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  1. Re:An electric pod car for pod people. on The Chevy Segway Keeps On Rolling (Video) · · Score: 1

    It stinks!

    MST3K also riffed on Pumaman. Plus you have P.U.M.A. EN-V to contemplate. Sounds like someone in marketing is having a bit of fun here.

  2. Re:Funny, I don't seem to remember hearing about i on Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship · · Score: 1

    They were too busy saying things like "Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket."

  3. Thanks for calling, listener. on Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship · · Score: 1
  4. Re:Orbit makes little sense. Surface little more. on Russia Talks Moon Base With NASA, ESA · · Score: 1

    That would be interesting, but I'de hate to see what happens when that breaks down.

    You call Otis?

  5. Re:Scorpions? on Russian Scientist Claims Signs of Life Spotted On Venus · · Score: 1

    And hey, there are hurricane-force winds on Venus. See how it all comes together?

  6. Re:Scorpions? on Russian Scientist Claims Signs of Life Spotted On Venus · · Score: 1

    Your post rocked me like a hurricane.

  7. Re:Looking at the problem backwards. on International Organization To Assess Earth Defense From Space Dangers · · Score: 1

    What's the environmental equivalent of a firewall, then? Should I buy Norton AntiDesertification 2012?

  8. Re:NEOShield? That's all they could come up with? on International Organization To Assess Earth Defense From Space Dangers · · Score: 1

    We need to be protected from the devastation wrought by more Keanu Reeves movies. I mean...whoa...

  9. Re:Cellulosic ethanol comes up short on Engineered Stomach Microbe Converts Seaweed Into Ethanol · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I thought about that after posting. I used 'lignin' as a blanket statement for any and all methods here. But this has been tried before, as I implied; here's a 1979 news clipping about floating kelp being gasified into methane for use as fuel, for instance. (I can't load these Google News archive pieces in Chrome for some reason, btw).

    There have been heaps of schemes for sea-based algae farms growing biofuels, too. Lignin isn't an issue there either. There seems little new in this approach; would it be able to compete with good ol' corn based ethanol? There's so much built infrastructure for that already, and massive corporations throwing their weight behind it. TFA mentions a potential yield of 1% of US demand being met by about 1% of available offshore area, which might be utilized for fuel additives; but how could such a scheme compete with their terrestrial equivalents? Which is why I've always had my doubts about these approaches, to justify going offshore for any resource you need something with high yields and profits, meaning hydrocarbons or fish, pretty much. It just isn't worth it attempting to mine the seafloor yet.

  10. Re:Cellulosic ethanol comes up short on Engineered Stomach Microbe Converts Seaweed Into Ethanol · · Score: 1

    Whoops, forgot that link: Saving Oil in a Hurry.

  11. Cellulosic ethanol comes up short on Engineered Stomach Microbe Converts Seaweed Into Ethanol · · Score: 4, Informative

    The WSJ had an article last month on the Cellulosic Ethanol Debacle. The various approaches just haven't worked at all. Try whatever tabletop approach catches your fancy but in the real world lignin just doesn't scale up to anything approaching meaningful commercial volumes, as of yet anyway. And our tax dollars go towards these attempts, keep in mind.

    People have been fiddling about with these approaches for almost a century too, and making all manner of grandiose claims; I've parsed news clippings from the 1920s promising a coming era of limitless cheap ethanol to replace rock oil. It would take catastrophically high crude oil prices to really spur development here, but chances are we'd also turn to dirtier approaches like coal-to-liquids which are somewhat more profitable and scalable; or simply employ conservation to the point where the price would drop back down anyway. The International Energy Agency had an excellent document on approaches for
    Saving Oil in a Hurry, which may be of interest.

  12. Re:I didn't know you could name them... on BBC Show Stargazing Live Leads To Exoplanet Discovery · · Score: 1

    Oh great. "Welcome to Planet Slashdot. In Planet Slashdot your order takes you."

  13. Re:Google blackout on Wikipedia Still Set For Full Blackout Wednesday · · Score: 1

    What are these sites like the one mentioned in TFS, and these alternatives you guys keep talking about? All I'm familiar with is the Uncyclopedia. Seems bona fide.

    On the front page today:

    Please note: As soon as we get around to setting something up,
    the English Uncyclopedia will do... something. Possibly. If we remember.

    Today's Featured Article - Twilight (novel)

    Words are hard. Math is hard. Life is hard. Having a boyfriend is hard — but important. Jacob's hands are hard, too. So are his teeth. But he's not the vampire; that's Edward. And you know what? Edward is hard — and cold — and a boyfriend; he is, along with Jacob, one of the stars of Twilight.
    Twilight is a book about hardship and boyfriends and vampires, and it is also hard — to read, that is; the author, Stephanie Meyer, fills it with parentheticals and asides that sometimes get so far off track that it's hard to tell what the sentence, let alone paragraph, was even about, and sometimes, sometimes it gets to the point where the entire thing might as well be a nice, long, careening, self-contradictory minivan, because it's hard to tell where the entire thing is going when it's not going anywhere — which is hard, like Edward Cullen and Jacob... Jacob whatever his last name is; everyone just refers to him as Jacob (and he doesn't even appear much in this one anyway).

    In the news

    Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu
    Gingrich calls kettle black, GOP monkey house continues
    Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
    Titanic comparisons endured after Italian ship disaster (pictured)
    Suspicious Bases Outlawed
    John Lennon actually said "we are bigger than cheeses," proved right in any case
    Cuban bicycles to freedom, quickly returns
    US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist

  14. Re:Not again? on Pouring Water Into a Volcano To Generate Power · · Score: 2

    They're working on a 98 MW expansion. Local wastewater is reinjected. Looking for 'Geysers geothermal superfund' about all I find is Wiki on the Sulphur Bank Mine, with a 2009 quote referring to plans to send its wastewater to the Geysers, meaning it's still only a notion. Perhaps you have your Superfunds mixed up? I don't doubt there's a bit of mess involved in geothermal. Powering up Newberry would have to mean stringing a bunch of HVDC lines to get the juice to where it's needed. No doubt this would mean a lot of pissing and moaning, witness the uproar in recent years over bringing in LNG to the mouth of Columbia and piping the gas to destinations south. There are no end of signs here in the Willamette Valley saying "NEVER LNG" etc which haven't been taken down in over a decade. Although perhaps they could strategically direct the lines around highways, behind those bits of forest they don't bother to cut down, to maintain that illusion of the pristine...

  15. Re:Water shortages? on Pouring Water Into a Volcano To Generate Power · · Score: 2

    The lakes you refer to are actually in the collapsed caldera of the volcano. A lava flow divides the caldera in two. The article mentions geologists who say that Newberry was once a 10k ft tall stratovolcano that collapse, but as far as I know it's always been classed as an unconventional shield volcano, with a variety of flows and the typical low profile of these mountains. Indeed it's difficult to recognize as a volcano when you drive nearby. Nonetheless it's the largest volcano in Oregon, and has always been considered our richest geothermal resource.

    Bend has had problems with water shortages in recent times, being on the dry east side of Oregon. TFA says an environmental impact study says they're good to go anyway. Drillers have been fracking the crap out of the Permian Basin in Texas in recent years, which is even drier, suggesting that if you have the $$$$ you can truck in enough water for the job, given a solid enough profit margin. Bend is overrun with left leaning types these days, who'll in all likelihood stand up for clean power, even if it means the odd temblor. Indeed a lot of them have invaded OR from CA in the first place, and won't be strangers to the odd bit of shaking.

  16. Re:FLWO in Ariziona, not Cambridge, MA on First Four Exoplanets of 2012 Discovered · · Score: 2

    FTFA:

    The Hungarian-made Automated Telescope Network (HATNet) Project consists of six small (11-cm diameter), wide-field automated telescopes based at the Fred Lawrence Whipple Observatory, in Cambridge, Mass., and The Submillimeter Array atop Mauna Kea, Hawaii.

    FLWO, as distinct from Cambridge MA, was the author's intent, I believe. Agree that the wording could be clearer. FLWO is owned and operated by the Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory in Cambridge.

  17. Re:My Prius on Ford System Will Warn, Correct Lane-Drifting Drivers · · Score: 1

    Toyota says "the National Highway Transportation Administration (NHTSA) has found that almost 40% of all the fatalities on US highways are caused by driving off of the road." Hence the irritating tweets. Heh, it functions from 50 to 112 mph. Thoughtful of Toyota to be looking out for the wellbeing of DeathRace participants.

    Are the lives this saves worth the extra added weight and complexity? It's a premium feature too. Not tweeting for those on a budget.

  18. Re:Is the air aiding and abetting terrorism? on Is Twitter Aiding and Abetting Terrorism? · · Score: 0

    R'n lm gl blf.

  19. Re:Ape to Ape Skype Fapping on Orangutans To Skype Between Zoos With iPads · · Score: 1

    That would be the monkeys spanking, correct?

  20. Re:Is this slashdot or is it... on SETI To Scour the Moon For Alien Footprints? · · Score: 1

    Richard Hoaglund must be fired up about this. They ever figure out what that equilateral triangle in that one crater was?

  21. Re:lunar regolith deposition rate on SETI To Scour the Moon For Alien Footprints? · · Score: 1

    Have we looked for buried magnetic anomalies? You know, the kind that are 1:4:9.

    I posted in some other story about the probes gravity mapping the moon, perhaps they'll find something odd subsurface. Wonder what the resolution for those probes is. The corresponding probes that examined Earth look to have had pretty gross imaging, just going by what's shown in the infographic for that story.

  22. Re:Our own backyard? on SETI To Scour the Moon For Alien Footprints? · · Score: 1

    Here's the appropriate soundtrack for reading these comments.

  23. Re:Did anyone else... on Twin GRAIL Probes To Map Lunar Gravity Field · · Score: 1

    ARTHUR: Fine, um, I don't want to waste anymore of your time, but, uh
                I don't suppose you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um,
                find a, uh, a, um, a uh--
        TIM: A what...?
        ARTHUR: A g--, a g--
        TIM: A GRAIL?!
        ARTHUR: Yes, I think so.
        KNIGHTS: Yes, that's it. Yes.
        TIM: Yes!
        KNIGHTS: Oh, thank you, splendid, fine.
                [boom pweeng boom boom]

  24. Re:September? on Twin GRAIL Probes To Map Lunar Gravity Field · · Score: 1

    I see that they're crashing both probes when their work is finished, too. NASA's really going skimpy on the delta V here.

  25. Re:No, it's basically American English on The Curious Case of Increasing Misspelling Rates On Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Australians have told me they consider their country's accent closer to American English, while Canadians have said their accent is closer to that of Britain. To my ear the converse is true, and perhaps these statements are more indicative of feelings about national identity.