns saying which jurors they don't want to server. And guess what. They selected the scientists and engineers to not be their jurors. I was still on there because I think they reached their limit of who to throw off (I'd like to think I'm one of those smart people they'd throw off since I'm a mathematician/computer scientist that studies philosophy of science on the side.) Why throw off the smart ones? My guess is they think they're less moved by emotion and listen more to reason.

  19. Re:Jury duty letters get sent to my childhood addr by Yossarian45793 · · Score: 1

    I served on a jury in Wake County (NC) and my experience was the opposite. To a person all 14 of us were college educated and about half the jurors had higher than college level education. The only people who were excused were people with ties to law enforcement and people who had been on the receiving end of law enforcement in the past.

  20. Re:Jury duty letters get sent to my childhood addr by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it may depend on the area. I've seen some trials where some smart people have served. An interesting major case with that would be the Terry Childs case. One of the jurors had a CCIE. Means not only is he extremely smart, but extremely knowledgeable in the technical aspects that will come up. However he was chosen to serve. There is no universal truth to selection in my experience.

    As for stupid summons I've got a good one:

    My mom is a Canadian by birth, and never bothered to immigrate to the US (well she did actually 1 year before moving back to Canada). Had her green card for decades and all was well. Periodically she'd get a jury summons. She'd mark the "I'm not a citizen," box and that was that but they didn't take her off the list. One time she gets a summons, makes the "Go away box," gets a "You have to come or we'll issue a warrant for your arrest," letter. So she goes. The case is for something minor and the judge starts off with a speech to the effect of "This case will be done before the end of the day, so I don't want to hear any lame excuses why you don't have time to serve. That said, does anyone have a legit reason they can't be here?" Mom timidly raised her hand and said "I'm Canadian." The judge was flabbergasted said "Do you have your green card? Come here!" She showed him her green card, he wrote down her name and turned to a deputy and said "Get her off the list, I don't want to hear she's been bothered again." He then apologized to my mom and she left. Never got a summons again.

  21. Jury Nullification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want out of jury duty just say: "I'm a proponent of jury nullification"

  22. Headline 2011: eJury hacker found innocent... by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    ...trial by jury, who, by some random coincidence, all also happened to be computer hackers.

  23. election judges make more for 1 day work then jury by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    election judges make more for 1 day work then some jurys make in 2-3 days.

    jury pay should be at least $100-$200 a day + transportation expenses. And $300 + a day if you are sequestered overnight.

  24. Scheduling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've tried to fulfill my civic duty (or at least get to the part where they toss me during jury selection based on my education).... but the county where I live has bizzaro scheduling rules for jury duty
    - You are "on call" for a month
    - You have to call every single morning to find out if you were selected for that particular day

    both occasions I've received summons have been months where I was scheduled to travel for work and couldn't sit around on my ass for an entire month waiting to randomly get called. After the first summons, I submitted a deferment with a simple explanation e.g. "I cannot serve this month but will gladly serve during any of the following months ___, ____, ...". They deferred the duty, but ignored the rescheduling request. A few months later they send me another summons during another inconvenient time and now refused to defer further despite a detailed letter and several calls. The irate lady on the phone wouldn't budge. Conversation went something like this

    clerk : You are scheduled for jury duty this coming month
    me : I won't be home that month, but will gladly serve during ______ months
    clerk : your duty is for the NEXT month
    me : I understand, but I am on travel for business that entire month, can we please defer the duty to another date and I will definitely serve
    clerk : we have already granted you one deferment
    me : I am physically on the OTHER SIDE of the country trying to earn a living right now, it is impractical for me to fly back and sit at home for the entire month waiting to possibly get picked by your inane process
    clerk : if you don't show up next month I will have a warrant served by the sheriff for your appearance.

    I finally just sent them a utility bill from one of the properties I own in another state and told them to go pound sand. They haven't bothered me since. The kicker is that I was perfectly willing to serve had they shown a little bit of flexibility in the scheduling (or just had a less retarded process).

  25. Re:Jury duty letters get sent to my childhood addr by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Note to self: If accused of a crime that I didn't commit, get the jurisdiction transfered to Wake County (NC). And try the pulled pork.

    Yossarian? What kind of name is Yossarian?

    It's Yossarian's name, sir.

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  26. Here in Dallas by Aerynvala · · Score: 1

    they have us on it this year. All it saved me doing was dropping the survey in the mail or handing it in at the baliff's office. If I had needed to get out of going downtown I could have entered my reason on-line, but the notice itself came in the physical mail. As I have the past two years, I was dismissed before we even got into a court-room for the lawyers to talk to us. I donated my $6 to help at risk youth.

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  27. BS -- I've served and I have a doctorate by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    The idea that educated people aren't selected for a jury just isn't true. I've served, and I have a doctorate in microbiology -- and there was another professor on the jury as well. Obviously both the defense and the prosecution want to eliminate people who would be biased against their side (and take turns doing this from the initial pool), but there is no reason why the educated can't be unbiased.

  28. judges should serve for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then judges and clerks and everyone else should serve for free.

    Frankly paying someone 5 dollars a day (but nothing the first day) for "the highest civic duty in this country" and preventing them from working an undetermined amount of days is a spit in the face. Either the job is important, or it isn't. If it is important, let's take some money from those overpaid government weasels and pay the people, and they'll WANT to go.

    We pay the military personnel too, and give them benefits, and that's also a civic duty.

  29. My grandfather's response was always ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If he weren't guilty, the police wouldn't have arrested him."

    Kept him off regular juries, but he did spend a year on his county's grand jury ... :-(

  30. Cross-Platform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it a cross-platform solution?m Or can I use Windows (my lack thereof) as an excuse?

  31. Re:Jury duty letters get sent to my childhood addr by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

    I served on a jury as foreman in a small town in Indiana (Nashville).

    Background: 2 city cops were railroading a guy all of us perceived as innocent (the cop lied 3 times during testimony and deposition).

    During selection, they started with 40 people. 20 were immediately dismissed due to questionnaire. Out of the 20, the school superintendant dismissed, family with law enforcement ties were dismissed, as were others that had conflict in the case. And I had broke my shoulder 3 weeks prior, so im in a sling. Everything was 'decent' in terms of no discrimination on schooling or intelligence. And it was painless.

    However, during sequestering, I heard some of the most bile I've heard from others. I DO NOT like authority only because almost all abuse it. This case was no exception, but my fellow jurors went to the point of "I know who that cop is, and he's a dirty one." then she proceeds to tell stories about his covered dirt. I stayed... ahem... impartial, but the cop lied about his own testimony in open court.

    I asked the judge in her quarters why wont he be charged with perjury. No answer...

    That case alone let me know that the jury system does work. We would have acquitted within 10 minutes f cop 1's testimony.

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  32. Re:Jury duty letters get sent to my childhood addr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a very similar experience with selective service registration (in case they ever decide to reinstate the draft) when I moved to the U.S. on a non-immigrant visa. They found me within three weeks of my arrival, but it took telling them twice that I wasn't a citizen for them to leave me alone, and even then, it may have had more to do with the fact that I passed the maximum age during that period. My question is if they can find 18-24 year olds so easily, why do they need a database? It is not like the draft is currently in effect.

  33. Re:Jury duty letters get sent to my childhood addr by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Yep. I did too.

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  34. What's the problem anyway? by Restil · · Score: 1

    I guess I can understand someone who works by traveling all the time, who has to schedule weeks or months in advance, a jury summons can provide a major financial hardship, not only for the one called to serve, but the business that he works for. However, most people, especially the ones with typical 9 to 5 jobs, should have no trouble attending jury duty. Heck, I wish they'd call me more often. I get to sit in a courtroom for a couple hours, until they either assign me to a panel or decide they don't need me. If they don't need me, I get to spend the rest of the day at home, and I still get a full day's pay from my job (in addition to the pittance that I get paid for jury duty itself). If I were to get selected for a jury, I'd get paid my full wages for each day the trial lasts (up to 2 weeks), PLUS an extra $50 a day. I personally think it'd be an interesting experience to actually get on a jury. I wouldn't want to be on one for months at a time, but doing that for a week instead of going to my day job would be a welcome change of pace. Oh well.

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    1. Re:What's the problem anyway? by neminem · · Score: 1

      If I got paid, I'd be happy too. I just got called last week, and while it was nice sitting around all day on Thursday reading a book instead of working, and I agree it would have been interesting had I actually been called to sit on a trial... work made me use sicktime. If I'd actually been called to sit on a trial, I would have run out of sicktime quite quickly, and I just wouldn't get paid. (And, $50 a day? It's 15, here. Might as well be nothing.)

  35. Re:election judges make more for 1 day work then j by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your statement might make some sense if you used THAN in place of THEN.

  36. eJoker by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

    I don't know if my county uses eJuror or some other online system, but "got lost in the cloud, or that the network was down, or the Internet ate it" would all be perfectly valid excuses. It was horrible software. Bad UI, confusing directions, and it hung after my final "Submit" press, so I had no idea if the whole thing had been processed or not. Nephew-ware of the worst kind.

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  37. Economic hardship by calidoscope · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you have reasonable grounds for an excuse from jury duty due to economic hardship. My company only pays for two weeks of jury duty per year, which gives me an out for trials expected to last longer than two weeks.

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  38. Re:Jury duty letters get sent to my childhood addr by kuroth · · Score: 1

    Even though I haven't lived there since 1986. My mother, who has nothing else better to do, calls the number on the letter, and tells (brags) that her son is working on another continent. She has repeatedly requested that my name be removed from the list, which doesn't seem to work.

    I'm the eJuror administrator at a Federal courthouse.

    Jury wheels are based on voter registration rolls (or, in very few states, city/town residency records) for the state the court is in. If you're still getting service requests, it's because you haven't updated your voter registration to reflect your new address (or, in the aforementioned very few states, your local clerk is still submitting your name as a resident).

    The jury wheel is reloaded every 1-4 years, depending on the district. If your name is still being submitted by the state or town, you're going to stay in the list. The people at the Federal courthouse don't have the authority to remove you from the list, and calling them will have no effect.