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  1. Wording and tense minifix on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 1

    If you want to get picky...

    of "of"

    ...isn't ideal word choice, and you should have used past tense.

  2. Re:in other news ... on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 1

    My message for the day on a solaris boxen

    ftfy

  3. Re:in other news ... on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 1

    problem with linux/foss (or any software really, but more pronounced in foss due to decentralization) is that when your package has dependencies on packages maintained by others, you can't always tell what is going to happen to those other packages (unless you're mates with all the maintainers, which would be ideal). if (for example), the maintainers of xorg made a change and it unwittingly broke old functionality (every change carries with it the risk of breaking something; even if you are pedantic about unit testing you con only reduce the risk, not eliminate it altogether, and unit testing won't uncover integration bugs anyway). so in this example, your software may not work with the latest version of xorg until either xorg maintainers fix their bug or you come up with a new release that doesn't use the broken functionality. this could also happen if microsoft broke (or deliberately removed) functionality in one of the windows libraries.

  4. Re:in other news ... on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 1

    If you want to get pedantic, you could possibly argue that there is natural concrete somewhere that is millions of years old (maybe near Mount Vesuvius).

    All of this is irrelevant though because TFA article is about a computer, not concrete, but it's still funny how we all seem to enjoy the odd foray into these little tangents on dotslash.

  5. Re:in other news ... on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 1

    Stonehenge is just a bunch of rocks standing in a field

    that's what the aliens that put them there wanted us to think... stonehenge is really a device for spying on us and transmitting info back to the mother ship... they're coming man!

  6. Re:Eh, that's it? on Samsung Unveils the Galaxy S4 · · Score: 1

    hahahaha.... whooosh.... :)

    what a loser

  7. Re:That's OK on Samsung Unveils the Galaxy S4 · · Score: 1

    my 4yo daughter is into barbie dolls and clothes, but luckily she's a bit of a tomboy so she also likes to play outside, get into fights and get covered in mud

  8. Re:Grow Up on Ask Slashdot: Mac To Linux Return Flow? · · Score: 1

    if you think microsoft came up with metro on its own you've been sucking down ballmer ball juice for too long

  9. Re:Grow Up on Ask Slashdot: Mac To Linux Return Flow? · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's removal of Exchange from their SBS

    that on its own will likely ruin windows server

  10. Re:Grow Up on Ask Slashdot: Mac To Linux Return Flow? · · Score: 1

    no, it's like moving the fuel tank in the ford pinto

  11. Re:Install Windows XP on Ask Slashdot: How To Donate Older Computers to Charity? · · Score: 1

    until someone sends them a Word document and it doesn't display correctly; or they want to print something and can't get their printer to work and the support people can't figure out why the Windows printer driver won't install. :^(

    holy shit i can't believe there are still people that think this

    haha what a poor ignorant douchebag

    i feel sorry for you dude

  12. Re:That's OK on Samsung Unveils the Galaxy S4 · · Score: 1

    let me be the first to say... WHOOOOSH

    if you don't want a "greedy, consumeristic whore" for a daughter, then why give her anything at all? she'll only grow up to expect something every year

  13. Re:So what did it do all that time? on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 1

    drbd and pacemaker are pretty simple and reliable, imho (not to mention free)

    attempting to increase reliability and failing is better (and certainly no less disasterous) than ignoring the risk and failing... at least as far as customers or users are concerned

  14. Re:Eh, that's it? on Samsung Unveils the Galaxy S4 · · Score: 1

    satellite map following is pretty good, but i'm waiting for the android naviation app with streetview following... horrible for data use, but awesome for showing up isheep :)

  15. Re:Eh, that's it? on Samsung Unveils the Galaxy S4 · · Score: 1

    i can just imagine iOS 8 now... a black screen with a prompt, or a big red glowing eye

  16. Re:That's OK on Samsung Unveils the Galaxy S4 · · Score: 0

    better than "daddy daddy i really want a cheap plastic barbie doll made with slave labor in china and sold by walmart with a 500% markup that will help me grow up with a complex where i hate my body, get depressed and go on prozac because i can't possibly look as slim and beautiful as my doll... oh wait, why the fuck didn't you give me something useful for my birthday, at least something i could watch barbie shows on"

  17. Re:2001 on Microbes Likely Abundant Hundreds of Meters Below Sea Floor · · Score: 1

    the titanic was carrying a monolith... or the titanic was a monolith

  18. Re:So what did it do all that time? on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 2, Insightful

    best way to justify the job you do is to create work for yourself

    in IT you can covertly install a virus, which will have half your users begging to get things back up and running and the other half berating you for not doing your job

    the last thing you want to do is increase your efficiency to the point where management thinks you are no longer required or that your role can be filled by a machine or some kid fresh out of school

    or if you're a department of defense big brass knob, you need to justify spending billions of tax payer money, so you blow up 2 skyscrapers and scare the crap outta the public so they give you more money to go off and fight the world :)

  19. Re:in other news ... on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 1

    i think the real problem was that he couldn't get his concrete slab to compile on his "solaris boxen"... maybe there were too many infinite loops of rebar

  20. Re:So what did it do all that time? on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 5, Funny

    If there's fail over (and there should be if uptime is important)

    i agree... if you're responsible for a single server performing a mission critical function with no fail over, you may as well just fire yourself

  21. Re:No spectrograph? on Astronomers Probe Mysterious Gas In Titan's Atmosphere · · Score: 1

    i can't help it if 2/3 of the population is stupid

  22. Re:Do the math. Not that big of deal on NASA IG Paints Bleak Picture For Agency Projects · · Score: 1

    they send bodies... erm i mean astronauts... over to russia for testing... erm i mean launches... in ukraine

    but in any case, i wonder if most americans know this? i mean if they believe the tripe that comes out of the white house...

  23. Re:fuck me drunk over a bar stool on ESA Seeks Software Innovators For Orbiting Laboratory · · Score: 1

    it's not a basement... it's a "command center"

  24. Re:No spectrograph? on Astronomers Probe Mysterious Gas In Titan's Atmosphere · · Score: 1

    its gas... it must be the holy shit

  25. Re:Regnal year on Ask Slashdot: How Many Time Standards Are There? · · Score: 1

    i thought it was the year 12 after september 11