I don't really think any of this matters. It's not like the Aceribo Telescope can even sense the Tau Neutrino emissions from beyond our galaxy. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, and it's a really, really big haystack. And besides, no one knows who put the needle in, or even if there is a needle in the haystack. And where should we point the telescope? At the top of the haystack, or near the bottom? Possibly dead center? It's just a big waste of time.
In the future, high-tech computers will allow mankind to actually visit the moon! And there will be a byootimous princess there with hot grits and hot tits! Her name will be N. Portman. Hot grits hot tits Hot grits hot tits Gimme some o' dem Naughtier bits.
Oh...my...God! What a dork! Do you have to roll 20-sided dice on the pine needles to figure out if you hit the goblins? You probably lose a lot of dice this way, what with it being too dark to tell if your friends are really goblins or not. I thought Civil War reenactments were stupid. And isn't "magic" spelled "magick"? Do you guys pour hot grits down each other's pants when you want to "raise" each other?
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I don't really think any of this matters. It's not like the Aceribo Telescope can even sense the Tau Neutrino emissions from beyond our galaxy. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, and it's a really, really big haystack. And besides, no one knows who put the needle in, or even if there is a needle in the haystack. And where should we point the telescope? At the top of the haystack, or near the bottom? Possibly dead center? It's just a big waste of time.
That means N. Portman will be shutting down all of her fan sites, too! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhh Noooooooooooo! I can tell you I'm petrified about this.
In the future, high-tech computers will allow mankind to actually visit the moon! And there will be a byootimous princess there with hot grits and hot tits! Her name will be N. Portman. Hot grits hot tits Hot grits hot tits Gimme some o' dem Naughtier bits.
There was once a man with saltpeter... #8==+ 0:$
Oh...my...God! What a dork! Do you have to roll 20-sided dice on the pine needles to figure out if you hit the goblins? You probably lose a lot of dice this way, what with it being too dark to tell if your friends are really goblins or not. I thought Civil War reenactments were stupid. And isn't "magic" spelled "magick"? Do you guys pour hot grits down each other's pants when you want to "raise" each other?
I gots a pocketful o' Goobers. And three Mike 'n' Ikes. Plus one piece of Double Bubble.