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  1. Re:Origin on Industrious Dad Finds the Genetic Culprit To His Daughters Mysterious Disease · · Score: 5, Funny

    reminds me of that dude that created the t-virus to cure his daughter... and instead created... Milla Jovovich... fucking genius!

  2. Re: singularity on Breaking Supercomputers' Exaflops Barrier · · Score: 0

    i meet a lot of stupid people... the world is full of them

    the post i was replying to was funny because even though a machine may be approaching the operational speed of the human brain, the software running on it will never be comparable to the synaptic pathways of the human brain (which aren't even very well understood to begin with).

    you may be able to calculate pi to the millionth decimal place in a fraction of a second with one of these exaflop machines when they come out, but how long will it take for it to have an idea?

  3. Re:Department of Energy secret supercomputer on Breaking Supercomputers' Exaflops Barrier · · Score: 0

    you don't honestly think obama got himself elected do you? BWAHAHAHA!!!!

  4. Re:Isn't this done already? on Android On the Desktop · · Score: 1

    most desktop grunt is wasted... may be one of the biggest source of energy wastage on the planet (along with things like cars sitting at traffic lights)

    there are certainly applications where a grunty desktop workstation is a must (such as 3D CAD) but by far most desktop users don't need the grunt that has been forced on them by the wintel upgrade cycles

  5. Re:I would use Gnome 3 instead on Android On the Desktop · · Score: -1, Troll

    go fork yourself

  6. Re:Launch exploratory robots ASAP! on 3 Habitable-Zone Super-Earths Found Orbiting Nearby Star · · Score: 1

    most movies released nowadays are full of over the top computer generated effects (michael bay films should come with a warning for people with epilepsy) and empty plots

    i think the last one that actually held my interest through the whole movie was avatar, mainly because it had the pretty night time fluorescent scenes and it had Michelle Rodriguez in her classic kick ass role... i'm also a bit of a movie score junkie (unfortunately only one or two avatar tracks are worth listening to more than once)

  7. Re:But still on Hands-On With Windows 8.1 Preview · · Score: 2

    the start menu wouldn't have saved Windows 8... it was always still infected out-of-the-box by the W64/Microsoft virus

  8. Re:Windows Sucks! on Hands-On With Windows 8.1 Preview · · Score: 1

    as much as the op is pretty funny (from a linux user's perspective), i bet microsofties wouldn't laugh at a similar joke about anecdotes by certain microsoft executives

  9. really on ICANN Working Group Seeks To Kill WHOIS · · Score: 2

    time to replace icann with.... fuck, just about anything would be better... even microsoft, and that's saying a lot

  10. Re:Department of Energy secret supercomputer on Breaking Supercomputers' Exaflops Barrier · · Score: 1

    That reminds me, what exactly IS that top secret program they use the Department of Energy's super computer for?

    virtual porn... the government felt it would be a little unethical to use pixar's infrastructure

  11. Re:Department of Energy secret supercomputer on Breaking Supercomputers' Exaflops Barrier · · Score: 1

    So, you are claiming that Obama is really a puppet animated by a DoE supercomputer, running software written by the NSA?

    fuck no... obama isn't that smart... he's more like a commodore 64 with a virus

  12. Re:Department of Energy secret supercomputer on Breaking Supercomputers' Exaflops Barrier · · Score: 1

    Those are called "sheeple" by those who truly understand the distinction

    no, they're called apple customers

  13. Re:Has this been turned into another pissing conte on Breaking Supercomputers' Exaflops Barrier · · Score: 1

    You know, it's comment like this is why I rarely bother coming back to slashdot anymore.

    You know, it's comments like this is why i think you're a total dweeb, and everyone knows you really can't get enough of /. while you're sitting there cooped up in your "command center" in your mom's basement stuffing your pizza face with McDonald's fries.

    And no doubt behind Slashdot you have a bunch of tabs with Google image searches for "boobies".

  14. Re: singularity on Breaking Supercomputers' Exaflops Barrier · · Score: 1

    artificial intelligence will never match natural stupidity

  15. Re:Mea Culpa on Breaking Supercomputers' Exaflops Barrier · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    i think the discussion is about who has the most niggaflops

  16. Re:Seriously? on Ask Slashdot: Getting Hired As a Self-Taught Old Guy? · · Score: 1

    slashdot has one thing going for it... full of egos desperate to prove something, which means that there is plenty of qualified intellect spewing advice that would otherwise cost thousands

    what brings it down... the good advice is mixed up with a huge load of shit that makes finding the good advice almost a pointless exercise... almost

  17. Re:server build? on IE 11 Getting WebGL, SPDY/3, New Dev Tools · · Score: 4, Funny

    maybe they're going for "year of the windows server"?

  18. Re:Launch exploratory robots ASAP! on 3 Habitable-Zone Super-Earths Found Orbiting Nearby Star · · Score: 1

    at least they didn't smack us in the eye with a monolith

  19. Re:Launch exploratory robots ASAP! on 3 Habitable-Zone Super-Earths Found Orbiting Nearby Star · · Score: 1

    tcp over warp?

    that would be just fucking fantastic... popup ads at warp speed

  20. Re:Launch exploratory robots ASAP! on 3 Habitable-Zone Super-Earths Found Orbiting Nearby Star · · Score: 1

    Cochrane didn't do shit except get extremely drunk... it was all La Forge who saved his ass... Cochrane just pressed the 'go' button and took all the credit at the end

  21. Re:Launch exploratory robots ASAP! on 3 Habitable-Zone Super-Earths Found Orbiting Nearby Star · · Score: 1

    Time, funny thing.

    time has a sick, twisted sense of humor

  22. Re:Launch exploratory robots ASAP! on 3 Habitable-Zone Super-Earths Found Orbiting Nearby Star · · Score: 2

    isn't there a borg transwarp conduit near earth somewhere we can hijack?

    better yet... if i'm assimilated i might get to hang out with the borg queen... rawr :)

  23. Re:Just love it on Deb Nicholson Talks About the Open Invention Network (Video) · · Score: 1

    i love how idiots get on the interwebz and have a go at people for something they themselves know nothing about

  24. Re:But a BYTE Is a letter on Introducing the NSA-Proof Crypto-Font · · Score: 1

    but a byte is just a series of electronic gates made up of doped silicon with electric current running through them... if we etched our messages in stone rather than sand the NSA would have no fucking idea what we were talking about

  25. Re:huh? on Introducing the NSA-Proof Crypto-Font · · Score: 1

    SCO probably thinks just because they use wingdings to correspond with their lawyers that the Linux kernel must be violating their copyright because actual source code to them just looks the same as wingdings to everyone else