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  1. Re:It's much more complicated than this... on Obama Proposes One-Time Tax On $2 Trillion US Companies Hold Overseas · · Score: 1

    The less you pay in taxes, the more profitable you appear

    That would be because the less you pay in taxes, the more profitable you are.

    Now fuck off and suck retard dick like a good braindead faggot.

    Truly, we are all elevated by your insightful and witty debate.

  2. Only one thing can be posted in response: on UK Sets Up Internet-Savvy Army Unit · · Score: 1
  3. Translation: on Mathematicians Uncomfortable With Ties To NSA, But Not Pulling Back · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "The NSA makes us uncomfortable, but their money makes us very comfortable indeed."

  4. Re:Biofuels have Always Been Political on New Study Says Governments Should Ditch Reliance On Biofuels · · Score: 3

    Really, it's more the powerful lobbying of Archer Daniels Midland, which does most of the corn processing in this country. The fact the the first caucus (not the first primary--that's in New Hampshire. Iowa's caucus is before New Hampshire's primary, though) is in Iowa doesn't hurt though, I'd imagine.

  5. Re:track record on US Air Force Selects Boeing 747-8 To Replace Air Force One · · Score: 1

    Apparently because of safety considerations, they really want a four-engine plane. But those are getting scarce on the ground. Jet engines are getting big and reliable enough that even the largest jets made these days have only two engines.

  6. Re:Last 2 planes? on US Air Force Selects Boeing 747-8 To Replace Air Force One · · Score: 1

    Well, sure. Otherwise the money will go to someone who doesn't make campaign contributions...er, that is, isn't American!

  7. Simulates a Time Machine? on The Quantum Experiment That Simulates a Time Machine · · Score: 1

    Bah. The BBC has been simulating a time machine for decades.

  8. Re:How is maintenance performed? on Former NATO Nuclear Bunker Now an 'Airless' Unmanned Data Center · · Score: 2

    So you're saying they just don't need U?

    U is for Underwater. I assume the data center is not submerged.

  9. Re:Charlie's Angels on Nobel Laureate and Laser Inventor Charles Townes Passes · · Score: 1

    That's Town*send*.

  10. Re:The father of Star Wars on Nobel Laureate and Laser Inventor Charles Townes Passes · · Score: 2

    Sci-fi had pew-pew-pew long before there were lasers. Ask Buck Rogers. Or Kimball Kinnison--he'll be happy to show you his DeLamaters.

  11. Re:Passes what? on Nobel Laureate and Laser Inventor Charles Townes Passes · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about dying? Obviously, the man is playing a round of bridge.

  12. Re:A genuinely nice man on Nobel Laureate and Laser Inventor Charles Townes Passes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Over 50 years ago, they indeed had no practical use. For a some years a common quip about the laser was that it was "a solution in search of a problem." It wasn't until the 1970s that any widespread applications were invented (barcode scanners were the first one).

  13. Re:No. on Facebook Censoring Images of the Prophet Muhammad In Turkey · · Score: 1

    Facebook hasn't silenced the voices and opinions of everyone around the world.

    Just selected people in Turkey. For now.

  14. Re:Incredible! on Computer Chess Created In 487 Bytes, Breaks 32-Year-Old Record · · Score: 1

    Modern Chess is not now a variant called Mad Queen. It is a standardized game referred to as Chess and understood world-wide.

    Unless you're in China, where it's understood to be something different. Or Japan. Or Korea. Or...

  15. Re:Yanis Varoufakis on Valve's Economist Yanis Varoufakis Appointed Greece's Finance Minister · · Score: 1

    The problem is that rewriting your debt repayment obligations without the consent of the debt holders is called "default", and the results can be fairly drastic.

  16. Re:Well... on White House Drone Incident Exposes Key Security Gap · · Score: 2

    Otherwise, that could seriously change "modern" warfare. "Umm, general, they seem to be using things made of rope, wood, and stone ... none of our technology seems to have any effect."

    Heh. Have you read Poul Anderson's The High Crusade? A medieval English village beats a small extraterrestrial invasion force, in part because of just that.

  17. Re:Cam-tastic on DEA Cameras Tracking Hundreds of Millions of Car Journeys Across the US · · Score: 2

    no, the problem is the pharmaceutical industry (in the case of opiates, which USED TO BE LEGAL

    And when they were legal, the pharmaceutical industry sold them. Made a tidy amount of money at it, too. Why would they want to ban them?

    the paper industry (WHICH USED TO BE MADE FROM HEMP)

    Well, no, at least in the larger sense. There are a few isolated documented cases of making paper from hemp, but for the most part, mass production of paper has always been from wood pulp. I've heard that processing hemp into paper is actually more expensive than using wood pulp, but I can't verify that.

  18. Re:That's a shame on Virgin Galactic Dumps Scaled Composites For Spaceship Two · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you rush out to buy a Power Glove after watching the Wizard?

    Well, of course. I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

  19. Re:Cryptography is lost on Scientists Determine New Way To Untangle Proteins By Unboiling an Egg · · Score: 1

    They've unboiled an egg. They haven't unscrambled one.

  20. Re: That's a nice democracy you have there... on Omand Warns of "Ethically Worse" Spying If Unbreakable Encryption Is Allowed · · Score: 1

    Presumably one in which there isn't even a facade of having rules--just whatever the boss says, goes, and they admit that's the case.

  21. "Baby..." on Omand Warns of "Ethically Worse" Spying If Unbreakable Encryption Is Allowed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "...why you always gotta make me hit you?"

  22. Re:People need advice more than information on Americans Support Mandatory Labeling of Food That Contains DNA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're *getting* advice. That's the problem. They're getting *bad* advice, and they can't tell the difference.

    How do they judge "much better product"? Is non-GMO "much better", in spite of the fact that extensive research hasn't turned up proof of *any* bad effects, and can provide effective nutritional advantages in many cases?

  23. Re:Simple solution on Ask Slashdot: Where Can You Get a Good 3-Button Mouse Today? · · Score: 1

    Aw, I wanted to do that joke! Give my regards to Pixie and Dixie.

  24. Re:Simple solution on Ask Slashdot: Where Can You Get a Good 3-Button Mouse Today? · · Score: 1

    Because this functionality is ctrl-c and ctrl-v all wrapped up in one using only the mouse. Because you can paste without ever taking your hand off the mouse. Left click-drag to select text. Middle click to paste. Very fast.

  25. Re:its a tough subject on Should Disney Require Its Employees To Be Vaccinated? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We can disagree over the rights of herd immunity, but those who maintain that refusal to vaccinate hurts only the one who refuses, as the OP argued, are just plain ignorant of the facts.