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Americans Support Mandatory Labeling of Food That Contains DNA

HughPickens.com writes Jennifer Abel writes at the LA Times that according to a recent survey (PDF), over 80% of Americans says they support "mandatory labels on foods containing DNA," roughly the same number that support the mandatory labeling of GMO foods "produced with genetic engineering." Ilya Somin, writing about the survey at the Washington Post, suggested that a mandatory label for foods containing DNA might sound like this: "WARNING: This product contains deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA). The Surgeon General has determined that DNA is linked to a variety of diseases in both animals and humans. In some configurations, it is a risk factor for cancer and heart disease. Pregnant women are at very high risk of passing on DNA to their children."

The report echoes a well-known joke/prank wherein people discuss the dangers of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide" also known as hydrogen oxide and hydrogen hydroxide. Search online for information about dihydrogen monoxide, and you'll find a long list of scary-sounding and absolutely true warnings about it: the nuclear power industry uses enormous quantities of it every year. Dihydrogen monoxide is used in the production of many highly toxic pesticides, and chemical weapons banned by the Geneva Conventions. Dihydrogen monoxide is found in all tumors removed from cancer patients, and is guaranteed fatal to humans in large quantities and even small quantities can kill you, if it enters your respiratory system. In 2006, in Louisville, Kentucky, David Karem, executive director of the Waterfront Development Corporation, a public body that operates Waterfront Park, wished to deter bathers from using a large public fountain. "Counting on a lack of understanding about water's chemical makeup," he arranged for signs reading: "DANGER! – WATER CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF HYDROGEN – KEEP OUT" to be posted on the fountain at public expense.

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  1. Link to the study by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The original study can be found at http://agecon.okstate.edu/facu... : Another fun bit in the study:

    Another fun excerpt: "Secondly, participants were asked “Did you read any books about food and agriculture in the past year?” Participants were asked to select “Yes”, “No”, or “I don’t know”. Just over 16% of participants stated that they had read a book related to food and agriculture in the past year. About 81% answered “No”, and 3% answered “I don’t know”. Those who answered “Yes” were asked: “What is the title of the most recent book you read about food and agriculture?” The vast majority of responses were of the form “I don’t remember” or “cannot recall”. Fast Food Nation, Food Inc., and Omnivore’s Dilemma were each mentioned about three times. The Farmer’s Almanac and Skinny Bitch were mentioned twice. One respondent mentioned the bible."

    This appears to follow the general pattern that people will lie to interviewers to seem more smart, educated, or intellectual than they are. They don't mention in the study a correlation between those who said yes to reading a book and then couldn't "remember" it when pressed and those who wanted to ban food containing DNA, but I'd be willing put money on their being a correlation.

    1. Re: Link to the study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Err.. No. It shows that 81% of people do not lie to interviewers, which is a much more positive angle and more true interpretation of said study. Stop being so pessimistic

    2. Re:Link to the study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This appears to follow the general pattern that people will lie to interviewers to seem more smart, educated, or intellectual than they are. They don't mention in the study a correlation between those who said yes to reading a book and then couldn't "remember" it when pressed and those who wanted to ban food containing DNA, but I'd be willing put money on their being a correlation.

      Does that imply causation?

    3. Re: Link to the study by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Err.. No. It shows that 81% of people do not lie to interviewers, which is a much more positive angle and more true interpretation of said study. Stop being so pessimistic

      Actually, it doesn't show that at all. Depending on the question, many more people will lie. For example, as jobs with health insurance were lost since the turn of the century, many smokers lied when looking for coverage, saying they had quit. In their mind, they could justify it by thinking "I'm trying to quit" or "I've stopped for the last few days, so I'm over the hump" but of course, they were lying to themselves.

      I've seen smokers who have claimed to have been smoke-free for years, then go and light up in front of me 5 minutes later. "Well, I'm stressed so this is an exception." A bit of digging showed they were making "exceptions" 20x a day - but in their mind, those were exceptions and didn't count. Sort of like the calories in chocolate fudge cake don't count on your birthday.

      Addtcts lie all the time - whether they're addicted to drugs, gambling, booze, or whatever ... and studies that rely on self-reporting without any means of verifying are pretty much hosed.

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    4. Re: Link to the study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. I made a leap, but you have stretched this way out of proportion. This was a study of mandatory food labelling and suddenly you jump onto drug addicts. This is the sort of bullshit that keeps American business is caught in the slow lane.

    5. Re: Link to the study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have all the fun you want, but why are all the birds and cattle disappearing? I live in Missouri. Have fun, but, the cattleyards are empty, the bird farms are closing, and the weather is cooler then normal. No glacier yet, Our meat prices have doubled, and we are using the fodder that was for cattle in our fuel. The purchased fuel isn't as hot, moving the car shorter distances. So my question is, why should my BLT taste like salmon? My French fries taste like grease with corn paste? But I do like the apples tasting like strawberries.

    6. Re: Link to the study by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, you claimed it showed 81% of people don't lie to interviewers, and I called BS and provided a counter-argument. There is zero from this study that would make anyone think that 81% of people are honest in interviews. As another example, think of how many people exaggerate, puff up, or outright lie during job interviews.

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    7. Re:Link to the study by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      Ummm. Don't all plants and "animals" contain DNA? Don't we humans also "contain" DNA? Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over. OMG Ponies. I hear that our local water contains di-hydrogen oxide.

    8. Re:Link to the study by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      Doh! Too early, damnit!

    9. Re: Link to the study by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 4, Funny

      [M]any smokers lied when looking for coverage, saying they had quit.

      Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. -- Mark Twain

    10. Re:Link to the study by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      I read a lot of books but am lousy at remembering the titles. If asked that question about the books I've read concerning food and agriculture I know that I've read at least four in the past year but can only remember the title of one, Cooked. I can give the summary of three but the title escapes me. One of my favourite authors is Patrick Rothfuss and I can remember he's writing The Kingkiller Chronicle but can't remember the books in it.

    11. Re: Link to the study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't take shit seriously. Even being paid for their opinion, they will listen only for vocal cues and just say what they think the interviewer wants to hear.

    12. Re:Link to the study by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So yes, the majority of people support the mandatory labelling of 'ALL' food. What exactly is in it. So what is so new about that. So some smart arse sucks in people who don't know what they are talking about thinks they win. So why didn't that same shit for brains ask people simple questions in a foreign language and laugh at their ignorance. Seriously give a few people a little more brains than average and they think they are geniuses.

      It is pretty damn obvious that people want to know what is being put in their foods and screw all those that want to lie and deceive so they can stick shit in it because it is cheap and then add artificial flavours to hide the taste of that shit.

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    13. Re:Link to the study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be causation. Certainly correlation can be from causation just association. Is it irrational to base decisions from correlation alone? Depends on the consequences.

  2. bahahahahah!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a great way to wake up!hahahaha!!!

  3. It's a little early by MadCow42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For April fools jokes, isn't it?

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    1. Re:It's a little early by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Oh, I assumed it was DNA as in GMO... but it's just DNA... that makes a lot of food!

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    2. Re:It's a little early by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Vampires could get off the hook, though, if you remove the leukocytes from their food.

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    3. Re:It's a little early by mpe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, I assumed it was DNA as in GMO... but it's just DNA... that makes a lot of food!

      Possibly more interesting to know which foods are free of DNA. Which would indicate they either had nothing to do with any living organism, are highly processed or both!

    4. Re: It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time for advertisers to take the same approach in labeling. For example, all food that contains carbon is "organic," right?

    5. Re: It's a little early by Adriax · · Score: 1

      This product contains DNA modified for safe human consumption. Courtesy of your friendly GMO.

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    6. Re:It's a little early by zwede · · Score: 3, Funny

      Possibly more interesting to know which foods are free of DNA.

      Since all their stuff tastes like cardboard my money's on McDonalds.

    7. Re:It's a little early by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      "Possibly more interesting to know which foods are free of DNA."

      Distilled water and pure grain alcohol of course.

    8. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it tastes like cardboard it has DNA is it since cardboard is made from trees.

    9. Re:It's a little early by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      Someone with a biology degree, quick! at what cooking temperature does DNA break up?

    10. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And do you know what cardboard is made of?

    11. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      sugar, salt. In fact salt is even inorganic.

    12. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cardboard has DNA from the plant fibers.

    13. Re:It's a little early by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Minerals (such as table salt) can be found without any additives containing DNA.

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    14. Re:It's a little early by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Salt, and water. That's about it.

    15. Re:It's a little early by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      Oh, I assumed it was DNA as in GMO... but it's just DNA... that makes a lot of food!

      Possibly more interesting to know which foods are free of DNA. Which would indicate they either had nothing to do with any living organism, are highly processed or both!

      Marshmallow peeps are DNA-free!

    16. Re:It's a little early by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      Possibly more interesting to know which foods are free of DNA.

      The one that were irradiation treated ?

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    17. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milk and honey should be the only 2 natural organic foods that contain no DNA. Minerals like salt also should be DNA free.

      There are bound to be plenty of processed foods/food ingredients like sugar that are DNA free.

      Of course all this assumes 100% purity. Only takes a single bacteria or virus to add DNA to anything.

    18. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Cool Whip has no DNA in it. Sodas, various Gatorate-alikes, and a certain calibre of "fruit juice" are all DNA free (If Purple is a fruit then it's a fruit with no DNA). And of course, 100% of all homeopathic products contain no DNA.

    19. Re:It's a little early by sjames · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many respondents made exactly the same assumption when they indicated yes.

    20. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't Peeps contain gelatin?

    21. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know about the bacteria that took a leak in the ocean where your salt comes from?

    22. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cardboard is made of cellulose, which has DNA.

    23. Re:It's a little early by livid_gnome · · Score: 1

      Doesn't marshmallow have gelatin in it? Gelatin comes from connective tissue and hoves of animals usually.

    24. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly more interesting to know which foods are free of DNA.

      http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3324

    25. Re:It's a little early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it would denature generally before boiling - I'd say 80C is a safe bet - but the phosphodiester bonds might take more heat, and even then, you still have the bases present. Do those count as DNA?

  4. Remember the good old days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember when news organizations didn't so blatantly try to push agendas? Well, I'm not sure if there ever was such a time but it certainly isn't today.

    1. Re:Remember the good old days? by Khashishi · · Score: 2

      I can't remember that far back. It must've been well before the sinking of the USS Maine.

    2. Re: Remember the good old days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1, 2, 3 and Cuba will be free...

    3. Re:Remember the good old days? by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      The purpose of a free press is to promote a knowledgeable society. If the agenda is to stomp out the stupidity of the masses and their dangerous influence over lawmakers then yes, I welcome these agenda-toting muckrakers of truth with open arms.

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    4. Re:Remember the good old days? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      The purpose of a free press is to promote a knowledgeable society. If the agenda is to stomp out the stupidity of the masses and their dangerous influence over lawmakers then yes, I welcome these agenda-toting muckrakers of truth with open arms.

      No, the purpose of The Press is to sow Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt amongst the general population and THEN (and ONLY then) to TELL PEOPLE HOW, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE AND WHY to think.

      At least, that's (a) what the politicians believe (b) what the editors believe (c) what most of the people end up believing.

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    5. Re:Remember the good old days? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Remember when news organizations didn't so blatantly try to push agendas?

      I can't remember that far back. It must've been well before the sinking of the USS Maine.

      It must have been before recorded history. We have documented examples of such behavior for as long as we have documents.

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  5. For real fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask if they would consider eating radioactive food!

    1. Re:For real fun! by RDW · · Score: 1

      Ask if they would consider eating radioactive food!

      A scientifically inclined artist, Zoe Papadopoulou, had some fun with this idea in an exhibition at the Wellcome Collection in London a couple of years ago. Visitors were invited to eat 'yellow cake' which, while sharing a name with processed uranium ore, was actually a real cake made from edible but naturally slightly radioactive ingredients (enough to pick up on a Geiger counter):

      http://zoeworks.co.uk/projects...

      I don't know exactly what she used - Carbon-14 is ubiquitous, of course, though hard to detect in small quantities, but the ingredients seem to include brazil nuts (which tend to concentrate environmental radium) and she might have added some 'Lo Salt' for the potassium-40.

    2. Re:For real fun! by ihtoit · · Score: 2

      banana bread. Contains bananas which are yellow when very ripe (for some definition of "yellow", they're actually about as banana-like as gourds - the modern yellow bent banana didn't actually exist before 1840, it's an entirely artificial cultivar). Bananas of course, being high in potassium which is slightly radioactive.

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    3. Re:For real fun! by meerling · · Score: 1

      Stick a geiger counter up to your flesh and it will start ticking away. Every living thing is radioactive due to intake of carbon 14.
      That's why they can carbon 14 date dead things, they stop taking in carbon 14 so the levels drop at a consistent known rate.
      Of course the sun is radioactive as well, take a background reading during the day and compare it to the night. Still you have radiation at night because the entire universe is one giant radiation bath.
      Still, if you mention any level of radiation, even something smaller than what you yourself give off, lots of people go into an ignorant panic.
      It's the same with many things.

    4. Re:For real fun! by itzly · · Score: 1

      The concentration of carbon-14 is too low for that. The main source of radiation from our bodies is potassium-40.

    5. Re:For real fun! by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      yeah but the half life of 40K is something like 1.27 billion years. That's not enough of a curve to estimate the age of a nonfossilised biological sample. The half life of 14C is 5280 years, which is good up to around 60,000 years. We know to a fair degree of precision how much 14C is in the environment and the rate at which it is produced and absorbed, and we also know precisely how it decays and into what: alpha decay to 14N at the rate of 14 events per gram of pure carbon per second (Libby). The mechanism of production is so well known in fact that an accurate estimation can be made of the date of birth of any living individual simply by looking at the relative amount of 14C in their teeth*.

      (*according to Choppin Liljenzin and Rydberg, there is more 14C in the biosphere due to the decay products resulting from nuclear testing (ie from thorium and radium fallout following atmospheric detonations) than from any other source - including n + 14N -> 14C + p in the upper atmosphere which is the main natural source).

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    6. Re:For real fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C14 is calibrated to tree rings. Both are calibrated to pre-existing ancient egypt chronology funded by the catholic church (e.g. Joseph Scaliger).

      Source: I actually tried to get a good date on something and followed the assumptions.

  6. necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I for one support labelling of food. Period!
    Whether it contains DNA or not.

    1. Re: necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Periods definitely contain DNA

    2. Re:necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      100% oil free, fat free carb free and certified dna free.
      May contain traces of nuts.

    3. Re:necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% oil free, fat free carb free and certified dna free.
      May contain traces of food.

  7. This is, merely heckling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A clever article that says that since
    people can be fooled by clever lies,
    that's proof that the law passed to state
    that GRAS foods are to be treated "as if tested"
    is the same thing as scientific testing.

    This isnt worthy of slashdot, its heckling
    not debate.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-lustig-md/fda-food-additives_b_3384629.html

    A lot of shyte in our food stores is shyte, sold to us
    by the people who use lobbyists to make laws
    that allow the by-passing of testing, for example.

    1. Re:This is, merely heckling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your poetry doesn't rhyme.

      I read your post in the voice of a hipster doing a dramatic reading sitting on a stool on stage at a dimly-lit coffee house. The audience showed appreciation by snapping their fingers instead of applause.

    2. Re:This is, merely heckling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure why you posted this as it has nothing to do with the article, but I'll give my take - it's up to the consumer to read nutrition panels to figure out what's in food. I know all about fat, salt, and sugar and make my buying decisions accordingly.

      This idea that the GRAS regime needs to be overhauled seems silly when the information is already there for consumers on the side panel. Perhaps we need more education or redesign the panels.

      If the good doctor is proposing that we actually *limit* what companies can put in food, well not only will you have a revolt from food companies, you'll have pitchforks raised from consumers as well. So that doesn't seem to be a good answer.

    3. Re:This is, merely heckling by meerling · · Score: 1

      I think you meant beatnik. The modern beatnik, err, hipster doesn't do the finger snapping anymore. :P

  8. It's because no one gives a shit about these surve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There should also be a question along the lines of "How much do you give a shit about this survey?" Because someone who does't give a shit is probably going to read "“Mandatory labels on foods containing DNA," assume it's about GMOs, and answer the question as if it *were* about GMOs. And then continue not giving a shit after the question is answered.

  9. Contains DNA? WTF? by ebonum · · Score: 1

    I can see it now. "WARNING: This lettuce contains lettuce DNA. Eat at your own risk. Wholefoods is not liable for side effect due to the consumption of lettuce DNA"

  10. People need advice more than information by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most people don't have the knowledge to assess by themselves if a product fits their expectation. Not only for food, any product needs a thoughtful advice/label from an independent and competent / national team to guide customers. What difference does it make for a customer who reads for the first time "chicken raised outdoors" and "chicken from battery cages"? The answer is here, and it's a big long, but a summary on a sticker would help customers to chose more wisely - and that would dramatically improve competition between very-low quality products sold 0.9 X against a much better product sold X (while the manufacturing cost of a "good" product would be twice the cost of a "bad" product). People tend to chose the cheapest one, by lack of information.

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    1. Re:People need advice more than information by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're *getting* advice. That's the problem. They're getting *bad* advice, and they can't tell the difference.

      How do they judge "much better product"? Is non-GMO "much better", in spite of the fact that extensive research hasn't turned up proof of *any* bad effects, and can provide effective nutritional advantages in many cases?

    2. Re:People need advice more than information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Non-GMO is less likely to have unforeseen consequences and require less research to figure out how to fit it into a properly balanced diet. The problem at the present isn't that GMO is inherently unsafe to eat, the problem with it is that it's unpredictable when random bits of DNA start combining in unpredictable ways because Monsanto can't be arsed to prevent it from happening.

      Unfortunately, if something really bad does happen, which is definitely possible, it's likely going to be too late to undo the damage. Just look at the amount of damage that non-GMO organisms do when they get released into an area that hasn't adapted to them. The results aren't pretty and are very expensive to clean up, assuming that you can. Some things like horsetails are capable of pushing up through black top and are resistent to most herbicides.

    3. Re:People need advice more than information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-GMO is MORE likely to have unforeseen consequences and require MORE research to figure out how to fit it into a properly balanced diet.

      In short you are fucking idiot. Non-GMO requires zero safety testing even though Non-GMO foods have been PROVEN to be deadly.

    4. Re:People need advice more than information by ljw1004 · · Score: 2

      Is non-GMO "much better", in spite of the fact that extensive research hasn't turned up proof of *any* bad effects, and can provide effective nutritional advantages in many cases?

      Indeed. The strongest nutritional advantage seems to be "Monsanto's executives and stockholders are able to eat much finer food now."

    5. Re: People need advice more than information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I eat those all the time and I'm still alive.

    6. Re: People need advice more than information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I eat those all the time and I'm still alive.

      I eat GMO every day and I'm still alive.

    7. Re:People need advice more than information by Alsn · · Score: 1

      Monsanto's business practices notwithstanding, what exactly is so terrible about GMO foods?

      Selective breeding has been a thing for millennia and that's messing about with DNA, although in an indirect way. Changing foods so as to get rid of traits that are detrimental and add/keep traits that are beneficial is bad, why, exactly? If your opposition is anything resembling "but we don't know that it's good/bad!" then that just means that GMO should be held to a stricter scientific rigour. All things considered, science knows very little about which foods are good/bad for you, including the so called natural foods so the "but we don't know!" can be used for anything you put in your mouth.

    8. Re: People need advice more than information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, my ancestors never ate gmo food. We have generations of people all over the world who never ate gmo foods. So we know Something about them already. GMO foods on the other hand are relatively recent and we know very little about them yet.

  11. Organic Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm tired of Organic food! I asked, "Where is the inorganic food! I cannot stand the taste of carbon - even at the molecular level!!"

  12. Dihydrogen Monoxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of a Penn & Teller episode that got hundreds of people to sign a petition to ban water.

    1. Re:Dihydrogen Monoxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      An episode of the Man Show asked people to ban Women's Suffrage and got a lot of support, hah! Good times!

  13. Re:Contains DNA? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "May cause sprouting"

  14. Just for fun by Crashmarik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I googled for "GMO Hazards"

    https://www.google.com/search?...

    and out of the top 10 sites not one had actual problems that were caused by GMO foods

    Lot of might and could be, but no actually. No "Killer corn ate my baby "

    So How bout labeling foods that are produced from selective breeding genetically engineered as well ?
     

    1. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So How bout labeling foods that are produced from selective breeding genetically engineered as well ?

      Don't be that guy who equates selective breeding with transgenics. The day you can cross-breed a virus with a papaya is the day you can be that guy without being a tool.

    2. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be that guy who equates selective breeding with transgenics.

      While the techniques are different, there is no reason to believe that the distinction is relevant as far as food safety is concerned.

      Meanwhile, the USDA Organic certification program allows cultivars that were created using laboratory mutagenesis to be used and no special labels are required for them.

    3. Re:Just for fun by Crashmarik · · Score: 2

      Don't be ignorant Virii are natural vectors for genes to cross species. Are you more comfortable with this happening at random in the wild or when it's watched and monitored in a lab ?

    4. Re:Just for fun by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      If the technique weren't different, there would be no reason for the industry to astroturf over it. There would be no motivation for them to use you as a corporate tool.

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    5. Re:Just for fun by swillden · · Score: 4, Informative

      Virii

      I'm feeling pedantic this morning: The correct English plural of virus is viruses. In Latin the word is a mass noun, which means that the notion of a plural form didn't make any sense. In modern times we've applied a new definition which does allow for sensible pluralization, but historical Latin writings give us no clue about how to pluralize it. The most probable forms, though would be "vira" and "viri", not "virii". In English, though, the word is viruses.

      Viruses are natural vectors for genes to cross species. Are you more comfortable with this happening at random in the wild or when it's watched and monitored in a lab?

      It's ridiculous to assume that the mechanisms of selective breeding, where the changes originate in random mutations -- often accelerated by the use of mutagens -- plus random viral- and bacterial-vectored transgenic splicing, is somehow safer than deliberately-engineered splicing. It's like expecting that a bridge created by a fallen tree is more trustworthy than a manmade construct.

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    6. Re:Just for fun by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Yanno, next time you are feeling pedantic ya might want to do a more thorough job of it.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P...

      However, in computer enthusiast circles in the late 20th century and early 21st, the non-standard viri form (sometimes even virii) was well-attested, generally in the context of computer viruses.[2]

      I'd like to reply to the rest of your post but you didn't seem to say anything.

    7. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, in computer enthusiast circles in the late 20th century and early 21st, the non-standard viri form (sometimes even virii) was well-attested, generally in the context of computer viruses.[2]

      So you're saying that "viri" is a) primarily used by members of a specific subculture, b) for a completely different sort of "virus" than the one being discussed here, and c) is still considered "non-standard"?

    8. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you know what these terms mean

      captcha: acolyte

    9. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoooooosh

    10. Re:Just for fun by swillden · · Score: 1

      Yanno, next time you are feeling pedantic ya might want to do a more thorough job of it.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P...

      However, in computer enthusiast circles in the late 20th century and early 21st, the non-standard viri form (sometimes even virii) was well-attested, generally in the context of computer viruses.[2]

      The AC addressed this point quite well, so I'll let his comment stand.

      I'd like to reply to the rest of your post but you didn't seem to say anything.

      Your reading comprehension needs work, then. But I'll summarize: I was agreeing with you.

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    11. Re:Just for fun by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      No I was saying Swilden has a stick up his ass, and was bitching about a pretty common form of the word.

      BTW I am still trying to make head or tail of his ramble afterward.

    12. Re:Just for fun by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Your reading comprehension needs work, then. But I'll summarize: I was agreeing with you.

      Well it's not my reading comprehension.

      It's ridiculous to assume that the mechanisms of selective breeding, where the changes originate in random mutations -- often accelerated by the use of mutagens -- plus random viral- and bacterial-vectored transgenic splicing, is somehow safer than deliberately-engineered splicing.

      You were comparing the same thing. The first bolded section lists common methods for achieving "deliberately engineered splicing"

    13. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you out of your mind here? The bulk of the industry astroturfing that is going is from the organics industry which is a multi-billion dollar per year industry that profits by getting people to switch from conventional food to organic food through the use of misinformation and propaganda. GMOs weren't controversial until some corporations that stood to profit from trashing them decided to use fear and ignorance as a weapon of marketing.

    14. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it is different. You can't get jellyfish DNA into a tomato without genetic engineering. At best you can get the jellyfish stuck to the tomato, but I don't think that a jellyfish is even going to eat the tomato.

      Hybridization has natural limits in that most of the attempts are going to result in the progeny not being viable or being sterile. So, even if you do create some sort of dangerous frankenfish, it's likely to die of old age without reproducing.

      OTOH, GMO can largely skip that concern as they can avoid putting changes to anything that's going to prevent reproduction. Granted it's not easy and some changes might not be possible, but it's far easier than trying to figure out how to get a goat and a tree to have sex.

    15. Re:Just for fun by meerling · · Score: 2

      Traditional breeding yields crops with numerous unwanted and unidentified genes while genetic engineering only brings in the targeted genes.
      Genetic engineering does however allow for the genes to come from extremely dissimilar sources though the designs prefer to avoid such extreme options when they can. As to viruses, all bets are off since we already know that viruses shuffle genes from all kinds of species whenever they damn well want to because they are viruses and don't give a damn. It's amazing how much horizontal gene transfer they are finding in nature.
      By the way, in case you weren't aware, they've found a lot of dna in humans that they believe was put there by viruses.

    16. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Don't be ignorant Virii are natural vectors for genes to cross species.

      There are certain cases that occur under very narrow conditions in nature followed by centuries for the change to propagate in any significant quantity allowing all the other organisms that interact with it to adapt over hundreds of generations. That is nothing like human-engineered transgensis that is rolled out on a scale of hundreds of millions in the span of a decade.

      The sort of black-and-white thinking that lets you equate the two is responsible for plenty of biological dangers where the precautionary principle was thrown to the wind. Like: Asbestos is the insulation material of the future, BPA is perfectly safe, Thalidomde is great for morning sickness, Agent Orange can be massively used with no adverse effects, fen phen is a safe way to lose weight, radioactive water will cure rheumatism, DDT will end starvation, etc. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me a hundred times, shame on me.

      > Are you more comfortable with this happening at random in the wild or when it's watched and monitored in a lab ?

      In the lab they must decide what specific interactions to monitor and those decisions are ultimately guided by short-term profits. Even without malicious intent it comes down to available resources. In the wild, nature conducts much more comprehensive testing over hundreds of generations, particularly as the changes become more widespread 'testing' happens at ever greater levels.

    17. Re:Just for fun by quantaman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I googled for "GMO Hazards"

      https://www.google.com/search?...

      and out of the top 10 sites not one had actual problems that were caused by GMO foods

      Lot of might and could be, but no actually. No "Killer corn ate my baby "

      So How bout labeling foods that are produced from selective breeding genetically engineered as well ?

      I think the labelling thing is nonsense since I don't think health risks are a big concern but I am a bit more cautious about the long term environmental effects as I suspect we're underestimating the probability of black swan events.

      I think of selective breeding vs GMOs is a bit like traditional medicine vs modern medicine. Traditional medicine generally ranges from slightly beneficial to mildly harmful, you're not going to do yourself much harm, but you're not going to help much either. By contrast modern medicine is devastatingly effective in good ways and bad.

      Right now you'd be a fool to choose traditional medicine over modern medicine, especially if you have a serious health issue, the benefits are too strong and we know how to manage the nasty side effects.

      But at the dawn of modern medicine? You're probably better off dealing with the traditional stuff, a lot of people died because modern medicine was an incredibly powerful tool and people didn't know enough about that tool to use it safely.

      I worry we're at that stage with GMOs and the environment. We don't really understand what it does to the ecosystem when we introduce new traits at that speed and effectiveness. We really can't know until we've done it a while. I'm sure GMO crops are the answer for the future, but I'm worried our capabilities are outstripping our knowledge.

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    18. Re: Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the gmo companies who are astroturfing.
      http://www.dailyfinance.com/on/monsanto-gmo-roundup-ready-seeds-patents-food-prices/

    19. Re:Just for fun by visualight · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When Monsanto and their "buy seeds from me till the end of time or we'll end you" business model are both long gone we can talk about GMO. Till then I am 100% against GMO ( because GMO == Monsanto ).

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    20. Re: Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never said they didn't; I said that industry-funded groups on the anti-GMO side are pouring money into propaganda and studies themselves to promote FUD regarding GMOs.

      There are several industry-funded anti-GMO special interest groups such as Organic Consumers Association, GMO Inside, Cornucopia Institute, Food Democracy Now, Institute for Responsible Technology, and etc. that all receive money from interested parties that have a corporate monetary interest in the debate. They all have a framework for pushing propaganda into social media and the press in order to demonize biotechnology that wouldn't likely exist without industry funding.

    21. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seemed to have missed Syngenta, DuPont, and Bayer in your comment.

      Monsanto's agreements do not require perpetual purchase of their seed, so can we talk about GMOs now?

    22. Re: Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said the "bulk" was the non-gmo. I find that hard to believe since the "bulk" of the market is GMO and the "bulk" of the companies that stand to profit from it are already powerful players. Much more so then a handful of some liberal organizations that don't have near the resources as Big AG.

    23. Re: Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can open Facebook and find myself inundated with meme after meme of anti-GMO propaganda shared by people from one of these organizations. I can't say I've ever seen anyone share a Monsanto meme or any sort of article that touts the benefits of GMOs. Similarly, I can open up magazines at the Doctor's office, i.e. Newsweek, and find anti-GMO propaganda puff pieces in them. I can't say the same for finding a pro-GMO article.

      So yeah, I stand by my statement.

    24. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This, absolutely this. Let's evolve the science behind GMOs (defined as "genetically, artificially engineered food"), let's wait until it is mature enough and only then profit from it.

    25. Re: Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats because they have been doing it since the 90's. in the US. its only now that people are starting to realize that maybe this crap isn't a good idea. I don't read those magazines, but personally Im glad there is anti-GMO backlash. I just hope their campaign is successful.

    26. Re:Just for fun by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Viruses are natural vectors for genes to cross species. Are you more comfortable with this happening at random in the wild or when it's watched and monitored in a lab?

      It's ridiculous to assume that the mechanisms of selective breeding, where the changes originate in random mutations -- often accelerated by the use of mutagens -- plus random viral- and bacterial-vectored transgenic splicing, is somehow safer than deliberately-engineered splicing. It's like expecting that a bridge created by a fallen tree is more trustworthy than a manmade construct.

      The tone sounds like you're disagreeing him but it sounds like you're actually agreeing with him and debating my point.

      Whatever the source of "natural" evolution (selective breeding, random mutation, horizontal gene transfer) we've been dealing with it for thousands of years and understand the risks. To use your example it's pretty easy to evaluate the safety of a fallen tree bridge. But with manmade bridges it took a while before we learned to avoid things like the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

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    27. Re:Just for fun by quantaman · · Score: 2

      Traditional breeding yields crops with numerous unwanted and unidentified genes while genetic engineering only brings in the targeted genes.
      Genetic engineering does however allow for the genes to come from extremely dissimilar sources though the designs prefer to avoid such extreme options when they can. As to viruses, all bets are off since we already know that viruses shuffle genes from all kinds of species whenever they damn well want to because they are viruses and don't give a damn. It's amazing how much horizontal gene transfer they are finding in nature.
      By the way, in case you weren't aware, they've found a lot of dna in humans that they believe was put there by viruses.

      I was aware but as the old saying goes:
      To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

      The same applies to traditional breeding vs GMOs. Genetic modification is a much more powerful tool than the various sources of random mutation. As such we're going to create new classes of risks that we don't understand yet. We don't exactly have the healthiest environment right now and farms aren't sealed labs, before we inject massive numbers of plants with several novel and powerful traits into an ecosystem we need to understand what the effects of those actions are.

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    28. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How bout labeling people who are inbred?

    29. Re: Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already are labelled. Can't you tell by looking at them.

    30. Re:Just for fun by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      We don't really understand what it does to the ecosystem when we introduce new traits at that speed and effectiveness.

      Thing is, a lot of crops don't really work that way. Yes, it happens in some cases at low levels depending on the location and the species, but ask yourself, when was the last time you saw a population of feral corn just growing out in the wild? How much ecological risk is there in something that doesn't exist naturally in an area by adding an additional gene that really doesn't improve wild fitness? I can't prove that an ecological problem won't happen, but I can say that it does look very unlikely that genetic engineering is intrinsically prone to such things. It's complicated, but I feel that the fear is vastly overstating the actual risk.

    31. Re:Just for fun by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Computer enthusiast circles have deliberately used lots of non-standard forms, as a way of playing with language. Anybody remember "boxen" and "Vaxen"?

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    32. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for clearing up any confusion. I now know that you are the typical internet douche, and I can safely ignore anything you post on this site in the future. Shawn up there is still being measured, but for this moment he seems to be fairly sane.

    33. Re:Just for fun by Kirth · · Score: 1

      I think the labelling thing is nonsense since I don't think health risks are a big concern but I am a bit more cautious about the long term environmental effects as I suspect we're underestimating the probability of black swan events.
      It's a good idea, no matter whether it's a health concern or not.

      Because if I know, I can actually use the tools the free market gives me: Vote with my money if I want GMO or not. Because I want to boycott the patent-hoarding bastards that are tipping over the ecosystem.

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    34. Re:Just for fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the business model before GMOs. A lot of crops have a hybrid advantage, where being heterozygous for some traits improved yield and resilience, but it's nearly impossible to use the seeds from those heterozygotes because - due to Mendelian reassortment - most of their seeds will be homozygous for several traits that you were interested in.

      Moreover, Monsanto isn't the only producer of GMOs. Plenty of universities and non-profits make them for use in developing countries to remove nutritional deficiencies; golden rice is a great example.

  15. Now that I've cleaned the coffee off the keyboard by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is humor in the same vein as, "Do you want a Hertz donut?"

    Strictly speaking, the phrasing is designed to generate the wrong answer so the respondent can then be mocked.

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  16. Damn Meant to include this by Crashmarik · · Score: 4, Funny

    From one of the sites

    http://foodrevolution.org/blog...

    I refute the claims of the biotechnology companies that their engineered crops yield more, that they require less pesticide applications, that they have no impact on the environment and of course that they are safe to eat.

    That's nice he ought to let the farmers know they can buy cheaper seeds and still do as well.

    If it seems like I am laughing at these people and the Euros who seem to think it's in their interest to pay more for food, I am.

    1. Re:Damn Meant to include this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People need to be reminded that the anti-GMO movement itself has a large industry component as well. "Organic" is a huge market with many players, including mega corporations in addition to smaller ones and for-profit growers who are competing with conventional growers. They hide under grass-roots sounding organizational names when spreading propaganda to give the impression that its some sort of David vs. Goliath battle against the dominant agricultural companies (Monsanto, Bayer, etc.).

      They rely on scientific ignorance on the part of consumers to instill fears about pesticides or unintended consequences. Meanwhile billions of GMO-containing meals have been served over the last two decades with no ill effect.

    2. Re:Damn Meant to include this by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      People need to be reminded that the anti-GMO movement itself has a large industry component as well. "Organic" is a huge market with many players,

      That's why many of us didn't want the USDA involved in organic certification. Sure enough, they allow many things which really have no business falling under such a label. We knew it would just shit on the whole concept, which involves cyclical systems — it's not just about a list of banned products.

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    3. Re:Damn Meant to include this by caseih · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Being a farmer myself, I find that quote pretty funny. Guess he never bothered to actually visit a farm and fine out. I can't comment on the "safe to eat" part but I can certainly attest that yields are much higher, and pesticide application is much reduced with GMO varieties of corn, canola, and soybeans. However with the increase in yield comes increased disease pressure, so overall, with or without GMO, pesticide use is still on the rise and that concerns me, not so much for food safety, but for sustainability and environmental reasons. It's kind of like hospital antibiotic resistance issues.

      The blogger also would be interested to know that the majority of food crops we eat (cereals) are not genetically engineered at all; they are bred as we've bred them for thousands of years. The real next stage for cereals is to develop cereals and bacteria cultures that can fix nitrogen. That is going to be a game changer.

      As far as "organic" pesticides go, Chemical companies do work on naturally-derived pesticides all the time, but few of them make it to market because they fail toxicity tests (don't want them to kill birds, animals, etc). It's in their interest to develop good organic pesticides because there's huge public demand for it, and a lot of money to be made. But it's a very hard thing to do.

    4. Re:Damn Meant to include this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything that is made of molecules containing Carbon is organic.

    5. Re:Damn Meant to include this by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Pesticide application is "reduced" because the GMO corn is pumping out it's own pesticide. Not directly dangerous to humans but the systemic threat it represents to beneficial insects is real.

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    6. Re:Damn Meant to include this by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Not quite. The insecticide in question is the Bt toxin. It has a very specific mode of action, affecting only coleopteran and lepidopteran insects, like European corn borer and cotton boll worm, and of course its only going to significantly affect the things that are actually eating the corn. Contrast that to insecticide sprays, and you get benefits in terms of field level insect biodiversity.

    7. Re:Damn Meant to include this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no it's not. GMO corn is made to be resistant to pesticides.

    8. Re:Damn Meant to include this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leaving aside the sustainability and environmental issues (which are obviously important) for a moment, as a farmer, are you concerned about the future with patented seed and crops that could mean you will end up paying whatever they choose to gouge out of you in future when they have a serious monopoly or cartel?

      Just wondering, because I read an awful lot of comments on slashdot about people not happy that they have no choice when it comes to ISPs or cable providers, for just one industry sector as an example.

    9. Re: Damn Meant to include this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. Calcite.

    10. Re:Damn Meant to include this by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      While a definition relating to organic farming itself is given, definition #3 is likely the origin of the term.
      From google:

      Organic
      1. of, relating to, or derived from living matter.
      "organic soils"
      synonyms: living, live, animate, biological, biotic
      "organic matter"

      Chemistry
      of, relating to, or denoting compounds containing carbon (other than simple binary compounds and salts) and chiefly or ultimately of biological origin.

      (of food or farming methods) produced or involving production without the use of chemical fertilizers, pesticides, or other artificial agents.
      synonyms: pesticide-free, additive-free, natural
      "organic vegetables"

      2. Physiology
      of or relating to a bodily organ or organs.

      Medicine
      (of a disease) affecting the structure of an organ.

      3. denoting a relation between elements of something such that they fit together harmoniously as necessary parts of a whole.
      "the organic unity of the integral work of art"

      synonyms: structured, organized, coherent, integrated, coordinated, ordered, harmonious
      "a society is an organic whole"

      characterized by continuous or natural development.
      "companies expand as much by acquisition as by organic growth"

    11. Re:Damn Meant to include this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except diamond, graphite, graphene, carbon monoxide, carbonates, cyanides, carbides, and so on. Organic molecules usually contain C-H bonds. If you listened to 70s british rock, you wouldn't be so stupid, 'cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.

    12. Re:Damn Meant to include this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fixing nitrogen will be easy and a forgotten problem, once we all relax the hemp growing laws .... that stuff is the biz !

    13. Re:Damn Meant to include this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG

      Any thing that contains carbon is organic. Morrison, Robert T.; Boyd, Robert N.; Boyd, Robert K. (1992). Organic Chemistry (6th ed.). Benjamin Cummings. ISBN 0-13-643669-2

    14. Re:Damn Meant to include this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your own reference:

      page 1:

      Today, although many compounds of carbon are still most conveniently isolated from plant and animal sources, most of them are synthesized. They are sometimes synthesized from inorganic substances like carbonates or cyanides, but more often from other organic compounds.

      page 92:

      [...] reacts with numerous inorganic compounds including water, carbon dioxide, and oxygen [...]

  17. Related to another recent study by serano · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's also GAME-C (Group for Atomic Material Exposure Control), a group which has launched a campaign to force the pharmaceutical industry to label medicines comprised partially or entirely of atoms.

  18. Water does not contain high levels of hydrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Water consists of hydrogen and oxygen, but while it also contains oxygen, especially if it has been around the fountain a few times, it does not contain noteworthy amounts of hydrogen. Instead of messing with the people he's supposed to protect, he should have been warning them about the copious amounts of dihydrogenmonoxide in the fountain. People who are afraid of "food that contains DNA" are children and need to get an allowance and otherwise be absolved of their decision making powers. They certainly shouldn't be allowed to make decisions that could result in offspring.

    1. Re:Water does not contain high levels of hydrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the chlorine content would probably cause more people to shy away from it. Although, my place used to have a fountain that used bromine to keep it clean instead of chlorine. The panic that people got into when I told them there was bromine in the water was priceless!

  19. Re: "Food that contains DNA" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the article you stupid motherfucker.

  20. I'd have a hard time, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read on many different topics. The last book on diet and nutrition I read was "The Big Fat Surprise" and that's because I read it last week. There was one before it, and for the life of me, I cannot remember what the hell it was right now.

    Speaking of "The Big Fat Surprise", not only is it about nutrition, but it has a wonderful example on how the scientific process can be derailed by prominent people in a field and by group think - even among scientists who are supposed to be above that nonsense; at least according to Slashdot groupthink.

    1. Re:I'd have a hard time, too. by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Also, following its advice will make you lose weight while you gorge yourself on delicious meat and sauces. Steak with Bearnaise vs rice cakes? It's literally sickening just how screwed up our nutrition advice is.

    2. Re:I'd have a hard time, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's literally sickening just how screwed up our nutrition advice is."

      All medical research is like this. It is of horribly low quality. The researchers are mis-trained on how to interpret evidence and design their research projects. The null hypothesis is supposed to be something predicted by a theory. Instead they disprove a strawman, then take that as evidence their favored explanation is correct. Once you realize the consequences of this, it becomes clear that the last few generations working in that field (and many others) have wasted their lives. It will all need to be redone.

      Also, be careful when talking about "anti-vaxxers" and other supposedly ignorant people. They are right to be skeptical.

    3. Re:I'd have a hard time, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's what the guy who invented significance testing predicted:
              "We are quite in danger of sending highly trained and highly intelligent young men out into the world with tables of erroneous numbers under their arms, and with a dense fog in the place where their brains ought to be. In this century, of course, they will be working on guided missiles and advising the medical profession on the control of disease, and there is no limit to the extent to which they could impede every sort of national effort."

      Fisher, R N (1958). "The Nature of Probability". Centennial Review 2: 261–274.

    4. Re: I'd have a hard time, too. by dantose · · Score: 1

      Um, before you go criticizing others on scientific procedure, you might want to brush up yourself. The null hypothesis is NOT what is predicted by a theory. In a traditional experiment, it would be that there is no relationship Between the dependent and independent variables.

    5. Re: I'd have a hard time, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The null hypothesis is NOT what is predicted by a theory. In a traditional experiment, it would be that there is no relationship Between the dependent and independent variables."

      Yes, this is the idea that has lead to the wasted lives of multiple generations of researchers. It is pseudoscience or cargo cult science. In science you collect data, come up with some process that could explain the data (ie a theory), deduce predictions from the theory, and then test the predictions with new data. Nowhere is there a place for disproving a strawman like "exactly zero relationship". The only reason to do so is to subsequently make some kind of logical error.

  21. Re:Now that I've cleaned the coffee off the keyboa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is humor in the same vein as, "Do you want a Hertz donut?"

    Strictly speaking, the phrasing is designed to generate the wrong answer so the respondent can then be mocked.

    My brain hertz.

  22. Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This appears to follow the general pattern that people will lie to interviewers to seem more smart, educated, or intellectual than they are.

    There is some phenomenon at work. School curriculum seems to contain the essentials of literacy and a general sense that a modern world exists to be explored and understood, but for a great many children now and their twenty-something parents, there seem to be great gaps of knowledge... it is as if a great pool of historical and practical trivia such as that which would be imparted by oral tradition as conversation and interaction with elders, has gone 'missing'.

    Perhaps it is not the educational system that has failed us, but a knowledge-transfer process between the generations. I speak not of a direct and simple connection with one's parents and grandparents, but ongoing dialogue with anyone 20+ years older.

    From pre-school through college children are becoming independent at younger ages and are managing to slice out their own separate social lives. We encourage this, shape it even. It is possible for them to maintain contact principally with others their own age right into adulthood. Their parents are typically distracted and engaged with work, and everyone has their own directed entertainment to immerse in at the end of the day. Are sundown get-togethers between generations a thing of the past?

    Until the post-war '50s there was little in the way of a teen-age subculture. Even before graduation there were life choices to make. You would typically be home by sundown, a great deal more interaction with adults and steady pressure for at least one of the younger to adopt the traditions and vocations of parents was real. Who will manage the farm, who will be the first apprentice at the clock shop? Who will join the Marines, who will be the teacher?

    Throughout the Nuclear Age the nuclear family has been in steady decline. Where we had once been paced by the animals and family tradition we were increasingly paced by tides of external stimuli. Diverse political ideology, lifestyle options and the fossil fuel-rich economy encouraged far migration. Today families span more geographical distance on average than at any time in history.

    Modern technology helped this to happen. We are a push-button society and kids push buttons as well as anyone. This extends to push-button entertainment and distraction. Maybe we've spent the last three decades of pushing separate buttons instead of spending long hours talking to one another about the little things and the big things.

    What if this simple, sad message of generational estrangement as voiced by Harry Chapin... could be applied to a whole country?

    Perhaps it's not too late to open those channels again.
    Call your Mom.
    Ask her what DNA is.

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    1. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on. You're blaming people not being able to handle qualitative and quantitative explosions in information (if not knowledge) on the family (or lack thereof)? Yes, family is important. No, family is not (and historically has not been) the general arbiter or source of most information. You're confusing family with society, especially pre literate society.

      How in bog's green earth is any sort of family unit supposed to deal with the current knowledge set? Hell, even a university level professor can barely keep track of what goes on in their own field.

      I think you're conflating a series of basic homilies and perhaps moral constructs (as useful and as important as they are) with knowledge. They are different concepts.

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    2. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps it is not the educational system that has failed us, but a knowledge-transfer process between the generations.

      Seems like it's both. If school's job is to prepare you to be a good citizen, then shouldn't it be finding ways to take up the slack? And perhaps to build a better parent? Since that's what kids grow up and become, in part.

      Throughout the Nuclear Age the nuclear family has been in steady decline.

      You can say that again. But maybe it's a good thing. I never got along with my family. Why shouldn't I form a synthetic family with people more like me? It's a proven fact that family won't necessarily stand by you, so no difference there.

      Call your Mom.

      My mom has been focused firmly on herself since before I was born, and talking to her makes me feel like crap every time. Why don't you call my mom, if you think she needs a phone call so much?

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    3. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by h8sg8s · · Score: 2

      Interesting observation. My sample size is 5 children, and though it's not statistically significant, it does offer some insights. My children who came of age before ubiquitous connectivity are better conversationalists and are more connected with "tribal knowledge" of the spoken and relational kinds, whereas my youngest are totally connected to the Internet teat and are more disconnected from familial and "tribal" inputs. It will be interesting to see what they and millions of their peers do to the political and social institutions of the US. If you're not a little scared by that prospect, you're not paying attention.

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    4. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would typically be home by sundown, a great deal more interaction with adults

      Kids now live at home until their mid 30's, surely that adds some "interaction" over the years.

      Call your Mom.
      Ask her what DNA is.

      If you need to have this talk now, I feel bad for your sex life.

    5. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by dkf · · Score: 1

      How in bog's green earth is any sort of family unit supposed to deal with the current knowledge set? Hell, even a university level professor can barely keep track of what goes on in their own field.

      That's what the professor's family is for, to keep track of all the rest of human knowledge that the professor hasn't got time for.

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    6. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The task isn't to keep your knowledge in sync with the bleeding edge of research. Many people lack basic understanding of the things and concepts they deal with every day, knowledge which would have been imparted by the peers and superiors in a world which was built less on division of labor and more on self-reliance. The maker movement is one way curious people are regaining that knowledge, but most people have resigned to a consumer lifestyle entirely.

    7. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out: Now, get off my lawn.

    8. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is some phenomenon at work. School curriculum seems to contain the essentials of literacy and a general sense that a modern world exists to be explored and understood, but for a great many children now and their twenty-something parents, there seem to be great gaps of knowledge... it is as if a great pool of historical and practical trivia such as that which would be imparted by oral tradition as conversation and interaction with elders, has gone 'missing'.

      Perhaps it is not the educational system that has failed us, but a knowledge-transfer process between the generations. I speak not of a direct and simple connection with one's parents and grandparents, but ongoing dialogue with anyone 20+ years older.

      The idea that people used to be better informed or smarter is just plain wrong. Many people believe lots of silly things these days, but it used to be worse. The oral tradition is still alive and doing well - it is the realm of fairies and big bads living in yonder forest and there's no scarcity of people believing in such things. The oral tradition can also help with hands-on skills for survival, yes, but explaining what DNA is and how it works is completely outside of what the oral tradition is about, for precisely the reason made very clear in this story: random people (like your family) will get a lot of things wrong on average. If your mom thinks that DNA in food is bad, asking her about DNA isn't going to help you.

    9. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by sjames · · Score: 1

      It comes in all forms as well. I remember when I was 8 or 9, wandering around on top of Stone Mountain. I started talking to an elderly security guard and he was in the mood for a story, so he told me about when the KKK used to meet on the mountain. I can't say thje message itself was necessarily what a parent would want their child to hear, but I knew enough to understand that he was telling a story from a different time. It wasn't until then that I actually understood racism to be a real and ugly thing rather than a set of facts in a text book. I also learned a lot about how normal that level of racisim seemed to someone from that time and how people (especially older people) may be a product of their time. No amount of droning on in a classroom could have taught that so well.

      I suppose today, he wouldn't have had time to tell me that story because some MBA looking for an excuse to get rid of him would have called it goofing off. Given that part of the park's mission is teaching, he couldn't have been more on-task.

      That's what's really missing. Time and energy. Families just don't have it anymore while trying to make ends meet. Nobody else really does either.

    10. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by Slashjones · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is not the educational system that has failed us

      It is. It's based on faulty standardized tests that test only for rote memorization, teaching to these faulty standardized tests, useless busywork that requires only rote memorization, and a one-size-fits-all curriculum.

      That's not to say there aren't some other factors at work here, but by and large, our 'educational' system is anything but educational. You can't expect many people to come to a deep understanding of the material if all you do is encourage rote memorization.

    11. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 1

      No, family is not (and historically has not been) the general arbiter or source of most information. You're confusing family with society, especially pre literate society.

      Where did family come in to it? And how did literacy creep in? "I speak not of a direct and simple connection with one's parents and grandparents, but ongoing dialogue with anyone 20+ years older."

      The term 'generation gap' was coined to describe a general oppositional stance or ideological disagreement between the generations. This is a NEW type of 'generation' gap, it is a lack of communication of any meaningful form between the generations.

      Looks like my "Call your mom" quip hit some nerves and got more attention than the rest of it. Should have left it out.

      This disconnect has only become possible in developed countries in this modern age, where doting parents have provided their children -- from a young age --- with tools that let them reach out to their peers 24x7. So they do, and it goes on into the teenage years. And beyond.

      I'm not placing blame here, just trying to illuminate a trend that I perceive as negative. I am probably part of the problem. Over the years I have not introduced my own children to enough adults.

      If you are a parent, ask yourself: how many interesting people over the years have I brought my children to, made a formal introduction (disarming that 'strangers' thing) and placed them if not in the care of these people, in the least given exposure to what they do and who they are?

      It's a tribal thing dating back to that proverbial village that raises a child. What form does our so-called 'modern' village take? Children are segregated from adults in the general population as surely as by Jim Crow. They are warned about strangers but not told to seek out adults doing interesting things. They are reared in kid-stuff, 'forced' to be with other kids until... it becomes natural I guess.

      My own childhood was so different. I was a free range child and the only rule was that my parents wanted to know where I was (a phone call from each place). After school I would make the rounds around town to hang out with adults who were doing interesting things. From the age of 8 I was a regular visitor at a radio station where I had free run of the production room when it was not in use, the telephone company where an engineer let me play with the IBM 5100 where I learned a bit of APL and BASIC, another computer place, a watch repairman (one of the world's last), an alarm company where my friend taught me how to solder, the local newspaper where my parents worked. In every place I gained access just be introducing myself and being respectful. Every one of the adults in these places welcomed my presence and felt free to discuss what they were doing, even assigning me tasks of organization or cleanup (I suggested it, referred to it as "earning my keep").

      So in the modern time I actively sought to apprentice myself to these folk, each in a small way. My upbringing was more in line with the 'village' concept than anything I have seen emerge since.

      And I think it is a shame.

      What remains to be seen is whether those disconnected-from-adults kids are gathering a degree of useful tribal knowledge in the same manner that children always have --- for some 'new' type of tribe. If so, I hope it works out for them. The demographic is well represented on Slashdot and I think one or more tossed an -1 Overrated onto my GP comment because, among other things, they have little tolerance for anyone suggesting that this provincial Internet connected Universe is anything less than ideal for everybody.

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    12. Re:Breakdown of adult interaction, oral tradition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned what deoxyribonucleic acid is, in sophopmore year in high school! It's true I went on to study Mathematics in university, but the truck drivers who finished high school with me also learned about DNA.

      TFS isn't about testing people for the far reaches of postdoc research.

  23. Ronco DNA extractor by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    I need to start marketing the Ronco DNA Extractor. Safely and quickly remove any residual DNA to make smart, healthy family meals.

  24. Jesus, we're fucked. by thermowax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This showed up in The Washington Post a week ago... and I'm still aghast.

    Slashdot has classified this as a "humour" story, but I find it simply frightening. There's always going to be a certain quantity of dullards on the left end of the curve, but... 80%?! 80% of Americans are unfamiliar with one of, if not *the* most fundamental concepts of biology? This isn't "Dihydrogen Monoxide" trickery, DNA is DNA and it's functionality is taught in high school- usually repeatedly.

    However, the thing that really, really scares me and keeps me awake at night is that *these fuckers vote*.

    1. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't take the facile approach of blaming American education for this. Look at the Germans who are promoting carbon reduction and lignite mining in the same breath. The Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand, after coming across the dhmo.org site, actually introduced a parliamentary resolution to ban the substance:
      http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA0110/S00440.htm

    2. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by ihtoit · · Score: 2

      what should terrify you is that these fuckers breed.

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    3. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Longjmp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      80%?! 80% of Americans are unfamiliar with one of, if not *the* most fundamental concepts of biology?

      Recently I explained to a friend why you shouldn't freeze some fruit, because the water will break the cells and the fruit will become mushy.
      Her reply: "What are cells?"
      After a few moments of baffled silence, I tried to explain how cells are the base "Lego bricks" for all life.
      Next she asked "So if you eat cells, it's good for you?"

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    4. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know exactly what it means, but depending on the context I could see answering yes to a question like this by accident. Load up a questionnaire with a ton of stuff about untested chemicals, GMOs designed in a lab, etc, and then slip that one in near the end. Your brain doesn't read it as simply "DNA" but instead connects it with all the stuff it just heard.

      Sort of like when someone asks you ten "yes" short questions as quickly as possible and then slips in one that should obviously be "no" but you're on autopilot at that point and answer "yes" anyway.

    5. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what should terrify you is that these fuckers breed.

      Which shows that they really aren't serious, because if they avoided DNA and dihydrogen monoxide they would've live long enough *to* breed.

    6. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNA is taught in high school? Our biology teacher was our gym teacher. I'm serious. If it weren't for independent reading (and, later) college, I wouldn't know what it is either. If we're worried about stupid people, we're going to have to stop aggressively defunding mandatory education.

    7. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      And no one believed that idiocracy was a documentry from the future.

    8. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      Biology is blasphemy, with all its ramblings about heresy like evolution and common building components like DNA and RNA. We try to teach as little of it as possible.

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    9. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      What about all this carbon pollution stuff?

    10. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by swillden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot has classified this as a "humour" story, but I find it simply frightening. There's always going to be a certain quantity of dullards on the left end of the curve, but... 80%?! 80% of Americans are unfamiliar with one of, if not *the* most fundamental concepts of biology? This isn't "Dihydrogen Monoxide" trickery, DNA is DNA and it's functionality is taught in high school- usually repeatedly.

      I don't think it's that bad. I think this is "Dihydrogen Monoxide" trickery, only a slightly subtler form.

      The dihydrogen monoxide trickery is using an unfamiliar name for a familiar substance. Unless you've taken some chemisty and know how to parse "dihydrogen monoxide" as "a molecule consisting of two hydrogen and one oxygen atoms", you don't realize it's water and the selective quotes, presented in a context that implies that the speaker/writer is a reasonably-intelligent person who genuinely believes there is a risk, obviously causes listeners to assume that it's dangerous.

      A really essential part of the joke/scam is the fact that the speaker/writer appears to be intelligent and sincere. It's a social engineering scam, relying on the fact that most people are intelligent and sincere (the slashdot elitist tendency to assume general stupidity notwithstanding) and that therefore absent some sort of contraindications people tend to believe other people, because that's what makes society work.

      In this case, I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of the 80% who were confused actually know perfectly well what DNA is, and fully understand that most of our food contains it because most of our food is made from living organisms. And they understand that children get their DNA from their parents, including their mother.

      But the way this is presented strongly implies that the topic of discussion is some other DNA, which is not supposed to be in the food and can have some sort of deleterious effect, and that warning labels might be useful. Further, the similarity of the ratio with those who support labeling of GMO foods indicates that the presentation may have caused the respondents to conflate the question with one about GMO. Some of them might even have assumed that the survey was in error and intended to ask about GMO foods and answered in the affirmative while shaking their heads about the cluelessness of the survey author. The apparent intelligence and sincerity of the speaker motivates people to believe there's a real issue, rather than this being a joke or a trick.

      So I suspect that the 80/20 split here is less an artifact of education levels than it is an artifact of the distribution of different personality types. To what degree are you skeptical of scientific-sounding claims that are presented to you as factual? And how willing are you to lend your support to crusades pushed by apparently well-intentioned people, particularly when they appear to have little, if any, downside? The suggestion that the action to be taken is just labeling makes this a relatively low-impact campaign, even if successful, so the cost to society is low, and the cost to the survey respondent is nearly zero. In that sort of situation, many people will agree merely to be agreeable, regardless of their opinion on the issue.

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    11. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Unless you've taken some chemisty and know how to parse "dihydrogen monoxide" as "a molecule consisting of two hydrogen and one oxygen atoms", you don't realize it's water

      The fact that so many of us didn't get any chemistry is vindication of the statement that we're fucked, though. Being a nerd, I figured it out the first time I heard it, which was convenient since I first heard it from one of the people instrumental in spreading the meme early on. Being a part of the scruz geek scene was fairly magical, even though I caught the tail end of the golden years.

      Everyone should be getting basic chemistry and biology, like it or not. I never had to dissect anything. Closest I've come is carving up food. Never learned much about biology at all, or chemistry for that matter.

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    12. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      80%?! 80% of Americans are unfamiliar with one of, if not *the* most fundamental concepts of biology?

      I support mandatory labels on *all* food products. Therefore I support mandatory labels on food containing DNA, and I've have ticked the "yes" box on this questionnaire too.

      But to be pedantic the question actually asked "Do you agree with the government's policy to require mandatory labels on food containing DNA". If you had to answer yes or no to this nonsense question (since there is no such policy) I'd assume the questionnaire, like so many others, was badly written and was referring to an actual government policy on something useful.

    13. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by swillden · · Score: 1

      The fact that so many of us didn't get any chemistry is vindication of the statement that we're fucked [...] Everyone should be getting basic chemistry and biology, like it or not.

      Meh. I took two years of chemistry in high school (second was AP). It was okay, and I suppose it's been marginally useful. I'm not sure everyone needs more chemistry than is taught in seventh and eighth grade science class, though... atoms and molecules, a bit about chemical reactions, an overview of the periodic table, including a basic notion of what the columns mean, a brief discussion of the ideal gas law, etc. I think that's sufficient for most. Stoichiometry, understanding valence shells, etc... not so much. The general structure is crucial. The details, including the construction of chemical names, really isn't.

      What's more important, and not taught very well at all, is the theory and operation of the scientific method as a whole. I discovered a while ago that my wife -- who has a BS in biology and taught junior and high school science -- didn't really understand the scientific method. Specifically, she didn't understand the distinction between hypothesis and prediction, or why it matters, and didn't fully understand the critical nature of falsifiability and its implication that science is and always will be a series of successive approximations to the truth, never achieving perfect truth, yet being by far the most effective tool we have for getting ever closer to it.

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    14. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree there, Republicans don't know any more about food than Democrats do, it's just that Democrats are more likely to have views that doctors are mocking. But, doctors themselves are pretty much completely incompetent, so I'm not sure why they're views are taken seriously.

      Ultimately, damn near everybody is a low information eater, the research necessary isn't there. So, unless you're eating some sort of ancestral diet, you're probably one of those morons espousing stupidity.

    15. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by meerling · · Score: 1

      Any grade schooler should know what DNA is and not be fooled by that.
      Any high schooler should have enough education that they won't fall for the Dihydrogen Monoxide gag either.
      Sadly, that is not the case in this country.
      And you wonder why the other countries keep laughing at us behind our borders.

    16. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Future?

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    17. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      In this case, I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of the 80% who were confused actually know perfectly well what DNA is, and fully understand that most of our food contains it because most of our food is made from living organisms. And they understand that children get their DNA from their parents, including their mother.

      Sadly that's not true. The average American, although supposedly schooled, has no idea what DNA is. Try to parse that. They passed their science tests by multiple choice without understanding anything, and retain nothing from their schooling. I don't mean this is as a "look how stupid they are, we are better because we know more" kind of thing, just a level set of what you should expect from Americans. This country is fucked. There is no way to recover. If you are looking for a culture that still respects education, try Japan, UK, Germany, or a few others. I expect the next hundred years to be a great diaspora of the American intelligentsia to better lands where they can be respected.

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    18. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by 31eq · · Score: 1

      I have a vague memory of the DHMO project being about the presentation of science in the media, rather than public ignorance. It showed how people will get the wrong idea if you portray a scientific issue badly. Ironically, this story has been hideously portrayed in the media. We're told that 80% of Americans support labeling of food containing DNA, which is much the same as 80% of Americans supporting food labeling, which is an obviously good idea, so you wonder what the other 20% were thinking. But oh, no, let's make fun of these people who fell for a ludicrous scam without actually explaining what was ludicrous about it.

    19. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      Neither do people in other western countries.

    20. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting if the survey was presented in other developed nations.

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    21. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I discovered a while ago that my wife -- who has a BS in biology and taught junior and high school science -- didn't really understand the scientific method. Specifically, she didn't understand the distinction between hypothesis and prediction, or why it matters, and didn't fully understand the critical nature of falsifiability and its implication that science is and always will be a series of successive approximations to the truth, never achieving perfect truth, yet being by far the most effective tool we have for getting ever closer to it.

      Does she understand now? Or are you still married?

    22. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      science is and always will be a series of successive approximations to the truth, never achieving perfect truth, yet being by far the most effective tool we have for getting ever closer to it.

      Well, never achieving truth perfectly known to be true. Suppose I tell you a perfect truth right now. You'd then know it, you'd have arrived at perfect truth, but you wouldn't be able to be perfectly sure about that. Unless you're arguing that there is no such thing as perfect truth, but then I don't know how you can say that it can be approximated.

      If we were living in a Newtonian universe, as one could imagine that we might have, Newtonian physics would be perfect truth, but we as humans just couldn't be perfectly certain that there wasn't something we had missed. There's nothing to say that deduction can't make you arrive at perfect truth, you just can't know for sure that you've arrived there.

      Science wouldn't have to be a series of approximations, it just happens to work like that in most interesting cases because humans aren't smart enough to get to the right place in one step given how complicated reality tends to be. The good news is that a series of approximations can still be very useful, as you point out.

    23. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by visualight · · Score: 1

      I was on a long trip, going through the Rockies with a very loaded sedan, towing a trailer. It was her turn to drive and for some time I had been repeatedly admonishing her to increase her following distance, slow down, etc., because of the excess weight. As she continued to ignore me my explanations grew longer and more detailed, until finally she interrupted me with "What's inertia?"

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    24. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're so dumb that they want to warn against DNA in food, then they should be banned from using DNA.

      That should solve the breeding problem or the voting problem. Either one's fine.

    25. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      Sadly that's not true. The average American, although supposedly schooled, has no idea what DNA is.

      Sure they do, it's just full of negative connotations. To the average American, DNA is the stuff in blood, saliva, semen, hair, and fingernails that lets the police identify and catch criminals. And when you ask them if DNA should be in food, that's where their mind goes; of course there should be warning labels on food that might have somebody's blood or saliva in it. I would bet money that a majority of respondents to the survey assumed that "DNA" equals "human DNA."

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    26. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      As she continued to ignore me my explanations grew longer and more detailed, until finally she interrupted me with "What's inertia?"

      After you explained the concept, did she at least understand the idea but not the term, or was even the concept of inertia something that was a revelation?

    27. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I wonder what these people think of the blood that comes in a package of meat? What about the gonads of plants that people like to eat (such as an apple)?

    28. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by visualight · · Score: 1

      The fundamentals were there. The problem was that she had difficulty applying it to a car, and more specifically, the brakes. Some basic ideas like the relationship between weight and inertia had to explained in detail and not just referenced. In the end I never felt satisfied that she really understood everything because she refused to discuss it anymore.

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    29. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I think this is "Dihydrogen Monoxide" trickery, only a slightly subtler form.

      Only if they would have referred to DNA as "deoxyribonucleic acid".

      But the way this is presented strongly implies that the topic of discussion is some other DNA, which is not supposed to be in the food and can have some sort of deleterious effect

      I dunno. If you read the rest of the survey, they asked the respondents if they had read any agricultural books in the past year and a lot said that they had, but most who said that they had could not recall the name of the book, and the ones who could recall named books like "Skinny Bitch". So really, I think it's safe to say that the respondents are simply fucking morons.

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    30. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of scientific concepts that people often seem to not notice in real life, probably having compartmentalized them away from everyday life.

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    31. Re:Jesus, we're fucked. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Every so often, I look at flowerbeds and see things waving brightly colored genitalia at me. It's a different experience.

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  25. Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have always been frightfully quick at obediently accepting a popular held belief, no matter the actual facts in the matter.

    These days its trendy to speak concerned platitudes about what we eat.

    So as a result organic foods become popular, despite the fact that no scientific study has ever proved conclusively that there are any positive health effects compared with conventionally farmed food.*

    And genetically modified crops become demonized. Despite the fact that the campaigns and arguments about GMOs are little more than fear mongering.

    *But the environment! Even if assume that pesticides and herbicides even in tiny amounts are harmful to the environment, the fact remains that there is no way we could feed 7 billion people with organic farming. It's not very long ago, less than a century, that there were actual famines, or a risk thereof, in Europe. Thanks to the green revolution and the use of pesticides/fungicides thats a thing of the past.

    1. Re: Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go look at studies of aging and longevity studies. What sort of life style did they have? Now after you have done this ask yourself if they would have had the same results of they ate the crap that we eat in the US.

  26. Jerks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not nice to make fun of people who are less educated than you.

    1. Re:Jerks by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      actually, thanks to NCLB they have been afforded the same opportunities in education as everybody else. The fault of their being dumbasses lies solely and entirely on them. Ergo, the funpokery is entirely justified, in my opinion.

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    2. Re:Jerks by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but what other purpose do politicians serve?

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  27. Hyponatremia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can drink too much H2O, water. Hyponatremia is a real thing.

  28. Prop 65 anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who lives in California has seen the prop 65 warning and knows how useless that is. Good intentions (probably not) but useless. The required warning

    "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

    Also used in some variation to say something like "Products used at this location..." The end result is this is slapped on everything, everywhere and means nothing.

  29. it's all bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i gotta stop reading slashdot. it's articles like this that help to explain why socrates chose the hemlock over paying the fine and the situation ain't changed at all.

  30. Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Pregnant women are at very high risk of passing on DNA to their children."
    Kind of the point isnt it? Its not normal if the child only get the male DNA?

  31. Re:Now that I've cleaned the coffee off the keyboa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is humor in the same vein as, "Do you want a Hertz donut?"

    Strictly speaking, the phrasing is designed to generate the wrong answer so the respondent can then be mocked.

    My brain hertz.

    Hertz Donut?

  32. McDonald's... by nicodoggie · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...can finally advertise as 100% DNA free!

    1. Re:McDonald's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, not always, it depends if there is spit in your burger or not

  33. American Clay Pidgeon by hduff · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since college, I have been encouraging people to help save the American Clay Pidgeon, colorfully-marked creatures "fragile as eggs" that a slaughtered every day and left to rot in fields at the hands of wildly enthusiastic gunners.

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    1. Re:American Clay Pidgeon by hduff · · Score: 1

      *pigeon -- LOL

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    2. Re:American Clay Pidgeon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the, ahem, "quality" of her acting, I actually think Pidgeon should be left to rot in a field.

    3. Re:American Clay Pidgeon by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that they are bred only for one reason, to be hunted FOR SPORT! End that madness, now!

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    4. Re:American Clay Pidgeon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save the Skeets!

  34. Trick survey respondents to think they talkin GMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I mean if they said "Do you think Americans should fear X" and it turns out that X is a simple skin exfoliating technique whose name happens to sound like "global thermonuclear destruction". The respondents just assume the survey is talking about whatever related phenomenon they've heard about in the news, and they have no reason to suspect that it's a "fake ha-ha funny survey" designed to expose subtle flaws in their scientific understanding. So they hear "food with DNA in it" and even if they do catch the mistake they're not too concerned with observing OHMYGOD ALL FOOD HAS DNA IN IT, THIS SURVEY HAS A DRAMATIC FLAW, I'D BETTER NOT RESPOND TO IT!!

    Which is all fine so far as it goes. But axe-grinding bloggers will turn that into axe-grinding claims about "the American public". This is the sort of dumb hipster attack logic that has dominated the current Presidential administration for years now.

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  35. Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The scary thing is, these people vote. You can see from the study how easy it is to manipulate them into thinking or believing anything you want. This is one of the reason why money wins elections. Perhaps we should fund a massive study that will convince people that voting will give them cancer to get these people out of the voting pool?

  36. Re:Now that I've cleaned the coffee off the keyboa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sir, are my hero.

  37. So what's the point? by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what the point is here. Could it be:

    • Some chemicals with unfamiliar-sounding names are harmless, therefore we should assume that all are?
    • Warning labels about chemical hazards are stupid, because the public should be sufficiently educated about chemistry and toxicology to know if a compound is dangerous by it's name alone?
    • Unfamiliar substances should be assumed to be safe unless we know otherwise with certainty?

    Furthermore, if you use the name "di-hydrogen monoxide" for water, I'm going to assume you've had no chemistry beyond high school. No chemist would say "monosilicon dioxide" for quartz (SiO2) or "tri-iron tetra-oxide" for Fe3O4, for example. So if you're ridiculing people for not recognizing "dihydrogen monoxide", you're also looking like an noob to people who know better.

    1. Re:So what's the point? by retroworks · · Score: 1

      The point is to use content labels to stimulate democratic change by hoping consumers become more concerned about words on a label with information they've been taught to pay attention to for health reasons. Now I do believe there are very legitimate social/environmental concerns over GM DNA, such as reduction in crop diversity, or unintended consequences. But there are no health concerns deriving specifically from the fact DNA was "modified" (could be bad, could be good, GMO is not health information). So "the point" is clear: to use labels to introduce non-health related message to consumners.

      In my 20s I was involved in the "recycled/recyclable" label rules introduced in the 1980s and while I wasn't opposed to putting packaging content information, I saw it was rapidly politicized. "Metal has more recycled content", "glass is more recyclable", "plastic is source-reduced weight"... labels became "recyclable" or "recycled content", then "post-consumer recycled content". In Europe, composite material drink-boxes made a deal to pay-to-play, where the chasing raindrops label could simply reflect the packaging company "paying to support recycling". (That money led EU regulators to increase in number and power... a good thing when they know what they are talking about, an awful thing most other times).

      There is a limited amount of "shelf space" on food package labels. Environmentalists are trying to repeat the "success" of recycled/recyclable. Many passionately believe in the social/environmental concerns, such as crop diversity, just as we believed in recycling. But perhaps labels should just be for health and nutrition information.

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    2. Re:So what's the point? by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      If DNA is unfamiliar, we need to completely revamp our education system. It's one of the fundamental things taught about biology. And they even asked with the acronym, so the respondents didn't need to know what DNA stands for.

      So if you're ridiculing people for not recognizing "dihydrogen monoxide", you're also looking like an noob to people who know better.

      The noobs would be the ones who don't ask "what's that?", and instead just go with "chemicals bad!!!"

    3. Re:So what's the point? by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      such as reduction in crop diversity

      We grow only one kind of banana. It was developed in 1948, long before "GM DNA". Heck, the Irish Potato Famine was caused by monoculture.

      You don't need genetic modifications to create a monoculture. We already do that, and have for a very, very long time.

    4. Re:So what's the point? by onepoint · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about the Big Mike or cavendish? I was the last generation to enjoy them on a regular basis. I got to eat one again about 3 years ago, boy was it good. really banana tasting and it had a lot of seeds inside. yummy, that's banana cost me a fortune, was well worth it.

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    5. Re:So what's the point? by mlkj · · Score: 1

      The point is that you should be careful. Just because you see a scary sounding name doesn't mean that it is or isn't dangerous.
      The morale of the story is "We're in 2015, google it".

    6. Re:So what's the point? by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      such as reduction in crop diversity,

      Note even remotely how things work. Diversity is genetic sum of what you grow. Genetic engineering is a way of improving crops. They're not at all the same thing. What you are saying is like saying that spinning rims on cars are bad because it reduces the number of car models. It doesn't make any sense at all.

      or unintended consequences

      Oh like what? If you have evidence that there is some intrinsic deleterious effect of GE crops, show it. Otherwise, what you are doing is vacuous speculation. I could just as easily speculate on the 'unintended consequences' of vaccines, wifi, water fluoridation, or anything else I fell like opposing today, and it would be just as meaningless.

      So "the point" is clear: to use labels to introduce non-health related message to consumners.

      I call that deceiving people to advance an unscientific agenda.

    7. Re: So what's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know plants didn't evolve in isolation. They evolved along with other competing organisms. The system established a balance between cooperation and competition over a very long time and iterations. I don't question the wisdom of this process. But what I do question is when scientists are doing something relatively new in terms of evolution and they tell me all is well and don't worry. Being a wise person I know that new technology often has bugs or unintended consequences if you will. They eventually work themselves out over time. But during the process someone had to take on the risk of the new thing. Sometimes it's years before scientists even start to fathom that something might be wrong with their tinkering. But too late for that poor soul who took on the risk unknowingly because he was assured things would be alright. I'm gonna let some other schmuck take on that risk. If it works and is safe well great for them. I guess I just wasted some money needlessly on organic food for myself and my family. Time will bring things to light.

    8. Re:So what's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genetic diversity concern research (NIH) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pu...

      Unintended consequences (PBS) http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/harves...

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  39. Big Mac by X10 · · Score: 1

    Someone told me a big mac is free of DNA.

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    1. Re:Big Mac by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      That's pretty ridiculous. The Big Mac is made with 100% pure beef.

      McRibs and McNuggets, on the other hand...

  40. not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is kind of a dishonest way for the food/chemical industry to try to push an agenda. Most people don't listen to the questions they're asked. They start thinking of an answer before the question has even been completely asked. I'll be most were really answering the question, "Do you support mandatory labeling of food that's been grown using intellectual property developed by companies that are famous for creating the world's most deadly products?" And the answer to that question about labeling of GMOs is always over 90% when the public is asked.

    I can understand that faced with such overwhelming public sentiment for labeling that the chemical/food industrial complex would try anything to turn things around, but this is pretty underhanded. The fact is that consumers overwhelmingly want one little bit of information, as innocuous ask the little kosher "K" commonly on food labels. A simple yes/no to the question, "Does somebody own the intellectual property on the corn in this cereal?" is apparently so dangerous that the answer must be forbidden to consumers at all costs.

    It can never be "pro-science" for information to be withheld from consumers. Even if that information is inconvenient to certain powerful corporations.

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    1. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't been keeping close watch, but I believe that every time a GMO labeling referendum has been put on the ballot, it has failed to pass.

      I keep hearing the claims such as yours, i.e. 90% of people support labeling, but this has never been reflected in an actual popular vote. I have to wonder who is doing the surveys what come up with the 90% figure.

    2. Re:not honest by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 0

      This is kind of a dishonest way for the food/chemical industry to try to push an agenda.

      The food/chemical industry? This "survey" was done by a University.

      Personally, I think they were trying to find out how many of the people answering the important parts of their survey were completely clueless.

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    3. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is kind of a dishonest way for the food/chemical industry to try to push an agenda.

      This isn't being done by the food/chemical industry. It's a university pointing out how easily peoples' opinions can be swayed by carefully crafted surveys.

      If an agenda is in play here, it's that of the organic food industry trying to create market segmentation and higher profits.

    4. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A majority of voters in Oregon just voted down a GMO labelling law. Does this mean that most GMO labelling supports also don't vote?

    5. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can understand that faced with such overwhelming public sentiment for labeling that the chemical/food industrial complex would try anything to turn things around, but this is pretty underhanded. The fact is that consumers overwhelmingly want one little bit of information, as innocuous ask the little kosher "K" commonly on food labels. A simple yes/no to the question, "Does somebody own the intellectual property on the corn in this cereal?" is apparently so dangerous that the answer must be forbidden to consumers at all costs.

      If it can only be used to discriminate in a particularly stupid way, then perhaps it should.

      Did you know that NMR (nuclear magnetic resonance) scans were renamed MRI (magnetic resonance imaging) scans because people were freaking about the "nuclear" part? Did you know that canola oil was rebranded from its original name rapeseed oil because the original name didn't go over so well with its target demographic?

      So long as there is no reproducible scientific research demonstrating harm, I see no problem in protecting the public from their own ignorance and stupidity with a bit of creative labeling.

    6. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This "survey" was done by a University

      Haha! Are you really that naive? Who do you think sponsors (a word meaning 'bought and paid and paid for by') universities and so-called studies? Do you think universities are immune to bribe-- sorry, sponsorship, any more or less than politicians?

      As always, follow the money. If you can, that is.

    7. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Studies saying fat is bad for you were done by "a scientist".. guess what.. carbs are worse, and that shumck was subsidized by sugar and soda pop industry.

    8. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If it can only be used to discriminate in a particularly stupid way, then perhaps it should.

      You understand that consumers get to discriminate regarding the products they buy, and for whatever reason they want.

      If someone doesn't care for Apple laptops, but Apple laptops are better, should they not be able to "discriminate" between Apple and non-Apple products? Since I don't like green socks, should I not be allowed to see the color of the socks I'm buying because I might "discriminate" against green socks, even though they perform exactly the same function as blue socks?

      Nobody, not even the most ardent supporter of GMO foods, can claim that the GMO plants are bio-identical to the non-GMO plants, because if that was the case, how the fuck can they be covered by intellectual property laws?

      And who the fuck gets to decide what information a consumer may have and what they may not? You? Monsanto?

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    9. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      A majority of voters in Oregon just voted down a GMO labelling law.

      Now I bet if you thought about it, you could figure out why that statement is not true.

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    10. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I haven't been keeping close watch, but I believe that every time a GMO labeling referendum has been put on the ballot, it has failed to pass.

      Because elections in the US are designed to prevent people from voting.

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    11. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The food/chemical industry? This "survey" was done by a University.

      It's funny that you think that makes a difference in the US. That you are so naive as to believe there is some magical invisible wall between corporations and the "research" they fund.

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    12. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets look at the Oregon GMO labeling initiative that just recently failed. The vote was very very close - I think it was down to a few hundred or few thousand votes. Essentially a 50/50 split if we just round the numbers.

      (Other elections where the initiatives lost have not been this close, but for the sake of argument, let's just use this one)

      So what you are telling us is that the system is so rigged that in Oregon that it is able to suppress 40% of the population from voting for the labeling initiatives? This is, of course, ignoring the fact that some number of those allegedly suppressed votes might have voted *against* the initiative, but I'm willing to throw you yet another bone and just blanketly assume all of that magical suppression was just for the "Yes" side only.

      So where is your evidence for this? The Department of Justice would absolutely *love* to prosecute such a case. You might even get a reward for blowing the whistle.

      Why do you remain silent on this evidence? Our democracy is at stake, man!

    13. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if they are going to do something retarded like voting for GMO labeling then they are too stupid to be voting.

    14. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Please explain how universities churn out paper after paper after paper sounding the alarm on climate change in the face of the multi-trillion dollar oil/gas industry that lobbies hard against said research, but the same universities are somehow bent to the will of the Ag/Bio industries that receive a tiny fraction of revenue of oil/gas industry.

    15. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that magical wall is sometimes called a paywall

    16. Re:not honest by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Oh, the corporate conspiracy card, that didn't take long. My university has often been accused of being part of that conspiracy. We're not, and it is an easily verifiable matter of public record, but the lovely thing about a conspiracy is that everything that disproves it is just part of the conspiracy. It's great for when you want to make wild claims with bugger all to back them.

    17. Re:not honest by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      It can never be "pro-science" for information to be withheld from consumers.

      Evolution is just a theory. I demand it be labeled on textbooks.

      A study once found a link between vaccines and autism. I demand that parents be informed prior to vaccinating their kids.

      Is either of those anti-science? If so, why? I'm just giving people information.

      Thing is, a fact taken out of context and presented to those without the basic background information is deceptive. You want to lie to the public to force your anti-science agenda.

      "Does somebody own the intellectual property on the corn in this cereal?"

      Implying that GMO=patent and non-GMO-no patent. This is not the case. If you were well informed about the thing you wish to regulate,you'd already know that, and wouldn't be insinuating a falsehood. This is the problem here. Maybe the regulation of scientific matters should be left to those of us who actually understand the topic, and not put to popular vote of those who don't actually know the issue.

    18. Re: not honest by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard, the system is rigged so that only people distasteful to the majority get on the ballot, and the ability to write in a candidate has been eliminated.

    19. Re: not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I voted for GMO labeling and I have an IQ of 129.

    20. Re: not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh the anti-conspiracy card, that didn't take long. Your probably one of those people that thinks decisions made are all open stuff and there is no such thing as public relations, and people don't lie. You probably don't thing that there are truly evil people in this world who hate you either. But that's ok keep living in your imaginary personal utopia. After all that's what they want...

    21. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had points to mod you up. But I'd argue that elections in the US are designed to give people no real choice.

    22. Re: not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about a ballot initiative here; these involve proposed laws, not candidates for public office. The general template for these is that you have to get X number of signatures within a specific time frame, get the signatures certified, then your initiative will appear on the next ballot. I'm not sure how Oregon does it, but I'm guessing it follows that template.

      GMO labeling appeared on the Oregon ballot, meaning all of those hurdles were surmounted. It lost.

      PopeRatzo claims there is voter suppression happening. This may be true in some cases; Republicans have mounted state-level efforts to make it harder to register and harder to vote, but that sort of voter suppression, while wrong, would not be adequate to sway the elections by more than a few percentage points if even that much.

      This is useful in states where elections might be close (you can keep just enough voters away from elections due to ID issues and such to swing an already close election), but it would not explain the difference between the claim that 90% of people support GMO labeling vs. the reality of 50% or less in every state where it has been put on a ballot.

    23. Re: not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said sir..

    24. Re: not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your use of the term "us", I guess you think your in that well informed group huh?

    25. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Evolution is just a theory. I demand it be labeled on textbooks.

      Um, it is labeled in textbooks. It's called the "theory of evolution".

      A study once found a link between vaccines and autism. I demand that parents be informed prior to vaccinating their kids.

      But a study is not a fact. If a food contains GMO product, it is an undeniable fact that the food contains GMO product. The study showing the link between autism and vaccines has been disproved, but you cannot make a food that contains GMOs not contain GMOs

      Thing is, a fact taken out of context and presented to those without the basic background information is deceptive.

      In that case, it is incumbent upon the person selling the product to provide that "basic background information" rather than simply hide the fact. No?

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    26. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      So what you are telling us is that the system is so rigged that in Oregon that it is able to suppress 40% of the population from voting for the labeling initiatives?

      No. I'm saying the political system you find in the United States is designed to minimize participation by the public.

      I'm curious, do you happen to know what the voter turnout was for that Oregon initiative? Let's say it was 1/2 of all registered voters. Since the election came down to a few hundred votes, that means 25% made policy for the state. This is by design. Even in blue states, universal suffrage is frowned upon.

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    27. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You know the pro-GMO people must be right, because there arguments always include copious insults. That's the sure sign of a winning argument.

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    28. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Please explain how universities churn out paper after paper after paper sounding the alarm on climate change in the face of the multi-trillion dollar oil/gas industry that lobbies hard against said research,

      Why do you think climate change became so "controversial"? It's because it wasn't supposed to happen. That's why you have enormous butthurt on the part of the oligarchs. They just can't believe that all these scientists went off the reservation.

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    29. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      that magical wall is sometimes called a paywall

      And corporations are paying the bills. Just look at the names on the fancy new buildings in every Ag department at every major university.

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    30. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      But I'd argue that elections in the US are designed to give people no real choice.

      It's kind of the same thing. People don't vote because they can see through the charade and figure they have more important things to do, like sort their sock drawers alphabetically according to color.

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    31. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you anti-science retards are going to act like retards, expect to get treated like them.

    32. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      It's "anti-science" to be opposed to the application of intellectual property laws to basic foodstuffs? It's "anti-science" to be opposed to putting ownership of that IP in the hands of companies like Monsanto?

      Is it "pro-science" to want to keep the provenance of consumers' food a secret?

      The problem with you pro-GMO people is that for some reason, you appear desperate to promote something for which there is no benefit to consumers and that may cause serious harm to the economics and politics of our food supply.

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    33. Re:not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "anti-science" to be opposed to the application of intellectual property laws to basic foodstuffs?

      It's "anti-science" to be opposed to putting ownership of that IP in the hands of companies like Monsanto?

      Is it "pro-science" to want to keep the provenance of consumers' food a secret?

      Yes retard.

    34. Re: not honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't argue with these GMO's are safe people. They have no long term data to back up their claims that they are safer then then equivalent non-gmo foods.

    35. Re: not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      "Safe" doesn't even have to be the issue. The issue is, why are these people so keen to make sure consumers don't know where their food comes from? Even more important, why are they so keen to make sure that consumers don't know where their food money is going?

      When I buy a bag of rice or an ear of corn, I want to know whether or not my money is going to pay for a license fee for intellectual property covering a basic foodstuff. Because I would rather it did not. And for some strange reason, there is a group of people out there who believe I should not have that choice as a consumer, and they use "science" as their reason.

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    36. Re:not honest by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      Is it "pro-science" to want to keep the provenance of consumers' food a secret?

      Yes retard.

      The pro-GMO argument distilled to its essence.

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    37. Re: not honest by spook_tlo · · Score: 1

      yea, the intellectual property is another facet of the argument I agree with you on. the labelling thing from what I understand is already factored in because organic means non-gmo to my understanding. so if you don't want gmo then buy organic. From a marketing standpoint, the type of people who buy GMO free food would also want it to be pesticide free as well. these people wouldn't buy one quality without the other included.

  41. Re:It's because no one gives a shit about these su by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    The was my first though with a cursory vieeing of the article headlined. I naturally went to thinking wow, that many people support labeling GMO foods.

    It wasn't until i read more that i realised this was about DNA alone. I have no doubt that othes did the same but didn't bother going deeper into it.

  42. “natural and organic” vs “contai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, the dangers of anything that isn’t “natural and organic”, anything that might “contain chemicals.” Arsenic is ”natural” and hemlock is “organic.”

  43. The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's another way for the Genetically Modified industry to say that clearly people aren't to be trusted with decisions on such things as whether GM foods are not safe... While I guess the technology is basically safe, I don't want see a world where a few big corporations eventually own every basic foodstuff through patents, and I'm not allowed to grow vegetables in my garden because of copyright and patent infringement...

    1. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      If you're going to argue that an overwhelming number of people want GMOs to be labeled, you're going to have to find a control for your study. Were the people just reacting to an acronym they don't really understand, or were they actually concerned about GMOs?

      Looks like about 3% are actually concerned about GMOs. The rest seem to be going with a blind "chemicals bad!!!" position.

    2. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether or not something is safe is not a democratic decision. Either it is safe or it isn't.

      If we used polls on climate change to determine its existence, then we would have a large, perhaps majority of the population saying that climate change isn't real.

    3. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to argue that an overwhelming number of people want GMOs to be labeled,

      That's not what my post was about. This is what it's about: The GM lobby and their PR machine is working hard to overcome citizens' genuine concerns about what the GM corporations are up to.

      Right now, I can get a plant, take a cutting from it, and grow my own food. For free. What worries me, put simplistically, is: in future the GM corporations could ban us all from growing our own food because they own the intellectual property rights to, say for example, sweetcorn. A legitimate concern, in my view, based upon how big corporations often misbehave. I think the TFA is part of a PR plan to spin things in GM businesses' favor.

    4. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your body is your right... You own it. Not some corporation, and definitely not the government. Its up to YOU to decide what you put in your body or not, and what is safe or not. But, you can't do that if you aren't informed. therefore, we need correct information to make good decisions. to deny information is to deny choice.I want to know what's on/in my food before I eat it, and I believe most americans want that right as well.

    5. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You already have this information available to you to make a decision when you are purchasing.

      1. Buy "USDA Organic" food which is by law not allowed to contain GMOs
      2. Buy "Non-GMO Verified" or similarly labeled foods.

      What the corporate-funded anti-GMO lobby is demanding is a scare label that does not educate the consumers on what they are eating beyond the fact that a certain method of breeding was used to create the ingredients used in the food you are buying. It assumes that all forms of genetic engineering are equal and does not convey information on the specific engineered traits (each of which have to go through USDA trials before approval) or what negative effects, if any, the traits have. The labels are designed to be similar to "Surgeon General" warnings in effect.

      Anti-GMO lobbyists who work for the industry are on record saying that their goal is not to educate consumers but rather to scare them so that they stop buying GMO food altogether and instead spend more money on organic or non-GMO alternatives that carry a price premium and pad the bottom line of the companies they represent.

    6. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Safe" is one thing. Healthy is another. Some things are "safe" yet also unhealthy. Yea, you won't die immediately but who the heck knows what the long term effects of it are. its like saying a cigarette is safe. but a pack a day for a person with a poor diet well thats unhealthy. Personally I want to healthy and safe.

    7. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies cannot retroactively claim a patent on something they never created. Always buy non-patented seed if you're worried about licensing agreements associated with patented seed.

    8. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      although, I'm not against GMO technology in general. I believe that to date, most the GMO technology has/is being used in a health damaging way and, not in a way that promotes the general human and environmental condition and welfare. That being said, GMO has the potential to be a very beneficial technology for individuals, allowing them to augment thier life in a positive way. Scaring consumers away from the technology in general would be unfair and could possibly delay research into benefitial use of the technology. If the USA organic label is also non-gmo then the assumption is that otherwise labeled organic is pesticide ridden GMO food. Then consumers clearly have all the information necessary to make a good decision.

    9. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies cannot retroactively claim a patent on something they never created

      True. So they can't claim a patent on old, natural sweetcorn that somehow (does anyone remember, here in 2029?) went away. Some say it was the fukdup blight. Some say it was cross contamination. Who knows?

      But hey, that's okay. Because now we have: New! Improved! MonsanSyngenDowBayer SweetcornTM, version 10.01!

      It's quite a long game, this one...

    10. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most the GMO technology has/is being used in a health damaging way

      [citation needed]

      not in a way that promotes the general human and environmental condition and welfare

      Higher yields, less pesticides used = better for the environment, lower carbon footprint. Organics are more labor intensive, have lower yield, and require unsustainable amounts of land and natural (read cow poop) fertilizers.

      http://www.foodinsight.org/blogs/effects-biotechnology-close-look-latest-study

      If the USA organic label is also non-gmo then the assumption is that otherwise labeled organic is pesticide ridden GMO food

      Full stop. Organics use pesticides too; often pesticides that are of higher toxicity and higher environmental impact. This is a common myth perpetuated by organic industry front-groups (GMO = pesticides; Organic = pesticide-free).

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/06/100622175510.htm

    11. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most the GMO technology has/is being used in a health damaging way
      -no citation needed, its my educated opinion. Round up ready crops are over sprayed with the herbicide roundup that normal plants couldn't handle. please demonstrate to me that they are healthier then non-gmo food. 'll give you a hint, when the gmo food has been modified to include pesticide/herbicide that can't be removed or washed away before eating, then its not healthier. I could get into my personal philosophy with you, but that would require a lot of time to teach you.

      Higher yields, less pesticides used = better for the environment, lower carbon footprint. Organics are more labor intensive, have lower yield, and require unsustainable amounts of land and natural (read cow poop) fertilizers.
      -Personally, I could care less about the environment. Im kinda selfish. I regard my own health as a top priority, I don't care if its labor intensive either. the yield issue is kinda bad but I believe that could be overcome by using other technologies to produce pesticide free non-gmo food.ie food thats healthy.

      Full stop. Organics use pesticides too; often pesticides that are of higher toxicity and higher environmental impact. This is a common myth perpetuated by organic industry front-groups (GMO = pesticides; Organic = pesticide-free).
      -Did not know that. Thats a shame because I buy organics because I was led to believe they have less chemical spray on them and believe them to be healthy. If this is true then the organic label requirement needs to be changed to mean no pesticides. Since I value my health as a top priority I find this practice offending.

    12. Re:The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most the GMO technology has/is being used in a health damaging way
      -no citation needed, its my uneducated opinion. Round up ready crops are over sprayed with the herbicide roundup that normal plants couldn't handle. please demonstrate to me that they are healthier then non-gmo food. 'll give you a hint, when the gmo food has been modified to include pesticide/herbicide that can't be removed or washed away before eating, then its not healthier. I could get into my personal philosophy with you, but that would require a lot of time to teach you.

      The herbicides and pesticides don't need to be removed or washed away since they are harmless to humans. We are neither plants nor are we insects.

      Higher yields, less pesticides used = better for the environment, lower carbon footprint. Organics are more labor intensive, have lower yield, and require unsustainable amounts of land and natural (read cow poop) fertilizers.
      -Personally, I could care less about the environment. Im kinda selfish. I regard my own health as a top priority, I don't care if its labor intensive either. the yield issue is kinda bad but I believe that could be overcome by using other technologies to produce pesticide free non-gmo food.ie food thats healthy.

      If you are so healty why is your mind a rotting to mush and spewing the most retarded utterances in the world?

      Full stop. Organics use pesticides too; often pesticides that are of higher toxicity and higher environmental impact. This is a common myth perpetuated by organic industry front-groups (GMO = pesticides; Organic = pesticide-free).
      -Did not know that because i'm an un educated retard. Thats a shame because I buy organics because I was led to believe they have less chemical spray on them and believe them to be healthy because i'm an un educated retard. If this is true then the organic label requirement needs to be changed to mean no pesticides. Since I value my health as a top priority I find this practice offending.

      Again insecticides and herbicides are harmless to humans. We are not plants and insects.

    13. Re: The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't waste your time with these GMO's are safe people. They have no long term data to back up their claims that they are safer then then equivalent non-gmo foods. The burden of proof is on them.

    14. Re: The real reason for this is not funny at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The herbicides and pesticides don't need to be removed or washed away since they are harmless to humans. We are neither plants nor are we insects.

      Of course we are neither plants nor insects but that's irrelevant to pesticides causing harm to humans as well. For example nicotine is both a pesticide and a carcinogen for humans.

  44. No it is a combo of 2 factors by aepervius · · Score: 1

    1) people nearly always want to answer a question rather than admit "i don't know" if it is a question which is knowledge oriented.

    2) if you frame a question in about "do you think people should be informed about substance A being in consumer product B" many people will simply answer Yes no matter the substance. Try it with something innocuous : it works nearly always.
     
    So the study is not really about that specific question, but about a known psychological pitfall.

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    1. Re:No it is a combo of 2 factors by visualight · · Score: 1

      Precisely. The study asked a question that results in an expected answer 80% of the time. So why would such a study be conducted in the first place?

      http://canola.okstate.edu/gmof...
      ^^ Big ole page-o-propaganda

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    2. Re:No it is a combo of 2 factors by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Precisely. The study asked a question that results in an expected answer 80% of the time. So why would such a study be conducted in the first place?

      Well, duh, they did it to verify that the people did give the "expected" answer most of the time. There are lots of scientific studies showing that something the "everyone knows" isn't actually true, so such beliefs are often worth actually testing. In this case, a number for what fraction of the people haven't a clue about DNA is interesting and potentially useful. It does put a lot of other such surveys in an "interesting" light.

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  45. ban food containing carbon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we all know it causes global warming... banning carbon in food would be a good first step in saving the planet.

  46. Obligatory by Sin2x · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

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  47. Re:Warning Slashdot Contains by matbury · · Score: 2

    Do you think congress should vote on it?

  48. Re: Only in America ? How about elsewhere ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, given that the point of such a survey would be for some racist to show how dumb and ignorant those Black Africans were, and then you the superiority of the White Race, it would be.

    But as a liberal, I just think this survey is showing how con artists can work to exploit reasonable people. An unfortunately common thing, such loathsome predators are real, but that should not stop us from doing the right thing.

    Personally, I think it just wasted time proving the obvious. Not like I can't find a number of examples of such exploitation, whether it be Cardholder services, Billy from Microsoft or the FBI stings.

  49. Welcome to the 21st century... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to the Age of Belief, self expression and senate voting on whether climate change is real.

    Don't bother us with your complicated scientific facts - we can google our own facts

  50. WARNING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WARNING! Air contains over 70% nitrogen which in excess can cause asphyxia - breathe at your own risk!

  51. non-story by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    Looking at the survey results, it's clear that the question pertaining to DNA was giving in the context of other questions on governmental policies. If I answered the survey, I would have answered based on what I thought the researcher meant by the question, and not the literal text of the question. When I saw the question, I would ask myself, should I be a smartass and answer the question as written, or should I assume the researcher means to ask, "Mandatory labels on foods containing modified or isolated DNA"

    1. Re:non-story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, the study probably does a better job of demonstrating that the priming effect is so strong that it can cause a majority of people subject to it to give answers that they would otherwise know are ridiculous than it does demonstrating that a large part of the population is ignorant of basic biology. But it also gives us, Slashdot readers, the opportunity to feel better about ourselves by allowing us to assert our intellectual superiority, even if most of us would probably give the same answer since we are all neglecting the benefit of hindsight.

      So, clearly it is not a non-story.

  52. what is funny about GMO is by FudRucker · · Score: 0

    did Monsanto or Archer-Daniels-Midland or any of those other HUGE agriculture corporations ever consider what genetically modifying crops would do to its DNA? what if their GM crops DNA meddling is like chemistry where mixing foreign sources cause unexpected and unintended results that could be harmful to people and the farmland's environment in which they grow?

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    1. Re:what is funny about GMO is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did Monsanto or Archer-Daniels-Midland or any of those other HUGE agriculture corporations ever consider what genetically modifying crops would do to its DNA?

      wow

    2. Re:what is funny about GMO is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they did. That's the point.

  53. This will backfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like a great idea; show how silly someone is acting by duping them into even more stupid actions that use similar logic, but people don't remember logical steps as much as they remember emotion. They'll remember that you made them feel bad and that you proposed stupid ideas. They'll stop listening to you and double down on their next stupid idea.

  54. Re:Warning Slashdot Contains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh no. I think that trillions in research should be spent on this.

  55. Are we, as a nation, "too stupid to live?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are now entering another political silly season. The next time one of the political ideologues (aka, candidates) try to push your buttons, one good question to ask is “who is the majority holder of the national debt and how did that debt come about?” If he can’t answer that simple question, he is asking for a mandatory label for foods containing DNA. Iif you can’t answer that question, and others, you are going to get the government you deserve.

  56. Education failure by jodido · · Score: 1

    In the McCarthy era a poll quoted the Bill of Rights and people said it was Communist propaganda. This is a symptom of the failure of the US education system. It has nothing to do with people being stupid or not stupid. This is stuff you're supposed to learn in school and if people didn't, it's because the schools suck.

  57. Re:Contains DNA? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody at whole foods buys lettuce. That's what rednecks buy at Walmart. Whole foods shoppers by kale which is DNA and chemical free.

  58. Re:Now that I've cleaned the coffee off the keyboa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strictly speaking, the phrasing is designed to generate the wrong answer so the respondent can then be mocked.

    You must fe fun at parties . . .

  59. Human Rights by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
    You have the right to remain stupid.

    Nothing new here. Move along please.

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  60. No we're not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are not the people who vote. These are the people silly enough to take online surveys. Probably for reward, meaning they are likely old people or very poor people trying to make additional income so either want to get the answer "right" or are literally clicking yes to everything to get through it as fast as possible.

  61. skeet skeet by AlCapwn · · Score: 0

    I for one would like to know if some pervert squirted his DNA all over my food.

  62. Danger 10,000 ohms! by caseih · · Score: 4, Funny

    The story about the water fountain sign reminds me of the sign at the Foucault pendulum at the uni where I studied. They had problems with people touching the pendulum, stopping it, etc. So they put up a sign that said, "Danger, do not touch! 10,000 ohms." Haven't had problems with people messing with it in many years!

  63. I'd Vote Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “Do you support or oppose the following government policies?”
    “Mandatory labels on foods containing DNA”

    I want all food I buy to be labeled with things like ingredients, so I'd mark yes for that question. The question says nothing about what the label would look like. No where does it infer that the label would be something like "This product contains DNA". I would interpret this question as someone wanting to remove the already mandatory labels as a law saying "No mandatory labels on foods containing DNA" means all current mandatory labels can be removed. Thus I'd vote 'Support' and people would call me stupid.

    This is another example of a poorly designed survey. Surveys should leave nothing to interpretation. They should have provided examples for all of their questions.

  64. Ozane by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

    Nobody uses these names, but technically the IUPAC systematic name for ammonia is "azane", and water is "ozane". (Google says they're a Star Refrigeration subsidiary in the US and an exterminator business in New Jersey.)

    I'm imagining Slashdot stories like "Fracking Fluid Contains Significant Amounts of Ozane", "Ozane Responsible For Rising Sea Levels", "Guantanamo Prisoners Tortured Using Ozane", "Oncoming Ozane Crisis Threatens Civilization", "Weak Beer Found To Contain Excess Amounts of Ozane", "Linus Torvalds: Ozane Has No Role In Linux", "Ozane Layer Disappearing Along East Coast", "Tesla Motors Introducing Ozane-Based Fuel Cells", etc.

    1. Re:Ozane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always been partial to "hydric acid" as a scare name, myself. Dihydrogen Monoxide is a bit cumbersome, and everyone knows that acid always means dangerous.

    2. Re:Ozane by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      "Hydric acid"? Now that's weak! 8)

  65. Discredit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another demonstration in order to discredit the public. Studies such as this bolster the argument that the public is too stupid to make informed decisions and therefore only an elite class of experts is entitled to.

  66. Don't forget the North American Nauga... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    Struggling back from near extinction after decades of being hunted for their colorful hydes and unusual meat, sold under the brand name "SPAM".

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  67. Re:Contains DNA? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.

    http://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/200002/zero-gravity.cfm

    THIS FOOD IS 100% ORGANIC*
    (*contains carbon)

  68. So ... umm... what's the conclusion? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Because people don't know anything about it, GM foods are safe? Is that the message?

    That's akin to "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"

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    1. Re:So ... umm... what's the conclusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, GM foods are safe because there is no credible evidence that they aren't.

    2. Re: So ... umm... what's the conclusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No evidence doesn't mean false. It means it's still unknown. I'm not going to the one taking the risks. You are welcome to be a lab rat if you want.

    3. Re: So ... umm... what's the conclusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please prove that every novel trait created through cross-breeding is safe.

    4. Re: So ... umm... what's the conclusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is no credible evidence that non gmo food are safe either. In fact there is indisputable proof that non-gmo foods are unsafe.

  69. Re:Trick survey respondents to think they talkin G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..if they do catch the mistake they're not too concerned with observing OHMYGOD ALL FOOD HAS DNA IN IT...

    Oh yeah? What about salt?

  70. among the highest known ld50(s)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "dihydrogen monoxide" - hundreds (if not thousands) times higher than vx, plutonium, black mamba venom & hundreds of highly lethal chemicals!!!

  71. Re:It's because no one gives a shit about these su by Skidborg · · Score: 1

    And the average person (or at least myself) who does realize that the question is about DNA is going to think that the poll is hilarious and answer yes to it anyway.

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  72. Well, I'd like to know! by reboot246 · · Score: 2

    I have gout, caused by excess uric acid in the bloodstream. Uric acid is formed from the purines we eat. Purines come from the DNA in cells of plants and animals. It would be nice if food products listed the amount of purine.

    I know that lowering my intake of purines won't completely cure gout, but it would be nice to lower the risk of flareups.

  73. Yes while your at it help end womans suffrage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a great blight upon all mankind, help sign this petition to end the suffrage of woman!

    on a side note, wouldn't most dirt also contain dna or micro organisms? My shit has DNA!

  74. Re:Contains DNA? WTF? by DanielOom · · Score: 1

    Terrorists, white sharks, ebola viruses, and lettuce may contain desoxyribonucleic acid, but they may also contain hydroxylic acid a.k.a. DHMO. The latter is more dangerous, but can be rinsed away with water. We recommend against smoking lettuce.

  75. Personal DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I used to work for a restaurant and I once witnessed one waiter adding some of his personal DNA to a salad for a particularly difficult customer.

    1. Re:Personal DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, that's a quick way to get arrested for assault and mishandling of hazardous materials. And unless there was a lot of dressing in that salad, it would be easy to notice. I doubt this story though, be cause salads are usually served first, not not really enough time to determine that a customer was difficult.

  76. Different than the H2O thing tho by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

    Because it's easy to misinterpret the question ..

    Do you want to label foods with DNA as

    Do you want to label foods with foreign DNA added from other plants, insects and animals (or even entirely created).

    Yes... I'd like to know if you added peanut genes to my tomato. It may taste fine- but it would be nice to know.

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    1. Re:Different than the H2O thing tho by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Do you want to label foods with foreign DNA added from other plants, insects and animals (or even entirely created).

      That would make sense. Instead the survey is for food containing any DNA, so Tomatos would always have to be labelled, even if there were no peanut genes........ that is, unless the Tomato were non-biological synthetic and sterile, to avoid having any DNA-containing surface bacteria.

  77. But DNA is food! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This "headline" is outright ludicrous! Nearly all foods, apart from chemicals like salt, sugar, vinegar and synthetic concoctions like soda-pop, contain DNA because these foods contains cells from plants and animals, which, generally speaking, contain DNA. As I used to tell my students: DNA is food. It contains healthful sugars (deoxyribose) and minerals (N and P). Ms. Abel's headline should have included some sort of qualifier, such as "recombinant", "heterogenous", or "artificially introduced" along with the term DNA.

    I won't bother ranting about the level of ignorance of most of the people, when it comes to understanding the implications of modern technology, mainly because that's a well trodden path here on Slasdot

    Instead, as a secondary rant, I'd like to point out that this kind of lazy writing, is an example of the kind of grammatical ignorance that is rampant in the professional media. As I see it, the people composing the news copy bend the language to the point of breaking because, I suppose, we are expected to know what they mean. Here is a challenge to you Slashdot sub-genii residing in the USA: Watch a news broadcast (it can be the network evening news or a local broadcast) and count the number of times you hear mangled grammatical constructs. A common example is the case of sentences ending with the word "of". The print media is only slightly better, be it the "Podunk Crier" or the "New York Times". Extra points: read the Congressional Record, the official record of those loudmouths belonging to the U.S. legislative branch and then ask yourself why these people should be leaders.

    I wonder how many respondants will find fault with this posting, which would come as no surprise since, after all, I'm a product of my society.

  78. Surveys like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are the only proof needed that the American "educational" "system" is really neither, and alone justifies removing from it every human being currently involved with it. Like the IRS, the FBI, the NSA, it's a government tumor metastasizing all over our society. When 80% of Americans are this badly educated it is inevitable they will elect a lying charlatan like Obama every time. Anyone with the least knowledge of arithmetic knew he was lying during the entire 2008 campaign yet he was elected twice and has since proved himself to be the worst disaster this country will ever likely face. For the rest of history Americans will use the phrase "the Obama years" the way our parents used "the Great Depression" as the definitive yardstick for deceitfulness, incompetence, and failure so complete and so thorough as to defy explanation.

  79. Assumption of Ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is often an assumption that people who are against GMOs are uneducated or generally ignorant of research in genetics. I assure you that in the United States, State and Federal laws require children to attend schools, and that the majority of adults have at the very least a High School education. There are plenty of College educated citizens that are well aware of how genetic manipulation works that are also against GMOs. To claim that people who are against GMOs are uneducated is a willfully ignorant rationalization.

    I will also remind the pseudo-intellectuals that our own FDA, Food and Drug Administration, has approved a multitude of drugs deemed perfectly safe for use that were then recalled due to excessive harm or a large number deaths caused by those drugs. This has occurred to the point that there have been television commercials advertising for class action lawsuits against a given drug manufacturer over harm caused by these FDA approved drugs.

    The problem really lies with people who are high on the illusion of intellectual superiority who praise and worship all scientific advancement as zealously as any follower of any religion. That line of thinking comes from a human need to belong to something greater than themselves. Some find that sense of belonging in a fan club or even a street gang. The worst manifestation of this is in people who do not actually understand scientific method, peer review, or how a meta-study actually works, yet will chant the phrase "We're doing science!!!" as if it makes them look intellectual.

    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” - Daniel J. Boorstin, The Discoverers: A History of Man's Search to Know His World and Himself

  80. Nice of Corporate Media to... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... provide an excuse for their buddies in the chemical, pesticide, and GMO industries that allows them to ridicule the American consumer as a bunch of no-nothings. "See... these rubes^Wpeople don't even know what they're talking about so why should we have to label food that contains man-modified genetic material or household chemicals that contain chemicals that nobody's been able to prove with 100% certainty cause cancer?"

    Perhaps the paper was trying to indict the educational system but, more likely, that's not how this poll's result are going to be used.

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  81. Re:Warning Slashdot Contains by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    I thought it was very funny.

    I remember when I first ran across the "controversy" of dihydrogen monoxide, years ago.

    I'm like, "WTH?" and then I Googled "dihydrogen monoxide."

    It's kinda like getting bit by The Onion, and stuff.

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  82. There are more disturbing implications here by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 2

    Do you realize that these idiots are allowed to vote? I know it's all the rage right now to blame politicians for everything, but why don't we take a good, hard look at the people who put them into office.

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  83. Nuclear DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please do not hide the fact that this is NUCLEAR DNA!!! A lot of cancers starts from when cell containg nuclear DNA dissobey non-proliferation status.
    So the worning should be modified: "WARNING: This product contains nuclear deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)..."

  84. I took this survey! by AvgCsStudent · · Score: 1

    I selected "yes" because I support mandatory labeling of all food. The fact that DNA is present in the food is a secondary issue.

  85. If you though about it, you would answer yes by clovis · · Score: 1

    The actual survey question is:
      “Do you support or oppose the following government policies?”
      with several cases, one of which is:
    "Mandatory labels on foods containing DNA"

    The first thing you should notice is that the word "warning" does not appear. Kudos to the reporters and slashdot poster who either did not read the survey or did not understand what they read.

    Almost all foods already have labels, and for most foods (presently) anything more processed than a raw banana must have a label.
    So, the question is, should all foods (containing DNA) be required to have a label?
    For example, "This is a banana" would meet the definition of the question.
    or, "You're looking at a steak"

    I can support that, especially for processed foods, and we already have that law, so, yeah, I support mandated labels.

    especially for those weird roots that appear in the bin at the grocery store.
    WTF is that I ask? I dunno, there's no label.

  86. Re:It's because no one gives a shit about these su by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    It wasn't until i read more that i realised this was about DNA alone. I have no doubt that othes did the same but didn't bother going deeper into it.

    Including the people taking the survey, I suspect.

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  87. Sarah, is that you? by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 2

    Which books did you read? Oh, all of them.

  88. Strong like bull by msobkow · · Score: 1

    "Strong like bull; Smart like tractor." -- old Ukrainian saying about dumb people

    No wonder the world is in trouble when people of such high intelligence are allowed to vote and "have a voice." People voting in support of this are stupid enough that they should just shut the hell up, sit down, and watch their damned NFL and NBA.

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  89. Re:Trick survey respondents to think they talkin G by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    there's some beverages with no dna in them, though.

    vodka should be pretty clear of it too.

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  90. Even more disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A survey like this is a scam. It just takes the standard "leading to get the wished for answer" to its limits. Then it gets connected to something the surveyor wants to promote, in this case GMO. And the people tricked into wanting a label are being portrayed as defective. And guess what? You're the one who fell for it hook line and sinker, SUCKER.

  91. Perhaps you are the idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is also the possibility that people interpret by context. So someone is taking a survey and they pause a bit at that question. They check the box for labeling and mutter how people who make surveys are complete idiots. Have you never answered a question that was nonsense on its face but you assumed the meaning behind it?

  92. Re:Now that I've cleaned the coffee off the keyboa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you still beating your wife?

  93. "Friend" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, your "friend". Generally what I look for in friends is something beyond the ability to photosynthesize or absorb water through a root system.

    I assume this "Friend" has you doing her homework. I'm sure she thinks of you as a "friend" too.

  94. Then how do you explain my Organic Salt? by FutureRobertOverlord · · Score: 1

    It's chemical and GMO free, too! I'm excited to receive this vacuum bag. http://www.amazon.com/Salt-Him...

  95. Re: Now that I've cleaned the coffee off the keybo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know who's wife I'm beating. She might be yours?

  96. Obviously they actually mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously they actually mean "recombinant DNA" aka GMO products. The survey was purposely or accidentally vague in its wording (likely dependent on the axe-to-grind by the funders of the survey).

  97. It's What Ales You by jman.org · · Score: 1

    I never eat food containing DNA - it's bad for the digestion and ruins my diet.

  98. Ag book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that's why my book on Darwinian Agriculture is selling so poorly.

  99. Precisely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people, including Slashdot posters, exaggerate, puff up, or outright lie when talking about "who they really are" or "what they really think"? I see you got rid of your sig. Not so tranny proud anymore?

    1. Re:Precisely! by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      My sig is still there. You just need to be logged in to see it, same as always, silly goose :-)

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      "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  100. I AM HUMAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what I'll do with your beneficial insects? I'll eat those fuckers too! Seriously guy, your name ought to be weirdlogic, because you really did play the "Won't SOMEBODY think of the insects!" card.

  101. We don't buy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on! You're a fighter/mage/thief! We know you'll take whatever donut you can get. A gluten-free Hertz donut, a dna-free hertz donut, a gluten & dna-free donut, a hertz donut, a donut from a Hertz, a plain donut, or a Ford escort. You multi-classers just can't make your minds up!