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  1. Re:What the fuck? on AMD Launches New Higher-End Kaveri APUs A10-7800 and A6-7400K · · Score: 2

    Product placement. It's advertising. I presume someone at Slashdot is smart enough to get paid for this, although that may not be a reasonable assumption.

  2. and make him egligible on Amputee Is German Long Jump Champion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Egg lig ibble? Really? Egg lig ibble?

    I understand that the title "Slashdot Editor" is intended largely for comedic effect... I hope. Perhaps we could just get the place renamed to Slapstick.com ...oh, that's taken. How about Slapdash.com, that seems to be up for sale.

  3. Re:NASA on Laser Eye Surgery, Revisited 10 Years Later · · Score: 1

    The U.S. Air Force, at least, is just fine with corrective eye surgery. It's been used quite a bit to improve the vision of prospective pilots.

  4. That... looks... horrible. on A Warm-Feeling Wooden Keyboard (Video) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I like the ergonomic style, pioneered by Apple (AFAIK), who abandoned it, then taken up by Microsoft, which has made ever cheaper and more bloated versions of an originally nice product.

    The bottom arced keys on this thing are a complete horror-show, though. And all of the keys are the same size?

    I've seen a lot of alternative keyboard designs come and go. I'm not sure this one will come before it goes. /cue Blazing Saddles sketch

  5. Flattened icons were good enough for Windows 3.0 on Mac OS X Yosemite Beta Opens · · Score: 2

    ...and if they were good enough for my Dad, they're good enough for me.

    It's always "change for the sake of upgrades" with these guys. Microsoft went from flat icons, to 3D icons tilted one way, to 3D icons tilted the other way, and now back to... flat, yes, I'm glad we're continuing to improve by revolving around in circles. Possibly they got the idea from the "busy" cursor.

    Prepare to buy new copies of all your software because they have old-fashioned icons but, not sufficiently old-fashioned icons.

  6. Garbage in, garbage out on UEA Research Shows Oceans Vital For Possibility of Alien Life · · Score: 1

    Not to put too fine a point on it, right? Look, you need to base a model on something before you can even guess it might possibly mean something. World of Warcraft is a lovely model, but it doesn't predict the nature of life on other planets, it's just a game. This is not remotely news. Get back to us when it's been demonstrated to reliably predict the presence of life.

  7. Do we want to know why this change breaks Fark? on Verizon Boosts FiOS Uploads To Match Downloads · · Score: 1

    I'm on Verizon. Fark has been unreachable all day. This appears to be Verizon's problem, not Fark's, so... the fark is going on here? How does a major ISP lose connectivity to a major news-like site?

  8. Re:Why fly over a war zone? on Malaysian Passenger Plane Reportedly Shot Down Over Ukraine · · Score: 1

    Witness the valiant (and consistently failed efforts) of our very own Slashdot editors.

    Slashdot doesn't have editors. That's just some sort of weird courtesy title, apparently not intended to convey any actual meaning.

  9. Re:Pairing? on Nearly 25 Years Ago, IBM Helped Save Macintosh · · Score: 1

    The hell is wrong with your font?

  10. Re:11k...? on Pushdo Trojan Infects 11,000 Systems In 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    Yup. Someone sneezed, everybody panic! ...this is not news.

  11. Re:Not the first time! on Sony Forgets To Pay For Domain, Hilarity Ensues · · Score: 2

    I long for the good ole days when they actually send out paper invoices in envelopes! ;^)

    You actually still look at your paper mail? I tend to assume it's all just spam. Then again, I tend to assume that of my email, too. What was the last year we had a communications system that had more signal than noise? It seems to have been a while.

  12. These are not self-guiding bullets. on DARPA Successfully Demonstrates Self-Guiding Bullets · · Score: 1

    I could get tired of these click-bait sensationalized titles. It's clear even in the summary that the bullet is human-guided. Ok, it can redirect itself in flight, that's cool, but that's not remotely what we were told.

  13. outdated. again. on By 2045 'The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,' and That Could Be a Problem · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is like a Reddit thread several days out of date. The content is fine, sort've, but it's not current.

  14. Brought to you by the American Dairy Association on Endorphins Make Tanning Addictive · · Score: 1

    ...who would like to remind you that sunshine will kill you, so be sure to get your vitamin D by drinking four to eight glasses of milk every day.

  15. The Great Depression was made longer and deeper on Fixing China's Greenhouse Gas Emissions For Them · · Score: 1

    by... anyone? Anyone? That's right, the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act... Let's just destroy the global economy for the sake of the world, shall we?

  16. Behind on the news... three panels. Finished. on Bill Watterson (briefly) Returns To Comics · · Score: 4, Informative
  17. Of course not, you fool! I'd build a tungsten horse with diamond teeth and flaming laser eyes to terrify my... I mean, to more efficiently commute.

  18. Re:You have no idea on Steve Jobs Defied Convention, and Perhaps the Law · · Score: 0

    I really have a difficult time accepting economic advice from a man who doesn't know that the dollar sign goes before the number. Have you actually never bought or sold anything?

  19. Re:My mother just called a couple hours ago on Why Microsoft Shouldn't Patch the XP Internet Explorer Flaw · · Score: 0

    I told her the Automatic Updates will keep her safe.

    Yeah, ummm... I tend to leave on Auto Updates for my Dad, too, and he's even got a god-awful antivirus product, but that's only because I think they might be slightly better than the alternatives, for him. I've seen more machines bricked by Automatic Updates and by McAfee/Norton products than by viruses.

  20. wimp on The Ways Programming Is Hard · · Score: 2

    Wimp working for an excessively-large company with rules that might allow "casual Fridays" with strict dress codes. He's whining about corporate culture, not programming. The "Neo" problem that first gave you the hint that he wasn't an actual hacker, just some script kiddy in a minimum-wage cubicle farm.

  21. Re:When popularity rules on Gary Kildall, Father of the PC OS, Finally Gets His Due · · Score: 3, Funny

    I smell a troll

    Take a shower.

  22. the future in the past on NYPD's Twitter Campaign Backfires · · Score: 1

    Can slashdot not find something better to do than repost news that we read two days ago on reddit? If I wanted another re-re-repost, reddit's already got me covered.

  23. Re:If you can learn to put a beer down while drivi on The Case For a Safer Smartphone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or we could cut off their hands! That would work, right? ...mandatory sentences, my ass. Haven't we had enough of "zero tolerance" rules already? They're much worse than the problems they purport to solve.

  24. Re:WHAT? on Ask Slashdot: Are You Apocalypse-Useful? · · Score: 1

    Not computer scientists or programmers. They wouldn't have the faintest clue how to produce regulated 120 VAC @ 60Hz.

    Bub, I was taught computer science back when punched cards were barely out of fashion. I can build you a computer out of sticks and water or spheres. Granted, it wouldn't be playing HalfLife3, but it might have a few conceivable uses. Meantime, perhaps the carpenter could use a hand.

  25. Honestly, I'm completely sick of you morons. on PayPal Denies Teen Reward For Finding Bug · · Score: 1

    Is there no button to delete your slashdot account? ...work on that.