The evolutionary biologists use "evolution" more often, the medical scientists use "emergence" more often. Why is it surprising that two different fields of science happen to use somewhat different terminology? This is not evidence of a conspiracy.
Bingo! Now people who would have been raiding the fridge while the ad was on will hear about it on the evening news, the car radio, and the morning paper...
Bah. My nephew loves playing with keys. And there is no way to choke on a keyring full of keys plus an alarm gadget and logo gadget. I've tried, it's too big for even an adult to choke on. Try again. At worst they might poke themselves in the eye... but really, having acheived the ability to walk, mastering the art of not sticking pointy things in your eye is a cakewalk, unless your kid is a tard.
1. A bunch of players maneuvering a ball around a field using mainly their FEET.
2. A bunch of 'roid monkeys in full body armour running full pelt into each other, sometimes holding a ball, sometimes throwing it. Rarely does it touch the feet.
He was constantly in trouble in school, with the cops, with us, with his mother, and with anyone else who was an authority figure. Not a week went by that the school or the cops wouldn't call us for something. His attitude was basically "fuck you, I don't have to listen to you" said with a shrug.
We tried absolutely everything we could think of to get him to behave like a normal human being... we tried groundings, negative reinforcement / punishment, positive reinforcement, counseling, and anything and everything the counselors suggested.
They didn't try beating the living shit out of the little prick. Spare the rod...
Given the suggestion that GM foods might be more harmful than old-school foods, wouldn't the sane thing be to *increase* testing? What's wrong with these idiots?
Christians are a diverse lot, ranging from complete idiots to almost rational. They hold a large variety of beliefs which are subtly or largely incompatible with other species of Christian. Claiming that your own narrow definition is the only "true" Christians is totally bogus.
Oh no! If the net gets choked, what will we choke our chickens to? We must act now, choke all the chickens, stop the bird flu and protect our porn supply for a happy chicken choking future!
Bah. Different things matter to different people, it's entirely subjective. For a sane person, it's usually in the order: myself, family, friends, property, country, world, etc. For the insane... some sort of absolutism...
Well... lets's see. Being an illegal immigrant, after your first arrest, you'd have a criminal record. Get arrested again, suddenly your whole demographic becomes a mob of axe-murdering child rapists...
Of course it is. I heard it was 6000 years old two years ago, that makes it 6002. Duh.
I think MC Hawking lays out my position on young-earth creationists best:
Fuck The Creationists
Ah yeah, here we go again! Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass. This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of evolutionary science. Check it!
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches, every time I think of them my trigger finger itches. They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class, Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass. Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve, straight up fairy stories even children don't believe. I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say, all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the Creationists.
Break it down. Ah damn, this is a funky jam! I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in. Check it.
Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority, because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority. Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory", they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me. The cosmos is expanding every second, every day, but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray. They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred, if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the Creationists.
Bass! Bring that shit in! Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers. Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years. Fuck that! If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes. Fucking creationists. Fuck them.
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The evolutionary biologists use "evolution" more often, the medical scientists use "emergence" more often. Why is it surprising that two different fields of science happen to use somewhat different terminology? This is not evidence of a conspiracy.
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Voting is compulsory in Australia. The electorates are gerrymandered so the bush-dwellers get more reps per head than city-dwellers...
Bingo! Now people who would have been raiding the fridge while the ad was on will hear about it on the evening news, the car radio, and the morning paper...
Personally, I have no problem with 80 parents choosing to complain about this ad.
80 people too dumb to turn off a TV, yet able to operate a telephone... go figure.
Bah. My nephew loves playing with keys. And there is no way to choke on a keyring full of keys plus an alarm gadget and logo gadget. I've tried, it's too big for even an adult to choke on. Try again. At worst they might poke themselves in the eye... but really, having acheived the ability to walk, mastering the art of not sticking pointy things in your eye is a cakewalk, unless your kid is a tard.
Which of the following should we call FOOTball?
1. A bunch of players maneuvering a ball around a field using mainly their FEET.
2. A bunch of 'roid monkeys in full body armour running full pelt into each other, sometimes holding a ball, sometimes throwing it. Rarely does it touch the feet.
He was constantly in trouble in school, with the cops, with us, with his mother, and with anyone else who was an authority figure. Not a week went by that the school or the cops wouldn't call us for something. His attitude was basically "fuck you, I don't have to listen to you" said with a shrug.
We tried absolutely everything we could think of to get him to behave like a normal human being... we tried groundings, negative reinforcement / punishment, positive reinforcement, counseling, and anything and everything the counselors suggested.
They didn't try beating the living shit out of the little prick. Spare the rod...
... no one can hear you scream.
It's only 1.5 million more than signed the petition in favour of ID cards.
rapc?
Given the suggestion that GM foods might be more harmful than old-school foods, wouldn't the sane thing be to *increase* testing? What's wrong with these idiots?
grep?
This is the No True Scotsman fallacy.
Christians are a diverse lot, ranging from complete idiots to almost rational. They hold a large variety of beliefs which are subtly or largely incompatible with other species of Christian. Claiming that your own narrow definition is the only "true" Christians is totally bogus.
Oh no! If the net gets choked, what will we choke our chickens to? We must act now, choke all the chickens, stop the bird flu and protect our porn supply for a happy chicken choking future!
Don't you mean marsturbation?
Soldiers go to war to *die*.
Err, no. They go to war to make someone else die and loot their property. Sure there's risks.
People risk their lives for all sorts of silly reasons. Sometimes people die in traffic rushing to get to work on time.
Religion might encourage some people to take bigger risks, yeah, but getting rich plays a bigger role.
Yeah... and if someone in the next suburb farts during a thunderstorm, the effect on my ears is greater than zero.... bah.
1. There's no way they could possibly be unaware of the million dollar challenge, given their field of study.
2. Winning the challenge would not only get them a million dollars in funding, but *incredible* publicity leading to millions more.
3. They'd be crazy not to take the challenge if they knew they could win it.
4. They haven't taken the challenge.
Conclusion: They never discovered any repeatable paranormal phenomenon. Why am I not surprised?
Bah. Different things matter to different people, it's entirely subjective. For a sane person, it's usually in the order: myself, family, friends, property, country, world, etc. For the insane... some sort of absolutism...
Then you'd just be left with non-sexual personality problems.
Well... lets's see. Being an illegal immigrant, after your first arrest, you'd have a criminal record. Get arrested again, suddenly your whole demographic becomes a mob of axe-murdering child rapists...
Looks pretty soft actually.
A nice fat book will keep you company on the commute for a week or more, and if it's any good, keep you thinking long after that.
A DVD will give you two hours of mindless entertainment then merely take up shelf space.
A book costs about the same, or less than a DVD.
No contest.
Of course it is. I heard it was 6000 years old two years ago, that makes it 6002. Duh.
I think MC Hawking lays out my position on young-earth creationists best:
Fuck The Creationists
Ah yeah, here we go again!
Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass.
This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of
evolutionary science.
Check it!
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.
Break it down.
Ah damn, this is a funky jam!
I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in.
Check it.
Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,
because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority.
Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",
they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.
Bass!
Bring that shit in!
Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers.
Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them.