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Ask Slashdot: Getting Hired As a Self-Taught Old Guy?

StonyCreekBare writes "How can an autodidact get past the jobs screening process? I have a long track record of success, despite limited formal education. Despite many accomplishments, published papers, and more, I cannot seem to get past the canned hiring process and actually get before a hiring manager. Traditional hiring processes seem to revolve around the education and degrees one holds, not one's track record and accomplishments. Now as an older tech-worker I seem to encounter a double barrier by being gray-haired as well. All prospective employers seem to see is a gray-haired old guy with no formal degrees. The jobs always seem to go to the younger guys with impressive degrees, despite a total lack of accomplishment. How can an accomplished, if gray-haired, self-educated techie get a foot in the door?"

472 comments

  1. Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    business :)

    1. Re:Start your own by bonehead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you are anything outside of the "norm" in the field, the best advice I can give you comes in two parts:

      1.) Be willing to work for a little less than the going rate.

      2.) Focus on smaller companies who are less likely to have automated resume screening systems. Wouldn't hurt if the owner of the company had a little gray himself.

      The truth is that although it's better than 3 years ago, the job market is still a bitch. Don't give up, and hard as it may be, don't take rejections personally and let them get you down on yourself.

    2. Re:Start your own by bonehead · · Score: 5, Informative

      What the fuck are you talking about?

      Hate to break it to you junior, but the gray hair comes creeping in LONG before retirement age is getting anywhere near.

    3. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would say instead of starting your own business work as a variable part time contractor. get some work on a job by job basis, and it's more due to a direct connection with the client instead of HR bozos. easier to fiddle with your rate to attract someone in the short term, then raise it for future projects once your footing is sure. perhpas this counts as "startin your own business", IDK. it sounds like based on your slef-description you know a lot about things that others don't, for example if you've studied or done work in a niche area. you could start by selling yourself in those niches where you have some leverage, then grow from there. also, good luck! the job market is a bizznitch.

    4. Re:Start your own by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No shit. cangrejoinmortal has a simplistic moralizing view of the world that experience will fix, eventually.

    5. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tech workers make a lot more than average. If you make good career decisions, are fiscally responsible and don't have kids, it's pretty easy to have enough money for retirement before the grey hair shows up. Of course, if you have kids, you'll end up with less money and more grey hairs, so YMMV.

    6. Re:Start your own by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 5, Insightful

      3.) Network. You're likely to get your best paying gigs as contractor/consultant via people who know you. One of the things you tend to get along with the accomplishments and gray hairs is a long network of contacts, people you know, etc. Another benefit is that if you revisit people you worked with early in your career, you'll find that many of them are managers now, and have the power to make hiring decisions (including designing a job around your specific capabilities). It doesn't always work -- I once had a job custom designed for me, and then HR stepped in and killed it (due to interdepartmental politics), but these things often work out quite well. As an Old Guy (TM), never try the cold call, or submitting your resume as the first thing you do. Get in via contacts.

    7. Re:Start your own by bonehead · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's a matter of genetics, I guess. I spotted my first gray hairs while I was still in college. (Yes, at the "traditional" age to be in college.)

    8. Re:Start your own by Bartles · · Score: 1

      That's pretty selfish. What about humanity?

    9. Re:Start your own by bonehead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, this fantasy that tech workers make so much more than average is bullshit.

      Maybe that's true in Silicon Valley for the "chosen few", but there's a lot of tech jobs all over the country that aren't paying the "big bucks". I do what I do because I love it, I enjoy it, and I actually wake up every morning looking forward to going to work. But truth be told, I'm sure there are talented plumbers in my city who make a shitload more than I do.

      Tech work is RAPIDLY becoming commoditized. Too many young punks who "think" they know some stuff and are willing to work for cheap are driving salaries down. In the meantime, guys like me who actually *do* know how to do that stuff get stuck training their dumb asses.

    10. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's pretty easy to have enough money for retirement before the grey hair shows up.

      I had it since I was still in college. Bit early, no?

    11. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess this moron missed the last few years. Or more likely, wasn't weined until yesterday.

      Even if you assume that someone with grey hair is of retirement age, he's obviously forgotten just how many retirement plans got totally shafted by the likes of Bernie Madoff or even the burst of the housing bubble.

    12. Re:Start your own by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you make good career decisions, are fiscally responsible and don't have kids, it's pretty easy to have enough money for retirement before the grey hair shows up

      It also makes it pretty easy to grow old lonely and alone.

    13. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are plenty of old conservatives with the same attitude as him. Somehow they didn't get fixed.

      Does demeaning worldviews other than your own in off-topic threads improve your own convictions or make you feel better? It might be good for you to take some time to consider why "old conservatives" are so secure in their worldview, even without the need to constantly denegrate other sides.

    14. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. You can still make friends and, when necessary, hire the occasional prostitute.

    15. Re:Start your own by tnk1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well not having kids doesn't deprive you of a woman, and doesn't deprive you of friends either.

      On the other hand, there is no reason you have to be without children to make some money, and if you are actually old, chances are, any kids are out of the house or on their way out of the house already. That makes you effectively equivalent to being without kids if you are starting now.

    16. Re:Start your own by korgitser · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd go another route:
      Be willing to work for a little more than the going rate.
      Focus, yes, on the smaller companies, but shoot straight for senior/teamlead positions. Your track record should cover you there. Tell them, you want to gain a level in your career and that your age should help you there.

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    17. Re:Start your own by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Actually, if he is at this age and point in his life, he should by now, have developed a large network of connections in the IT world.

      Years of experience should have also given him years of names and people to contact when needing that next gig.

      Once you're out in the work world, the next jobs come from who you know...if you're doing it right.

      If nothing else, get with a contracting house...they DO value older experienced folks with heavy resume experience.

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    18. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gray hair and looking for a job means he haven't saved enough for that (I will not dare to guess the reasons for that because they can range from simple irresponsibility to a medical condition).

      Hahaha.. you're in your 20s, right?

    19. Re:Start your own by TrekkieGod · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's pretty selfish. What about humanity?

      What about it? We're not part of an endangered species. If anything, not having kids is doing a favor for humanity. Those of us who want to make a difference do our part to lower the human population to more manageable levels by not having kids, so the species can thrive instead of over-consuming available resources and destroying itself.

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    20. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, this fantasy that tech workers make so much more than average is bullshit.

      The median household income in the united states is around $50k. That's household income, not personal income.

      Tech workers do make much more than average.

    21. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have kids?

      If you do, then you don't know anything about what people without kids do or don't feel, so STFU.

      If you don't, then you don't know anything about what other people do or don't feel, so STFU.

    22. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one that didn't read it that way? If he was in his mid 40s and gray, the entire statement still holds water.

    23. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I strongly agree with getting yourself known in a network of peers. Do stuff like volunteer with local user groups and/or non-profits so others know about you and your skill set. And most of all, be patient and selective, fight the urge to jump at anything and everything, in the short term you're wasting the employers time and in the long term you're wasting your own time. The past six years I've relied upon three long term contracts solely because of personal references made by people networks. That resume/cold calling process is a pretty harsh place for older folk and even more so in the IT sector.

    24. Re: Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Median != Mean

    25. Re: Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, not reproducing is the secret to any species' survival. If humans are overpopulated the human population wouldn't be growing.

    26. Re:Start your own by ctnp · · Score: 1

      So spend a few minutes a day training them to do your remedial work and work on greasing the wheels to get things done better or more efficiently. Those young punks can't change things in your company, but if you're an old geezer you probably can, and in the process delegate the run-of-the-mill shit to them.

    27. Re:Start your own by camperdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tell them, you want to gain a level in your career and that your age should help you there.

      Don't say age. Tell them your experience should help.

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    28. Re:Start your own by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Stress causes grey hair. Show me an IT person who has a stress free job... I dare you.

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    29. Re:Start your own by bonehead · · Score: 1

      The median HOUSEHOLD income in the US is 50k.

      I promise you, I know plenty of doctors, lawyers, accountants, etc... who would laugh at at. Fuck that, I know mechanics and plumbers who would laugh at that.

      In fact, I think I know a lawn care guy who comes pretty close....

    30. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Renew! Renew!

    31. Re: Start your own by Immerman · · Score: 2

      "average" has many meanings, the simple median, mean, and mode among them. In this case, and in most others where you care about position within a distribution the median is the "average" that is actually relevant - the amount made "by the average Joe". The mean will almost always be biased significantly higher due to extreme income inequality.

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    32. Re:Start your own by bonehead · · Score: 2

      Or maybe....

      Just maybe.....

      It's because you actually want to have a "life" along with your "job".

      Just sayin'.....

    33. Re:Start your own by bonehead · · Score: 1

      Old geezer... Good one.

      I'm 42.

    34. Re:Start your own by bonehead · · Score: 1

      What a sad and pathetic life that would be.

    35. Re:Start your own by countach · · Score: 2

      Hair dye? :-)

    36. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been there, done that. You are unemployable. You have to go out on your own.

      Employers aren't looking for good. I don't know what they fuck they are looking for.

    37. Re: Start your own by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      "average" has many meanings, the simple median, mean, and mode among them. In this case, and in most others where you care about position within a distribution the median is the "average" that is actually relevant - the amount made "by the average Joe". The mean will almost always be biased significantly higher due to extreme income inequality.

      Incorrect.

      Mean - average
      Median - the center value
      Mode - the largest group.

      Mean is a strict average, and is thrown off if the distribution isn't even. Median is the middle. Half the people are making more, half are making less.

      Mode is what the majority of people belong to.

      You can't derive "the average joe" from any of those figures. Mode might give the best guess, but if's just the population with the largest grouping.

      Mean and Median can be fooled quite easy by large populations at the extreme - mean is easy to see why, Median just means the center value and it reveals nothing with the distribution.

      What you really need is the income distribution curve and figure out what the standard deviation is. If everything is a nice gaussian distribution, the mean, median and mode will be identical. But once things get skewed, all three figures will be all over the place and the numbers are rather meaningless.

    38. Re:Start your own by emag · · Score: 2

      A friend of mine was totally gray in high school. Never got carded because of it...

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    39. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha. People like you crack me up. Oblivious to the realities of the world until they hit you around a sharp bend on a lazy Tuesday afternoon.

    40. Re:Start your own by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

      Could be worse. I know a couple of people that started college (at the typical age) with a full head of hair and by graduation they were bald.

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    41. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... In the meantime, guys like me who actually *do* know how to do that stuff get stuck training their dumb asses.

      This.

      However if you get yourself involved with the selection process it can make things so much better.

      I found that in my line of work (SAN Support) so few people actually had the skills to troubleshoot all the different layers of hardware AND software involved that it was better to go with the 'blank slate'. Sure they take a bit more time to train but thet are EASIER to train - they don't have any bad habits or preconceptions (tired old 'NIX' vs 'Windows' vs SATA vs SCSI vs 'just get on with supporting these people please') and they really appreciate it when you give them autonomy once they are at a level of competence, than get resentful when you have to pull them off a call or back from a case because it is going 'south'.

      I hate training new guys with the best of them, but once I got involved with the process, even if it was only suggesting to my Boss the best and worse kind of people we had hired in the past (the old guys funnily enough are mature enough to understand that they don't know it all and probably won't know it all - oh and they have manners too), the young shelf-stackers that we do get (they get passed to us because they put Microsoft in their resume and my boss relies on us to filter them out when he gets them to look at) they are slightly rabbit-in-the headlights, but all of them have really been a pleasure to work with.

    42. Re:Start your own by dyingtolive · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem as I see it becomes that too many of the people who should be passing on their genes aren't, because not having kids enriches one's own life in the aforementioned ways, while too many people who shouldn't be "contributing" to humanity are doing it at breakneck speed.

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    43. Re:Start your own by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'm 42

      Good answer.
      The question however requires more than deep thought.

    44. Re:Start your own by dbIII · · Score: 2

      The losers that drop all their shit on me because they can't cope with anything that doesn't run to a timetable.

    45. Re:Start your own by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      I think average pay in STL is about 50k. We're looking for entry level phone support people who can talk on the phone, provide tier 1 support for our software, and are teachable. We can offer between 35-45, roughly, based upon experience and how much you wow people in the interview. Pay really sucks, but it's a decent enough gig for a desperate fresh college graduate until he can find a decent job.

      Last position we put out, we got 30 people who applied, interviewed the top five people (that is, the ones who didn't obviously lie on their resumes), and the best guy they could find didn't know where the colon key was on the keyboard. That's not hyperbole. That actually happened. This kid is supposed to be a graduate from Ranken, for what that's worth (not much to me). We then found out he has a typing speed of about 10 wpm, still can't form complete sentences in writing no matter how long he takes, and cannot complete a task unless specifically directed in how to do it. I've been bitching a storm about how they should have tried harder, but they're in so great of need that management decided that a warm body was more important that a useful one.

      I'm not sure what the actual point of my anecdote is. I guess it's that I'd be happy seeing a young punk willing to work for cheap. We can't even find one of those.

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    46. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... that's because you ain't that good ...

      That must be why you lost your contract with Fannie Mae.

      Nelson Mandela earnt nothing because he spent 27 years in prison. Does that make him "ain't that good"? Slashdot can instruct every IT graduate go on strike until he is paid $100,000. Does that make us all "that good"?

      One reason for the absence of the 'big bucks' is a world-wide tactic of under-paying IT graduates then replacing them with immigrant workers. Another reason being modern capitalism has developed a winner-takes-all market.

    47. Re:Start your own by terminal.dk · · Score: 1

      I agree with networking.

      And if you send applications, just list accomplishments, not education. If you have to fill out education, just check university, and explain when you meet face to face. It is called initiative. Or get a cheap degree from a non-acredited university, doesn't matter if it is bible studies, knitting or something else. Then you have your checkmark and will continue to round 2.

      But I agree that I see more and more programmers, developers (programmers who can think further than copy/paste) seems to be a dying breed.

    48. Re:Start your own by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I've had 'grey' streaks off the temples since I was in my teens. I've dyed my hair various shades since I was about 18. I doubt I even remember what my natural hair colour is anymore, currently sporting a fire engine red bob.

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    49. Re:Start your own by EricTheRed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This isn't just in the US either, we have the same problem here in the UK.

      Over the years I've seen loads of youngsters who straight out of university think they know everything until they get the sharp shock of reality.

      Businesses go for them as they are cheap but it's those of us who have been around for decades that end up cleaning up the mess or attempt to train them.

      There are some are so arrogant they don't want to accept they are wrong, they are the worse.

      Nb: I'm self taught, didn't do university & still overworked in my mid forties!

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    50. Re:Start your own by slim · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is if either:

        - You're a natural at (interpersonal) networking.
        - or you took on board the importance of (interpersonal) networking when you were young, and made a special effort to do it.

      If you put your head down and did a job, instead of schmoozing, you might not be so lucky.

    51. Re:Start your own by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      there is no reason you have to be without children to make some money

      But it definitely helps.

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    52. Re:Start your own by g253 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look, obviously the young punks willing to work for cheap and able to write are finding better-paying jobs. So many employers are puzzled that they can never find a decent employee for less than it costs to hire and keep a decent employee. It's not rocket science : if nobody with half a brain wants the job you offer, then you're not paying enough.

    53. Re:Start your own by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      But do you dye it back to the natural colour to look younger or dye it grey to look more experienced?

      In my case I'd nee a hair transplant too, and I'm not that old.

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    54. Re:Start your own by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I hear this a lot by in my experience it is actually just that the young ones are eager to do interesting stuff but don't want to be constantly asking questions or needing supervision.

      There are some are so arrogant they don't want to accept they are wrong, they are the worse.

      Ha, that seems to apply equally well to the older ones. We had an older guy who produced reliable and well engineered products, but they were so hopelessly out of data technologically they couldn't compete. Couldn't accept that there were new, better ways to do the same thing and dismissed them out of hand.

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    55. Re:Start your own by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Word. My mother started to get grey hairs by her late 20s, and I'm getting them now in my late 30s.

      And my dad who's in his late 60s hasn't got a grey hair on his head.

      Its correlated to old age, but actually only loosely so.

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    56. Re:Start your own by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      I started getting gray hair in my 30's. My father was completely gray by the time he was 45, so this does not bode well.

      Good thing I shave my head.

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    57. Re:Start your own by sproketboy · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. I'm 47 and have little gray hair - but all of it well earned. ;)

    58. Re:Start your own by EricTheRed · · Score: 1

      With the young ones, I think you've been lucky & I've got the rest of them :-(

      As for the older ones, yes you can't get stuck with older technology. If you don't keep up it's quite easy to get left behind. Sometimes the problem is that they were held back, now that's a real problem & to me would be time to look elsewhere.

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    59. Re:Start your own by 3nails4aFalseProphet · · Score: 1

      So basically what you're saying is the Duggars and the clown-car vaginas they keep popping kids out of are dooming humanity. Can't say I disagree.

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    60. Re:Start your own by worker17 · · Score: 2

      Exactly right. And if you had the misfortune of being competent when your co-workers preferred to go golfing, able to be found when needed, you pretty much sealed your fate. The dependable worker bee.

    61. Re:Start your own by Dins · · Score: 2

      Preach it, brother. I have a bachelors degree in my field, I'm quite intelligent, and at this point in my career I could easily be in mid-upper management. But I'm not. Why? Because I work to live, not live to work. I work to be able to afford to live my life outside work and spend time with my family which I enjoy immensely. No 60-70 hour weeks for me, thanks...

    62. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Preach it, brother. I have a bachelors degree in my field, I'm quite intelligent, and at this point in my career I could easily be in mid-upper management. But I'm not. Why? Because I work to live, not live to work. I work to be able to afford to live my life outside work and spend time with my family which I enjoy immensely. No 60-70 hour weeks for me, thanks...

      You selfish turd.

      There'll be no cheese for you at the finish line!

    63. Re:Start your own by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      it's pretty easy to have enough money for retirement before the grey hair shows up.

      I had it since I was still in college. Bit early, no?

      What is this "hair" you speak of?

    64. Re: Start your own by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      Overpopulated and maximally populated are two different things. :)

    65. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, go contract, with a house at first, preferably without a no hire clause.

    66. Re:Start your own by sasquatch989 · · Score: 0

      3.) Network. You're likely to get your best paying gigs as contractor/consultant via people who know you. One of the things you tend to get along with the accomplishments and gray hairs is a long network of contacts, people you know, etc. Another benefit is that if you revisit people you worked with early in your career, you'll find that many of them are managers now, and have the power to make hiring decisions (including designing a job around your specific capabilities). It doesn't always work -- I once had a job custom designed for me, and then HR stepped in and killed it (due to interdepartmental politics), but these things often work out quite well. As an Old Guy (TM), never try the cold call, or submitting your resume as the first thing you do. Get in via contacts.

      This +1 Learn to golf or join a softball team or speak with people at church or join a meetup. Everyone knows that the greatest success comes from who you know!

    67. Re:Start your own by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      Getting Hired, Self-Taught, Old?

      Pick 2.

    68. Re: Start your own by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      Yep. IT doesn't make squat. And colleges are making it worse: there's no state license for IT or programming like nurses, doctors and lawyers require, so every college that offers a class on HTML claims to have a bachelors in "Interactive Media & Web Design" which really means they can update Facebook. They graduate not knowing any programming but get programming jobs that should have gone to CS majors. But what can you do? Getting a bachelors in a computers is so easy a caveman can do it.

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    69. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a matter of genetics, I guess. I spotted my first gray hairs while I was still in college. (Yes, at the "traditional" age to be in college.)

      I hear ya. I got my first gray hairs when I was around 48 - just a touch at the temples. I still have a full head of hair, with a white patch in the sideburns that I can easily shave off for job interviews, and about the same amount of gray as the average 35 year old.

    70. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I'm sure there are talented plumbers in my city who make a shitload more than I do.

      I see what you did there...

    71. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kickstarter

    72. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup give "Idiocracy" a watch. Originally a comedy, it's becoming a documentary day by day.

    73. Re:Start your own by tomboalogo · · Score: 1

      My grey hair turns grey, sees itself in the mirror, gets disgusted and leaps off my head in an apparent suicide.

    74. Re:Start your own by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      If you put your head down and did a job, instead of schmoozing, you might not be so lucky.

      People need to know that a good part of their work, career and job ARE the things other than just putting your head down and doing work.

      People should think about gaining and USING people skills, just as much as they concern themselves with continued education.

      You might have learned everything about java, but you need someONE, a person, to give you a job. The best jobs are usually to be had by inside information at places by people you know.

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    75. Re:Start your own by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

      And you're looking for people in all the wrong places as well.

    76. Re:Start your own by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      My Father was in this boat in the 90's if that makes any sense. Anyways he ended up finally getting a job through a contractor at a place that wouldn't even consider his resume previously because he lacked a degree. He actually ended up working for that company for nearly 15 years as a contractor despite his co-workers and managers constantly pushing the HR group to actually hire him as a regular employee. Every few years HR would try to get him kicked out because they had limits on how long a contractor could work there, and every time his bosses would fight tooth and nail to keep him on. The last few years his contract was actually through a close personal friend that just managed the payroll deductions and took a couple percent off the top.

    77. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was wondering the same thing...IF he indeed has a long history of successful work, there's got to be loads of people he knows who are doing hiring. If, on the other hand, he thinks his shit don't stink, and has pissed off everyone at every past job, then yes, he will have trouble getting a new job, and he couldn't go into business for himself without going broke quickly.

    78. Re:Start your own by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know. I'm just not the guy who makes those decisions. :/

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    79. Re:Start your own by nine-times · · Score: 1

      There's something a little funny about the expectation that we all should be developing large social networks of business connections, as though failing to do so makes you severely deficient. Lots of people don't take to it naturally, and it's often not required for your actual job. So for many of us, when you're actually focused on doing your job and building your life, you're not going to be going around schmoozing with good professional contacts on a regular basis.

      And that's not so bad. It doesn't mean your bad at your job. It doesn't make you a deficient human being. On the contrary, it might mean that you're more interested in doing your job than on climbing the ladder. Frankly, the world would probably be a better place if more focus were placed on doing your current job properly, and less on attaining the next promotion.

      But I guess people don't like to hear that, and businesses don't really value people who do their jobs.

    80. Re:Start your own by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      If you are anything outside of the "norm" in the field, the best advice I can give you comes in two parts:

      1.) Be willing to work for a little less than the going rate.

      2.) Focus on smaller companies who are less likely to have automated resume screening systems. Wouldn't hurt if the owner of the company had a little gray himself.

      The truth is that although it's better than 3 years ago, the job market is still a bitch. Don't give up, and hard as it may be, don't take rejections personally and let them get you down on yourself.

      Have to disagree.

      If you have the experience - or the skills and the appearance of having the experience, then don't sell yourself cheaper. At least try and sell yourself as a serious, reliable, experienced alternative to those fast running not caring kids. (no offense kids)

      Customers do not always make the least cost choice.

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    81. Re: Start your own by Xest · · Score: 1

      Source? The global population is most definitely growing by all publicly available statistical measures and none of China, India or the US are shrinking or even close. Some European nations have seen slowed/stalling growth, Russia is shrinking (or at least has been). Africa and South America are growing.

      If the global population is only breaking even or in decline then where exactly is this decline occuring? Russia doesn't hold enough of the world's population for it to cause that by itself or with only a handful of smaller nations.

    82. Re: Start your own by Immerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The arithmetic mean is certainly what is most commonly meant when referring to "the average" of a group of numbers, but "average" spans the works, including several other types of mean (harmonic, geometric, etc.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average

      As for an "average Joe" - in pretty much every context I've heard it used it's referring to a concept most analogous to the median - half the people are doing better than him, half are doing worse. Half are more interested in X, half less, etc. Precisely the population midpoint. Certainly if you have drastic things going on in the middle of your distribution it's prone to distortion, but that's rarely the case, and it's pretty much immune to distortions at the extremes, which is where they tend to occur. If you're talking about "most people" the midpoint is far more informative than the lives of the aristocrats or beggars. The arithmetic mean will almost always be skewed upwards in any non-gaussian distribution (such as income), and often quite dramatically. And the mode is rather useless for most layman' purposes, especially since its very heavily dependent on the particular binning limits selected, which speak far more strongly to the biases of the statistician than to the data itself.

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    83. Re:Start your own by bprice20 · · Score: 1

      Wow. I am from St. Louis. I left about 12 years ago as because of a total lack of any technical opportunity (especially for folks that look like me). I was interviewing for every tech low level support position I could find, while going home at night building openmosix clusters from P2s. I took a job at office depot, saved every scrap and moved to upstate NY. Within weeks I had a job working for a large ISP. FF --> 10 years, I work as a linux admin for profitable/stable enough NYC startup and have popped that 6 figure bubble. My point is, St. Louis burned itself down 10 years ago by forcing anyone that could to flee. I experienced blatant racism, ageism, ism-ism, you name it. You can't find anyone that isn't terrible because you ran them (or their brethren) out of town years ago. Talk to your city leadership to turn things around, and consider actually training the right person that has no skills. You could be turning that persons life around, and thusly improving us all (humanity).

    84. Re:Start your own by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      And that's not so bad. It doesn't mean your bad at your job. It doesn't make you a deficient human being. On the contrary, it might mean that you're more interested in doing your job than on climbing the ladder. Frankly, the world would probably be a better place if more focus were placed on doing your current job properly, and less on attaining the next promotion.

      But I guess people don't like to hear that, and businesses don't really value people who do their jobs.

      This response and others like it remind of the post in the Online Presence thread, "I don't do twitter and facebook," as if those were the only aspects of online presence.

      Networking is not just "schmoozing" and not always about climbing the corporate ladder. And if you're a programmer or developer and not self-employed, it absolutely 100% IS part of your job.

      Addressing the later point first, where do your requirements come from? Who is testing your software? Who's going to maintain it? If you have a job or are looking for a job, getting to know your customers (aka people) is part of doing your job. Ignoring the social aspect of software development is a great way to produce crappy software.

      To the point of networking not being a natural skill, or coming at the expense of your current position or life outside of work, it's not that hard. And I say that as someone who does not schmooze, does not make small talk well, has never picked up someone in a bar, has never left a plane or train or bus knowing someone I did not know when I got on that plane/train/bus. What I do is this:

      Roughly every other month I send an invite to bunch of people I know in my area to meet at a bar or tavern. I don't take a poll on what night is good everyone. I don't triangulate the best location based on where everyone is working now. I pick a time and place that 1) is good for me, and 2) I expect to not be busy, so I don't have to worry about reservations. That way I don't have to track responses and worry about people who accept the invitation and then no-show.

      It's clear anyone is free to forward the invite to anyone else they know. Combine that rule with a few rounds of lay-offs and natural employee mobility, and I now have contacts at pretty much every major employer in my area. The only other "rule" is, folks who accept the invitation and don't show are off the list.

      Back to the OP's question: there's a good chance there's something missing from the question. If you do good work for a long period of time, you will get noticed and will have opportunities to work. Are there shops out there with mindless HR that reject candidates for lacking unimportant criteria? Yes. Are there managers who will reject a candidate for lacking a degree or even a degree from the wrong school? Yes. But those are the exceptions.

      My wife has no degree--didn't even finish her first semester at college--and is very antisocial. She does not schmooze, she does not golf, she does not suffer fools (FSM only knows how she puts up with me). And yet she has unsolicited job offers coming to her. She's been doing software QA for about 12 years and does good work. Again through lay-offs and employee mobility, there are people at many companies in the area who have worked with her and know her by reputation.

      I wonder if the OP's long track record of success is as long or as successful as we're being told. The traditional hiring process is all about getting your foot in the door. A good resume with an impressive degree is one way of doing that. Having someone on the inside who knows you and your work is a better way of doing that.

    85. Re:Start your own by Xest · · Score: 1

      It depends what area of tech, if you're talking day to day tech support like repairing PCs and so forth then yes, this has become a low skilled job because frankly it's easier nowadays (no more pratting around with the 640k barrier for example) and no more doing solder repairs and so forth because we have a "just replace it" society now.

      If you're talking about software development then yes it does pay higher than average by a reasonable amount. There may be pockets of civilisation where this isn't the case but it's certainly the case on average, even if you narrow down to individual countries like the UK and US. The UK national average wage for example is £26k - even in the North of England where wages are way lower than in London you can sometimes get this as a starting salary, let alone as a career average.

      The fact is if it's tech support then the young "punks" are getting the jobs because they do know their stuff, because the stuff they need to know is just that much easier nowadays. The problem is that there's a divide between knowledge and relevant knowledge, it's okay knowing more but if what you know is no longer relevant to the job as is the case with some (but definitely by no means all) of the knowledge anyone doing IT support in the 90s or earlier obtained then you're going to have no practical advantage. I'm speculating here, this may not apply to you at all, but certainly it's the case that IT support wages have declined for the simple reason that IT support is now a much easier job than it used to be.

      I wont pretend that IT jobs including development don't get based less than industries such as banking and so forth, but development is still in the top half or probably even top quartile of salary brackets on average.

    86. Re:Start your own by youn · · Score: 1

      42 is the anwer? What was the question? :p

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    87. Re:Start your own by matria · · Score: 1

      Indeed, as an uneducated (well, self-educated) over-60 grandmother, I got my current job nearly a year ago because of my standing on forums relating to my choice of profession. I have been picking and choosing offers of freelance work and more permanent jobs through those forums for 10 years now.

    88. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See also: Idiocracy

    89. Re: Start your own by moshiko · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I did.
      I'm writing iOS apps for several clients.
      Turns out good developers are hard to come by.
      I never had to look for clients after my first app got published, and now I work from home, have loads of time with the kids and still have time to work on my own projects.
      After 3 years doing that - I happily turn down several job offers every month.

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    90. Re:Start your own by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. Look at all the richest people on Earth. Many of them have families, if not most of them.

      Granted, they could have married and had children after coming into money, but I'd suggest that having families could make you better at time management, cooperation, and budgeting. Or at least, it doesn't have a significant impact if you are the type of person who might be entrepreneurial.

      The one thing that I understand from most rich people is that you don't get rich by spending money, but by *not* spending it. Perhaps a better way of putting it is that they are managing it wisely and not overpaying for what they don't need. You use that money you saved to instead take educated risks. A family might make you risk adverse, but it could also temper an overly risky person into someone who carefully considers risk vs. reward. That consideration can make you more successful, long term.

    91. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem as I see it becomes that too many of the people who should be passing on their genes aren't, because not having kids enriches one's own life in the aforementioned ways, while too many people who shouldn't be "contributing" to humanity are doing it at breakneck speed.

      Almost sounds like the opening to Idiocracy :)

    92. Re:Start your own by RavenousRhesus · · Score: 2

      Being successful in life has little to do with one's genetic material and a lot to do with one's environment. A person's being on the lower end of the socioeconomic scale is not in and of itself a valid reason to say his or her genes are inferior to those that live more privileged lives.

    93. Re:Start your own by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      This is interesting, as it raises one of the issues that I had to wrestle with as I got older: networking vs. anonymity. Since the early 90's, I've made it a habit to separate my offline life from what goes on the Internet. However, you get to this point where you've been without work for 9 months, and you see all of those networking opportunities you've built up over the years.... I like to think that there's still not much correlation online about me, but I can attribute more than one contract to saying "oh yeah; I'm the person who goes by that handle on that forum".

      Try to keep a balance, but use your online networks when useful. Just remember to think about the future and how that knowledge could be abused down the road.

    94. Re: Start your own by RavenousRhesus · · Score: 1

      "average" has many meanings, the simple median, mean, and mode among them. In this case, and in most others where you care about position within a distribution the median is the "average" that is actually relevant - the amount made "by the average Joe". The mean will almost always be biased significantly higher due to extreme income inequality.

      Incorrect.

      Mean - average Median - the center value Mode - the largest group.

      Mean is a strict average, and is thrown off if the distribution isn't even. Median is the middle. Half the people are making more, half are making less.

      Mode is what the majority of people belong to.

      You can't derive "the average joe" from any of those figures. Mode might give the best guess, but if's just the population with the largest grouping.

      Mean and Median can be fooled quite easy by large populations at the extreme - mean is easy to see why, Median just means the center value and it reveals nothing with the distribution.

      What you really need is the income distribution curve and figure out what the standard deviation is. If everything is a nice Gaussian distribution, the mean, median and mode will be identical. But once things get skewed, all three figures will be all over the place and the numbers are rather meaningless.

      Small correction: mode would be the range that the plurality of people belong to, not necessarily (and not likely) the majority.

      To a broader point, the median household income is far from meaningless. You just have to have an understanding of what it represents. Yes, that means knowing that 50% of the subject population make more; and 50% make less meaning that, if that stat is taken alone, you can really only tell if you're in the top or bottom half. The more factors you start to look at, the better the information you can gleam about where you fall in the population.

      Probably the best example is unemployment. What would a lower median income and higher unemployment/underemployment tell you? It means the jobs aren't necessarily paying that much less than in other places with slightly higher median incomes, just that there are a lot more people making very little on unemployment/underemployment. However, if there's a higher median income AND a higher unemployment/underemployment, you could say that even the lower level jobs in the area are paying pretty well, you just might have a harder time finding one.

    95. Re:Start your own by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      That's a matter of genetics, I guess. I spotted my first gray hairs while I was still in college. (Yes, at the "traditional" age to be in college.)

      let the gentleman die or tint his hair, and find references from people in the industry he wants to move to. Also, dress according to now, not to the 1980's. Pants, sports jacket, colored shirt, no tie, and reasonable shoes.

      You do not want to show anacronism, or someone on the wild side.

      You may even offer to work a free week for a evaluation.

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    96. Re:Start your own by doccus · · Score: 1

      As regards networking..It's possibly the ONLY way to impress potential either future bosses or hiring managers, who are invariably members of the younger set, that us "self taught older types" can often be more competent and informed, simply by virtue of the fact that we not only are self starters, but chose our own "course material" and therefore are fully up to date on the subject matter.. having an active iinterest in it in the first place. Conversely, institutionally educated types spend a lot of time learning matters that they either have no interest in, or will never have to deal with. When I had an on call computer repair biz, I dealt with unusual or uncommon systems.. even though a lot of my clients were, in fact hobbyists, they still had real issues with unix or , perhaps, SGI machines, or perhaps BeOS or even OS/2... and didn't know where to turn. We might have had a lot more search engines back then (15 years ago) but finding out what one actually needed to know was definitely harder, and in fact a lot of my calls were about trying to get these machines online in the first place.. I can assure you that had I taken any kind of course I wouldn't have ever learned any of this stuff. In fact I did take a course in the 70's where I (sort of) learned how to program , in binary! What a waste of education. The only reason I got into computers anyways was because I got offered a position as special effects trainee at Bridge studios (Stargate SG-1, X-Files).. however, I simply couldn't learn computer skills fat enough to cinch the position.. (which was a condition). I didn't get offered this opportunity because of any education I might have had, but through networking only.. so that shows the potential value of it as opposed to a bunch of letters..

    97. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the tautology in your statement:

      if nobody with half a brain wants the job you offer, you will only get people with half a brain. ;-)

      Remember:
      If ice cream is outlawed only outlaws will eat ice cream.

    98. Re:Start your own by nbritton · · Score: 1

      In the meantime, guys like me who actually *do* know how to do that stuff get stuck training their dumb asses.

      Rather then continuing to go against the grain, maybe it's time you became a professional trainer?

    99. Re: Start your own by Xest · · Score: 1

      No it's not, you made the claim that goes against common understanding. If you think everything publicised about global population is wrong, it's upto you to prove it.

    100. Re:Start your own by Xemu · · Score: 1

      42 is the anwer? What was the question? :p

      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

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    101. Re:Start your own by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      You may have a point. I've always thought I wasn't smart enough to produce a way to "keep the stupid people from breeding". My grandiose solution was to keep the people who contribute meaningfully still breeding enough to keep up with the ones who contribute nothing but more of themselves.

      Question is, assuming it's an opportunity thing, and not a genetic thing, how do you fix it then?

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    102. Re:Start your own by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I say that as someone who does not schmooze...Roughly every other month I send an invite to bunch of people I know in my area to meet at a bar or tavern.

      I got news for you: that's schmoozing.

      And if you're a programmer or developer and not self-employed, it absolutely 100% IS part of your job.

      So if you're a programmer and you're not self-employed, then throwing regular parties for business contacts is part of your job? Yeah... I don't think so. It might be a smart thing to do, but it's not your job. If you're a programmer and you're not self-employed, then your job is to program. If you *are* self-employed, I could see a better argument that schmoozing is part of your job.

      Or else, what's the implication here? Programmers who don't throw parties for you aren't doing their jobs? So if I interview someone that hasn't invited me to parties and won't invite me to parties, I shouldn't hire him even if he's a brilliant and productive programmer? If I employ such a programmer, I should fire him, because he's not doing his job?

      I don't imagine you'd actually say that, but that's what it means when you say, "it absolutely 100% IS part of your job."

    103. Re:Start your own by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      I say that as someone who does not schmooze...Roughly every other month I send an invite to bunch of people I know in my area to meet at a bar or tavern.

      I got news for you: that's schmoozing.

      And if you're a programmer or developer and not self-employed, it absolutely 100% IS part of your job.

      So if you're a programmer and you're not self-employed, then throwing regular parties for business contacts is part of your job? Yeah... I don't think so. It might be a smart thing to do, but it's not your job. If you're a programmer and you're not self-employed, then your job is to program. If you *are* self-employed, I could see a better argument that schmoozing is part of your job.

      Or else, what's the implication here? Programmers who don't throw parties for you aren't doing their jobs? So if I interview someone that hasn't invited me to parties and won't invite me to parties, I shouldn't hire him even if he's a brilliant and productive programmer? If I employ such a programmer, I should fire him, because he's not doing his job?

      I don't imagine you'd actually say that, but that's what it means when you say, "it absolutely 100% IS part of your job."

      Where did you get the idea I throw parties? I basically send out an email with "I'm having a drink at this bar on this day. Feel free to join me." I say I don't schmooze because every time I do this, my only hope is either no one or more than 2 other people show up so I'm not left 1-on-1 to try to carry a conversation.

      (I don't consider that throwing a party.)

      As for the "it absolutely 100% IS part of your job," that has nothing to do with going out for drinks. What it does have to do with it, WHAT are you programming?

      "If you're a programmer and you're not self-employed, then your job is to program." OK, what are you programming? What's your user interface? Any data interfaces with other systems? Who's testing this code you produce? Who's maintaining it? Any government or regulatory requirements you need to meet? What are the coding standards you need to keep?

      If you work for yourself in a 1-person shop, then maybe you get away with programming without social interaction. If you're programming for someone else, it's a fair assumption interactions with other people will come in to the picture at some point. (I'm talking about programming. When it comes to sales, yes, working for yourself is likely to involve more sales interactions than as a programmer employee.)

      A programmer who isn't talking to other people to get requirements isn't doing the job. A programmer who doesn't communicate with customers isn't doing the job. A programmer who isn't talking with other people on the team isn't doing the job.

      The implication is, if you just keep your head down and churn out code, 1) how do you know you're churning out the right code? And 2) you risk ending up like the OP, where you think you have this long history of great accomplishment, but no one in any position to help you professionally knows about it.

    104. Re:Start your own by RobertinXinyang · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it doesn’t wash. First of all, I would recommend reading Outliers by Malcomb Gladwell. There are many determents of success. Being good is only one of them.

      People graduating in a recession will do worse, as a group than people graduating in a booming economic period. Does that mean that, somehow, that group is intrinsically inferior?

      People who graduate from a HS in an economically depressed area will do worse than a similar group from a non-depressed area. Men taller than average will be more successful, heaven forbid that a person is born with a visible disability. I can go on; but, the point, and the trend, is clear; there are many determinants of success. Yes, we can all point to exceptions; but, they are just that, exceptions. If you are fighting a stacked deck you have to be significantly better than average to be successful, and the odds say that you are not significantly better than average. Alternatively, of you are riding with the stacked deck you only need to be average to be successful, and the odds say you are close to average.

      Yes, I will use myself as an example. I worked hard and completed my MBA. However, quite frankly, I am short and less attractive than average. Further, I come from a very isolated rural area; as such, I lack useful contacts and, due to a minor disability, was unable to join the Army, which is how a significant number of young men escape rural poverty. The result is that I earn less than 30K/yr.

      Now here is the real sad part, I am doing so much better than my HS graduating class that many of my previous peers were uncomfortable talking to me. That is right, at less than 30K I was the success story.

      I really recommend that you read Outliers.

    105. Re:Start your own by ctnp · · Score: 1

      Hate to say it, you're an old geezer. Don't feel bad, I'm only 34 and realize the same.

      If tech work is being "commoditized" by "young punks" and you feel like you're losing control, take control and start herding the cats. You might actually get a raise for it.

    106. Re:Start your own by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2

      Old conservatives are stable in their worldview because it is based on their own unchanging biases and bigotries.

      Other people grow, learn and respond to changing conditions.

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    107. Re:Start your own by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      That is if either:

      - You're a natural at (interpersonal) networking. - or you took on board the importance of (interpersonal) networking when you were young, and made a special effort to do it.

      If you put your head down and did a job, instead of schmoozing, you might not be so lucky.

      You sound like management to me, Curse You!

    108. Re:Start your own by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. And if you had the misfortune of being competent when your co-workers preferred to go golfing, able to be found when needed, you pretty much sealed your fate. The dependable worker bee.

      Surely you jest, MBA? or Manager? Engineering-management wanna be? i would not knowingly agree to work with you, let alone for you. If there is no room for differences in the Economy you imagine? then screw that economics. Did you vote for Romney in the last election? Because that is the kind of sales force person you are describing. The real world has need to many more different approaches, even if investor and managers say that image-sells. The next war will set you straight with non-Organization Mem. Enneatype-3?

    109. Re:Start your own by metaforest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Issac Newton was full-on silver-grey before he was out of his twenties, the man didn't need a powdered wig to look 'distinguished'! I was salt&pepper before I was 30. One of the young turks at a startup I signed on with (long gone now) seemed to think I was older than I was at the time and, asked me indiscreetly during a Friday Happy hour if I was going through mid-life crisis because I drove a two-seat sports car. (a decrepit RX-7 [G1], never having been married, I had no use for a 'utility vehicle')
      I laughed him off and pointed out that if it was mid-life crisis, I had picked a really crappy penis extension(aka sports car). He was old enough to be embarrassed, but not experienced enough to understand why.

        The day the startup folded... almost a year later (IT market got cold feet after 9/11) the young guys made a point of individually, dropping by my cube as I, and 95% of the staff packed up our personal effects and lined up for exit interviews. They wanted to know if I was angry or disappointed, or even sad that the business had failed. By the time the last of them had dropped by... I was in tears. Not because I was upset about the business failure, but because I was gonna miss these kids. They all had degrees from big-name schools and had their whole careers ahead of them... for me this was just another gig that didn't make it out of the incubator. I think one of the reasons they afforded me that little show of respect of dropping by to say fare-well is because I had shown that, even as a 'grey-beard' I still loved what I was doing, and helping create awesome software, and hardware is a journey not a reward. It also helped that many of them had cut their teeth on the Apple //gs and I had been one of the lead test engineers on the system ROMs. One of the spare labs in the office had been set up to accommodate our various //gs systems.... and we'd basically built an Apple lab complete with one of my old Macintosh IIfx boxes acting as a file share/internet router, running AUX.... one of those little geek exercises that helps cement team bonds. Fun times.

    110. Re:Start your own by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      There's something a little funny about the expectation that we all should be developing large social networks of business connections, as though failing to do so makes you severely deficient. Lots of people don't take to it naturally, and it's often not required for your actual job. So for many of us, when you're actually focused on doing your job and building your life, you're not going to be going around schmoozing with good professional contacts on a regular basis.

      And that's not so bad. It doesn't mean your bad at your job. It doesn't make you a deficient human being. On the contrary, it might mean that you're more interested in doing your job than on climbing the ladder. Frankly, the world would probably be a better place if more focus were placed on doing your current job properly, and less on attaining the next promotion.

      But I guess people don't like to hear that, and businesses don't really value people who do their jobs.

      This is the old battle between personality types as described on the Enneagram.

      People cannot readily change the type of personality, the basic stance they take towards the world, which is set before they are age 7. They can trim down the rough edges, the reactions that cause trouble but not fundementally undo the position they developed with.

      In the technical world many engineers are type-5. These are detail oriented but social phobic to some extant. They are very good at nuts and bolts but less good at pressing the flesh. Their managers are often Type-3, Middle Managers, or type-8 sr. managers. There is massive and continual misunderstanding between these different types of people because most people are unconscious of the stance they have taken, but like other unconscious behavior, they project their stance on others and this contaminates the hiring process as much as racial or gender discrimination does. 3's are friendly and affable, good schmoozers, like type 2. They makes good sales and marketing people, but type 3 is built on a persona that often is prone to lies great and small. Mitt Romney is a classic 3, e.g. When people like this get into line management positions they drive engineers type-5 crazy. The engineers standing stiffly against the wall at company socials talking like robots and flooding each other and others with too detailed monologues is classic 5. Just contarst these two types and try to see how hard it is to reconcile these kinds of people and see how hiring can get off on the wrong foot so easily.

      And think of who you want working for you or with you? Do you always want someone with the same failings as yourself, even if they are tending to agree with you, or do you need someone different from yourself who might cause your trouble and challenge you?

    111. Re:Start your own by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      This response and others like it remind of the post in the Online Presence thread, "I don't do twitter and facebook," as if those were the only aspects of online presence.

      Networking is not just "schmoozing" and not always about climbing the corporate ladder.

      If no one knows you from Adam, then an on-line portfolio of your work might help, such as code if you are a developer, or wrtings, or drawings. Social media are one way to promote yourself.

      And if you're a programmer or developer and not self-employed, it absolutely 100% IS part of your job.

      Do you write code? When do you have time to write code or add to your programming skills, if you are always on the make? In my experience it takes time and great concentration to master development.

      I wonder if the OP's long track record of success is as long or as successful as we're being told. The traditional hiring process is all about getting your foot in the door. A good resume with an impressive degree is one way of doing that. Having someone on the inside who knows you and your work is a better way of doing that.

      He may have been writting code when you were still in diapers, and he may have been out of touch with his prior associates for years and necesssity forces him to try to reenter the workforce. Networks, notwithstanding, when you are old enough people die and it doesn't take much to fall out of touch or to have a gap in your experience. I think that some of the crap told about job seeking is competitive misinformation between job seekers, enhanced by ignorant HR types who don't know how to find talented people in the first place, and tacit discrimination by hiring managers. Discrimination law is toothless. You have to be stupid enough to say something so obvious that the law can't ignore it. Otherwide there are a million ways for someone who doesn't know you to refuse you. Yes, It is my experience that the best work I have gotten was because I knew someone, but that seems to make the legions of recruitment people somewhat useless.

    112. Re:Start your own by bonehead · · Score: 1

      Eh, I'm not losing control. I landed in a company that appreciates experience and doesn't really waste much time on young punks. In fact, at 42, I'm the youngest admin in my department.

      Should this gig ever end, I might be in trouble, but there's zero reason to think that this company won't be around 100 years after I retire.

      So, I'm good for now.

    113. Re:Start your own by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Networking? It gets really difficult when the people you know have retired, died or in one way or another moved on. Reality is a lot of younger people can be really insecure and hiring an older more experienced person can be threatening. How will the older individual take instruction from a much younger person, how out of date is the older persons knowledge and how long will they last.

      So age as in really aged will be troublesome. Alternate marketing is required, you come from an age and developed your skills when no or only limited mobile phone available. Hence you are more focused, you are better a direct personal interactions, greater loyalty to your company (as long as your record proves that), greater focus on integrity and workmanship and yet you have kept up to date.

      Be more creative with your application and promote the benefits of a more experienced hire. When it comes to the resume make sure the introductory letter, points out the benefits of a senior hire and how it will specifically benefit the company (in the letter mention some gleaned details of the companies needs, customer base etc. and how you would benefit them). Rather than a generic application, target your application to the specific company, do the research. Your application exude mature self confidence with being arrogant.

      The target is to get them to give you a shot, what can it hurt it's just another interview.

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    114. Re:Start your own by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      I prefer the shorter, more cynical version of that statement: "If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys".

    115. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a problem. The problem is people who think they have the slightest right to say who should and shouldn't be passing on their genes.

    116. Re: Start your own by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Given that the US fertility rate is below replacement (1.89 where replacement is around 2.1) then all US population growth is due to immigration.

      (SmittyVonSmitSmit is still a paranoid loon though).

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    117. Re:Start your own by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. I don't know these types you're rattling off, but I would guess that I myself am not a strict 5 defensing myself. I'm probably more of a middle-manager, but somewhat technically oriented and a little socially clumsy. Is there a number for that?

      *However*, it takes all kinds to make the world go around, and a kick-ass programmer who is socially phobic can still be a hell of a valuable employee. When people start talking as though the introverted and socially awkward are worthless failures, it gives me a little pit in my stomach. Why do we have to be so quick to judge who is worthy of success? Why can't we start from the assumption that everyone has potential, and everyone has something to offer?

      Ultimately, I guess it's this: If you say that people who don't do a good job networking will have a harder time finding a job, I wouldn't disagree. But if you then imply that they're not smart, not worthy, or not able to do a good job, I think there's probably something seriously wrong with the way you see the world.

    118. Re:Start your own by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Networking? It gets really difficult when the people you know have retired, died or in one way or another moved on. Reality is a lot of younger people can be really insecure and hiring an older more experienced person can be threatening. How will the older individual take instruction from a much younger person, how out of date is the older persons knowledge and how long will they last.

      So age as in really aged will be troublesome. Alternate marketing is required, you come from an age and developed your skills when no or only limited mobile phone available. Hence you are more focused, you are better a direct personal interactions, greater loyalty to your company (as long as your record proves that), greater focus on integrity and workmanship and yet you have kept up to date.

      Be more creative with your application and promote the benefits of a more experienced hire. When it comes to the resume make sure the introductory letter, points out the benefits of a senior hire and how it will specifically benefit the company (in the letter mention some gleaned details of the companies needs, customer base etc. and how you would benefit them). Rather than a generic application, target your application to the specific company, do the research. Your application exude mature self confidence with being arrogant.

      The target is to get them to give you a shot, what can it hurt it's just another interview.

      While I agree with parts of this, I have to say... if your network has all died or moved on... what have you been doing for most of your life? "Networking" doesn't mean hanging around with the guys your age who do what you do... it means continually building relationships with those who share common interests (and to find those people, you have to be sociable with EVERYONE). The people I network with span a 70-year age range, multiple genders, many nationalities and languages. Some I network with in-person; some online, some via work, some via hobbies, etc. A network is not something you start building when you reach the age of 55 and are looking for work; it's something you start building when you're around 3 years old, and build for the rest of your life... and if you're smart, it doesn't limit itself.

      Many of the great networking successes I've had have been when stumbling across people who had "moved on" and hadn't been part of my active network for 10 years or so -- in a few cases it's been a case of connecting with the children of people I once knew.

      A network never "moves on" -- it just grows. Even dead people in your network can be useful leverage if they talked about you when they were alive.

    119. Re:Start your own by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      I very much agree with what you say.

      People overgeneralize about what is needed, and they often do so according to the fixations of their own personality type. Those fixations often also provide what part of the elephant they do well, as in we are all blind, but to project that on others, especially if you are a hiring manager is tentamont to discrimination as much as having too may sales types and too few engineers, geeks, nerds, might be detramental to your business.

      I wanted to raise the awareness of these differences and have experienced directly the harm ignoring them can do, especially at the hands of a modestly sociopathic or narcissistic manager. These are often the "3" types more concerned with the higher-up's and their image, and blaming the people they manage for their shortcomings. Such people shouldn't be allowed to manage, yet they are common in America.

    120. Re:Start your own by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Granted my kids are all still pretty young, but I easily spend more on eating out and other personal expenses than I do on my kids. At this point probably the biggest money saver has been networking with other people to get lightly used clothes instead of buying brand new everything. The cost of clothes and shoes for babies and toddlers is just insane.

      My kids are also part of my retirement plan. By the time I'm retiring they should be pretty well established and I'll be able to rotate between their homes mooching my way and spoiling grand children as I go.

    121. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are several causes of grey hair such as age, stress and vitamin deficiency. If you're not old, it's probably not age.

    122. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This only works IF (notice it is a big if) The head of the IT department can tell HR this>> I want him & you WILL hire him. Time spent and past history does not count any more most HR department are not wise enuff to know if you can do OS2, Sun, Novell, Banyon Vines, Oracle NOS. MIcrosoft is easy. For you the MCSE cert is nothing but an English test. I know, been there, done that and now I repair cars. Of course I only do the electrical & computer controls

    123. Re:Start your own by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There was a guy I was at uni with who was thin on top when he arrived (straight from HS, not a Victor) and by his final year he was a total chromedome.

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    124. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do your drapes match your rug?

    125. Re:Start your own by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Documentary? The Belgians seem to think it's an instructional course!

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    126. Re:Start your own by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I think those who are paying for it should at least have some say in the matter.

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    127. Re: Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say average was more like the mode. If I say that the Smiths are "an average family", that doesn't mean they have some fraction of a child.

      GP isn't even half as smart as he's pretending though. Anyone who knows stats 101 would never use the word "average" other than colloquially.

    128. Re:Start your own by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      a world-wide tactic of under-paying IT graduates then replacing them with immigrant workers.

      That doesn't make sense. If they're going to somewhere, they must be coming from somewhere else, which, unless Martians are involved, is also part of the world.

      Now I suppose all the IT workers in England could tale a pay cut to move to France, and all the French ones take a pay cut to move to Germany, and so on. But I think I might have noticed that if it were the case, and unless they're as fucking dumb as you why would they?

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    129. Re:Start your own by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      ... beats his bladder then!

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    130. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Or more likely, wasn't *weined* until yesterday.

      You're a stupid ignorant stupid moron.

    131. Re:Start your own by infonography · · Score: 1

      You had grey hair at 8? that's the SLASHDOT "traditional" age to be in college.

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    132. Re:Start your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would think so, but with the nomadic life-style forced on most techies by corporate American I would say that less than 1% of the people I've worked with are still in my area after 10 years or so.

  2. What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The jobs always seem to go to the younger guys with impressive degrees"

    Correct.

    1. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, lots of employers are lazy imbeciles who can't be bothered to evaluate applicant; that's why they use pieces of paper to filter out some of the applicants. It's a disgusting practice (especially if a business isn't getting an unmanageable amount of job applications) that doesn't guarantee that potential employers know what they're doing at all, but it is reality.

    2. Re:What is your point? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The idea is that 4 years in school with a stamp of approval at the end of it, is a sort of pre-verification that the candidate is worth talking to. RIght now in technology you can accept every resume with a B.S. in EE or CS, and you would never run out of resumes.

      Of course, I must be lying since we have this massive tech labor shortage.

    3. Re:What is your point? by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Well, depends on which jobs. Maybe you're using the wrong search terms.

      In today's "DevOps" environment, sysadmins are now called "Systems Engineers". And most of the ones in my large company don't have any degrees (unlike the younger developers that we spend most of our time shepherding).

      Also tech headhunters are always prowling for experienced "Systems Engineers", so team up with some of them and they'll tell you how to look your best to their clients so you can both get paid.

    4. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "The jobs always seem to go to the younger guys with impressive degrees" Correct.

      I'm an autodidact as well, and had the same problems. Now that I'm in my late 30s, I have decided to get a degree. In 8 months from now I will have an MS in Network Management. It took me 3 years to get the BS. I hate to say it, but the only way to be better than someone with a degree is to become someone with a degree and experience.

      I've learnt that it's definitely worth it to earn a degree, and because I already know 80% of the course material, it is easy as hell to get it.

    5. Re:What is your point? by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of a sysadmin being called a "Systems Engineer", "Systems Engineers" are an entirely different thing than a sysadmin, which were I work are the guys that keep our computers and networks going. A weird thing at my workplace is that what were formerly called secretaries are now "Admins".

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    6. Re:What is your point? by hjf · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you're lying because it's common knowledge that, at the end of the day, what really matters is KNOWLEDGE. So, ditch college, learn everything by hacking and you are bound to get the highest spot in a company. Because everyone in college is a rich spoiled kid.
      Slashdot people don't waste their precious time with such nonsense as "grades", "exams" or "degrees". And certainly not "certifications". Those are for idiots with a lot of money in their hands. No sir, follow the example of great hackers, hack a bank and go through their front door proving their security is SHIT and everyone there is a complete IDIOT. The bank owner himself will give you the CEO position from where you will be able to order every desktop in the company converted to Linux and open source their business process.

    7. Re:What is your point? by hjf · · Score: 2

      Thankfully in the spanish-speaking world the word Ingeniero (engineer) means a completely different thing. It's a degree, just like Doctor. You can't just call yourself an engineer, nor a company can name you a "doctor". Same thing with "architect".

      Best you can call yourself if you don't have a real university degree is a "technician".

    8. Re:What is your point? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      No, you're lying because there is no labor shortage. It's simple finger math, for every technical work visa granted, some voter that was once a working tax payer now has to stand aside. As for the argument of, "making the right choice?" Why is this not a problem in Germany? As for the person coming here to work, they're good people; but why can't they find work in their country for the skill set they trained for? If their skill set is not needed there, what makes them think here is any different?

    9. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn awesomest post on slashdot I've seen

    10. Re:What is your point? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      That's not really weird when you consider that official title of secretary has been "administrative assistant" for quite a while.

      There's a whole lot more of secretaries then IT admins in most companies.

    11. Re:What is your point? by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      Not always correct, but if you have no experience at all, then yes.

      A degree is useful for getting into entry level jobs. After that, it is mostly networking that does the job for you. I know a few people who don't even have a degree that have senior technical positions. Experience trumps education every time, unless you are talking about academia or research. No one wants a Ph.D. for mere development work. Too expensive. Even a Master's Degree is something of overkill except maybe for certain architect or management roles.

      Ageism may play a role, but his real problem is just getting his foot in the door. If all else fails, he may want to get a job where he can transfer himself into an IT role. A non-profit may need help for peanuts in pay, or perhaps a public school system needs a tech. It may not completely fill his needs for salary, but it gives him something very valuable: in-field experience.

      Really what he needs is a line item on his resume that says he was a coder/sysadmin/IT person for a couple of years. After that, he can probably secure a contractor gig or two. Once he has that, he's in the business.

      At this point, however, I hope he loves this work, because IT is no longer a get-rich quick scheme.

    12. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Those are for idiots with a lot of money in their hands.

      Not necessarily, but many of the people going to college now really shouldn't need to; it's just a waste of money, time, and effort in many cases. The 'everyone has to go to college' mentality is completely ridiculous.

    13. Re:What is your point? by ModernGeek · · Score: 2

      No, you're lying because it's common knowledge that, at the end of the day, what really matters is KNOWLEDGE. So, ditch college, learn everything by hacking and you are bound to get the highest spot in a company. Because everyone in college is a rich spoiled kid. Slashdot people don't waste their precious time with such nonsense as "grades", "exams" or "degrees". And certainly not "certifications". Those are for idiots with a lot of money in their hands. No sir, follow the example of great hackers, hack a bank and go through their front door proving their security is SHIT and everyone there is a complete IDIOT. The bank owner himself will give you the CEO position from where you will be able to order every desktop in the company converted to Linux and open source their business process.

      I didn't realize that this was sarcasm until I was 3/4 of the way through this, and then looked up to see the "Funny" moderation. Perhaps it's supposed to be both truth and humor?

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    14. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spat out my drink because it's true ;)

    15. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's true. I have a BS in COSC, from an accredited university, we learned "Hello World" and both Bubble Sort AND Selection sort in three different languages! C/C++ Java and Cobal. Wait, is that four? I'm not sure...

      Anyway, we also learned a few SQL commands from the blackboard, but it was open-book tests all the time so I'd need the book to tell them to you. But hey, open-book is just like real life right? How could you NOT appreciate college, it makes you super-smart!

    16. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, PS. You "self-taught" morons might think you're so much better because you've contributed to open source, put your free time into researching various libraries frameworks and APIs, but in College, we "learned how to learn". Obviously you people haven't learned how to learn cause you never went to college; the only place you can do that. I learned that in college so it must be true and exclusive to college.

      What's that? You maintain an open-source project and help maintain the BSD/Linux kernels and support IT professionals (like me) on online support forums for free? Think that makes you special? HAHA! You don't even have a degree!

    17. Re: What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can, it's just their country is a shit hole they don't want to live in. They have a set of attributes your country's big business wants - cheapness and limited options.

    18. Re: What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The part of your résumé listing your work experience is also made of paper, just like your diploma. Why is it ok for an employer to look at one, but not the other? They look at both, as parts of your record.

    19. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a problem in Germany.
      But, very slowly, an understanding is sweeping in that: structured problem solving and independent learning skills are more important/versatile than knowing "Product A" by heart.
      And that's exactly what Western Universities teach you, in contrast to Asia (you know, the Outsourcer Nation).
      Now barring that generalization, it's the person, not the culture she comes from that matters.

    20. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is the truth that no one wants to face: Immigration is a Jewish social engineering initiative to displace, marginalize and dispossessed White people. See "Culture of Critique" by Kevin MacDonald

      It's all about replacing White guys. It is genocide, like with the Palestinians or the Slavs under Jewish Communism.

      Feel free to start freaking out. I have spoken the truth.

    21. Re:What is your point? by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      The "tech labor shortage" isn't for EE or CS, rather it is for IT in particular. Many people foolishly go into school thinking they're going to find a good job designing computer components and/or writing software, but the vast majority of businesses don't need that sort of thing. What they actually need is implementation, i.e. not how does the technology work, rather how it applies to business and economics. In my experience talking to most EE/CS majors, they have little grasp of either of those (just the mere fact that many of them are disgusted by the idea that economics is a science tells a lot about why they aren't needed.)

      If you want a good tech job, don't necessarily mess with electrical engineering, look more towards something like enterprise resource planning or software defined networking/datacenters. THAT is where the jobs are.

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    22. Re:What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're lying because it's common knowledge that, at the end of the day, what really matters is KNOWLEDGE. So, ditch college, learn everything by hacking and you are bound to get the highest spot in a company. Because everyone in college is a rich spoiled kid. Slashdot people don't waste their precious time with such nonsense as "grades", "exams" or "degrees". And certainly not "certifications". Those are for idiots with a lot of money in their hands. No sir, follow the example of great hackers, hack a bank and go through their front door proving their security is SHIT and everyone there is a complete IDIOT. The bank owner himself will give you the CEO position from where you will be able to order every desktop in the company converted to Linux and open source their business process.

      What are we doing tomorrow night, Brain?

    23. Re:What is your point? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's supposed to be both truth and humor?

      Truth and humor are sometimes the same.

      "The Universe is a practical joke perpetrated by the general and at the expense of the particular."

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    24. Re:What is your point? by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can learn everything you learn in college without going to college. It's not strictly necessary. But it helps. I get tired of hearing that my degree was a big fat waste of time when I could've just learned stuff by reading it online. The reality is that if you go a a decent school, you *will* learn a lot. And that degree does mean something. It means that compared to some other guy without one, you're more likely to know what you're talking about.

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    25. Re: What is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they're not the same thing. A resume is basically just someone asking for a job and contains information about themselves. In order to actually know whether or not a candidate is capable of doing the job, you have to interview them and test them a bit, not just rely on pieces of paper that say they know what they're doing (by the way, you shouldn't rely on fancy resumes, either).

    26. Re:What is your point? by hjf · · Score: 1

      The autists here think the world is completely orthogonal, cause-reaction. They think because you *say* you know a lot, then someone will hire you. This is not how it works in real life. HR managers care about degrees and certificates because they are a proof that you know at least *something* of what you say you know. Put yourself in the place of the HR manager looking for a new IT employee for a factory. IT is a tiny fraction of what goes on in that place, so the manager can't be bothered to run funny mind puzzles, quizzes and tests on every new applicant, like google does. Because the HR manager is not an IT person. He has to hire *all sorts of people*: engineers, technicians, workers, truck drivers, cleaning staff... sometimes you have to trust what a piece of paper says. You can't thoroughly check every candidate.

      The other part is: social. I knew a LOT of shit about computers, and as far as I was concerned, everyone else was an idiot. CCNA courses changed my mind... A LOT. I met several people, VERY good, who really know their shit. Not in the training staff, but sitting next to me. I landed my first job by talking to the people next to me. There's always a friend of a friend who's looking for what you're selling. Social connections are really important. Even more than degrees, and much more than what you claim to know.

      But people learning stuff on Coursera might know a lot, but they don't know anyone. And they don't know about "real life experience". Books can teach you a lot, but they only teach theory. Anecdotes and experience are invaluable, and those aren't on the course. Those you learn by raising your hand and asking, or by talking to the professor after class.

      So you're stuck handing out resumes and hoping for the best.

      I am a firm believer in traditional education. I also believe in *forcing* people to learn even the things they don't like. I fully agree with the basic education curriculum: chemistry and math next to language and philosophy. You will never know what you like if you don't try it. Grades are a matter of discussion and I don't completely agree with grades. I don't believe an "average" is a good indicator of anything. Someone can excel at math and suck at literature, and that's FINE. But when trying to get into engineering school, that bad grade in literature pulling your average down, is really dumb, because literature is irrelevant for engineering.

      But it's better than nothing: if we didn't grade people, they wouldn't have a reason to even try. But they shouldn't be pushed to get the BEST GRADES in everything, because someone who just doesn't like literature will get frustrated with school because of it. Literature will consume so much of his time, he will start sucking at math too. As with everything in life: there should be a balance.

      And for the autistic types out there: No system is perfect. DEAL WITH IT.

    27. Re:What is your point? by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Yeah, be sure to watch your balance, that's an awfully tall stool you are claiming as a throne, and its a long way to fall should you slip.

      FWIW, lack of formal school does not=lack of education. I am now 78, have a G.E.D. and have been retired for a decade plus, but my phone still rings occasionally with work. In a sense, its a good feeling.

        Why? If you are so highly educated, go sit, cold, for the C.E.T. exam and pass it at the journeyman level. I am one, and could probably locate something in the $70k/year range within a week if I wanted to actually go back to work. Fortunately for me, I have too many hobbies to be managed, that leave no time for work.

      How did I get there? Easy, my early schooling taught me 2 things. One being able to read at 450-500 per because I was taught phonics back then, and two, that learning things was great fun.

      One thing that I have also noticed, a large percentage of those people with a sheepskin on the wall, are folks who then quit learning because they knew it all. Which are you?

      Cheers, Gene

    28. Re:What is your point? by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, the only thing that makes it weirder is that IT computer admins have always been computer admins to me and now seeing "administrative assistants" being called admins just makes it confusing. The first time I was introduced to the new brand of "admin" I was like, she's not dressed like a computer admin, more like a secretary and yeah, she was a rebranded "administrative assistant".

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  3. Bring a rifle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Take the HR weenies hostage, and demand an audience with somebody technical.

    1. Re:Bring a rifle. by Mitchell314 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget to say the password 'shiboleet'.

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    2. Re:Bring a rifle. by pspahn · · Score: 2

      Seeing as they had to do some prison time, I guess this tactic worked out alright in the end for The Lone Rangers in Airheads.

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    3. Re: Bring a rifle. by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Exactly. As an autodidactic embedded dev. With over 3 decades of paid experience, who now has to content myself writing Windows business-apps, THE biggest problem in securing a job that isn't a "handshake deal" is getting past the HR weenie with the buzzword-checklist. If your can't get past that person, you'll never be able to talk to the person that will understand that you can walk the walk...

    4. Re:Bring a rifle. by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      You either need to know someone on the inside who will hand your resume to the right person, or you got to use that old dot matrix printer in your basement and print your own certs and transcripts for some obscure foreign college.

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  4. The solution is simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You start your own business.

    There really isn't much you can do, unless you know people.

    1. Re:The solution is simple. by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Or you can find a niche where formal education isn't terribly relevant. I got my previous job because the niche I work in has a gross lack of talent and I had a track record of building good stuff.

      Granted, there are only a couple gray hairs on my head, but sometimes you just have to really hunt for the right employer.

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    2. Re:The solution is simple. by kermidge · · Score: 3, Interesting

      AC's second sentence is on the mark. Work your contacts from previous jobs and tasks, so that you have someone in charge at a new place invite you in.

      Else, as has been suggested, either consult or start a business.

      Dyeing hair and eyebrows is not so far-fetched. About ten years back when a friend of mine quit his job with a state agency just several years shy of fully-vested retirement to open a consulting partnership with a friend of his, he dyed hair, brows, and mustache for the first four or five years. Once their client list and reputation were built up and they had more work than they could possibly handle, he stopped and let the grey appear, with no problems.

    3. Re:The solution is simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About ten years back when a friend of mine quit his job with a state agency just several years shy of fully-vested retirement

      If he were a member of the police or fire union around here, what you described would literally mean "age 42". At least your friend wasn't a pension spiker like our "finest"; we are gong bankrupt paying these people 100+k/year plus benefits for the rest of their lives.

    4. Re:The solution is simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dyeing hair and eyebrows is not so far-fetched.

      The OP could always dye them orange or purple just to show how hip he is. Coupled with some clothes that where in fashion in his school days, that should do the trick.

    5. Re:The solution is simple. by alexo · · Score: 1

      You start your own business.

      Ah, such an easy answer!

    6. Re:The solution is simple. by kermidge · · Score: 1

      "....where in fashion in his school days"

      I guess it would depend on were he went to school.

  5. I like the way this is worded. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though this question is asked every single week here.

  6. put down an degree or one on some of pages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    put down an degree or one on some of pages of the on line job app.

    1. Re:put down an degree or one on some of pages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, this incoherent AC probably gets interviews all the time.

    2. Re:put down an degree or one on some of pages by Tastecicles · · Score: 2

      unfortunately, lying on a job application is a criminal offence - tantamount to fraud.

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    3. Re:put down an degree or one on some of pages by ushere · · Score: 1

      does that include politicians?

    4. Re:put down an degree or one on some of pages by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Because they won't check that, and fire you immediately if you are caught lying, right?

      Wrong. It happens, it's no good for anyone, and usually hits before the first paycheck.

    5. Re:put down an degree or one on some of pages by adolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, politicians are tantamount to fraud.

    6. Re:put down an degree or one on some of pages by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Nope, not a crime at all. Though if you get caught you will get fired and won't be colleccting unemployment

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    7. Re:put down an degree or one on some of pages by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception is illegal.

      Fraud Act 2006, chapter 35 section 2:

      Fraud by false representation

      (1) A person is in breach of this section if he—
      (a) dishonestly makes a false representation, and
      (b) intends, by making the representation—
        (i) to make a gain for himself or another, or
        (ii) to cause loss to another or to expose another to a risk of loss.

      (2) A representation is false if—
      (a) it is untrue or misleading, and
      (b) the person making it knows that it is, or might be, untrue or misleading.

      (3) “Representation” means any representation as to fact or law, including a representation as to the state of mind of—
      (a) the person making the representation, or
      (b) any other person.

      (4) A representation may be express or implied.

      (5) For the purposes of this section a representation may be regarded as made if it (or anything implying it) is submitted in any form to any system or device designed to receive, convey or respond to communications (with or without human intervention).

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    8. Re:put down an degree or one on some of pages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what state is the UK in?

    9. Re:put down an degree or one on some of pages by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      I have no idea. I'm a dumb Englishman. I live in England.

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  7. Start your own company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then do contracting here and there.

  8. for the grey hair part... by adminstring · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get your hair dyed some other natural-looking color, with eyebrows to match. You can always go back to grey once you have the job.

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    1. Re:for the grey hair part... by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect the problem is that the application forms that the submitter has to fill out, require certain degrees and get tossed into the trash if those requirements aren't met. And probably by the lowest level HR person at the firm.

      One of the things I noticed years back before I gave up on IT was that they wanted very specific requirements to even allow the application to submit. And that was before the most recent economic downturn. It's probably gotten even worse now.

    2. Re:for the grey hair part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This. I usually shave my hair and trim my goatee to somewhat appear younger during interview. Once I'm in and managers and colleagues see what I can do, contribute to the team I'm back to grey hair with balding spots. At that point no one cares about appearances.

    3. Re:for the grey hair part... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Fill out forms? Get tossed in the trash? What kind of tin plated, vacuum tube, backward part of the country are you from?

      Resumes are submitted electronically, and they are filtered by keyword before a human ever looks at them. Sheesh!

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    4. Re:for the grey hair part... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm doing a degree now for this exact reason. I'm coming up on 15 years in IT, but I'm still stuck at the bottom of the ladder because everywhere above where I am now wants a degree. They don't even bother saying "Thanks for applying" anymore.

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    5. Re:for the grey hair part... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      It's because companies don't want to invest any money in staff. They want to just hire a worker unit that can complete certain tasks for them, trained at someone else's expense.

      In the long run it is usually better to get someone in and train them. Obviously they need the right basic skills but not necessarily specific degrees or experience. Many companies are not interested in that though, they just want to hire someone disposable to complete one particular task or fill one specific role.

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    6. Re:for the grey hair part... by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Apparently, I come from a world where people are capable of reading things in a non-literal way.

    7. Re:for the grey hair part... by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      I suspect the problem is that the application forms that the submitter has to fill out, require certain degrees and get tossed into the trash if those requirements aren't met. And probably by the lowest level HR person at the firm.

      One of the things I noticed years back before I gave up on IT was that they wanted very specific requirements to even allow the application to submit. And that was before the most recent economic downturn. It's probably gotten even worse now.

      I'm guessing they were trying to get foreign workers in. Making a job as specific and difficult to fill as possible is par for the course to reduce or eliminate the possibility of having to hire more expensive domestic resource - gets around any local law saying that the company has to fail to hire domestically before they can import labor.

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  9. Networking. by Seumas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is where networking comes in. Cold-calling hiring managers (per se) is partially to weed out people who don't have any "in" to the company, already. That, and maybe die your hair. It sucks, but in a world where everything but your actual work-ethic and capability is secondary to things like youth, height, attractiveness, and diploma, you have to manipulate the game to your favor so you can get your foot in the door.

    I also think there tends to be a problem where most people assume that if you're over a certain age and you are not seeking a management position, there must be something wrong with you. After all, if you have put in your years, why would you want to do anything other than manage people, right? . . . Right?

    1. Re:Networking. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      While he's at it, he might be able to set up some informational interviews or get a job at a temp agency.

    2. Re:Networking. by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      That, and maybe die your hair.

      I hope you mean he should dye his hair. Don't want him misunderstanding and doing anything rash...

  10. Move on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are better off not working on such a place, keep looking and you will find a place that values your skills. Consider doing your own business as a consultant.

  11. You have to contract / set up a firm by xtal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Set up a firm, start networking. If you deliver projects on time and budget then you will soon have more business than you know what to do with. Ultimately this strategy will work out better for you in the long run, but is more challenging to get going.

    Generally speaking, if you have real talent, you are a sucker to work for someone else.

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    1. Re:You have to contract / set up a firm by MozeeToby · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In this situation it's going to be all about who you know. You say you have a long history of successes? Contact the people you worked with and worked for. Someone, somewhere, is hiring and at least some of those people will be in position to push your resume at least past the first layer of defense. Lack of a formal degree will see your resume to circular filing cabinet in record time, unless the HR drone has a reason to believe otherwise.

    2. Re:You have to contract / set up a firm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      100% correct. I did this 10 years ago and would never work for someone else again. I have more work than I need. My only regret was waiting until I was 40 to do it.

    3. Re:You have to contract / set up a firm by wickedskaman · · Score: 4, Informative

      THIS. Don't let pride get in the way of calling folks even from way back when who have been part of your professional life. Don't assume it's a waste of time.

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    4. Re:You have to contract / set up a firm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      Remember all those people who you worked with successfully? They're now all over the place, and unless you're a jerk, they would probably rather hire you than some unknown quantity. You just need to make sure they know you're in the market.

    5. Re:You have to contract / set up a firm by Mozai · · Score: 2

      It's not who you know; it's who knows you.

    6. Re:You have to contract / set up a firm by JimtownKelly · · Score: 1

      Amen!

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    7. Re:You have to contract / set up a firm by _anomaly_ · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of truth to that... and it's where the squeaky wheel wins.

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  12. Simple by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    If you had done your research on the subject just in the last few days on these very pages, you would know to apply to Google

    1. Re:Simple by RedHackTea · · Score: 1

      yeah, seriously, the guys needs to watch the Internship! obviously not a movie-goer. in fact, when you apply, put the Internship movie on your resume.

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  13. Umm by DFurno2003 · · Score: 0

    Either start your own business or catalog your accomplishments and hope whoever you are presenting them to understands the skills needed to achieve your level of success.

  14. Personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My situation is very similar to yours. I haven't been able to get an in-person job at all, just contract work, where I've been moderately successful.

    I've had several third interviews for jobs, but they always wind up hiring someone less-qualified but with a degree. I've pretty much given up on the job part, and resigned myself to contract work unless one of my app projects takes off.

    1. Re:Personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an unemployed recent graduate and I'm quite surprised by this problem. Everybody has been telling me that after your first job (in the industry) your work experience and references constitute 99 % of the value of your resume. Especially if you've already worked for 20+ years (which I presume is the case with the person asking). I'm European, though, so maybe it's different on that side of the pond. Personally, I think that poor references can severely devalue a good academic record but good references might not compensate for a poor academic record. My reasoning is that the first would imply that you're good at theory but can't apply it whilst the latter would make potential employers suspect that you've been lucky with whatever jobs you've had and gotten along with people but that's not certain in a new work environment (a small successful startup is high-paced and a lot less formal than a major corporation). Of course, I haven't been on the hiring side of the desk yet so I don't know much.

    2. Re:Personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had several third interviews for jobs, but they always wind up hiring someone less-qualified but with a degree.

      You're one of several to mention this. How do you guys know who the company ends up hiring, let alone how qualified they are and their degrees?

      I can imagine occasionally finding out who they hired and working out their resume from LinkedIn or something, but "always"? And while degrees are clear, experience may not be, my own LinkedIn profile is a trimmed down, cover-all-bases version, while the resume I submit for a job opportunity will have more details in the appropriate areas.

  15. How do you know this? by mrscorpio · · Score: 4, Informative

    How do you know the people getting the jobs have no experience? I am probably not as old and not as experienced as you, but I was getting beat out for entry-level jobs by people with degrees AND experience, sometimes a ridiculous amount of experience for the position and/or pay. Fact is, there are a LOT of people looking for a job or a better job out there, and lack of a degree is an automatic disqualifier for a lot of positions right now due to the number of applicants hiring managers are seeing that have both the desired experience and degree.

    1. Re:How do you know this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Bachelor's degree and lots of experience, but i'm still having a hard time looking for a better job. There are a lot of jobs, but there are also a lot of people looking. I'm glad I went back to school to complete my degree.

      I dropped out and went back to school later to complete a degree. I was older and more focused and aced some classes because of that. You don't even have to go to some expensive Ivy league school. You just need a degree. It's inexpensive enough to start through a community/junior college in the evenings and get that AA degree first to transfer to a 4 year college. You'll also be about halfway done. If you get that AA degree, at least you've completed a step and that may start opening a few doors already.

    2. Re:How do you know this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second that. Also, if you think "impressive degrees" are not an accomplishment, why don't you have one? They may also be picking humble people, so knock down your attitude a bit.

  16. Don't bother Start your own biz or be a consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't bother Start your own biz or be a consultant

  17. Networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skip the canned hiring process and make contacts directly

  18. Maybe move somewhere else? by khasim · · Score: 1

    I have a long track record of success, despite limited formal education.

    Most companies are willing to trade years of experience and certifications for specific degrees. Do you have certifications?

    Despite many accomplishments, published papers, and more, I cannot seem to get past the canned hiring process and actually get before a hiring manager.

    Are the "published papers" in the same tech field that you're looking in for a job? You have enough knowledge to write papers on the subject but no one will hire you to work in that field?

    Is the job situation where you live that bad? Can you move?

    1. Re:Maybe move somewhere else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The job situation is pretty bad no matter where you go. Especially when a business can get a H-1B with a RHCA, CCIE, or CISSP for $30,000 a year, how can anyone except someone with rich parents keep up with that?

      There are better fields to move to. Law and finance can't be offshored.

    2. Re:Maybe move somewhere else? by nomadic · · Score: 2

      "Law and finance can't be offshored."

      Law is probably the second least secure field jobwise in the U.S. after architecture, and a lot of legal jobs have been offshored in the past few years.

    3. Re:Maybe move somewhere else? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Actually, I knew a treasury advisor before he died - the man advised COUNTRIES on how to handle their treasuries and finances. I'm not suggesting its related, but the world financial scene has gone downhill quite a bit since he died. My point though is that finance can be offshored. As a matter of fact that's what the Cayman Island and Swiss bank accounts are all about.

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    4. Re:Maybe move somewhere else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be a masseuse. Your job won't get offshored and you get a lot of hands-on experience :).

  19. Insufficient Data by hondo77 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe your resume sucks. Maybe you're asking for too much money. Maybe you smell bad. Maybe you don't know as much as a fresh college grad. It's hard to answer this without knowing more about you. Have you ever gotten feedback from headhunters when they review your resume?

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    1. Re:Insufficient Data by eljefe6a · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This, plus: Take a good, hard look at yourself from the employer's viewpoint. Is your resume 10 pages long, etc? Are you networking? Do you have a good LinkedIn profile? Linkedin is how recruiting is done now. Being self-taught only makes a difference if you let it.

    2. Re:Insufficient Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This, plus: Take a good, hard look at yourself from the employer's viewpoint. Is your resume 10 pages long, etc? Are you networking? Do you have a good LinkedIn profile? Linkedin is how recruiting is done now.

      Being self-taught only makes a difference if you let it.

      Bullshit.
      When I worked at Lockheed Martin, 2 years ago, they had a policy strict hiring/promotion policies about education.
      I.E. you could only get so high with an associate degree, a little higher/more stability with a bachelors, and only those with masters degrees were allowed to be architects. It was education over ability. There was one architects in particular that ran around saying stupid shit like, "some objects are data objects, and other objects are function objects but never both". But he had a degree and so he got promoted.

      Wasn't all bad though. There was plenty of work to clean up after the architects.

    3. Re: Insufficient Data by dcam · · Score: 4, Funny

      This doesn't exactly paint you in a goid light. The architect was right. Welcome to functional style programming.

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    4. Re:Insufficient Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get feedback from everybody. Rewrite that resume every two weeks or so. Try long, try short, try keyword stuffing. Write cover letters and the same rule applies. Vary the style of the letters. This is a marketing problem and you need to vary your approach until you find something that works.

      In general a short resume that skips lots of details is good. Leave out the oldest jobs. Keep in one or two unique and interesting things, but make sure you cover the standard expected types of experience, assuming you have it. IN your cover letter, reveal some additional relevant work experience that is not covered in the resume or is glossed over. HR folks read that and think, whoa! International man of mystery. Let's call him in and find out more about him.

    5. Re:Insufficient Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually not true. That's the standard HR line, but they can and do hire people sometimes that don't meet the criteria.

    6. Re:Insufficient Data by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      How important is a LinkedIn profile these days? I deleted mine when they were hacked a while back, since clearly they can't be trusted with my personal data.

      Is giving up your personal data to hackers, thieves and the NSA really the only/best way to get hired now?

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    7. Re: Insufficient Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, all data is data. Some data are functions. Objects are simply data.

      In the end, it's all bits, "programming style" can't change this.

    8. Re:Insufficient Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LinkedIn is the spammiest social network I never signed up for. That said, I have had very little problem finding jobs, even when I tell recruiters I do NOT use LinkedIn. If you use recruiters at all (I often do, at least for finding the initial gig), make sure they are talking directly to the hiring managers, and not HR. They aren't doing anything for you if they're still dealing with HR.

    9. Re:Insufficient Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and I would start by not using words like autodidact in print or in conversation. In today's IT world, you'll be working with people from other countries who's command of the english languge will vary. The ability to communicate clearly and simply with people who's native language may not match yours, is seen as a skill.

    10. Re:Insufficient Data by MooseTick · · Score: 1

      I've seen bad resumes from both educated and non educated people . Usually the more eduacted are the ones with the excedingly long resumes. A bad resume will get you excluded from a job 10 times faster than no degree ever will.

  20. Two Words by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Grecian Formula.

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    1. Re:Two Words by verifine · · Score: 1

      Hey, sonny boy, you're going to be in the identical situation sooner than you think. By then it really won't matter what your formal education was. Only the latest, most modern programming techniques will matter. You may have saved the entire world from starvation, but what are you doing lately?

      HR is HR. In my experience they are total airheads who slept their way through college, we call that 'sleeping for profit.' Now they have a degree, and they just can't imagine how everyone else who has a functioning brain cell doesn't have one too. They can't figure out the number pad on the keyboard, but they carry themselves loftily and have *significant* opinions.

      HR departments have killed more companies than anyone would believe. Their focus is entirely wrong, not just misunderstood, but wrong. I say this as someone who's fully employed–by a company that actually listened when I gave them the compacted/redacted story of my professional life. I've never had a negative performance review, and this year I didn't even have one. Hrmmmmust have been so positive my boss would have flushed crimson.

      Today at lunch my boss talked about the acquisition of a Raspberry Pi, just to annoy those people who chronically leave a certain door open, in violation of every conceivable security protocol. If it was just an IT room, we'd have them fired. But we share the room with them and it's convenient for them to prop the door open. I only mention this because pretty much everything else is running so smoothly, that this is the level my boss is cogitating on and suggesting projects for me.

      Old people are wise, young folks. We are intelligent, kind, sharing, and if you cross usincredibly treacherous. You'll be on the ground, writhing in pain before you realize you've been cut off at the knees. For us it's pure economic necessity, plus the plain and pure desire to keep young whippersnappers in their place until they learn to act as adults.

    2. Re:Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grecian Formula works by depositing insoluble black lead sulfide in your hair. It's been banned in Europe and Canada because of its lead content.

      Eating any of the resulting lead-filled hair (or breathing its dust) gives you lead poisoning, which makes you old and stupid instead of merely old and vain.

  21. Liability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has a lot to do with liability. My lawyers have urged me on several occasions not to hire someone without an engineering degree because in a lawsuit it would be almost impossible to defend if a non-degreed person had engineering responsibility on a project.

    1. Re:Liability by rhizome · · Score: 1

      Software "engineering" is not a chartered discipline, so your lawyers (multiple!) would appear to have their head(s) wedged.

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    2. Re:Liability by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      CS is not IT

    3. Re:Liability by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Yes, it actually is, it's just that nearly everyone doesn't follow or learn the discipline.
      Frankly, I have never met some who calls themselves a software engineer that actually understood engineering.
      This is there needs to be a PE equivalent for Software, and it's why it should be a crime to call yourself and engineer without said credentials.

      Actual engineer is problem not what you think it is/. It involved disciple, understanding, and the ability to sign off on work and take liability.

      And not, not all software gigs require a engineering level discipline, but all of them would benefit from it, in the long term.

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    4. Re:Liability by mini+me · · Score: 1

      The OP claimed to be a techie, which probably rules out interest in engineering disciplines anyway.

    5. Re:Liability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a software engineer PE:

      http://ncees.org/about-ncees/news/ncees-introduces-pe-exam-for-software-engineering/

    6. Re:Liability by jcr · · Score: 0

      it should be a crime to call yourself and engineer without said credentials.

      Let me heartily invite you to get bent.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:Liability by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      "and engineer"? When did they quit teaching proper English in American schools?

      There are places this is true, like in Texas, and its likely a major reason the DFW area has not had a recent NAB show. Seems some idiot trying to make points was collecting business cards & sent quite a few to the attention of the local DA. My best guess is that out of the 50,000 'engineers' at the last confab they held in Dallas, less than half had a degree from any 'accredited' school, including me. I personally have a GED and a degree from the University of Hard Knocks. But I've also had a 1st Phone since '62, directly involved with the design & fabrication of equipment for use in the broadcast industry in my first gig as a broadcast engineer. I was the troubleshooter you called when the factory folks can't fix it, a C.E.T. since 1972, had the Chief Engineers title plate on the office door all except 2 years since 1977, finally retired at about 67 back in 2002. In that time frame I wrote 2 programs which became daily must works at 2 different facilities, used continuously for a decade and change at both places.

      Engineers create solutions to problems. Even after I retired, I was sent to other facilities that were in technical trouble, and in a month or so things that hadn't worked right in years were back doing their job. That sort of reputation travels by word of mouth, so I didn't have to advertise, the people I worked for did it for me. And I didn't ask for raises, they just happened. I retired at a salary that was about 40% more than the average salary in that market bracket. And my phone continues to ring occasionally.

      In the CE's capacity, I have hired quite a few, and fired 1 or 2. The poster above using the superwiz handle, would not have been one of them. For all his bragging, his hands will not 'fit the tools'. Mine have, and bear the scars.

      FWIW, I do like your sig, its dead on.

      Cheers, Gene

  22. Talk about overthinking it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The old tricks are the best tricks. You need a plausible excuse for breaking out the bottle, but once the decent aged whiskey is in the open it's game over.

  23. Go into business for yourself by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Start a business. You'll enjoy that more than working for someone else anyway. In many states you can start an LLC for a pittance.

    Barring that, you need to network. HR departments exist (these days) as a shield between hiring managers and the great unwashed masses. One criteria is that you must have [from
    Caveat -- I'm an old guy with lots of experience, mostly self-taught, working in a field not studied in college. (That didn't, in fact, exist when I was in college.) Finding a new job is often an adventure because my college credits were a long time ago in a completely different area. In most cases, I've known someone who knew someone, managed to get the manager's ear, maybe over a beer after hours.

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    1. Re:Go into business for yourself by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Message was garbled. That was supposed to read:
      One caveat is that you must have (some degree) [from (some college)] just to get past HR and get the manager's ear. (But you probably already know that.) You need to find a different way in. You say you have many accomplishments -- someone must have noticed, and you must have built relationships during those accomplishments. Time to exploit that, call in favors.

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      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  24. Put down 'X' years of education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if you have ANY formal education and/or training, but list any that you have. I have a lot of college, but no degree. I generally just list that as six years of college, and don't bother talking about a degree unless specifically asked. If they ask if I have a degree, I truthful answer, "Lots of education, but no actual degree."

    I also bring up the training I have had, and try to tie it in to the job I am applying for. I was trained by the USAF as an Inventory Management Specialist, which ties in to the EDI work I am doing now, although the USAF never heard of EDI back in my day.

    I'm an old fart too. Everything that you can relate to the work you are trying to get will help. Good luck.

  25. You probably don't want to work at those places by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to be appreciated for your self taught skills try to find a place that will actually value them. I'm not sure where you're based, but in most cities there are a lot of tech startups, a "cheap" senior dev is always very appealing to companies that don't have everything figured out yet - which means they don't have a HR department acting as a barrier to you and the people that could evaluate your skill set. If you're looking for big money and benefits than tap your social network and try to get into places sideways, but if you're trying to add value somewhere that will appreciate the value and don't need that extra level of office sophistication startup's can be fun.

    If you're good, you probably won't have to find another job - they'll find you. Everyone at the startup will end up somewhere else if the first venture failed - and they'll vouch for your abilities.

  26. Small shops and networking by Anrego · · Score: 2

    You'd probably have better luck with smaller shops. The kind where the owner will probably meet with you personally if you go in and ask for a job in person. Be prepared to compensate for your lack of formal credentials with examples of your work.

    Probably varies from place to place, but around here, previous experience trumps education most of the time. Larger places you might need the degree to get passed the automated keyword hunter, but your references from previous employers and what you can say about what you've worked on are what sell you.

    And on that note, with that long track record of success, you should also have a large collection of people who know the kind of work you do and would recommend you to others. Get in touch with them and see if they know of anyone looking for someone with your skillset.

    People who can refer you to the company they work for are your absolute best bet. Your chances of getting a job are magnitudes higher when someone inside the company, who knows the role and office culture and the position, is saying "this guy is good, he's exactly what we need".

  27. It's all about the paperwork. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything seems to revolve around college nowadays. Heck, there is a grocery store fifteen miles from here that won't hire anyone to wash dishes in the deli unless they have a COLLEGE degree.

  28. Two choices by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

    1) Network
    2) Get lucky

    1. Re: Two choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) Just for Men

    2. Re: Two choices by musth · · Score: 1

      4) Conceived by extroverts

    3. Re: Two choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5) Lottery
      6) Sugar Momma
      7) Become heroin dealer to the stars

    4. Re:Two choices by TrollstonButterbeans · · Score: 1

      6) Pay $100 to $500 and see a results-oriented career counselor instead of asking Slashdot.

      Anyone can post their thoughts on /.

      Go to person whose advice is good enough to be PAID for it.

      --
      Priest: "Universe from nothing, no laws of physics, sped up time"+ huge discrepancies. Creationism? No. Big Bang Theory
    5. Re:Two choices by DeBaas · · Score: 1

      6) Pay $100 to $500 and see a results-oriented career counselor instead of asking Slashdot.

      Anyone can post their thoughts on /.

      Go to person whose advice is good enough to be PAID for it.

      aha, and make sure that person has the right certifications and degrees. Anyone can ask money for giving advice.......

      --
      ---
  29. Sell the accomplishments by sdinfoserv · · Score: 2

    As a fellow grayhair who just recently switched jobs - sell what you got. Sell vision, dedication (You won’t be pulled away for screaming babies), experience, understanding of risk, that you've actually already done what they are trying to do (yes - research!). You are now less the doer and more the vizier. Most importantly, sell confidence, without it you're toast. Good luck

  30. Prior Learning Assessment (PLA) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting a Degree with a Prior Learning Assessment (PLA) and a few part time online classes?
    If you can do it outside the classroom why not do it as part of an official curriculum and get credit for it?

    Learn more about PLA from :

    ... or Google like I did.

    Wish you good success!

  31. NSA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Education and background don't matter there. All you need is a GED, lie about your background a bit, and be willing to swear an oath to defend the USA with your pinkie behind your back so that you can leak secret documents to the Chinese,... Plan on relocating, though. Like, to Ecuador or Iceland, via, Hong Kong, Russia, or Cuba. And don't expect to see your family again. Or your smoking hot stripper girlfriend. Ever.

    1. Re:NSA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      swear an oath to defend the USA with your pinkie behind your back so that you can leak secret documents to the Chinese,...

      I'm an American citizen, not the Chinese.

  32. Your a gray hair and you by geekoid · · Score: 1

    haven't figured this out yet?
    1) Start your own contracting firm.
    or
    1) Make contact through user group meetings, seminars, what have you.
    And
    2) Become active in any coder events.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  33. References by joe_frisch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you have done impressive things over many years, you should have contacts who are aware of your abilities. An inside experienced contact at most companies can get a resume of someone they think is valuable in front of hiring managers.

    Unfortunately if you don't have a formal education and don't have anyone who can vouch for you it will be very difficult. Put yourself in the position of a hiring manger with dozens of resumes on their desk - they are looking for an efficient way to cull the resumes down to a manageable number and formal qualifications are an easy (and generally reasonable) method.

  34. You are asking a wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have never seen the lack of the degree as an impediment to getting hired. I would say the majority of people I have worked with did not have a CS degree. I seriously doubt that this is why you are not getting hired. I would bet there is another reason.

  35. Why do you want to work for these people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incompetent gatekeepers work for people on both sides of the gate.

  36. Maybe it's not them.. by bsdasym · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ..maybe it's you. Speaking as someone with ~20 years real experience and no formal education at all (HS dropout, even), I haven't had any trouble finding a good paying gig (W2 or 1099) since putting the first behind me, let alone getting an interview. So, I say, seek within for the answers. The "young guy" is bringing something to the table you're not, right out of the gate, and it's got nothing to do with his degree or your lack thereof.

    1. Re:Maybe it's not them.. by musth · · Score: 1

      And much more to do with his youngness, hipness, price, and malleability.

    2. Re:Maybe it's not them.. by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone with ~20 years real experience and no formal education at all (HS dropout, even), I haven't had any trouble finding a good paying gig (W2 or 1099) since putting the first behind me, let alone getting an interview. So, I say, seek within for the answers.

      So I say you are not being helpful. Seek within for what exactly? What is within you that has made you successful that he does not have? Honestly, it sounds like you have just been somewhat more fortunate and you have no idea what things you do to be actually be successful.

      Prove me wrong by clearly and unambiguously answering the question that was asked.

      --
      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
    3. Re:Maybe it's not them.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very few men are wise by their own counsel, or learned by their
      own teaching; for he that was only taught by himself had a
      fool for his master.

                                                                                                      Benjamin Franklin

  37. Accomplishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think it's no accomplishment to have an impressive looking degree, then go get one. Night school if you must. Make sure you come out top of the class.

  38. Saturated market. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Set up a firm, start networking. If you deliver projects on time and budget then you will soon have more business than you know what to do with. Ultimately this strategy will work out better for you in the long run, but is more challenging to get going.

    Generally speaking, if you have real talent, you are a sucker to work for someone else.

    Speaking as someone who has been there - easier said than done.

    There are many many folks out there doing the same thing and more will be coming down the pike after that big IBM layoff. And with economy not getting much better, I expect more big layoffs in the near future - meaning a lot of unemployed tech workers looking for a way to make a living. I don't care how good you are, there are only many jobs out there.

    Unless you can get your previous employer to hire you (doesn't apply in this case) getting the jobs is very difficult - especially without a track record.

    Just networking and handing out business cards will land you nowhere. Folks will be polite and take your card but you'll never hear from them. You have to be a salesman and most techies are not good at that. Selling your skills to a hiring manager is complete different than selling your service to a business operator.

    And starting a business takes money and risk. When you're older, risking one's savings or worse going into debt on a business is fool hardy. With 4 out of 5 businesses failing, more than likely he'll end up with nothing.

    1. Re: Saturated market. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you live?? I'm in Seattle and we're hiring out engineers and devs remotely just to fill demand. Move.

  39. ALso by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Government work,

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    1. Re:ALso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo. Except government is the most likely to over value bogus degrees. Just consider you kids' assistant principal who has (claims to have?) a Phd.

  40. i know lots of unqualified successful peps, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have the knowledge and skills, then certs are easy. Depending on the specialisation, you don’t generally need a 3yr degree – eg Microsoft MCPs, CCNA, etc which would go a long way to helping demonstrate your skill set. If certs aren’t an option, advertise your skills, eg a blog about the technical things you’ve discovered, or something else. As a recruiter, these would be these demonstrations of experience I’d look for in lieu of qualifications.

  41. Make Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Buy a few people lunch. Network with people in the company you want to work for. Join their church. Coach their kids baseball team.

    Get out of the man cave and mingle.

  42. Work for Microsoft by JD+of+the+DB · · Score: 1

    If you have Microsoft skills, Microsoft does not require degrees for coders in Redmond or for field reps (Windows server, active directory, exchange, sql server, sharepoint, etc) around the world. Management actively fights discrimination including age discrimination. The focus is on how well a person can do the job. http://careers.microsoft.com/

    1. Re:Work for Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what you say is only half true. many positions in MS require both degrees and certifications. Many of the jobs also go through a HR screening process and HR screen and rule out many people long before they are put before Technical or Peer interviews. However you are correct in that Age won't count against you their but you will still face the same problems in getting your resume reviewed by a hiring manager if you can't make it acceptable enough to get past HR.

  43. It's like any other industry. by betterprimate · · Score: 1

    My advice is to be clear about your working experience and your depth of knowledge; honest, so to speak. All "audiophiles", music engineers, and even famous producers that I have known never went to college.

    Maybe you are in the wrong location? It sounds like you need to hustle and network.

    1. Re:It's like any other industry. by betterprimate · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I misread that you were in an audiophile.

      You are lacking a lot of information. We cannot tell you anything until you provide at least your focus in "techie". What's your niche??

      It probably has nothing to do with your age or your lack of education. The best software and developers don't have a collage degree; even the billionaires.

      Experience *always* wins over education, so I really don't know what your problem is. Maybe you don't have enough practical, proven experience in delivering real solutions. The agism is hyped here on /.; the real issue is change and knowing how to market yourself. Neck beards get bitter; old people get bitter. Many of them are talented but don't know how to deliver or present themselves.

      Among your abilities, I would cite demonstrated experiences that you have had that have contributed to your character: management, yada-yada. Showing management in past experiences in irrelevant jobs says a lot. You know, the stuff that you get with age. Don't get hung up on it, truncate it.

      About recruiters.... They need to be treated as they are. It's okay to be condescending to them. If you're networking, none of it matters. They harass me every day. Sometimes I just respond with "LOL". If you're a boss, act like a boss. That's not to say you become egotistical, but understand most of these recruiters are the young folk too. They're early-to-mid 20 somethings who are vain, no skills, barely passed college, whatever. A lot of them are girls with a moderately pretty face; real psycho bitches if you dated them. The guys are flunky frat boys.

      Oh, yeah, you might want to set up a LinkedIn account. Recruiters there are basically having an orgy. Job propositions will just jizz all over you.

  44. first thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First suggestion: don't use words like "autodidact". Using 2-bit words makes you come across as either overcompensating for a weak resume or pretentious and potentially combative and/or non-cooperative team member.

    1. Re:first thing by jcr · · Score: 1

      If "autodidact" seems highfalutin' to you, your education is sorely lacking.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:first thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If "autodidact" seems highfalutin' to you, your education is sorely lacking.

      Remember, he's complain' about not getting past the HR flunkies to get to a hiring manager...

      On the other hand, puttin' a link to the definition of the word in your submission is probably an indication that...
      1. you *think* other folks will be impressed that you used the word in a sentence OR
      2. you *think* your reader is unable to use a dictionary
      Not a good foot to start off on if you don't want to come across as pretentious ass....

  45. bad idea by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I repaired computers for 7 years before getting a corporate job. I was the best of the best at it (and still am) yet without SDLC training and actual stories from actual IT workers turned college professors, I'd be doing a very bad job at my current job. I could still easily repair individual computers but the best practices and SDLC rules are everything. So I'm glad I got 2 degrees in IT. No matter how self taught you think you are, you're still not good enough for a corporate job without training.

    1. Re:bad idea by musth · · Score: 1

      I was the best of the best at it (and still am)...

      Along with a thousand other people reading this comment. But I get it, this is you illustrating your positive attitude, right?

    2. Re:bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Repairing computers is the tech equivalent of putting the square peg in the square hole, and the round peg in the round one, and it's all good. Most 4 year-olds could do it.

      Knowing how to make that computer do something useful once it's functional is the part that takes skill.

      Come back and brag when you have some.

    3. Re:bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut the guy some slack. He may actually be the one person on earth who can fix a borked Windows box without reinstalling from scratch.

    4. Re:bad idea by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Lots of people can do that.

      Fortunately, all of them are smart enough to realise that's a waste of time, and stop quite fast.

    5. Re:bad idea by mrclisdue · · Score: 1

      Cut the guy some slack. He may actually be the one person on earth who can fix a borked Windows box without reinstalling from scratch.

      You're so wrong on that, AC.

      Millions of us have fixed a borked Windows box, without installing LFS. We use one of the thousands of *nix distros, Slackware being my preference.

      cheers,

    6. Re:bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. I am one of the people from around the year when IQ topped hered in Denmark (Born around 1970), and I am always in the top 1-2%.
      When I went to university, but dropped out, less than 10% got their masters degree (bachelor did not exist before years later). Those with useable skills all got hired before they finished their degree.
      I have now been sitting in one of the larger enterprises around here, and I can see that I am not behind anybody who has a bachelor level degree, and only few with a longer degree seems to be more qualified.
      Here in Denmark, the people with the certifications are usaully either working as consultant, or are the people the company has the easiest time living without. The skilled people are almost never sent for certification training. Personally I think I could pass most of those examns with 2 days of preparation, due to my diversity in skills. It is difficult to find something I don't have experience with. And I am the one that gets called in when the people who should know gives up.
      The degree gives some skills and tools, but not much that can be used in the real world. That is what you will have to learn later.

  46. Work for the government by mendax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm serious. I know a fellow who is not only 71 years old but a convicted felon who is still on federal supervised release and hasn't work in over ten years who recently got a job with the State of California doing some sort of IT work. The state hires older people. Hiring managers aren't blinded by the cost of older people's health insurance because it doesn't come out of their budget. I suspect it's the same with the Federal government.

    --
    It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
  47. Choose COBOL by BanteringCTO · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Most of the younger developers want to work with the newer languages, and they want to create rather than maintain. Many companies struggle to find competent COBOL programers, largely for maintenance work. If you are as adept at self-learning as you imply, it should be an easy language to pick up. Check out this article currently posted on /.: http://developers.slashdot.org/story/13/06/25/1659247/join-cobols-next-generation Good luck!

    --
    The world of achievement has always belonged to the optimist. -- J. Harold Wilkins
    1. Re:Choose COBOL by Danga · · Score: 1

      I actually learned COBOL in college in the mid 2000s. Good money but no thanks, plus you can earn the same or more knowing other 'old' languages like C/C++ which personally I much prefer. To each their own choices.

      --
      Hey, there is only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi.
  48. online resume by chris_mahan · · Score: 2

    Put your resume online somewhere, make the page google-search-engine friendly (html5, validating, good structure, no fancy tables or javascript).

    There are fewer restrictions there, because no page numbers, etc.

    People scour the internet to find talent.

    Be open to contract work, even 3 months contract, as these can turn into 6, 12, or full time.

    My story: 2010 a recruiter found my resume through google search, called me for position, was 3 months contract, got extended 3 more, then 9 more, then full-time, and I've been full-time at the firm 15 months now.

    Looking for a job is a full-time job, which includes research.

    Also, if a degree is holding you back, get one online (as cheap as possible and as fast as possible). Showing on your resume that you are continuing your education toward a degree can positively influence the resume-filter guy in HR. (Put something like: Attending University XYZ, aiming for a B.S. in Information Systems.) Also, degree does not have to be absolutely related to your career; it's just needed for HR to check the box marked "4-year diploma".

    Take any work you can get. You don't have to put it on your resume (there's no database of jobs people have had out there except in govt) if it's not related to your career.

    To start your own business and if you don't have assets to protect, you just do work on invoice basis. File a schedule C when you do your taxes (turbotax etc, have that). Do report your income, and pay your taxes. It will be a hassle to find clients, but you can find them. Everybody has crappy computer systems that break. Establish trusted relationships with a few, and before you know it, by word of mouth, they will advertise for you. A word of warning: do not take on exploratory work. Do only what you have done in the past, successfully. It will be easier on everyone, and your reputation will be: gets the job done well and fast. Exploratory work should be considered part of your ongoing education. Any costs incurred there (books, computers, etc) can become a business cost and be deducted from your schedule C income.

    I am not a lawyer, a tax professional, etc. Check local laws. etc.

    --

    "Piter, too, is dead."

    1. Re:online resume by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      I am not sure cheap, fast, online diploma totally satisfies the "4-year diploma" qualification. I know it sure as hell doesn't at my company.

    2. Re:online resume by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Granted, it's a grey area. I would say, though, that cheap doesn't mean bad, and fast doesn't mean bad either. I went to Cal State Northridge, and Pierce college before that. It took me 12 years (working, family, etc) but the total cost was probably no more than $15,000. (Pierce is dirt-cheap, CSUN was 600-1200 per semester, and I did 12 semesters). $15K in some places pays for one semester!

      --

      "Piter, too, is dead."

    3. Re:online resume by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      Cheap doesn't necessarily mean bad. I fully expect the price of education to drop dramatically in the next decade. You can watch lectures from MIT and Standford online for free. The internet is making it possible for more people to learn from the efforts of fewer teachers, similar to how farmers feed more people nowadays, which has lead to cheaper food.

      I don't think educations will get much faster. They will get a little faster because of better teaching tools, but I don't think you can cram 4 years worth of information into much less than that any time soon. I guess you could cut out all general education requirements etc, but that technically is just learning less.

      I think it will also become harder for employers to evaluate people's qualifications. It used to be that they could just rate people based on the quality of the university they graduated from. Now you might have some kid that watched a bunch of MIT youtube videos for free that knows just as much. They can stick to their old plan of only hiring real MIT graduates, but they would potentially be missing out on some great talent with such a crude strategy.

  49. It is who you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked with some older guys who were largely self taught, at least at first. What they all seemed to have in common (beside's confidence) was that they knew the boss. So much of getting hired is who you know, not what you know. Get out there and network, talk to people in the business. If you have such an impressive collection of work in your past (and published papers) then there must be plenty of people you know in your chosen field. Leverage that into getting a job.

  50. Calling BS, Let's see what you've done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike many other disciplines, the computer industry allows individuals to create programs, frameworks, toolkits, technical documentation, etc. relatively easy. You don't need permission from some bureaucratic agency, certification from some professional group, or a 4-year degree to get started.

    The web makes it trivial to publish. Social networks (such as Slashdot) make it possible to gain wide recognition, and if your target audience finds your work interesting and useful, you will receive inquiries.

    You captured the attention of Slashdot, let's see your work. Is it good?

    1. Re:Calling BS, Let's see what you've done by tepples · · Score: 1

      Unlike many other disciplines, the computer industry allows individuals to create programs, frameworks, toolkits, technical documentation, etc. relatively easy. You don't need permission from some bureaucratic agency

      Unless, of course, you work in video games. Then you need permission from the console maker.

    2. Re:Calling BS, Let's see what you've done by Agent+ME · · Score: 1

      Indie games are a popular thing at least.

  51. I know how you feel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, too, am an older guy. No formal education, but plenty of accomplishments. I, too, cannot get past the screening process.

    I sincerely believe the issue is a lack of a degree coupled with "...he has xx years experience but no degree? There's something wrong here."

    The younger peeps may discover this situation when they get older. For their sake, I hope not. This sucks.

    1. Re:I know how you feel. by mini+me · · Score: 1

      At what age did you notice it staring to become a problem?

  52. Fake it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're really desperate, why not fake a generic degree from some remote and obscure overseas college? Chances are, it won't be checked. Once you've established yourself in the new job, do some brilliant work that makes it hard for them to dismiss you if the fraud is discovered. But only do this if you're about to have your home foreclosed.

    1. Re:Fake it by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      I recommend against that. Some companies do check, and then they can fire you for cause, and you can kiss severance and unemployment benefits goodbye.

      --

      "Piter, too, is dead."

  53. Re: i know lots of unqualified successful peps, bu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You dont need certs... I have dyslexia so i find formal qualifications hard (believe me I've tried), but still manage to do VERY well.

  54. Easy by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

    Lie

    1. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That can definitely get you an interview. It can also get you fired and sued.

    2. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lie

      Yep, tell them you're twelve.

    3. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fired? Yes and without any severance package. But sued? For what?

      I'm actually quite curious about what the consequences might be. I'm too honest for my own good so I couldn't even consider it but since some people get away with it, I'd be interested in knowing what the risk they take is. The only example I know of is one my friend told me about. One woman literally gets off the elevator on the wrong floor or flees into a random conference room when there's a chance that my friend who works at the same company gets within smalltalk distance of her. He told me that he had once started a casual conversation to find out if they have any mutual acquaintances at Oxford since he had heard that she had studied there too. In reality she hadn't and he could quickly conclude that from what she said and she could tell that he didn't buy her lies. Since he's on a higher level than she and at a different department and intent on leaving for another job soon, he won't bother exposing her lie but I get angst from the mere thought of going to work under the conditions she does every day - entirely due to her own fault.

  55. It has nothing to do with being an auto-didact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a young(er) auto-didact myself, who is deeply involved in the hiring process at my current company, I can say with a great deal of certainty that (in Silicon Valley at least) your degree matters almost not at all. It's usually the last thing anyone puts on their resume, as well as the last thing I read. I'm wayyy more interested in what you've been doing for the last few years of your career.

    Hiring is (again, in the Silicon Valley at least, for all of the companies I know of) meritocratous. This isn't because anyone cares about being fair; it's because we need to hire people who can get the job done, and there's just not enough of those people floating around that we can get picky about their alma matter and degree from years ago.

    So if you're not getting the job, blame it on the fact that your interviewer didn't like the answer you gave on when to comment, how much to unit test, or how many pounds of hair America generates. Or maybe blame it on the type of programming you do (here's a hint: learn Javascript!) *Maybe* blame it on your gray hair (although, just speaking for myself, I'm *looking* for programmers with experience; I keep finding young college guys instead). But don't blame it on your self-learning, because nobody cares how you know what you know, they just care what you know.

    1. Re:It has nothing to do with being an auto-didact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you missed the part where he's not getting interviewed in the first place.

  56. Gray hair? by magi · · Score: 1

    A pack of hair color costs something like $10 at your local store. One problem solved. (If someone has good tips for coloring beard, I'd like to know.)

    My guess is that if you want to apply to an organization that uses formal screening process, you're off worse. Networking is the word of the day and if you have a lot of previous work experience, you might already have a professional network. Use it, and sidestep the screening. If not, build your network. Participate in groups, attend conferences, etc. Be active, social, and ambitious, in the right way. Create your own projects, team up, work hard. Target smaller companies that may be more flexible about their hiring practices.

    Previous accomplishments are not necessarily a proof of anything, the problem is that everyone can boast about their accomplishments, so nobody pays attention to them if they don't know you, but school grades are official and considered "objective". So, your accomplishments only matter to people who know about them - mainly your network.

    Of course, you must be able to develop yourself to the tip of your field. You need to show that you have experience about the field - perhaps write a professional blog, or something, be social. Younger people often have more ambition than us older guys, and you have to rebuild that ambition in yourself, even though I know it can be hard. Be proactive, smart, and develop something bright.

    'nuf of pep talk. More booze, sleep.

    1. Re:Gray hair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(If someone has good tips for coloring beard, I'd like to know.)"

      Shave.
      You're welcome!

    2. Re:Gray hair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (If someone has good tips for coloring beard, I'd like to know.)

      Shave.

    3. Re:Gray hair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (If someone has good tips for coloring beard, I'd like to know.)

      Shave.

  57. No objections from me by cliffjumper222 · · Score: 1

    I've hired gray hairs, long hairs, dyed hair and no hairs as programming contractors. Age and experience are not so important to me for these mid-level programming gigs.I care about a few things though - are you up to date on not just coding, but contemporary development methodologies? Have you worked in an Agile team before? Do you have a niche skill that fits with my project (in my case often embedded programming, or Linux device drivers). I'm far more interested in what you've done in that last year before you came to me, so work experience is important. We *will* check if you can program and what approach you take to solving the type of problems we have via multiple interviews on the same day, so if you really can't program, then you will be found out. Also, we place a lot of weight on recommendations, so if you have worked with others on a team and they vouch for you, that will help a lot. Finally, if you are a jerk personality-wise, then we won't want you. Having been burnt more that once by hiring people with serious personality issues it's one of my top things I try to weed out at interview. Finally, a good agency might help you - they take a nasty cut, but push their employees.

  58. I don't have gray hair yet, but... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

    I am a software engineer who graduated with a CS degree in 2004. I have almost 9 years of experience. I think experience is essential. I know I am certainly a lot more productive now than I was after I graduated.

    I will say however that I see the rationale for hiring new grads over old gray haired guys with lots of experience especially if when they are self taught. I may have been inexperienced when I was first hired, but I was willing to take less pay and I was very easily molded. Not every new grad is intelligent, but that's what interviews are for. A lot of the older people with 30 or 40+ years of experience are pretty set in their ways. They don't like learning new technologies or methodologies. They tend to find ways to do things their own way regardless of what they are told to do.

    I am fairly sure that I am going to be like that when I get to be in my 50's and 60's. I can already feel myself being more stubborn about certain things. I feel fortunate that I had a good background on CS theory. I feel like if my mind becomes closed to new ideas I might be able to last for a while on a good foundation, not that I plan to let that happen. I don't know how hard it will be to learn/appreciate new technologies/ideas when I get older. I guess I will find out when I get there.

    I don't know how open you are to getting a formal education, but I can't recommend it enough. I have seen a lot of new grads who are pretty inept. I have seen lots of schools and teachers that do a pretty terrible job of teaching subject matter. But when you get the education just right, it can really work miracles to improve your understanding and productivity. I don;t know how old you need to get before it stops being worth it to get a good education, but I suspect it's older than people think. If you actually enjoy learning I would say you should definitely do it. What's the downside? I watch youtube videos of college lectures in my spare time. I find it extremely fascinating, and I am addicted to the sense of power that comes with knowledge.

    I don't think being self taught precludes you from getting a formal education. If you don't need a degree you don't even need to spend any money. You can witness all the same lectures as an MIT or Standford student online. I hope that when I am older, I can keep my sense of curiosity and my desire to learn.

    The best way to get a job is to be useful. I am not so great with resumes, and I am not a good salesman, but I do know what I am talking about, and I am confident in my abilities. I always do really well in interviews when I can manage to get them. I can't imagine trying to do the things I do if I had tried to teach myself everything.

  59. Sound advise... and at least you have hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're set on working for someone else and not your own business.... find a subject you like and study, study, study, certify. Not just paper cert, build it, break it, fix it over and over. Whatever "it" is. Be the expert in that nitch and prove it to whom ever you contact. Our own company has been crying for good database and project manager resources and hiring no matter the age. I've worked with talent from age 24-64

    1. Re:Sound advise... and at least you have hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and the 64 year old guy left recently with his certification for another company with a huge pay raise!

  60. Ask a large group with nothing in common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd ask a large group of people who think they know everything, but don't; and are not in the same position as me.

  61. Are you any good? by houbou · · Score: 2

    Are you good? how do you know? Have you self-taught yourself actual experience? Be somebody's apprentice and work on contracts for a bit, you need some experience to go with that knowledge.

  62. Non-traditional candidate by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    You are a non-traditional candidate. You don't fit neatly into the application fields. How do you show that you can benefit the company more than the other candidates?

    1) A fellow I know is an older non-traditional candidate. It took longer, but he got a job with a small company. Lesson: find a company with a less mechanical hiring process in which if you don't check box N, they won't submit your application to the hiring managers.

    2) Physical job fairs: HR or even hiring managers look at your resume and you here. Structure your resume so your most impressive attributes are at the top.

    3) Success in previous jobs seems like a good indicator of ability.

    Tune and retune that resume. Give it to friends - but you are the final arbiter. I've had people I know and like give me utterly moronic resume advice. If I hear a consistent theme though, I'll likely address that recurrent theme.

    Resume: Imagine you're on the other side of the desk and you've spent your days looking through stacks of resumes. Pretend that's your job - human resources. Their job and bonuses are based on how well they fill positions. So... why on earth would they want to take a chance on you? Have your resume answer that question. If an HR type provides bad candidates to the hiring manager, he'll get blowback.

    I've seen the non-traditional candidate succeed but it took longer.

    1. Re:Non-traditional candidate by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

      Also... in this field - software development - college is a big deal. Have a clear narrative about why you didn't get the degree. Broken home, supporting brothers and sisters, had to start work early? Joined the Army and immediately went into the work force after? Something compelling. Not a "college bored me so I dropped out."

      You need a credible and compelling narrative to address this question, IMHO.

      Also - very important - don't sell yourself short. If someone sees lots of accomplishments and prior work history and published papers, that will go far in making up for no college. Combine that with a credible and compelling narrative about why you didn't get a degree, and the company will likely think you can benefit them - you can solve problems and add value to the team.

  63. Three things... by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 1

    1) Someone else mentioned that SysAdmin is now spelled "Systems Engineer." This is absolute truth - I updated my resume and changed my current title from System Administrator to Systems Engineer, and immediately started getting on average 2-3 calls/emails per week. I think I also put "Sr." in front of it. If in doubt, the determining factor between Jr. and Sr. is "do you ask people questions, or do people ask questions of you?" If your peers are always coming to you for help/advice, you're a Sr. If you're always having to go ask for help from your peers, you're a Jr.

    2) Be willing to accept contract / contract-to-hire jobs. Even though I'm currently in a full-time position, it seems the contract / CTH gig is by far the easiest way in the door at a couple companies. And while the job market is fairly tight with a lot of applicants, there are a lot of people who have NO CLUE applying for (and getting) these jobs. If you really know your stuff and can prove yourself, you can go from contract to full-time pretty easily.

    3) Network. It's a buzz-word, I know, but get out, get to know people, do favors for people, etc. The more people you know, the easier it is to get in the door. It sucks, but it's the truth. Every job I've held, I've gotten because of people I know. I had one offer once that came as a result of a resume posted to Monster, which I ended up not taking (that one was Amazon), but the jobs I've actually held were due to references from people I knew.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:Three things... by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      If in doubt, the determining factor between Jr. and Sr. is "do you ask people questions, or do people ask questions of you?" If your peers are always coming to you for help/advice, you're a Sr. If you're always having to go ask for help from your peers, you're a Jr.

      So, what you're saying is that a "Senior" knows (or think they know) everything, while a "Junior" knows they don't know everything and but does know who to ask. Or, it could just be a personality thing. Some people will ask for "help" even if they are pretty sure they know the answer. Maybe they lack self-confidence or maybe they are just very careful.

      "Senior" and "Junior" have a lot more to do with how the management of your company sees you. If they expect other people to look to you for guidance, you're a "Senior", while if they expect you to look to someone for guidance, then "Junior" it is. Note that all bets are off if you've only been at a position for a short period of time, because at that point, even if you are the most skilled on the planet at whatever, you are still learning how your new employer does things.

    2. Re:Three things... by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say the Sr. knows (or thinks they know) everything, but that the things they don't know they can either figure out on their own (using appropriate references such as books, internet, etc.), or have to go way above their peers to figure out. As an example, the things I have questions about and can't figure out quickly, I usually have to escalate to T3 product support from the vendor - they're not things that can be found/fixed by simple web searches or a quick question of a peer. Once talking to T3, the cases sometimes go on for weeks, and in a couple cases have resulted in the vendor publishing hotfixes because I had uncovered a bug in the product.

  64. Headhunter's secrets by DeathGrippe · · Score: 4, Informative

    As a former headhunter, here is my best advice:

    1. Avoid headhunters. All they'll do is attach a commission handicap toward hiring you.

    2. Find out where there are places nearby where you'd like to work and are qualified.

    3. Prepare a killer resume that describes your accomplishments in the terms of the job you could do for those employers.

    4. Find out who the hiring managers are, and what positions, if any, are open.

    5. Have three copies of your resume available. Walk in the front door cold, and tell the person at the front desk your name and who you are there to see about the job.

    6. If the front desk person asks for a resume, give it to them.

    Generally, this will get you in front of the hiring authority. While you're talking with that person, aside from telling them all about the great things you can do, ASK FOR THE JOB! "This sounds great! I can start on Monday, would that be too soon?" etc.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:Headhunter's secrets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! That's the way to go!

    2. Re:Headhunter's secrets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good advice but I'd edit your #3. Your resume needs to show your VALUE by way of your previous accomplishments. Example:

      Imported Printed Circuit Boards.

      Becomes:

      Led the offshoring of PCB manufacturing which reduced production costs by 75%.

      Developed database training

      Becomes:

      Wrote and delivered training that allowed new developers to become productive on a complex database system 50% faster, allowing the team to make its critical path schedule.

      Bonus points if you can attach actual $ (saved $15,000; resulted in a revenue increase of $300,000).

      What a lot of us don't get is that in business the money talks, especially now.

  65. Fuck the degrees!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm also a self taught programmer and ive been working as a developer for 5 or 6 years, though i'm not old and this was my first job (we'll not the actual).

    Some suggestions from my own limited experience:

    **Lie!!** Find out what they need, add it to your CV and then study it for the exams and interviews. This is a great way to learn new things.

    Find out what's the latest hipe, say you know it, and then learn it. (some fancy library or framework)

    Freelance experience, cite your freelance works as previous experience, Bob Software (2010-1012)

    But dunno maybe it's just that in argentina there's more demand for coders, maybe reasearch which language is the most wanted.

    Nothing is more useless than what you learn in college, how many of you ever had to write a bubble sort for a real app? seriously.

  66. If these people are the only people nearby by tepples · · Score: 1

    Not everybody is in a position to move hundreds of miles for a job for one reason or another, and someone may be stuck in an area where all gatekeepers are incompetent.

  67. I feel your pain... by d0n0v6n · · Score: 2

    I was in the exact same position a few years ago. I was 37, balding, and going grey fast with 3 years of a computer science degree from the early 90s. I know what I did was rare, and it sure as hell wasn't easy, but I went back and got a degree in finance. It wasn't my original intent, but it's where I ended up. I was hired by a tier 1 mobile carrier as a project manager in January, and I graduated this May Cum Laude. The reason I was hired was my 20 years of experience in IT. The degree got me in the door. Give yourself some credit. Being old(er) is a good thing when it compares to a lot of kids coming out today. I know...easier said than done.

  68. Shave your head! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shave your head, problem solved?

  69. Write code! by Effugas · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seriously. Write some code, publish it on Github. Spin up a single serving web page, does one interesting thing as soon as you arrive. Remember, everyone else with resumes could be pretending, you're actually doing stuff.

    For work experience, sign up on freelancing sites like odesk. Take jobs just to do them. Nobody knows how old you are, there. Even if all you can do is sysadmin -- well, admin some cloud services!

    1. Re:Write code! by superwiz · · Score: 0, Troll

      Seriously. Write some code, publish it on Github.

      No, don't do that. Never give away free code. That's for the suckers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. oss goodness.. blah blah blah. I read enough oss code to know that most of it is crap which worked for 20 minutes under exact configuration which was relevant during those 20 minutes. And if an idea is original enough to be timeless it's worth a lot more than free self-promotion. I would NEVER under any circumstances hire anyone whose oss code I read. Not that they are necessarily terrible, but why take the chance? I saw their code. It sucks.

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      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    2. Re:Write code! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be a troll :) There's plenty of high quality engineers in open source. Most of the seasoned apache developers are heavily recruited. As an open source developer, I know from first hand experience matters to me is what the person can actually produce. There's tons of crap OSS stuff, but there's also high quality stuff too. It's also true of closed source. The only difference is, with open source I can look at what the person produced, what bugs they fixed and how they responded to bug reports. To me, that is valuable insight.

    3. Re:Write code! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      include yourself in that oss list

    4. Re:Write code! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. Better to hire people who are too embarrassed to post their code online because it sucks...
      They haven't posted it, so you haven't read it, so you can hire them.
      Smart.

    5. Re:Write code! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When an artist does this, it is called a portfolio.
      He needs programming samples to prove he is a good programmer.

    6. Re:Write code! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      publishing code, etc ONLY works if you get past the initial screening process and actually have someone bother
      look at you and what you did.
      i personally experienced, after being downsized, the near impossibility of getting past initial screening due to
      my age. until i removed age/birthdate references from my resume and applications, etc.

    7. Re:Write code! by superwiz · · Score: 1

      An artist retains copyrights to his art. And art doesn't lose relevance after 5 years. Less than .01% of oss code which hasn't seen updates in 5 years will work as intended. I am exaggerating, perhaps, but I have yet to see old code which can be made to work without modifying the actual code. As the code loses relevance, you begin to look like an incompetent for putting those 2 lines of code out there.

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      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    8. Re:Write code! by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Valuing your own work is not an expression of embarrassment. It's the opposite -- it's an expression of high self-esteem.

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      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    9. Re:Write code! by superwiz · · Score: 1

      You make the classical mistake of introducing absolute numbers into the discussion in which only relative numbers matter. The guy in question was trying to increase his chances of hiring. What percentage of oss code is good is the question -- not how many oss developers are good. If you are drawing from a pool which has a very small percentage of good people (regardless of how exceptionally good they are), you have a lesser chance of success than if you are drawing from a pool in which a large percentage has demonstrated a minimum level of competence. Anecdotal stories (eg, "my cousin's daughters has no problems... blah, blah, blah") don't matter in this type of discussion. The only thing that matters is the percentage of good developers to bad developers in one pool of developers vs another pool of developers. Remember, the guy didn't ask how to learn to code. He asked how to improve his chances of getting hired. Advising him to try to become one of the best of oss coders is like advising him to win a lottery. It's irresponsible.

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      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
  70. So you've been unemployed for how long? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    All prospective employers seem to see is a gray-haired old guy with no formal degrees.

    Or maybe your curriculum vitae isn't is impressive as you think it is.

  71. Leave education a non-issue; focus on achievements by PaperGeek · · Score: 1

    At least in the US, I've found that only a small minority of companies consider education a real requirement. Most listings require "Bachelor's / Master's degree or equivalent experience." I'm over 50 and still on an active technical track. My education is a GED. I don't have trouble getting in the door. My resume doesn't mention education; if an application asks for it I tell them. If I think it might be an issue because the listing says "degree required" and doesn't mention "or equivalent experience" I'll raise it up front and just ask if my thirty years of professional experience (I only keep the last 15 or so on my resume usually) counts for more than whether / if I have a degree. The companies that do consider education a requirement for someone with impressive accomplishments and skills are probably not places you'd want to work for. Headhunters and corporate recruiters can't do much more than match keywords usually, so if your skill set is up to date and you can leverage your experience by being a really good generalist I think it goes a long way. Europe and Asia are a different ballgame altogether, but in the US experience still counts for far more than anything else, especially in technology. Just look for the companies that want people who can do things and show them that's who you are...

  72. Lie by superwiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lie, lie, lie. No one checks references. And even if you 1 out of 10 do check, you'll end up getting rejected because they checked only from that one place.

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    Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    1. Re:Lie by Medievalist · · Score: 1

      Lie, lie, lie. No one checks references. And even if you 1 out of 10 do check, you'll end up getting rejected because they checked only from that one place.

      I check every reference. It's a pass/fail test of your social intelligence: are you clueless enough to list a reference who will not give you a glowing referral? If so, you aren't smart enough for any tech job I've got available.

  73. Keep looking for good hiring policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in almost exactly the same position as you. A self-taught 20 year veteran of the software industry with no formal training and no degree. I currently work at Amazon.com and was hired on despite no professional experience in the language in which I'd primarily be developing as an SDE II. This is because Amazon's hiring policies focus on skills, not resume buzzwords or certifications or degrees.

    The great thing is that recruiters know this and if you have Amazon on your profile on Linkedin or Stack Overflow, you don't have a problem getting a foot in the door.

  74. "Bachelor's degree or equivalent experience" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A great number of the job openings where I work only require "Bachelor's degree in CS/Comp.E or equivalent experience", i.e. a degree is not actually required. Is this not common in the industry?

  75. your own business - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps starting your own business is the route. Yes its hard, but other businesses many times see the business not the person in the business. And it may be better because you are older so you have a more refined point.

    ()-()

  76. CONTACTS! I second that. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am in much the same boat. My branch of the industry went from garage shops to IPOs to conglomerates. The hiring process went from people-in-the-know to armies-of-PHBs-working by the book. The number of potential employers went from hundreds to a handful. The workforce went from top-notch locals to armies of adequate, semi-adequate, or inadequate H1Bs.

    I had been a pioneer and well recognized by other actual techies - even those that had gone on into management or entrepreneurship. But after catching a layoff when the conglomerate deemphasized its new acquisition's function, I went from highly-paid pan-expert to 17 months unemployed due to the same HR-is-a-brick-wall for non-commodity heads effect.

    I finally ended up contracting at a long-running garage shop in a niche market, a position found through a contact who had just watched them have a project almost fail for lack of a person with my particular skill set.

    Meanwhile I'm finishing the degree via "distance learning" through an accredited institution. By the time the contract runs out I hope to have that checkbox checked. (College is a LOT easier when you don't have the draft board trying to send you to Vietnam and you can do the classes online when you're free and alert, rather than at 8 AM when you're a night person.)

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    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  77. Look at small businesses by dinther · · Score: 1

    I hire staff on contract once in a while. As a small business I can not afford to stuff up the hire. So I make sure I get to know the applicant and there is no way I leave that in the hands of some "Expert"

    Large cooperates are like government. Riddled by policy and ass covering. go for small businesses where you get to talk to the owner and sell yourself.

  78. Know people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I know somebody good, I can easily get them past the screening and into interviews (but there you're on your own). Once you have the connections, you can let your skills shine.

  79. Portfolio... Example! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Get a portfolio together. Make some startup apps/concepts. Even if htey don't sell if you can point to your creation and go "this was me" it helps tremendously.

    Ask for a programming exercise in the interview. Id hire you if you knew what you were doing.

    I work with a 62 year old sw engineer that just got into MVC , jquery and etc last year. He also does bodybuilding 5 days a week. Dont give up

  80. How it worked for me by MonkeyPaw · · Score: 1

    On my CV I simply put all the things I know, past work experience, and relevant information. I cram it into two pages. I supply no education experience on the CV.

    When I get calls, and they ask about education, I simply say (jokingly) "If I HAD gone to university for computer sciences after high school, none of what I learned then would be any use now. I've thought about going back to school to get a degree to prove I can work the job, but I've been too busy actually working the job to spare the time."

    Most of the places I'd like to work understand this and I get passed on to the director of the department.

    There was only one time where I felt the lack of formal education lost me the job, but in that particular case, I didn't care. After meeting the staff during the interview, I was hoping they wouldn't call me.

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    My studio - www.graylands.ca
  81. Why are you applying through normal channels? by aXis100 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you're grey haired, experienced and accomplished, you should also have a friendly network of ex-colleagues and customers who will help you get a job.

    Your first job or two you should apply for though normal channels. After you've made some friends in the industry, every other job you should either be getting shortlisted though mates referrals, or headhunted - it's that easy. Employers are screaming out for good employees and the internal referals count heavily compared to unknown randoms.

    1. Re:Why are you applying through normal channels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can say that this is true. My first job I applied and got interviewed for, after that never again and I have changed my job multiple times. Nobody has ever asked for my education. I admit that my hair is not yet that gray, but I'm definitely well out of school by now.

  82. never lie in an interview or resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    If you lie in an interview, you know you are working for a fool who hires liars. Who knows who lied even more than you to work there?
    You won't find out until there' s real work to be done well and nobody has any idea how to do it.

    1. Re:never lie in an interview or resume by superwiz · · Score: 1

      As long as he is not a fool who keeps people around after finding out that they can't do the work. The fool is doing something right to keep the business afloat, you might learn from him. Or you might not. No one can stop the guy from looking further, but he will get a job which is what the objective of this exercise was.

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      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
  83. Here is how I did it by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    Find a large tech company that hires contractors. Get hired as a contractor. Work your ass off and show them you know more than any of the youngsters. Get them to convert you to full time real employee.

    Worked for me. Now I get to play with cool toys from the future.

    --
    "Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
  84. Old gray guy job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Young punks with impressive degrees thar can't wipe their own butt!

    You just described the hiring practices at DHS!

  85. Market thyself! by JimtownKelly · · Score: 1

    Reframe your "Sales Collateral", aka resume, social network presence, blogs, etc. to demonstrate you can solve THEIR problems. Use your grey hair for leverage, rather than be discouraged by it.

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    -- Jimtown Kelly
  86. Target the company by dog77 · · Score: 1

    Often a company is looking for some specific skills or experience and this is often described in the job listing or can be inferred from the product or services the company provides.

    If the job listing mentions Linux, you better have lots of stuff on your resume about Linux. If the company makes network products you better have lots of stuff indicating networking knowledge.

    When you come into the interview you should review these topics, if you need to learn a new programming language or subject matter, do it, and even it was obvious you just learned it for the job it would reflect very well that you have the aptitude to learn the skills you need to contribute.

    Assuming you actually have an interest in what the company does, demonstrate that, learn about their products before you come into the interview. Demonstrate your curiosity by asking questions about things you don't understand about the products.

  87. Resume bug or "overqualified" by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    Traditional hiring processes seem to revolve around.. not one's track record and accomplishments.

    I'm surprised. First guess is that you've misdiagnosed it being about formal education.

    You might have something horribly wrong on the resume. Maybe have a friend look at it and figure out why no one should ever hire that awful person. Then remove the part about how you made the Nazi Party's website 100x faster, or whatever it is. ;-)

    Other idea is that people are seeing it and thinking "this guy wants a real job, not our job; there's no way we can afford him." You have to address that in the cover letter, hopefully without throwing away too much money. Think about whom you're approaching. They shouldn't all necessarily get the same spiel.

    Good luck, buddy.

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  88. Grasshopper by b4upoo · · Score: 2

    You have not captured the Zen of the situation. Your fate is to hire and not to be hired. Simply come out with a brilliant and easy to implement plan and get others to do the work. Walking without leaving a trace on the rice paper is not required.

  89. From one self taught old guy to another... by 3seas · · Score: 3, Funny

    I had to teach myself cause I couldn't find a course on being and old guy.

    1. Re:From one self taught old guy to another... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to teach myself cause I couldn't find a course on being and old guy.

      15 Years plus not one qualification 61 yrs old this year I had no problems getting business my first venture into anything to do with computers was back in 1984/5 my advice work for yourself.

  90. Forget commoditized by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    they don't send H1-B applicant's home after their visas expire. So while there's only suppose to be about 60,000 here there's more like 3 times that. And they want to bump the minimum to 300,000. Try to imagine close to 1 million new tech workers hitting the job market in 3 years...

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    1. Re:Forget commoditized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Brother, you just gave me the chills. I'm a 16-year industry vet in the Seattle area who can't find a decent job that lasts longer than a year: And this is after leaving a 7-year FTE position at MS because I didn't want to go to India to train the replacements for my direct reports who were going to be laid off.

      Looking at the names on the doors at ALL the big companies will tell you exactly which way the wind is blowing. Tragic.

    2. Re:Forget commoditized by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      they don't send H1-B applicant's home after their visas expire. So while there's only suppose to be about 60,000 here there's more like 3 times that. And they want to bump the minimum to 300,000. Try to imagine close to 1 million new tech workers hitting the job market in 3 years...

      And everyone seems to forget the two wars the U.S. has been in and the veterans coming home and needing jobs. Talk about flooded job markets! It's hard to switch jobs right now, but looking.

    3. Re:Forget commoditized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately those 1 million tech workers would cease to exist if we don't let them in.

      Instead of, you know, continuing to exist and have tech skills while living in another country.

      What do you think drives down wages more, an Indian programmer living down the road from you who earns $70,000/year, or that same Indian programmer sourcing himself to the same US employer while living in India but earning $10,000/year?

    4. Re:Forget commoditized by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      they don't send H1-B applicant's home after their visas expire.

      They don't send their what home?

      Also, [citation needed].

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  91. Me too by javamann · · Score: 2

    Having worked my way up from a Wafer Probe Operator (Semiconductor Industry) to just under a Staff Scientist without a degree I can agree it is getting harder these days. For the most part, as a programmer, not having a degree hasn't held me back too much but there are certain cultures where if you don't have your piece of paper they won't even talk to you. When I was first promoted to be an Engineer my boss said "We all have 98.6 degrees, show me what you can do". I wonder what use a degree I would have received in 1979 would be today. Other than a check on a form.

  92. I call horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Education is about proving you can put up with the bullshit AND do what is necessary. You have proven none of these.

    If you simply had a quality piece of OSS on the internets you wouldn't be here. But you don't, because you can't.

    Yes the grass is greener, but you are unworthy.

  93. As a developer who screens and interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I understand your frustration, but I also understand why you're getting stonewalled. I'm also getting into the grey-haired part of life myself, so I am somewhat sympathetic, too.

    That being said, here are some blunt observations:
    1. The problem with autodidactism is that it is always self-proclaimed (read: subjective). The person screening you is, to some degree, accountable for whether or not you end up sucking. So part of your challenge is that these hiring managers are just playing the C.Y.A. game, and without a degree to "prove" you're educated the ONLY thing you can bring to the table is what's listed on your resume. Which brings me to #2...
    2. In my opinion (and first-hand experience), the resume has long since ceased to be reliable as a measure of a person's accomplishments. These days, the overwhelming majority of candidates I interview cannot *possibly* have accomplished what they allege on their resumes - it's frustratingly obvious within minutes of beginning the interview. The unfortunate reality is that accomplishments listed on resumes are seldom the whole truth (e.g. there's an obviously huge - and unethical - difference between the resume CLAIM "Designed and developed the fixed-priority pre-emptive task scheduling subsystem for an embedded microprocessor" and the REALITY "Well, um... I was responsible for running the automated script that tested the algorithm the developers wrote. What? No, I didn't actually write the script itself, either. But I was on the team, I swear!" Great, thanks for wasting my time.)
    3. Because of #1 and #2, the proving ground can only be the actual interview itself. Heck, even with references, many companies "forbid" current employees from doing anything other than confirming whether or not the candidate was employed during the stated timeframe.

    But you're stuck between a rock and a hard place because the only way to *get* to the interview, as you've noticed, is to get past the hiring manager and screeners. And, well... they're gonna play C.Y.A. and immediately filter out candidates who don't have the formal education AND the impressive resume.

    So what to do? Well, I gave you some blunt observations, now here's some blunt advice:
    1. Get some formal education. (read: "Learn to play the game.")

    Seriously. I don't mean you need to enroll in a 4-year university and live the dorm life :) All this time you've spent autodidacting, and yet you never put 2+2 together and realized that the lack of SOMETHING formal could be a long-term detriment?

    Some people will argue that a degree is "just a piece of paper." Well, so is a resume. But the degree can be verified, and demonstrates that (a) you are able to make and meet a commitment, and (b) that what you know is at least somewhat predictable/reliable (i.e. you followed a curriculum, which was reviewed by an education board, approved, accredited instructors were hired, etc.). THAT is the value of a degree. The resume of an autodidact, however impressive, doesn't have that value. (But just to be clear: no, a degree itself doesn't mean you don't suck. See #3 above.)

    Other people will argue the (rising) cost of education. Bullsh!t. I've taken numerous college and university courses over the span of a 15-year career, and NOT ONCE did I pay for it myself. Did you ever check your former employers' continuing education reimbursement policies? And even if I'd had to pay for my coursework out of pocket, there are plenty of financial aid packages and scholarship opportunities available to those who have the motivation to look.

    IMO the hard truth is this: not having ANY formal education whatsoever is a choice that you make, a chance that you take. Sometimes it works out, often it doesn't. Want to make your hassles non-existent? Then go get a certificate, or an associate degree, or SOMETHING. That'll get you past the hiring managers and screeners, and then you'll have your chance to impress the interviewers.

    If you're looking for a quick fix, though

    1. Re:As a developer who screens and interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to the "and yet you never put 2+2 together and realized that the lack of SOMETHING formal could be a long-term detriment?" I am not the original poster but I can see your point here. As if it were just a lack of intelligence etc. to NOT realize the importance of education. I would say it is a combination of raising the children (children copy their parents), lack of support for education from the parents and practical issues (lack of money). All of these can be conquered when you truly trust in the power of education (as if it were a religion), bringing fullfillment and money in the long term.

      I'm a HS dropout who had a violent father from a low working class. If I told people what I experienced I would be in the newspapers. Not all cases go public. My father had money, computers, but I had low self-esteem. I never though I could have some skills in IT but I studied university coursebooks on my own and did exercises in multiple languages. I helped my friends in university in their studies and some professors. I was interested about those subjects but I never thought I was worth any success.

      I am currently in HS and in the future I will have a degree from a totally different field. Then I won't have to explain anymore because I won't explained what happened to me when I was a child/teenager, not even in Slashot as an anonymous coward. And I also won't "network" as I think skills should matter, not relations.

  94. How to win friends and influence people by peterba · · Score: 3, Informative

    Read "How to win friends and influence people". The book is older than you and has been studied by many great men. This is a "manual" on human interaction, something us "geeks" can use, to present ourselves in the best light. Are you applying for suitable "high level" jobs? If you are a certified "grey beard", but are applying for entry level positions, then forget it. By definition you are the wrong person. You need to put yourself in the position of the hiring manager and see how your 6-digit salary will actually save them money. Second, most of my auto-didactic friends are consultants who have found a niche: cobol, mainframes, pdp-11/vax, as-400, etc. All based on resume, reputation (i.e. recommendations), and word-of-mouth. Old computing niches aren't sexy, but they are desperately needed and pay the bills. Once you get your first gig, if you present yourself well (see book above), then others follow. I don't know your niche ... but there are hundreds of business out there that are willing to pay thousands of dollars for you to fix their problem.

  95. Get Certifications by raist21 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this will get blasted...but it's true.
    Yes there are some companies out there who don't care about certs, but in order to get past most HR departments, you need something.
    Certs will do it.
    Especially, Cisco, Red Hat and security focused certs.
    After that, the technical interview is all on you.

  96. two options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Your own business. (I'm doing this)
    2. Get yourself a rep on the internet. Do something for an open source project for example. Option 1 can be supported by this as well

  97. Targeted Resume and Cover Letter FTW by _Neurotic · · Score: 1

    You probably need to take a serious look at your resume. Even as an 'old guy' with plenty of great experience you need to have a two page resume. Update to a modern template and spend some time honing the message to target the job you want. Hiring managers understand that you have more under your belt than could fit on your resume so don't sweat what you can't fit.

    Focus on results. Use the space wisely. Don't get disappointed when you don't get an interview for a job that emphatically states the need for a degree. If their culture does not allow for someone in your shoes you probably wouldn't be happy there anyway. There are senior level technical jobs that will accept experience in lieu of a degree. Look for them.

    Also, don't be afraid of selling yourself. Don't lie, never lie. But do use compelling language to indicate that you get the job done right and under budget.

    Finally, create a cover letter specifically for every application, especially if the jobs sounds like one you really want. Forget about the resume in the cover letter. Use 2-3 paragraphs to call attention to the specific experience and results that apply directly to the job. Come off as confident but not cocky. Remember, you are the experienced professional.

  98. HR may have their hands tied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may or may not be happening to you, but you may be a victim of equal employment opportunity (EEO) issues.

    If a hiring manager directs HR that a certain credential (e.g., a college degree) is "required" then HR will use that as a filter on the proverbial pile of resumes they have sitting on their desk. Regardless of how good you are, if HR lets the hiring manager see your resume and doesn't also let the hiring manager see the resumes of all the other applicants who don't have a college degree then HR can be exposed to an EEO lawsuit.

    The scenario goes like this:

    You are applying for an IT job at a company that also employs skilled labor (e.g., mechanics, machinists, etc.). Mike the mechanic is an internal candidate that applies for the same job because he figures that sitting in front of a computer all day isn't "real work" and must be easy. The job requires a college degree, but HR sees that you're a self taught IT guy and goes ahead and passes along your resume to the hiring manager. HR passes on Mike's resume because he probably doesn't know anything about computers and smells like motor oil.

    You get hired and Mike catches wind that his resume never even reached the hiring manager's desk. Mike lawyers up and sues the bejebus out of the company because he wasn't given the same opportunity to demonstrate his skills.

  99. Screw recruiting -- network! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Networking.

    My company is hiring like mad... we have target numbers that are unattainable by our recruiting department, and nonetheless, they reject candidates such as yourself, despite technical staff's desperate desire to speak to you.

    In our case -- and I imagine, most cases -- the way through them is around them. Network, and make contact with someone on the inside. Then let us ram you down recruiting's throats. It works if we care enough -- and if we think you're someone we want to work with, we care enough.

    We're out there, at user's group meetings, hack nights, you name it. Seek us out. Screw recruiting.

  100. Have a terrific personal project by LightStruk · · Score: 1

    As someone who sits in a lot of interviews and makes hiring recommendations, I find polished, personal side projects very compelling. If you have a recent tech project that you started on your own, for your own benefit or amusement, that demonstrates multiple technical proficiencies, then I start paying closer attention. When it's just your project, I know that you aren't trying to take credit for someone else's work, and anything cool or impressive in the project proves your initiative and value.

  101. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why in Hell are we being subjected to yet another "How do I get a job" post? Forget your age. Forget whether you're self-taught or not. Skip Slashdot, learn how to write a resume, learn how to efficiently search for jobs, learn how to interview, learn how to handle rejection, and land a stinking job. Not the perfect job? Repeat the previous actions after having taken a less-than-ideal, but sufficiently-paying, job.

    1. Re:Seriously? by crutchy · · Score: 1

      slashdot has one thing going for it... full of egos desperate to prove something, which means that there is plenty of qualified intellect spewing advice that would otherwise cost thousands

      what brings it down... the good advice is mixed up with a huge load of shit that makes finding the good advice almost a pointless exercise... almost

  102. Why don't you just get a degree? by bi$hop · · Score: 1

    No, really. Be honest with yourself about why you don't have a degree. An impressive degree is an accomplishment that takes hard work, commitment, and time. Don't let your pride fool you into thinking you have nothing to learn. Don't let your wallet fool you into thinking you can't afford it. And most of all, don't let your lack of a degree be an excuse.

  103. Two words...Linked In by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    Get your resume together and create a LinkedIn account. Post the relevant details and start sending out connection invitations to the people you know in the industry. Emphasize your skills over education. Trust me, you'll have 100 connections in no time. Then the recruiters will start to find you. They troll through LinkedIn all the time looking for keyword skill matches. Sure, some of them are bottom feeders but others can help you.

    Short answer is to use your networking skills. Having a degree is great for getting your foot in the door but eventually you've got to be able to get shit done. When you get shit done, people notice. When people notice, you begin to build a reputation. Once you build a reputation, you don't call them...they call you.

    Equally important are your interviewing skills. Managers are typically "Type A" personalities and are drawn to people like them. If you're not a Type A then learn how to pretend you are one in a interview. Don't be afraid to toot your own horn. Be confident and impress them with your skills. You don't have to kiss anyone's ass but leave them with the impression that you're a cool guy and someone they would want to work with. It goes a long way.

  104. Headhunters still work by Horshu · · Score: 1

    The easiest way is to have someone you've worked with put in a word for you, but seriously, use a job site. I haven't touched Dice in 5 years, and I *still* get emails from recruiters via that site every damn week (I can't even figure out how to pull my resume from it). HOWEVER, make damn sure you can ace the tech screen and interview. Nothing is more pathetic than a middle-aged developer who doesn't know squat in a face-to-face; and for God's sake show enthusiasm and confidence. If that means going on a ton of failed interviews to get practice (and see what kind of questions you'll get - and they tend to get repetitive after a while), do it.

  105. Give them what they want. by ThePurpleBuffalo · · Score: 1

    You have hit the nail on the head. They are looking for someone with a degree or some other qualification. Go back to school, get a degree. This will get you past 98% of the useless HR filtering.

    I recently gained some insight into the hiring practices where I work. They scan resumes for key words. "Ohhh.. no BSc... DELETED!"

    You would be amazed at the number of candidates I have to sift through with degrees from unaccredited universities and colleges simply because HR saw those three magic letters that met the criteria to be forwarded to the next stage of the process.

    If you think for a second that this is going to get better, you're dead wrong. Look at LinkedIn[1]. You can specify what level of education your ads are targeted for. Only want post-grads to see an advertisement on Facebook? Easy.

    If you want to play this game, you need to work within their rules or find weaknesses in their rules (such as unaccredited universities). (Incidentally, this is now something that I check for - have I at least *heard* of their university?)

    If you really have a wealth of experience, it will be trivial for you to challenge a bunch of courses at your local university. Screw paying full tuition. Show up, pay a quarter of the cost, write the exams, get the grade, eventually get the degree. This can be done part time so that you can keep whatever job you currently have.

    If you start taking classes as a mature student, you will understand classroom politics and processes *FAR* better than someone who arrived fresh out of high school. Do what I did when I went back after a decade for my masters. Sit in the front row. Ask questions. Shape the class to YOUR needs - hell, you're the one paying for it, not mom and dad. Get your money's worth.

    In the end this is your career and your education. You might find some insight on the Internet, but it's generally a horrible place to go for advice. Nobody online will ever care about your circumstances as much as you do. Put a plan together. Ask for feedback from your peers and mentors. Make a decision. Act on it.

    Good luck.

    [1] http://www.linkedin.com/company/linkedin/linkedin-talent-finder-3437/product

  106. Professional societies by nbauman · · Score: 2

    I've found that professional societies are very useful for making contacts, bypassing HR.

    I went to my local Linux UG a few times and they were always trading jobs.

    The professional society depends on your skill set. You go there and start talking tech.

    One of the broadest organizations would be IEEE. What's another one?

    I don't know. Maybe other people have different experiences.

    Have other people used professional societies to network and get jobs?

  107. Try the Fast Food Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fast food industry is pretty good for uneducated geezers who can hardly be considered technically proficient, such as yourself. Let me guess, you list FORTRAN and COBOL as your only programming languages and expect to be taken seriously as a programmer or something?

    1. Re:Try the Fast Food Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should forget about programming and apply for jobs in the porn industry. They're always looking for old farts to fuck drugged up teens.

  108. Some companies don't care by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

    I have a fantastic job at a Silicon Valley company; never finished college. And we're hiring like mad. Feel free to send me a resume (I'm a hiring manager, but I also know all the other hiring managers :) ).

  109. Lie? by Pirulo · · Score: 1

    Why not lie about a degree? Seems that everybody and their mama lies about everything, including the President and the Congress. If your are better than a degree holder, then you should have no remorse and think of it as a favor to the HR person that will grant your interview.

  110. Places Needing Stable IT Staff by seawall · · Score: 2

    Emphasize stability if you can, this can make age a plus. Not that age
    guarantees stability or youth means not responsible but you are more
    likely to be considered in a place looking for stability.

    County government,especially smaller counties. They typically run on shoestrings but they
    can really appreciate someone who can keep systems running well. Likewise midsize
    towns and cities.

    If you have some oddball skills, that can be a plus. In fact if you know INGRES, are willing
    to live in Seattle and are stable: Drop me a line!

    Medical computing often wants someone a little older. Banking will often hire someone older.

      Midsized organizations 100-500 can be an especially rich vein, places that have been around
      awhile so gray hair isn't unusual and small enough not to automate the initial job search. They
      also often have enough work to keep a small team busy.

      Surprisingly, these can be research departments at
      Universities (yes, they sometimes happily hire people without degrees. Who
      better knows a degrees worth for day to day computing? Arguing with the person
      with an MS who wants to convert everything to Python is not fun.).

    I think it a fair bet there are security companies watching the news
    that are going to be more accepting of someone older than they were
    a month ago.

    1. Re:Places Needing Stable IT Staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a comment: In today's economy companies can hire those with skills accurately matching the project's needs. The people will be laid off after the project is finished (2 to max 6 months).

      That's about it for "stability".

    2. Re:Places Needing Stable IT Staff by seawall · · Score: 1

        I get your point but:

        In todays economy there are still a few pockets of stability and they tend to be in the
        places I put in this list. Not all positions, but some. E.g. We do hire some temps but they know they
        are temps and are about 5% of the workforce. I obviously don't work for Microsoft.

        These are places where they need (and more importantly: know they need) some working memory
        of how the place is runs. They are places where it is a big hairy deal to hire or fire certain positions.
        They are of a size that it is not unusual for exactly ONE person to know how to do a critical task.
        Even if cross trained, there is usually one (or maybe two) people who are really good at that critical
        task so you better have responsible people who would like to stay awhile.

        I am a sysadmin, I've been here for a decade, my most junior co-sysadmin has been here for years.
        No degree by the way, just a massive list of accomplishment. Me, I have a degree in a related field
        and fewer accomplishments.

        Even our web people have been here for years. That said, we all sometimes find ourselves working
        outside our original job descriptions from time to time. Money is tight but they want us to stay as long as
        we are doing a job that needs (or will soon need) doing.

        My particular organization has been through many expansions and contractions in the last century
        but makes extraordinary efforts to keep sharp people. My part is to stay sharp and grow. We have
        let go sharp people in the recent contraction, but we try to avoid it.

        In 2013 this is an exceptionally good situation to be in I know but these situations exist and are
        worth looking for.

  111. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your foot out of the doors of others and beat your own path. Wake up call, create a business instead of running or improving or operating those of others.

  112. Certifications by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

    I'd suggest getting one of the bigger certifications, like a CCNA. My CCNA is lapsed, and has been for a decade now, but I put "former CCNA" on my resume, and it seems to trigger whatever resume-scanning apps the larger corporations are using. I've done IT for some small shops, where it was a matter of knowing someone who knew someone, and some larger shops, where it's a matter of the software triggering on "CCNA" and handing it off to a live person. And once the recruiter comes calling with phone and in-person interview opportunities, it's what you know, not how formal a setting you learned it in.

  113. Hiring here! by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2

    Dear smart, grumpy engineers of Slashdot who live elsewhere in the US: here in Silicon Valley it's hard to hire good people.

    I am very much trying to hire excellent engineers with experience in search infrastructure/Lucene, recommendation systems, as well as great mobile app developers with experience developing top-tier iOS or Android apps. I will pay well for good talent, offer fair benefits and excellent option package in an early stage startup founded by a guy who has built several successful businesses, including a multi-hundred million dollar company backed by top tier venture firms.

    If you can prove to me that you are smart and capable and have relevant experience, I don't care if you have a degree from a top college or not (a degree will affect my baseline expectations, but if you seem smart and competent, I'll give you the opportunity for a phone call to show me how good you are).

    If you are a Slashdot regular, that is worth bonus points too (the fewer digits in your UID, the better).

    Seriously. If you meet any of the parameters above and think you are a great programmer and would like to come out to the Palo Alto area and work with other top tier people building a product that pushes boundaries in the social space and helps people get more out of their mobile devices, send a resume and cover letter to resumes@delvv.com.

    1. Re:Hiring here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is when you go from "I want to hire a good engineer!" to "I want to hire a good engineer who has prior experience in X, Y, Z, and a bunch of other things."

      If you can't find good people with the specialized skills you need, hire people with good overall experience and they'll learn as they go.

    2. Re:Hiring here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that there is work in Silicon Valley, but at my most desperate hour, I moved there and was ready to take anything to support the family.

      I might as well have stayed in Sonoma County. Sure it was easier to get your hands on a copy of the Jan Jose Mercury News, but being there didn't make a difference for me.

      Plenty of experience and breadth hasn't gotten me past the HR wienies. Too many Chinese HR people shooing in their countrymen.

      I feel like a typesetter when the linotype machine arrived.

  114. Trust by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Without some form of visible results people have nothing to trust but your word, while formal qualifications are there to state that you have somebody else's word to vouch for you. That means without formal qualifications you have to find another way to inspire trust.
    That may mean working for people that trust you for other reasons or working for charity so that other people will see that you can do what you say you can and will give you a reference. Another is to start your own thing, get people to notice it, and build up a reputation.

  115. good idea by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    That way our species will self-select the thoughtless!

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    You better watch out, there may be dogs about . . .
  116. Come to Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Have you considered applying to Google? For technical positions nobody looks at your degrees. Having "papers and accomplishments" should get you past the HR people and get you started with the real process. If you show you're good during three phone screens and five onsite interviews, you're in. There are no brain-teasers or tech trivia questions - despite whatever you may hear from uninformed bloggers who don't know what they're talking about. It doesn't depend on having rapport with a "hiring manager" - there's no such thing. The process is extremely fair. It's only about you and your abilities.

    Don't want to work for Google? Seriously? I call sour grapes. It's an awesome place to work.

    Source: I work at Google. I participate in the interview process, as does everyone else. The workplace and benefits are fucking awesome. No, I'm not 20, I'm in my mid thirties. No, I don't "live in the office", I work for 8 hours and go home to my wife and my hobbies. Yes, my career is advancing pretty well even under that conditions.

    1. Re:Come to Google by Shados · · Score: 1

      You must only be involved in part of the hiring process or only deal with referrals. Having seen first hand the hiring process write recently, it's basically random and had very little to do about skill and everything to do with who you stumble on. Even the people involved in the process stress their ultra high false negative rate. Unless you get referred and skip the stupid parts in the process.

    2. Re:Come to Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a "victim" of the hiring process myself, and now I interview candidates occasionally. I'm not part of the hiring committee.

      There is a degree of randomness, that's true. You may get a slightly harder or slightly easier onsite interview depending on who your 5 interviewers are. But in general there's a huge correlation between how good you are and your chances of getting hired :)

      For mere mortals like myself, that randomness may be the difference between getting hired and not getting hired; I didn't do *brilliant* in my interviews, but I did good enough according to the 5 interviewers I got. Would I have been hired for *any* 5-set of interviewers? Maybe not. OTOH if you're really really good, it would take a statistically improbable 5-set to reach the conclusion that you shouldn't be hired. So in that sense it's not random.

      The false negatives do exist. They are preferable to the false positives. But again, the cure against being false-negative-rejected is to do better in your interviews :) (Or try again a year later - many people get hired on their 2nd or 3rd attempt)

    3. Re:Come to Google by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

      Thinking in terms of false-positives or false-negatives is the whole problem. Hiring is a matching process. You should be looking for the best fit, not the first reason not to hire somebody. It's all such a contemptibly Java-minded approach to things and the reason you guys can't find people to write decent JavaScript for you to save your lives. Tell the V8 guys thanks though. It really kicks ass.

  117. this too is darwinism in action. by Pathoth · · Score: 0

    whatever reason you claim... if you believe you shouldn't reproduce, then you are probably right.

    1. Re:this too is darwinism in action. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for that stereotypical and completely useless "contribution" to the discussion.

      I swear, some of you "Yay Darwinism" types are basically religious in your belief that "survival of the fittest" is always true.

  118. Harsh but true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, too, am a HS dropout with good career from just about every field of "IT"; HW, drivers, middleware, web technologies, Android, iOS. But then I was offered a job (currently consultant) of totally different technologies: .NET, ADO, authentication, etc., just about every topic found in the book C# 2012 and .NET 4.5 (1600 pages). Bad luck but no amount of explaining to the HR will help me (they see the education level). Being of "old age" means I unfortunately can't compete in spare time (I've studied these books in the past when I was younger). And the older guy will always be slower when compared to experienced young people (who have the skills of that particular field).

    So one mistake and you're out of the game. My career was over in one week when the client detected I did not have the same skills as a +10 year .NET experience guys they already had. Select your career path wisely and avoid mistakes. The economy is bad and the companies can hire the guys with 10+ years of experience from a specified field. The client won't pay for "fast learners". Education helps but not necessarily. One bad side step and you are out of the game.

  119. Apply for a University Course as a Mature Student by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

    You can do that in Malta, and it's free to boot if you're from the EU..
    You really should get some qualifications. An alternative is to do a diploma course if you wish to do something with less effort, or start off with the diploma course and then move to the University Course.

  120. accomplishments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Traditional hiring processes seem to revolve around the education and degrees one holds, not one's track record and accomplishments."

    Hate to break it to you -- but the education and degrees you hold *are* a record of accomplishment. Don't like people dismissing your hard work? Try not dismissing theirs.

  121. Lie .... was that really that difficult? by brainchill · · Score: 1

    Simple .... you lie. You don't lie about your accomplishments or your capabilities but you exaggerate the details.

  122. No link to your CV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You manage to get a front page story on Slashdot about your problems in finding work, and there is no link to your CV? Nothing I can find via Googling your slashdot account name. No link to your email address. You just missed a world-class opportunity to get your name and skill-set in front of millions of eyeballs.

  123. Re:Leave education a non-issue; focus on achieveme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not necessarily about having skills or not but the "or equivalent experience" is missing from the applications because there are so many people available with degrees. It's about having an investment (from government/state/whatever) and about the company crediting this investment. I know positions (manual labor) where the job doesn't require qualifications but only people with degrees will be hired. It is about valuing certain age group and giving this age group the possibility to fund their studies (by manual labor). Older people are not hired because a) they don't need money (they have savings), b) they are probably slower or lack physical fitness for manual labor.

  124. Usually cannot get reviews by charnov · · Score: 1

    Everyone is so terrified of a discrimination lawsuit that generally, you're never going to get a call telling you that you did not get the job let alone any feedback whatsoever from the interviewer.

    --
    [RIAA] says its concern is artists. That's true, in just the sense that a cattle rancher is concerned about its cattle.
  125. Start small by pickin_grinnin · · Score: 1

    I would look at small businesses, school districts, city government offices, etc. They won't pay as much, but city government IT jobs can be stable and long-term.

  126. Maybe it is age, not lack of degree ? by abies · · Score: 1

    In the business area I work, experience trumps education. We are not even looking at education history when browsing CVs. But it is a work requiring a lot of dedication, long hours and a lot of stress and I have serious doubts that anybody over 50 or so is getting hired on 'grunt' level (it will be different in upper management). Obviously, it is not allowed to discriminate based on age - but lack of degree might give a proper _excuse_ to reject a candidate.

    So, real problem is probably that "jobs always seem to go to the *younger* guys with impressive degrees".

    As other people suggested, start own small business, start selling your skills as a company, not as a worker - at this point age doesn't matter anymore.

  127. It's a positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See it as a plus. You're screening out the people who don't think too much - why do you want to work for them?

    David Anderson

  128. Lie about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put down some respectable but less known school that no one would lie about going to.

  129. NASA is full of old guys by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately they get really pissy over the degrees. Two masters degrees (Math and CS) and they still call me undereducated because I don't have a doctorate. Whatever.

    --
    I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
  130. Change your point of view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At your level, you should NOT work backwards... I mean, it's time to SHIFT your direction...

    you should NOT be looking for "jobs"...

    you should be looking at innovating things....

    i know this sounds too idealistic... but hey, without dreamers (and actuators...) we will not be exchanging thoughts online at this point...

    Given your experience and expertise... why not STEP UP? make yourself useful in a WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL? don't go backwards....

    innovate.. innovate.. innovate...

  131. can an autodidact get past the jobs screening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, it's cool that you feel comfortable enough with yourself that you can announce that you're an autodidact, but what you do in your personal time in the bedroom has little to do with work (unless you plan on autodidacting at work which is against most company policies).

  132. we hired one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we hired a grey haired programmer that never finished his degree. In fact, his education never came up in the interview. It wasn't until several years later that I found out he hadn't finished school. I just assumed he didn't put college on his resume because it was 30 years ago and his degree may not have been computer science/discrete math. His decades of experience working on a commercial Unix and C++ compiler are what made him stand out, and he has been awesome.

  133. No Offense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But why should they hire you.

    The jobs always seem to go to the younger guys with impressive degrees, despite a total lack of accomplishment.

    That's the problem with u old farts. U can't move over and let someone else have a chance. & what makes you think you deserve to take someone else's start out in life... Jees, and even whine about it .. double sheesh.

  134. Serious tech positions don't require a diploma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no official qualification, I don't even have high school nor English education(I shouldn't be able to write this post on paper). I'm currently the technical director of a game company and I have almost 20 yeas of experience(I started at 20). I've been contacted by several major companies(Microsoft, Google, EA etc...) so is not matter of company size. Personally, when looking for new tech people I barely glance at an applicant education, in fact if the guy rants 2 page about degrees is probably because that's all he has. If you have skills, they will look at you. Personal projects are much more impressive than a fancy diploma. The game industry must be a bit more loose on the school thing but I started my career in telecom and they also didn't seem to care much. Everybody with some tech experience knows that there is very little value to university if you don't do anything of your own time. Of course if you are being interviewed by a "manager" he will look at your school, but that most likely is a junior position that doesn't really require much knowledge otherwise it would be a tech guy doing the searching. That is based on my experience.

  135. Similar Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got laid off in January, 2013 - for reasons that still defy any sense of logic. I work in the "embedded" world, a closer knit sort of group. Been doing this 30 years (so yea, I fit the "Old Guy (TM)" bill). Difference for me is that I do have a degree, lots of experience at different companies (big and small). I was fortunate to land a job where they were looking for the "experienced" guy - since most of the company is made up of younger folks ( most all 10 years away from retirement, this was a good fit, for many reasons, plus it gives me an opportunity to share my experience with the younger crowd, who did not live throught the "computer revolution" that I did. Starting with Mainframes in the last 70's, to the birth fo the PC - MS-DOS - AppleII - MAC, to the explosion of the embedded space where the 4/8 bitters are now all going to Cortex M0/M3/M4 or CPU-in-an-FPGA approach. Most don't know much about "bare metal" programming (we bit-bangers unite!) or even much about what an RTOS is. And I even get to learn from then some new stuff.
    It is possible to find a good job, but as many have said: Network - Connections - that's the key.

  136. You may be the one-in-a-million exception, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the "self-taught" old guys I've worked with in this business are complete idiots. They write code that is difficult, if not impossible to follow. They never write comments and they never document their work. They are self-centered, egotistical, and insecure, and jealously cloak their knowledge in secrecy, even from their superiors. They also prate on endlessly about their "accomplishments", which are impressive only to the technically illiterate and gullible. I've spent a lot of my career cleaning up their messes. You may be the one-in-a-million exception to the rule, but it is understandable why employers would pass on you.

  137. Advice from a former IT recruiter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started in ISP/Systems work in high school back in the 90's dot com era when it was fashionable to hire kids to do IT. I never got a CIS/EE degree. I actually studied to be a chef, but I went back to IT for the easier lifestyle and better money. I've done Dev/QA for most of my career, but I recently gave IT Recruiting a shot, because I was interested in moving to sales engineer work for higher earnings potential. I lasted six months. Now I'm going back to development. Recruiting did give me a look behind the curtain of hiring in IT though, and these are some things I learned and some advice for the poster.

    You want to do whatever you can to get an interview, phone first if possible. Once you're in the interview stage, it's 90% personality. Many, many times I've seen guys that were weak on the skill set beat out guys that were stronger technically because of personality. If you have a shitty personality.. Maybe you'll get lucky and be up against other guys that aren't fun to talk to. (PS: if you have a sense of angry entitlement and are really cocky about your skills, chances are you're irritating to most people. stop and be honest with yourself for a moment about that. PPS: if you walk out of an interview thinking you killed it, chances are you bombed.)

    Not having a degree can be a real hinderance. It really depends on the the company's policies, or the hiring manager personally. At a basic level they want assurance that you understand the fundamentals, but mainly it's that the manager him/herself is proud of and values their own education. If they're the type that will name drop the school they went to, wear a class ring, and give a shit about school rivalries, you're in trouble. On the other hand, I met many Directors of IT, CTO's and CIO's that never achieved a degree and have had impressive careers. Those are the hiring managers you want to be on the other end of your job application because they focus on projects and achievements.

    Age discrimination is real. You'll hear things like "too senior" or "we're looking for someone more jr, 3-5 years out of college." Which is pretty clear, but couched in just enough legitimate reasons connected to compensation, team dynamics, and being maleable to the lead's methods/style to not be discriminatory. Some managers just aren't comfortable having someone significantly older than them as a subordinate. Maybe they have a team of 5 developers already, all in their 20's and early 30's, and they have to think about their comfort level on the team. You'll hear "culture fit" which is another term that already sounds a little iffy, but is couched in some legitimacy. If a company sees itself as a hip, jeans and t-shirt, startup type environment working with cutting edge technology, they try to sell that to attract development talent. It doesn't help the sale when there's an older guy that would be their peer that dresses like their dad who cut his teeth on Cobol. You might consider approaching larger more established companies.

    My advice is only keep 15 years worth of relevant work history on your resume. If you worked at a movie theater in high school, how is that going to help you get a programming job? If it was also 1982, well you're just dating yourself for an HR gatekeeper. Most managers are only interested in the top 2 job/project entries anyway and whether the experience listed there is applicable to the job they're hiring for. Make sure those entries speak to hands on experience with the main technologies they're using in the job description.

    To hiring managers: one thing managers/companies hate is job hoppers. You don't want to invest a lot in an employee only to have him leave after a year. Older workers want stability too. They're looking at their retirement portfolios and looking at how much they can earn to reach the finish line. If the compensation is good, and the environment is fun/positive, they're looking for a job they can stick with until they retire. That kind of loyalty is a great ROI.

  138. A modest suggestion by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    I'm in a similar boat. The crux of the problem, I believe, is that prospective employers aren't as concerned with what you have done as with what you will do. Toward that end I would suggest you generate new creative output. Post tutorials, engage in fora and such; show that you are still active and committed to productive engagement.

  139. Here's what I did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before I even start, the #1 key is people skills. People tend to hire those that they emotionally connect with.

    I'm one of those self taught people that you are talking about and I have absoulty no problem getting interviews or getting past the so called 'formal education barrier'. I've been working solid since I was 16 years old doing some form of computer related work, when I was 16 in HS I was hired to a college internship position to do some shell scripting work (16 being back in 1995) and some C like development (The SW package had custom development API's that were based on AMPLE which is sort of C like, and all of the engineers were EE's and someone with even a little programming [A thinking back to 16 at how my development skills evolved over the years] I was able to help them develop some useful interfaces and automation routines]. And was working with as a UNIX [back then HPUX and Solaris] admin/engineer with a bent on scripting and automation and web based development [back in the late 90's when Perl CGI was all the rage], and progressed through the 2000's as a developer/engineer doing what would be called DevOps 10-15 yeas before term was coined. I've kept my skills up to date, and my experience with programming allows me to basically dive into any new lanaguge and get pretty comfortable within 2 weeks or so and be able to do useful things and keep learning, and I have a pretty solid understand of Linux. So I'm kind of in a niche position with both skills sets which is hard to find in this market, and I have always been a very solid performer and I use my network to get jobs not so much blind recruitment. In fact I've only taken a job from recrutiers twice and I've both regretted them.

    So basically the keys are:
    1) Solid in demand skill sets. It's nice if you have a mix of a couple skill sets that you don't see much in one person like strong Linux admin/engineer and developer [You can make a hell of a good datacenter automation engineer with those skills]
    2) Network and talk to your collegues. Get to know them and be sure you are a top tier employee where people always think at thier next job "Well we are doing X and you know who was really good at doing X and doing it well..." Then they mention it to thier manager (or they are the manager) they call you up and you see if you want the job.
    3) Always play around with new stuff. Sure I could do everything I do now with perl but a lot of people are afraid of it now so I know Python and Ruby and C# well enough now so I can get up to speed in a lot of environments [But really if you've done enough development you can pick up a lanague and then use google and stack exchange as your friend because you can google, I know how to do X in Java how do I do it in Ruby]. I'm only really an expert on any given language when I'm emersed in it on a daily basis.

  140. Contacts.... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

    I'm 54 and haven't gotten a job without knowing someone at the company or being recommended by a friend for over 20 years, that's 5 jobs before my most recent one. My last search started down the monster.com road, even interviewed several times. Then went to one interview at a company where the VP was someone I used to work with and several people I know worked at, and had a job created specifically for my skill set. Best job I've ever had...and the highest paying.

    Don't stop using traditional methods, but if you are any good your past associates are your best bet to getting you a job. They can get your resume to the person hiring.

    If you still can't get a job, maybe you just aren't that good. Or your skills are too outdated. Figure out which one is the problem and fix it instead of whining.

    --
    I rarely read replies, it's my opinion and if you thought about your opinion a little more, I'm OK with that.
  141. start in open source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get into an open source project that interests you and has commercial usage
    then after you have submitted and got your name on a few features and/or got a name by helping people on the mailing lists
    you will find plenty of work..
      (worked for me)

  142. Interesting by visionbeyond · · Score: 1

    I'm very much in the same boat as you are, maybe even slightly worse off. I have a couple of degrees (architectual design and drafting and an associates in psychology), but I never even took a computer class in college. I stumbled into a job as technical support at a failing ISP, and as people around me kept getting canned, I assended the list of positions mostly by being the last man standing, until I was the systems administrator. Eventually I found a major flaw in the billing and provisions process, which had over 1100 cancelled accounts still active, and that turned the comany around from running at a $20,000 loss each month to making a profit. While I shifted into programming, which I liked a lot better and have stay in that field since, I don't have any certifications, publications, or formal education in the IT industry.

    While getting the first few jobs were tough, I've found that most companies will take experience over having a degree anyday, and twice on Tuesdays. Also having been on the hiring end of thing half of the time, I will always take experience over any degree, regardless of how prestigious (Okay, maybe not over an MIT degree. lol) I've had too many newly hired employees with their shinny new computer science degree, and I've got to hold their hand for the first 6 months because they know little of what is current practices, so much as they know what is "suppose to be the proper method". The trouble with schooling is that a technology comes out and gains some traction, it must then be choosen and learned by a professor. He must then write a syllabus before the school can even offer it as a course, which is then at the mercy of school quarters. By the time a student signs up, takes the class, and finishes - it's technology that is 1 -2 years old, which in todays world is just about 1 - 2 years too late. 8-)

    Personally I haven't had any issues with education being a factor for coming up on a decade. My question to you would be where and how are you applying for jobs? These days I don't even waste my time looking for a job, as most jobs that are listed are in the lower range of what I would consider a good position and company. I've done pretty much every job in the last 8 years all working through recruiters. Headhunting seems to be an exploding field, so it takes weeding through vast pile of them to find one that is of real quality and service, but once you find a place like that, they will take care of you and represent you well. I also like it because they negotiate the salary or wage for you, with your input and guidelines of course. Plus recruiters seems to get all the best positions, as companies don't want to waste time sifting through the sea of unqualified candiates either. My advice would be to find a good recruiter, and if you have the skills, you'll be their favorite person in the world.

  143. dye your hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    no kidding, it works

  144. Willing to relocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know of companies in smaller communities that are willing to hire self taughts. I work for one of them in Aspen Colorado

  145. Networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HR's primary purpose is to be a speed bump and to enforce arbitrary rules that are merely Pareto effective.

    So to get around them you need to network into an organization to the hiring manager(s) and be able to demonstrate your non-traditional directly and face-to-face.

  146. Not easy but can be done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find an employer with a open policy towards diversity - I got lucky that way. I don't know how you research this kind of thing 'cause a lot of employers pay lip service to diversity when they really don't practice it.

    Find a way around HR - in tech the only thing they do is match buzz-words between job requisition & resume. Thru a friend & former colleague I got the name of the person who led the crew where I work - never was sure of his real title, probably program manager. I wrote a personal letter to go with my resume, he was open to evaluating a track record & seeing the capability therein. Again, I don't know how you find this sort of person - I just got lucky I guess.

    Maybe look for some continuing ed classes, just to show activity. I found an inexpensive way to take Oracle DBA classes. It had a lot of hands-on & was fun. As a class, we actually wrote a paper on bringing up an Oracle installation from scratch on both RedHat and Slackware, & it was selected for presentation at an Oracle conference. Unfortunately, none of us had the money or time to travel to the site of the conference to present it. But, taking the class demonstrated a "no give up" & "self-starter" attitude.

    Good luck...not easy but it can happen.

  147. Coming from the same background... by atticus9 · · Score: 1

    You won't get past the jobs screening process cold calling companies, as you've already experienced. Instead you have to find ways to get out there and meet people without interviewing, like at industry meet ups, learn how to sell yourself, accomplish things on your own that you can talk about (they don't have to make money, just be cool enough to show off), and build a network of people that respect your ability and get work through that.

    Contract work is a great way to get your foot in the door.

    When you first start be willing to work for less / do less interesting work, do a great job at that, and you'll find yourself in demand, then you can start being more particular about what you work on and making more. It takes a lot of work, of course, and more work than if you had a formal education.

  148. Specific Advice by wynnpointeaux · · Score: 1

    My thoughts (having just come from a very similar place)... Write a narrative around the darn degree, and put it out there from the beginning. "Two years into from my bachelor's degree in Computer Science, life took me sideways. I've never managed to find the right combination of time and money to go back and check that box, but I've never stopped learning new, valuable skills like A, B, and C." Find a marketing or creative person to help you write your "story". Then practice it over and over until it rolls out of you automatically. If a company is gonna be hard over on the degree requirement, get to the "no" right away and move on to companies that are more flexible. When I was applying for jobs, I would write a point-by-point response to the job requirement list in my cover letter . "I'm sure you're inundated with applicants. Let me save us both some time and prequalify myself. You asked for blank/blank/blank, I have blank/blank/blank." Whenever I could, I put the degree thing first, "You've asked for a 4-yr degree. If this is a firm requirement, then I thank you for your time. If instead, you're looking for someone who brings broad real-world experience and a thirst for learning, let me tell you how I meet the rest of your requirements." If you're qualified for the job and this doesn't get them over the hurdle, nothing will and you probably don't want to work there anyway. Know it's a numbers game. In the current environment, employers can hold out for the perfect candidate. Apply for everything which might be a fit, as soon after it's posted as possible. If you're not sure, apply anyway (except at key companies where the perfect job for you might crop up in the next few months). My current job (which I love!) came from a posting that I almost didn't apply for. The rejections are hard, and the "black hole" non-responses are maybe even harder. That's a sign of the times, not your skill. If you're not into the system in the first few days, you're probably out of luck because the hiring managers have stopped looking. Yes, network as much as possible. There are many of us who were told, "Put your head down, do a good job, don't waste your employer's money socializing, and everything will work out just fine." Mom and Dad, bless their well-meaning souls were WRONG. So if you find yourself without a network of sufficient quality, start working on it as uncomfortable as that might be. Linked In. Meetups (meetup.com). Industry events. Put it out to your friends that you need a job. This last was the absolute hardest for me. It sounds sappy, but someone told me, "You have to put it out to the Universe." When I, with maximum discomfort, did that I found that my friends and colleagues absolutely rallied to my support. And though I ended up taking a job from a complete stranger, it helped just knowing I had a better network than I had previously thought. Do this without looking or feeling "broken". "I was hoping to start a consulting business, but it's not evolving fast enough, and now I really need to focus on getting the bills paid. If you hear of anything that fits me, let me know!" This way you're not "begging" your friend/acquaintance for a job, but simply telling them your need. Make it an out-of-body experience. There are many, many highly qualified people out of work. It's very easy to start to doubt everything you think you know about yourself. Whatever inspires you and makes you feel the most empowered... drink it up. Especially before an interview. Make yourself as young as possible. Agism is wrong, but real. This isn't just about your hair color. Self-teach yourself a bit about social networking, internet marketing, mobile apps... whatever is relevant to your industry. Even catching up on pop culture -- television, music -- makes a difference in my opinion. Hang tough! I don't know you from Adam, but I wish you good luck and will be sending positive vibes in your direction! !!!2u

  149. Haven't encountered the age thing...yet by TheBilgeRat · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much of it is the age thing vs completely cryptic HR screens. It was so much easier when I was in the public sector and the job announcement followed a strict form. You set your resume to answer every bullet point in the job description and if you hit all the checks it got past the mouth breathers and onto the desk of who would actually be hiring you. In the private sector, I've seen job announcements like that to cryptic touchy-feely bullshit like "Do you dream in DLL? Do you get a chubby writing device drivers?" Honestly. Spell out what the hell the job does and leave it at that. All my degree did was give me an understanding of the language of software engineering. It did absolutely nothing to prepare me for the reality (not to mention that the language of choice in uni was Java and now I'm in a QT/C++ house. Not exactly square one, but certainly not hit the ground running like an old crusty grey hair with no degree would do).

  150. re: Grey hair... by lpq · · Score: 1

    Grecian Formula 16 or Clarol depending on your fancies. Henna can be good for a short-term change (50/50 joking/serious).

    As for the rest... can you show them any of your work?

    Especially good would be something relevant to the field of interest.

    No? How about showing them design notes for your latest personal project? Things that lay out data structures and how they interact?

    Depending on the field, can you show them 'buzzwork'... work in the latest
    tech-buzz stuff? Parallelization? Async I/O? Async web-io clients?

    Find out what they are looking for, what their interests are, crash-study to become as much of an expert as you can in their field of interest -- so you can reliably speak and talk like an expert. Don't speak beyond your expertise, cuz if you over-speak your knowledge, cuz it will be inevitable that Murphy will be on the review staff if you do (if you don't, he won't).

    Interview them -- find out what they are planning and what they want to do -- tell them how you can help them. If you can -- start thinking strategies to help them solve their problem and ask if they'd though of "this" approach -- NOTE -- you have to know the field to pull this off well, so advanced study of your potentials is a big must.

    Getting past their preconceptions can only happen if you get a chance to demonstrate something outside of their expectations for "someone of your age and appearance"...which is always "a bit" challenging. People base so much on little things like your email address, (is it at yahoo, your own domain? google? sbc/att? Do you look like a tourist or a serious hacker?)

    A website showing some cool things -- especially your own creations, can be a big bonus -- but even if not your own things, did you setup the website yourself? Did you create it yourself? What techs does it (or do you use)?

    Each situation is unique && has its own challenges. I wish you the best of luck, as I know employers can discriminate with impunity in today's pro-business environment. They have all the marbles in their court as they don't have to give you a reason why they said no...

  151. Small companies are your best bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aside from starting/running your own business, your best bet in this situation is to focus on finding jobs with smaller companies where your potential colleagues are the ones handling the hiring process, not some non-technical HR person that is simply comparing your resume with the job requirements. For example, my company (45 or so employees) is currently in the middle of hiring two new IT resources, and our CTO (a former software developer for several companies who also ran his own business at one point) is the one spearheading the effort, with assistance from myself (QA engineer). We're more interested in experience and the ability to interface with employees from a support standpoint, rather than education. Anyone can get a college degree, but not many are personable, particularly in the IT/dev world. We've turned down applicants with significant education after having in-person interviews with them, simply because we didn't like the vibes we were getting from a personality standpoint. If you're made it to an in-person interview, we know you can do the job from a technical standpoint. Now we want to get to know you.

  152. Stop doing something wrong by drew_eckhardt · · Score: 1

    >Despite many accomplishments, published papers, and more, I cannot seem to get past the canned hiring process and actually get before a hiring manager.

    With a history like that you shouldn't be going through a canned hiring process.

    You're doing something wrong.

    Talking to former co-workers and moving into positions at companies they've vetted as decent places to work is often a great deal for all parties involved - you get a good job, work with the same excellent people again, and their company gets a known well-performing quantity. That doesn't work as well when you've progressed to leadership roles too far beyond your peers or have other career goals that are too different like making enough to cease working for money at which point you start your own companies. I suspect new peers you'd like to work with again make that a temporary situation but have yet to verify.

    Where that's not reasonable as a senior person you should be having casual encounters with technical directors (in big companies only; at small companies you want to go up the food chain to some one more able and willing to speak about the business), VPs of engineering, or CTOs in person (coffee is popular) or on the phone in which both parties get a feel for each other and determine whether a long term relationship is worth pursuing at this time or in the future. A decent linkedin presence should be enough to net this with inbound contacts directly from executives in young companies and from recruiters for larger organizations.

    Those recruiters fall into two broad categories - keyword matchers taking a shotgun approach, and more targeted ones that have a better understanding of how things work and what your CV implies. The former usually don't have anything interesting to offer and I don't have much experience dealing with them. The later will make introductions. Some will try to funnel you directly into a hiring process which begins with a technical phone screen, but any place you want to work (executives recognize engineers' importance to the bottom line and consider you worth their time) you can get away with not doing technical interviews on the first date and push for a personal introduction.

  153. I dyed my hair and created a promotional website. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently pulled off a horizontal career move from the technical side to marketing, as well as a long distance move to a city where I had no contacts. The change in location helps you get comfortable with the new hair color since nobody will know the 'old' you. My technical background was a big seller to the marketing people because I know their targets. Plus, it helped that I was a services buyer while on the technical side. Find your strength that is valuable to someone else.

    I created a self-promoting website with myname.xxx (find the URL that you can get, mine was a .us version) and created custom pages for each company that I contacted. Find a jobs board that specializes in your specific area of interest, then go directly to the company's website to apply. Be bold and creative in how you present yourself, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

    I'm serious about the hair color, you will love the new you in the mirror. I went to a salon and they screwed it up the first try, then got better the next one. Then I did the long distance move and gave the color mix to the new salon. They got closer, then we adjusted it. Once I saw how this all worked, I went to CVS pharmacy and bought the Paul Frieda foam coloring. I picked too dark and red the first time, then got it right. I wasn't working during the experimental time, so the only person who saw the changes was my landlady, and she's doing the same thing with her hair, for the same reason. We both laughed.

  154. Stop calling yourself "autodidact", for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, not only is it nothing special, but all good programmers are autodidacts (they have to be) and NO GOOD PROGRAMMER calls himself 'autodidact' - it's a real red flag, seriously.

  155. Not all jobs are done well remotely by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    if they could be, why in God's name would the companies go to the trouble of paying for the Visas? Those aren't free you know. Also, the H1-Bs typically work for $35-$40k/yr and work 60-80 hours a week. They're doing the work of 2 people for half the pay, in effect replacing 4 Salaries.

    There are other factors. India has a growing middle class looking for opportunities. If they find them here then they won't care so much that their native country is a hell hole. It takes the pressure off the 1% of India to make their country a better place. At the end of the day it's all about the race to the bottom.

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  156. What actual technologies? by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

    For instance, I don't even have an irrelevant degree and I just got interest from Facebook for a JavaScript developer position after honing my skills at JS and client-side development for the last 5-6 years or so. I would imagine Java and C# probably tend to have a bit more academic bias than most other popular web-languages since academia is in part greatly responsible for their popularity in the first place. The client-side/UI folks on the other hand tend to care the least because we can typically size each other up in a handful of questions.

    But yeah, really badass web developers and I suspect higher end programmers in general really don't care. What they do care about though is whether you're a rookie professionally and in your situation it would likely take some work on personal projects and collaboration on open source or working very cheap to get your foot in the door. Oh, and I'm 39 btw. I think I got like one gray hair a while back but it's hard to tell because I'm blonde. I basically pissed away my 20s on alcohol, video game journalism, and just being a putz in general so no, it's not like I even had a lot to show for myself when I got my act together and focused on this career 6 years back. The first year wasn't easy.

    For programming the best advice I can give is that you not worry about the numbers so much where language is concerned. In fact it might pay to put more effort into the stuff that doesn't have the most jobs advertised. If something is somewhat popular and you get really good at it, your chances will be much better than if you jump into say Java and your sans-college resume is one in a pile of 10,000 that will go through a rigorous screening process by non-tech people long before it reaches an engineer.

    And if you happen to be great at JavaScript, check to make sure you're not forgetting to wear pants at the interview because demand is high and nobody's waiting for colleges to pump out decent JS devs.

  157. Re:CONTACTS! I second that. by wlc108 · · Score: 1

    May I ask, which accredited institution are you attending? I've been looking for an actual legitimate one but haven't had much luck.

  158. Put on The Sunglasses and go off the grid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't fight it, friend. Just put this pair of sunglasses on and you'll never want to mix with "society" ever again!

    Go tribal! Only the aliens and alien sympathizers stay where the money is.

  159. Age = found your own niche company by eionmac · · Score: 1

    1. I worked as a 'wage slave' for a few companies until formal retirement age. One of these then had troubles doing a job I had done (they hired a multi degree person who had 'book learning' but no real work skills).
    2. Phone call to me. I resisted, as they wanted too long a work week, then gave in after forming a Limited Company (private limited company UK = Delaware private Inc) to separate my assets from work risks. Did first short contract at their 'long week'.
    3.Next contract offer I said only if a short work week. They accepted. Now on my 28th contract and 8 years later well into my seventies hired again.
    4. Get the skill set right for the company and you are then 'proven worth'.

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  160. Be assertive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what you've got. Be more assertive. For me it works wonders. I'm also self-taught, and I've never had problems getting good jobs.

  161. Simple: Lie, cheat or go temp!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As terrible as it sounds, sometimes it is the only way.

    I would suggest something like the following (all have worked wonders for me)

    1. Buying a degree from an online university - gets you past the pre-screening and might get you an interview

    2. Claim you have a degree from a university in a foreign country - Lost the actual degree in a "fire" and chances are HR wont be bothered to make an overseas call.

    3. Go temp! - That's how I got into one of the largest IT companies in the world with no degree whatsoever, only self-taught experience. - As a temp I was able to get my foot in the door and show them my worth. After that, they decided to hire me full time against their own hiring policies because I was able to prove I WAS that good.

    Any way you look at it, employers, both prospective and current, lie, cheat and steal when it comes to our pensions, salaries and promotions. While we get told for the 4th year in a row their isn't enough money for salary increases and a new round of lay-offs is coming, the CEO and his/her cronies are still giving themselves 6-7 digit "bonuses". Who is the liar in this equation?

    Do what you gotta do then prove to them you were worth it.

  162. Re:CONTACTS! I second that. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I'm using Charter Oak State College. This is because they are an accredited and respected school, specializing in in distance learning, which accepts a high enough score on a recent Computer Science GRE exam for credit-by-exam on many of the course requirements, and (if certain requirements are met, such as being active in an industry using them) accepts older credits (i.e. math, distribution requirements) that many other institutions would consider "stale" and timed-out. They do not currently offer a BSCS, however, so I'm going for a BSGS with a CS concentration. I've taken three classes from them so far, and am currently taking a math class (needed but not offered there) from the University of North Dakota for transfer credit. Several of my few remaining requirements I expect to complete by exam (and a couple - public speaking, English - by waiver due to documented work experience).

    Another excellent school (with a more technical orientation) that also specializes in distance learning is Thomas Edison. They do offer a BSCS, but stopped accepting the CS subject GRE for credit (because too few students used it for them to continue the effort of keeping it qualified against their own requirements). In my case this made a big difference in how much work would be required to reach the diploma. For some others, especially those who need many of the classes (or test-out equivalents), are tech focused, and would find the more directly applicable degree a benefit, Thomas Edison would be a good choice.

    These schools are oriented toward people who wish to complete their degrees but are employed or located where going to a classic college is impractical. Examples: Deployed military personnel, low-level medical employees seeking higher certifications for career advancement, workers located far from a good subject-appropriate school or working schedules that interfere with school scheduling.

    Two credit-by-examination programs are also related to this. DANTES is one - driven by the military's need to provide education for their soldiers without interfering with their duties (but open to all). Another is CLEP (College Level Examination Program), a product of the College Board which provides 33 subject tests which are accepted as proof of accomplishment by most universities. Each program lets you receive college credits without actually taking a class, by testing whether you've successfully taught yourself the subject.

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  163. Re:CONTACTS! I second that. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    By the way: Charter Oak's mandatory "cornerstone" class was a wonderful experience, and just what I needed. Think of it as a boot camp on how to research and write academic papers (and read them). VERY enabling.

    I wish I'd had the equivalent when starting at my first University back in 1975.

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  164. Re:CONTACTS! I second that. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I wish I'd had the equivalent when starting at my first University back in 1975.

    Typo: Back in 1965.

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  165. I sold out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the same problem for many years. and it is a major pain in the ass (and, I too, am widely published, ,etc.). I finally sold out. Thomas Edison State College is one of a few accredited colleges that will work with you to consolidate credit from different schools, examination, and portfolio assessment to get you a degree. Not cheap but has been well worth it. No one seems to really care what you degree is in or when exactly you got it, as long as you got the check in the box (I'm an EE but got a CS degree). It was also good enough to get me into an "Ivy League" grad program (paid for by my new big company employer) and I got an MSEE to make up the difference. Now, that box on the job app is not a problem for me. And, yeah, I sold out, but you get over it.

    If not, the other comments are right on. Find a small company and work for less. That's how I started. Extra points if you find a small company and their guru just quit/retired/keeled over. Sometimes you have to gamble. I got one of my best jobs by solving a big problem for them in the interview. They could have just said, "Thanks, now get the hell out!" but they realized that there would be more problems and I was apparently pretty handy to have around. Bringing business or even the smell of business in with you is another good strategy.

    Good luck. I know it sucks to sell out, but then again it sucks to get discriminated against.

    1. Re:I sold out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I meant to mention the other big school in this space is Charter Oaks. Excelsior (used to be Regents) is another name but since they changed hands I'm not sure how they are any more. There are also some other schools that may have some alternate accreditation or focus more on traditional ("you take classes and we will teach you the mysterious secrets you could never know without our help"). You really don't want either of those.

      Edison had the technology degree I needed and I was able to pull my degree together in a year. However, that was with over 2 years of "regular school" in my past (spread over several institutions), a lot of testing, and some portfolio work. The portfolios are rigorous, so if there is a test available that is the easiest way to show competency. Your publications are great hammers when it comes to portfolio assessment. I was able to reduce some of them to fancy papers that basically said, "See the college course from big school XYZ? They use my book as the text book for that class." And on just a little more than that basis I was able to get credit for that class (I'm oversimplifying, but that was more or less it).

  166. Look for companies run by other old autodidacts by clippermadness · · Score: 1

    People hire based on familiarity. Young CS grads from Stanford think only young CS grads from top-flight universities know how to design software. Start-up jockeys who dropped out of college think only drop outs with start-up experience know how to design software. I'm also an old(er) auotdidact. I like older, experienced people who have demonstrated passion for their craft by teaching themselves.

    1. Re:Look for companies run by other old autodidacts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly I am also an older autodidact, but I prefer beautiful young Scandinavian girls who have no nudity taboo. But that's just me.

  167. Uh, because they want more... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    that part's not rocket science. Americans make too much money. We live too well. Our air is too clean and our food too nutritious.

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  168. Make your resume look younger by Bridg · · Score: 1

    You obviously still have the experience and qualifications for the job, you just need to get yourself recognized for it. Since a resume is often the first thing an employer will see, make it stand out from the crowd. There are some really useful tools out there to generate really unique, eye-catching pieces for a resume. For example, there's one called visualize.me that you can use to generate visual models reflecting your past experience or skill sets. If you can make your resume reflect new, progressive technologies, you'll combat any negative stigma due to age. As for the degree, many employers cut a break to older generations because the specialized college degrees were less common when they were college aged. If you can make them think you're the best for the job, it won't matter. Networking is also INCREDIBLY useful for the job hunt, but I won't ramble about it. Here's a great article with more info about visualize.me, info on other tools, and ways to use networking to your benefit: http://www.jobs.net/Article/CB-88-Talent-Network-IT-3-Job-Search-Tools-for-the-IT-Geek/