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Antidepressants In the Water Are Making Shrimp Suicidal
Antidepressants may help a lot of people get up in the morning but new research shows they are making shrimp swim into that big bowl of cocktail sauce in the sky. Alex Ford, a marine biologist at the University of Portsmouth, found that shrimp exposed to the antidepressant fluoxetine are 5 times more likely to swim towards light instead of away from it. Shrimp usually swim away from light as it is associated with birds or fishermen.
By hiding the light with a nice thick layer of oil?
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I don't think it's that they want to die.
They probably just don't fear the light anymore.
So "go into the light!!!11" doesn't work for shrimp?!
How does shrimp kill themselves?! They use a pistol...
how long until
Since you can't really put a shrimp on a shrink-couch and ask it about its feelings, it is very hard to say whether the shrimp are "suicidal" or whether their fear responses are being blunted.
More than a few antidepressants also have some anti-anxiety properties, which are often quite useful in a theraputic context; but for an organism that is tiny and made of meat, "anti-anxiety" and "pro-suicide" might be uncomfortably close...
with a some ground up anti-depressants and a flashlight. hope to catch some happy shrimp.
At least the shrimp have an easier time of committing suicide, because the ocean sound near Seattle is turning acidic ...
Mind you, most of the crustaceans here are clams, but we do have giant sea creatures.
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That sounds sooo good right now. I should get my deep fryer and my flashlight and head out to the ocean!!
Many times, antidepressants will give people motivation before relieving the anxiety or depression. Thus, if someone is going to become suicidal, it's usually within 2 weeks of starting an antidepressant. Not that this factoid has anything to do with shrimp... just sayin'.
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Why exactly is light being associated with birds; are they carrying flashlights when hunting for shrimp now? Okay, maybe surface light in general, but I'm not so sure that qualifies the shrimp as being suicidal.
This seems like it could be rewritten under a new slant.
"Antidepressants in Water Increase Fisherman's Shrimp Yield"
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This is really depressing.
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Shrimp with fluoxetine (Prozac) go towards the light and get caught easier by fisherman? Prozac makes me feel good... so.. eating shrimp with Prozac is like eating... chocolate.. makes me feel good... Yumm... bumper crop of chocolate shrimp... I bet the sea birds eating the shrimp have high levels of Prozac too... humm.. chocolate seagulls....
"Step in to the light...there is peace and tranquility in the light"
Prescriptions for antidepressants have skyrocketed in recent years, but this is one of the very first attempts to figure out what ecological impact all that pharmaceutical sewage could have.
We've got to keep our emotions down. Keep a stiff upper lip. Do our part. Keep America humming. Can't show weakness. All that horseshit.
Why?
Because corporate America demands it! Don't like it! You're unemployable! You don't "fit in" - etc.... etc... etc....
Want to know where to place the blame? Look at the Fortune 500. Goddamn motherfuckers are run by sociopaths.
Suck it in! Business is more important than anything!
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Yep, all those birds carrying flashlights are just feasting on shrimp now!
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Swim? I thought they sort of scuttled about on the bottom. Why would they start 'swimming' towards the surface?
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Do the shrimps have weekly discussions about health and safety? Or do shrimp mothers tell their children through complex feeler wafting that lights represent a danger?
No, this is pretty much instinctive behaviour. Because it is instinctive behaviour, you can't antropomorphize their motivations for changing it.
E.g. birds using singing for mating. If you gave antidepressants to birds and they stopped singing, would this mean it's because they have stopped wanting to have sex?
If the shrimp choose to swim towards my frying pan then so be it...who am I to argue with drug induced suicidal tendencies?
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When I saw the headline, I wondered just how a shrimp becomes "suicidal".
Suicide is one intentionally taking their own life, not making behavioral or life-style choices that may increase the chance of an early demise. Unless their intent is to swim toward the light so that they can be killed, "suicidal" is quite sensationalist.
Otherwise, we could start describing all kinds of poor decision making and unhealthy lifestyle choices of humans as "suicidal."
Maybe they wouldn't be so suicidal if they had some anti-depressants. Oh, wait...
Lots of shrimp are already being affected by this. People take the antidepressants which then get into the wastewater which gets into the ocean. That makes it a real environmental concern (albeit a minor one; other ones are justifiably topping the list at the moment) and not a joke.
IMO it just goes to show that the law of unintended consequences is damn near universally applicable.
Your brain is not a computer.
Argh! Must not cope with the sad article through medication! Must tough it out!
Once you start despising the jerks, you become one.
Does anyone else find the shrimp behavior opposite to our own? These shrimp approach a light source when they are suicidally depressed. Humans need sunlight to prevent depression. We even use light therapy to treat "Seasonal Affective Disorder" (SAD) in countries above the Arctic Circle.
Nah, shrimps are not suicidal. They are just experiencing that disco dancing feeling you get when you in Prozac.
It's just an experiment with a single antidepressant, fluoxetine (aka Prozac). Who knows what reaction they will have with the copious other AD's on the market.
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When I saw the headline, I wondered just how a shrimp becomes "suicidal".
Suicide is one intentionally taking their own life, not making behavioral or life-style choices that may increase the chance of an early demise. Unless their intent is to swim toward the light so that they can be killed, "suicidal" is quite sensationalist.
Otherwise, we could start describing all kinds of poor decision making and unhealthy lifestyle choices of humans as "suicidal."
Many human lifestyle choices may be "suicidal". Smoking tobacco causes heart attack, strokes, and many cancers. This is slow suicide, but it's still suicide.
If they were hiding in the darness that sounds like they were already depressed. They took an AD and it is working so it only seems reasonable that they might want to go play in the sun a little.
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Okay, after reading the summery of the study. Parasites in shrimp can cause them to travel toward light and swim against gravity. The parasites act as a serotonin modulator. One particular antidepressant Fluoxetine does the same thing. This action can be bad for the shrimp. The level of Fluoxetine was 100 ng/L. How many liters in the gulf? About 2.43400 × 10^18 liters. So we need to dump a littler over 24 million metric tons of Fluoxetine into the gulf to see this concentration? Actually I am asking, I could be wrong on my math.
Oh I get it, waste drugs should not be put into the ecosystem. They can affect animals just as much as humans. But the story this links to is just FUD and the study is behind a paywall.
There's depressed shrimp, bipolar shrimp, schizophrenic shrimp, manic depressive shrimp, pyromaniac shrimp (particularly dangerous at the moment), dementia shrimp, autistic shrimp, megalomanic shirmp, obsessive-compulsive shrimp, sleep walking shrimp, voyeuristic shrimp, shrimp gumbo, shrimp cocktail, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.
Or whatever you call baby shrimp.
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I always wonder how many of these meds make it into the water supply. Another fda failure
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Randy Newman should write a song about this.
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It does to the shrimp what it does to humans. They're just confusing the desired outgoing, trusting disposition with being suicidal. Arguably, removing fear (and especially fear of social interactions) helps fight/relieve depression.
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp are the wingnuts of the sea. There's suicidal shrimp, paranoid shrimp, depressed shrimp, manic shrimp, psychotic shrimp, neurotic shrimp, borderline personality shrimp, obsessive compulsive shrimp, narcissistic shrimp, agoraphobic shrimp, social anxiety disordered shrimp, schizophrenic shrimp, munchausen's by proxy shrimp, cyclothymic shrimp, anorexic shrimp, catatonic shrimp, tourette's shrimp, PTSD shrimp, Asperger's shrimp, that's... that's about it.
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I suspect this is normal... considering they are being called "shrimp" all the time. Or is it shrimps. Or shrimpi.
I was on Fluoxetine for a while until deciding that I no longer wanted my brain to be fed this stuff. Being concerned about its effects on the environment and the millions of people on this stuff helped me to make the decision to come of it and deal with the depression myself using alternative methods.
Am now taking a St John's wort tablet each morning with breakfast and a 5-HTP tablet before bedtime. Have felt great, if not better, than when I was on Fluoxetine. And I'm pretty sure that St John's wort is not going to harm Shrimps.
However, calling these things suicide, when they lack the actual intent to kill one's self, but calling any of those things suicide is just dumbing down the meaning of the word.
Damnit, I saw the redundant phrasing 1 second after I hit submit. I might as well point it out myself before some grammar Nazi jumps in on it...
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make sure you cook those suckers well. You don't want any of the little bastards jumping off your plate and start raping and murdering you.
OK, I haven't read the article. But from the summary, how can you conclude that the shrimps moving towards the light makes them suicidal? Couldn't they just be becoming blind?
Antidepressants may help a lot of people get up in the morning
That’s not like taking Ecstasy and Cocaine to “get up in the morning”. It IS taking Ecstasy and Cocaine to “get up in the morning”.
Please tell me he was only joking. I’m serious. I’m very confused right now. This can’t be real, can it? He GOT to be kidding, and I just majority wooshed myself, right? ^^
Although, no offense my fellow Americans, but I hope you’re not surprised that I can actually imagine it being true. :/
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Increased suicide rates have been a known side effect of antidepressants for years. Because of this, amongst other things, one should avoid Diazepam/Valium when having severe depression.
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What if we eat said depressing shrimp? Will that in turn make us depressed as well? In that case, lets give some to the BP CEO so he can actually start feeling the pain of what he's killing.
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Given that Scientology hates antidepressants in particular and psychiatry in general, I wonder how long it will take them to use this study to argue against using antidepressants.
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prawn again! Swim to the light my child and we will accept you. On a serious note. People can be sooooo depressed that they CBA to kill them self, so they start taking AD's and then 3-4 weeks later kill them self when they have motivation. :(
It's curious what sort of science makes it to the national news.
There are some odd aspects to the reported data. The effect seems to go away at higher doses. This is not unheard-of, and could be real, but it does raise a red flag. In one experiment, they saw an trend toward an effect on phototaxis in week 3, but not weeks one and 2, and the variability was so high it wasn't significant. So they repeated the experiment. On the second try, they saw an effect in all 3 weeks and this time it was significant. There are similar anomalies with respect to geotaxis. Repeating an experiment until you get the result you want is a bit shaky statistically (although it is often done) and will tend to exaggerate statistical significance. Reporting the two experiments separately is a bit odd, also; most people would tend to average multiple experiments together rather than reporting them separately. I would never publish an experiment that was done only twice and produced significant results in only a single trial.
So the result might be right, but there are enough oddities that I won't take it very seriously until it has been repeated. If the effect is real, but only occurs in a very narrow dose range as the data appears to show, it may not be particularly meaningful even if it is real--how often will shrimp in the wild be exposed to that narrow concentration range that appears to cause a problem?
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Look up "eye-stalk ablation"
Normally, most shrimp will reproduce just once. Cut off one of their eyes, however, and they'll keep regenerating the needed parts and reproduce many, many more times.
If only the shrimp had the courtesy to jump into a pan with a little bit of butter and lightly fry themselves first.