User: peterein

Just saw this in my dmsg output:

On: Gnarly Error Messages

VFS: Busy inodes after unmount. Self-destruct in 5 seconds. Have a nice day...

Re:I Own One.

On: Fake Light Sabers Making Real Cash

hang on your belt and make people ask if it works.

So has this ever happened to you?

Luser: Ooh, shiny! Does it work?
You: Yes.
Luser: Totally awesome dude. Turn it on! *starts to drool*
You: *waves hand* You do not need to see me turn it on.
Luser: I do not need to see you turn it on.
You: *waves hand* Move along.
Luser: *moves along*

Re:MS Peru is every bit as evil as MS USA

On: Free Software Law in Peruvian Congress

MS Peru? MS USA? What does the MS Universe Pageant have to do with...

Oh.

Re:Many rapid head movements?

On: Mouse Begone: Use Head Movements And IR Instead

I don't know about you, but I'm not willing to stick thier little reflective dot on my eyeball...

How about IR reflective contact lenses?

Re:No. They'll download ISO's, just like ...

On: Ballmer Claims Linux Is Top Threat To MS

..except that Windows2k*nix would have better driver support than *nix.

... and only run on intel.