The good thing about movies is that no matter how bad things seem in them, you can just tell yourself, "That's just make believe." Last night i was flipping through the cable channels, and started watching some movie called CSPAN, and man, if that stuff happened in real life, i'd be hiding out under my bed! I wonder if the sequel CSPAN2 is as scary. Naw, it couldn't be.
I'd hate to see their idea of a Bond Girl!
"Gentlemen, we have to think outside of the box!"
[Three Weeks Later]
"We present our new Bond Girl, Janet Reno!"
Hmmm..... if that's true, then i guess the television programs that appear inside television programs should have digitally inserted product placement, since it would be unrealisitc for them not to.
Uh oh... I feel an infinite recursive loop happening!!!
Onstar is GM? So, does that mean the Batmobile was made by GM?
For anyone who hasn't seen them, there are commercials where Batman uses the Onstar system in his batmobile.
Actually, I already have a plan for unrestricted trolling. The plan is simple, ladies and gentlemen. You just have to troll 4 of your friends, and then get them to each troll 4 of their friends, and so on. Yes, you get all the benefits of trolling without the downside! With my plan, you can troll your way to a better, and more secure future. Don't you owe it to your children?
Cosmonaut: "I hope you are enjoying the trip, Mr. Gates. Did you know that all of the computers in our vessel are running on Microsoft products?"
Gates: "DEAR GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
"Guiness Sucks!"
Well, guess all the people Guiness says will be confused by the word sucks will think it's a ringing endorsement. Ok Guiness, you should pay me for spreading the good word!
Microsoft started out like mild mannered Dr. Banner, but then an over dose of money affected it like gamma rays! Now it's a poor confused radioactive hulk lumbering around, crushing competitors and open protocols as if they were nothing more than buildings in the hulk's path. Trying to point this out to microsoft is like laughing at the hulk! It becomes enraged, but instead of throwing trains, it throws lawyers. I can only hope someone will calm the hulk down before it's too late! Where are you, Rick Jones??
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The good thing about movies is that no matter how bad things seem in them, you can just tell yourself, "That's just make believe." Last night i was flipping through the cable channels, and started watching some movie called CSPAN, and man, if that stuff happened in real life, i'd be hiding out under my bed! I wonder if the sequel CSPAN2 is as scary. Naw, it couldn't be.
Please don't tell me they have flying cars! I'd be really annoyed.
but my bumper sticker will read "My other shuttle is from NASA"
Hey, don't put down the label, It's responsible for holding together 3 components!
We need to get Puff Daddy to rap to the spoken code of the DeCSS. If anyone can get around copyright laws, it's him!
I'd hate to see their idea of a Bond Girl! "Gentlemen, we have to think outside of the box!" [Three Weeks Later] "We present our new Bond Girl, Janet Reno!"
Thanks for the info, but I think i'll stick to my own method of determining if someone is from New Zealand or from Australia. 1."Where are you from?"
Hmmm..... if that's true, then i guess the television programs that appear inside television programs should have digitally inserted product placement, since it would be unrealisitc for them not to. Uh oh... I feel an infinite recursive loop happening!!!
Onstar is GM? So, does that mean the Batmobile was made by GM? For anyone who hasn't seen them, there are commercials where Batman uses the Onstar system in his batmobile.
Actually, I already have a plan for unrestricted trolling. The plan is simple, ladies and gentlemen. You just have to troll 4 of your friends, and then get them to each troll 4 of their friends, and so on. Yes, you get all the benefits of trolling without the downside! With my plan, you can troll your way to a better, and more secure future. Don't you owe it to your children?
Cosmonaut: "I hope you are enjoying the trip, Mr. Gates. Did you know that all of the computers in our vessel are running on Microsoft products?" Gates: "DEAR GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
You think commercials influence you even if you don't pay attention to them? Lisa, that's a load of rich creamy butter!
I saw the pilot, all I can say is (in comic book guy voice) "Worst episode ever!"
Every day, many poor slashdot readers are posting, but forget to read the article first!
From now on, my first question when I'm on a job interview will be "Um, how do you fire people? Just curious!"
"Guiness Sucks!" Well, guess all the people Guiness says will be confused by the word sucks will think it's a ringing endorsement. Ok Guiness, you should pay me for spreading the good word!
Back in my day, the only thing we had to play with was a rock and a stick. And the stick was made out of rocks!
How about adding the imaginary number axis for offtopic.(Score:1+2i) Hmm... maybe negative i is for trolling the wrong topic!
Microsoft started out like mild mannered Dr. Banner, but then an over dose of money affected it like gamma rays! Now it's a poor confused radioactive hulk lumbering around, crushing competitors and open protocols as if they were nothing more than buildings in the hulk's path. Trying to point this out to microsoft is like laughing at the hulk! It becomes enraged, but instead of throwing trains, it throws lawyers. I can only hope someone will calm the hulk down before it's too late! Where are you, Rick Jones??